r/Suspiciouslyspecific | oh no...

[@AlexRosey]

I just love it how we get flipped everytime we watch an emkay video Edit : that alot of bots im too tired for this crap ngl also kinda funni for me idk why

[@blue_froggy0968]

So sad

[@AlexRosey]

@@blue_froggy0968 honestly its an honor

[@DondyTrapOFFICIAL]

@@damara-------9367 I don't fucking know anymore if the purpose of these bots is scamming people like those fake nitro links or some other weird purpose

[@Grizz..]

I feel so bad for this comment from the amount of bots

[@DondyTrapOFFICIAL]

@@Grizz.. holy shit I agree the amount of bots is awful

[@taiylorledrew7281]

Not going to lie "be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes" make me laugh so hard I almost choked to death

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Not wrong tho Spiders are prime vegetable guardians along with ladybugs.

[@taiylorledrew7281]

@@EpicgamerGTG thank you I really needed this story

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

@@EpicgamerGTG and then there's arachnophobic me

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

Ah, yes. "The spider on the porch is named Frank. *BE NICE TO FRANK, HE GUARDS THE TOMATOES, AND IF YOU ANGER HIM HE WILL CONDEMN YOU TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION.* "

[@randomstranger8554]

Congratulations on surviving 👍

[@the_Dos__]

Props to Frank for guarding them tomatoes. He's the real hero.

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

*How tall are you then?* Because I'm 5'8". *I will not accept lies, either.*

[@the_Dos__]

@@imsmart_yetdumb9278 look at my pfp ._____.

[@jhiyu]

Robin not knowing how to pronounce or straight up never having heard of Lidl is by far my favourite emkay moment ever

[@planktonfx]

I refuse to believe that someone could possibly live without the sustenance of Lidl cookies

[@cinnamon4ada7]

Wtf is a lidle

[@Praise_The_Redmist]

@@cinnamon4ada7 a eauropian supermarket

[@jhiyu]

@@planktonfx preach that honestly, Lidl is a godsent

[@felissylvestris6557]

Americans amiright

[@SuperiorPosterior]

2:11 One year in the second week of December, my aunt ordered around $200 worth of pizza to be delivered that night around 4 PM because we were celebrating my younger cousin's birthday early that year (he was born on Christmas). At the time she placed the order, it was around 10 AM, and slightly windy and _maybe_ snowing faintly. The transition to blizzard was pretty darn quick, as it slowly built up, and then suddenly slammed down all at once at about 2 PM. My aunt tried to call the place and cancel our order, but couldn't get through, so she figured the power was out, and there was no need to worry. And then there was a knock on the door at around 5:30. By this point, our power was out, and we were huddled around the woodfire stove toasting marshmallows while my aunt pretended to be an evil witch, "brewing" hot chocolate in a "cauldron" over the flames. When the knock came, we figured it'd be one of our neighbors looking for a hand, but no. It was a young, maybe-20-something guy absolutely shivering in his jean shorts and double-stuffed hoodies, carrying eight huge pizzas. That crazy guy had been the most senior worker still there when the blizzard fell on us, and had decided that, as assistant shift manager, he'd handle all the deliveries, while everyone else handled the phones and making pizzas. My aunt gave him $300 and three thermoses of hot chocolate and told him to keep the change. The absolute madlad _deserved_ it, and was appreciative we'd given him something to help cheer up the other workers as well. Two weeks later, when all the snow had melted, we got a ring of the doorbell, and mister no-longer-assistant Shift Manager and his boss had shown up with a bunch of cheesy bread, desserts, and 4 extra large pizzas to thank US for giving them that cocoa. Oh, and we got the Thermoses back too, but damn. That story is the biggest karmic ping-pong that I've witnessed.

[@enzomclaren8405]

4:40 fun fact, the medieval peasant people didn’t actually eat chicken because you would have to kill your egg producing animal (which was too expensive). They would usually eat things like salmon and peas pottage, which are quite flavorful.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

That largely depends on what country you're talking about. Different parts of the world ate different things.

[@enzomclaren8405]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla fair. I’m specifically referencing feudal England and most other parts of Europe, as that’s what first comes to mind with “medieval”

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@enzomclaren8405 Western and Central Europe sure. Eastern Europe was quite a bit different and same with the Baltics and Mediterranean they also ate differently.

[@enzomclaren8405]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla naturally. Very different culture in comparison

[@topaz_pie596]

Tf is your name-

[@zavodila9279]

On the topic of "no one has ever had a bad pizza", I'd like to contest that. A couple weeks ago my club ordered a pepperoni pizza for our meeting, and what we got was the saddest excuse for a pizza ever. The crust was really thin and crunchy, baked to the point it was mostly black on the bottom, the sauce was nonexistent, appearing in a bite only occasionally to taunt us with what could have been, the cheese was stretched thin and was strangely hard even when it was warmed up, so when you took a bite all the cheese on the slice would come with in a big slab, and there was a *singular* piece of pepperoni on top, dry as dirt and having about as much spice as a dorito chip with the dust licked off. I couldn't finish a single slice of that pizza, and neither could anyone else that night

[@itsmiri_woofer8240]

Where did you even order that "pizza"?

[@jeffjeff1650]

Has anyone heard of school food? I got a slice one day and it was burnt so badly the cheese was black.

[@dylanharding5720]

Further evidence, fucking domino's.

[@sanstheskeleton5375]

@@dylanharding5720 EVEN further evidence, pizza hut

[@matejakuzmanovic8331]

i dont like pizza

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

I'm like 99.9% if they made a live action Danganronpa and committed actual murders, we'd all still sign up to go in that show

[@3dprintsandothers602]

True

[@HJ-oo8ph]

Count me out. I definitely don’t want to experience that haha

[@amatueraceva1319]

Isn't that the plot of Danganronpa V3?

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

@@amatueraceva1319 ................ Spoilhaps

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

I’d wanna see if they make our blood neon pink

[@SnailonCloudNine]

3:45 I talked to my grandmother about this a while back ago and she said that most of organs would be in the horse torso and the human torso would probably house a ton muscle along with the esophagus, windpipe, and maybe a secondary heart to help pump the blood.

[@ghostslayer1981]

So double heart attacks could be possible?

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@ghostslayer1981 With the way bodies work if one heart failed the other would likely just pick up the slack.

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla we humans need that then. Imagine a should for heart attacks. One freebie then you die

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@ghostslayer1981 We do have that only our kidneys instead of heart.

[@ghostslayer1981]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla oh right

[@DembaiVT]

"it screams sometimes" Me aloud with the same intonation as Robin: "no, it's screaming all the time!" ...the sun might be consuming our sanity.

[@jewelxiat]

Not that the Sun is screaming in particular but I’m pretty sure NASA has a recording of the Sun’s sounds coming from it’s waves

[@BigGrabowski]

I sure hate that "lol, people in the past would die if they ate flavor" bit. Pre-Silk Road Europe mainly had spices that you'd associate with making a bomb-ass roasted chicken, yes. Blue fenugreek, caraway seeds, celery seeds, chives, cicely, horseradish, watercress, most prevalently. Salt, if you're lucky. Then you have some others you could add for flavor, or make tea, such as borage, juniper, mugwort, and wormwood. If a peasant could chomp on some horseradish and live, he'd survive a Flavor Blast Goldfish or a Sour Patch Kid. The main issue is the amount of salt, which we've grown acclimated to consuming in large quantities. Three tablespoons of salt will kill you, depending on your height and weight, if you eat it in one go. The myth of the Middle Ages having no spices, or using none, comes from the early 18th century, when the gentry promoted the idea that food needed no spice (this was a fad that gained credence among the poor, who thought eating less spices would help them appear more "proper"). The gentry created the idea that we caused the Crusades/Silk Road because we had NO spices, even though at the time England had trade deals with Italy for Mediterranean spices already. The Silk Road was to help us get EASIER access to trade routes in China. Even today, I bet you dollars to donuts, it's only the upperclass who still promote the "we need no spice" thing among white people. Everyone in my middle-class family is of Slavic or German descent, and we DECIMATE our food with pepper and/or hot sauce.

[@topaz_pie596]

:| mk. It’s a joke.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

It actually hasn't gotten easier for us to naturally deal with salt and sugar. We just have machines and technology to help us deal with the complications of our unhealthy lifestyles.

[@BigGrabowski]

@@topaz_pie596 Yeah, but it's my personal idea. It's been an overused joke, for not being remotely factual, while promoting that it is. Different people have different senses of humor.

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

I find it funny that people’ve forgotten that foraging for herbs has been a thing for hundreds of years. Was food as salty/sweet as it is now? No. But it wasn’t at all bland. Ancient cooking just relies more on the natural flavors found in the area.

[@BigGrabowski]

@@KlutzyNinjaKitty I actually follow a guy on TikTok who cooks historical recipes. Dang straight there's a lot of flavors. Lol And, I think people forget vegetables add flavor, too. Europe might not have had tomatoes, garlic, pepper, pepperS, etc, but they had plenty of flavorful vegetables and fruits, such as carrots, horseradish again, currants, blackberries, and apples. And of course, I'm mainly discussing Western Europe, as that's the area many associate with the Middle Ages.

[@埊]

Asylums tend to be otherworldy places where reality and fiction meet, a border, a gate, a bridge between these 2 realms cause they look anomalously clean and blank, and tend to be some Asil for lost people.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Well ever since the Geneva Convention those types of containment asylums are illegal.

[@DogoCray189]

Bots are annoying

[@moviestime878]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla It’s a Geneva Suggestion, not a Geneva Convention

[@Rice-Cake420]

.... It's terrifying about how correct you are, and it makes it worse considering the fact that a few people that I know have been doing asylum and agree with you..

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@moviestime878 "The Geneva Conventions are four treaties, and three additional protocols, that establish international legal standards for humanitarian treatment in war." They also lead to the founding of the international human rights laws. One of which was banning asylums as inhumane containment facilities.

[@manthatkauffs9653]

As a 19 year old human being who has consumed over a gram of caffeine in the span of 24 hours I cannot talk to electricity and it makes me very sad

[@nickkohlmann]

Dude take care of yourself :3 I'm a little older and have probably consumed a few grams of caffeine in my entire lifespan, and I already feel unhealthy, watch out man xD

[@MeestahreL]

2:09 It may seem strange, but I _tried_ to order pizza twice. *Tried* , because our local deliverers "Don't want to waste their time delivering a single pizza to a person living in their own house, in a district where noone else has ordered at the time." It may sound mean, and unrelated, but I just want to remind people, that although most delivery workers are doing a great job, you gotta remember, that when there are jewels in the trash can, the same can be applied the other way around.

[@idkbrah473]

those deliverers should be fired

[@NotChicoAndPico]

I mean, if i's a busy night with plenty of orders, I understand the reasoning.

[@xav7311]

Jewels in the trash can there are.

[@DogoCray189]

bots again great

[@aidanc6672]

Why the hell are there two separate bots on this comment?

[@margaret796]

I once had a pizza that was undercooked, like it was raw. So we though “no big deal, we’ll just shove it in the oven!” And man that thing never cooked. It was in the oven for ages and it was still raw, so we put it back in. It wouldn’t burn. It wouldn’t cook. The forever raw pizza.

[@Senatrix-Rocket]

SCP

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@Senatrix-Rocket SCP 570885 The forever raw pizza SCP 570885 is an anomaly that takes the shape of a pizza. Upon attempting to cook it, no matter what you attempt, it will never cook nor burn. If one consumes a slice, they gain immunity to fire.

[@gnerfitoo9328]

Round, overly, greasy, store bought, cold pizza. I can't even pretend it's not horrible

[@adhammohamad3346]

So what happened after that? Did you eat it or did you call the authorities to inform them of this chemical anomaly?

[@margaret796]

@@adhammohamad3346 we got maccas and never talked of the pizza again.

[@whoisanarnb]

"You will be seeing the shadowman by day eight" That's only if you abh and clip into the backrooms, if you're lucky you'll just clip outside.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Then you'd get banned for cheating just like Henry Stickmin did.

[@Mangaka_Library]

Technically being in a Full Colored White room for 8 days is actually How long it takes a person to go from sanity to Insanity Due to no contact and well Also Casue brain damage from Lack of Colors which is just White color only room... But You Can keep your sanity in a challenge like that with a mirror, A Bug in that room.. (Don't lock yourself in a pure White Room for 8 Days, You will Seriously F your self up)

[@iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208]

r/waitwhat

[@whoisanarnb]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla that’s a no clip, if you abh into a propjump you can clip through the roof, just be careful to crouch jump to the other part of the map instead of falling. Best way is to prop jump some more to the other part. Even then, this is one of the tamer rp servers, Henry was on those prisonrp severs with admins that don’t like having fun.

[@whoisanarnb]

@@Mangaka_Library I’m not talking about real life It was a gmod reference

[@skinny2791]

Quick thing, Lidl is a retail chain, like Target or Walmart, but in Europe. I live in Slovenia and we have Lidl so it's not specific to Germany. Continue the good work, your videos are great!

[@freddie5890]

Yeah loads here too (UK)

[@doctorcreeps2169]

Isn't it more of a supermarket

[@freddie5890]

@@doctorcreeps2169 well yeah but it doesn't sell _exclusively_ food

[@JDM-is-my-name]

@@freddie5890 to be honest, the only supermarket I have ever been in that only sells food is probably one that is named "Brugsen"

[@b0rt119]

@@JDM-is-my-name you can get actual good clothes in lidl Im waiting for the day to be drippin in full lidl socks with lidl flip flops

[@cassandra2860]

I've had a bad pizza before. It cost $25 for an 8" pizza and it was charred. Cheese was brown and crust was black. Apparently it's supposed to taste good burnt.

[@blakezerbe7663]

3:36 "You will die at an Arby's in Columbus, Ohio," "Haha what if i never go to Columbus idiot" *Then Ohio will come to you* edit: 100 likes holy crap

[@hushfur]

I BURST OUT LAUGHING

[@almostchaos2506]

@F I O N A 🍌 WTH

[@allexjr1270]

It's like that story about Pan Twardowski who sold his soul in exchange for magic power and told the devil that he can only take his soul when he was in Rome. Eventually he visited an inn called Rome and that's when the devil got him

[@blakezerbe7663]

haha same person go brrr

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

F e a r

[@johannesviljoen9656]

0:48 doomguy is canonically ace, he doesnt even know what $** is according to an interview with John Carmack.

[@manwithaplan2001]

Well I mean, as someone who visited someone in an Asylum, they tell me you tend to have nightmares stuck in a white cube with no windows

[@57_Nak]

the replies has been butchered by bots, i feel sorry.

[@manwithaplan2001]

@@57_Nak You hate to see it but this is the future 😔

[@justseffstuff3308]

what the fuck why are there so many I've only ever seen one per comment before *the swarm has come*

[@GrayCrownRBLX]

@@justseffstuff3308 what ur grandma thinks what happens when you go outside

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Those types of asylums have been illegal since the Geneva Convention.

[@darthplagueis13]

I think we need to clarify something about medieval peasants: They. Had. Bacon. Keeping a pig that would be fed food waste during the summer and butchered in late autumn so that the meat, cured or smoked could be stored as a food reserve for the winter months was not uncommon and would be done by any family that could afford it. They had bacon, therefore they would survive the goldfish.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

No trust me. I've had some BAD pizza before. Tasted like cardboard and sadness. Toppings? Limp and wilty. So oily yet and yet, the crust, which was thinner than my mum's patience, was dry as sand. It was an Experience TM and not a good one

[@Florescentia02]

You're describing dominos

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@Florescentia02 It wasnt even from Dominos!

[@ytyt2245]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 where u get it from tho?

[@gameingtothemax6266]

@@ytyt2245 idk where OP got his terrible pizza from but I got that kind of pizza from a public school for lunch

[@ytyt2245]

@@gameingtothemax6266 bro my pizza at school was legit raw and had 0 sauce and It had no flavor and had bits of flour still in the dough

[@GRXMSHXDOW]

3:20 I love how he was so confused about lidl lol I mean honestly ngl I never heard of it untill I moved to Italy lol

[@delia.artemis]

5:45 My dad had a bad pizza once. A tiny stone was in it and he lost a part of a tooth.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Oh God. Is he okay after losing that tooth? Was it from a restaurant and if so did you file a lawsuit?

[@simondowns9436]

I once ordered a supreme pizza for me and my mom, (was currently living at her house). 2 hours later, the alert still hasn’t came to tell us “Hey, your foods here!” For FOURTY MINUTES. I decide to go outside and turn on the outdoor lights, guess what I see? Our pizzas, boxes open (somehow), sitting on the concrete floor, coated with ants like pepper on soup.

[@stanleypfp]

Me from the FNAF wiki: I saw someone basically say “if you simp for FNAF characters you simp for real life animatronics” NO. They are not sentient. They are not 10 feet tall. They are not astronomy humanoids. They do not take care of children. They do not yell at you for turning the lights off. They do not chase you around when the lights are off. Therefore, they are inferior.

[@TiredHumanBeing]

🎶 You spin me right around baby right around like a record baby right around 🎶

[@aceofjokers8424]

Yes

[@thegamingkid1225]

"Are you sure you want to close this tab?" "No" "Oh okay have a nice day"

[@clockdragon515]

5:43 i litterally had the worst pizza you could imagine in Italy. I wanted to try their "cucumber flower" pizza to try something different and the thing was so greasy, the cheese so chewy (multiple centimeters of it) and the taste so absent... Little tip: NEVER go to a restaurant in Italy where it is very touristic

[@lisrainforest]

I had a pizza with grapes once…

[@ford_prefect1656]

Me too. It was frozen in the middle, raw dough on the edge, cheese and topping were horrible.

[@jaysea5939]

Never trust food in touristy areas

[@wow-roblox8370]

3:15 when they said "to what" I felt personally attacked.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

4:30 You people are so uneducated... They had spices and flavors in ancient and medieval times. They didn't have processed sugar. If you wanted to kill them give them a sour skittle. A crunchy cracker goldfish ain't gonna do nothing.

[@Ln3939ln]

R/Wooosh

[@DembaiVT]

The salt content would probably shock them more than the flavor. Salt was common enough, but used for preservation. To have a tiny bite of pure salt (because the flavor we like so much is strongly enhanced by salt!) Wouldn't be something that could kill them but they'd be very confused. Likewise, pickling in vinegar would give them an edge on sour candy. What would really kill them is grape pop. Cornsyrup, coloring, fake flavors, carbonation. Alternatively, Pop rocks. Also, I don't believe it's a wooosh. This is a point of interest for medieval scholarship. What could you give a medieval peasent to blow their mind...lol (Also a nice pair of Nike's)

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@Insomnia_Gaming Energy drinks are capable of giving us heart attacks and strokes so I imagine that wouldn't change much for them.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@DembaiVT Take a look at a sour skittle it's drenched in sugar that's visible all over it. That's why I said sour skittle.

[@Flightkitten]

r/woooosh

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Medieval people had stuff like honey and many other culinary tricks and sweeteners we have forgotten.

[@xbox07]

the worst pizza I've ever had was at shakeys. No joke, everyone at the party agreed it tasted like wet cardboard.

[@iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@Electro2007]

@@iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208 ...how?

[@iwillcurseyourunbornfetus3208]

@@Electro2007 shouldn’t have added the suspiciously part But he/she was being specific I wanted to seem funny and I can’t tbh

[@s1lv3r27]

well ive been to shakey's many times in my valley, they have exelent pizza, i think it just depends on the specific store.

[@nuclear3011]

how tf do you know what wet cardboard tastes like?

[@notagoat281]

6:34 Everything you said is accurate, except that I think Luigi is inherently better than Mario. Just lacks confidence.

[@kat7135]

I feel 0:56 on an emotional level. I remember when fidget spinners were first getting popular and I really really wanted one. Skip ahead awhile and me and my parents are at a fourth of July parade and this lady is selling some, so my dad gets me one of them for me. Literally every time after that they had to buy me every fidget spinner they seen in the store. Hell, my dad even ordered some online for me and now I have like over 20 of them 😭

[@SpiritmanProductions]

For anyone interested: Lidl is a really cheap supermarket chain that originated in Germany and also has stores in the UK, where we pronounce it as if the 'tt' in 'little' were replaced with 'dd'. (In German, the first syllable is pronounced like 'lee'.)

[@pulsefel9210]

The fact noone seemed to have predicted that streaming services would become like cable is hilarious. Even cable started the "when you want" thing long ago. They knew what people wanted. The internet just couldn't handle the power needed to compete back then. Now it's strong enough to be the better option. Of course it's just going to be cable 2.0

[@blank0s162]

there is also a caveat here, that Gabe Newell talked about long ago: Piracy is not only about money or legality, it's mostly about convenience. The whole reason Netflix worked was because it was convenient. But of course, that stopped being the case a few years ago, and so people have been sea shantying while torrenting everything ever again.

[@stormiewhitaker5259]

The way the emkay hand subtly flips you off in the intro.

[@domfradette2225]

The fact that I'm lonely on valentine's day means nothing when u upload because I always laugh my ass off

[@Shadohime]

"You've never had bad pizza." I disagree. Jet's thin crust pizza was literal cardboard for crust with perhaps a millimeter of toppings. Completely flavorless and awful. I've never had Jet's since.

[@lunarozegaming]

I've actually had pizza from a place that was pretty much undercooked that it was dough (Casey's) , and I've had pizza that actually gave me gallbladder attacks (Little Ceasars was the only place that gave me gallbladder attacks , never had the issue with Pizza Hut, Domino's, Mozzios , Simply Simon's, or whatever else we have in Missouri ) I finally had to had to have my gallbladder removed (2 years just to eat certain foods )

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Sounds like your gallbladder had an infection or some kind of pre-condition not because of the pizza directly.

[@FoxFireNaruto]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Yeah, has to have stones built up to a certain size to be having attacks and those don't happen over night.

[@lunarozegaming]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla There was no infection they did scans and tests, and only that pizza brand did anything to me , nothing else. If it were an infection wouldn't all pizza do that ?

[@lunarozegaming]

@@FoxFireNaruto I only had attacks on this brand of Pizza and nothing else. If I ate Pizza Hut I was fine if I ate Domino's I was fine. When it came to Little Ceasars I was having an attack in few hours. My family stopped buying that brand and only did Pizza Hut , Domino's, or something local. Never had a single attack during that period whatsoever

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@lunarozegaming That's not how food works. It can't just cause an organ to fail by eating a pizza.

[@The_Cheesus_Christ]

13:15 *grabs wii* “hey mom?” “Yes son?” yes I still have both parents and have a wii

[@ToastDuc]

3:13 Of course we have, im glad you asked! Let me introduce you the Wochenendeinkauf!

[@miseosoups]

Warte mal, I thought we say that if we go grocery shopping on the weekends

[@ToastDuc]

@@miseosoups Deutsch ist schwer, ich glaube man kann es für beides verwenden

[@Lawsonomy1]

3:45 Just guessing here, but the lungs and heart don't have to be together. You could have some of the orgins normally in the central body cavity of a human in the horse body (such as the kidneys and the liver) and other orgins in the same place but enlarged (such as the stomach and lungs). The heart would either be an enlarged version of a horse heart in the horse body or the creature would have two heart as was the case with dinosaurs over a certain size, they would have redundant orgen systems or even multiple brains to help control their massive bodies.

[@elieli2893]

Eh, my personal headcanon is that the human parts are just a glorified neck. Just the brain, mouth and nose parts, and wind and food pipes in there. All else in horse body xD

[@donaldtrumpscat2443]

Jesus christ

[@washingmachine569]

My thoughts is that there is 2 hearts sets of lungs, and stomachs, one for the human part and the other for the horse. Maybe 2 livers/sets of kidneys but the intestines and stuff are in the horse

[@elieli2893]

@@washingmachine569 How would food travel through the body/be divided between human and horse stomach?

[@washingmachine569]

@@elieli2893 I guess it would be digested twice? Maybe the first stomach doesn’t digest it all the way and the second one finished the job

[@AndreJNick]

Well according to The Chronicles of Narnia a centaur has both a horse stomach and a human stomach so it stands to reason that it also has a horse heart and a human heart

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Unless that Centaur is Tirek then he's just got no heart.

[@AndreJNick]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla I am not familiar with this centaur

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@AndreJNick Google "Tirek" you'll find out.

[@feuerling]

I always find it weird when people talk about medieval food having no flavor, as if they forgot that there are pleasantly-flavored plants native to europe, they knew how to smoke foods and ferment milk and vegetables to store longer, and anyone settling and conquering new lands (like the romans for example) brought herbs and preparation methods used by their culture with them.

[@nefwaenre]

5:23 Damn that's Voldy's hands! So... she's actually Voldemort in drag??

[@hungrymusicwolf]

7:46 Or the 5th option: stubbornly refuse to take any painkiller unless you're going under the knife.

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

Honestly, me. I’ll be in intense discomfort/pain to the point where I become a crabby bitch, but I never want to take the damn pills in the moment. It’s almost like I’m admitting defeat.

[@orangutansoda]

Me :)

[@Rustclaw]

Perfectly fits my grandma Except last time she was sick, and I mean REALLY sick, she decided to not go to the doctors office, because germs and she’s a germaphobe (not sure how to spell it lol) Instead, what she did was drink tea daily, with burdock root from her garden in it. A month in, my mum managed to convince her to go see the doctor because it wasn’t getting better. She’s fine now, luckily. But she still doesn’t want to take pills, even though they are literally just recreated parts of plants that are medicinal, but without the side effects of eating a plant

[@martytriesstuff8704]

3:14 Lidl is a supermarket chain in Europe, we have those in France, Belgium, and Germany at least, I don't know about the rest

[@3dprintsandothers602]

In romania to

[@Ky8_]

In uk

[@NotChicoAndPico]

Nearly all of western and central europe has Lidl, couple of eastern european countries as well. Actually, the USA also has Lidl, it's just not as big over there yet.

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

In Sweden too

[@jellycat3926]

5:46 hey,hey emkay have you heard of Broccoli pizza????

[@kienzan4]

this channel has beeb amazing! so glad i discovered it

[@asherdoug9526]

4:59 Robin: 30 billion dollars will keep me sane. Me: They've done studies on this and after about 13 days the human mind will start to 'break' from lack of stimulation and human interaction. Also me: 30 billion dollars though...

[@aniruudhh]

This subreddit always makes me go 😳🤨🤨. I love it lmao

[@simpleveanix6944]

The top only fans was sponsored by the letter A!

[@bendyfazdevil231]

Nah it’s usually 😳😳🥵🤔🤔🤨🧐💭 Edit: at least in my opinion

[@cat-nl4sv]

thank you emkay, my cat ive had for around 10 years just passed and your content helps me get through it

[@shadowserenity1879]

3:21 first of all, Lidl is a German supermarket (spoken Lee-dell) Second, yes, we do have a word for this. It's Hamsterkäufe

[@Spaceracer_]

Is the "and have to look at them for the rest of the week" - part also included in the word 'Hamsterkäufe' or is that just the "stock up on treats for the weekend" - part?

[@shadowserenity1879]

@@Spaceracer_ stock up on everything, actually. And if it goes out of hand we do have to look for it for a week. During corona people bought all the toilet paper and noodles

[@ah3yo]

I just love this channel so much! Like them reading it makes it 100x funnier!

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

5:30 I dunno man I've tasted domino's once and that pizza was pretty awful. Only time I've had a bad pizza tho.

[@Gaehhn]

I've also had Domino's once but I wouldn't call it awful. It's just that I can heat up a frozen pizza at home for cheaper.

[@blinkwig0w044]

@@Gaehhn its depressing but...yeah thats fair. At that point just get a cooked pizza at another joint and be done with it

[@thebaku818]

11:15 : and yet, teenage city riot is only in some random chinese streaming service, you need amazon music unlimited to hear the dmc5 soundtrack in that platform, fallen angel dnb is only on amazon music unlimited, and for some ungodly reason the entire gunvolt ost is only available on youtube excluding jewel maiden's renditions and MAYBE a gametal cover of some random stage theme i dont care about

[@ratwithchamomiletea8929]

3:01 as a trans male, I can confirm, although I take out the eyeball out because of the disphorya, not to do the Devils tango because I am an asexual also.

[@VaderTheWhite]

Dysphoria is a major bitch.

[@Daydream-Lover]

Wait. I'm a trans femme who fully plans on getting bottom surgery. Once I do will they give me the eye or will I have to find my own? Maybe you could give me yours?

[@QueenSephy2002]

As a German, think of Patrick when you prounouce Lidl

[@gumarks_]

13:17 omfg, I'm thinking about me and my closest friends and I'm pretty sure this applies 100%

[@derpious267]

I got neither 😔

[@GogiRegion]

I’ve had a bad pizza before. I worked at Little Caesar’s and it was basically a daily thing that the best food you’d get on that 8+ hour shift is two hours old LC pizza.

[@cherryscottage6801]

3:05 *Oh no.. they figured it out*

[@DrIgnacious]

11:00 or you could just point to the menu and be like, "I want that one."

[@WltherBlitz]

1:30 I dont think a broken wii tries to kill you, or has 17 diseases unless

[@mach.in.a]

8:23 [goes on tumblr to find out another thing to get mad about and also a new mushroom type] hell yeah, hellsite for life-

[@kessiniktange8861]

7:52 Tylenol: Takes antidepressants, which makes taking NSAIDs a not so great idea.

[@brotheraracon3646]

5:59 as a little ceasers employee, our food is shit if it is in the warning box for more than 10mins get a custom order and set it up for a certain time

[@peekaloo12]

I always get caught off guard when I hear non-cajun people struggling to pronounce the ridiculous names that we've somehow convinced ourselves are completely normal

[@pennyforyourthots]

Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out how you guys convinced yourselves that "naw-lens" was the proper pronunciation despite arguably being farther from the original French than "New Or-leans"

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

5:08 for those who didn’t read it, read it to get the joke because explaining it here will be a spoiler for it. If you don;t care about spoilers, then basically a dude gets trapped in a wall.

[@AbsoluteTrans]

I like that I have watched this channel long enough that I can tell the narrators apart on tone of voice

[@singletona082]

Oh dude i so remember the reading program. Like. 'I love reading. HOLY SHIT THEY GIVE ME PIZZA FOR READING?!' *beat* 'Oh it says i gotta take a test for it to count. lessee.... PFFTAAAHAHAA this shit easy. What's that? Fifth grade me thinking it'd be hilarious to read lord of the rings? NO FIFTH GRADE ME! DON'T TAKE A DRILL TO YOUR SKULL BECAUSE OF THE BOREDOM!'

[@VideoGamesHD2061]

I remember one time my mom accidentally cooked a frozen pizza with the cardboard, that pizza wasn’t very good.

[@viridian-]

I don't understand why people think medieval people had flavorless food. They grew herbs, fruits, vegetables, livestock, etc. They had bacon. They had salt. They had pickling spices. They cooked with lard and butter. I would guess that medieval bread would have at least twice the flavor of wonderbread.

[@LadyNikitaShark]

I like that idea of hell. Just get people from different times and places described their way of life to each other. I don't know why but that sounds hilarious to me. Edit: as a women myself, yep, the snake in the toilet is a real fear. I lived in the country side half of my life and we had snakes around there... Also, there are quite a few animal documentaries about snakes getting into pipes, both in rural and city areas.

[@ashtheskulldog4790]

I actually did have a bad pizza once. The bottom was completely burnt, blackened to a crisp, and there was almost NO cheese whatsoever. It was also paper thin and flopped over when I tried to eat it, spilling what little toppings it had. I would call that a bad pizza.

[@TheWarriorXander]

Answers to final questions: Music yes, skincare no. I have anxiety, music helps calm me down, so I'd need it even more going to see ANYONE I care about in the hospital or I'd lose my shit and probably cause an accident on the way. Searching for the person you are supposed to marry? Most people would stay out until they are too exhausted to continue, and would just go back to the hotel to either panic and pace or pass the fuck out.

[@alwaysawesome216]

13:13 me: *laughs in “I have both”*

[@rowanedmunds7574]

There was literally a form of medieval trial/ exicution called "trial by cake" where the accused had to quickly eat an especially sweet and sticky cake. For nobles who invented the trial the task wasn't hard so they were easily declared innocent but for a poor, half-starved serf they would usually choke on the overly rich food or die due to the influx of sugar their body isn't used to handling.

[@callum2585]

5:57 I have had one bad pizza in my life. It was the school pizza at one of my elementary schools, and it was so greasy it dripped theough the bag it was in. There were a bunch of kids who got sick off it and nobody would eat it after that.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

13:57 Second that.

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

3:08 what the hell is that guy high on? I refuse to believe they thought this up sober.

[@MicrowavedPizza91st]

13:57 tbh I would too

[@gsav206]

1:45 wait a minute i recognizes this this is a part of the plot in the book The Secret Garden i only know this becuase i read this recently

[@jackalwater]

YES FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS HOW HORRID TWIZZLERS ARE.

[@HalcyonSpirit141]

They're disgusting but I still eat them because I used to love them😭🤚

[@jackalwater]

@@HalcyonSpirit141 yeah that's how they get you, twizzlers are the beer of candy

[@miuiswaifu]

YES OMG RED VINES R SO MUCH BETTER

[@jackalwater]

@@miuiswaifu by twizzlers i mean ALL licorice.

[@ospreysstuff]

Wrong. They are mediocre.

[@MaggieML]

3:42 Centaur:*casually pulls arrow from chest cavity via the mouth*

[@twendos833]

There was a time where my university used white pasta sauce instead of tomato sauce as the sauce base on a pizza. ....I've had bad pizza (but you better believe I finished my slices dammit).

[@Gaehhn]

What is "white pasta sauce"? Béchamel? Béarnaise? Mayonnaise? Depending on the other toppings those could work, I guess. Ok, maybe Mayonnaise is a bit of a stretch. But I mean I've had sour cream or mascarpone instead of tomato sauce and those were great.

[@twendos833]

@@Gaehhn I'm not sure, but it was definitely sauce made for pasta. When it was baked, it made the pizza, which was already pretty oily, queasingly creamy. It coated your mouth and was altogether unpleasant, so... definitely not mayo and most certainly not sour cream. I think it was American Alfredo Sauce (which is to say packed with butter and cream), though I don't know much about sauce itself.

[@beeftips1628]

4:00 man as someone who lives in Louisiana I never realized ppl just didn’t know how to properly pronounce thibodeaux

[@andrewstumbaugh583]

7:14 I feel connected to this person on a spiritual level. also I commented this while pooping.

[@darcieleboff5289]

I heard out of context the "stop thinking about owls all the time" And all I could think of was the inside joke I have with my friend "EAT YOUR OWLLSSSS"

[@vintagememelord8168]

14:11 The answer is you should not play any tunes. Instead it is more approppriate to turn on the radio ESCPECIALLy when there are other people. (Ths can apply to a parent/mother/ partner funeral)

[@OsirisTheRaptor]

It's funny that he doesn't know what Lidl is. It's basically a store that has everything and it's basically everywhere in Europe. It's in the UK and Poland as well so I'd assume it's everywhere in Europe..

[@kitsa33]

please stop being so entertaining i need to sleep ;-;

[@anoninunen]

7:30 - Fun fact, 800mg ibuprofen horsepills are called 'Ranger Candy', for the same reason that the army rangers made a powerpoint saying that if they worked any harder they would die

[@icchasaki]

13:12 the fact that I got neither says a lot about my life lmao

[@roxy5659]

Fun fact: most of the time in Italy if you order pizza at a restaurant they won’t cut it for you so you have to resort to using a butter knife because the waiters/waitresses will get annoyed if you ask them to cut it

[@shadow_entity9191]

If I ever get a dog I wanted to call it Jägermeister but now I'm going to call it pissfingers... 😂 Man I just laughed so loud and it's almost 4 am.

[@lacunaereversed]

10:08 this is exactly why being a shapeshifter has always appealed to me.

[@spooder1568]

I sensed the pain Robin felt when he tried to read “Amontillado” (its uh-mon-tee-ah-doe)

[@UltraCenterHQ]

8:40 I'm prety sure the pig can still see if they're high enough or far away enough. and the sky so massive, it doesn't even need to be far away