Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles 44

In todays episode we get to see the fuck counter record broken by Linebacker. Later on we also witness the end of TexasBreads marriage.
Cheers!
The Context for the last clip:
So Texasbread is married to his wife (Zelda). Zelda has a friend who just recently got a boob job. Texas (jokingly) said that Linebacker should text her if he wanted to see (the boobjob).
Somehow Linebacker got her number and "PRETENDED" to have texted her, having said some really bad, racist, sexist etc things.
(This wouldn't be the first time we as a group have found someone elses phone numbers, I don't know how we do it, but I just know it happens)
The reality was that Line actually hadn't texted the girl at all, and was just joking around with Texas to screw around with him.
However Texasbread didn't know this, and in full panic mode started to text "boob girl" apologizing that his friend was harassing her over her boob job.
At this point it should be clear that boobjob girl didn't receive any texts at all up to this point, and the first thing she receives is texasbread apologizing over having spilled the beans on her boobjob.
Boobjob girl obviously aghast at this and probably confused, texts Zelda. And then Zelda obviously calls Texas to figure out what's happening.
Songs In Order:
- It Is Such A Good Night- The Charlie Steinmann Orchestra & Singers (remix by ThaKniceOne9287)
- Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
- Josh Kirsch Media Right Productions - Morning Stroll
- Audionautix - You So Zany
You So Zany by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
Artist: audionautix.com/
- Huma-Huma - From Russia With Love
- Jimmy Fontanez Media Right Productions - Cha Cappella
- Teriyaki Boyz - Tokyo Drift (Toni Cataldi Remix)
- Gerhard Narholz - Cha cha nova

[@magicstix0r]

That's the only way I can tell Linebacker's voice from Ralfi's anymore: The signal to fuck ratio.

[@lucaschamorrotuduri2563]

-95dB SFR

[@Outamyhead]

"Hey dad, what's a creampie?", lost my shit at that point.

[@Outamyhead]

Google, google will not change what it thinks of you after asking that question.

[@hellcatdave1]

Yes it will. Changes search suggested results :)

[@dshodaw]

8:47 for those looking for the creampie conversation ROFL

[@ningen1980]

"You are the kind of person that puts Nutella in the fridge" That escalated quicker than Linebackers bitch mode.

[@Arlios]

Rip Texas

[@javier1zq]

Moar warship moments!!!

[@dilligaf0220]

WoWarShits is a dying pos game that should only be played when too drunk to fly. Or ending a marriage.

[@poptartpanda518]

Arlios rip Texas

[@nerfboy621]

i did not expect to see you here

[@Benjamin-tr4jr]

Remember the Alamo

[@Braeden123698745]

That last bit, is why I'm glad I watch your videos. And don't fly with you.

[@ralfidude]

This man gets it

[@cookiejarvis3856]

Though what if we want to fly with you? :D

[@samspeed6271]

Poor Texasbread. Probably got buried with his computer by Zelda in the back garden. Damn, I laughed harder than I should've with that last one.

[@jimbower1006]

#RipTexasBread

[@davethetuna]

More relevant than ever now.

[@zpader]

Linebacker is an agent of chaos. The dark side is strong with him. I always suspected he was one with the darkness. But now, I am wholeheartedly impressed with his evil. Good. Game. Sir. Good fucking game! :D

[@TopGun9982]

Holy shit, holy shit, stay calm, compose yourself... shit I can't it's been like 5 decades I'm too excited

[@jameshart5504]

It's 2019 and I still want to know what happened to TexasBread...

[@ArmedSammy]

James Hart it’s 2020 and I too wonder.

[@tehwin89]

He's dead Jim

[@nick63090]

@@tehwin89 He's Bread Jim

[@interstellardumbassery7514]

@@nick63090 He's Jread Bim

[@TheSpektralOne]

Same, apparently they don't even know

[@TheCowboy1337]

*Gets 3 kill streak Guy he killed in chat: "We just made shits and giggles"

[@davidwilliams3244]

RIP Tex, pouring one out for you buddy

[@sd501st5]

Wow.... the ending was... dark. *BADUM TSSS* I'll see myself out now...

[@WonderfulAircraft]

I always make the mistake of watching these at night and waking up my roommate from my laughing. Oh well, worth it. Easily the best SnG's yet. Well job.

[@andrecoffin2611]

OMFG I feel so bad for Texas

[@dilligaf0220]

You guys really outdid yourselves on this one, salute! Or salut. Or skol. Whatever Polish sausage says before hitting a double of single malt.

[@LordKelvinX2086]

Ah, that's the Linebacker we all know and fucking love.

[@ernestogarcia2393]

This is probably my favorite one so far. Great vid!

[@ThePerfectHunter]

I think I may have an idea about what caused Line's F5 speed issue. When he took off one of the paper thin tires popped, this caused an ADC failure, because his ADC was down, the auto flaps never retracted, and he was flying with a lot of drag. It's also possible that his popped tire never came up, further slowing him down. Then again, it's DCS, so who knows.

[@SargeTheSnail]

Possibly the best S&G episode every i cant fucking breathe ! .... well worth the wait

[@xXGamingFactorXx]

Laffy Taffy cut had me laughing so hard my adams apple popped

[@cybercat1531]

I can say with certainty that these are your video's I must enjoy watching. Always Fun!

[@SeamusMatthews]

miss these!! look forward so much to these all the time!

[@FrAnTiCxSnIPeR]

That was me at 5:15 that flew in the air lmao.

[@risingsun9595]

You're famous now

[@TheMaxibonzGaming]

No matter how bad the days been sh*ts and giggles always cheers me up. Good stuff ralfi as always.

[@gaintdadparrykinglegend754]

I laughed way harder than I should've at 2:39

[@De4dByD4wn]

12:26 This made beer come out my nose

[@chipmunk449]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO Why did the story end like that!!!! We have to hear what happened. PLEASE MAKE A PART 2

[@Streaky100001]

That is the end, if they never heard back from texas there is no more story.

[@chipmunk449]

Streaky100001 have you ever watched a movie? It's called coming back from the dead Bruce Wayne did it in batman begins BOOM

[@Streaky100001]

That is true, however this is not a movie, that is not staged/scripted, this is real life, real life doesn't follow nicely laid out plot lines, often the end is the end and there is no coming back.

[@chipmunk449]

Streaky100001 unless it's one of those movies that are dramatic depictions of true events. Hence the story is cut short because it ends with present time and the future holds the ending

[@Streaky100001]

I hope you're right, but I doubt it.

[@Staggered0]

Ralfi I was staring at that spreadsheet at 12:26 for so long trying to figure out what the hell you were editing back there. Clever. Very clever.

[@yasuda9420]

so what was he editing?

[@Obi3CH012]

Finally!!!!!! You magnificent beast!

[@AGenericAccount]

OK who was that singing teriyaki boyz??? That was fucking hilarious!!!

[@ralfidude]

Elmo

[@Hellghast1109]

Finally! More shit to laugh at while I'm at work. Awesome stuff Ralfi

[@Spartam235]

I live for these videos

[@avengedfate9471]

i can't my chest im only 7 minutes in

[@ww32]

2021 and I still want to know what happened to Texas

[@Eihort]

Am I going to hell for laughing at the end of this? XD

[@musicmystro]

And here i was thinking there was gona be nothing to watch while i had my fish n chips. notification; "rafidude uploaded shits n giggle". Sorted!! :)

[@wumbologytm4466]

This'll be good.

[@TonymanCS]

Return of legendary F*ck counter!

[@VitorMoura]

Dat Viggen footage! great vid

[@mattymerr701]

How did you guys all meet? This stuff is damn gold

[@mikalrashid2299]

It's 3:45AM. Cant sleep. I hear my phone buzz, and what do you know, im watching ralfidude, and only have an hour to sleep lol.

[@SunBrohan]

Omg Ralfi .....I was only 10 seconds in and i cant breath xD

[@Radivia]

i have a feeling the dude talking in the fuck counter has a touch of infantry in him....

[@twentylush]

Rising Sun I hope youre joking

[@ChuckOwl]

Quebexicans... brilliant. :)

[@SDKRacingOfficial]

"You are the type of person that put Nutella in the fridge" im fucking dead

[@noblereflex8332]

always the best

[@GuyverGamingTV]

OMG i love these videos. always cracks me up, you guys sound the best to hang out with. fuck lol

[@ralfidude]

Till we screw your marriage over

[@GuyverGamingTV]

ralfidude haha that was funny, wonder if she buried his pc with his body lol. What's the record for linebacker Fucks?

[@Wayoutthere]

This DESTROYED ME

[@peterlaanguila6089]

Yeez Ralfi, could you share your f5 axis setup? I cannot maintain proper closed formation flights like you did in 4:10 , are you able to fly the f5 hands free like the f15?

[@hefkyyy]

It was at this moment Texas knew... he fucked up.

[@TheJo010]

Poor Taxas, hope he is somewhat Fine .

[@DAAI741]

Just out of curiosity. what do you do that requires MATLAB?

[@MrMaxymoo22]

He's an engineering student.

[@DAAI741]

MrMaxymoo22 Oh cool.

[@FlightSimx97]

He's studying to be an engineer iirc

[@AlexanderTzalumen]

More importantly, what MATLAB engineering involves wood? Material properties?

[@MrTornadoman97]

He could be doing a project on different wood being used in different applications. He had elasticity data in there so I assume it was a comparison between actual strength (most force needed to fail) and elasticity (amount of deflection before fail).

[@HMSDaring1]

You use Matlab? Even US Aerospace students are condemned to use Matlab... What's your use for it?

[@ralfidude]

Engineering

[@cren189]

Aerospace or ME?

[@ralfidude]

ME

[@cbinder46]

I use it pretty extensively in my structural engineering studies.

[@Screamowic]

Matlab is the best. Aerospace Engineering student here (we Europeans use that stuff too)

[@k1ll0raffe]

the cliffhanger ...

[@AUcmau]

aww yeah, you just made my shitty day awesome, thanks mate

[@petersinclair338]

to date this is probably the funniest shits and gigz you've EVER MADE @ralfidude

[@Rohrkrepierer]

I really want to start flying in DCS, but I have an X55 and no Track IR... Tough luck

[@delayed_control]

Hey Ralfi, have you tried r2017a yet?

[@c0ntramundi]

Yes!

[@Cesmust]

Awesome

[@ElitesEngineering]

Manitoba - full of gas stations and homeless people. hahahahahahaha. Made me lol, I am from Manitoba :D. Qubeciscans tho hahaha

[@kendallcarter6422]

*sigh* I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT :(

[@ralfidude]

Mhhm....

[@kendallcarter6422]

:( At least I don't put nutella in the fridge.

[@MrKillroy26]

Supposed to be asleep for work but never mind

[@MrKillroy26]

RIP texas

[@subodai85]

R.I.P. TexasBread

[@wulfieluff]

His name was TexasBread

[@bigd-1-channel514]

Funny shit as usual gents

[@skibum1610]

Oh shit.... lol

[@ricardobornman1698]

Texas...nooooo!!!

[@samgeorge4798]

rip tex

[@LynchGaming1999]

only in arma does chuck norris mode get activated with the MP5

[@Void304]

Sweet God,.....that bit at the end where you're fucking with your friend TexasBread..... I actually woke my girlfriend up from laughing out loud.

[@sd501st5]

Did you start digging a trench?

[@ningen1980]

Just waiting for the day I hear Line say "Fuck, fuck, FUCK! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKFUCK DIDDLYFUCK!?"

[@CR055H41RZ]

the dayz kids knew they were getting on shits n giggles too lmao

[@DFX2KX]

Oh No, Poor Texas. Line! Line why!?

[@Magnussen92]

1:50 what mod is this?

[@RiotAvada]

Is there any knowledge now about what happened with TexasBread? ^^

[@zpader]

This is probably asked 100 times: But who is the one that goes high pitched when lauging his ass off? :D

[@LSPD1909]

As a fuckin Manitoban fuckin it's all gas and homeless people fuckin 100% right bud.

[@henryofskalitz2228]

RIP TexasBread I've been pouring out a cold one for you for 5 years now and do one every year. hope you survived.

[@haekal27]

there u play Arma 3 so what kind of mod are you using maybe i can play with you

[@chicotehjedi]

Haha that Jojo reference! I just started watching it and I'm pretty sure I saw the episode its from.

[@ApexNo]

I recently watched all the jojos so far as well, such a great series

[@RobiestronyPl]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz xD

[@SZAFKA1500GTR]

RobieStrony i kiełbasa :D

[@TACCOFSX]

How can there be 44 ep of this glorific show? :D

[@cianw10]

Used to love your PR videos, are you going to be playing any Squad?

[@ralfidude]

Channel kind of made a turn towards DCS. I did make a squad video not too long ago. But two days ago I tried again and was met with catastrophic problems left and right. It's a fun game but it just isn't well optimized and now is kicking me before I can get in. 30 pages of help support later I still can't get it to work so fuck it...

[@cianw10]

Yea some of my friends having issues like that too, and sometimes i get 40fps the whole game, sometimes 120fps. Hope that after the alpha/beta is over it lives up to PR.

[@Jagerbomber]

Forgot the ding on 65.

[@F22raptor46]

How did you get the Viggen!!?? It's not released yet!!

[@ralfidude]

I'l take, "What is a promotional copy" for 300 Jim.

[@OxiMeme]

good old "fuck" counter is back

[@noblereflex8332]

YAY SHITS N GIGGLES

[@Gibbershname]

IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE

[@MrPoiSonTaco]

This takes priority over all

[@KGBAnarchy]

Run texas!!!! RUN TEXAS!!!! RUN!!!!RUN!!!!!RUN!!!!!, RUN RIGHT NOW!!!!

[@rileyhaynes2515]

This day, 4 years ago, TexasBread died

[@johnmystery1345]

Now that it’s been two years since posting...has anyone heard from Texas?

[@pooledh18]

How are them statics, Ralfi?

[@texasred8215]

so do you guys fly jets in real life?

[@farhanatashiga3721]

ralfi what do you think about titan IM as of now?

[@Robert-nz2qw]

OMG viggen is really released

[@IvanDaskalovFarming]

That my friend was the best episode of Shits n Giggles , and one of the funniest videos in entire FUCKIN youtube... Linebacker does not give and fucks about the amount of fucks this fuckin guy use.Fuck. RIP Texas