Ralfi's Alley - The Nuclear Option

[@Xeno426]

Wish they'd put in proper animation for nuclear explosions. It just feels wrong to kill with a nuke and not have any flash or mushroom cloud.

[@busterspeedbump]

this game demands a lot as it is if you add that animation most peoples games would crash

[@PervonHarke]

Jason Beiser Still, it just looks shit and atleast something should be visible when it is exploding.

[@Tha1mikemike]

@@PervonHarke Something is visible. There is a small explosion and a texture overlay. Want better graphics? Wait until 2040.

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

This is not a nuke - it's a massive texture that drops down and buries everything beneath :)

[@PervonHarke]

@@Tha1mikemike If I drop a nuke I don't see a nuke explosion and the decal is either only partially existing or not at all.

[@LSPD1909]

so basically just the Soviet version of: "Just shoot a Davy Crockett at 'em."

[@oldfrend]

if a little friendly fire isn't involved, did the russians really do it?

[@EVISYR]

IMO it's the Russian version of "If u can't juke 'em nuke 'em"

[@Motorman2112]

18:02 Tried to fly below the radar but got picked up on sonar instead.

[@antonwestergaard5211]

Xd

[@sharkslay12]

Ralfi’s voice makes my fuel probe extend

[@schweizerluchs7146]

@Topcommentgod... Ah blyat this is not tiktok

[@zloychechen5150]

it's a modern world, one can extend their probes to many things.

[@BOTiTTE]

Can you delete this.

[@BOTiTTE]

@@Stuff-is-cool why don't you understand sarcasm

[@BOTiTTE]

@@Stuff-is-cool you are the one overreacting on a simple comment you did not understand. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@IThanatopsisI]

"I say we just take off and nuke the entire site from orbit" Ralfidude: *Reanimates* "YESSSSS"

[@Mistersamweller]

It's the only way to be sure.

[@lazyman556]

Shout out to the guy whose reaction to being told he is in the blast radius of nuclear armageddon and may be consumed in atomic hellfire is "Don't worry bro, we're cool"

[@thehelldoicallthis9241]

Everybody gangsta till the MiG 21 calls danger close on an entire grid square

[@CAL1MBO]

loool

[@varunkoganti9067]

Imagine that carrier/cruiser's captain's expression watching a MiG 21 come straight to the tower.

[@Strigon008]

😱

[@TLTeo]

Then imaging them realizing there's more than just a Mig21 coming straight for said tower :P

[@VarietyDrifter1]

I imagine it to be similar to the reaction if the bridge crew of that one Super Star Destroyer that had an A-wing fly into it.

[@ChristofUK]

@@VarietyDrifter1 "Intensify forward firepower!!" --- "Too Late!!!" ---- BOOM

[@VarietyDrifter1]

@@ChristofUK EXACTLY!!! |o|

[@Le_Petit_Lapin]

DCS definitely needs the AIR-2 Genie. 50's tech, best tech, before everyone started getting worried about _silly_ things like radiation, fallout and nuclear winter.

[@Xeno426]

For that, we'd need the F-102 or F-106. Not bad, honestly, but those aircraft didn't have much in the way of armament.

[@markuskorriman]

@@Xeno426 Or the F-101, which in all honesty I would happily shell out for.

[@Wikkus]

@@Xeno426 I'd kick a puppy for a 106.

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

@@Xeno426 The Convair Deltas are needed anyway just for the sake of coolness.

[@TheJhouston]

F-104s and F-89s were also capable of firing the Genie. The Scorpion is the only aircraft to ever fire a live Genie.

[@wormarmageddon]

I love the fact that he is still carrying a nuke while enjoying the rain on the outro footage

[@emilio27548]

“I...must...nuke...again”

[@cypher1o1]

@@emilio27548 he's nuked before, he'll nuke again

[@MartusTube]

All that quarantine getting us an old-ralfi-quality video, huh? Well job. Missed these.

[@leadontaste7261]

Meanwhile ArmA 3: *sneezes in nuclear karl gustav*

[@MCF2233]

"Oh you know, this thing!" *nuclear blast* shit gets me every time

[@sethpratt4296]

"I woke up peacefully from my slumber" *AAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@ROFLtheWAFL]

Ah yes, making Stalin proud by sinking Russia's only aircraft carrier

[@weir-t7y]

They were dissidents

[@amadimuhammad4574]

Oh, wow, Ralfi's gonna take the mig 21 and use the RN 28 to bomb the sam Ci- "The RN 24" ...oh, yeah...the RN 24

[@speedyegg3116]

My man over here launchin nukes while im still trying to figure out how the russian radar detection system in the su 27 works...

[@ausilliam]

*me going to post the link to the dcs su27 manual with a page number*

[@jaerpanzer]

Right before that first nuke I was waiting for the explosion and with all my anticipation I was greated with an add that zoomed out to be a KFC burger all in complete silence. Common memes associated with this moment would have been the wtf dude and the turntable rip noise

[@beaus123]

The gang starts a nuclear war

[@MonsterZero7]

Stabilizing server jitter one area at a time. Love it.

[@Mistersamweller]

I love the smell of nuclear fallout in the morning

[@BOTiTTE]

The most Chernobyl thing to say.

[@julianviefers6703]

Radar operator: Be advised Two mig21 approaching Russian Commander of Carriergroup: Is that a problem? Com officier: be advised we are missing two mig21 alongside two tactical nukes. Commander looks out the window and sees the nuke pass right outside the window: Blyaaat...

[@terryboyer1342]

Blyat!

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

Coffee's been spilled that day I heard. And someone wanting "BUTTS, NOW!"

[@MarkiusFox]

@@CakePrincessCelestia GOD...DAMNIT!!! I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!

[@Electricfox]

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"

[@Wrootplonk]

Ralfi flinging Oppenheimer Funpackets? Hell yeah it's a must-watch! Also first :P

[@nemanjacvijancevic8349]

This is easily the most entertaining KZbin video I've ever seen

[@Struktualnyj]

Well, I watched this three times now... Great stuff. Great cinematics, great editing, great soundtrack, great narration. Great.

[@Hades_MKIV]

Ah yes, the ̶J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶e̶s̶e̶ Soviet modern interpretation of Bushido.

[@sabatheus]

"Some of you may die...but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

[@pandaman1029]

9:00 Next time you guys see clusters of enemy air like that, you should try employing the RN-24 as an air to air weapon :D Also, I think the RN-28 is the smaller one IIRC? Been like 5 years since I played around with it to be honest, but you might have less TK issues with it over the 24.

[@riddick8699]

I remember this! My buddy and I where in a10s on the taxiway as we watched yall roll by, we where just shaking our heads going this will end well

[@kamsa1243]

To be fair, it definitely ended well.

[@ducktapelol3985]

while the Rn-24 is a Memeworthy thing, the Rn-28 is sometimes a viable option against airfields

[@MultiGamingNetwork03]

I ran a rough simulation. The blast radius of a 20kt bomb (The RN-24) is around 44 kilometers. Which explains why it killed friendlies at 20,000 feet.

[@crashmit9832]

Man when you dove down to approach the carrier, that looked so epic

[@CakePrincessCelestia]

When Grieg started playing at 14:40, I had sudden reminiscence of some very fierce fights in Frontier: Elite II I could have solved much quicker with a nuke as well :D

[@JessicaKStark]

This is some death star trench run level bullshit and I love it.

[@nochal551]

Noone: Literally noone: Ralfi: "But I'm not done yet..."

[@theocelot3957]

high is not enough when you have a big boom boom device like this in your belly

[@nickcollyer1539]

This is pure quality, also lovely RuneScape music 😻

[@wazowski489]

Absolutely loved the video and the style of editing was amazing! Keep up the great work and videos!

[@n4zehz0mbeh897]

bro the Iron Giant bit fucking took me OUT holy shit

[@Festias]

Why have I wasted so much time learning different ground attack aircraft when I could just be using this splody boi? Thanks Ralfi!

[@sierrahp]

Another entertaining offering, Ralfi. Watching your videos always re-motivates me to climb back in the ring for another swing, although my skill level is far, far inferior. Good work on the score, too. DCS and The Hall of The Mountain King belong together.

[@FalconMasters]

that was awesome story telling! Btw, what settings you run so GAW gives you nice FPS ?

[@if1ame563]

What settings do you run on for anything dcs to give nice fps?

[@sheeplord4976]

@@if1ame563 2080ti, i9700k, and water cooling. Just kidding. Nothing makes it tun right.

[@jesterlmt]

Turn off MSAA, set shadows and terrain object shadows to flat only

[@titaniummechanism3214]

This has been the only video in a long while that I wish I could give two thumbs up for.

[@martinlagrange8821]

Bwahahaha ! Genius ! - and also awe inspiring as well as very fun - Ralfi, thanks for this, much appreciated.

[@ilejovcevski79]

Man, your soundtracks are the best!

[@xtninertwo8728]

Ralfi, amazing work this time, love the ending in particular. If it's not too much trouble, can you share the epic music you used as the soundtrack to? You seem to have great music taste my friend (to include your own personal music playlist too). Keep up the great work!

[@Balladency95]

Being the scrub I am, I can only offer the following list: 06:07 to 08:08 - some stonebaked version of Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, No 13 Dance of the Knights? 12:35 to 14:09 - Bizet | Carmen, Habanera (orchestral track) 14:41 to 15:57 - Grieg | Peer Gynt Suite Op.46, In the Hall of the Mountain King 21:05 to 00:00 - Tchaikovsky | 1812 Overture (very unsure about the opening, but trumpet section should be right.) If anyone is aware of the other tracks being used, please let me know as I am quite interested as well.

[@xtninertwo8728]

@@Balladency95 Hey man, thanks a bunch! It helps, but I'm also looking for the music at 16:18 and at very end. I might see if I can reach out to him, if I hear back I'll definitely let you know!

[@xtninertwo8728]

@@Balladency95 Hey man Ralfidude let me know the song at 16:18 is Silencyde - Shroud. Thanks again!

[@rylandw6130]

The mission... The nightmares.. They're finally over...

[@William3000x]

I loved that convertible Blyatmobile at 18:57 RESPECT, cyka!

[@NotHalfDepressed]

god this was brilliant and i wanted to sit there and stare at the end clip while pretending it wasnt over.

[@Nackenzwei]

Beautiful video & beautiful aircraft.

[@Tamburello_1994]

One of the best, most complete mods in the game. The MiG-21bis "Fishbed" Thanks for that RD.

[@atreides12]

Amazing and fun. Love ur videos and I appreciate some love on the MIG21 module from once in a while

[@rustychain2024]

Story 10/10 Narrative 10/10 Humour 10/10 Would watch again.

[@Hellreign82]

“You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” Nice work you crazy bastards

[@ghostrider1827]

LOL....mad i'm just now seeing this! EPIC! great vid champ.

[@sd501st5]

That was amazing Ralfi. Simply amazing.

[@chewxx9115]

Amazingly entertaining Video! Thanks for the effort Ralfi

[@joeybassani1003]

GREAT VIDEO. This is my first “new video” since I subscribed and this is amazing, I love your content keep up the good work :)))))

[@JakobM16]

The editing is superb on this. Almost reminds me of Welyn.

[@GetvirusBlack]

This is good stuff! Well done Ralfi

[@e.carlson4388]

Please do more of these because this is great!

[@dave1994jones]

One of my favourite videos for a long time, videos that tell a story are great

[@SLCmedia07]

Such a great storyline at the end! lol

[@ceremyjlarkson9475]

What was the music you used for this video? Every choice was perfect for each scene, keep it up dude!

[@lekkimsm2500]

Boy, i'd love to get a list of music from this video as well

[@brendanraistrick5923]

the chill one was "newbie melody" form Runescape (OSRS)

[@Wikkus]

Most excellent, sir. Bravo for the lols this evening.

[@eleypvr7294]

You should have used the 28, it has a smaller warhead. Also you're supposed to toss them by pulling up 5 Gs and droping it when you reach 110°

[@ralfidude]

We didn't do this because it was how and what we were supposed to do. We did it because it was the fun thing to do, and we did it our way, the fun way.

[@eleypvr7294]

@@ralfidude yeah i agree that it was very funny

[@RoughGaming2020]

The 2nd Goodbye was redundant :) just playing!! Great Video

[@2polev355]

22:36 "You are who you choose to be-" "Nadczłowiek."

[@aladecombatevirtualcuba4405]

Using CUBA Mig-21 skin, very nice. Good choice.

[@LEDeclipse]

I shit myself laughing when the Iron Giant came on at 22:45

[@zarrck]

i really love this more narrated style of video

[@TacticalOni]

I'm sorry Ralfi I couldn't watch the end of your video as I entered a higher state of being with the Iron Giant reference. I haven't laughed this hard since the quarantine began, oh lord.

[@steffennilsen2132]

Loving the production quality here

[@aviator_z9188]

This video was amazing xD! Keep up the great work!

[@JusShane]

1:58 what website is that?

[@loganthousandsonssorcerer3206]

E1M1 *Intensifies* Me oh boy this is going to be a good one

[@mischi9203]

thanks to you, the first plane i bought in dcs is a mig21 and i dont regret it

[@selbie]

I lost it at the Riff Raff clip. Gonna miss this when your work takes over.

[@sebastas2]

ohh man I enjoy your videos Ralfi, Thumbs Up!

[@FoxhoundDan]

Great watch man! As per! Keep up the great work!

[@tex_the_proto2880]

I trained for days to be able to fly low enough to take out carrier groups

[@red_d849]

oh neat, nightwolf

[@MissingBoxcar]

If you mind not my asking, whats the song at the start of act 3 (1950)

[@lolroflroflcakes]

How does it count as a miss when you are slinging a nuclear weapon? Total atomic annihilation tends to be something of an area of effect attack.

[@ningen1980]

Wow, that ending was morbidly poetic.

[@J00dy11]

This is byfar your best video so far

[@skylinefsproductions]

Saw you posting on this on Twitter! WOOHOO!

[@PappaBear_yt]

I'm maybe late for the show, but... BEST VIDEO E V E R ! ! !

[@banyanyas839]

what i learn from this video is Rn-24 is an addictive drug, say no to drug kids stay safe

[@mossfamily2000]

That was awesome! Couldn’t have been better. Nukes....they should allow nukes in all the servers. 😆

[@RodrigoVerdugo]

Thank you for the video Ralfi! takecare

[@unsaved013]

I laughed i cried oscar worthy performance

[@kensai7]

Pure art! Well done. :))

[@fabioccio8863]

Really funny to watch. Thank you!

[@Viscarah]

The Cuba livery seems quite fitting for this type of mission.

[@aeonnova82]

Oh boy. The fresh smell of nuclear fallout in the morning

[@scottohmalley9611]

Thank you for the smiles and until next time Ralfi, ciao!

[@GunnerRA155]

This is the best video on all of KZbin!

[@AUGozzy]

Who knew Nuclear Warfare could be so amusing 🤣

[@WebberAerialImaging]

Always good to see a Ralfi video showing in my sub list then...NUKES!! Haha