r/TIFU By Burning The Skin Off My Butt

r/Tifu In today's screw-up, OP accidentally burns all of the skin off of his butt cheeks. Yeah, it's as bad as it sounds. We've also got a car owner who somehow manages to cause $3,000 in damage to his car with just $4 of ice. If you're having a rough day, these TIFU stories are sure to cheer you up by reminding you that it could always be much, much worse. If you like this video, let me know by hitting that like button!
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[@rSlash]

That first story, lol! It's an awkward guy's worst nightmare.

[@sandralewis230]

rSlash some say if u exist u get a heart from Rslash Plz

[@YoDay]

Can you do r/softwaregore

[@connorlibby9652]

Do r/softwaregore

[@maxtwists4163]

Yes it is!

[@ellienmaddidostuff3063]

Hi rslash

[@jamalgumbs7518]

I don't see the first story so much as a TIFU but more as very unprofessional staff and behavour at Walmart for doing what they did.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

Absolutely - it all sounded very deliberate. I'd have been fuming.

[@jamalgumbs7518]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 Right? I'm not one for the "let me speak to your manager" attitude but I feel that was needed. They need to have more respect for the costumer, especially the one who treated him and the product like they we trash.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@@jamalgumbs7518 Me either - I'd have walked out. KY is hardly a necessity, so I'd have simply left. It'd probably be more embarrassing making a big deal, but I might have retrospectively & anonymously written to corporate or at least the store manager.

[@Sakiko23]

Walking out sounds good to me. No store with employees and a manager that acts like that deserves to have any item bought there by a potential customer with their hard earned money. They need to be paid with complaints instead.

[@jamalgumbs7518]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 I agree with that.

[@MumsieGames]

Wow way to make a customer feel like dirt . This has actually riled me up . I used to go out of my way to make sure my customers were at ease and happy . Not treat them like a horrible disgrace

[@Ndasuunye]

what's so wrong with a guy buying KY Jelly? I thought it was supposed to be for when our girlfriend/wife/partners were dry and needed some lubing up to let the good times roll.

[@Ikajo]

Yeah, I'm a single woman and I use lube.

[@constantine9142]

@@Ndasuunye not just dry but super tight and the guy being well endowed lol

[@Ndasuunye]

constantine well that last one too but I didn't want to exclude anyone

[@constantine9142]

@@Ndasuunye lol this convo is embarrassing but funny

[@AkIsUkIro]

"I'm a dumb--- with a numb---" was the best phrase I've ever heard and now I wish I could use it for regular social talk.

[@Killshotarcher]

Well.i have a sledgehammer and I assume you have a spine. Shall we arrange it?

[@novastar3990]

@@Killshotarcher Alright that was hilarious

[@FBI-rn6xz]

Killshotarcher yeah man uh 5 o clock the 27th?

[@Fralther39]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT SOME POINT IN THE VIDEO I AM AT THE POINT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

[@AestheticWaif]

@@FBI-rn6xz 👀

[@chocolate-go4tc]

The first story is literally why online shops exist

[@Nokomomo22]

Yeah, but like you have to pay shipping and and people are cheap. OP should just go to Spencer's. They don't kinkshame there

[@chocolate-go4tc]

@@Nokomomo22 paying shipping instead of being embarrassed like that would have been worth it to me tbh

[@davidjr3769]

Nokomomo 22 Um that’s what amazon is for. Also since amazon has basically changed the game most people offer free shipping now, or it’s super cheap. Like 5$

[@chetarisin3035]

@@Nokomomo22 tell me about it. Bought my adult thing there and they were so damn nonchalant and pleasant. I didn't feel embarrassed because they didn't shame me for it

[@darkscot1338]

@@Nokomomo22 If you are paying shipping, you are doing it wrong.

[@LMSPetRescue]

If a woman is talking to you about her lingerie she either likes you or you’re too far into the friend zone to ever get out

[@ResidentMilf]

The "friend zone" only exists for men who don't value female friendship.

[@billpardy4094]

Oh nooooooo. Not friendship. The horror. Lmao

[@bradleyblake7588]

As a gay guy I'm perfectly content in the friend zone lol. In fact, I'll more than happily insist on just staying over here lol.

[@luciellawliet]

Bradley Blake, same here tho I’m extremely aroace, demisexual and demiromantic of you want to actually be specific, but I’m technically still on the aromatic and asexual side of the spectrum. I’m extremely ace and have only found myself sexually attracted to one person and that was only after I had already fallen in love with them and had been with them for a while. Also tbh I have a lot of past trauma involving woman so I’m pretty scared by them most of the time, I don’t have any close female friends as I just don’t get along with them well and they usually freak me out. That being said, as someone who doesn’t experience attraction towards people, I’m just the person who loves all my friends platonically

[@jonathane9625]

I think I’m too far in the friend zone

[@MicroClarence]

OP: *wants his KY jelly* Employee: *Im about to end this man's whole Career*

[@raven800plays]

This is why amazon is still thriving even though people are bitching about how inhumane they're treating workers.

[@claytons4789]

Lawsuit time

[@claytons4789]

​@@asianrice7490 what they did is emotional trauma especially if he has an anxiety disorder

[@rae6878]

I am food I looked it up and my sweet innocence is ruined. Google also then recommended I look at mouth wash... I’m scarred.

[@MicroClarence]

God damn, this is how we start a decade

[@wikiwiki1093]

"Yes, I left my dignity back at the pharmacy." BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.

[@florian8599]

In the first story, I would have been like: "Oh, and I'd like to file a complaint against this lady here and against you. The lack of discrete customer service here is appalling!"

[@AKilahVamp]

Why? Cause he is embarrassed for no reason?

[@nekowerewolf9769]

@@AKilahVamp youre dense

[@kIDNEYKid-xt9uc]

@@AKilahVamp so, how many extra chromosomes you got?

[@drwboy07]

I agree why be embarrassed. Hold your head high be proud you bought that stuff. For the one that says would I feel embarrassed if someone yelled out my adult purchases, no I wouldn't probably make a smart ass or stupid ass comment. And 2 what does having a extra chromosome have anything to do with anything on embrassment. What a person with an extra chromosome is an embarrassment to you smh.

[@ultimatejigglypuff5675]

kIDNEYKid 1999 less than you obviously

[@zacharybishop6595]

That's why whenever I ring someone up for condoms or other sexual related products, I ALWAYS bag their item.

[@l1fey123]

Reminds me the time i thought condoms were candies.

[@xPhilosophyy]

L1fey Can we be friends?

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

@@l1fey123 how. How. How is that possible.

[@Max_N]

Shazad Ali well, sometimes the package says the condoms are flavored and they are individually wrapped. So if they were a child or someone who had never seen a condom before it could be an honest mistake.

[@shigurenikaido9588]

@@ShazadAli-xy4ib It's not uncommon for condoms to be stocked by the counter... Next to candies, cigarettes and whatnot. For this very reason, I had a female coworker who thought my pouch of spearmint lozenges contained condoms.

[@user-ts8fj5kj2z]

I think the woman in the first story did it on purpose. Either that or the world just hates that guy

[@redeyedghoul4551]

yea bro

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s fake

[@goofyrat2938]

@@bostonrailfan2427 some people are actually like that lol

[@aniusers]

I can't rest until I could hear the TIFU for that bucket of fish.

[@geo4876]

It was probably in Florida

[@MisterLewl]

Dang, that lingerie dude is a real life harem anime's protagonist.

[@kaku7398]

More like hentai protag at its finest

[@spiderace7994]

So oblivious to the obvious

[@arachnesakura9375]

@@kaku7398 well no because he didn't get with her. Hes basically the guy in a harem who isnt aware he has a harem. hes just happy having such nice pretty girls as his best friends..

[@kaku7398]

@@arachnesakura9375 harem protagonists (Especially the ones with the eyes covered) tend to be dumb as fricc until the girls force them to do the naughty But yeah you're right

[@ciarangale4738]

@@kaku7398 I find in my cultural research the covered eyes strip the harem MC of a couple of things, though not always all of them. Their virginity's plot armour, a decent measure of density, and reluctance to do the deed are all things that go out the window when the eyes are hiding

[@1jotun136]

When I buy lube, I get a cucumber as well so the cashier and I are equally uncomfortable.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

*slow claps* I tip my hat to you in respect edit: not knowing if you're a guy or a girl in this situation just makes this comment even funnier

[@1jotun136]

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 🤗

[@CinderXiaoLong]

As a cashier, I will say we don't even pay attention. Especially if they are veteran cashiers at the end of their shift By that point, brains are fried and autopilot has been activated

[@DianaWanMa]

@@CinderXiaoLong that's true, until a customer arrives asking for condoms and saying "do you have *mega* size?"... I'm sorry but my automatic response was to open my eyes wider and think "woahhh hold on!!"

[@nobindings5660]

Bloke in the first story shoulda just noped TF outta there as soon as she started with those keys.

[@mercy6620]

Even though there was no fire, his actions proved what he'd do if there was. It was a brave and smart thing to do wrapping that wet blanket around him and his sister to run through the fire.

[@xBluegamerx]

As a guy built like a Pug with the anxiety levels to stress a Gorilla to death i don't think i could ever get subtle hints at flirting.

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

They really had to lock up the ky jelly and stuff ?!?!?!?!?!?! I never thought people would steal that of all the things in Walmart

[@kenziemalling9697]

Ky jelly, condoms, and spermicides are all locked up in the Wal-Mart next to my town. However the cheapie pregnancy tests aren't, for some dumb reason lol

[@randominternetgirl1798]

That's kinda dumb though, no one wants to ask to get an item like that

[@kenziemalling9697]

@@randominternetgirl1798 sure, no one wants to ask, but if people didn't steal it so often it wouldn't have to be locked up like that. And Wal-Mart employees for the most part aren't being paid to care about people's dignity. But I agree, that was a really rude way for those employees to handle that situation, and it can be considered sue-able, depending on where OP lives

[@PoodleParti]

They probably steal them so they won't be embarrassed to buy them.

[@notclaudia]

Honestly if you’re too scared to ask for those items, you’re too immature to be having sex. Everyone does it and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Rarely do I ever see someone judging people for purchasing those items. at the store I work at, were pretty discreet about it though. All pregnancy tests, most lubes, and any other family “planning” items are locked into the same case.

[@theironninja314]

Ky jelly. Slip n slide. Im too innocent because i was lost as hell until i heard tug glue

[@ethangoldsmith9332]

I thought it was legit jelly like PB&J

[@pepperonicici]

I thought it was a hair product bc.. you get lube at any place? sometimes even in vending machines when you are in the right country.

[@ethangoldsmith9332]

@@pepperonicici lube is weird, rawdogging it is better imo

[@lovedrreid1]

@@RenTheWren most countries don't use lube regularly for normal sex. Circumcised dicks make sex incredibly dry and painful. That's the whole point of the foreskin. To keep everything lubed naturally.

[@irishuisman1450]

theironninja314 same, and I'm not even a virgin xD

[@semvanputten]

Am i the only one who thinks his voice is seriously soothing? Idk why but he reads this stuff just perfect!!

[@breebanana6075]

Ended up rewatching like 4 videos until this one was finally posted, well worth the wait haha

[@williambarnett2505]

Been refreshing for the last 5 minutes for this vid

[@kyliestaraway2492]

Change the fps

[@KhanggiTanka]

the first story: I would just stare at her and say yes that's all I need and shout through the whole store IM HAVING A WANK LATER!!! then stand up straight slam my money on the counter and say "keep the change hun" wink and walk away. they wanted me to feel awkward well I just turn it around and make them feel awkward

[@Maya-mk1st]

well good for you because I don't have the confidence to do that....lol

[@KhanggiTanka]

It can be trained i trained it

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@Maya-mk1st Yea, like the other guy said, confidence is more of a learned behavior for some people. I've always been super confident but my late husband was very shy. The daughter we had was also very shy. She didn't like feeling that way so she came to me to ask what to do. I explained how to go about it. She started very small & kept at it. This kid eventually joined speech in junior high. It isn't as natural for her as it's always been for me BUT she does one hell of a job & you'd never know that this was the same kid who would only pretend to sing during her elementary school programs & hid behind her father & I when we came into contact with someone she didn't know. Practice, my dude, you'll get there after awhile. Good luck.

[@constantine9142]

@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 wow that's exactly like me and my kid and his dad! My kid is still young so reading this makes me feel so much better cause I don't want him missing out on life experience cause he was too shy but then again when you're not shy you do attract alot of social climbers and assholes. So there is pros and cons to both for sure!

[@constantine9142]

Haha exactly! At least I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

[@fendra3717]

story from ivan-slimer that a public shaming and humiliation i think that the time, we all have to be a karen and ask for manager and make that girl fired

[@constantine9142]

She wasn't as bad just a clueless idiot but the one touching the lube like it was already used and etc was ridiculous.

[@fendra3717]

@@constantine9142 i can't believe she is clueless idiot, she hold the key, that mean she have some position, even only in wallmart

[@FizzieWebb]

She could have had a little more tact, yes, but the company policies are what screwed him over the most. Also she took it to a manager to have it rung up apparently, the manager could have been more professional too. but I digress, corporate screwed him over by: First by locking all the marital aids behind a glass cabinet, second, by insisting the staff handle the product exclusively, third by making it so only a manager can ring it up apparently. I could understand having it as an over the counter thing, where you have to ask for it at the pharmacy because it's not on the shelves. It's the sort of thing where they probably got a loooot of complaints, and the policies were quickly abolished.

[@enderteimant]

Title: **exists** Masochists: Y E S

[@iudexmusic]

Tifu is probably one of my least favorite subreddits, but since it’s Rslash, i’ll still watch and like the video

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Mine is probably murdered by words.

[@mr.pluppy8240]

Why tho?

[@mr.pluppy8240]

@@Twinklethefox9022 But why though???

[@romanplswetalkedaboutthis5443]

Mine is r/entitledparents

[@ultimatejigglypuff5675]

Roman please we talked about this what did you just say

[@rachelmiller8127]

The thumbnail Literally me after eating Taco Bell

[@maybeageek]

German guy here, commenting on first story: I never understood why sexual things are embarrassing for you americans. Come on. It is natural. Buying stuff like that should be like buying milk or bread.

[@yourlocalpunkkid6136]

Thomas Zimmermann “THIS GUYS GONNA GO JERK OFF COS HES A LONELY FUCKER” isn’t the best situation to be in lol.

[@beckyhartley9502]

I've rang up plenty of women's purchases of ky and condoms when I worked in retail so I don't see the big deal here.

[@maybeageek]

@@yourlocalpunkkid6136 So what? Nothing shameful in some selfcare. Also, nobody says he is a loner, except if he tells. Everybody has the right to buy stuff for whatever reason and with whatever partner they want to share. Should be nobody's business, customer or worker, to judge op.

[@Lea-ep1bi]

Other German here! I don't understand that either. When I buy e.g period products I don't care if anyone sees it. I literally walk across the parking lot with Tampons in my arms and I really don't care. Additionally, when I was like 15, my friends and I wanted to troll a friend and give her condoms for a birthday present. Literally bought those condoms without incident. Even if I needed them for sex, why should I be embarrassed to ensure my protection? That's like being embarrassed when you buy a bike helmet. Edit: Jep that joke was immature.

[@yourlocalpunkkid6136]

@@maybeageek yah I get it, that's just how I'd personally feel. Thanks for ur insight tho

[@whyhellothere8185]

Hey Rslash, I just wanna say thanks! I love you vids and have been listening for months now, and I listen to your podcast too! I’m currently listening to this while cleaning my bird’s cage. Thanks so much, I can always count on you for a new video!

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Tip from the first story: DO NOT USE VEGETABLE OIL. That goes under an insane amount of processes

[@Bethy-Bee]

And KY jelly goes directly from a KY tree to the tube.

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Bethany Nelson from healthline.org ‘Vegetable, canola, and other refined oils You can't just grab any oil from your kitchen to use as lube. Refined and hydrogenated cooking oils, such as vegetable oil and canola oil, go through heavy processing. This usually includes heating, bleaching, and chemical treatments.’

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@beefcakesmchunkerson9079 And?

[@theairaccumulator7144]

@@beefcakesmchunkerson9079 are you a organic antivaxxer kevin?

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

the air accumulator actually no, I’m fully vaccinated, a woman, and I eat processed food by the pound. I just don’t want it in my coochie

[@tdgransit9091]

"Is this everything sir?" "Um, how about a helping hand?"

[@shikiira4185]

Why is that almost all TIFU's, you almost always have a story of someone butt literally getting destroyed?

[@zeroburn315]

First story is why I order mine online.

[@MoxxoM]

What the frick was wrong with the staff in the first story?!? How unprofessional can someone be? This is disgusting beyond belief.

[@FurryboyAlpha]

Thank you for all the hard work you put into your videos! I love listening to them all throughout my day and it definitely make for a good day! :)

[@autumnpeace100]

"I'm a dumb*ss with a numb*ss" is the best thing I have ever heard!! XD

[@nikelpikel14]

HOLYSHIT, this is the fastest I’ve ever been to a r/ video! I’m so excited.

[@imposteronyt]

same

[@LuvTrinity101DDTANK]

I could not stop laughing at the 3rd story 🤣 probably cuz I'm next to blind and might have done the same thing

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

When KY jelly becomes, 'Old Faithful' ............

[@colinnewbury2409]

What is KY jelly, I have no idea?

[@haroldina5953]

Colin Newbury I think it’s lube

[@haroldina5953]

@Colin Newbury im from Britain so I don’t know but I think it’s lube

[@randominternetgirl1798]

@@haroldina5953 That's what I'm thinking too, but I'm also unsure

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@@haroldina5953 It's sold in the UK and has been for decades.

[@TiaguinhuxD]

the KY story, i think its sue material. this is public humiliation..

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Tiago Alves ikr. There was literally no need for them to parade around like that and embarrass the costumer.

[@ProfessorPinchbottom]

Public humiliation? That's kink material, not sue material.

[@pepperonicici]

@@ProfessorPinchbottom only if you are into it ;) by he wasn't in just yet - but getting some prep done

[@lpfan4491]

@@ProfessorPinchbottom You are saying that like kinks can't get people sued.

[@Azuraion]

TIFU by being late for bedtime stories! Dang delayed notification! As always, my love from Aussieland m8 «3

[@jo-annbastings]

I really had a good chuckle with the story of OP’s loud cows, missed exam and pulled out wisdom tooth🤣🤣….and what about the supposedly house on fire and OP’s drenched blanket😂😂!

[@stephieee59]

That thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

the thumbnails keep getting funnier and funnier

[@mickey4119]

Love these videos, keep up the good work!

[@jubejubedoe4175]

I love these videos! I watch them every morning. It's like my millennial version of the news! Lmao

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

I laughed at how you described him, just wow

[@unfinishedckery1599]

Cashier:"...is this all?" OP:"OH! Shoot! Thanks for reminding me! Where are the handcuffs and cucumbers?"

[@KittenLove536]

In that first story, i speak as an asexual who used to work at walmart. If you cant be professional about someone wanting to have a fun night, then you shouldnt lock the items needed in the first place. My walmart put locks on the individual items, so i’ve had to call over my fair share of key holders to unlock them, but i’ve never drawn undue attention to anyone in my lines. Even if that’s their entire order. Op shouldn’t go back to walmart and should lodge all sorts of complaints to corporate about being so embarrassed by that brainless employee and numb-nuts manager.

[@LAoMARAo]

Hahaha the one guy from the don't want to die, OMG that was hilarious, I'm still crying of laughter at least his sister didn't mind being hurt , she knows his brother will save her no matter what. Love your videos, your commentary and laughter makes them so much better

[@JunaidKhan-gu8bw]

Wow that must have soo humiliating that he might just wanted to become invisible in store

[@nocount7517]

Who knew WalMart staff were so unprofessional?

[@rickytherock3856]

Best thumbnail ever

[@samosa8192]

"Basically i'm a dumbass with a numbass" That part got me soooo cracked up

[@nocomment6774]

I slept with earphones on and I woke up with the bud part deep in my ear

[@D-me-dream-smp]

The guy in the first story should have held his head high and when she asked if there was anything else he needed innocently looked her in the eye and said “Oh yeah a whole raw chicken thanks”.

[@umbrasunbro2142]

I felt the pain in that one about the girl having a crush on the OP. I’ve actually had that happen so many times. The most recent one and the one I regret the most was this girl I had classes with in community college. Whenever we had to partner up o or get in a group she’d make sure we were partners and would want to meet up in a little conference room (like she would actually reserve one of the campus conferences rooms for us...idk if that took money or not) and want to eat lunch/dinner and work on the project, and hang out. Sometimes we’d even go off campus to hang out (she had a really nice Truck). I thought we were just really good friends, you know, bonds of being one of the only two in our classes that openly liked stuff nerd culture and all that. The big difference was she was fit, like she worked out a lot and played several sports, and I was/am a FPOS(fat piece of sh*t.) who only played 2 sports (bowling and football) in high school. I never thought a girl like her would be interested in a guy like me, and I never shot my shot because I didn’t want to give off “neck beard vibes” and chase off this girl. It didn’t help I was still getting over a previous rejection. Eventually she moved out of the country and basically confessed that she liked me and didn’t think I was into “girls like her” so she stopped trying to make a move...ironic...

[@Mythical4227]

I forgot to comment here but R/slash’s roast was awesome. “My first instinct was to save my sister, not you.”

[@rhaego-the-plush3245]

"i'm a dumbass with a numbass" that is the officially the best thing i've heard all day.

[@Mollyarty]

There's an oral surgeon in this town but rampant cows are still a problem? What dimension are we in?! How are these two thing occurring simultaneously...

[@armoredwings4182]

Texas

[@YamiNoSensei13]

I live in a smaller city and it's only a 15 minute drive from the center of town to rural areas complete with livestock and suchlike. So not a stretch at all.

[@ValerieBleak]

I am DYING at the "fire" story 😂 I'm practically blind so that if definitely something I would have done 😂

[@MAMoonboy]

I would have told her I needed another bottle. Then when I bought it I'd say I need another... and anoher... and another... then she can walk back with everything and struggle to hold it. 😂

[@shinyprisma6085]

gotta love the thumbnail

[@Icalasari]

More accurate description: You know those agate stones? Imagine one of those, but the whole part past the rim is the dark part

[@Pandabair-nl2is]

That thumbnail is just straight fire, man!

[@MadmanMadeci]

Man in the thumbnail lookin like he bouta take off

[@somethinunameit637]

That first story is a clean cut case of anxiety

[@BDM276]

A heated car seat burning someone that severely. Sounds like a lucrative lawsuit.

[@Dodrol]

I've been loving the clickbaits lately

[@jodiecooper9484]

The fire story literally had me in stitches and I’ve just had major spinal surgery so it’s extremely painful when I laugh... so worth it though gave me a proper chuckle

[@erikjohnson9075]

The better response to the ky jelly incident when asked if anything else is needed proper answer: Cucumbers 🤣

[@Natalie-xh6ph]

Thank the customers in this story that required to have the "family planning" section locked up in the first place.

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

I think r/TIFU might be my favorite subreddit... I have a problem

[@johnathanfoster8213]

The questions marks ??? after the bucket of fish really got me 😂

[@angelroberts7079]

Lmao that part about being a dumb butt with a numb butt was hilarious

[@cvni81]

The thumbnail is pure gold.

[@vinnykitty1983]

With the fire story I'd just yell "IF YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING AND MAKING FUN OF ME I'M GONNA FORCE YOUR OWN TEETH DOWN YOUR THROATS"

[@myrandamcmillin5463]

Being embarrassed about lube is so 2019. Same with tampons. These are necessary life items!

[@cosplaymemories1487]

Lol at least she was thinking of saving her family.... nothing to laugh at (except the situation that ended up funny) and as for the "box of tissues" ....add "your number as well" lol. XD

[@MelonMan42068]

Me: looks at Thumbnail Also me: lemme guess, Florida man

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

Maybe, but just be aware that it's photoshopped, the normal image includes a motorcycle

[@bcatbb2896]

I died laughing on the first story. WTF is up with that walmart

[@amongusoranimations6943]

Nice Video Keep Up The Great Work:D

[@goyangi4143]

Ok, the Walmart employees were embarrassing him on purpose. That was mean-spirited and highly unprofessional.

[@sebastiansky6679]

The way they put the first story made it sound like a Walmart cult

[@shibbygirl98]

I work at walmart, usually in the pharmacy area. My store doesn't lock up the condoms, lube, etc. Whenever a customer walks over to that section, I walk an aisle or two away so they can have privacy and won't be embarrassed. If I get asked for help finding that area since it's just a small section, I treat it as if I'm leading them to literally anything else, nothing special. Just a friendly smile, lead them to it, and that's that.

[@SeanFortune1]

Why did the first story just sound like a completely normal day at a pharmacy to me

[@nolanroy4234]

Greatest thumbnail of all time

[@Jonathane20012]

I'm early... Yay. I think this is awesome to eat and then go to bed. Rslash is so great

[@itzinferno7]

I searched “it” up and I am now scarred for life

[@ilexdiapason]

the family of that guy who thought there was a fire is actually so rude

[@samuelp7116]

4:06 DONT SEARCH IT!!!!!

[@TheStopable]

GamerSamboi 1 i think i am now

[@ItsAuraFN]

Where did you even find that thumbnail

[@rachelmiller8127]

The internet

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

@@rachelmiller8127 insert no no she's got a point meme

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

It's a guy on a motorcycle, but the motorcycle is photoshopped out.

[@travispreston7542]

Was woken up to my cat puking on me :/

[@zarurah2057]

Travis Preston lmao wtf I’m Sorry

[@kirstyburston2912]

Travis Preston HAHAHAHHSGEYEBBSHSHSHS

[@jadedragon6222]

Puke on the cat. Fairs fair lol.

[@David_H__]

Been there many times. It'll wake you up fast that's for sure

[@bcaye]

This is strange for you? LOL I have four, I can kick them off the bed in my sleep, "puke on the floor, Mommy's sleeping".

[@imposteronyt]

this is bootifuli love this channel

[@kyuubi_4.420.]

idk why this subreddit doesn't have more views lol

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Jasper: how many times have i been stupid?

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

7:09 is the reason I don't want to have my wisdom teeth pulled. There are just some things my mother shouldn't know about.

[@Shivermist110]

Somehow I didn't have any trouble with this.

[@dajakel5]

Thanks for a good wee laugh on my birthday.

[@jellywonders]

That poor guy in the first story. Those employees did not handle it professionally at all and he should of made a complaint or something, that’s absolutely horrible. If someone did that to me or my friends I’d probably make even more awkward for them and make them feel bad. No one should be put through that.

[@sharfred3232]

great tagline at the end. LOL

[@Slipknotyk06]

Immediately before the car with heated seats story... was an ad for a used car dealer! LMFAO