Oh, so Cotton doesn't like the stealing mechanic? Hmmm... *insert ominous foreshadowing of a certain lizard*
@MsLWinter6 жыл бұрын
"I want to treat you to my favorite deviant." I was surprised Cotton didn't ask if it was a Brachydios deviant. Or, you know, A second Uragaan. Which we all know is Rage's favorite monster.
@doolenny94584 жыл бұрын
Poor uragaan at least he has digdugdak
@paragoncj69376 жыл бұрын
Crab Boy and Rathalos Girl. It's official
@nghtwng15726 жыл бұрын
The Monster Hunter Spin-Off of Shark Boy and Lava Girl💯💯
@adriankl97754 жыл бұрын
@@nghtwng1572 zamtrios would be sharkboy And lava girl should be agnaktor
@ProfessionalNamielleLewder693 жыл бұрын
@@adriankl9775 Both have armor modes, shoot beams and hide under the surface.
@GreyWandererXD3 жыл бұрын
@@adriankl9775 Shouldn't Lava Girl be Lavasioth armor?😅
@adriankl97753 жыл бұрын
@@GreyWandererXD lavasioth armor suck and i meant the monsters not armor
@fang6096 жыл бұрын
Cotton: Well is it raining? Josh: It could be. Cotton: Well can you provide rain for me if it isn't? Josh: Yes( proceeds to calling Amatsu to come over for a visit)
@RageGamingVideos6 жыл бұрын
Just you wait!
@c1991kelly6 жыл бұрын
If that was really cotton i dident put his face with his voice either! My life is a lie!!! Rofl 😂😂😂😂
@fang6096 жыл бұрын
@@c1991kelly Same here.
@jay-vg5eg5 жыл бұрын
@@RageGamingVideos oh really josh post a video of the monster I'd like to see you try to post it hahahahha
@chaosgostar15986 жыл бұрын
Cotton:My owl now Josh:... Cotton That’s for mounting Lunastra
@VogelmitHut6 жыл бұрын
ROCKET POWERED ELDER DRAGON !!!!
@crystallakeslasher23885 жыл бұрын
Vogel mit Hut Are you german?
@rileyholloway91826 жыл бұрын
We learnt a few things today; Valstrax is a shark because he accidentally attacks people on purpose Josh names every one of his possessions (name of great sword plz?)
@michaelsnyman28004 жыл бұрын
Neb ta djeser
@angietrail67723 жыл бұрын
Atal kah
@deltaknight27646 жыл бұрын
18:16 *Malfestio just has his talons flipping the double bird as he flies away*
@PandaWolf5256 жыл бұрын
7:40 Cotton-“Finally the Paintballs and everything else are mine!”
@benwarren87246 жыл бұрын
WELCOME BACK TO PRO AND NOOB!! Today is our AMAZING AERIAL ASSAULT!!! Yes we take to the blue beyond as we fight the most hidden hunter, the slippery silent stalker, and the only the monster who has good enough sight to see you frothing salt at the mouth. Yes it’s NEFARIOUS NIGHTCLOAK MALFESTIO!!! Yes then we have the shooting star, the monster machine that thing that you thought was a an alien spaceship or a glitch in the game but then you realised was your worst nightmare!! Yes it’s HIGH-VELOCITY VALSTRAX!?! How will our high flyers outmanoeuvre these deadly death defying demons!?! Will they tumble and twist and turn towards terrible torture!?! STAY TUNED TO....Oh god not again, please I don’t want to be taken away from finishing my sentence, THIS IS THE THIRD NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE ALREADYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy......
@limbojimbo6836 жыл бұрын
If there's any guy who makes animal murder sound hilarious, it's you. No joke.
@emmanueladesiyan22366 жыл бұрын
What was the second near death experience?
@Trigger84926 жыл бұрын
Rap battle between all elder dragons PLEASE?!
@asrieldreemurr99685 жыл бұрын
I would pay blood to see that... I would say money, but I'm a poor bitch so I'll pay in blood instead
@oxybe4 жыл бұрын
"2 feet forward! 2 feet forward... LAAAAND!" I felt that. You try to be clever and help the hunt with a trap but the monster just... dances around it.
@spino15476 жыл бұрын
I Love this series so much. Cotton's First reactions are Just priceless
@GunlessSnake6 жыл бұрын
Crabbane vs. Crabboi. Kratos, what's your verdi-- Kratos: *BOI!* Well that settles that :P
@art_dongle79116 жыл бұрын
Cotton face reveal
@themightydaltho75796 жыл бұрын
9:50 calm down John it's no nut November
@jamesdunlap68566 жыл бұрын
Do you live in Australia or new Zealand because it is for the rest of the world Except maybe far East Asia
@marrier99996 жыл бұрын
Valstrax after he comes back from blasting off - "I just went to the moon and back." Hunter - "Show off."
@thadeuschadwick2836 жыл бұрын
I was promised an ANGERY PICKLE not the best Deviant ever!! (Which is probably better)
@Stratelier6 жыл бұрын
Deviljho is G4, and they just unlocked it. (not Savage Jho, that's postgame)
@fang6096 жыл бұрын
9:32 I promise nothing.
@lizardking65016 жыл бұрын
I saw onely a twerking rocket power'd elder dragon
@zeromailss6 жыл бұрын
That new outro is the best, glad it was finally done, been waiting since forever
@TheAzRage6 жыл бұрын
Day 3 since cotton branded the charge blade with Shame. How do I go on? In one foul swoop my Tyrannis II has been stripped of its former glory. I can no longer super elemental discharge without feeling ashamed. What do I do? I have tried to understand the wisdom of this 'cotton' but I cannot make sense if it. Something is certainly amiss and I will not rest until I find out what...
@jonahf.2776 жыл бұрын
We need charge blade support group
@jacobgilbreath67046 жыл бұрын
Definitely not the reaction I was expecting him to make when night cloak went invisible, I was expecting something like, "WHAT THE F@#K!?"
@alexreznov456 жыл бұрын
There weren't enough mushrooms in this video.
@Cottonmouth2556 жыл бұрын
*sees video title* YES. SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE GLORY THAT IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE MAGNIFICENT NIGHTCLOAK MALFESTIO.
@IKMcGwee6 жыл бұрын
All glory to the wonderfully gaudy Owl and its equally Wonder-gaudy armor.
@snarkmclovins80756 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL THE NIGHTCLOAK
@gludovic64376 жыл бұрын
I Cannot trust somebody with "Cotton" in his name,sorry
@velliott66416 жыл бұрын
Blood bath Diablos
@kerronlea23356 жыл бұрын
Josh still finds regular Malfestio to be uninteresting
@sonicfan11o96 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest. Someone had to say the game isnt realistic at all. Cotton happened to be that someone
@IexistIguessidk6 жыл бұрын
I like Nightcloak, but my favourite Deviants are Boltreaver, Soulseer and Bloodbath. And Valstrax is just best thing ever in Monster Hunter if you ask me.
@confederacyofindependentsy445 жыл бұрын
The references. I love it. First tenacious D and now dean from spn? Dude i just love it seeing/ hearing people i love while watching content i love. It just suprises me and makes me happy
@dilophosaurussk43336 жыл бұрын
DAMN THERES SO MANY MUSHROOMS IN HERE
@300IQPrower6 жыл бұрын
1:55 *Mic drop* Nergi has been usurped. Edit: Cotton looks like...like....like me mixed with ProZD....am I part Noob, even after all these hours i’ve sunk into this series...? *goes out and stares into the rainy distance*
@RageGamingVideos6 жыл бұрын
You really think so?
@dracomaster25136 жыл бұрын
300-I.Q. Prower But the Red Comet can not compete with the Sapphire Star
@300IQPrower6 жыл бұрын
RageGamingVideos I am 100% sure of both my statements
@bronumero73345 жыл бұрын
Nergigante pales when Valstrax appears in the sky.
@kblackemperordragon5 жыл бұрын
Nergigante: nergigante and I to say that I like this guy style
@reavercorp48636 жыл бұрын
Please sweet Rage god, give us a tip video from Cotton about going from MHW to MHGU xD I wanna be good like you two
@reavercorp48636 жыл бұрын
You’re so original and funny 😄 I’m glad you took time from your schedule to share such infinite Dark Souls wisdom with me, bless you good sir
@obsidironpumicia40746 жыл бұрын
@@reavercorp4863 No, the Bherna Gal at some point ACTUALLY says something to the effect of "Most hunters would just tell you to 'git gud', but that doesn't seem nice!". And also, quick rundown. No walking while healing. Pickaxes and nets are a limited resource. Don't forget those Hunter Arts, because then you'll have to run back to the prep area. No grappling hook. Sad, but true.
@reavercorp48636 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tips! And yeah, I know it’s most common to get the “tough it out” answer, and in most cases I do understand, I mentioned DS earlier because I’ve loved the series since Demon Souls. I just feel like with Mh especially there’s a finesse to the game. I’ve tremendously enjoyed World but I’m concerned that getting past the switch’s Joy Cons might be a bit much for me personally, along with the obvious back track in a few QoL situations like the grappling hook. Which is why I think Cotton’s opinions might be super helpful, considering he started on World and now is holding his own really well in GU
@obsidironpumicia40746 жыл бұрын
@@reavercorp4863 "Holding his own" Specifically, his severed head but yeah, sure, whatever you say. Oh, and depending on your playstyle, your Style could be vastly different. Guild's for beginners, Striker is for people who like spamming arts, Valor is seen above, Adept is for people who can time attacks well (my style), Aerial is for jumping on ALL THE THINGS, and Alchemy is for supporting your friends. Just... never go Valor Charge Blade. Never.
@Lockz11116 жыл бұрын
@@obsidironpumicia4074 side note, if you're an aerial, you'll probably suck at mounts. I'm an adept hammer user which is nice since 90% I'm staring the monster in the face and most of it's attacks are coming from there so it's nice to have that get out of jail free card, not to mention you can store a adept counter with hammers to better aim it
@pridefulnamelesshunter11456 жыл бұрын
I want to see a top 5 list of cotton's fav monster hunter monsters also valstrax is my fav monster
@dodorex46766 жыл бұрын
keyblade override the gore shagaru and chaotic magala are my favorite are my favorite and technically all 3 can be my favorite because their all the same species!
@spectrasoulfaire2154 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that Nightcloak is Josh's favorite Deviant because my hunting partner utterly _despised_ that owl after helping me get its armor maxed out. Personally, I quite like Nightcloak.
@Stratelier6 жыл бұрын
I recently had my *rocket-powered showdown* to unlock G4 ... defeated the dragon solo, Prowler mode, but it did take a full 30 minutes. Best highlight: Valstrax begins his round-the-world attack right after knocking me out, and my cat is JUST about to finish the revival animation when Valstrax slams down. If I'd revived half a second faster, it would have been a back-to-back KO. 2nd best highlight: Valstrax's first move in the hunt was his round-the-world attack.
@pronoob51946 жыл бұрын
If u remember the g6 song ur the real MVP.......... And old....like me
@ThePixelGuru956 жыл бұрын
RED COMET? THE ROCKET POWERED ELDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY CHAR? THAT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE XD
@BlazeEmerald6 жыл бұрын
The Pixel Guru - It does turn red, it is fast and it beats up our protagonists early on before they get better. Sounds like A CHAR to me
@AstralAshe6 жыл бұрын
It’s actual subtitle is the Argent comet
@brazguard3akabg3576 жыл бұрын
Nightcloak is so damn cool. I can't wait to get this game.
@pedrorhodes62064 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the nostalgia, the crab Boy joke just doesnt gets old
@krishnansubramoni78016 жыл бұрын
Your elder dragon raps are amazing.
@Gamerboy54346 жыл бұрын
Here before 1080p, WHYYYYYYYY
@plasmancer61046 жыл бұрын
5:11, got a 30 second unskippable ad right here, that dam cliffhanger
@knight64396 жыл бұрын
Crab boy is my new favorite superhero 😁😁
@jombly44156 жыл бұрын
Thay should add in zamites in to world and u can put them in your room plus imagine zamtreos in world!!!
@kenju22686 жыл бұрын
I knew Cotton would eventually switch to ONE of the monsters who carries around heads on a stick, just wasn't sure which one he would go for lol Also I approve of the Hell Skull on a stick ^^
@LyraVeil6 жыл бұрын
dude excelent transition to the val cinematic from the in game footage !
@helix7136 жыл бұрын
That was a nice butterfly. But Josh, you say that you want to have Nightcloak's babies but you clearly cheated on him with ROCKET POWERED ELDER DRAGON! You are no better than Rathian. Nightcloak was going to propose to you! Everything was already planned, Crab-boy was going do the ceremony and everything. (Naturally, I kid XD) Great hunt guys.
@ElenaPog6 жыл бұрын
11:51 just sums up Proob. You can watch those few seconds and know everything about Proob from it
@Corvidriot6 жыл бұрын
For you dauntless players, razorwing Kharaback or night cloak owl? Pure invisible with Brief flashes, or just outline the whole time?
@NyxsNight5 жыл бұрын
I really empathize with Cotton on that trap fail, I know that pain well
@rowansteyn88226 жыл бұрын
16:39"He stole my fucking max potion!" *Smiles with independently moving eyes, long fangs, and a REALLY long tongue.*
@devenlemend45992 жыл бұрын
i love how even in g rank fighting the valstrax this man still refuses to turn on his u.i.
@jakelow27316 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite Elder Rap so far, it's so gog damn good Josh. But still waiting on My Boi Lao Shan :( and Zorah, AND Nakarkos Elder Raps ...
@sadeknight91126 жыл бұрын
So I got MHGU recently and I’ve been getting bodied left and right, in five hours I had only beaten velocidrome and great maccao. It was at that point I realized, I was doing multiplayer quests the entire time! Turns out I’m not bad and could solo multiplayer velocidrome with starter equipment.
@cottonmouthxx78286 жыл бұрын
Today has been an awful day and I'm so excited for this, time for some laughs! ❤
Hahahaaaaa!!! 10:00 Tubey thonk faint "... ow". Oh my TV now knows what coffee tastes like.
@threemays6 жыл бұрын
"Best Deviant" uhhh Crystalbeard exists? Like come on I'd think a MH vet would have better opinions
@gludovic64376 жыл бұрын
Underated comment over here.
@dewaarya70006 жыл бұрын
Someone Jealous..........
@CleopatraKing3 жыл бұрын
Gundam armor with the Corona sword is the best fashion and you cant disagree
@dscrye6 жыл бұрын
Red Comet... Hmm, Char Aznable's spirit animal?
@samuelcarl9350 Жыл бұрын
To think cotton has been captain cottonicus crabbane until sunbreak
@mopses6 жыл бұрын
Please do Massacre Demon Diablos, PLEASE
@sonicman456115 жыл бұрын
Right as valstrax hits the ground for its "round the zone attack" an ad started
@lachlangildea9466 жыл бұрын
0:08 1:53 3:33
@Yungwolf14 жыл бұрын
Char Aznable, after hearing a elder dragon being called the "Red Comet" before a mission: "HOLD MY GUNPLA."
@Angelwolf206 жыл бұрын
Heeey, the music that starts at 10:57, I know that one. Pretty good instrumental
@techothunder41665 жыл бұрын
Angelwolf20 what’s the name of it?
@markschrade49913 жыл бұрын
we will never know *sad noises*
@redofculture95022 жыл бұрын
I'll try my best
@BlazeEmerald6 жыл бұрын
1:52 - So I just realized that Valstrax is A CHAR
@kaijemarti53726 жыл бұрын
Cotton is the "electric-crab boy-squak" .. lets stay with pinkius.
@mrdoometernal6 жыл бұрын
I’m just hoping you save Bloodbath for last, make it the final deviant for cotton
@strikecaptain1215 жыл бұрын
I was born in the sea...molded by it, I did not see the light of the surface until I was an adult crab...and even then it was nothing but blinding!
@azomy29406 жыл бұрын
rap is an 8.5/10 a bit too slow
@namonator71446 жыл бұрын
Best rap so far hands down i just loved the rhythm
@limbojimbo6836 жыл бұрын
Name: Nightcloak Race: Bird Wyvern Class: Bard/Rogue Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Strength: 12 Dexterity: 11 Constitution: 9 Intelligence: 16 Charisma: 15 Wisdom: 12 Spellbook (please don't attack me because I made these up): Hypnosis, Minbender, Transparency Cloak Items: 29100 Zenny
@Hc2p3n4t4rp6 жыл бұрын
Cotton, I dont know if you know it already, but in case you dont, you can stack the effects of other Oils into Chaos Oil basically this is the breakdown, Ill only list Chaos Oil 2 and 3 cause Chaos Oil 2 is exactly the same as 1 but last longer breakdown will be like this, the colum is the level the stat it affects and what it becomes with the corespoding Oil, like this +15%~30% where +15% is the effect of chaos oil and +30% is after using affinity Oil, Mind Oil is a bit diferent, since Chaos Oil gives you the Minds Eye skill efect the Minds Eye Oil gives you sharpness, Ill only note how many units of Sharpness it gives you, do note, normally the animation for applying oil is faster than the sharpenning animation Chaos Oil LV2 (180 sec) LV3 (120 sec) - Affinity +15%~+30% +30%~+60% - Part Breaker 1.1x~1.2x 1.15x~1.3x - Exhaust Exhaust 5~10 Exhaust 8~14 Stun 4~8 Stun 7~12 - Minds Eye 100 Units 120 units thanks gaijin hunter for this info
@lightning09386 жыл бұрын
You should see the rustrazor Longsword you literally tore its arm off and use it as a weapon. Also the valstrax armor is what I use for my LS build. Dragonheart+crisis+atk up L = every monster dead
@robodoge9996 жыл бұрын
This seriously just popped in my head but what if the rocket powered great sword is made from parts or has a piece of a valstrax in it?
@The_Barroth6 жыл бұрын
Cotton face reveal. He kinda looks like his character
@LyrikalMaestro4 жыл бұрын
so would love to see some mobs in gu to be in iceborne but sadly the devs are unable to get some to work properly. may a solution come soon because i wanna fight valstrax and astioth meanwhile having some laughs with zamtrios and chameleos
@vixeneris23076 жыл бұрын
When is Rajang and will he get a rap? Also Thunder Puppy, Amatsu, and Fatalis. Chameleos??
@isaiahjennings22956 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about savage pickle
@Stratelier6 жыл бұрын
Zinogre was G3; Rajang is G4. The others are postgame.
@jonasfenix146 жыл бұрын
THAT'S MY FAVORITE MONSTER, VALSTRAX!!
@jakomioftherose24346 жыл бұрын
I guess that Cotton in the next episode, or the one after that, he's gonna be dressed up in Valstrax's armor.
@niruken74516 жыл бұрын
5:13 EXACTLY WHEN VALSTRAX WAS GOING TO MAKE A RIFT ON THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH A WILD TIK TOK AD APPEARS
@mctankies4 жыл бұрын
That is indeed a pretty butterfly.
@duobizarrobizarro6 жыл бұрын
Oh okay now I see where the Wyvern Ignition GS came from...
@dragonsswarm19875 жыл бұрын
They should have made the arms on that armor into dual blades.
@collinflynn97536 жыл бұрын
You think you could do a compilation of all your elder dragon raps at the end of the year, cause that would be awesome!
@JohnWhite-ry8te6 жыл бұрын
Is that irl cotton at 17:54?
@georgelindsay94476 жыл бұрын
Glowing eyes is a no for night vision as the light from behind the eyes would blind itself
@IgnisMiles34 жыл бұрын
I am about to blow your mind. Valstrax is Volcanion from pokemon.BOOM mind blown.
@powerbalancevathelastkitsu25042 жыл бұрын
Ok, I was watching this two days before Halloween when they made that argument
@ultimatealduin35096 жыл бұрын
One does not simply fight a comet 👌
@chaosdragon-fox18646 жыл бұрын
Do we have to call you 'RustRazor Cotton' Now? The Hell skull makes quite the impression actually. 5:15 Valstrax got you good there Rage! 15:00 Nightcloak does not approve of you! 18:08 that's why i put the trap under flying ones when they land
@alexkogan97556 жыл бұрын
Wait, “Red Comet?” OMG it’s Char Aznable!
@erickjonas13146 жыл бұрын
We demand to go down the rabbit hole Josh! We wanna know the funny content you are hiding from us
@BryanMuhlbauer6 жыл бұрын
Cotton's armor!
@TigerW0lf6 жыл бұрын
I see Cotton has decided to go down the Crab Genocide Route
@dracoetathuban77896 жыл бұрын
The skull represents the mount of destruction he has cuassed againts the rust razors
@izekmon68545 жыл бұрын
1:00 it feels like parents are just fighting in front of us their children
@ChildNightmare4 жыл бұрын
Valstrax rap is by far my favourite
@ghoxtlyrose47243 жыл бұрын
Me and a hunter finished Valstrax off in 9 minutes, and she was a hammer while I was a Prowler. Her name was Asszero. I miss Asszero
@acidintheface6 жыл бұрын
Cotton is forever known as Dr Zoidberg
@malapp98726 жыл бұрын
My little monster: friendship is murder
@justinnovotny14856 жыл бұрын
Best Dragon Chameleos next?
@Stratelier6 жыл бұрын
No, Chameleos is postgame (and you can't sequence break those hunts).