Ralphie May was fed up with LA's Gay Pride Parade

In this clip from 2003's "Just Correct", Ralphie shares his displeasure with the traffic caused by the gay pride parade and wonders what the appeal of a Siegfried and Roy truly was.
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[@owenward2924]

I love Ralphie, so sad that I only discovered him this year, wish he was still with us as I would love to hear what he thinks of the world now!

[@zbhaz1105]

He's name is stavos

[@fleetcenturion]

It was a shock. Hard to believe a guy who took such good care of himself would die so suddenly!

[@nikoder8790]

He wouldn't be allowed to speak with the world now...

[@richard1849]

this is my first exposure, thought he had some chips, noticed the obvious, had thoughts, read this and damn... peace Ralph.

[@yellowblanka6058]

For better or worse he clearly did not give a F….unfortunately. You gotta take care of yourself.

[@jbrunch8082]

Ralphie was fearless!!! We could really use a Ralphie in the world today.

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

We still have plenty of angry fat people primed to blame others and target them because they can't deal with their fatness.

[@kwpierprivate1stclass883]

hell the Repubs r hating on the LGBTQ folks just like raffie may and everyone knows the one so worried about them is always on the down low in the closet no so fearless

[@Robizoid]

This is exactly what I want to see, the return of honest, fearless, stand-up, comedy!

[@beaverr7230]

Matt rife

[@darrenkiesel9128]

We lost a legend! We miss you Ralphie!!

[@claytonhouseholder9633]

For Real,The World ain't the same not havin Ralphie makin us LAUGH OUR FUCKIN ASSES OFF.I miss that funny MOTHERFUCKER.

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

What does that mean where is he I just found him

[@chaplinj6512]

The rainbow bit was spot on. They took the rainbow! Nobody asked us if they could take it. Fact

[@oksana8575]

Really? Really? Does something you can’t even touch “belong” to anyone? Really? To who?

[@kelly5744]

@@oksana8575 yes, God gave that to us as a promise he will not flood the earth again

[@royalpayn4089]

​@@kelly5744 awesome story, but it's fiction

[@1voiceCriesOut]

Rainbow has 7 colors Their flag has 6..it's striped not a rainbow

[@trashbag4118]

@@royalpayn4089 Awesome reply, but it's fiction.

[@gdaholic]

I’m gay and I’ve always found Ralphie May Hilarious! I remember when us older gays lived this kind of humor. Now someone took over the gay community and turned it into some Communist Bull!

[@WowJustWow37]

We know the real ones!!

[@MarkDiSciullo]

Yeah…white “progressive” woman took it over. They ruin everything.

[@T.R.R.Jolkien]

Transitioning young children is their goal now that’s why we boycott Disney

[@geekarchivistpearce828]

Tragic unfortunately

[@jessemohring3484]

"Gas damn near 2$ per gallon." He would have killer material with today's prices.

[@Kcali111]

One of my top 10 comedians. Unfiltered, raw truth, funny af ❤ Always. RIP OG.

[@frig5956]

He’s number 6, 7, and 8 in my book.

[@glenerickson358]

Andrew Dice Clay : no one can offend more than me. Ralphie:. Hold my beer.

[@bluevoodoo2]

Rip brother. You’re deeply missed!!

[@lesty266]

Can't do none of this comedy now, tons of people would get butt hurt and Twitter would be cancelling him non stop. Miss u Ralphie!

[@DS-ld8ns]

weird you'd think they get but hurt by being done in the butt. But they are to used to it.

[@lilpenguin092]

Honestly, Twitter these days would probably celebrate this man lol. Now reddit on the other hand...

[@guffinator70]

Wrong. Doing comedy such as this is mandatory.

[@kwpierprivate1stclass883]

doing andie dice clay ain't smart doesn't last hating on a group of folks

[@guffinator70]

@@kwpierprivate1stclass883 wut?

[@magicswizzle88]

Has the balls and the sense of humor

[@vibmx]

If only Ralphies heart was as strong and hard hitting as his jokes were 🪦

[@psychshell4644]

The Sigfried & Roy jokes...😂😂😂

[@hlynna2003]

Ralphie May called it "They take everything and make it gay". Trying to take word Woman and make it transwoman.

[@rondrajaeev2957]

God dammit green is trying the everything now even car. That's right we got green fucking cars. Trans is an adjective. Saying a car is green doesn't mean all cars are green. If your into maths then you will know if A is a subset of B, B (unless they are the same) is NOT a subset of A. In the same way is x percent of women are classified as white women.that doesn't mean all women are white.

[@MrVariant]

20 years later the fatigue sets in so much more 😂. Then the kids and devil thrown into things. 4:54 why we call it M-Pox

[@Robizoid]

This comedian sounds like my kind of guy. We should be all in this together to bring back shock culture to bring back the good old days.

[@MsHolley350]

Ralphie would've relished in todays current non-pro noun bullshit agenda; AND he would've flourished!

[@jackcarreno907]

Ralphie was a very funny man. First saw him on Last Comic Standing. He was ROBBED! He should've won. I wanted to go to one of his shows when he was still around. Sadly missed out. He was going places in the stand up world. He would've been the next Kinneson/Candy.

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

Didn't Josh Blue win that competition? To be fair Josh Blue is also a very talented comedian. Both these comedians were some of the best in their work.

[@leviefrauim1425]

Ralphie is still one funny bastard. So sad he's gone.

[@clicheguevara5282]

I miss this man so much.

[@tamaramcgill5820]

Love this man!! I discovered Ralphie,, lost my mind watched everything I could. Then went to see if he did shows, found out the truth. And cried. Bout 6 months to late. Oh he is so awesome. Anything he did. You'd be crying and peeing with laughter! Man you are awesome.

[@darrinjenkins588]

Damn we miss you ralphie❤

[@mr.mcpurrz3143]

He Was...Is, And Always will be The Man. Love ya' Ralphie.

[@frig5956]

He is the men.

[@johngalt1967]

Ralphie was a LEGEND!

[@JoshuaWeirdo]

"Gas is nearly $2.00 a gallon." 😂

[@fruitfullyava2709]

Every word is pure gold and absolutely true.

[@reaality3860]

Ralphie May beat anorexia. You are one of a kind. Rest in peace, Ralphie!

[@resourcenetworksystems9547]

The Truth can be Hilarious... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@infiniteandroid]

When he said gas was two dollars a gallon I almost shit my pants cause I just realized holy fuck it’s four dollars now in Pennsylvania. Goddamn, I’m getting old.

[@jonathangreen2064]

not getting old we just getting screwed politically and financially

[@halbertking2683]

If Ralphie was still alive , he'd have about 100 years worth of new material , all from the past few months . Can you imagine what he'd do with Bud Lite and Target ?

[@ryano2883]

R.I.P. Ralphie!

[@leedunbar2991]

We all needed this. Thanks Raphie

[@WowJustWow37]

20 years later and he’s spot on. Miss him. ❤

[@russellbrown1068]

Ralphie! Was the Best! Miss that Guy!

[@MajykOyster666]

A little less censorship would be nice. Screw monetization.

[@lilpenguin092]

This can play on KZbin Kids like this lol

[@sarcasticone1489]

Ralphie would have some excellent material if he were still around. The man burned everyone so well! Miss the big guy.

[@ottagol1985]

I miss Ralphie May. That guy was hilarious!

[@TheUltraMagaDawg]

Ralphie was a true visionary !!

[@greenmantis2158]

Ya gotta go back in time to see this type of humor.

[@shaneellis9519]

He was a Legend

[@user-ey2zz1br3t]

I was so lucky that I got to see Ralphie before he passed. What a great talent.

[@Mr._Anderpson]

"Because gay men never have disease..." 🤣

[@benisrael2948]

He is so right about the rainbow. That's what I could never understand What Is it about the rainbow that symbolized gay? I love rainbows that doesn't mean I'm gay. Whoever came up with that is stupid.

[@cartoonjellyjar1]

It is supposed to symbolize people of all colors all around the world.

[@leahquispe4569]

To Pervert God's Promise

[@Captain_Insano_nomercy]

In medieval times it was a sign of God

[@jordanstark2454]

@@leahquispe4569 exactly its an inversion

[@denverscott37]

​@@leahquispe4569 yep, they're "bending the light" , which is how you get a rainbow..

[@felaciosuxonadik8517]

Comic genius!!! Ralphie was a little too real for Hollywood in 1990, 2000, 2010, 2020, and definitely now! But he will always be a comedy hero to us fans, even us gay dudes from Queens, New York City! Holla!!!

[@Thyranel]

He was beyond epic

[@mikeg3439]

He has a point. There are no rainbows or celebrations for straight people. Why does being gay = you get special elevated status.

[@jons.4918]

That's comedy, R.I.P. Ralphie

[@therustyduck5400]

Funny Mo Fo right there! Always loved you Ralphie, been making me laugh for years, thanks!

[@CJ-fu8cm]

Wow I had missed this one. Ralphie got vicious over the years lol

[@DAGGR]

This man spoke serious facts

[@jeffhartney7741]

I want the rainbow back. How many colors do you need!😂

[@cecilyerker]

Ralphie May was a legend God rest his soul

[@jprest13]

dude said "not with gas $2.00 a gallon" bruh, can we get the $2.00 gas back.

[@williambixby3785]

This took me back to the 90s when you could clown someone and they would take it like a man or give it back 10x…. It’s hard to believe how much society has regressed.

[@mab4870]

We all are sick of private stuff in public

[@reidblundell8703]

Most homosexuals who can think for themselves realize they are not relegated to a community of what sexual preference they have. A gay friend of mine could not care less about the "pride" community. The flag represents they are part of a group that is "special" which can be interpreted as above others. Be gay, fine, but don't shove that ideology and preference in the faces of most Americans who are not!

[@meggleo5571]

No one is! :O

[@William-the-Guy]

wow I never heard of this guy, he's amazing. I miss when we could tell jokes. Jokes were an important part of life. It's sad they are all gone now, because everyone is afraid of the backlash.

[@billd3356]

I still tell things like this. "I am offended". Ok, so leave. If people can't fnd a sense of humor, then fuck them to the moon.

[@kimberlya9591]

Man, I wish he was here right now to see how far we've fallen with this pride crap. We're in this mess because not enough Ralphies spoke up and too many Obamas bent over.

[@Kankuro1138]

Such a legend, I still love Ralphie.

[@nevergiveup9321]

I am happy the bad words are bleeped out,now my kids can listen to it😂

[@dsanchez9703]

Ralphoe Mae Rocks!

[@simpsons721]

Tremendous!

[@michaelmayberry8217]

He brought tons of comedy. He sold laughs by the pound

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Loved this guy. So sorry I never got to see him live. Smart, hilarious, so much heart. He will always be missed.

[@joshyoung5160]

This set was pure genius! Keep up the great work Ralphie.

[@michaellarocca4879]

Um? Hes dead now.

[@joshyoung5160]

Yeah, figured that out without you, but do you feel better at least?

[@e5toro7008]

"tada..." 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Ralphie we miss you man.

[@NOAHCASAS]

THEY WOULD WANNA CANCEL HIM ALL I'M GONNA SAY FΩ©K THAT CULTURE HE'S THE BEST

[@GoingGoneGalt]

As the audience was being cleared out of the showroom after the attack, a guy yelled out "THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!!!". I really wanted to go over and punch him out.

[@SHNASTDOG]

Rest in peace. He was one of the best.

[@jiiig8667]

Dude don't censor Ralphie May, contradicts his whole career. ❤

[@joeofcourse]

I can't believe he said that.. 2 dollars a gallon?!

[@timfleischman1676]

Here it is 2024. I just stumbled upon this guy on KZbin. He’s so hilarious. Too bad he’s gone.

[@Eatzbugs]

Brave and stunning

[@Malohta]

"Now that gas is damn near $2 a gallon, F*ck you homes." If only gas was $2 a gallon. 😢

[@schiaa7340]

That bit about the dude at the tiger show is one of the funniest bits I ever herd.

[@MitchBast-xu7jg]

We miss Ralphie.

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

They don’t need a MONTH! Our vets don’t even get a month! You’re NOT as important as OUR VETS!!!

[@hunnygirldubstreet]

LMFAO!!! WE MISS RALPHIE!!!

[@Roddy_Zeh]

Fuckin' hilarious! 🤣😂

[@Terrato.Worzen]

The censoring of the video is so annoying that it makes it almost unwatchable. OBVIOUSLY this content is not meant for certain audiences, but those who will choose to consume it won't be offended by it. If anyone who might be decides to watch the video anyway, then it's on them if they are offended. Why censor it? What's the point? It helps no one.

[@stonerguitarist4690]

U live in my heart bro

[@cbonez2909]

Hysterical. Now that's the way it's supposed to be!

[@mudstaind26]

That tiger was quoted as saying “He tastes Grrrrreaaaattttt! Lost my shit.

[@stillshakes5499]

This made me very happy.

[@2-old-Forthischet]

So this is what you get when you cross George Carlin with John Pinette.

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

Carlin would have been a woke propagandist just like John Stuart is today.

[@2-old-Forthischet]

@@JuanMendoza-qd5lm oh I seriously doubt it.

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

@@2-old-Forthischet Right, because it's not like he was one of the original Comedian Communist sympathizers or anything...

[@2-old-Forthischet]

@@JuanMendoza-qd5lm communist sympathizers bury their heads in the sand and take it in the shorts, so I really doubt it.

[@tariqreid1866]

I knew this was an old clip when he started complaining about $2 gasoline.

[@krustyyates4418]

The guy being dead didn’t tip you off to it being an old clip?

[@tariqreid1866]

@@krustyyates4418 Since I didn't know who he was, I didn't know that he was dead.

[@helmuteegger9878]

Taste the rainbow 🌈

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Share the rainbow.

[@ericlarson8875]

Sucks that they censored this video

[@dadomac3805]

Ralphie, there's gotta be Sweet in the Britches joke with the Sigfred Tiger bit!! Tastes Greeeeat!!😂 Sweet meat, don't add sugar, somthing!! Lol

[@jimcole2648]

Lmfao. How many colors do you need? 🤣🤣

[@ibelieve1468]

Fantastic as always! but why bleep out words?

[@AJDraws]

This man is a legend!

[@dustinsanity85]

Ralphie NEEDS to be a DC movie villain. Idk which one, but he NEEDS the role. The world NEEDS this. Well I'll wish it happens.

[@jadedandbitter]

Who'd he be, Solomon Grundy?

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

He died many years ago bro.

[@stevecardamone1037]

Ralphie May was fearless and funny as fuck. R.I.P. Miss you.

[@joepipito7431]

MISS THIS MOUNTAIN OF A MAN RIP RALPHIE

[@Jay-ju9jw]

Love it!!!

[@ryanreeves8931]

Ralphie was Savage!!!!

[@lxqn]

Please unbleep. It's an awesome special, yet the audio makes it unlistenable.

[@jayhell53]

Hey alphabet soup group you can't cancel a Deadman

[@truered08te]

He is killin it😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gotcha6666]

I love Ralphie! (R.I.P.) But the audio is corrupted, sad!

[@ajourneysaved4311]

I haven't seen him since last comic standing. He had an it factor that's for sure.

[@sailcatthecat972]

We are all fed up.

[@brandonbennett8584]

I needed this one!