Tim and Eric on Blood into Wine

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This is a compilation of the 5 Tim and Eric segments in the 2010 film Blood Into Wine. Credit to janglin66 on Myspleen for the original encode.

[@ineffablesplendor4172]

"The blood of Christ is essentially wine... who are you to put that in a bottle?"

[@hairbiopi1240]

Ineffable Splendor Maynard completely shut off at that point😂😂😂😂

[@andyh027]

It's a fair question!!!

[@moonsofix]

"Bloodachrist"

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

Ineffable Splendor I've been watching this clip for years now and it still makes me laugh. Hard. The first time I was crying and couldn't breathe watching it around 3 am. Good times.

[@unreal_taxi]

The conviction in Tim’s voice.

[@tylerhowell1009]

"How do you sleep at night knowin you make this trash?"

[@BlixTheGoblin]

i loled when i heard that

[@JBades6310]

my nightmare is if tim and eric hated me

[@iainclark8695]

Jeremy Bader Don't cry my Chippy. Tim and Eric will always love you.

[@JBades6310]

I hope so! Iain Clark they'd tear me to shreds if they didn't like me

[@luciferjones8103]

Jeremy Bader You look like a man I could be a best friend with.

[@ooDirtyMickoo]

Jeremy Bader just dont quote their show. During any public appearance, half their fanbase thinks it's funny/appealing to scream random shit from awesome show free of context. it's so cringy and gross. you'll also see people do the same thing in the comments.

[@luciferjones8103]

ooDirtyMickoo Me me I'm a Tan Man.

[@trustfire]

hundreds of wine available.

[@Prodigysportsman]

this is like between two ferns on steroids

[@cousinsbrand6850]

I think Galifinakous owes these two some Royalties.

[@achilles1541]

they stole idea from this

[@zemzembamzem]

Cousins Brand "Uploaded April 15, 2011"

[@Goctagon]

mahasona DMX You do know Tim and Eric worked on that with Zack right? They all work together. nothing is stolen.

[@achilles1541]

Goctagon Good to know

[@jlieto644]

4:13 "I would not know, sir, because I also have never drinken piss."

[@Ataraxian666]

I came here hoping for an interview with Keanu Reeves. Why the hell isn't Keanu here?

[@waffleless]

Good ol' Can o' Reeves.

[@aakkoin]

I know, not a fan of the wine and tools, but keanu reeves and the matrix with neo, that's an interesting thing, 5 bags of popcorn

[@herzeliedstein573]

Neo was probably driving a bus to travel back in time with Socrates

[@Toosii2times]

_He wants to open the wine so much... he’s probably an alc-_ _He probably has a problem with alcohol_

[@FeRReTNS]

12 years later and this bit still makes me laugh.

[@MV12267]

I tuned in because I'm a speed freak.

[@iSuperdupaloveweed]

Maynards stoic nature works so well with tim and Eric's comedy. It makes how uncomfortable the whole interview is so much more noticable

[@wymcoupe9335]

And to actually get Maynard to burst out in actual laughter and break character a few times is no easy feat.

[@davidmock7592]

My initially thought when I saw this interview was how most just can't play along with Maynard's intesne dry sense of humor, but Tim and Eric literally perfect for him.

[@elirhoades9418]

@@davidmock7592 I feel like if Maynard wasn't a singer but instead focused his energies on being a comedian, he would've ended up being someone like Tim Heidecker.

[@MV12267]

I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn and a hobbit hug.

[@kirbsyde8965]

Thanks for explaining that Captain OBVIOUS!

[@Stbuster31]

It's insulting to watch Maynard disrespect this program when they are the ones to go out on limb and risk tarnishing their reputation

[@TheCyprusX]

It's insulting that you don't understand how DM R is using the exact same humor that T&E are using in this very video.

[@ninakore]

DM R imma go out on a limb here and suppose that mjk and Tim and Eric are fans of each other. Mjk doesn't exactly go out of his way to be interviewed often, but he's a huge comedy fan.

[@Stbuster31]

Flerp

[@travisbickle2401]

Jason Dubya-DEEZNUTS I have no faith, but I hope you're joking.

[@stellarfirefighter5318]

I agree, he wouldn’t even answer their questions! And then, to seduce them into drinking his toxic juice! He should be ashamed.

[@GeekTherapyRadio]

"Now tell me about the audacity that exists in your mind and in the mind of your friends where you would think that someone would want to see a documentary about you and the process that you undergo to make this poison." "It's filth really..."

[@msjgthompson]

"Does it hurt?" Genius. Of course he was in on it, and his delivery was spot on.

[@phibeslives4048]

Maynard's aged... like a fine wine. He still looks thirty.

[@stacybarfield6778]

He looks better than ever

[@xazrael]

I'm a Speed freak.

[@thomasdupont7186]

Tim: The blood of christ.... is essentially wine... Tool guy : Correct

[@rushnerd]

This is perfection.

[@thatpart]

Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ Shouts on the wrestling compilations. So good to see you here!

[@rushnerd]

Thanks!

[@finnthehu200]

That is a fact.

[@spiderprint]

Main Man Keenan

[@simiacanis1283]

I''m amazed at how well everyone from Maynard to Jeff Goldblum can play off Tim & Eric's brutal deadpan humor. It's almost performance art, kinda like Andy Kaufman in his heyday.

[@lesternapoleongreen7543]

I know Maynard has a huge interest in comedy

[@okcomputerwhatever4690]

To add...he must love kaufman. I know adam does.

[@spencerdurham206]

not almost tho 😉

[@MV12267]

Would you drink wine? I'm not gonna drink this poison.

[@yak6896]

Haha. I can't believe how calm he is. I'd be laughing from the first introduction.

[@zachariahshort6546]

Brilliant!! At 2:56 Tim makes himself laugh after asking... "Let me say something to you- The blood of Christ is essentially wine...Who are you to put that into a bottle?"

[@Fanka911]

-Does it hurt? -Does it HURT!! I had to rewatch that part 3 times, it was awesome.

[@igunzOsick]

We all need this type of humor, i'm glad they did this with him.

[@lefred5151]

''Who are you to put that in a bottle'' HAHA

[@gringrin3979]

"What kind of 'TOOL' do you use to make wine?...". Next level humor there. 🤣

[@bilbono5823]

8:14 Classic Tim interruption art.

[@adamcortright494]

"This doesn't taste like wine." -- funniest line ever uttered

[@papahuge]

Does it hurt?

[@TheIsioisi]

I don't think a lot of you understand what's going on here. Maynard is the lead singer of Tool, and other bands. He began making wine in Arizona. He made a documentary about this. For the documentary, he invited Tim and Eric to do a series of 5 segments on the show where they interview him as he is a fan of their work. It is staged. He is in on it. It is still amazing.

[@Brave_New_Tube]

TheIsioisi T h a n k Y o u . Tim and Eric are so good at their gig, it makes it easy for Maynard to act appropriately in response to their remarks. Great stuff

[@MaddestMousse]

WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH ENLIGHTENED ONE.

[@finnthehu200]

If you haven't heard Tool you should definitely listen to some of their songs.

[@dredgtones]

Tool is incredible . First concert I ever saw . After that every band seemed ordinary . Whoops lol

[@johnload72]

maynard kruger

[@AbduCola]

If Keanu was here I'd ask him...

[@bltii4420]

"In a shit world you live in" and Maynard laughing at Blood Wine had me tripping balls

[@mikerhoa]

I appreciate this more and more every time I watch. It's a masterclass in subtle absurdity.

[@happybuddyperson]

If you guys weren't relatives I wouldn't----

[@radkins534]

happybuddyperson Great reference to the Q&A video where they ripped Yo Pablo on Twitter a new asshole for being a little shitboy.

[@happybuddyperson]

8:16 gotta love that interruption of the important "If you guys weren't relatives, I would not-" from Mayne man Mayner n-Nard.

[@m00py1]

+happybuddyperson Do you know if there's any truth behind that? I can't find anything about it.

[@okcomputerwhatever4690]

They had wwy more songs theirnsomngswerebetterewybedder

[@unopepito06]

"How do you sleep at night knowing that you're making this trash?" God, I laughed so hard. And Eric's sniffing bit was classic.

[@rohanpyne4173]

i love how Eric clutches his seat when he makes his epic joke

[@cruggletops8087]

smells like my peppers shoes!

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

"Does it hurt??" LOL And what kinda TOOL do you have to be live out in the desert and make wine?. I love this.

[@HoopleBogart]

"If you guys weren't relatives I would.."

[@mikeg3439]

You guys take discomfort as comedy to amazing heights, love it.

[@terrencejallison2779]

Sweet berry wine!

[@Woedans]

I loved how Tim said ''Give me a sip of that'' and just pours everything into he's mouth.

[@acb9896]

You're spell gud.

[@gameguru1234]

Eric calling anything shit is hilarious.

[@danellsworth3891]

That was probably THE most fascinating thing I've seen in my entire life

[@jayst]

I’ve been a big Tool and Tim and Eric fan for a long time now, and never knew this existed until now. Somewhat unrelated, but seeing Tool live was by far the greatest concert I have ever been to.

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

Redundancy young grasshopper! being a fan of tools implies tim an eric fans

[@rubaidaallen2764]

Me too! Adam Keenan 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@1984craine]

Maynard is a good sport to go along with this. Comedic Genius.

[@Th0mast0d0n]

Maynards reactions to Tim and Erics antics were hilarious.

[@thedarwinist672]

why do they keep making tool jokes? is that guy a carpenter?

[@thedarwinist672]

is "tools" a popular band? or some garage band? are there songs about cutting lumber?

[@TraceVandal]

Didn't you hear? "He was talking about the fish thing".

[@fariasadam]

@@thedarwinist672 Not so much cutting lumber. I was told they mainly sing about how to use tools.

[@jordanqq]

@@thedarwinist672 Pretty sure you're stupid. Guy is the violinist for a band called "the Tool". It's honestly one of Fred Durst's best side projects other than the film Jesus Christ Superstar staring Leonard Nemoy!

[@thedarwinist672]

I always loved Fred Dursts. Slipknot was one of my favorites as a teenager.

[@mattbaker7305]

I really want them to do another episode of this with Keanu and just shoot it totally straight.

[@GossomerPenguin]

Wow. That guest they had was superb, great expressions and reactions. T&E is a great show, and it's about time someone put skits and such out for us to enjoy!

[@Crandaddy81]

I love how T & E constantly trash talk the wine and yet get progressively drunk over the course of the interview. Lmao!!! Maynard is such a good sport here too!!!

[@chefjeff1366]

this is one of the best wine marketing spots ever produced

[@Crunch_Buttsteak]

Look up Tim and Eric Absolut Vodka commercials with Zach Galifianakis. Best liquor marketing spots ever produced. There's 3 of them if you haven't seen em already.

[@spleej4180]

...Who are you to put that in a bottle? Breathing disabled for 5 minutes

[@MissSorceress]

I saw this a while ago but I'm still crying. His reaction shots are priceless

[@noahslaughter1733]

I love how he never does interviews, and when he does he never talks about his music 😂 my favorite actors and my favorite singer in one video this is amazing

[@deliriousmysterium8137]

Why is my heart beating so fast. This is two of my favorite things that I never thought I would see together.

[@Toosii2times]

He said he looked down an aisle and he said he could _only see wine bottles, as far as a man could see_ 😂😂😂

[@junkhead223]

The way maynard looks at eric towards the end had me cracking up, this is great.

[@EatinBubsy]

"do you want us to run out and get you some paint thinner?" i fucking died

[@lesbonees]

Thank you so much for posting this.

[@BlumpkinPrince]

For your wine

[@emmarie2930]

"How do you sleep at night knowing you make this traaash"

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Tim talks about wine the same way my Dad talks about beer. "I've never drinken wine because I've never drinken piss....."

[@zozozizzyzaz8321]

This is like one of my dream interviews. Best mashup ever

[@jakethebestguy]

"what kind of tool do you use to make wine" i could not stop laughing

[@kmac831]

what kind of TOOL

[@Tunainthebrine79]

Maynard was going to use that bottle opener in an "iiiiiiiiiiinteresting" way at the end.

[@kitpalmer1583]

I love that after the "Blood Wine" bit Maynard totally corpses and they just keep going.

[@themole24]

I have to re-watch this clip every few months because it's so bloody funny.

[@EmeralFrost]

I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Holy shit.

[@adamantiumrage]

Maynard laugh after this bit at 4:54 is definitely legit 🤣

[@stykboy]

I watch this every year or two, and laugh so much each time. Have watched it probably 20-30 times

[@LimitIsIllusion]

"It's a blast, that looks like it's a lot f fun there man." "Ya it's great."

[@WishinIwasFishin1]

I'd love to see the out takes of this.

[@elrondhubbard7059]

_[ looks off camera ]_ Dennis, we've gotta get the guy on the show who invents the wine opener, get him booked.

[@scottsummers3868]

Maynard served in a job like mine. I had psych ops guys like him in my office. He basically helped with propaganda on a small scale, he was in the Army as well, got out used his gi bill for art school he already had music talent before the military. Used both to create a band that would motivate many men to join the military and storm into Iraq on 9/11.. He had a concert happening the morning of 9/11 when it happened they told him on stage.. They announced it as well.. Then he said to the crowd immediately that they are gonna be really pissed off when they find out America did that to itself.. Right in Two, Lateralus, Eulogy great songs Eulogy makes me want to load up on put on a vest grab a rifle, head out. Escalating Riot horn sound in it is great. "He had a lot to say, we'll miss him.."

[@mattconrad]

Lmao

[@mynameisearl9283]

Lol Tim and Eric are friends with Maynard, they have even opened for tool before

[@ADT2695]

+Shaggy Gavel. Is there a video?

[@lostpockets2227]

he's related to Eric by marriage. Maynard had never seen any of Tim and Eric's work prior to this interview. he is a legit wine maker tho

[@phillipdoucet7171]

Lostpockets 222 so pretty much Tim and Eric we’re playing a joke on him? He wasn’t acting rite?

[@quattro4468]

@@ADT2695 video? Nigga tool is anal about people using their phones.

[@Insoul]

"if keanu was here, i could ask him-" lmao

[@80sAcademy]

Tim is brilliant in this interview.

[@frankieg1974]

Y’all, Maynard is actually really good friends with Tim and Eric, and agreed to be part of this interview. They are absolutely all trolling everyone watching!

[@FUSIONJAZZMAN420]

He's actually in Eric Wareheims extended family.

[@jamescroall9966]

I would be dead on the floor after laughing myself to death if I was there.

[@LadySpace_888]

Eric won't serve this to his family.

[@fuzzykk]

There is no meat on them bones!

[@bearmouse1000]

This is the collaboration I never knew existed but have always needed..

[@crawlFace]

This clip hit the spot; I had a bunch of good laughs. Thanks.

[@BlixTheGoblin]

I love Tool and Tim and Eric, this is a gem

[@jforozco12]

hahaha the smelling part

[@KurtG85]

@NaiNoskcaj I thank you again for bringing some reason to the discussion. One more thing: If I discuss this bit as though it might be a kind of abstract comedic art deeper than its crude surface appearance than a degree of psychoanalytical discussion is required since the whole point of art is that it gives rise to different emotions from the viewers and also inspires debate among the viewers as to what messages or emotions the artist intended to convey.

[@tristan01101]

Tim & Eric need a mainstream talk show. This is so painful..

[@yungilligan]

"let's just sit around and patronize MJK for a few minutes" ....brilliant

[@dford145]

Hahaha when Eric says "what kind of tool" Tim starts cracking up but he doesnt even get the joke

[@acb9896]

That wine opener is only the second over-produced tool there....

[@GretSeat]

This is hilarious, I'm so glad they did an interview with Maynard.

[@aegisfate117]

I'm a speed freak.

[@VICARI0S]

"What kinda 'Tool' do you have to be to live out in the desert?"

[@samuelpalacios3812]

he wanted to laugh so bad

[@blakerackley8874]

What makes this all the more funny is that Eric has his own wine company. How does he sleep at night?!

[@alexroast]

it is people like tim and eric that bring true happiness to the world. also, tool and a perfect circle :)

[@Braydog101]

Tim is hilarious in this, I love how he keeps laughing after insulting him

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

"It's not something I would recommend, would you?"

[@formusicplaylist1]

if maynard was aware that the interview was going to go like this (i think he did) then i think he is a pretty alright actor. lol "what do ya do with that thing?" "you open the wine with it" "THATS A BLAST! looks like its a lot of fun there man!" "... its great..."

[@williamkjwilliamkj1815]

“That shit world you live in..”. Yep still a great line.

[@residentevil4freek]

4:00 I always say this in the exact same tone whenever i see someone marvelling at something insignificant

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

New level of respect for Maynard.... Didn't think you could go above infinity.