Subaru Arrests International Marriage Scammer and Head of "Lamy Water" Syndicate "Nenechi" [En Subs]

[@raikotranslations6733]

A few people have asked what "kusogaki" means and it makes me think I probably should have put a TL note in the description. Kuso=shit and gaki=kid, so "kusogaki" is something similar to "spoiled brat" or "little shit" in English.

[@asmcint]

Shouldn't be a TL note, it should've just been translated in the subtitles in the first place.

[@birgerz360]

@@asmcint but now you know what kusogaki means, just according to keikaku.

[@asmcint]

@@birgerz360 I knew even before I checked to see if anyone was rightly complaining about such a heavily-featured word in the video being completely untranslated for no reason.

[@eljn2737]

@@asmcint I disagree. Kusogaki is one of few words that should be left untranslated but with a TL note. It is used very frequently and it's always in a form of comedy, and it's one of those words that has a special "feeling" when said in its original language. "Little shit" or "spoiled brat" would give a completely different and unnatural feeling to the TL. Besides, "little SHIT" and "spoiled BRAT" we percieve as more aggressive and intense words because we speak the language, "Kusogaki", like "Erogaki" is a nice bridge to Japanese humor.

[@asmcint]

@@eljn2737 That is the most contrived weeaboo horseshit I have ever seen anyone say. It's like that one meme about leaving "nakama" untranslated because "Oh it means so much MORE than friend or comrade". You're full of shit. "Shitty brat" or "Little shit" is perfectly fine.

[@kamikazefuumetsu]

what amazed me about selling Lamy's Sacred water allegations is that the crime is not about selling it, but because it too expensive. sasuga nene's husbands

[@carmonta1616]

bro exactly the wording was like he was mad that it was expensive, why did no one catch that

[@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877]

word on the street is she's cutting it with nene foot sweat which we have on report as being super stinky.

[@DrFoggyPants]

Men of culture

[@chappeah]

@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877 it's called a marinade

[@hoticeparty]

Overload of culture

[@WeebMeat]

I hope Subaru does this with more of Hololive.

[@ex_potato]

Reminds me of the old Okayu trial from last year. That was also top comedy material

[@ikr9358]

I'd love to see what charges would be brought up against Towa.

[@Zack0_the_Tako]

@@ikr9358 2 charges would definitely be (1) for causing death by giving diabetes and (2) fraud for self-proclaimed devil.

[@rambutan3655]

If it was Pekora. Even Subaru knows there is no need of trials. She is one of the victim of this vicious rabbit multiple times

[@StonemonkeyTube]

@@rambutan3655 Maybe that's why Pekora is creating Pekoland, so she can claim diplomatic immunity.

[@darkmanure]

Don't worry Nene, we husbands will post bail and hire a lawyer for you.

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

The bail well get denied depending on who Subaru pick for a judge. If it's Mio then the bail well get accepted, but if it someone like A- Chan then the bail well most likely be denied and even with a lawyer Nene well still be charged.

[@visteron1429]

@@CaptainIchimaruGin Well then we, the army of husbands will have no chance but to storm the jail and get our wife out. It wont be pretty so better not let it come to that...

[@cirnotheicefairy3609]

@@visteron1429 Good luck, the jail guards are Korone and Kanata... and someone gave Korone a shotgun and the BFG... and Kanata.. is Kanata.

[@temporal_paradox]

I would love to help out with bail but.. uh.. say, are you thirsty? I've got some incredibly high class water.

[@pandagrill9391]

With our 3 quadrillion yen salaries we can probably afford it.

[@neostorm999]

Lol. They reported the armpit water as a crime because it was too expensive. My man.

[@dfcx1]

Do you know how much RFA it takes to sweat out an entire liter? That price is a STEAL!

[@neostorm999]

@@dfcx1 As part of the Broke Gang(TM) I reserve my right to be stingy.

[@wooden49]

@@neostorm999 Broke Gangᵀᴹ RISE UP

[@NotRubesty]

I am surprised nobody brought up the fact that Nenepro workers are still trapped in a building without an exit, to ShubaPOL

[@mahdibd]

I mean, if they can't escape means there is no witnesses. Perfect crime

[@MilloTKLOL]

Wait we also in Nenepro right......

[@NekRulez]

Yes, 200k+ husbandos and not one complaint.

[@NotRubesty]

@@MilloTKLOL DON'T EXPOSE MY POSITION, OH NO IS THAT NENE WITH A CONTAINER-

[@S.A.O.D.A]

I lost it at "Apologize to the chocolate industry!" Subaru is truly Hololive's ultimate tsukkomi

[@MegaZeta]

Korone has been telling versions of the "apologize to [CORPORATE PRODUCT]" joke for over a year now

[@luce9264]

Hataraku reference www

[@S.A.O.D.A]

@@MegaZeta So have Japanese comedians for the last 50 years

[@Thomas-cn3sg]

man I can't WAIT until pekora comes on this segment. Imagine the size of that list...

[@S_Poco_Loko]

It would require separate stream

[@agathaking4255]

Pekora will be tried by the International Court of Justice

[@naufalmegawanto298]

BOLD of you to even THINK that the war criminal will let herself get captured in the first place

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Usada Kensetsu would just buy the police station and courts first.

[@hornitako7006]

UsaKen is Japan's scariest black company, now that they've gone international, who even dares to bring their crimes to court

[@anakin148]

Is it just me or this is basically the perfect role for Subaru?

[@miredmind]

Yeah, as the straight woman, this is perfect for her

[@bewaryofbug]

ducks in a blanket smells like duck

[@jasonanno3881]

What’s the origin for her police character?

[@HappyMistakes]

@@jasonanno3881 because she often plays the straight man

[@Kimri]

Poor Nene, everything she did, she did it for us and someone still found the gall to rat her out. #JusticeforMeme !

[@chocolatesquirrel2002]

Meme...

[@basicallystupid9008]

Meme...

[@captainfooboo7187]

But what about Nene?

[@NIREV]

Suzumomo Meme

[@basicallystupid9008]

@@NIREV Oh

[@Ogamra]

I think this is one of my favorite streams they have ever done. Thanks for the translations!

[@McDudes]

Agree these clips are really fun, I hope Subaru will make more.

[@RiskOfBaer]

Yep, it's basically just a bunch of different hololive memes and references. Good stuff.

[@bamboozledan]

Subaru needs Ame for this

[@a_culturedman8281]

Nah Ame would be the one getting arrested

[@justiceuponus3766]

@@a_culturedman8281 when the detective is actually the criminal mastermind XD

[@galfian]

@@justiceuponus3766 well, I'm thinking about Moriarty now

[@archerslayer506]

@@galfian i could see Moriarty doing this, only to get either smacked by Holmes or it was so obvious that the Master saw through it instantly

[@captione6337]

Imagine being judged in court and your defense is "It can't be helped" lol. Nenechi is built different

[@tangroro]

This should be a series, literally 95% of Hololive members are criminals and psychopaths😂

[@jtosety]

Anyone else want to hear Nene and maybe a few others sing that song from Chicago "They Had it Coming"

[@alwaystired4506]

Imagine if we have weekly police reports like Asacoco now XD

[@kingsmerte3629]

I lost it at _SILENCE KUSOGAKI_ (5:28) LMAO Subaru is hilarious

[@alwayshasbeenman7277]

Those allegations weren't a crime~

[@alj4259]

They are in idol society. It gets rough in those circles

[@Mechagodzilla128]

@@alj4259 but they're an entertainment company now! Yagoo said so himself!

[@techpriestsalok8119]

The husband collection is, or at least is in the good old US of A. Selling Lamy water is against the terms of service of nearly every online retailer. Being obsessed with poop is not a crime anywhere I know of.

[@orangeapples]

Subaru: “Is it possible you love poop?” Subaru, you also went through a poop phase not long ago.

[@V___V__]

What happened lol

[@HudaefCares]

@@V___V__ Not much, just Subaru building random poop mounds on MC xD

[@teilzeitbernd]

Kiara: *nervous chicken noises*

[@abidkhairy..3863]

@@HudaefCares she also called sora mountain a poop lol

[@yso-serious1759]

Seiso Police Officer Subaru is serving justice by giving us great content.

[@Lux_Aeterna]

Subaru: You've been collecting husbands haven't you! Nene's Husbands: Yeah we're all Nene's husbands! Nene: Yeah I stuff them into bottles and put them on display Nene's Husbands: Chotto a minute

[@rubin24364]

TL note: Kusogaki means brat

[@jimpargon]

Never change Super Nenechi

[@-Raylight]

Subaru is smart, she became the police so she can't be jailed for her crimes xD #Nenedidnothingwrong She just married all of her listeners because she wants to make everyone happy xD

[@nzuriivoliss]

My fav kusogaki

[@improcrastinator7130]

i love how proud she is that she has so many husbands and puts them in bottles

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

A good way to preserve them

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

*Chum bottles

[@A-SUS]

After Nene get out from the prison: Botan : "you got the thing?" Nene : "idk, how much do you have in your wallets? "

[@TheMeaster85]

Thank you for translating this stream! Can't stop laughing

[@TheUPChannel]

Subaru might as well be the Hololive version of Phoenix Wright because she's pointing her snitch finger at everybody.

[@jon...5324]

Officer Shuba: What is your defense? Kusogaki criminal nenechi: Shou ga nai 草草草草草草草草草草草草草草

[@Yor35P]

The energy of these two never ceased to amaze me.

[@nyu1425]

The queen of international reverse harem got arrested by the Shuba

[@tianyu4108]

I love this series, hope Subaru will do more.

[@BeckyBoopsYOU]

I cant wait for her to get Pekora

[@qtheplatypus]

It is a pity that haachama is on her pilgrimage.

[@Enigma457]

"SILENCE KUSOGAKI" got me good lol

[@wilkatis]

Honestly I love this new officer Subaru series! A great laugh, and I'm finally getting to see more Subaru clips with that

[@Vintagestep]

Subaru really came with a brilliant idea for a Stream that really suited her, her tsukkomi playing the cop was priceless add to that SO MANY BOKE with their different quirks and personalities, I've been laughing like an idiot for longer than I should admit hahahha

[@horizonbumpy2828]

Nene: ''i didn't particularly think anyone would go out of their way to go back and check'' this is the internet, it's what we do...

[@alexhayden507]

what a perfect pairing lmao

[@danishperera2369]

Thanks for the subs

[@Wolfoso]

"I put my husbands in jars." *Rainbow Dash PTSD Intensifies*

[@neroraregroove8775]

Imagine subaru do this with holostar / holoid gen 1

[@asthinnicomahinay3607]

Roberu wont be jailed then. cuz hes our winning son

[@Tigrion]

183$ yup good value indeed ^_^

[@rave400v6]

We have to bail out our wife lol. Cop Subaru gig is so much fun.

[@matthijsvanbeest5093]

Truly the worst of the worst criminals

[@DaggerFiend]

Subaru's paper fan most have been smoking by the end of this stream.

[@Kiryuuin_]

I love how even nenechi model seems so cheerful, you wouldn't believe she was a war criminal at all

[@Korokun]

Bless you for these translations

[@DoggyDisk]

"This stuff is worth a fortune" If Subaru knew the potential money to be made. Maybe then she could see the vision like our glorious SUPERNENECHIMAX. A true entrepreneur.

[@arigathanks5162]

I'll take three litres of Lamy's high quality water please. Edit: Do you also have stock of Tenchou's water too?

[@diostone6975]

*wee woo wee woo "Officer Subaru, its THIS person! ARREST HIM!"

[@Ben_Hard]

@@diostone6975 no need to lock him up for being a FNATIC fan man...

[@doeslemonsucc1409]

@@Ben_Hard that’s like saying “No need to arrest a drug addict for buying drugs.”

[@FrankToasty]

Chicken broth草

[@geraalcht]

I'd lick the leather chair Tenchou sat at.

[@kaitosasaki4262]

Leave it to Subaru to deal with another Kusogaki She's a pro at this point

[@SunnyDLux]

I didn't know I needed this

[@yorginho]

Nene is sooo goddamn underrated, man

[@GeorgeMonet]

She's not kidding about Lamy water being a goldmine.

[@Nexidal]

Ty for this!

[@tedgabriel412]

I kid you not!!! I misread the thumbnail as, "armpit meat" and freaking died oh my gawd

[@bluenostalgia8399]

Nene was so sure rushia would breakout of the jail...haha she knows her sempai so well.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

And I have an idea how how she'd do it, but it's to dangerous to talk about it, in case she succeeds

[@McDudes]

Hmm so what a out the #1 highest ranked kusogaki Shion...?

[@shimada14]

Shion has been nice lately so I doubt her listener to file something into Oozora Police Dept

[@mayukich.1379]

Nene is soooo chill it's too precious. I bet even in jail she'll have special food and a bed with comfy room and everything ❤️

[@Mitulaa]

These clips are just pure comedy gold xD

[@kanzaki2672]

20k yen for 1 litre of Lamy Water is a good price if you ask me. Nene should’ve sell it in 125ml batch to make it more exclusive.

[@lamywater]

thanks for tl, this series is hilarious

[@Dradeeus]

Love how Subaru is wearing a hat on top of her hat. x3

[@amazingfan15]

0:26 "could of" gives me conniptions

[@Cielzerozx004]

As expected of Nene. Shes like Haachama number 2.

[@sipp884]

See what you did there kusa

[@volbla]

Nene is the biggest goofball. She's absolutely precious.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Your honor, none of those charges are crimes, we demand immediate release.

[@geeteshm4858]

Very friendly criminal. Even the officer liked her nice👍

[@Haaton-of-the-Basement]

Everyone gangsta until Subaru starts playing GTA V as a cop.

[@takolovescookies]

With Subaru's personality, she's fit to be the holopolice.

[@KeenxLimit]

The two brightest members facing off

[@purewhiteloverbizarrejelly]

Watame: Watame did nothing wrong🤗 Subaru: Understandable, have a great day

[@Indifferential-]

Subaru's the best Tsukkomi. Also, that Nenechi picture is too much. HHNNNNNGGGG!!!!

[@antthefool7637]

20000? A small price to pay for salvation

[@notSusNugget]

4:26 LOL 5:08

[@dashknife-edge6539]

Nene: Is there anything bad in being a kusogaki? Where's the evidence? Subaru: The jury already smoked it...

[@anasahmed8199]

thanks for the translation, i really enjoyed the clip ^_^

[@doritochip2760]

Lol! Man this is so entertaining and funny thanks for the translation!

[@shinigamitenzei]

STONKS! Nene just gets it, it's not a crime!

[@dashknife-edge6539]

Nene: Rushia! Let's bust out together! Rushia: Are you making fun of me?

[@Spyromancy598]

I'm a simple man, I see officer Subaru, I like the video

[@custodesmarco]

Nene is that child who eats glue at school.

[@grgcelso6237]

nene's husbad collection was put at a jar.........

[@deathfalcon5023010]

Nenechi did nothing wrong.

[@r_ui61]

So we now have two people with "kusogaki" title in Hololive.

[@captainthunderbolt7541]

Guilty of being an adorable seal!

[@cvf4ever]

Pretty good value for Lamy's water indeed uwu

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

183$ for a bottle of Lamy sweat? That's a danm fine deal.

[@jzaajzaasho2879]

7:07 THEY ALL ARE USED TO IT

[@shiki333]

for real, if subaru goes against pekora, she'll need a special intro or music, oh my looks like rushi will comit another crime in prison

[@b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r]

Everyone that Subaru interrogates is just like "warukunai yo ne" I think the crimes in the thumbnail are more accurate, but I guess you can be arrested for being a kusogaki too.

[@benjaminschroeder5465]

You gotta love that even Subaru is cracking up at the bit here…That or she’s been doing the Oozora Police bit long enough that she’s found a way to laugh along Sasuga Shuba

[@nirovlogs9223]

I like how she said Naniii!?!!!

[@monsieurduquack5440]

*Keisatshuba* is at it again

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

nenechi such a silly girl. 10,000 years dungeon.

[@alvinusseravhyn1422]

Imagine if Subaru tries to arrest Pekora next. Undoubtedly she gonna need to bring a whole army to do it.

[@Emilis2023]

GUILTY!!! ... and I'll take three bottles please.

[@elfaranelasul6886]

I'm liking this segment...

[@drakke125Channel]

Subaru in cop hat and uniform is a blessing though cuz the short hair matches the look so well along with a copwoman skirt >w< sometimes she is Police duck other times she is detective quackers in horror games she is pure bliss and bigbrain duckie

[@Da_A-]

Shion's + Watame's deciple: The Wakipai Sweat Seller ENEN

[@mar0z]

this arc is awesome,yet i guess who will make justice on Subaru's own crimes

[@solitaregames]

Nene is so fluffy!