ASMR gentle sounds for sleep

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I hope that you enjoy this gentle (well...at least gentle for me lol) sound assortment for relaxation and sleep. Lots of tapping, some scratching, and lots of ear to ear whispering binaural goodness. Enjoy :)
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[@felipemartinez5809]

46:16 when you’re on the phone with your mom and you’re trying to hang up but she’s keeps talking

[@v_HaroS]

HAHAHAAHAHAH

[@Olga-xf9kr]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reefvdw]

Omg so tru 😂😂😂BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Rezu_Kyonyu]

Relatable

[@TimoLmao]

OMG HAHA

[@alexiajolie]

8:09 when you’re cheating on a test and the teacher looks so you pretend you’re thinking

[@wyleybug]

Alexia Hackshaw THE HEAD NOD 🤣

[@Brycefr]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harveyharber9406]

Lol I do this when I teacher is abt to ask someone to answer the question 😂😂

[@maykmoto]

lmao

[@myteng7913]

lol

[@DaltonarchOwari]

41:56 my dad to my mom when holding me for the first time .

[@oh223s]

Too underrated

[@Waslain]

I died thx 😂

[@XmynameislameX]

Screaming

[@elderofmars9336]

@@oh223s xxzdf'x

[@elderofmars9336]

@@oh223s 'x'zx'

[@potochosworld9237]

Me when I heard school was cancelled for the rest of the year 5:17 But we have online learning 28:22

[@billyburgess6266]

😂😂

[@WomanInBlacc]

underrated

[@catluv2289]

This is the one 💀

[@BrandenMyersV2]

every fuckin student... where my upcoming seniors at?

[@michaelavergith2187]

LMAOOOOO USUGDD

[@Dionyxuzzz]

28:07 When I try to let out the fart that's been stuck for too long

[@georgevatsos]

😂😂😂

[@folcrons]

😂

[@lordNODNARB-xv5et]

Literally yes my god mate lol

[@asmrdr8993]

Dionyxuzzz bro I couldn’t stop laughing bro I brush out loud

[@xandertuttle1682]

I love these comments! 😂😂😂

[@nf4482]

34:31 me carrying the filled ice tray to the freezer

[@bustinjundy7874]

Nicholas Feldman very underrated comment

[@JoJo_727]

Truuuuue smart Moe

[@nicolaslimaelias6904]

LMAO

[@paulapalais]

I'm cracking up. Love it

[@smalltrashman4227]

This comment makes no sense. Water doesnt make that sound. And if it was filled with ice you wouldnt be carrying it to the freezer.

[@ellie-fe4dj]

29:54 my cat when I leave my breakfast unattended

[@letitliv6984]

Esupoi lol

[@letitliv6984]

Esupoi lol

[@alexpanta6199]

@@letitliv6984 lol

[@sewershark4705]

Alex Panta lol

[@alexpanta6199]

@@sewershark4705 lol

[@blainerankin550]

My mum: dont play with ur food! Me when she leaves the room: 28:27

[@riainunderwood6513]

You gained a sub 🤣🤣

[@nocoolname6605]

Underrated

[@frogk694]

"Oh wow that is very nice"

[@fonetiks1]

lmao

[@theacademyisntt]

I LOL’D

[@kimberleem]

24:16 me, first day on the job at Subway

[@im_Spade_]

Bruh 😂

[@corrupted2443]

kimber 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@devillkun]

😂💀

[@ultragreyy]

😂

[@ryyn]

Thank you for the laugh

[@mkmaster0519]

Raffy: A word from our sponsor Me: ... Raffy: pulls out epic earbuds Me: THANK GOD IT IS NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@SBradison]

cannot say I wouldn’t be intrigued by the idea of seeing asmr version of it because the original commercial is usually loud af

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

Is it TheLegend27?

[@mortaltoxicity1640]

Vulpes Inculta yes indeed

[@thugsnstuff4046]

mkmaster05 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WnkI2ld9hnq68

[@nsgbranden8343]

Bro same 😂😂😂😂

[@braydenhochstedler6072]

3:04My mom every time I get close to my girlfriend

[@eq55]

Why is your mom in the same area with your girlfriend?

[@braydenhochstedler6072]

FDX umm if my girl comes over and we.idk watch a movie then my mom comes home and sees us she’s like ohhhh no get goin

[@Tripskeet]

@@braydenhochstedler6072 why?

[@Tripskeet]

@@braydenhochstedler6072 your mom will scared if you Are having se*

[@JaSe5000Q]

@@Tripskeet hahahahaha wat

[@TweakTuneVidz]

30:42 my brain: “sleeping”. me vibin in my brain: “wait wake up is that the Mario theme song??”

[@C16_football]

Considering you have a fortnite profile pic you are probably way too young to remember the og mario games

[@zandrarexhz693]

C16 Football maybe maybe not

[@C16_football]

@@zandrarexhz693 well yeah. Only streamers and 7 year olds play fortnite

[@lacy01]

lmfao he’s done that in so many videos

[@Lilrubs02]

C16 Football he can’t change he is prob 7 can he?

[@denisz1x171]

32:18 my mom every time she walks in my room

[@user-rr7go6uh5b]

Nice one

[@tj8310]

The truth

[@arigiofches6358]

Vabis no there mum tells them that

[@stoptakingabear]

Denisz Kincs dumb ass joke

[@AerophiIe]

ABEAR IS A WEEB it’s pretty realistic tbh

[@ronsivan950]

41:17 my brain when the teacher asks me a question and i was sleeping

[@mikeoxhard_695]

💀

[@ian3054]

DeShaQViews haha

[@aliiirxsa4235]

Underrated comment lmao

[@crocplays4158]

Underrated as all heck this is some serious funny crap right here

[@nokitosembrano3657]

Bruhhd i should be sleeping

[@jilliankattt]

TIMESTAMPS to help a brotha out 😴 0:00 - 2:01 sponsor! 2:02 - 13:07 intro 14:20 big red box 📦 (some scratching but mostly tapping) 21:15 little banana 🍌 24:18 little apple 🍎 25:06 blueberry 26:21 shaking all three fruits in red box 27:11 tapping on red box again 28:34 wooden slice of bread 🍞 38:38 tingly chapstick 39:17 - 41:20 “stipple” with chapstick 41:27 shaking around chapstick 47:09 rubbing and tapping chapstick on wooden bread 49:06 nintendo switch 🎮 58:20 - 1:02:35 zipper the snake 🐍

[@Fawn1111]

Thank you so much!! It really helps!

[@bayo2001]

Raffy needs to get Zelda and Mario Odyssey on the switch 🤔

[@bappo_1669]

Chapstick + bread is the most confusing thing i've ever read

[@Fawn1111]

@@bayo2001 yessssssssss!!

Shut the fuck up pussy.

[@true_floridian1849]

22:09 her when I take my clothes off

[@belakrila]

BRUH

[@literalspaceglider]

BRUH

[@MOEM123]

BRUH

[@jakehoward8558]

BRUH

[@joececockclaymorefactory3744]

Bruh your pp must be small then

[@aidenmartindale5855]

11:00 when your little brother comes in to annoy you while you sleep

[@berkcihangiroglu3131]

Lol

[@charliecane3621]

Hahahaha

[@jellyuser]

Lol

[@spacetick1305]

You have 666 likes wanne explain?

[@kashierr]

Spacetick1 its demon number

[@mikeodil7721]

The gentle engineer makes good sounds.

[@Fawn1111]

Indeed good sir

[@thugsnstuff4046]

Mike Odil kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WnkI2ld9hnq68

[@Sellz-]

@@thugsnstuff4046 nigga everywhere

[@invo2548]

sounds like a children's book

[@marcotvasmr]

😂😂😂

[@veronika5453]

22:22 that smile after he said “little banana”

[@crazy.connor6680]

OMLL

[@rvn0127]

aw

[@SAGITTARlUS]

"Dont laugh Raffy, dont you dare laugh" is what was he was thinking right there

[@euanvenner8184]

20:59 when someone asks a vegan what they want for dessert

[@wuhoho4687]

This is like the only ones of these comments that actually made me laugh haha It caught me off guard so much bahaha

[@afb1233]

Hahahhahaha this is awesome.

[@fiji6765]

Plz No hahahahahahah im dying at 12 pm right now

[@reallyMika]

Thank you for this comment omg 😂😂

[@buttercopter9369]

Hahaha

[@JL-qk6md]

The way you give ads is much much more acceptable even enjoyable than ads by KZbin.

[@p0l.0pa]

Out of ever sponcer on a vid this is the first that actually made me look and consider buying it like why cant all of them be like that it's so nice

[@thugsnstuff4046]

ygdwsxh Li kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WnkI2ld9hnq68

[@kiseijuu7420]

Its because its asmr, if all the ads, even red shadow legends, were say in an asmr way you would like it

[@firstnamelastname9205]

@@thugsnstuff4046 tf is that

[@masteroogway3805]

Kiseijuu shit tbh. Idc if Its a mike bloomberg ad, if its in asmr ill love It.

[@godlygalactus7025]

20:59 when I tell my mom I'm hungry Mom:

[@Crockkpot]

Ye moms dead

[@helendahl6176]

GodlyGalactus LMAOO

[@ninokiknadze1688]

this one is so good

[@banjoscranjo]

*mum**

[@avahyde.pookie]

@@Crockkpot rip

[@bbert-tk2eu]

41:17 my last brain cell still watching hindu guys building underground pools at 4am

[@Sheyxna]

Is it bad that I know exactly what video you're talking about?

[@deborahtheassistant71]

Sheryl A nope I think I know the exact video as well lmao

[@5starryansl]

That’s my last brain cells watching r/arabfunny

[@balderdash14]

I think those guys are from East Asia but still a funny comment

[@TojoRo]

that’s is the best one

[@ConnorPetkovic]

Nobody: My parents when I was 4: 3:06

[@acquiresoup]

Same

[@senseisoup2655]

F in chat for the boyos

[@pandaa6620]

F

[@paulbeavin5620]

Lol me too bro

[@jackr.8075]

To me, it happened when I was 3

[@daimxcom1546]

My mother to her friends: -my son is so talented and smart. I'm also in my room at this moment: 25:13

[@ethanxtreme7018]

Lol that’s my parents and me

[@lunolegs]

Lmao

[@folcrons]

😂

[@Tripskeet]

I dont get it but i still laugh lol

[@oofoof6180]

@@Tripskeet basically when his mom tells her friends he's smart, he is actually doing the most dumbest thing in his room the same moment

[@eggshell4376]

34:32 *When you get an itch but your holding a plate.*

[@iljaverschuren1580]

Aiiiiitt

[@meandmybeautifuldogs2454]

Where🤭

[@eggshell4376]

@@meandmybeautifuldogs2454 lmao

[@octopusasmr4657]

Underrated

[@justmusic8878]

my friend: My family has a huge swimming pool. What does you family have? Me: 5:26

[@maddiemarques759]

Lmao. Like fr, iwas laughing at this for a while. Thx for making my day 🤣

[@justmusic8878]

Madison Marques np

[@urcousin4453]

*WE HAVE SOME WOODEN TOAST*

[@asmraxel9060]

😂made me laugh out loud😂

[@filmingfilms196]

Madison Marques Honestly yea😂

[@colt_ratedr8671]

28:37 me when i see raffy post

[@iljaverschuren1580]

Always

[@mirach0000]

*[Everyone liked that.]*

[@octopusasmr4657]

Yes.

[@connorwyskiel3316]

People when they hear 69

[@colt_ratedr8671]

Cdubs all guys, if you dont say nice when you see 69 you arent a man

[@liana-gao]

THE ONLY TIMESTAMP YOU NEED: ****30:42**** ****30:42****

[@elianbarajas]

Is that Mario ?

[@zombiegirlfriend]

@@elianbarajas hint: 31:04

[@mr.universe1991]

@@zombiegirlfriend the time stamp is 31:04. Turn that into a date, and its March 10, Mar10, MARIO DAY!!! The four represents mario four. ITS COMFIRMED. MARIO 4 WILL RELEASE ON MARCH 10!!!!! HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!

[@山の翁に扮したウラジーミルレーニン]

Ah… Mario？

[@kuru9157]

That was surprisingly recognisable

[@ScarlettChilvers]

my dad when i was born: 59:14

[@goncalito]

Severely underrated comment, u had me cracking up🤭

[@zancrow9974]

That was not funny and very funny too

[@tjpm4368]

Scarlett CC 😂😂

[@oszitoyt]

tf 😂

[@nitajane8616]

B r o

[@thepeoplesartist2863]

It’s like everybody on here is a comedian with these comments 😂

[@reesemoney]

Ikr and I'm loving it! Lol

[@connora9]

5:17 when your step sister gets her hand caught in the washing machine

[@Victoria420]

Connor you mean in ur pants

[@Spider-Man_7978]

Bangbros

[@jackkennedy2991]

Some ppl don’t even get it.........🙄😂

[@drewgames3166]

@@Victoria420 lmao

[@acookie1410]

squidward nose Her hand is fucking big then.

[@TBanos]

36:00 "I think the case, makes good sounds- The TOAST, not the case, what am I talking about??" *The Case* shows its influence even when it's not around!

[@thephilosophicalone6737]

T. Banos what happened to the case that makes good sounds?

[@TBanos]

@@thephilosophicalone6737 It's restoring its power right now. We havent seen the case in a while, but that's only because if Raffy were to use it in every video, the case may not continue to always make good sounds

[@octopusasmr4657]

*T H E C A S E*

[@SourCreamSheep]

41:17 when your on your first date, but you dont know what to say so you think about it for a sec but just decide to awkwardly smile at them

[@pedroalmeida8453]

OMG, I should be sleeping, but instead I'm here laughing... 😂 I've online classes in 6 hours, I've to sleep 😂😂

[@Navigating.Autism]

im dead 💀

[@Shadow-ql4zk]

Brudder

[@danielburke5517]

Fishy army

[@miyuruify]

28:22 When you're trying to help people sleep, but end up being a time stamp meme.

[@owen_mgo2424]

Nobody: Not a single soul on the planet: The Kool-Aid Man: 30:20

[@Michael-ir8pc]

Cowboy McGee lmao first funny comment I’ve seen

[@letitliv6984]

Cowboy McGee LOL

[@obi-wankenobi6307]

Would’ve liked if you didn’t use this overused format

[@tylercraven2629]

Cowboy McGee I thought I accidentally said that like I felt it in my throat (that’s what she said)

[@drewgames3166]

This dude is the koolaid man

[@nathanmccoy2165]

Nobody: My Uncle watching me sleep: 5:17

[@michaelb8550]

Outlet 21 I feel like that is personal

[@BigSauce-s4e]

i dont get it

[@arigiofches6358]

That slaps harder th- I think we know where this is going p

[@nothing-uy2ju]

Noah get the holy nuke

[@teoT14]

😂😂

[@maddielyn2663]

3:03 The chaperones at school dances when a slow song comes on

[@greacynfrank3799]

Maddie Lyn underrated comment

[@pineapplelumps1189]

HAHAHAHA

[@worm_wannacry]

Your school sucks then my school encourages it

[@kimberleem]

IM DYING

[@samporter7018]

Asmr comments are the best

[@lauranguyen170]

5:18 when I pass a test I didn’t study for

[@lifewithcl9806]

Why was this so funny ☠️😂

[@prosperingnumberonefan]

ur bad as hell 😭🙏

[@hikingtotoro]

“1 million? 2 million?” Nah, it comes in at about half the price... $500k earbuds?! 😭

[@Mandy3141]

Thought the sameee

[@vilebeggar622]

Lol same I was curious went and checked was less than 100

[@izzys1035]

Same🤣

[@arnljot9030]

Don't forget the 15% off!

[@ghostpirate7733]

He said half the price of premium ear buds which are not very expensive but still expensive

[@zebafarihafarooq390]

43:04 when it's a *gentle* video but you wanna be aggressive

[@jackkennedy2991]

Zeba Fariha Farooq Ha

[@asmraxel9060]

😂the struggle is real

[@alidh.ghanawi9471]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dean8793]

45:15 when you stick it in the wrong hole

[@ChillMinx]

"I put it in upside down and I don't think it makes good sounds that way."

[@itsMunsta]

Lmao

[@octopusasmr4657]

That’s *deep*

[@nerdonthebike9713]

Dean there is no wrong hole

[@dean8793]

Quaf Rl 😏👏🏻

[@itz_christian_9356]

Nobody: Me putting on my glasses cuz I can’t see: 39:13

[@SidtheSloth26]

It's funny cause it sounds like he says stupid hahha

[@reesemoney]

Lmaooo!!

[@tht_0ne_guy89]

Exactly what its like

[@ravin6771]

You too?

[@ellenastirling3137]

Normal ASMRtists: wears headphones to listen to the sounds Raffy: almost puts items inside his ear

[@sugoish9461]

MassageASMR too, actually! The only ones I've seen so far though!

[@Billy-gi6kc]

Ellena Stirling your gorgeous

[@roxbruhman5278]

Billy 23 my man billy try a slide in there

[@Aboriginail]

@Billy 23 he simpin rn.

[@BaileyLT2001]

Go on billy dont be a neek just ask her man.

[@RJFmedia]

31:50 when u see a fine girl walk by

[@eliasrieger9883]

Holy shit i'm laughing so hard rn, thanks for that

[@SilviaN_]

Underrated comment 😥

[@zaixan]

🤘😔🔫

[@octopusasmr4657]

lol

[@nsgbranden8343]

@@SilviaN_ this is a under rated comment

[@GangstaASMR]

I'm still in shock for how active he became, for the amount of videos he posted this year we should be at 2040 lol

[@HeyImTiP]

Gangsta ASMR it’s you!

[@AggressiveASMR]

Ahahahah

[@vendetta1454]

Trust me

[@jdlt7688]

Accurate

[@thugsnstuff4046]

Gangsta ASMR kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WnkI2ld9hnq68

[@rhystattersall5864]

2:07 : me to my girlfriend after being too loud and waking up my parents

[@mookieandsnuggles4251]

This deserves way more likes that Is the only one I laughed at out of all the other meme comments

[@pinkgicci1645]

Mookieandsnuggles your opinion is wrong he's not funny and he does not have a girl

[@beewo]

Works until 3:01

[@daddysgon9705]

Works great up to 3:01

[@realpadrino]

“I was watching our previous videos and I tend to be on the more aggressive side with the sounds” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@jakehoward8558]

*Mitosis in a nutshell* 3:03

[@pandaa6620]

🤣

[@octopusasmr4657]

Seriously underrated comment here

[@firiyav1]

😂😂

[@ruggie_bruh4120]

This is great 🤣

[@tacoman2279]

still don’t know how to do my taxes

[@SirMacNoot1017]

1:00:30 Me trying to fix my Erectile Dysfunction

[@lm1457]

oh

[@Kixal07]

Lmao

[@fenrix155]

Omg bro this is gold

[@hades6295]

Oh sorry man maybe try some Aminé

[@K9clipstv]

Lmfao this right here deserves an award of some sort

[@michaelb8550]

40:00 is the best

[@teletubbiesleader7083]

Yup

[@zandrarexhz693]

I found nice somehow

[@banjoscranjo]

*Finally not a timestamp meme 😂*

[@michaelb8550]

Thanks for the likes

[@pie4719]

Agreed

[@martian5603]

Me getting a D instead of a F on my English test 5:17

[@easyplayz8438]

46:30 when my moms yells at me

[@aidenguill9409]

Ok

[@zancrow9974]

Lool

[@bigstonez]

Free uzi

[@sensate1884]

Easy Playz 😂😂

[@IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll]

3:05 when someone coughs in public

[@_Mrrock]

R.I.P

[@jackjones7271]

Oh my god they were roommates this is just legendary

[@asmraxel9060]

😂😂😂

[@aa1chris82]

Roku u good there?

[@cb250tss]

Roku ok pepe pfp

[@ivorybroivorybro6128]

This guy looks like the guy that u would want to give a huge hug

[@treygc3291]

True

[@razvan7355]

Girls that hug you , uhh , basically friendzone you and I dont like that :(

[@hades6295]

Are you implying that he is fat??????

[@ivorybroivorybro6128]

Demonslayer64 no he just looks like he would be a dad u know?

[@Catawampa]

razvan7 omg 😂

[@Ab8hen]

when i look at myself in the mirror: 28:22

[@jacksonscott6778]

I felt that ngl

[@jacksonscott6778]

@Jacob Perry your profile pic pretty much sums up my reaction to this

[@asmritch]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/foW0aGdsd7CjhK8 PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO IMPROVE

[@omegagaming2907]

That felt good knowing i am not the only one that makes that face at a mirror

[@shrodingerscat9619]

This is a certified hood classic

[@spoofking9347]

Me when I'm tripping on mushrooms and kill my brothers pet turtle 31:03

[@The-Dan-Gang]

I know you conmented that 10 months ago but bro that's brutal

[@bonesreds3062]

When it slips out on accident... 45:02

[@tomsolo285]

Luke Hermann too underrated

[@oh223s]

😂😂😂😂

[@swaggerlitous]

AHHHHHHHH

[@dean8793]

Luke Hermann 😂😂😭😭

[@mats9768]

I'm dying man hahahaha

[@itz_christian_9356]

12:02 adults making their first “special” video

[@arigiofches6358]

Hmm

[@Chrishum]

69 likes

[@AzazelTV18]

@@Chrishum i feel bad for you

[@someone5733]

Azazel TV feel bad for his parents

[@Chrishum]

Someone ? Wtf I literally just said that the comment was at 69 likes like any other person would 😕

[@joesbarbershop]

*“Wake up in the morning i got tingles on my mind.”*

[@vividbunny3682]

Nintendo switch, earbuds, red box and good times

[@mattmcpherson1794]

giving the tingles, catching us by surprise

[@smukki6346]

Ak47 mac 11 glocks 9s

[@aeyfour]

Smukki hol up

[@joesbarbershop]

Smukki you ruined the meme smartass you were supposed to make it tingly

[@Flummon]

Me to my parents: Am I adopted? My parents: 41:18

[@cohenmaunder9767]

Had me dead mate

[@valguthcsongor5263]

Very underrated comment

[@Flummon]

@@valguthcsongor5263 Thank you, but it's also like that bcs this comment was posted after like a month or 2 after the video was up.

[@xsnda]

i’m adopred

[@31chl0]

ily this is so funny

[@gdcare5299]

30:20 me after taking a sip of mcdonald’s sprite

[@madgamerstudios324]

The sweet tea

[@somethingforyou345]

superior than usual

[@lukas_l2311]

BurgerKing is the real shit

[@karmiccrotal3480]

The drawback? It's only during the first sip.

[@quarantinedwithkoda4241]

Hell ya

[@Asconisti]

0:52 Oscar for best acting

[@Mitchell2311]

?

[@m.a.3322]

51:44 when your end of year exams are coming up and you haven't studied shit

[@iljaverschuren1580]

I always have that haha

[@kithara_dd8859]

3:13 my teacher when I'm not paying attention

[@hammo4533]

Bruhhhhhhhh 😂

[@Daddychill2431]

0:57 the reloaded pistol being cocked back and shot twice makes good sounds.

[@uhyess]

yes

[@julanmb1309]

The yellow tape around a shot body makes good sounds

[@SirMacNoot1017]

The bloody t shirt makes good sounds

[@prodbykaji]

the traumatised family makes good sounds

[@Monkey832]

I haven’t even watched the whole video yet (well, nobody except Raffy has watched the whole video at the time I’m writing this), but I can tell this is going to be good.

[@tezla6332]

@@thugsnstuff4046 Your iq is the same number as the likes you have

[@phronesis2471]

@@thugsnstuff4046go fuck yourself into oblivion

[@charleschristensen8556]

Thugs n stuff buddy you’re bad at siege

[@charleschristensen8556]

Guys it’s fine I just reported his comments for spam

[@hammedburger3712]

@@charleschristensen8556 What did he say?

[@a15573618]

28:23 when my teammate accidentally team kill me

[@wuhoho4687]

"sO wE sHalL pLay WiTh jUst oNe piEcE oF tOasT"

[@scubasteve5458]

I honestly haven’t laughed so much on a same video 😂

[@scubasteve5458]

Shi I meant Asmr video lol

[@user57614]

阿恆 OOF

[@anthonyaguilar8092]

when you know you pressed the right button combination but your controller says “nah, I’m good”

[@allcubedout6905]

This guy is so underrated this guy should have over 1m subs

[@Brunzner]

Almost there

[@janpeterruck6872]

​@@Brunzner still almost there 😅

[@DdeeT]

Nobody: Canadians: 56:28

[@syndythelad6860]

Ɖdee T Not even offended and very much agreeing with the fact

[@auv8118]

@@syndythelad6860 if you were offended you would of apologized for being offended

[@siegejacob2019]

Jesús Sánchez you do not do grammar either

[@AzazelTV18]

Can someone please explain the joke?

[@siegejacob2019]

Azazel TV cuz Canadians like to apologize a lot

[@abbylynn2640]

These comments are making me laugh I should be sleeping 😂

[@theemcsaucy7076]

Abby Lynn never related to a comment so much in my life

[@jeloticc6357]

This is so true (fun fact i was your 69th like)

[@letitliv6984]

Abby Lynn ikr

[@viola8856]

I’m literally dying 😂

[@arigiofches6358]

Fax

[@bassmuscle101]

This is literally the funniest comment section I've ever seen on KZbin

[@SkorpzOfficial]

Accurate

[@itzxnick2107]

Yes

[@DaylenShmaylen]

ASMR does funny things to people

[@randybruhmoment5399]

Me after leaving Olive garden for the fifth time in one week. 12:53

[@stinna5588]

22:08 when me and my gf get it on for the first time

[@crimsoncarp6877]

Lmao dude

[@crimsoncarp6877]

How does this not have more likes

[@queridacookie]

KSJAJAJSJSKSKSKD

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Self burns are rare

[@olieguyu1701]

Thats one weird girlfriend my dude

[@steelersfan40]

When I have the coronavirus and my boss asks me how I am doing 49:04

[@aaronwrathall1240]

🤣

[@NintenDak]

boi 👏

[@samporter7018]

😂😂😂

[@wyxn1176]

everyone when raffy uploads: 27:05

[@odrsjotvr7446]

Mom: OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU BUY A SLAVE! Me: 1:00:39

[@pie4719]

Dude this comment deserves more

[@sidewayswilliam]

🤣🤣

[@Blake-yf4cy]

Wut

[@doug_no_las]

HOBBY LOBBY Bruh im dead😂😂

[@blostca]

You'll never know why I got likes bro Bing chilling

[@bennet2137]

B Eriksson lul

[@alfredburman6956]

Best one

[@RickHarrison519]

😂😂😂

[@ligmaballs4557]

Thats engage

[@nf4482]

this meme is intricate, and appreciated

[@LukeT84]

"In fact I know I will be back, because I had a great time." Not my words, the words of Joseph Bernard Connolly. I think about them every day. He's a diver in Melbourne, Australia now. I miss him. The legend we didn't deserve. Come back Joe!

[@fawwe]

That's a great quote my dude. I suppose he was a great person.

[@mkmaster0519]

Got a bit emotional right there :*(

[@christopher0401]

We need him back!

[@Voorsy]

Does anyone know his insta, that man was a stunna

[@LukeT84]

@Karan Hating online is no way to spend your Saturday night. Enjoy life buddy, you're not here for a long time. Joe has done nothing to you, if you didn't enjoy his video, don't watch it. Nobody wins when you hate.

[@scarlettmckenna9463]

6:12 i thought he said “we can do some shanking with the toast”

[@FinianHorrie]

*agressively stabs camera with the toast*

[@itsMunsta]

Lmao

[@gotmemes7090]

I cannot unheard that

[@cohenmaunder9767]

What does he say

[@liamkinney7581]

41:18 When ur moms taking you to the orphanage and you ask where your going

[@moonlightingles]

lmao why did I laugh at this 😭

[@findon2467]

"not only do I look incredible wearing them-" love the confidence 😭🌻🎉

[@fionaford1563]

31:52 when I see someone I know in public

[@moodz._.]

Hahaha

[@yuhreal]

When you think it's someone you know but your not 100% sure

[@snyuuma.2061]

ん？

[@bungerbun]

yall both don't wanna talk so you just sit there and be like 👁👄👁

[@Karnage233]

Lol

[@godofpunder1875]

When your girl talks for like 3 hours about one thing and then you try to start talking about your day: 41:52

[@admiralasspound1283]

Corey Pollard Lol underrated cocommen😂😂

[@jackkennedy2991]

Lmao

[@yrugae]

😂 😂 😂

[@kalebmims81]

XD

[@BrandenMyersV2]

very underrated comment

[@itzyaboii6262]

i think the timestamps make good sounds 3:27 Big Red Fruit Box Preview 5:50 Wooden Toast Preview 8:06 Nintendo Switch Preview 9:38 Wooden Chapstick Case Preview 12:14 Zipper The Snake Preview 14:23 Big Red Fruit Box 22:24 Little Banana 28:40 Wooden Toast 39:52 Wooden Chapstick Case 49:08 Nintendo Switch(😴) 58:25 Zipper The Snake 1:03:00 Outro

[@jstroup4568]

THANK YOU I FINALLY FOUND THEM

[@itzyaboii6262]

@@jstroup4568 haha yu welcome

[@pie4719]

Dude it took me so long to get here

[@richardalexie5879]

The hero we needed

[@heartlesz_vv7975]

@@jstroup4568 ikr

[@Ifyouremadjustsayit]

Wait, Raffy while you’re here looking at the comments. Are we ever going to see going to see Joseph Bernard Connolly again🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@RaffyTaphy]

maybe. He moved across the world but i wouldn't say never :)

[@tengfei8078]

@@RaffyTaphy does the ear buds ship all around the world? Looked really cool I must say

[@HotdogSosage]

@@tengfei8078 just click and see. Desperate for attention much?

[@lukemiddleton7705]

@@HotdogSosage he's just asking a question ya twat

[@tengfei8078]

@@HotdogSosage relax fam, just asking

[@Ab8hen]

when the teacher asks me a question and i don’t know the answer: 28:22

[@SufficientWhispers]

I was not ready for this comment section lol. Good stuff 👏🏼

[@emilyy6]

Ikr 😂

[@timanz6696]

Facts there all so perfect

[@miguelsmoviereviews1580]

this is the first comment in this comment section that I saw that had no timestamps

[@aj_1551]

No there cringe

[@joaquinmoncayo3526]

yo drop new nba jersey vid

[@carabarara_8553]

13:10 Me in the mirror trying to piece myself together before the big date night.

[@PaigeAllm]

I love your pfp

[@magdalenawurz1820]

30:42 I see what you did there

[@neftali704]

Mario?

[@magdalenawurz1820]

@@neftali704 Jup

[@zaixan]

Raid shadow legends trosuar entrance

[@equient2025]

You don’t see what he did, you hear what he did, unless you can see the vibrations coming from the kinetic transfer from his hands acceleration using the kinetic energy from force making it into speed and acceleration causing impact of kinetic transfer on the toast thing, causing vibrations in the air around it, which in turn would be pretty cool.

[@uglyjosh3220]

That Happy Kid UwU unless 🤔

[@onebrotherleft750]

21:12 when she see it when it soft

[@danielnevin1547]

I laughed at the joke. Then shed a tear at the name. Rip Juice

[@golden1524]

rip💀

[@kronosuber9849]

Scientists when building the first atomic bomb: 3:05 Scientists when building the first hydrogen bomb: 32:33

[@RosaceaeDonut]

KronosUber no u

[@joshuaaltaras1837]

The fact that this is correct (mostly) makes this an underrated comment

[@treygc3291]

I like this

[@Kjell-bq5lg]

This is the best and most underrated comment

[@gigibecali3868]

Godly comment

[@schmitzvi]

I seemed to have watched this whole video through only time stamps in the comments

[@LegitLeg]

Me too and I’m trying to sleep

[@lightofthedark]

Same

[@yo-od2ng]

He somehow manages to make even the sponsor part relaxing lmao

[@thugsnstuff4046]

ASMR Sarcasm kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3WnkI2ld9hnq68

[@Cam0712]

ASMR Sarcasm why do you spam vids to everyone ??

[@Cam0712]

Thugs n stuff I’m mean idc but are they even yours 😂😂

[@Pikeymachine1998]

ADSCoxy probs an IP grab, don’t click any links

[@Sellz-]

@@Pikeymachine1998 wazzup wit them links?

[@daintypaint3686]

5:26 When you have some wooden toast

[@mikakoivisto6504]

Lol

[@vecchioutente]

😂

[@valguthcsongor5263]

Literally

[@tonsofmax7009]

Why does this make me laugh so much XD

[@AX11211]

ScarfX r/technicallythetruth

[@joshpedroza7067]

3:05. My girlfriend when I show love to her

[@martychcolate]

Hhahahaahah! This hit me hard! 😂😂😂😭

[@jakonjhn]

Bro that's relatable.

[@joshpedroza7067]

@@jakonjhn lol

[@bunol2001]

Teacher: puts me and my friend next to each other in class. Me and my friend: talks about the work we have to do. Teacher: 3:05

[@Jean-dn9ii]

28:22 when my wife’s boyfriend kicks me out of the house for the 3rd time.

[@michaelmyers1875]

@Josh look at his profile picture , lmfao :)

[@Pablo_Escobar1]

How does that work lol??

[@eatmypanart]

@@michaelmyers1875 all black?

[@michaelmyers1875]

@@eatmypanart yes sir

[@Gurblegopper]

28:37 Me when somebody says something about 69

[@user-vu4yq3we5y]

haha

[@あのつぎい]

onanii

[@rallamakrallah0466]

乃の尺ムム刀刀のレム刀 nice

[@kraykee]

I should probably stop scrolling, I came here to sleep but these comments be making my last 2 brain cells quake

[@emmadj06]

Jess Yan same my dude

[@beaniebob7877]

same

[@1J4ck1]

same

[@emilthelime8342]

Jess Yan YO FOREALLL. IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@HashTheOnlyOne]

Facts 😭

[@Tweedz04]

17:54 my uncle before walking in to my bedroom while I’m sleeping

[@GasolineHufferr]

Ok that was dark but fucking great

[@opex8396]

Damn that was deep but ok

[@darbo1701]

Oh gosh nu. Just no

[@tyjaks9729]

Lmao

[@nicksladev2316]

Best one right here