r/Tifu By Using a Nose Hair Trimmer on my Butt!

[@rSlash]

After he used a nose hair trimmer on his butt... was he planning on using it on his nose again???

[@DV_Graph1cs]

rSlash I would hope not lol

[@someonerandom7398]

Day 2 of asking what happened to the credits

[@DreamerZeke]

Great! Thanks for that thumbnail. I don't think I'll be able to look at chocolate donuts the same way any time soon. What's worse, I saw the thumbnail literally as I was eating a freakin' chocolate donut! lmao

[@shalice7784]

Noooooo

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Check out the one called forgot the speaker

[@margot6757]

i’m not gonna lie to you i was invested in that dating story.. when she was looking up his korean name i literally held my breath

[@SteviiLove]

Same!

[@tdgransit9091]

I got chills when she found him again.

[@glassdiamond2185]

Was so happy when she found him!

[@hurricain1421]

@Okuyasu Higashikata They did find each other again!

[@Animerist1]

Same when she found him I screamed😫

[@ShardWintreswolf]

Between the dating story which felt like a true drama, and the horror-battle story of male butt shaving, I think I want to re-invest in a Netflix acc

[@grrmoni5829]

Instead, why dont you invest in a R/slash membership? ;)

[@chillingtalesfordarknights]

"Horror-battle story of male butt shaving." Well, I never thought I'd see those particular words next to one another.

[@naginoriette7857]

@@chillingtalesfordarknights definitely would be a case for r/brandnewsentence 😄

[@gamesdisk]

Girl: I found my lost love Man: the battle of age is one I dont take lightly Student: eggboom

[@jadeoreo]

Eggboom XD LMAO

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

Ah yes, my favorite recipe

[@LAM_G80085]

Has a little something for everyone

[@tundraart2693]

You’re forgetting the person who commited a fricken war crime by accident when his jokes where so bad the TALIBAN thought it was torture...

[@timla2006]

Change it to *eggsplosion*

[@naboos4432]

The dating story is so sweet! I was cheering her on through the whole thing! The final story with the mutant male bum hairs still has me giggling like a maniac!

[@alexandraboucher1791]

"Testicular neckbeard" is a beautiful phrase

[@itjustmemanning8441]

OP really went out of her way to find her date. I like too think that they ended up getting married. 😚

[@mostar1219]

Betti Manning she put more effort into it than Cinderella's Prince Charming, that's for damn sure

[@justingerry8921]

Monique Star the slipper was just an excuse to see every girls feet for free

[@mostar1219]

@@justingerry8921 So...he's Dan Schneider?

[@justingerry8921]

Monique Star exactly

[@Eeslater]

Too much effort. This is some obsessive stalker shit

[@rob1454]

"You turned a joke into a torture weapon?"

[@EmilyCLColorado]

he got really good, IMO kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4SWiX6GoKyMa7s

[@sylphiongamer8201]

A joke to surpass Metal Gear.

[@dootvevo7511]

For a second I only saw the thumbnail and I was like how tf do you accidentally shave a donut

[@KaiyaCorrbin]

My thought was WHY lmao 😂

[@dootvevo7511]

She gets it

[@DarkwearGT]

By shaving a donut

[@SavageZebra67]

You mean like shaving the creme off the krispy?

[@PizzaEnthusiast563]

I thaught the trimer got stuck in coochie

[@MGC-XIII]

Man that dating story made my day :D And then the story after ruined it, I am now sitting here laughing while having ghost pains in the butt hole.

[@KuvaPefo]

hahahaha no doubt eh?!?! OOF!

[@criptin4075]

You received a sympathetic pain in the asshole. XD

[@meowwaffles6040]

The woman in the dating one is an incredible story teller and got all the readers and listeners invested in the story.

[@FoxValley123]

I've always been told my own jokes are actually torture to listen to because I tell dad and uncle jokes. I like them and find them extremely funny

[@hayden1351]

BINCH THAT DATING STORY HAD ME ON THE EDGE OF MY GODDAMN SEAT

[@lelahill9778]

ROTF LMAO 🤣 😂 😆 LOL

[@MorbidKat]

Man that butt massacre story was so well written, I was hanging on every word lol

[@vindex57]

Missed your chance. Eggciting, smh. Eggsplosive

[@TheCrazyNekoGirl2123]

Being a lady so I know all about the evils of shaving(everywhere) Small trimmers are no to be used below your navel. I know that it might seem like a good idea and it might for just the under side of your thigh but not any closer that that. So not bikini line or something. Use a razor or and eletric razor. I know some guys are all about the man scaping but use the right tool for the job they make eletric razors for that job. Nose hair trimmers can be used on eyebrows, the nape of the neck, even a lady stash but not where this guy used it. I feel bad for him because I can't even imagine that pain.

[@TotalFreakZoid]

Alright, we realize that we shouldn't do ANYTHING with our butts!

[@JBlooey]

I had a roommate who shaved his butt...in the room that we shared.

[@gamesdisk]

The problem is we don't have a choice

[@KuvaPefo]

except enemas, and ointment.. Take care of yer ass.

[@KuvaPefo]

@@JBlooey that musta sucked but sht's gotta get done somewhere somehow yknow XD

[@leg_peg]

His meal was eggsplosive

[@the_egg_]

OH GOD

[@sponge.yeah.7791]

@@the_egg_ *you dead son*

[@the_egg_]

@@sponge.yeah.7791 rip

[@2b2tpopbob43]

Darnet ya beat me to it

[@darbon8840]

I honestly forgot about the egg story until you reminded me of it

[@lekiscool]

The Tindr story had me all twisted inside.

[@novaroseoooooo]

Kind of like how the last story had OP all twisted inside

[@assassintwinat8]

Man, I was almost waiting to hear about how Mr. Korean Stud found the reddit story and messaged the girl

[@assassintwinat8]

@Falco Schwarz pardon quoi?

[@YosiahW]

@@SearthKoz That adequately describes about 90% of the world.

[@Whyiseverynametakenwtf]

The tinder one really hit me hard, i was so sad but then i was reaaally happy for her and hope it goes great for her!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

There's an r/AmITheA**hole joke in the title somewhere...

[@karimouizzif4764]

Is you IQ 243?

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

You just made the joke 🤣🤣🤣

[@karimouizzif4764]

@@面白いね-s8f hi

[@autumnerez]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I see you all the time on comment section of vids

[@autumnerez]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions also why

[@sunnivamhagatun]

i’m so glad that girl was able to find her date again! i hope their relationship gets to blossom from here on out!

[@fealubryne]

I'm not at all a rom-com person, but I got waaay too invested in the Korea story. So glad she found him, it sounds like they could at the very least be pretty good friends.

[@theitsysplitsysystem6770]

A similar thing to the last story happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. He went to shave his junk, and butt as well, but neither went according to his plan. Instead, he ended up with cut up junk and inner buttcheek. When he told me the story, I laughed for an hour straight(not kidding, we COUNTED the minutes) and to this day it still sends me 😂

[@t.abellard6280]

I just turned 30 this year, that nose trimmer story has got me worried.

[@songohan3321]

In other words, a definite out of season April Fool's joke.

[@rosalindgh]

The dating story was so sweet, I'm so glad it worked out. Also, can you PLEASE do an r/Sapphoandherfriend video? It's one of my favourite threads and criminally underrated 😂

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

"As college kids tend to do" bro cut to me with the eighth ramen ive had today "....no"

[@uhoh2855]

Ah yes my favourite kind of tifu a war crime.

[@The_one_who_knocks_69]

Yes

[@the_egg_]

I have seen horrors none of you can begin to comprehend.

[@korimclemore]

the egg this comment is underrated AF lol

[@Whistlesonthewind]

What’s up with all of these tifu butt stories. Butts are being tortured everywhere. Poor butts. Lmbo

[@alechacon1126]

15:24 I need to stop and eat my breakfast because I feel like egg is going to go up my nose from laughing

[@purlikvods8368]

The meal was not eggciting it was eggsplosive!

[@SRosenberg203]

"Testicular neckbeard" might be the greatest phrase of all time.

[@deadpan715]

That dating story was beautiful and sooooo gut wrenching, really hope it works out for them!!!

[@danielluna4746]

I have never commented on a video, and I've watched so many of yours with true pleasure but this one is honestly the finest, most funniest, anxiety provoking video yet. I loved it. Thanks for giving me a good laugh! I will keep recommending this page to everybody I know!

[@sokisoko_]

god this video was an entire rollercoaster

[@tatrocks2177]

1:09 no it was eggsplosive

[@justanavgplayer928]

Tatrocks this is freaking amazing

[@rubyblue444]

That must have been some mighty powerful booty pain for OP to start quoting Dylan Thomas at the end!!! 😂😂😂

[@megasuperawesomestuf]

Okay. So this is amazing and ironic... That last story about the butt trimming. I love how he prefaced the story about how difficult child labor is and how his story was going to be the equivalent because I literally JUST had a c-section with my second child twelve days ago and my incision hurts so badly I could cry. As I’m listening to this story I am trying desperately not to cry LAUGHING because when I laugh it KILLS on my stitches. I love it. Thank you for sharing. Your narrations are the bomb!

[@jonathanmeier660]

The guy in the first story told a very EGGSplosive tale

[@13BGunBunny]

"Trusty new nose hair trimmer in hand, I prepared for battle." 🤣 I'm dying! 🤣

[@Niskara]

I don't think I've been more on edge about a story than that dating story. Holy hell, I was invested

[@wweeaazzeell]

I love stories when people f*** up shaving. My heart goes out to those people but LMAO

[@jennajohnson4087]

14:13 "I've got hair on my shoulders now,I don't even have a joke about that. That's how much I hate that shit."

[@mikamii7063]

This is the first rslash reading that made me bust out laughing. The person who wrote that is an artist

[@roberta7026]

I regret eating while watching the last TIFU story, I completely lost my appetite

[@LOWKEYGAM3]

Roberta .Same. I used watch these videos while eating breakfast...Not anymore.

[@nadirah1019]

No.. no.. for the op in the 1st story.. I guess your meal eggsploded :v

[@joshy_bee7843]

That was a EGGCELENT joke and I’m sure your CRACKED some of us up

[@tiitusjormanainen1622]

No way I randomly found your channel a year after stopping watching dabacabb (part of the reason was you not putting my video in your montage but just a bit) I loved that channel and I love this one. Please dont stop uploading on this channel too.

[@raven800plays]

you CAN actually cook an egg in the microwave. no joke, I've done it before because my mother taught me. you need to crack open an egg into a bowl of water and heat in 30 second to 1 minute intervals for a total of 3 minutes. it's risky, but it's doable, you just have to be patient with it as cooking for 3 minutes straight will cause the egg to burst.

[@christibritton1436]

I regularly hard boil eggs in Microwave - I use a metal lined plastic container - you put about 1.5 cups of water in bottom part, put 4 eggs, unbroken, with shells intact, in metal frame, then put lid on it - it basically steams them - soft boiled, about 7 minutes, hard boil about 10 minutes. Mine is the ' Nordic Ware Microwave Egg Boiler' for $13 on Amazon, but there are several different types, including poachers for eggs out of shell.

[@lauracatha3625]

I love TIFU'S they are by far my all time favorite.

[@ladyszechuan8934]

That last story needs a warning label, I nearly choked on my drink. Now im cough/laughing and trying not to die!

[@No0neat]

6:10 rSlash, you'll need to use TIFU now. I can already see the title: "TIFU for forgetting to censor the f word and had my whole channel demonitized" Just messing with ya tho :v

[@derbudz]

- Saw this vid popping up - Read the title - uhu okay lets see wh.. *realization* - wait he did WHAT!?

[@chillingtalesfordarknights]

Challenge accepted!

[@Sillyfishart]

lol

[@Bladewalker1]

I was thinking that same question about the nose trimmer too. Also wondered if he'd get a second one. Then doing something to one of them, so he can remember which is which. LOL

[@RRDragonPT]

You can in fact boil eggs in the microwave, fill a recipient with watter (enough to cover the egg), put the egg in it and add a lot of salt, set it to 10 min, it never failled me

[@Illusn]

God, that last one made me cringe so bad. The empathetic pain of that is excruciating to a point where I dread to think more about what OP went through. It's like imagining putting a serrated blade under your toenail and kicking the wall.

[@suey8151]

As my daughter slept next to me, I had one hand clamped over my mouth as I shook like a paint mixer laughing. I felt horrible for OP getting the mini weed whacker trapped between his cheeks. I had tears flowing as I silently laughed. I can't remember when I've laughed so hard

[@biohazard9215]

I'm starting to think that people are making these stories solely for rSlash to read them at this point... like, what's next? I accidentally used my weed whacker on my dong????

[@CazadorSlayer]

When the man-bush becomes so mighty, you need to bust out the heavy artillery...

[@Really-Know]

I lost it with the trimmer story. My cackling could be heard 3 doors down. XD

[@tayze9008]

I loved r/tifu the most

[@erikagehm2805]

That last story made ME wince in pain.

[@everlasting9292]

That sign off was the most horrifying yet.

[@dunbrine47]

Loving the King of Comedy reboot in that 2nd story.

[@thepyroghoul]

1:14 conclusion: egg boils in microwave after about 3 minutes.

[@Zooiest]

My brain decided to ignore the 2 first words in the title. I was confused and aroused But also disappointed when I read it again

[@vintagecameragirl]

The thumb nail has made me want a chocolate donut. I know that's bad.

[@lilygyamfi5039]

Bruh nothing beats the last story I am crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 on the floor

[@FluffsuneGaming]

You CAN microwave an egg, I do it regularly. However-- you need to relieve the pressure in the egg, to do this you prick the shell with a pin or other pointy object. I have a push pin for this purpose and then you microwave it. I always cover my pot though just in case haha

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

12:57 Aww! I am glad she found her date.

[@KayFiOS]

1:09 Such a missed opportunity. You could've said that plan _eggsploded_ in OP's face!

[@carmium]

Adding an egg to your noodles? Just scramble one in a measuring cup, then dribble it in, letting it cook instantly. Drain water to soup level (unless you started that way), add flavor pack, and you have egg drop soup.

[@dagnytheartist]

I know the first story said "hard boiled," but it IS possible to make a scrambled egg in the microwave! Stir it in a microwave-safe cup, heat it for about 20 seconds, and watch it the ENTIRE time, stopping the timer when you see white rising in the cup. If you get lazy and look away or let it keep going, it will explode, but as long as you watch it, you can stop it before it happens. It is so satisfying to stop it in time.

[@MrLostinlife2010]

I think my manager read that same article. She wanted a hard boiled egg, so she looked up how to cook one in a microwave. About 3-3.5 minutes in, she heard a LOUD boom come from the break room. Upon further inspection, the egg did infact explode. But not only did it blow up, the force behind the explosion caused the latch on the door to break and the microwave door flew open. When the dust settled... we ended up getting a brand new microwave for the break room with a shiny new note saying not to hard boil an egg in the microwave

[@AHappyBunny]

Butt hair guy has to be the funniest story I've heard so far.

[@BethsMagicalLife]

Not kidding I was sooo invested in the date one my god

[@Azuraion]

Aww yiss! Listening to people who have fucked up harder than I have. Thank you once again for blessing me with bedtime stories!

[@drybowser1981]

If that dating story taught me anything, it's that if someone actually wants to pursue something with you, they'll do everything in their POWER to make it happen.

[@sourisvoleur4854]

Butt-hair writer has some damn fine metaphor chops.

[@HaXD1209]

This video is one hell of a rollercoaster

[@Roxyanimated]

4:30 Is like A Star Is Born

[@adalinepassionfruit6033]

Man, that last story.. I was trying to eat some toast, but lost my appetite 😭🤣

[@NinjaFlibble]

that last story gets points for creativity XD

[@gentlestickman3680]

The last guy is so descriptive lmao

[@Guitarrockstar5683]

Holy crap that last story i had to pull over on the highway i was laughing so hard!

[@mageofice]

Day 97 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm

[@monkeysociety4932]

Two Words. Fun funny

[@travismcintyer1033]

Should have said in 1st story! Eggsplosive

[@thatbadbackgroundcharacter]

If you want to put an egg in your instant Raman, in your microwave, do not microwave your egg without your Raman. Imma just tell you how I do it: -Grab a Raman. -Make it like normal. -Cook for 2 mins (If want runny egg) -Or cook for 1 min (If want non runny egg) -Stop microwave and put the egg in the Raman and cook ing microwave for 1 min (If want runny egg) -Stop microwave and put the egg in the Raman and cook in microwave for 2 mins (If want non runny egg) -Eat

[@joelalmonte3677]

Guys guys nostalgia incoming... DETAINED

[@Fr33k0ur]

I did a similar thing with a microwaved egg. I tried to bot microwave it for very long so it wouldn't explode, but as I was peeling it, it had gone off like a grenade in my hand a foot away from my face lmfao

[@TherealErinyes]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughing SOhard at the nose hair trimmer!

[@MrZombie999]

lol stand up comedy thats so bad its considered Cruel and Unusual Punishment :D

[@dawniedawne7195]

I’m trying not to bust out laughing at the last one bc it’s almost 4:30 in the morning lord help me

[@giorgichlaidze7166]

Bruh puns are killing me

[@Beth_The_Bored]

Duuude, as a chick, I was absolutely *cringing* in pain hearing the last story. Jeebus. Ouch. 🤕

[@Soon2BVA]

Yeah, eggs don't like microwaves very much. My mom learned that around Easter when I was about 6. What's more, she didn't do it just once. She did it twice. One after the other. Lol