Rage-Fueled Moments: Elden Ring, Trine and Plate Up Madness

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

"I'm like a Labrador that wants to get into the bathroom with you." Never let it be said that Jonk has no self-awareness.

[@Voidrazoku]

First off, GOBBY FINALLY GOT A MINGUS; Secondly, that story Gabby told sounded like the most stressful crap I've ever heard LMFAO- and wild

[@miguichaotic9855]

Yeah. I would've thought they would mention them having a dog early on

[@averymarshall6060]

​@@miguichaotic9855 yeah why is this the first time we're hearing about it?

[@mooncherrie]

i think they were talking about Gabby family dog, cause this was before they moved into their new house

[@AutumnSwift2]

Who tf is GOBBY?

[@superiorrule34]

When Gabby gets quiet it means Jake is in massive trouble.

[@GallerySpecter]

I swear, Jonk and Gobby are just Dumb & Dumber irl. The two of them are just a pair of disasters and dumbassery, on top of just being odd, odd people. How they have both survived to adulthood is one of life's great mysteries.

[@kiyokoryusaki6043]

0:00 "I'm not taking responsibility for my actions" -Jonk 0:20 Jonk the bad Labrador 0:47 Hardcore Parkour 0:52 Sus Statue 1:13 What in god's name was that noise lol 1:27 I shudder to think about what would happen if you could change difficulty IRL now 1:41 WPE's Rule of Three 2:17 Disney's Saladin 2:31 Magic Users in the Early Game summarized 2:42 Y'know I believe the Jonkglish has infected Gobby 3:09 Dirty Italian Restaurant Names 3:37 Cath is Secretly Smeagol 4:03 Peak WPE Communication (seriously this is superbly hilarious and painful to watch) 5:10 WPE Impatience 5:20 Gobby's Pen Clicking 5:52 I refuse to describe this so let's move on 6:01 Alex's Birthday Wish 6:45 Goddarn Clods 6:59 Mosquitoes 7:24 Jonk the Queef 7:45 Ellis in Bird Form and in Train Conductor Form 8:33 FirstSalmon 8:50 Sniff my Ass 9:21 Alex as the Hulk 9:40 Classic Jonk incompetency 9:57 Gobby's really elaborate story (Seriously just listen to it) 14:21 Man mustard 14:41 Singing Happy Birthday while eating ice

[@blufu8727]

MVP

[@siechamontillado]

God's work

[@crowpond3665]

G o d between Alex’s Elden Ring creeper character and Gabby’s morning story, I’m absolutely losing it 😂😂

[@the_linguist_ll]

That story is insane

[@jamesbernadette6216]

Yup. And the damn end... I am NOT getting a dog. At least my cat doesn't slosh the birds she murks into mush 😭

[@designationc6042]

Get me a dog she says, I’ll name it Mingus she said

[@Sorikee]

The silence of disappointment from Gabby 😂 Jonk definitely got in trouble off stream

[@MichaelMurphy-wv4so]

The "poo and bird" story is so relatable as a pet owner lol. I laughed so hard that I started to retch hahaha

[@tarabryant2909]

I believe Cath has the personality of a Niffler.

[@TarlaPrettyPaws]

Omg, by the time you got to your dog in that story I was laughing so hard I had to take a break and wait for the tears to stop. It legit took a couple minutes. Thank you for sharing.

[@dr.bright6272]

Jonk does 500 damage. He's a tank

[@henrywilson2136]

Most of it is friendly fire.

[@dr.bright6272]

@@henrywilson2136 +500 damage to allies, +5 damage to enemies, -50 to grammar

[@WolfyFancyLads]

By any chance is his nickname Thomas? And is he a tank with an engine? :P

[@Forestguardian]

He's a Tonk

[@a1z158]

To be fair, the Aladdin pun should have been Saladdin

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Prince Salaed.

[@henrikmogensen4276]

7:56 TF2 Scout Ellis

[@akantiia]

I'm with you there Cath, shiny things for the win!

[@Achaeos]

10:00 The whole story is beautiful because my older Labradoodle catches moles, birds and voles and sometimes eats them, ranging from lightly chewed to mush. and its a pain to deal with. but at least its always outside. My only concern is when the puppy we got more recently sees this, is him acting like one of those feeder birds and licking the inside of his mouth for food scraps.

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

2:20 "From the studio that brought you Avengers and the director of Dictator..."

[@wesleyknight6899]

Omg Alex's character looks like a mix of Lou Ferrigno as Hulk and handsome Squidward

[@vincentender1486]

I laughrd too hard at the end, now i am light headed. Thanks

[@mendronesg]

It looked like you guys were doing the Dutch Rudder on 5:58 🤣

[@JustmeandBob]

I've been choking on my food for 15 minutes straight, because I can't stop laughing xD Gabby's story, the dry heaving, the slurpy "Happy Birthday" song, I'm in f*cking tears :D thank you for existing guys, I don't have depression but you'd have cured it if I had.

[@punthebun]

...When will I ever learn to not eat while watching WPE videos? I had JUST made myself a nice cheese sandwich, and as I took the first bite of it, Gabby got to the part of her story where she explained what the dog did...

[@noobkah9541]

happy birthday alex, i am suprised you didnt bring a knife on stream

[@MediaDroid960]

I wonder how WPE would fair against Radahn, Malenia, Maliketh, Godfrey, Placidusax, Mohg, and Radagon?

[@aggressivelysexual]

Not very well I'd guess

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

If those bosses were all blindfolded and half as fast? They'd have a 40% chance at victory together against maybe Godfrey.

[@aggressivelysexual]

@@doctorsnakeeater1997 I think Godfrey is a stretch, they could maybe get through the first phase of rennala

[@Nikolaj93DK]

i need more WPE going airsofting

[@Ryan-ie4tm]

Helldivers 2 with this crew would be insane

[@jefrosiers8880]

GAABBY GOT A DOG!!!!!

[@ben_hexagon5693]

Absolute god tier editing!!

[@Aanteatur]

Omg these stories are such a treat 😂😂😂

[@MrXaryon]

Sperma means sperm in Polsih as well and I was so surprised when Gabby articulated it the way she did xD

[@CosmicAnime]

Elise with his seagull laugh, haha.

[@callum105]

my precious BAT ! that tickled me

[@zat-1-fury]

13:32 this honestly made me laugh 🤣

[@andreanecchi5930]

I didn't expect to hear the word sperma in this video 😂

[@charrydog22]

For Gabby. Plate up recently added pasta to their menu!!

[@MrUfui92]

14:41 that was horrendous

[@definitelynotsatan7665]

Made the mistake of watching with my Beagel name Smeagel beside me, he thought they were talking to him but couldnt understand that they werent telling him what to do lol

[@howl9959]

lol the tea is crazy

[@cjrocks2012]

Randomizer run WHEN?!?!?! (love ya)

[@tomyorke3412]

More sensitive to smells in the morning...what?. Also Elis doing airsoft he looks like a school bus driver you don't completely trust lol

[@averymarshall6060]

South wales has seagulls

[@spk1121]

I like Ellis' hat

[@RottenFilmProduction]

Passion fruit causes gastric distress for dogs... Hence the shite...

[@theblueidiot5536]

More Elden ring yay

[@mlpsh6995]

How does jonk actually function in day to day life?

[@andybrooks7228]

So it was a euphemism.

[@shaynenelson6373]

Omfg. New here, fucking love it. Lmfao!!!

[@Paganelli68]

Spermalicious Video, Gratz from 🇮🇹

[@crazymus_pride]

Funfact the 3:19 is original a Greek word

[@CutestDemon]

Reminder to self: Dont get dogs, especially whatever hellhound chihuahua breed that Jonk and Gabby have

[@blackblade99009]

7:24 so that wasn't jakes fault. that was 100% gabby, granted jake would have whiffed but still, not his fault.

[@Pyrisk]

How do they play elden ring together like that? Cause it's not the normal co-op. PS I know it's MODS but which ones

[@rendthesky]

Mods

[@devilo1234]

the mods is called seamless coop

[@Rosachi]

I'm eating ffs...

[@auniqueidiot2535]

Wait. They finally got Gabby her dog?

[@clarke_griswold3680]

I know they dont do vlogs anymore but airsoft would have been great

[@summerfoulis6260]

14:00 From experience, don't watch this bit while eating lunch....

[@Daretobestupider]

Gabby singing with an ice-cube in her mouth sounded like she was giving Alex a VERY happy birthday, especially with the SLURP at the end...

[@Badazzgamer43]

I click on this video and the first thing i hear is Ow my junk (Ow jonk)

[@sirgingerbreadman5832]

Fun

[@nfury5762]

Yo

[@TheMasterwitcher]

Fcking hate elden ring.

[@hypermagical_ultraomnipotence]

Jake loves it when Gabby goes in the back

[@skraddarn69]

Never thought I'd relate to Alex, but mosquitos are the worst.

[@TheMultiskykid]

Thank you for that story😶😶😶, i was on my lunch break and im lucky i have a diamond stomach.

[@JandreLom]

That story is the perfect thing to listen to first thing in the morning while eating lasts nights sushi. Good thing my gag reflex is really weak first thing in the morning tough luck gabby

[@lexibyday9504]

"My precious baaaaaaat!!!!"

[@jobrien380]

I like seeing the extra channel being used

[@Wilbur_Coffeen]

This video really helped me today, my dog passed away today and I was crying for a few hours but your videos helped me laughs and smile, thank you again so much!

[@majormoron605]

That was some story...

[@Choppytehbear1337]

The most cursed part of this video is playing Elden Ring with Mouse and Keyboard.

[@Raida7]

The best rendition of Happy Birthday

[@lyannawinter405]

I love these compilations with all of you

[@Kirbycrasher2746]

6:44 Peridot monent

[@ddomg6088]

Jonk pronounces Saladin correctly.....gets made fun of by others who don't realise Saladin was a real and significant figure in history during the crusades (admittedly pretty sure Jonk didn't either but still)

[@layne7211]

some of my favorite KZbinrs playing one of my favorite games! (Elden Ring)

[@steventhomson8301]

0:01 “you do 500 damage” um actually he only dealt 193 damage so it wasn’t his fault

[@jj_8076]

I feel like worst pre-made ever extras is a bit much. What if you replaced ever with extra?

[@Erkle64]

That would be the smart thing to do, so not on brand.

[@ROBDEWAND]

Sperma is also Dutch, funny how it is exactly the same whit the same meaning

[@johikva546]

Gabby singing with ice and sucking the water made me choke on my drink

[@FredRated1967]

I can't wait to see you do Helldivers 2.

[@brandonwithers3620]

your guys make me choke on my coffee damn you!!!

[@azurebalmung4520]

Gabby is SO lucky Ellis wasn't playing Trine instead of Alex, he would have had a field day with Gabby's arbitrary labeling of what's back vs forward

[@mentalshatter]

14:13 I knew it was a mistake, eating breakfast while watching, but I did so none the less. Brave? Foolhardy? Newfangled fad diet? Who knows...

[@zero4391]

10:00 DO NOT listen while you're eating! Trust...

[@TheOnlyFMP]

Ice, huh?

[@TheAviator85]

There needs to be a game combining elements from trine, dark souls and plate up

[@mlpsh6995]

The sheer lack of competence is breathtaking.

[@filippofrassinelli3360]

Ma ghe sboro

[@dashmatixfrydman5585]

Within half an hour gang.

[@FabioD-io2bv]

3:28 Adoro quando parlate in italiano, i love when the group talk italian :3

[@russellwongjunsean]

First!

[@depression.mp3197]

Well that was a long morning