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[@thajocoth]

On the "yes hiccups" thing: I used to work with someone who had an allergy to magnets. This was because magnets could turn off the implant in her chest. The implant sent a constant signal to her brain of "You don't need to vomit". If it gets turned off, she needs surgery to turn it back on.

[@bdcs9752]

I knew a guy who had a similar version but on a much worse scale to where if he even had a tsa scan he could loose a lot of basic brain function and end up peeing/pooping himself as well as cry, sneezing,and hiccups it was actually really disturbing to see since basically drops to the ground and head banged crying with sneezes and hiccups as he shit his pants

[@JohnDoe-mw8hi]

@@bdcs9752 So all basic functions of a human body is set to fail on.

[@dedphnes]

Oh god

[@chancewells4083]

So everything is on by default?

[@boooo13]

@@bdcs9752 holy damn no wonder people thought demons were real

[@rocklee7737]

4:40 Oh boy, Lumo, it's worse than that. Loki doesn't impregnate a horse, he *was* the impregnated horse.

[@flaretheragegamer8451]

mpreg existed in ancient mythos, remember that.

[@tychohaggman6683]

And the baby horse had eight legs and was Odin's steed

[@galuxius1861]

7:15 the amount of friends I had come to me to do tarot readings because they had dead animals talk to them in dreams is BAFFLING. and every time the cards reveal some earth shattering trauma I did not know they had

[@galacticgila219]

4:34 The horse one some how gets worse. His horse kid was born with 8 legs and is the one that Odin uses as a steed Imagine if your brother(Loki and Odin are brothers in actual myth, not Loki and Thor) took your kid and rode them into battle

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

Also, Loki was the octo-horse's _mother._ The octo-horse itself is named Sleipnir.

[@darthplagueis13]

I don't think Loki ever got a rock pregnant. He got a giantess named Angrboda pregnant (or rather, a Jötunn. Translating the name as "giant" is a bit misleading because they don't neccessarily have to be big, they are basically just like the gods, but like part of a different socio-political group if you will) and he got impregnated by a horse. And he had two sons with his wife in Asgard. The one rock that is remotely relevant to his story is the one he got chained to when the gods where fed up with his shit for good (notably, chained to with the guts of his one son, which had been torn out of that sons torso by the other son who the gods turned into a feral wolf because they are the kind of unpleasant people that make the children suffer for the sins of their father. Above the rock sits a snake that is slowly dripping its venom into Lokis face and next to Loki stands his wife with a great bowl in which it catches the venom. Occasionally, the bowl runs full and the wife has to empty it, during which time the venom drips onto Lokis face, causing him to scream and writh in agony, which is how north mythology explains the existance of earth quakes).

[@clownkid1515]

Ok but he probably got a rock pregnant

[@coinsilver3]

Not surprising considering that they invented the "blood wings" execution. Real gruesome of a fate.

[@jonathancooley8745]

A more accurate translation of "giant" would be "anti-gods" or "not Æsir"

[@gexianhen]

And he dont get a horse pregnant, he turn into a mare a get the horse to make him pregnant...

[@jonathancooley8745]

@@gexianhen it's the small things ;)

[@GuukanKitsune]

Kal. We are NOT skeletons in flesh armor. We are, in fact, ghosts piloting bone mechs clad in flesh armor. Also, Everything Prior To The Second Age of Middle Earth in Eight Words: "It was perfectly fine, so Melkor ruined it."

[@oogwaytheotakuclips4370]

Bring back r/abrupt_chaos *YOU FIENDS*

[@samuelcrow4701]

PREACH

[@Salted_Rice223]

Also gatesopencomeonin was very wholesome but i agree

[@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy]

The only reason I think they won't is cause it's gotten pretty NSFW nowadays

[@mategetsnosleep3612]

BERING IT BACK

[@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy]

@@mategetsnosleep3612 bring*

[@Halvos12]

My favorite short Sci Fi story was about a peace offering between humanity and an alien race. Humanity would give them a perpetual energy device and the aliens would give us something I can't remember. It turned out neither side could actually supply what was promised and made devices that only looked like they could do what they said they could but would stop within a few weeks.

[@coinsilver3]

That's the most realistic SciFi story I ever seen.

[@emilyauld8622]

The reason we focus on the negative rather than the positive is millions of years of survival evolution. Positive things aren't likely to pose a threat, negative things could kill you. The problem comes from how far we've evolved. So the negative moment of a predator hunting us, has become some jerk behind a keyboard. Instinctively we respond the same way, so we need to train ourselves that these new negative "threats" aren't actually threats at all. One way I've been learning to cope with this is assigning a value to the negative, and then finding an equal positive and focussing on that. Like an internet troll, about a 2 or a 3 on the "ruin my day" scale. So I think back and remember that I woke up with my cute little fluff monster curled in my arms. That's at least a 5 on the "I love this moment" scale. And suddenly the negative doesn't seem so impactful. Thank you for coming to my ted talk lol

[@Saga_Anserum]

oooh I love this! I'm gonna do that from now on. is your fluff monster a cat, dog, racoon, or prefer not to answer?

[@emilyauld8622]

@@Saga_Anserum haha 2 cats and 2 dogs 🙂 the one from the story is a cat Edit: Missed opportunity to say my wife 🤣

[@Echo81Rumple83]

still, one cannot help but wonder: why must the internet troll state their opinion as fact? it's a total waste of a client without further elaboration akin to a critical remark as to why "you suck". it's right up there with "cute!" if you ask me. then again, i've always had a hard time taking any and all compliments without questioning their motive :/ or if i was even warranted such honor.

[@willku9000]

Ok so about that first one. A lot of people tend to forget that Hank Hill is or at least was at one point a Gamer. There’s an entire episode where he becomes addicted to a GTA style online video game called Pro-Pain that was initially created to mock him by some game designers who taught Alternative PE at Bobby’s School. I love that episode and it contains a line that I often quote when I’ve been gaming too much. “it Feels Good To Blink” So that in mind and because Bobby is well, Bobby, Hank would probably have at least a vague idea of what Genshin Impact is but likely would be hesitant to play it because of what happened with Pro-Pain.

[@perfectdoll4112]

best part of loki having a horse child is that loki is the mother

[@FlowerscentedArtist]

Fun Fact: Loki didn't get a horse pregnant. The horse got Loki pregnant.

[@nerdoftheatre]

I've been on a kick watching amusement park documentaries and they're 100% correct. Like, there are some park officials that are like, "We couldn't imagine this happening." Even though they lobbied for the state to allow them to do their own safety testing and forgo state testing. And while testing their new ride, the test rides they did with dummies caused the dummies to fly out of the ride. Or someone creating an entire amusement park without the use of math even once. Or the park officials are like, "We regularly test our ride. How could this happen?" Even though the week prior there are images of the ride not properly draining. Or there are instances of the safety measures not working and patrons have reported said safety failings. But park officials did nothing. Or there are instances of safety measures not being fixed for months because "there never has been a safety issue before. We do not need to worry about it." Or the park officials say, "We just fixed this yesterday. There should not have been an issue." And they fixed the problem with either flex seal or a product that was not made to withstand the kinds of pressure that the ride gives off.

[@samuelcrow4701]

6:39 I had a major malfunction and thought the part about Trump dying was real except I had another malfunction and thought it was old news so I wasn't shocked at all

[@alexiron6876]

The English dub of Ghost Stories is a masterpiece of its time.

[@anthtotallynotmr.uttersont5481]

the weird dream post followed by the greek vs Norse mythology post unfortunately reminded me of something that I will now force any further readers to endure: I once had a dream where christian god and Jesus got trashed at a party on earth and Jesus hooked up with Loki while drunk. the rest of the dream consisted of Jesus being informed by a wizard on a motorcycle that he hooked up with Loki and Jesus frantically trying to track Loki down to make sure he wasn't pregnant while Loki purposefully avoided him for shits and giggles and also because he most definitely was pregnant by Jesus and was planning some sort of christian/norse apocalypse using their inter religious blasphemy baby as some kind of catalyst to cause chaos on the mortal plane. Loki somehow got away in a sports car and Jesus ended up in a parking complex trying to get a veery hungover christian god to take the situation seriously. which. he. did. not. I am an atheist and I feel the need to apologize to several religions after that dream.

[@StarField369]

on the ravioli approval dream, i have dumb dreams like that constantly, which always come with a storyline, very few plot holes, and i can vaguely control the dreams. it’s fun as hell having that type of dream, and i swear i could turn any one of these into a novel

[@realcanadian67]

I would 100% call those figures "One of them genshin impacts", not just because I don't watch anime and thus I don't know much about anime, but also because I love talking like I'm a southerner.

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

Miku anime???

[@i_am_squishy6230]

2:35 What about Alaska? Hawaii is probably just thousands of microstates.

[@funnyman4311]

11:03 for me it's whenever somebody says "you suck" it's just a collective "GET HIS ASS"

[@gman1515]

I am greatly pleased that europing the east coast leaves it mostly recognizable, but the further west you go the more Eldritch the map looks

[@Aaron-qi1tm]

Loki must be such a proud mother of the horse his dad, Odin, rides on

[@Karak-_-]

*blood brother In mythology Loki and Odin are blood brothers.

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

On the why the default is "yes hiccups" is because its a failure safe system. Hiccups were designed to reset our breathing muscles. Imagine this, you have a lapm that you HAVE to be able to turn on if needed, then you leave it on and have a switch to turn it off, The switch fails? Lamp turns on lamp fails? You were screwed anyways Is a way to reduce the amount of components that can faul, so yes the body is badly designed, BUT well designed to avoid failing..... sometimes.

[@cakeeyplayz]

Texas post right off the back. This is gonna be good.

[@thepinkestpigglet7529]

I love it when people care enough to post on yt that they don't care

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Absolutely. It’s like they’re handing me a steel chair to use.

[@rifffamily5591]

I had a dream where a bunch of young adults broken to a recently abandoned Walmart, for some reason I knew they were zombies, and some moron and screamed just to prove me wrong, and for some reason the doors were extremely hard to open I have no idea why, but only a few people survived.

[@Halvos12]

4:32 my favorite part of that story is that the horse is the father and Odin rides his grandson into battle.

[@00.28.]

The "yes hiccups" thing could stem from our possible amphibian ancestors who mostly stayed underwater resulting in their breathing on land being more of a hiccup .

[@derpionderpson1424]

So a salami is a mix of meat, fat and flavoring (spice and/or artificial) stuffed into animal intestines and then left to ferment or dry. The fermentation or drying step was traditionally often done by hanging it from the rafters in a room spesifically for drying or fermenting meat. So “go hang a salami” could potentially be a natural slang in some language though I have never heard of it my self.

[@IjaatKyrayc97]

The best part of the Loki having a kid with a horse is that he was the mother in that scenario. He turned into a mare to distract a horse that belonged to a giant and wound up giving birth to Sleipnir, who Odin rides

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

11:45 If we are to be burdened with this knowledge, so must you.

[@plastiqueneurosis]

I don’t want to dream anymore. My dreams get soo vivid and realistic that 10 years later something triggers that memory and I confuse that dream for an actual memory of something that happened. It’s the reason I had a mental breakdown in 2017. I remembered one dream every 15 minutes for a year and it only stopped when I moved out of that house. I wrote a book about it called the seventh vial by Shawn McIntire. Go check it out. I’m trying to get the paperback approved but Amazon are being jerks about the smallest mistakes that are too small to notice. Some words are purposely misspelled to get you to use your imagination. But Amazon doesn’t see my vision. They just see numbers and lots and lots of money. My original book transcript had dream spelled as draem to differentiate the difference between a regular dream and a prophetic draem. Much like how the main character in catcher in the rye had different names for each mood.

[@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185]

7:53 what if there were skin transplants that were actualy parasites that pulsated constantly in a really offputting way (i dreamed this)

[@bdcs9752]

chirstian mythology in five words god help,god please don't

[@notagoat281]

Yeah, so there's a reason Norse mythology is so weird. It's because the Catholics tried to destroy it and everything that we know in the modern age is just what we've been able to piece together from the broken fragments that they missed. There are some theories that Loki was never actually _in_ the original stories, and was the product of the Catholics trying to "alter" the stories to make them fit better with their beliefs.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

I now hate medieval Catholics more than ever.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

8:52 I would but I can't afford the extra electricity that would take

[@KowaiZuzu]

I find it so hard to believe that people actually have cool dreams. I'll dream that I used the last bit of coffee and wake up with that memory. I won't even realize it was a dream until I open the cupboard and there's just enough coffee for one last cup. Recently I dreamed my landlord left a note on my door, some sort of form I had to fill out about my dog. I decided to deal with it later since I was headed to work at the time. Turns out, that just never happened. Literally happens to me all the time. Every day I realize something I thought happened must have just been a dream.

[@MagnaEssence]

I guess it's not too abnormal, maybe you just had a good enough life that your mind didn't have to dream and escape and could just be...mundane, but if so, that's good if you are happy, but wow, it's still interesting, -happens to me too once in a while, but on a bigger scale, like i did a painting and IRL i wonder where i put it, but it never existed. i dunno, i do little stories on my dreams and show what they looked like, everyone is different, but i would say mine are not CRAZY, but more just another universe like IRL, but better. (haven't posted in a while though, -got a job and am working too hard and a little tired to post a "why i am gone and will take a while" video, but i will again, it's just a LOT of hard work, especially to make it like the first 3 or 4 i made).

[@Last_Person]

I know nothing about celebrities but I want a show about ravioli approved. It’s such a out there concept and I think it’d be amazing.

[@mathybrain8]

The Europe'd US could really use that west Texas/east New Mexico state being bisected by the Rio Grande.

[@Totalinternalreflection]

How am I supposed to survive this life if I don't know how many lemons a Lumo do?

[@melodicalTwine]

Hopefully not 3

[@maledictionwolf]

3:21 because we were taught it in school as an example of a palindrome, along with "Madam I'm Adam" and actually I can't remember any of the others, but "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" was so fucking WEIRD it just stuck with everyone. Incidentally, this only works with the American spelling of lasagna; in the UK, it's spelled lasagne which ruins the palindrome.

[@stressedinmotion]

This video is ravioli approved

[@Gage-nt]

Zumo and len, my favorite Twitter streamers

[@TheFoxfiend]

Oh my gosh! He referenced my gif comment! I did the emotional damage! My words live in his head rent free! Why does this make me so happy?

[@tjtheknowledgeseeker7878]

Welcome to the emotional support hellsite

[@Blue2x2x]

"J" people: "The creator said it with a 'J' sound, we should fallow his stranded" "G" people: "The 'G' stands for 'Graphics', not 'Jraphics'. Also JIF is a peanut butter brand" "Y" people: "I like to cause pain because I can."

[@d3str0i3r]

i would like the idiots siding with hard G to tell me what words the acronym LASER stands for

[@saltenzy449]

Honestly, psychic damage is just more effective than negative comments now, at least in having an effect.

[@alexismyers6053]

Loki didn’t just have a kid with a horse. He got PREGNANT by a GIANT’S HORSE to win a bet.

[@janka4820]

10:05 Icelandic translation of Dracula

[@kaiyotee2475]

I listen to theme park accident podcasts and acuraaaateee

[@Saga_Anserum]

This video is Ravioli Approved.

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

For the old mango

[@hungrymusicwolf]

7:23 This man's brain was the heaven the dream was sent to. 9:42 Lumo must have had a bad day. Have a good one buddy, and don't get too mad on pessimists. They're just trying to solve the problems you don't want to see.

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

While I appreciate pessimists forcefully making me have an understanding of what needs to be fixed in society, I just simply prefer the optimistic outlook of having an understanding of how to fix things in society. Essentially, y'all are just emotionally draining.

[@GipsyDangerfan]

Robot Chicken had a skit about one of Batman's, I want to say very-lesser-known, enemies known as Palidrome who did the go hang a salami thing.

[@suchendelokidottir5673]

Unfaithful translation? Did you mean the Icelandic translation of Dracula?

[@ashlynhicks8859]

title got me laughing

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

10:13 Icelandic Dracula.

[@Lowkey_Loki245]

The moth flying into candles reminded me of the game Sky

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Every day I wish for the sweet embrace of ravioli disapproval, but Harry won’t stop giving the thumbs up…

[@sorcikator993]

Loki didn't just get a child with a horse. He was the mother of that child.

[@oasisflurry9933]

the ravioli approved post is just a lighter death note.

[@Kaylee-Bear]

Thanks for making me laugh lumo

[@DeadBread.]

2:25 Was not expecting that Bill Cipher quote

[@hodgepodgethecardboardwossum]

Osborne really went from quite cooling fans in pc to rattling cooling fans

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who will never delete his tumblr account? Voreman! #Voremangang Here is the vid for context. It starts around 9:00 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ambKqqWklLeonbc

[@duckduckington8024]

2:30, we aren't just that. We are the source engine of living things.

[@SpiritOfSpite]

Norse Mythology is less "Loki got an Idea" and more "Oh no the consequence of our hubris, Loki fix it!" basically Odin or Thor make some bet or get inconvenienced somehow and then demand Loki fix their problem for example: Odin gets in an argument against the best architect ever betting that if he can build a great wall around Asgard in three days then architect can get his wife, the architect accepts and by the end of the first day the architect is more than halfway done Odin sees this and goes "Oh shit, Loki fix this!" Loki begrudgingly complies and solves the problem by tricking the architect into doubling down on the bet by stroking his ego shortening the time to 2 instead of 3 days and then while transformed seducing the architects work horse completely crippling the architects workflow, in the end not only did Odin get to keep his wife he also got a nearly completed wall and a super god horse birthed by Loki, Loki did not get thanked for his efforts. Some more stories of Loki's usefulness later Odin gets a prophecy that says Loki's future kids will bring ragnarok so he tries to prevent that by isolating/banishing the children preventively but of course him doing this is exactly why they cause ragnarok in the first place, anyway, in hearing about how his children were being treated Loki got understandably pissed and decided the best way to get back at the traitorous gods was to trick a blind god named Hod into shooting and killing everyone's beloved golden boy Balder, this landed Loki in eternal silence and slow acid drip jail a very cruel punishment that of course also contributed towards ragnarok.

[@jaimehuizar6727]

Two weeks ago I spoild the ending to God of War to my roommate but I also spoild baewolf the literal first story for his Ingles class

[@nerdoftheatre]

2:30 Yeah but like, have you SEEN our lower backs? The human body has the same forethought and care that a 10 year old puts into an art project that is due within 4 hours.

[@DrTurtles-]

Loki had a child with a horse... The horse was the male.....

[@kurotsuki7427]

And the child with the horse one is even more wild caise Loki was the mother.

[@brandongovreau9218]

I wonder what would happen if Zeus met Loki what they team up for body pleasure adventures and cause massive storms and chaos brewing

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

2:13 This may explain the drunk hiccups thing I see around.

[@UltravioletNomad]

Pretty sure that the creator of that last comic got a bunch of unreasonable hate for making a relatable funny about not being able to afford a replacement for their broken phone, like they were joking about how they couldn't "just buy a new one" and then apparently all the people who would have had the gaw to double down on that statement saw complaining about a lack of income as a farce from a person who's apparently not working hard enough because "muh Amurican dream" or some shit... sad, sad people.

[@ryanwoon3534]

4:10 would have better it it was “ and then along came Zeus!”

[@Ikigai_Composes]

0:04 i was born, raised, and still currently live in texas, and i just want to say, that looks like one of those genshin impacts

[@mrblakeboy1420]

0:15 like that time my teacher showed a youtube short that i saw the previous day

[@CrowleyFledge]

11:30 Glad we could assist in cursing you with this knowledge. /hj

[@homiebreadpill]

2:35 As a Coloradan this feels. Upsetting.

[@buggy8188]

even worse loki is the one who gave birth to the horse. and that horse became odins war horse.

[@AcchynoKestDacchyno]

Tip for Stopping Hiccups: Look straight up, and hold your breath, for 10 seconds. Works every time.

[@AcchynoKestDacchyno]

Unless... You popped a blood vessel in your brain, I guess.

[@brandongovreau9218]

you know how you make a show switch it from normal show to hub just replace the word pissed with the word sucked and replace the word though with love and replace the word yes with go all over

[@tzisorey]

Not only did Loki have a child with a horse - he was the lady in the relationship. But remember folks, Trans has only existed since the 60's

[@AceKaliburOfficial]

this video is ravioli approved.

[@xavieryevergreen5684]

6:38 You travelled to an alternate universe, and saw their God in the flesh. They allowed you to return home. Not to scare anyone, but what would've happened if he said it *wasn't* Ravioli Approved? Would you have faced the fate others in that world have, or would you have simply been banished from that universe?

[@PentaSquares]

Tumblr out here discovering all the great questions in life. The meaning of life question is not great, as knowing it would provide nothing of value. Why know what the meaning of life is, when you can know why we like wearing blankets at night, even if it's insanely hot.

[@queenharmonygaming]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Is a fuckin masterpiece

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Nores mythology is 5 words Loki was the scape goat

[@Milanin8]

Gif vs Jif ... Yiff it up!

[@KyleCorbeau]

I mean, if you want to listen to historians, then yeah. GIF was recorded a few centuries ago as being pronounced "yiff" but there are a bunch of things from back then that haven't kept their pronunciations so there's no reason to honor those heathens by accepting "yiff" as the one true path. Just like how the British refuse to honor the scientist who discovered Aluminum. He wanted Alumnum at first which everyone universally hated and compromised to Aluminum (no IUM pronunciation AT ALL) and because the British thought it was a stupid name that flew in the face of all other naming conventions they essentially said Fuck it, it's Latin based now despite the namer's wishes (which as an American, they are right it is stupid that he wanted "numb" instead of "e-um" like everything else).

[@UltravioletNomad]

Sure Lumo sure, its pessimistic to point out how we get punished heavily when getting one over on our oppressors... at least I think that's what that post is about, is she the one setting dominoes or the birb what got shot?

[@Spark____]

2:47 as a Colorado, yes

[@nortalian549]

Waitwaitwait YOU are where I got none pizza with left beef from?

[@ThroughTheThornvine]

fun fact about the loki horse: loki was the one pregnant with the horse! it was on purpose :)

[@PanickingPatchRat]

I have a feeling this video is ravioli approved

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

ok yes the old english thing is true and the guy said : "this is like the king Solomon equivalent of cutting the baby in half" anyway im going to go to bed now have a wild day

[@justaperson4656]

7:52 the waters of mars :')

[@samuelcrow4701]

8:03 what if when the universe enters the degenerate Era and we all live as digitized consciousnesses in Penrose spheres some people just up and make heaven and hell real so if you die in the simulation you are judged by someone's biased morals to either be sent to someone's biased idea of eternal bliss or probably less biased idea of eternal damaging would that be fucked up or what

[@samuelcrow4701]

For those who don't know a Penrose sphere is a mirror ball around a black hole that essentially uses a duplication glitch to generate energy

[@darthplagueis13]

Quite simply: We are bothered by negative comments more because on a technical level, our brain is pretty well-designed (disregarding the hick-ups). We feel like failure is more important than success because it makes sense for us to think more about our failures compared to our successes because that's where we want to and have a chance to improve the outcome. The thing our brain does not account for is our constant availability to feedback in this modern era. More than ever, there's a chance to get negative feedback that has no productive use for us because it wasn't constructive or even fair or thought-out because someone was just having a bad day and decided to let off some steam by being a dick to random strangers on the internet. Our brain struggles to filter negative experiences for relevancy and as a result, it becomes difficult to disregard such things because they make you either feel insecure or really freaking angry, neither of which is a good feeling.

[@darthplagueis13]

As for gif: One: it's not pronounced jiff because GIF is an acronym that stands for Graphics Interchange Formate and the pronunciation carries over. It's not freaking pronounced jrafics. Two: The yiff pronunciation is from an entirely unrelated old english word that would later drop the g entirely. Yeh, that's right, *if* used to be gif at some point, prounced as yif

[@tehquiper6796]

yes It will kill us to put punctuation inside our posts