LIGHTLY SALTED CS:GO

All hail the Magic Craunch
ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
► Big Gav: steamcommunity...
► Blue: / plaugefauther
► JC The Caster: / jcthecaster
► CallMeCarson: / callmecarson
► McNasty: / mcnastyofficial
► Zuckles: / zuckleshd
► iNoToRiOuS: / inotoriousca
► Fitz: / fitz
ʟɪɴᴋs:
► Twitter: / raccooneggs
► Discord: / discord
► Twitch: / racclive
► Podcast: / solitaireyconfinement
► Steam: steamcommunity....
► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
Intro Song | If XXXTENTACION was a white girl
Background Song | outdoors - tired

[@JCtheCaster]

THE MAGIC CONCH HAS SPOKEN

[@Agentepic25]

*THE MAGIC CLOOCH*

[@AtomykAU]

TEH MEGUG CLONCK

[@bobbilly867]

The magic craunch

[@keithcopeland9932]

"And make sure to yell "subscribe to RaccoonEggs" while you climax"

[@CallMeCarson]

don't

[@ferniebobo141]

“I will unplug the WiFi router!”

[@slasher_1005]

FERNIEBOBO my worst nightmare

[@lita_the_midget8529]

"Ur MaD bEcAuSe I hAve A bIgGeR pEe PeE tHaN U"

[@preslavarsov6501]

Yes we watched it too...

[@alessandramccalep2934]

1k like

[@viyzo1183]

I WILL SPEND ALL YOUR V-BUCKS

[@patback01]

Raccooneggs: exists Everybody in the lobby: hahahaxd🤣🤣🤣

[@JordanTheObserver]

Rightfully so

[@garristhemont1586]

Yep

[@jacksonpegram5153]

thou hast spoken a truth

[@DylantskiAwesomeness]

Nobody: J.K.Rowling: Just told be dog her parents are gay!

[@Gyungin22]

Faaaaaaaaaaax

[@rustykid1285]

Legend has it to this day he’s still thinking about racc question

[@iGxmmx]

The man still stays awake thinking about it

[@rustykid1285]

iGxmmx facts

[@kaitlynhankey6527]

K honestly, why did he stop posting?

[@rustykid1285]

Kaitlyn Hankey he is not in a good place so he has to get gud

[@bundeswehrf-4fearlyphantom510]

Wdym Not In A Good Place.?

[@saintpoli6800]

“I will become your stepdad” *_Next level plays_*

[@WantedJosh-kd1ln]

*you’re*

[@Aidan5f]

Wanted Josh9668 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYfCfp2GetBoaLc

[@saintpoli6800]

Wanted Josh9668 No, it’s “your” say “you are” and tell me that makes sense...

[@andrew0319]

1:54 “I think you put fish in fishtanks...” “No you put Tanks in fishtanks...” “No you put tanks in tank tanks...”

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

Andrew :0 no you put tank tanks in tank tank tanks

[@jacklebergshecklestein9359]

Conner Holmes no you put tank tank tank tanks in tank tank tank tank tanks

[@blackieechan6215]

It’s gonna be one THOSE sessions huh?

[@chad9908]

Yes I watched the video but thank you for the clarification

[@tallguy8719]

Actually, you put tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tanks in tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tanks. (the more I wrote "tank" the more it sounded like a sound effect that would be used for a comic book)

[@Lexi-iq5uz]

4:22 I came back to this video just to say you should play with this guy. I wanna know if he's like actually funny cuz he seems like he has potential.

[@decan7073]

He seems like kind of a jackass

[@timothyadams6507]

@@decan7073 exactly

[@dinero4878]

Sounds like hea desprete for kid abusing

[@Lexi-iq5uz]

People lose their shit when they're frustrated so ofc he's gonna seem like an asshole but to me it's funny and I'd love to hear how he actually is when he isn't mad😂

[@iReppoGames]

Hes genuinely hilarious it kinda reminds me of Swagger when he starts shouting random gibberish. I wonder if he has a channel

[@typhoid1578]

When the guy was yelling at the kid about being his step dad did anyone else hear the kid say “my dads dead” in a happy voice. 4:49

[@glonkd]

aw thats really sad :(

[@TheChunkyPanda420]

Mine is too ✌️

[@albadude1922]

Kiddoh a balla

[@ethanb1578]

There's a special ed kid at my school named Caleb. Ironic...

[@Michael_Orestia]

Same

[@kiure7771]

That’s not what irony is

[@Michael_Orestia]

@@kiure7771 it kind lf is tho Mr. English teacher. Because he is referencing a kid named Caleb at his school and they are mentioning Caleb in the video. He knows someone named Caleb and he reminded him of Caleb.

[@kaye5727]

Ethan B MY NAME IS CALEB

[@fixedislive8773]

My name is Caleb

[@itskingjobi]

*THE KING OF RACCOONS HAS AWOKEN AGAIN*

[@liltrashbag9793]

Charles Akujobi JR YEE YEE YEE YEE

[@lennrd]

HAS AWAKEN I HATE BEING A GRAMMAR NAZI BUT ITS AWOKEN

[@itskingjobi]

Calm ur tits man....😕

[@xxpeacekeeperrxx8615]

Hes awoken again. Cheers :))

[@Tracky_Boi_CHS]

@@xxpeacekeeperrxx8615 King has awoken

[@TikOLoRd]

*Each time i watch your videos my future gets brighter*

[@LegionX_]

Let's be real here. Every video = -5 IQ

[@keithcopeland9932]

really cause mine keeps getting more cancerous

[@cookieman5084]

^ this guy is going places

[@l0n3ly]

TikO LoRd you mean darker...

[@jadedkane5049]

each time i watch his video's i get erect

[@vague3386]

“What did the cow say to the beaver”? “What?” “NICE DAM” *wheeze*

[@shanelivingston4231]

TSHMSilkZ i dont get it

[@hellokitty-he9dv]

Shane Livingston me either /:

[@dizzydaisy909]

@@hellokitty-he9dv beavers make dams

[@liavmalka7689]

So what is up with the cow?

[@vague3386]

i didn’t write this lmao i got hacked or something.

[@XavierConciousness]

*orange*

[@meganjones8828]

XxtraYT shut the fuck up purple i don’t know who took a shit in your cereal but calm down

[@thegodfather376]

Megan jones *take a breather

[@Gnomiestonie]

XxtraYT *red*

[@mariaarevalo8817]

*orange

[@alphamale9714]

Xxtra literally as I read this comment the guy said öräñgē

[@tiffanymone8033]

4:19 - 4:57 😭😭😭I literally have laryngitis and I’m wheezing “A peanut butter bean is just a peanut”😭😭😭

[@walkerlennon4345]

Does it even say that?

[@cherryblssom1026]

"U mad because my pepe is bigger than yours" Robert mnacnamara

[@samueleromano9701]

I didn't get the joke...english is not my first language 😅

[@katchereye]

OMG IM LITERALLY LAUGHING AND PISSING MYSELF AND SHITTING AND CONVULSING AND CUMMING ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN DESPITE BEING ONLY MODERATELY FUNNY WITH THE WHOLE VIDEO HAVING FUNNIER SECTIONS LOLOLOLOLOLOL I AM DECEASED😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@alexandralittle3915]

Grant Yoches grant... who shit in your cereal Today? Calm down

[@milk11percent]

Racooneggs. Here is a joke for you to say to the others. Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A: The wheelchair.

[@sophieann1676]

Iwillgame12 that’s a basic jokeee. Why do they called the short bus the produce bus? Because it’s full of vegetables

[@milk11percent]

Sophie Ann nice one

[@Nezuk0._]

Sophie Ann No

[@dufffy159]

This is why I love going through the comments

[@milk11percent]

What is the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer...

[@WackyTheWise]

Squeakers playing CS: **exist** Literally anyone that’s hit puberty playing CS: “you’re existence disgusts me”

[@beetlecacketv4167]

That’s very true

[@savagewubbzy8349]

Bruh y’all should play with that guy yelling at the kid at 4:22 😂😂

[@PoeCete]

Savage Wubbzy I WILL UNPLUG THE Wi-Fi ROUTER

[@szechuansauce7233]

I WILL BECOME YOUR STEPDAD

[@madisuttle2250]

anyone know his name

[@PoeCete]

madi suttle TheMuschiMaster

[@sopheahavalo6041]

deadass they should lmfao

[@GoggleMayhem464]

I DROPPED EVERYTHING TO WATCH THIS FAST

[@4lm0ndz]

George Hoctor same

[@dzamburger]

WHO CAN RELATE?

[@rhyspatrykus7996]

me too

[@sandoval_dv7721]

Same

[@Graves_117]

me too

[@kamirkaze]

Finally an upload from racc

[@SWIFTNUM]

GoLuckyz what about you

[@nolanfn8884]

Who else is going back and watching old racc videos?

[@tobinwinfieldiii3676]

Pyru Nolan yee yee brother

[@mapleranger420]

It is July 2020 my dude

[@commonchris6077]

2020

[@RJAwesomeCat7]

All racc videos are old.

[@Sage-hv5bj]

me

[@darksamich1173]

The laugh at 0:16 is so beautiful

[@Nezuk0._]

SpookedTiger P*WHEEEEZE* AH

[@walkero6804]

Jc racc you tripped on a lego Racc *inhales and rubs hands* He ended that mans whole career

[@latened7355]

the first callmecarson clip aged so well

[@hydraflex1011]

The caunch clip aged like wine

[@starvingwerewolf]

Still holds up all these years later thank you Racc you have made some of my worst days better.

[@Kontio-]

1:06 i can't believe you've done this.

[@Josh0639]

Mc_Nikkelsson M oh shee

[@ZedrowTK]

raccoon's milestone videos are just his normal uploads

[@doctersearch5081]

Zedrow 👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🔥😂🔥💯💯🔥🔥🔥💯💯🌚👌👌👌👌👌💦💦👅👅👅😫😫😫😫🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🤫🤫🤫🤫🔥😂❤️🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚💯💯🔥😂💦😂🔥💯💯🔥😂😂🔥👌👌👌😂💯💯🔥😂💯👌👌😂💯💯👌👌😂👌👌💯👌🍆❤️👌💯👌👌😂☺️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🍬🍬🥧🎂🍿🍵🌰🍙🍦🍪🍯🥛🍷🍷🍷🌝🌝🌝🌞🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚🌚👨🏿‍⚕️🦐🦐🐟🕷🐌🐥

[@doctersearch5081]

Boi

[@dabeast9383]

Zedrow best comment

[@Vanbeazy]

Your belly button is just your original mouth.

[@beckyy855]

Ben Vanbibber that really fucked me up

[@Vanbeazy]

superpenguin77664 Time is just a concept created by man’s desire for order and a routine, thus making every second, minute, hour and day just a figment of your imagination. In turn it also nullifies weeks months days and even years, proving that age is in fact, just a number.

[@jacublaz9254]

What the fuck Ben

[@Vanbeazy]

JacuBlaz 925 am I wrong though? 🤔🤔

[@fullmetaljack1678]

Ben Vanbibber Yep, and jail's just a room

[@kyledenman8979]

4:23 that guy will be an amazing father one day.

[@tybernation]

Your videos are amazing. I can't stop laughing lmao

[@JuliusD]

Whos singing my way in the end tho i want their @ to anything

[@timewarppal6705]

Aristotle [aristotss] I was looking through the comments for it sis

[@SwitcherDell]

Same like anybody that sings a frank Sinatra song I want to know who they are

[@Horus-Lupercal]

ESKETIIIIIT

[@peytonb8652]

Aristotle [aristotss] its -> SKYYLINEGAMING thats his youtube name he has an upload of him singing the exact song

[@peytonb8652]

Time warp Pal its SKYYLINEGAMING

[@GingeyRe]

I will unplug the wi-fi router

[@anthonys5124]

Art or will you?

[@chargingbull4478]

“Is call me Carson a better KZbin than raccoon eggs” “are you out of your mind?” Didn’t age well

[@poursoftheearth]

too soon

[@samael.46xd26]

Shut up kid

[@iwillflo]

@@samael.46xd26 lol

[@BigCheeseIsReal]

what do you mean it didn't age well?

[@sansthepunmaster2707]

@@BigCheeseIsReal carson had a lot of drama go on with him, though i cant recall anything specific

[@Name-pd5up]

What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? *The table* *ThAtS a KnEe SlApPeR*

[@rendem9539]

It's the wheel chair

[@alissaharris37]

🚪💥 ITS THE COMEDY POLICE, THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!

[@kronos459]

Orange

[@wolfofthesky7353]

@@rendem9539 dude... Thank you.

[@alexisg3443]

I’ve been laughing at this for 8 MINUTES 💀💀

[@donwade_]

Frank Sinatra at the end 👌🏿

[@darls2425]

Don Wade gaming do u know who the cover was by?

[@bobnavonvictorsteyn9017]

It was amazing, but that one guy with the soundboard disrespecting

[@demonwolf348]

Bobna Von Victorsteyn You are one of those people that can't take a joke and cry like a little bitch when you don't get your way Who gives a fuck? It doesn't affect you, Its not like he was playing the song of death on repeat

[@drama4838]

@@demonwolf348 holy fucking shit calm down

[@Aidan5f]

demon wolf34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYfCfp2GetBoaLc

[@QueenGreed]

3:24 *That guy sounds like fix it Felix jr*

[@MilkDrinker218]

That dude absolutely going off on kiddoh will never cease to amaze me, I use some of his lines to this day

[@herptemderps5679]

AN UPLOAD!?!??!?!?!?!??

[@ddotkaan]

DAOLPU NA??!?!

[@lilstd9196]

NANI?!

[@nathanb8158]

U know he has a life too

[@gryllus.]

CONGRATS ON 500K

[@ZanDaMan_]

Ffs I still can’t look at “B I G G A V” without thinking “B I G G A Y”

[@randomvids5225]

ZanDaMan wait, did that not say big gay?

[@monaca9639]

B I G G A Y D A N C E

[@BreezyInterwebs]

You’re telling me that doesn’t say Big Gay

[@hylianknight4576]

wait that didn't say big gay?

[@ziggyz8345]

i had a good friend in middle school named caleb, really nice and smart guy, i havent spoken to him since then and i didnt really talk to him all that much, i knew him thru other friends

[@abigailroy6424]

6:14 I would like to point out that in this moment in time, racc has the name “eridanampora” and honestly I’ve never been so proud yet also disgusted of him

[@zbvckl2990]

Miles Edgelord I dont get it

[@abigailroy6424]

YER BOI Eridan Ampora is a character from Homestuck

[@DuckieLegs]

Right? It's making me relive my homestuck days, which I both miss and despise.

[@user-xj3qj5mz5g]

I'm having 2014/15 flashbacks

[@Quirksvil]

lol dude ive been a homestuck since 2010 fml

[@jaydenjackson2807]

“Idk who shit in your cereal” 🤣

[@tomurashigaraki7031]

😂😂😂

[@zapple8286]

You made my yesterday's tomorrow's morning

[@mentalerror69]

Zapple it took me exactly 48 seconds to figure it out

[@milk-jg1ce]

there is no tomorrow and yesterday is already gone. It is always today and never has been tomorrow. It will never be yesterday. It will never be tomorrow.

[@zapple8286]

Wolfie Ships that's why I started with yesterday not tomarrow.

[@milk-jg1ce]

Zapple that's why I said that

[@zapple8286]

Wolfie Ships your nit worth my time bye

[@umbrachris2455]

1:10 The way he's laughing gets me every time

[@aidenmartindale2146]

3:24 I FOUND IT I FOUND IT ITS MY FAVORITE LINE

[@Blankishish]

Thank you Racc for making the best video's I've had the pleasure of seeing, and it doesn't matter how many times I see them they always make me laugh and smile. Thank you for being you

[@Bred_bin]

You should put that on a T-Shirt "All hail the magic craunch"

[@ichigosamekagji213]

"If you think about it, a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels." I then proceed to lose my shit as my mind fucking implodes to this new knowledge and I become instantly high XD

[@trstn6373]

2 days has turned into 5 years, i miss the old days.

[@MRTuning704]

Orange 🍊

[@demonetizedlemon105]

M&R Tuning why the fuck did people like this?

[@skull_boy1685]

When he said “ITS NINE O CLOCK” it was legit 21:00 lmao

[@Aiko_63194]

Same lol

[@kthulhu9352]

When you get stage four cancer doctors be like: here’s your C4

[@Amersfoorter]

Racc is bacc

[@_J4vy]

Floris untill next time folks 1 month later

[@5noopster]

And is also very thacc

[@TheRealOfficialJack]

If a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels Is a quad bike just 2 motorbikes stuck together?!?!!

[@LoganMartini]

Jack Martin did you seriously just call it a quad bike

[@giorgospapalazarou2833]

Then a unicycle is just half a motorbike

[@Civilliam]

Jack Martin yo

[@TheRealOfficialJack]

George Pap Oh shoot! You’re right!

[@coal501st3]

my name is caleb and this isn't a rant but that is the complete opposite of me but describes my brother completely. I mean broken condoms right🙏

[@jamesyates4836]

Oof

[@calebpelton9710]

Coal 501st ...

[@falloutgaming7184]

Coal 501st my names caleb too man sad boy hours

[@Grim_sights]

Call him a condom popper

[@itzegg333]

7:50 - heart stop type beat

[@cosmic_sailor]

Congrats on 500K!

[@epsile558]

I want more of that end singing.

[@apple3217]

Honestly his voice is angelic

[@GeekStarSix]

I want more uplaods

[@justjaysus9501]

The way that kid said his sentence at 0:10 "WhAt dId YoU jUsT dO tO mE?!"

[@justins8634]

The beginning of this one makes me laugh every time, he's so bewildered lmao

[@-_-arson9304]

0:53 rip xxx

[@ianbeck4437]

Eat dat pussey 554 what song was it

[@clintbeastwood3620]

Ian Beck rip roach

[@scottbentley7920]

it's eat that pussy 445 not 554

[@skidrowplaysblitz8299]

Xxxtentacion and ski mask the slump god- rip roach

[@goodmorning2297]

Ian Beck R.I.P. roach

[@onehundredthousandbees]

" I guess a peanut butter bean is just a peanut." RaccoonEggs 2018 blew my fucking mind

[@Michael-px4oj]

Racc has *AWOKEN*

[@RinaldMcDinald]

The cover of my way at the end is so good

[@littleplant_]

7:49 LOL

[@illuwu]

0:20 He shot him through his YuGiOh card

[@qualitypanda]

Wow raccoon you've really grown I've been here since 10k subs keep up the good work

[@mexicanhatcat6378]

The peanut butter been got me off gard

[@poncho_.]

Your channel is one of the only ones that make me laugh legit i love yall so much (no homo twatwaffle)

[@r2-d259]

4:30 sounds like mrtlexify 😂☠️

[@slinic1262]

My cousin just showed me your videos and I'm so glad he told me about your channel. I'm definitely subscribing 😄❤️

[@EthanAldridge]

IPVG Leap same, wanna help each other out?

[@pecador_tor]

Ethan Aldridge nah I'm good

[@flamen6316]

Slinic that's a good cousin

[@hrukuive5124]

It's a trap don't trust it guys

[@big_boris]

guys guys, girls don't exist :v

[@stormbloo7056]

It’s like your on a plane playing csgo on your laptop, then your headphones come unplugged and the CS says “THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED” 😂😂

[@igneouspine3218]

5:54 trying to start an engine be like

[@gibbofisher4146]

Still peak content almost 4 years later

[@Sleth23]

Watching these videos gives me the sensation of pulling your skin off after a nice sunburn but the feeling never stops

[@taboonandris9547]

his laugh is so contagious just like Carson

[@livimckenna174]

7:25 that’s green🤣🤣🤣 btw I just found ur channel and I’m subscribing bc u and ur friends are hilarious🤣🤣

[@twinuzis8406]

Return of God

[@joehaynes6647]

When Gavin says idk who shit in your cereal this morning man idk why i laughed so hard at that

[@hellfire2050]

1:17 skydoesminecraft LAUGH 😂

[@SlyHikari03]

Fr

[@matthewGrass007]

Yo Racc, ik this is a old vid, but THEY MADE PEANUT BUTTER BEANS!

[@lesmousai]

When your name is actually Caleb 😂, ffs Racoon chill lol

[@cynicalefy]

Caleb Kubaluka lol sameee

[@katbliss5456]

I was crying my eyes before I watched this video, it brightened my day. Let it brighten yours

[@thegrilledpopsicle5439]

My name is legitimately Caleb, and I’m laughing my ass off right now.

[@vampire___]

racc makes a joke.. *few secs later* *Laughing Crowd*

[@punkhua9984]

1:07 when you’re S.A.T score is crap

[@edwardzhou226]

imagine ur toddler waking up to watching this. i would be proud

[@rhyspounder9199]

When the hell did you go from 5k subs to 600k !!!!!

[@damienrose1221]

Ifunny 3 months ago

[@solanah9325]

Damien Rose what's his ifunny channel name

[@damienrose1221]

He doesn't have a channel some1 just posted and said it was raccoon eggs in the top comments

[@SaintLucky828]

If you think about it a birth certificate is just a baby recite

[@walker5760]

I have finally found someone to replace leafyishere

[@boxedhead1325]

Leafy is unreplaceable.

[@Hayleyified]

I love how this entire video is just all the rage coming from one color "Purple"

[@pane4249]

The guy playing the ukulele at the end sounded really nice actually. any idea what he was playing?

[@brittonb4]

SKYYLINEGAMING congrats man

[@pane4249]

SKYYLINEGAMING dude, awesome, i loved it. i play uke myself and i wanna play that song.

[@garfunkelblack3077]

SKYYLINEGAMING you should make a video of you singing it because it is really good.

[@inkribbonss_9737]

SKYYLINEGAMING tHANK GOD I FOUND YOU, YOU SOUNDED SO AMAZING DUDE

[@garfunkelblack3077]

SKYYLINEGAMING thank you

[@markymark3922]

*are you out of your mind*

[@Cloroxbleach-xo7st]

This was a good one

[@opinfine4569]

Clorox bleach are you a bot programmed to leave a comment on every KZbin video?

[@Cloroxbleach-xo7st]

Opinfine456 no fuck off im my own person how dare you assume I’m some *BOT* fuck off man

[@nicholairunnels6895]

Opinfine456 get rek'd

[@nicholairunnels6895]

Opinfine456 damn mr sensative over here

[@opinfine4569]

Nicholai Runnels fuck you too

[@theotakutherapist1094]

"If you think about it dude, a tricycle is just a unicycle with training wheels" -word of the day 😂👌 (Word of the day??)

[@brandonburke5102]

Is anyone else still coming back to this video?

[@zanthom5678]

Intro song is rip roach if anyone was wondering :)

[@asherville]

the ukulele was so nice while it lasted.

[@neborax_6480]

fangirling_pleb when you're going to be big but 6ix9ine comes and ruins it

[@lucky6099]

I miss you racc.. you inspired me and changed my life for the better. You were my father when I was in a dark place. I understand why you can't be on much and I hope you stay well. Thank you for giving me the childhood that I can cry from happiness looking back on it.

[@FG-pl3pn]

8:33 I love the way they sing and play "my way" by frank Sinatra. "I WILL BECOME YOUR STEPDAD"😂😂😂😂