r/Tumblr | How Many is too Many?

[@Dani-ej1zl]

Context: badjokesbyjeff has been a tumblr staple for years, namely because despite the username, he tells very good jokes. He needs to change his username. We keep telling him.

[@themathhatter5290]

I love how, even when not on Tumblr, nobody reads Tumblr usernames.

[@SarahAbramova]

Yup

[@lechking941]

thats how you know its tumber, the name DOES NOT MATCH THE CONTENT!

[@SarahAbramova]

To be fair, if he ever did change it, the magic might be broken.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

His username is his joke, and your reactions are the punchline

[@Metal_Mouth]

Tumblr: * talks about an extremely personal dream caused by a drug induced bender that puts op in a vulnerable position and questioning their very being * Also Tumblr: * responds with an Always Sunny meme *

[@aldenheterodyne2833]

I haven't watched that show, but I still like that humans are the same as they've always been: they get high, hallucinate something cool, and then when they question it someone goes, "You met God, bitch. Now let's get you some self care." I'm pretty sure this is how most new religions happen.

[@amberkat8147]

@@aldenheterodyne2833 it's that or cults. Personally I think the drug route route is probably better overall.

[@popstel2286]

@@amberkat8147 well I mean… cults ARE just spicy religion

[@infiniteplanes5775]

At this point I’m pretty sure a religion is just a very large cult

[@Borizz183]

"There's no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18" "hey sis" "shut the fuck up already" actually thats not so different from how it is rn

[@Liggliluff]

Also, the age of consent is 16 in many countries, so 16-21 is legal and acceptable. But Tumblr isn't ready for that.

[@Borizz183]

@@Liggliluffin my country the age of consent is 15 and works such way that if youre above 15 then you can have sex with ANYONE also above 15 (so a 15 year old can fuck a 25 year old and such but probably wont happen) as long as they arent in a position of power/are offering money/are affecting your choice in anyway for it

[@slegiardryke7103]

Lumo: *Reads joke about name being read wrong* ALSO LUMO: Completely MISSES THE USERNAME me: *drags star trek triple facepalm meme into photoshop and strongly contemplates figuring out how to make it a quadruple* also yes i know probably half a dozen others will make jokes like this, but COME ON LUMO.......... HOW MANY LEMONS?!

[@atherflame7626]

I legit just calmly explained what he missed, but I am with you 100%, but instead of making it quadruple make it octuple.

[@tylermyers7429]

I mean if you have over 8000 hours in a game your qualified to say it's not good at that point, they have become the "expert" on that game

[@nighthawk7877]

Now I'm just imagining a punk band called Mysterious Sheep Criteria. I could totally see that being a band name.

[@InstaTechGaming]

I'm naming my first album "Mysterious Sheep Criteria"

[@Totalinternalreflection]

The Lemons Lumo, tell us how many.

[@stardy316]

>"I require Lemons" but why tho.

[@tzisorey]

Favourite Kim Possible quote - "Between a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, the best idea you can come up with is minimum wage?!"

[@infiniteplanes5775]

To be fair, neither of them is a business major thank goodness. Or maybe they were. I don’t know

[@williamspell5692]

When I was a kid, my family lived in a house with circular rooms like in 1:15 and one of me and my sister's favorite past-times was running around the house as our pet terrier or westie or something chased after us barking. Never got bitten. Was just fun for some reason.

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

Same. With hard floors. Which you'd think would disadvantage the dog, but we were in socks.

[@saltenzy449]

Can you even call yourself an Evil Supervillian if you dont consider ergonomics in the construction oh your bone throne?

[@ehansultan]

the *B O N E T H R O N E*

[@KyleCorbeau]

6:54 I mean, at least Fiat Earth is a _little_ harder to disprove, you got to get _multiple_ datapoints now! "Yeah everything is a *_little_* rounded, but it's not _equally_ rounded; when you put it all together it looks more like a fiat than a sphere." 😅

[@Gloomdrake]

I was made to be self conscious of my smile as a child, not because of teeth, but because I hadn't learned how to smile on command yet, so all my school photos for years were just 😬

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

2:50 Those look like the sour cream doughnuts I'd occasionally buy at blue-flavored-with-yellow-sprinkles retailer while working there. Once someone saw they had sour cream in them, they were immediately disgusted by me.

[@fluffystuff500]

Did they think the donuts were filled with sour cream like jelly donuts are filled with jelly?

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

@@fluffystuff500 No, they expected to taste sour cream like it was the only ingredient.

[@fluffystuff500]

@@tallynnyntyg6008 Oh weird

[@aer015]

3 dozen doughnuts and 10 as extra? No. 3 baker's dozen and a baker's half dozen.

[@adrienstarfaer]

7:09 The person labeled "Me" in this situation misread Fiat as Flat, that's where the "you read my name wrong, didn't you?" comes in

[@crystalblunt192]

The dream one threw me for a loop but I'm glad I got to hear Lumo just straight loving his own smile. It's so wholesome and cute

[@hungrymusicwolf]

8:46 Do not remind me, I have finally escaped that cycle 2 years ago and am planning to never go back. League of legends, 8/10, never gonna play that game again. Screw dopamine design mechanics.

[@Kafj302]

Well how can you be zen.....you are lumo, you are the bright spot in our lives, whether that be a death laser, or a shining sun spot on a singular flower.

[@hungrymusicwolf]

More of the latter than the former, but a shining light nonetheless.

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

5:46 Oh I call that voice Alice. I don't know where they came from but they showed up one night and many months later they just left. They talked to me through song.

[@simianpaine5435]

I also have mad crooked teeth and I'm not self conscious about smiling. My canines protrude so much that a closed mouth smile puts points in my lips and one of them sticks out, it's way weirder than just a big genuine fangy smile

[@camelorcaramel5732]

6:30 I’ve seen this one a bunch. Everytime I’m pretty sure they mean the modern talking = trying to date version of talking.

[@mememaria4073]

3:30 Nah f u, skulls for the skull throne

[@happyhafer1403]

about the topic of getting your children tired with little effort, my father on did it even lazier once. he was testing one of the early text-to-speech programs and me and my little brother had to follow whatever instructions we were given as a game. something simple like 'lie down' and 'stand up'. it worked for a bit, only problem was that the program talked too fast, so we were tired within minutes and the game lost its fun factor.

[@notagoat281]

1:09 There are several shows from my childhood that I remember in a somewhat similar way. It's a bit different because I remember that I _saw_ ads for new episodes, and I remember waiting for the new episodes, and in some cases I even remember that I saw ads for the shows before they first aired, but at the same time the idea that the shows didn't always exist in their entirety during my life just feels...wrong. Like, they're such a strong presence in my childhood memory that the idea that I saw the day when they first came to be just feels like it can't be right. But it is.

[@somescottishlassie891]

i was not expecting the kronk voice, no complaints.

[@oinkymomo]

badjokesbyjeff so regularly gets told to change his url that people just remind him of this fact now instead of just telling him

[@noeljonsson3578]

how many lemons lumo?

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

How many, mr john kalbus?🍋 answer the question, lumo

[@WitchKat]

Me at the end: Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock vs Homestuck with backup from Hetalia... who tf was the third? I thought Fandomstuck kicked in after that.

[@carcinoVantas]

YOU CANT BRING UP HOMESTUCK WHILT IM SLEEPING BECASUE HERE I AM AT 2:30 AM SCRAEMING.

[@joshgouin1436]

my game is genshin, absolutely amazing game, great visuals, nice lore, basically perfect character design, combat is great... but the endgame... I'm stuck in this endless hell of hopping on, doing dailies, spiral abyss every once and a while which is pretty fun but it's every 15 days... at least it doesn't take up much time, usually 5-10 minutes a day. however the events and new update content kind of save it so it has that going for it.

[@BloodyN1nja]

My "this game sucks, 8/10" game would have to be Postal 2. Fuckin love that game

[@that_dwayneee]

I can't go into a sensory deprivation tank cause I'd drink the water and piss myself

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

8:55 ace attorney: dual destinies, yes the order of the cases makes 0 sense and yes there are an unbelievable amount of typos but god that game is so good

[@asagothe_fander]

7:05 he doesn’t know about Jeff…. He doesn’t know…… I do not think anyone is going to let this slide.

[@drakesword5214]

8:46 That might be Starbound for me

[@BetaJackMaxis]

God is a woman: already knew that. Is also VERY TALL: Well then, never thought of that. Why didn't I consider it sooner?

[@remember_this1336]

9:03 that's just straight up Pathologic

[@cutelilscrafty]

4:50 This is BACA, Bikers Against Child Abuse.

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

I don't have a "worst game ever that nobody should play, 8/10 1000 hours played". I have a "0/10 you need to play this game yesterday". Indecently, it's Super Ghouls and Ghosts for the SNES. Freakin love that game. It doesn't love me back

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

wonder how many lumons lemo has

[@TriXJester]

0:48 Kim Possible would be in her late 30s early 40s in 2022 meaning there could totally be a sequel series following the super spy exploits for her kid(s). If Kim stayed with Ron after high school and they got married and Kim took his name the show could be called Un-Stoppable.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

3:00 But you DO have at least 46 lemons, so that's something

[@Chron0Pix3l]

8:45 For me it is Destiny 2, it is free yet to do almost anything you need to pay $75!!!! But I keep logging on for the free stuff.

[@TimBukTwo]

9:30 I can’t make any good smile, my mouth resting is a frown and smiling would make me have to push my lip down and cheeks up and that looks hella weird. The only time I do smile is when I laugh at something.

[@skelybrinegaming8497]

8:53 rainbow six: siege. It was great up until a year or two ago when Ubisoft decided to fuck up everything they have possibly thought of. It really sucks there are no other good hero tactical shooters quite like siege.

[@pastel7327]

The turbo chads are called "bikers against child abuse" they are all over the world as far as I know. You can join them and or donate to them :))

[@atherflame7626]

7:06 Jeff is the guy who made the joke about the Fiat earther. If you were the account I need to see it’s badjokesbyJeff, however the jokes Jeff makes our hilarious and every Tumblr user he’s just telling Jeff that the URL is wrong I he needs to change it.

[@areallymessedupdude]

3:02 Ask Lumo he found his ZEN.

[@rowanweaver3241]

8:59 project zomboid, im 20th in the world for most hours and i have a negative review for the game because it raises your blood pressure and has a good few game breaking bugs haha

[@BreativityBideos]

2:10 this is called spiritual Therianthropy, if you believe you where meant to be an animal your a spiritual therian, I suggest you watch Therian Territory for info about it :) Update: I heard Therian Territory did some bad things, but I think PD PinkDolphin also has some info videos, remember do do your research!

[@tychohaggman6683]

What the hell is Kim Possible? Like I have only ever seen it talked about on the internet.

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who loves shitposting on tumblr? Voreman! #Voremangang Here is the vid for context. It starts around 9:00 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ambKqqWklLeonbc

[@phalamy9180]

My theory, Reincarnation is real and Souls multiply via mitosis

[@Nightmare_52]

claims to know tumblr but doesnt know jeff smh

[@frogfox4287]

Speaking of smiles, I have a deep bite (and so does probably at least 15% of americans). This means that my smile doesn't show teeth, unless I'm vocalizing with like a laugh or something because my bottom lip comes high enough to close the gap. Another weird consequence of this is that when neutral, my bottom lip basically folds down, creating a crease just above my chin. You know how basically everyone has held pencil on their top lip by curling it against their nose? I can do that with my bottom lip and my chin and have to act for it to fall. I can't think of anyone outside my family with as deep a bite as I have. If you see this, and you share this trait, let me know.

[@sagacious03]

Okay video. Thanks for uploading!

[@mr_mews]

How many lemons

[@noelhann5262]

Wait I’ve missed quite a few videos, when did you go into a sensory deprivation tank?

[@LumoBlaze]

Last month! Real good experience, highly recommend

[@DisKorruptd]

6:10 Lumo, look at OP's URL, it's BadJokesByJeff, who posts the best jokes

[@Liggliluff]

username, not URL

[@jilliancrawford7577]

3:26 Sukuna made this post.

[@ispbrotherwolf]

The intelligence on Earth is constant, while humans propagate!

[@FoxMarcello]

I fully believe that God is real, but instead of hating people He pulls the occasional prank on us, like a wholesome omniscient Dad.

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

8:55 _Sigh_ ... Destiny 2.

[@notagoat281]

7:08 Lumo, read the username.

[@pastelpillbug]

8:51 R a i n W o r l d

[@pastelpillbug]

Except instead of 8/10 10/10

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

9:00 Borderlands Pre-Sequel.

[@samuelcrow4701]

8:54 in a year or so when Ive played it to 1000 hours I think destiny 2 will be my answer

[@samuelcrow4701]

other than that there's stellaris, rimworld and starsector but I DO recommend those games

[@bobweasly8272]

OK so as I understand it, if I do alot of drugs, I will see God, but if I do a bit more I can meet them. Sounds good to me!

[@deadfang1]

8:46 vrchat because... well it’s vrchat

[@lechking941]

lumo, if you ever in any state were weed is openly legal get friends with a stoner and just join them on a complete trip or as they often call it zooted and apperintly its a NUTS state of existance. also they start just know shit far above their normal thinking power its kind of strange...

[@kaonee1046]

Ayyyy, fellow PSO2 player

[@Orange_Tree_]

6:53 *sigh* Nobody ever reads urls

[@ghostedkilljoymemelord5340]

HOW MANY LEMONS

[@noahcz3894]

Slerys in sea of thieves

[@Tempestria_Orignia]

8th like, man I was fast o. o Anyways, always glad to watch a good Kalbus video

[@iminyourwalls1563]

lol nice vid

[@thisworldsans]

Why does the audio do a crunch? Why am I hearing your AC? What happened?

[@LumoBlaze]

Thats whack, I'll look into this. You shouldn't be hearing that

[@timbomb374]

My nobody should play 8/10 is warframe. I clocked more hours in that game than any other game. It's fun but frick me is it a grind, if you're gonna play it try to avoid the grind and just play it for the fun.

[@LumoBlaze]

Don't forget, DE makes more content islands than the Wind Waker

[@Rosen_Flight]

Cool

[@wormcake_]

Mmmm donuts

[@breni1518]

Is it just me or is the audio from Lumo crunchy?

[@LumoBlaze]

Something apparently went sideways audio wise and neither of us noticed it. It'll be fixed in two-threeish vids

[@deer1578]

8:55 …. War thunder

[@loganlilland3249]

8:44 Destiny 2

[@PhantaSoba]

5:00

[@noobyboi6324]

37s

[@helltubejackie1086]

wow I'm in here

[@lucasplata540]

7:28 Disagree

[@Tophatpers0n]

Pog

[@Shythalia]

You guys used that thumbnail before already.

[@inofficialplaytester3271]

What's with the mic today

[@Deedoo_r]

22 minutes gang

[@Kafj302]

I am like number 365

[@josieh.8172]

8:46 Tumblr

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

Wait does this mean God is a woman

[@yokyatwo7203]

Comment

[@corywiemken]

This is a comment.

[@emeraldzack910]

Disagree