It was such a privilege to have Derek as my guitar teacher in the seventies, he taught me a hell of lot in one year of half hour lessons, may not sound much but he gave me so much to do I had to practice 3 or 4 hours per night in order to prepare for my next lesson! I had no idea what his playing was like until he invited me to see him perform at Ronnie Scot's club in Soho, he and Barry Guy (bass) and Howard Riley (piano) formed The Musicians Co-op around that time, They were amazing musicians, a great period in my life I shall always remember!
@failinginamerica7 ай бұрын
how did you come to be his pupil?
@jeremybartlett17066 ай бұрын
@@failinginamericaI guess he died...
@failinginamerica6 ай бұрын
@@jeremybartlett1706 I need to know
@jeremybartlett17066 ай бұрын
@@failinginamerica I know... we are all feeling the loss. Emptiness hurts, as sorrow mourns in void.
@PeasGraveny2 ай бұрын
So he knew his harmonic theory and chose to ignore all of that when he played. Interesting...
@nonplussed71812 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all time favorite videos. I have to come back every once in a while to watch again, and it's always so inspiring. Just when you think you've heard it all, you find something crazy like this, oozing ingenuity in the deep caves of the internet. Thank God I found it. Keeps my passion for guitar alive. Thank you for uploading this.
@Urdatorn2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@asmusubermensch58895 жыл бұрын
Seeing people appreciate this gives me faith for the future of music
@Poochpatrol3 жыл бұрын
Art - but not music.
@manuelpedrosd3 жыл бұрын
It gives me faith in comedy and in idiots that listen to comedy and confusi to music
@tomaszkaminski64952 жыл бұрын
@@manuelpedrosd Funny because I know very competent musicians who really DO appreciate Bailey's work. But keep feelin' good ;)
@PeasGraveny2 ай бұрын
Come on This is an emperor's new clothes deal. Like the banana taped to the wall. You could put the guitar in the hands if a three year old child and it would sound like this. I'd rather listen to Henry Kaiser FFS!
@upahill23 Жыл бұрын
Why can I not stop watching this?
@jeremybartlett17066 ай бұрын
Because umm... you're eyes are glued open and you've been trapped in a room with a psycho, who's making you watch this constantly?
@johnmc38625 ай бұрын
You have it on loop.
@danum4423 ай бұрын
Perhaps, like Mr Bailey, you do not know how to play a musical instrument and accept that any silly c*nt can bang on an instrument and fool you into thinking it's art?
@letmegoletmego8 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I found this. he's the things I ever wanted from sound but were missing.
@danum4423 жыл бұрын
Like a hand grenade expolding nearby right?
@jeremybartlett17062 жыл бұрын
@@danum442 ooh, yes please, if you still have any left...
@stargatewv2 жыл бұрын
He's out there. It helps me understand the statement more clearly: "there are no rules!" Therefore, f*** whatever is holding you back, just play because your soul says do so. Play because you want to make sound and get enjoyment and happiness from it. Do it your way.❤
@jsunproter19402 жыл бұрын
Love the way he mixes in those harmonics. Interesting progressions
@tomaszkaminski64952 жыл бұрын
He's the jazzy school in general, but getting more and more jazzy where's basically no "wrong" sound ;)
@gregarnold16963 жыл бұрын
Pat Metheny said once he learned more about music in one afternoon with Derrick Bailey than any time in his life 👍🏾
@dannyhood74333 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@moletrane277 Жыл бұрын
very different players but you can for sure hear the influence in pat's more "out" moments
@pedrosousa5311 Жыл бұрын
That was a great lesson:, I guess he went the other way
@kingdozerr Жыл бұрын
Derek
@moletrane277Ай бұрын
@@pedrosousa5311listen to zero tolerance for silence
@thedragonzord10 ай бұрын
wow this is some of the most beautiful Bailey I've heard. thank u.
@written127 жыл бұрын
Well, I've just listened to this for about the fifth time(in the past 5 weeks). Its definitely a performance worth recommending a Derek Bailey neophyte to check out, The gamut of Bailey's techniques and moods are beautifully on display. His genius, that is, as pipityri pointed out.
@downhomedonny6 жыл бұрын
ya dis nigga crazy
@danum4423 жыл бұрын
I like the way he slams his fist into the fretboard to create a simmering sound of bovine sodomy
@timmungenast8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this! It helps me see what Derek Bailey was all about, and why he was so loved.
@jeffreycollins72974 жыл бұрын
SO glad I got the Henry Kaiser guitar video where he discussed at length the playing style of DB. I usually like my guitar with delay and chorus though.
@nonplussed71814 жыл бұрын
Same
@keithphillips16872 ай бұрын
Absolute genius the phrasing the contrasts the freedom the anarchy
@johnmarvinscott5 жыл бұрын
Such an unbelievable artist. One of my biggest inspirations right now for sure.
@elragman3 жыл бұрын
Agreed - he changed my music sensibilities.
@Wayland4447 жыл бұрын
This IS Derek. I saw him many times in Leeds pubs in the 70s
@Streamlinela5 жыл бұрын
Wow !
@sgbsammy2 жыл бұрын
he has no box no borders..amazing
@jeremybartlett17062 жыл бұрын
No box, no borders... that is such a great sentiment. it does remind me of a transgender... but it has a nice ring to it (we all have our rings, we are all alike in that respect... everybody poops)
@jayumble46679 жыл бұрын
Absolutely incredible! Thank you Mr. Bailey.
@loungejay85552 жыл бұрын
Derek Bailey must have sat at home pissing himself at people like you who actually think what he was doing had any sort of artistic or musical merit. He's taking the piss out of you, do you realize that?
@geecen8 жыл бұрын
Great to see what he's doing in close up.
@Xbangsplot5 жыл бұрын
Genius at work. I hope some of his detractors who call him a hack and worse will see this. Would change their mind set about him in a hurry.
@iamdamosuzuki_4 жыл бұрын
It's funny too because he was perfectly capable of playing more conventional music too. He got his start playing classical and bebop, both of which he's incredibly adept in. It's just that he preferred playing textured free improvisation.
@mdgraller Жыл бұрын
Dead wrong lol. This just makes me more sure
@udomatthiasdrums53222 ай бұрын
still love this music!!
@nfbnn2 жыл бұрын
Insane sweep at 3:10
@pizzaface40792 жыл бұрын
Lazer sweep
@GianpaoloPapa73 Жыл бұрын
horrible sweep and also with wrong technique. I can't believe there are people liking this.
@Josh_728 Жыл бұрын
@@GianpaoloPapa73 You're not in on the joke I guess. Nobody likes this, we're all here laughing and playing along.
@VinnyCarwash-js8op4 ай бұрын
@@Josh_728 I like this.
@Josh_7284 ай бұрын
@@VinnyCarwash-js8op Put 100 kids in a room and there's always one eating crayons in the corner.
@thepixelrantsshow6625 жыл бұрын
Maybe the greatest guitarist to ever grace the earth. Truly singular and beautiful.
@Russilly11 ай бұрын
Wow! Just plain wow!
@StephenDorocke Жыл бұрын
The Master🙏
@bendameron99227 жыл бұрын
Oh Derek Bailey.
@influxcourrier39167 жыл бұрын
Fantastique et tellement ouvert…
@dazpatreg4 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing this years ago and going "wtf is this crap"? I started listening to Bailey again recently and it actually all makes sense now
@jaronrd2 жыл бұрын
The bass line he plays along with the harmonics towards the end is nice.
Very nice, having known and recorded with Derek, those post about not him, are total rubbish......his hands, his guitar, his handmade picks from dental material......
@keithphillips16872 жыл бұрын
Genius
@astahlemusic4 жыл бұрын
This guy is old as hell and is playing some of the most cutting edge shit
@danum4423 жыл бұрын
Cutting edge like the edge of a razor blade runnivng across my glans?
@tomaszkaminski64952 жыл бұрын
@@danum442 Whatever you want ;)
@danum4422 жыл бұрын
@@tomaszkaminski6495 👍
@nickfanzo2 жыл бұрын
@@danum442 yoU seem to love following Bailey, since you comment on multiple videos . Stalker
@danum4422 жыл бұрын
@@nickfanzo Maybe you* are stalking me? But, yes. I am stalking a long dead poor guitarist. Much love brother :)
@sonx228 жыл бұрын
Wonderful statements!
@claymationwaves5 жыл бұрын
Yes that L-5 sounds amazing and so does the man aying it and so does the weed I like w33d
@edwardgibbs37735 жыл бұрын
Yes, but it's and ES-175
@music65775 жыл бұрын
Bro w33d
@aboriginesdream Жыл бұрын
Jazz…. Niiiiiiice
@lkpc66232 жыл бұрын
amazing
@pipityri9 жыл бұрын
Those 5 minutes are most likely the clearest evidence of his genius I've ever heard.
@written127 жыл бұрын
pipityri Yes. I couldn't agree more. Those harmonics are gorgeous - moody and so well placed among the chords and little single note runs.
@stealthyBLK7 жыл бұрын
absolutely . you took the words right out of me
@Fu911113 жыл бұрын
That sucked
@TheSecondNature8 жыл бұрын
i see he has a 70's gibson pickup in the neck (you can tell from the writing carved in it) but it's wired a la Peter Green. Maybe that was done to capture the harmonics better, as they are picked up stronger towards the bridge
@andrea48096 жыл бұрын
that pickup is in the neck position.
@innocentoctave5 жыл бұрын
@@andrea4809 He means that the pickup has been reversed in its slot - normally the pole pieces would be on the side facing the fretboard. I doubt whether it was 'wired a la Peter Green', which wouldn't be visible from the outside. Turning the pickup would slightly increase the treble response.
@ypolchenko-freejazz-guitar4 жыл бұрын
Incredible impro.
@argentinianguy Жыл бұрын
It alternates between contemplation and eerieness. Who the hell does that? And who has the domain of harmonics like this guy had?
@kingdozerrАй бұрын
The master
@czgibson30866 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Robert Fripp and Derek Bailey improvising together. I don't think it ever happened.
@neckercube12575 жыл бұрын
Interesting proposition! My tuppence worth: Fripp would have known about Bailey, at least through Jamie Muir who made an album with DB called Dart Drug (I think someone put it up here on YT). The nearest Fripp comes to playing like Bailey is on Groom, the B-Side of Catfood (Poseidon extra CD track). Also found on the brilliant Earthbound album, even though it has a very un-Crimson-like sound!
@innocentoctave5 жыл бұрын
I respect Robert Fripp as a guitarist, but Bailey was the superior musician. I think direct comparison with Bailey would have made Fripp sound rather limited.
@iamdamosuzuki_4 жыл бұрын
You'll love Fred Frith then. He's almost like a combination of the two, especially his stuff with Henry Cow.
@alexanderpederson77913 жыл бұрын
They're both English gentlemen of the highest order
@danum4423 жыл бұрын
Just grab a cheese grater, a garden rake and rub polysterene on your ears. Same result.
@jimmyhackles95029 жыл бұрын
Fantastic
@camusandinternet4 жыл бұрын
About fifteen years ago, I couldn't get into Bailey's music at all... Aged thirty, I can appreciate it a lot more now... It's really clear to me that he's not just running his hand across the fretboard and that there's technique to it... Gotta be in the right mood for it, though.
@L5man10 ай бұрын
What key is that?
@rossmitchell71253 ай бұрын
H
@PeasGraveny2 ай бұрын
Exactly!! I checked him out cos of Stewart Lee and I've yet to see him do anything other than clumsy, random handed dischords and those f-ing harmonics all the time. He managed to make a living playing like that,? It's not music at all. He doesn't even tune his guitar (unless he intentionally tuned to open F#11 diminished 5 #9) I love Beefheart and I get Trout Mask so I'm not a stranger to 'avant garde' art but this is just shit, isn't it,?
@tysonevarard9684 жыл бұрын
0:57 Could someone tell the notes of that chord?
@franciscusrebro14164 жыл бұрын
I'm hearing a minor 11 chord. The root note seems to be in between E and F (unless it's my piano that's not quite in tune). Say root E, then up a ninth to F#, down a major third to D, up a fourth to G, up a ninth to A, up a fifth to E. E-11(9) E - F# - D - G - A - E Or with root F: F - G - Eb - Ab - Bb - F Some of those notes are harmonics, too.
@jeffreycollins72974 жыл бұрын
They are more like Clusters ala Bartok. But even clusters can still be named.
@raulperez23083 жыл бұрын
bit late to the party, but my ears tell me Eb13, maybe with a sus4 or something because there's no tritone. don't have my piano on me tho, so not completely sure
@jackwaughmusic3 жыл бұрын
I gotchu. on guitar you can voice this with a capo on the first fret or (just tune your strings up a half step) : High E: 13 B string 11 G string : open (capo) D string: open (capo 1st fret) A string : 10th fret Low E: Open F (capo on 1st fret) In order of the notes played: Low F (go an octave up) G Eb Ab (go another octave up) Bb F So from bottom to top thats: F Eb G Ab Bb F chord is Fm11 with the 9th and the 7th
@tysonevarard9683 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, I legit forgot about this comment section, but I am so glad you guys responded, thank you!
@farfadetdu919 ай бұрын
il faut un feat avec pidi par pitié
@written127 жыл бұрын
Is this performance available on CD? Thanks so much for posting this.
@thomaschapman90934 жыл бұрын
I was born on the day he died. And I had no clue he existed until today.
@afterceasetoexist4 жыл бұрын
Pretty brilliant shit
@michaelgraham977411 ай бұрын
You're clearly a reincarnation of him. Now you gotta carry the torch
@slickgamesinc.90023 жыл бұрын
most punk thing i've ever heard
@jazzlefty3 жыл бұрын
You think bill frisell was influenced by DB?
@andrewking5633 жыл бұрын
I think so but have no historical evidence to back it up - the cluster chords and harmonics on this really remind me of the guitar on some Paul Motian Trio stuff
@samamidon32213 жыл бұрын
@@andrewking563 yes he was ! I have heard him say so and you definitely hear it in his playing
@davidgrahambrown37933 ай бұрын
If there is no melody in what he plays, is it just noise?
@Urdatorn2 жыл бұрын
Inspiring as fuck
@ergjazz9 жыл бұрын
awesome
@Claybraham9110 ай бұрын
This guys’ like the Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg of the guitar. A “one-liner” guitarist.
@darzil0075 жыл бұрын
18 dislike? how one could dislike this , unless they don,t the idea , or in the wrong page
@gringopig5 жыл бұрын
Yes well make that 19.
@bbis0013 жыл бұрын
20
@Kohntarkosz3 жыл бұрын
Some people have this preconceived idea of what musi cis supposed to sound like, and this ain't it. I heard one guy suggest that his 6 year old son could play like this, and I told him, "I can promise, your six your old will NOT be able to play like Derek Bailey!"
@iawnlad2 жыл бұрын
cool
@isolateddemon94382 жыл бұрын
This is unique.
@pandalilpigАй бұрын
Great. My channel and music series is inspired by the likes of Derek
@yeoldefreakshow9 жыл бұрын
Is there any more of this?
@patriciodecar39382 жыл бұрын
Experiencia sonica
@manricofiorentini49572 жыл бұрын
genius
@patrickselden57475 ай бұрын
☝️😎
@yp77738yp777395 ай бұрын
I feel I should, but, don’t get it. I’m convinced as a non musician I could achieve an equivalent discordant output. Emperors new clothes to me.
@moletrane277Ай бұрын
Please play guitar then
@yp77738yp77739Ай бұрын
@ The facility of humans to lose all independence of rational thought never ceases to amaze me. To think how many diseased or hungry children could be cured or fed for the same value as a banana duck taped to a white board. These matters will not compute for me.
@moletrane277Ай бұрын
@@yp77738yp77739 thats capitalism and consumerism not the fault of art
@大深堀7 ай бұрын
デレクベイリーイズオンリーワンな人だと思いました。🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
@alexycox134710 ай бұрын
This is the funniest comedy sketch I have ever listened to 😂
@elioheber10 ай бұрын
Kjjj
@TheNeodog4 ай бұрын
Brain food ❤
@musutang6667 жыл бұрын
最高。
@ericskinner73552 жыл бұрын
Dissonance is important. in life everything is not pretty or perfect.
@NatahPollin3 жыл бұрын
Sugoku iine
@slickgamesinc.90023 жыл бұрын
The song that plays when the character is slowly losing their sanity
@jland123 жыл бұрын
OK so I sat through the tuning up, when do I get to hear him play?
@JScottPeregrine6 жыл бұрын
Wow! After all these years as a struggling, crappy novice guitar player, I finally found a song I can play.
@henseleric5 жыл бұрын
Dream on...
@iamdamosuzuki_4 жыл бұрын
Ok. Upload a video playing exactly this.
@michaelgraham977411 ай бұрын
You could never play or make this. Go listen to Steve Vai or something bro
@adamtick Жыл бұрын
The jokes on us
@bbis0013 жыл бұрын
This track is called The Emporer's New Clothes
@shmuliknemanov40093 жыл бұрын
that is funny but i disagree
@bbis0013 жыл бұрын
I just can't stop whistling this!
@shmuliknemanov40093 жыл бұрын
@@bbis001 turns out this is somebody knocking off baily so the title is apt
@maettsook2 жыл бұрын
you're never to old to start learning an instrument
@dasmowilkins Жыл бұрын
he literally had formal training, n he was playing like this since the late 60s, way up until he died.
@maettsook Жыл бұрын
@@dasmowilkins Wow then it's tragic that he missed the lesson that taught how to tune the thing.
@dasmowilkins Жыл бұрын
@@maettsook son, what the fuck is wrong with you? obviously he can tune the shit, he was a session musician. you just don't like experimental music
@matttaylor46182 жыл бұрын
As a guitarist I have tried to see what all the fuss is about with this guy. The first minute was mildly compelling, felt like it was going somewhere. It's not the free tempo, or the dissonance that turns me off. Its the lack of framework, his playing is entirely context free which you'd think would be a good thing. But how can you push boundaries when there are none? There's real genius in a musician that pushes against convention, the tension creates excitement. Thats the dfference between DB and someone like Holdsworth or Coltrane, they created a world within a world. It provides a reference point by which to gather perspective. There is no tension here, no juxtaposition, therefore little perspective to be had you just sort of have to accept it for what it is. Interestingly most of his fans seem to be non-musicians.
@renekita2 жыл бұрын
The challenge in Bailey's playing is to avoid repetition and all musical cliches. It's a constant boundary. Free improvisation is music that lives in the now, without past nor future. You are expected to make each moment interesting and new. Non-musicians? You haven't followed the experimental music world. Bailey played with hundreds of musicians. Afterward their CV would include "played with Derek Bailey" in prominent position. It was a mark of quality.
@matttaylor46182 жыл бұрын
@@renekita You can avoid musical cliches in a composition or thru improvisation it’s a matter of creating something unexpected within the context. Without any context whatsoever the listener has no expectations therefore the element of surprise/ tension and resolve is completely ignored. If you really want to ignore convention why even play the guitar on a lap right handed? Could scratch your chin down the strings a bit make exactly the same noises and be a bit more original about it. Sorry not for me!
@renekita2 жыл бұрын
@@matttaylor4618 You need to listen to more of his music to get it. By 'musical cliches' I meant anything that sounds like 'proper' music. Bailey doesn't need tricks. He's deeper than that. There is harmonic complexity there that you don't hear.
@matttaylor46182 жыл бұрын
@@renekita you’re right I don’t hear it. It’s just random noise
@hazelschannel1622 жыл бұрын
@@matttaylor4618 What is your usual musical diet? You obviously don't have to like Derek Bailey, but I do think this is far from random noise (other then the part starting at around 4:00 haha). there is a lot of tension and release in this recording, I hear a lot of very interesting chords, and quite a few get resolved even if not in the standard way. When he goes heavy with harmonics its all very consonant to me, and I do like when he goes from a long string of those into a more cluster type passage or even sometimes a noise passage when the strings are fully muted.The recording it self is probably my favorite part, very quiet, and Derek plays a lot with dynamics, if you listen close he gets near instant jumps that are really pleasing to my ear. It gives you a lot of space to sit in and examine all the sounds he makes. I will say however I have listened to stuff quite more out there then this, and I don't say that as a brag, just means I'm more acclimated to this kinda stuff. I think regardless Derek has pushed against some sort of boundary here considering your response to this piece. I think that if nothing else the fact that this got a reaction means its good art, and I'm glad to see discussion like this in the comments.
@lefarfadetfarfelu9 ай бұрын
je préfère pidi je dislike
@NitrousMcBread4 жыл бұрын
Play 'You Are My Sunshine', Derek, go on.
@nasaofficial49513 жыл бұрын
Yav adam çalmayı bilmiyor
@PeterCaudwell3 жыл бұрын
Senin bildiğin gibi çalmıyor, kariyerine jazz standartlarıyla başladı, İngilterede en meşhur müzisyenlerle çalıştı. Adam aslında bir usta 🙂
@nasaofficial49513 жыл бұрын
@@PeterCaudwell ne kızıyon tm
@MirkoFustinoni7 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, this sounds like that Malmsteen dubbed video
@earinsound3 жыл бұрын
larry coryell take your shrooms
@asharmstrong67304 жыл бұрын
Pants.
@nicolashunter41313 жыл бұрын
this is art for sure,but i doubt about the real musical sense behind this
@nickfanzo2 жыл бұрын
Music is art, ya dope
@gringopig5 жыл бұрын
LOL the old fraud. Funny stuff.
@daveyellis81574 жыл бұрын
Absolutely a complete fraud.... My Dad knew him when he was young and was the least talented musician of his peer group.... And this is the proof.... Can not play at all.... Dog shite
@thepixelrantsshow6624 жыл бұрын
Davey Ellis Interesting..... tell me more
@Aduder9994 жыл бұрын
Is this like an emperors new clothes type thing. People act like they're hearing something others aren't and are privvy to some genius musicianship while really it sounds like a kid fucking about with dads guitar.
@Aduder9994 жыл бұрын
@King Chromosome with my nose
@trevorbarre56168 жыл бұрын
WTF is this? Someone who thinks he is a generic Bailey impersonator? By the way, this is not Derek Bailey playing, as I'm sure you all have realised. Certain stylistic features do not a coherent representation make. Why doesn't the 'author' of this guff make himself transparent. You're not Bailey, mate, so get real. Why have you done this, Mr. Faith-in-Fakes?
@martinbeer83098 жыл бұрын
What makes you say that? There isn't a clear shot of the face, hands and guitar together, but in the shots of the hands and guitar, the audio matches what the hands are doing. The guitar looks like Bailey's too; it has a couple of distinctive features.
@Toughguysdontdance127 жыл бұрын
I'll give you 3/10. Try harder.
@davelanciani-dimaensionx6 жыл бұрын
This doesn't sound like Bailey at all ... and they DO show pictures of his face. Not him. It's far too melodic and well timed in the early parts to be him. He almost never played anything even resembling actual music.
@dharmabam6 жыл бұрын
just one of the many fake Derek Bailey videos currently in circulation. I think this is the work of Fred Frith's disgraced brother Chad
@schneider18965 жыл бұрын
Of course it's him. Have you heard Arcana ? Same way to put Pinch harmonics. By the way, it's his style to do something like that, when you improvise sometimes you don't do things because you don't feel them in the moment. that one "fit" with the landscape.
@trevorbarre56167 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I don't want to be too trainspotty, but why no shots of Bailey's face? Having seen Bailey on numerous occasions, I don't think these are his hands. Fingers aren't long enough for a start. More to the point, whoever this is has some of Bailey's more obvious techniques down pat, but he doesn't have the master's grits and gravy. It meanders and has no dynamic. Clever pastiche, however.
@mr.beaverchair36227 жыл бұрын
Trevor Barre There are multiple shots of his face in the video. This is Derek.
@syaoranoni543267 жыл бұрын
congrats on making it through the first 30 seconds of the video
@dharmabam6 жыл бұрын
also I think the left and right hands belong to different guitar players because you never see them in the same shot
@thepixelrantsshow6625 жыл бұрын
jack o'nada Or I don’t know they could’ve just done 2 different shots for a stylistic effect
@YouTubeCensor2 жыл бұрын
I don't doubt that every shot is Bailey, but I do think that the camera operator was some kind of sadist for these annoying close-ups. Who wouldn't want to see both hands simultaneously?
@jackielegs8010 Жыл бұрын
Mostly terrible
@tonyharris69314 жыл бұрын
Come on chaps! It's free, it's improvised, but it's unpleasant to listen to, and utter nonsense!
@loungejay85553 жыл бұрын
Is this some sort of joke? this is fucking terrible. I'm from Sheffield so I suppose I'm supposed to like this...well I don't!