r/woooosh Best Posts #24

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[@JustinY.]

A quarter of these responses are either from someone who forgot their morning coffee or zoned out of this plane of existance

[@vanntaablackk8043]

Justin Y. Hi

[@arandomteto]

Wow. This is amazing.

[@drakoclears]

Hey justin

[@vanntaablackk8043]

Why was i the first reply

[@mounaia]

Yoooo

[@whizzerbegs]

Anonymous Ghost: Stupidity has a limit me: and you have broken it

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear pc

[@epiczombieslayer4444]

@@AxxLAfriku can you not

[@coffeecreamer7493]

oMg yOu aRe lYiNg sO hArD u R sToOpId yOu dOnT hAvE tWo gIrLfRiEnDs oMg pEoPlE wRiTe aNyThInG tHeSe dAyS

[@explodingegg123]

Potato Cat no that axxl idiot promotes himself on every youtube comment i see

[@Snowstorm...]

@@AxxLAfriku thought it was a joke at first... Now I'm just sad for you

[@geri7355]

Fun fact: Most people who are alive have breathed

[@deeznuts727]

They have!!!

[@Akirex5000]

Wait a second... *Most?*

[@navinsewchunder5246]

Whaaat!

[@penggao7034]

@@Akirex5000 babies who were just born two seconds ago might not have had time to breathe yet

[@geri7355]

@@Akirex5000 Yes they must take a rest from breathing every once and a while

[@Ethern0]

Is it a bird? Is it plane? Nope, it’s the joke.

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Why did it take me so long just to get the joke

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Oh ho ho! Very humorous my friend!

[@Tom-qw4xc]

A plane is not a joke it is a thing that fly in sky dummy

[@SimRacing-fo1uf]

that doesnt make any sense smh my head jokes cant fly so why would you mistake it for a plane smh smh my head 🤦🤦🤦 (joke)

[@Christmasmoose714]

And it went right over your head.

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

There's a typhoon coming. A woooosh here and a woooosh there.

[@TheAtomicT]

You mean and a woooosh woooosh there?

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

Wooooshes everywhere

[@geri7355]

Haha 69 likes go brrrr

[@named746]

woooosh

[@fermataoverawholerestasapun]

whoosh whoosh everywhere

[@SC_FaiL]

*insert sarcasm* *doesnt get sarcasm* *w o o s H*

[@whizzerbegs]

Alexander laugh my off ass duh 🙄

[@brickjam69]

Alexander dont you mean llo?

[@esmed4152]

I would ask who Alexander is but I am assuming that this is joke so now i am gonna pretend that i have known this Alexander figure my whole life

[@That_Isabelle]

I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of my all time favorite subreddits

[@blueblu756]

@Walter Clements you have literally commented that every where

[@randomvids5502]

Isabelle, at least you're not as angry for debt as nook

[@penofwildfire]

"I think I heard a whoosh." -Emmet Brickowski, The LEGO Movie, 2014.

[@tysannjohnson4242]

Hes as dumb as a brick

[@andrewolson5471]

@@tysannjohnson4242 I see what you did there.

[@max782_]

Fun fact: Austrians get really happy if you acknowledge their existence. I have proof cause I got happy

[@dannyman5751]

Australia is upside down they are frowning

[@Wingedkitten345]

Here have some acknowledgement :D

[@chipslord1013]

Swag Dragons no they are not! Are you stupid or something? They are not upside down! They just see the universe upside down and reversed! People these days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (also I’m baiting people to woooosh me I’m doing this on purpose I get the joke and think it’s funny I just want someone to woooosh me lol)

[@dannyman5751]

Stop using 😂😂 emojis you normie

[@chipslord1013]

Swag Dragons bruh I’m using them as I’m acting as someone who’s getting woooooshed

[@gwenstacy7748]

*mrbeast and gio uploads at the same time....* Me:.... A sacrifice must be made...

[@Dangocatzo]

SMALL TREE

[@toiletbread]

you really watch mrbeast 👁

[@sk8terzane818]

dinz ikr

[@gwenstacy7748]

dinz not that much.... I have subbed so I get notified.... (And.... it’s a joke....) 😜

[@thebratwurst]

bullets are not magnetic! me: cool My brain: how many magnets does it take to stop a bullet! thumbnail flash backs

[@RaVIolI_984]

You seem like you are part of the demolitia... Good job.

[@desbugfan8429]

This uploaded at the exact time as a mr beast vid and I chose this.

[@destroylonelylover911]

Me too

[@dechtle_2296]

Yes

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Best choice.

[@oliviaschueck4174]

AHAHAHA FR

[@Cant3003]

Yes

[@JohnMcLoughlin06]

A couple years ago I was playing a game where everyone said “lmao” and I just didn’t know what it meant. I asked the chat and they said what it means. I just thought they were laughing about something else and nobody responded to me, so it took like five messages of me asking “no actually what does it mean” until I understood, and to this day I’m salty whenever I think about it.

[@jcdenton4902]

Hhahahahah

[@devounpag1070]

Is it this: Laugh Makes As Laugh Out

[@IcyLapis]

@@devounpag1070 No it's Ldad Mplease Acome Oback

[@calebcarr4968]

who remembers when he only had like 800k (edit) i was here at around 700k ish i think

[@destroylonelylover911]

Yes

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

That felt like yesterday omg

[@farisosama259]

me

[@Laittth]

Only

[@blade5445]

I've been here since around 900k

[@H0ppz]

HOLD UP TEDtalks isn’t actually some guy called Ted talking to celebrities? I didn’t know that.

[@queenthot1438]

Of course it is. Ted wants to keep his identity hidden so he uses other people and talks through them. He’s actually a lizard person and he needs to keep himself hidden or the government will hunt him down.

[@ishamanchanda4788]

@@queenthot1438 the conspiracy theorist

[@queenthot1438]

Isha Manchanda of course

[@Star_Scoot]

TED is a acronym..

[@queenthot1438]

Star_ Scoot that’s what they want you to think

[@user-rr1mh1kv8f]

Fun Fact of the day:If you rewatch the song "What Does The Fox Say?"Every character is a furry

[@dimwitteddingo]

Including the watcher

[@Arkensius1157]

Furry...excellent pun

[@Gluxess]

*Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.* *Salute*

[@user-uq7gc9wk7i]

Wait TED isn’t a person?! No joke I thought he was a person (OMG I’m so dumb 🤦‍♂️)

[@joekenwood4956]

Me 2 dude i thought ted was a person

[@whizzerbegs]

Same 😩

[@boopremium2959]

I thought it it was ted like the teddy bear

[@mariah.716]

Same

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

Who's Ted?

[@aropoppy]

1:42 can we admire these people’s pfps?

[@vec.lurker]

3:35 GioFilms: 4 in 1 baby , we got em Me: 4 in what

[@vasilijemx]

So I actually thought TEDTalks was just a guy named Ted who did a bunch of talks, and the other people were named Ted too. I am so dumb, but this video has enlightened me.

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

I was like "who tf is ted lmao"

[@jockeyfield1954]

as a child, i actually believed that all your force and movement will just stop instantly if you jump off a moving object

[@livinginjoy]

Me: *searches silverfish* *sees a picture of silverfish irl* Me: Wait, so silverfish isn't made of blocks.

[@named746]

yes

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Of course they aren't are you stupid those things are from Minecraft this is real life!!!!!

[@livinginjoy]

@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 You made this comment on purpose, did you?

[@kidsz3354]

@@livinginjoy no it exist its in real life !!!!!!!!

[@Jaketendo]

Don’t worry, Gio. I paused the video to give you a break. You deserve it, buddy.

[@babyyoda9407]

5:38 ????? But she ISN’T wearing a mask??? I don’t get the joke honestly

[@penggao7034]

bUt shE iS weaRiNg a mAsk thOuGh

[@pomelo9262]

@Shema White she isn't wearing a mask so your woooosh doesn't work

[@myg7051]

Yeah i dont see a mask

[@myg7051]

Shema white ive been waiting to woooosh someone

[@joekenwood4956]

Yeah i dont get it why such post is a woosh post it just happens to everyone you dont wear a mask you get kicked out

[@one-ov7kw]

4:05 don’t you know it’s rude to ask for men’s ages

[@thatunknownfella]

2:00 his corpse could have hit enter due to physics

[@grayishhare]

5:37 OP got whooshed

[@ConcernCEO]

Petition for Gio to do an r/wooosh week.

[@PAPAILEBRON165]

No.

[@ProZombieVeteran]

naa, let's do a petition for a r/woooosh week instead.

[@carteradams43]

2:46 sounds like something an Australian would say... oh wait

[@feef1699]

i’m disappointed that he cut off the ending of the last one, someone replies with “i will not let ted hide behind these lies anymore”

[@Blueskies2513]

3:13 that doesn't mean those kids aren't still friends

[@average.possum.enjoyer]

Seriously he actually died this is a serious situa

[@cessposter]

O

[@Xeno574]

Oh n

[@akurai-v-4129]

h

[@kallie3330]

7:56 No I'd go back for my phone, ask where it is and then realize that it was in my hand the whole time. 😂😅

[@theemeraldfox2036]

🎵”Some things never change, like Giofilm’s intro song”🎵

[@sweeblswobbl]

emeraldwolf1 YT some things never change, like me WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE GOD DAMN INTRO SONG IS

[@fabriciorodrigues9989]

@@sweeblswobbl How the hell do you not know That It's The Wii Shop Music

[@sweeblswobbl]

Well, maybe because I don’t have a wii

[@fabriciorodrigues9989]

@@sweeblswobbl Fair Enough. But It existed for almost a decade now

[@Moshugaani]

5:34 You got double-wooooshed!

[@justaspectator9762]

5:18 this reply was clearly a joke too?

[@tutong9414]

2:19 Hey, atleast he was a good sport about being on wooosh

[@Tom-qw4xc]

0:07 hahaha me and my sister fart at night time then my mom came in and said ewwwwwwwwww🤢🤢🤢

[@Tom-qw4xc]

Ewwww

[@Tom-qw4xc]

You nasty

[@calebcitystudent1306]

Idiot

[@red.1227]

Smartest person in the world

[@SNESpaghetti]

Wow you got the whole squad laughing

[@fluffystuff500]

1:01 Yeah but that's definitely BTS behind him though.

[@Chiken1]

8:45 👁👄👁 i actually thought it was named after a guy named te..............

[@Chiken1]

like he died or something idk?

[@pokemaster8989]

This made me laugh today! And for that I thank you

[@MaxTechStudios]

I paused the vid so Gio could take a break

[@luxeong]

?

[@luxeong]

r/ihadastroke....kinda

[@tysannjohnson4242]

The hero we didnt know we needed

[@Red_Skyy]

4:45 That guy just bought himself a one way ticket to losertown

[@elorangutanfantastico2645]

1:10 my bro tried this and he woke up

[@Borededer]

I’m dumb, I though TED talks was a guy named Ted saying smart stuff.

[@Borededer]

Dang it I said though instead of thought

[@sneaky_kestrel]

Everyone: FiRsT Me: Last. MUAHAHAHA

[@Jad.alawieh]

Ok zoomer

[@bearflare20]

ok boo-

[@kaiden10106]

@@bearflare20 i am the cringe police, get in the car 🚔

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

1:18 I think it's safer when you press Z to somersault when you're close enough to the ground.

[@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time]

Flip flap swooooosh what the noise? You being wooooshed

[@futuretells8760]

r/woooosh is basically when someone does not get a joke (and when it flies over there head)

[@navinsewchunder5246]

4:04 elon is actually like 50, not even joking

[@myg7051]

Wait so bille elish is 20

[@mrrobertthomas3903]

ugH i hate people like you!!! he's so obviously 70 go check your facts honey

[@LunizIsGlacey]

oh no. The timestamp is 404.

[@primepogba2264]

@@mrrobertthomas3903 No he isnt check ur facts

[@Zsd1000]

0:38 Gio: says 500 million Me: reads it and it says 50 million

[@somuchpanicyetnodisco]

6:31 IT HAD TO BE A GACHA KID

[@Cwak]

Alternate title:Idiots have a .50% chance of calling people idiots.

[@klawsome8596]

damn im early without having notifications

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

Cool

[@gold571]

You need iyhabshc

[@salty3648]

Ok about the one with the magnet on the hat to attract the bullets: Even if bullets weren't lead, the impact of the bullet being attracted to the magnets would hurt the person with the hat more than if the person got shot.

[@brandonstevens7]

I paused this video halfway to give gio’s voice a break

[@fiklego_pl]

Great job

[@LunizIsGlacey]

iDOT tHART DoeSnT GVIRE thE yUoTbURE a bRAYK

[@lindsyreed5162]

5:54 its the guy from fortnite

[@jeYdux]

I hate when people have bad spellling in there memes.

[@willfire2096]

Yea I alsa hate it when people don’t spelll right

[@heisenberg5643]

@@willfire2096 sayme

[@katelynvcm6185]

Chicken Nugget yes me to

[@katelynvcm6185]

Chicken Nugget i hat when people don’t spell right

[@RedPanda5442]

I hate it peeple do it to, like there can't write

[@yeonjuns_toes4567]

0:53 as an BTS Army I can confirm that did happen

[@lillyshooby4083]

Hey How are ya'll You alive? Good

[@dimwitteddingo]

Why is it good that I said I'm not alive, I'm calling my mommy on you

[@lillyshooby4083]

@@dimwitteddingo lol. I didn't expect it to be dark! 😶 I thought you were gonna say you were alive 🤣

[@forgodsaj1874]

7:11 wait... GREENLEGOCATS

[@bananaboi9644]

When you are so early you don't know what to type so you just type this Edit: u know that hahaha u haha when u hahaha

[@im_ya_fatha9477]

no

[@Jad.alawieh]

No.

[@solaire67]

Yes.

[@theeraofb1]

no

[@im_ya_fatha9477]

no

[@cheesecakereligion22]

Ok but I didn’t actually know what TED stood for 😂

[@nicholasberry8456]

8:10 i knew i’d be famous one day

[@TheKenster]

Dumbo

[@emmaberry3456]

Dumbo

[@EyeballAnimations]

Dumbo

[@esmed4152]

Dumbo- Idk what else to say

[@rleproductions2834]

Dumbo

[@kardensel98k]

3:02 damn i didnt know that

[@orangeapplesauce1132]

To the unsuspecting reader, and to all of your family, I hope you have the best day ever! *Sending Virtual Happiness*

[@The_Tenmas_have_my_soul]

OrangeApplesauce Same!

[@apocadood2099]

Bot

[@Eray2007]

Bot or not he doesn't care he wants subs

[@Eray2007]

@Generic KZbinr u

[@Indoraptoad]

OrangeApplesauce you too!

[@paradoxyphantom3194]

This channel and Reddit are getting so much better every video.

[@Mono-wr4tc]

second i guess xd u wont see this anyway

[@SNESpaghetti]

Lies

[@goose3941]

Oh I did see it ;)

[@gluedthetree1272]

Yeah I didn't see this

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

I cant see anything, this is just a blank comment 🤔😲😲😲😲

[@ericdevdan3156]

1:23 i wish i knew that earlier

[@kaworuuluv]

POV: you’re not first

[@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD]

POV: I apparently dont care

[@luvondarox]

8:35 Didn't they make a gibberish song together though? I remember listening to it back in the day.

[@Eggtrocious]

I paused the video so geo can have a break 😌

[@Irish_Mann]

Don't need to, he took a three year break

[@cree6594]

0:45 well guess what bucko you just fucking broke it

[@hellothereme5719]

E.

[@ok-mt7tv]

0:50 I remember seeing those comments on a video lol

[@alfiethelalafox5855]

1st Yeah gotta say it, everyone else does it :3

[@SNESpaghetti]

But who cares :/

[@SetrosBiggestGlazer]

Get the holly hand grenade, we got a fucking furry here

[@orangeapplesauce1132]

Just gotta day, I got here when it said 3 seconds ago. But that doesn’t matter, have a good day!

[@neuronindustrial]

Your second, but close

[@SNESpaghetti]

@@SetrosBiggestGlazer you are legally allowed to swear

[@plubbo7976]

“Inshulated” -Gio, 2020

[@KingofHades208]

The hacking text conversation was fucking amazing

[@MuhammadIlhamuodd254512]

No one : Commenters who sees that someone didn't get the joke : r/woosh

[@snow5064]

I've noticed a pretty weird thing. People who get wooshed always add an awkward smiling emoji

[@ericdevdan3156]

1:47 finaly, an ublifting news

[@pinkishpenguin4489]

It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop

[@talaniz3784]

Idk what I was expecting when it said roast to use in a fight when he said doodoohead I choked on my pickle

[@tingcraft3920]

4:42 Oooooooo epic roast by Gio

[@GomiGames]

5:13 wait, why was this posted in r/whoosh if it's only an image of a woman not wearing a mask?

[@GomiGames]

Wanna know something...

[@GomiGames]

Yes?

[@GomiGames]

Sometimes I replay to my own comment when I'm lonely, nice comment though

[@GomiGames]

Thanks!

[@beaniefroog7876]

Fun fact... I'm so tired I just thanked my printer for printing my homework...

[@joekenwood4956]

Who could've known this was his last woosh video dang time flies

[@kedevy]

2:35 Austria sucks because that's where True the Queen is from.

[@IluvTama]

I called a bully "doo Doo butter" And he immediately have a mental breakdown

[@paired]

1:09 yes I did this it was safe.

[@esmed4152]

Wait is your profile pic jared from gio's madlads vid

[@geologicalgeologist]

Is it weird I thought TEDtalks was a man called Ted talking about his life so far?

[@roastingpotatoes6022]

Whenever someone gets wooshed by an Onion post, we should say they got ‘chopped’ by the onion

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

6:43 wait i think ive seen this tweet before- I HAVE LOL EVERYONE WAS GETTING SO MAD AT THE MINECRAFT JOKES IN THAT COMMENT SECTION IM SO GLAD IT GOT ON REDDIT

[@HoloSohma]

Aww hun insulated is such a struggle

[@DivinityAureole]

3:00 even if they were magnetic.. it still would be able to pull it away lol

[@redacted9142]

bruh the thumbnail got me dead i couldnt stop laughing

[@mikethemailfin5908]

7:33 even more points if the comeback and look for it

[@mikethemailfin5908]

@Walter Clements holy shit! 12 years ago!?

[@christsdisciple3105]

Just gonna say that, on that jumping from a building with a chair, it can help break the fall and, depending on the height you jump from(and then jump from the chair) you could potentially survive. Increase chances if you roll when you land. Not saying this will save you if you jump from a burning building. But, it does increase chances. Just like jumping from 2 miles and landing in snow. Or crashing through tree branches.(both have happened)

[@lebollsong]

1:10 gio didn’t realise that there was a dead meme face.