Ramirez orders food from Burger Town - Call of Duty Cold War

[@vujkee]

RAMIREZ GET ME A two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@arthurmorganhighhonor7243]

Do you want *MANGOES* with that too

[@Sus_Andrew]

Big smokes would order the same thing

[@ryanjapan3113]

How much is that?

[@ranjela455]

Basically they want a 9mm & 7.62mm and 6.8mm and two piece of 45.acp

[@amalayperson7208]

Sorry sir, this is not Cluckin Bell

[@izanamiisoverpowered6802]

*Places order* "Ramirez! Take out the entirety of the KGB with this spork!"

[@therealsaucyboi224]

XD

[@SunSurfer35]

Ramirez:NOoOoOOoooOOOoooo!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE.

[@jamesramirez2012]

I don't mind

[@rodasrollins7596]

Ramirez: Seriously?!

[@chaoswarriorboi3665]

Now I want to see some art of Ultrai-nstinct Shaggy and Ultra-instinct Ramirez tag-teaming up against the multiverse.

[@alvisceratortheultimate1660]

RAMIREZ, GET ME A DOUBLE BURGER AND A SHAKE.

[@bluesnake1713]

You want potato with it?

[@edgardop.3498]

WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF COMMUNISM WITHTHAT?

[@xout0ft0astx4]

"I'M SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE COMMIES HERE, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THAT?"

[@bluesnake1713]

Got anything that's Capitalism?

[@baskapat5239]

Ramirez, I want 2 number 9!!!!!

[@rasdread0989]

life is hard especially if you are a silent protagonist, being lectured about cholesterol by a communist fast food robot

[@3Guys1Video]

Lol

[@SitcomedyCD]

i don't think the robot is supposed to be communist...

[@rasdread0989]

@@SitcomedyCD the robot is satritical on western capitalism, idk about you but i guess the soviets tweaked something or two about its monologue lines.

[@SitcomedyCD]

@@rasdread0989 ah

[@anonymousbeing5198]

Especially the "I question your life choices."

[@ryanjapan3113]

3:52 well it’s intel on what the Soviets think Americans are like.

[@pissyourselfandshitncoom2172]

well it’s intel on what -the Soviets think- Americans are like.

[@kanenewman5517]

Well they’re not wrong

[@AFGuidesHD]

it's intel on what the menu is

[@ryanjapan3113]

@@AFGuidesHD lol

[@DuhNoU]

Just incase they dont have menu at base

[@nomiS.933]

Alternative title: Ramirez abuses red button while trying to order food.

[@lordmerp1498]

The Russian Badger in a nutshell

[@unmatchededitsamv7699]

@Lord Merp On god

[@gamergaming6604]

@@lordmerp1498 😂

[@Drunkcat008]

A slipknot fan, huh I think I found my best friend

[@nomiS.933]

@@Drunkcat008 Hello friend, its rare seeing maggots in other videos.

[@deanfacca1405]

“Would you like communism? Sorry we don’t serve that!” Honestly that’s beautiful

[@kanenewman5517]

Tbh you guys could use some of it

[@CRob172]

If I could heart this I would

[@deanfacca1405]

@@kanenewman5517 okay statist

[@kanenewman5517]

@@deanfacca1405 correct that’s the best way to do it. NHS is a god send

[@archiewalters3633]

@@kanenewman5517 my grandma died on an nhs waiting list

[@CoolSmoovie]

I like how everyone can recognize a voiceless, faceless Protagonist that only showed up in one good ass game

[@guts-141]

Foley: RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING

[@some_cool_random_guy]

Ramirez was built different

[@dotjj]

0:56 That transition threw me off guard lmao. Amazing

[@ernestw2474]

4:07 Must be Treyarch crew.

[@MTwolf12]

Yeah or people and pets who have passed away

[@BOATIE141]

@@MTwolf12 geez Debbie downer

[@MTwolf12]

@@BOATIE141 It could be truth

[@loyalpanda4890]

@@MTwolf12 maybe...

[@tehanperera4]

A pug works at treyarch? cool

[@jamsheed9867]

2:57 I thought of something more terrifying of what bubby would do to bell

[@orange9745]

Yea

[@brianvu7954]

MW2 museum vibes

[@Lumbago-box]

Bell be like bubby what are you-STOP STOP STOOP

[@mennyboy1528]

That's the funcking burger town restaurant man! -Ramirez 1980.

[@sanlorenzo7896]

I understood that reference

[@ssrpg9339]

I didn't. What's the reference?

[@mariano98ify]

Xd, i love the direction with those new videos over Cold War

[@mako_happy]

Eks dee, i luv it tooh.

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

This proves this game is awesome

[@williewilson2250]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 only the campaign

[@williewilson2250]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 and some others

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

@@williewilson2250 yes

[@GunsNGames1]

Ramirez! Stop that APC with your knife!

[@G-741-S]

Ramirez! let's kick some ass

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

@@G-741-S Gather up some ammo and start to blast!

[@jamesramirez2012]

Stop it, get some help

[@basicallyafilipino]

@@Gen_ShadowCompany_203 hammer down is in effect

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

@@basicallyafilipino Pop flares on the roof then hit the deck!

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

1:28 Eat like Reagan? Does Burger Town sell Jelly Bellies?

[@sanlorenzo7896]

Probably, for a limited time only!

[@MrRAGE-md5rj]

Laugh all you want, but he still survived a punctured lung. Could you?

[@jackevans1708]

@@MrRAGE-md5rj I don’t think he was dissing Reagan just pointing out that he did indeed eat Jelly Babies

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

@@MrRAGE-md5rj I actually greatly admire Reagan. I was simply pointing out his favorite food, something that most people who don't admire Reagan wouldn't know.

[@sosocorny9877]

@@noneofyourbusiness9489 greatly admire what? Funding Osama and the Mujhadeen? Funneling crack to poor American inner cities? Ignoring the aids epidemic while thousands upon thousands of Americans died? Selling weapons to Iran to pocket for yourself and fund South America death squads? Or was it that when he conspired with Nixon to take away 2A rights from people in California? Or maybe it was when he expanded government power to further infringe on human rights than they already did? You can admire him for being a colossal piece of shit but that’s it.

[@tanyasexylittlegirlechaff1108]

“Remirez!!! It’s happy hour! Let’s go to burger town, I want a Big Mac.........Remirez, pull up to the window and order the Big Mac. Thanks Remeirez, mission accomplished..... damnit!!! I said no pickles!!!!! Let’s head around the drive through and give it another go, otherwise come over to the monitors for a deep brief..” “remember, switching to your fries is always faster than just eating the burger. Drinking your soda is even faster then switching to your fries. Slurp the soda” -Captain Cardiac Arrest

[@proraze3]

Your funny

[@tanyasexylittlegirlechaff1108]

@@proraze3 grated cheese

[@toxin1882]

2:55 Hold UP... I was ok with everything until he mentioned that

[@williewilson2250]

And the fact that he asked if you'd like communism

[@toxin1882]

@@williewilson2250 ._.

[@williewilson2250]

@@toxin1882 awwwww im sorry lol

[@dpm2937]

what in the name of jesus

[@Lumbago-box]

Bubby thats called "rape"

[@gwickens]

3:30 "Would you like to try our fat shaming patty" LOLOL I'm hella dead on this one,

[@studiollama4428]

I actually don’t like that one because I’m pretty sure that phrase wasn’t even in use in the 80s

[@googleisevil9946]

@@studiollama4428 It wasn't. People were normal back then.

[@EGRJ]

@@studiollama4428 Neither was 'non-binary', and that's still in the game.

[@3Guys1Video]

Can’t jokes be jokes?

[@T2G-DJT]

@@3Guys1Video No

[@jaio3697]

Call of duty headcanon: *Ramirez hates burgers*

[@jamesramirez2012]

No, i hate employees

[@taneeshajackson1817]

@@jamesramirez2012 ramrade i converted comrade and ramirez

[@aghitsaplane4262]

"This reminds me of a zombies map" "A zombie? The hell's that some kinda failed Soviet experiment"

[@brano13177]

"Nazi's actually, but the Soviets got word of it and wanted to see what it was about, maybe even see if they can get in on that action.... It didn't go well: for anyone and everyone."

[@toddkilber1971]

XD LMAO

[@leogarcia8640]

“Ramirez, I said no tomatoes damn it!”

[@jamesramirez2012]

No you didn't

[@literallytheguyinthepic2519]

"Ramirez!" "Protect the burger town!"

[@jamesramirez2012]

Ok

[@PENDRAGON4970]

Eating a poptart is faster than reloading

[@ashhabimran239]

This feels like the kind of satire I would see in a GTA game... and I'm all for it

[@ashhabimran239]

I honestly love silly, little inclusions like this and the arcade machines

[@Kingsman88115]

Just imagine: the poor sod that had to record these lines. They better have gotten paid extra for this...

[@AlejandroRodriguez-mr9ox]

We don’t do that here, comrade

[@Ghostpro-td7rc]

“Poor bastard”-Tom Brooks

[@arnowisp6244]

And I didn't even know you can push the burger button.

[@Koenchannel332]

I'd be laughing my ass off

[@alexium9813]

“Our meat tastes like meat!” “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.” Edit: *U THOUGHT I WAS THANKING U GUYS FOR THE LIKES, BUT IT IS ME, DIO!*

[@Eversionz]

Never said it was 100% meat tho

[@TehF0cus]

Many fast food places have "meat" that doesnt even remotely tastes like meat. Thats kinda the joke here.

[@deactivatedlol]

@@TehF0cus makes sense

[@kanenewman5517]

You missed the point of the joke....

[@NinjaAssasin06]

Its implying that its not real meat, but that the fake meat tastes like real meat... Quite disappointed in 456 of you 😂

[@brick4522]

RAMIREZ! WHERE IS PERSEUS

[@mariano98ify]

RAMIREZ, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN??

[@misfitgaming106]

*Confused ramirez screams*

[@realgmm7877]

RAMIREZ WRONG MISSION

[@vujkee]

RAMIREZ GET ME THE DAMN BURGER

[@brick4522]

@@mariano98ify RAMIREZ! WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

[@richiboy6546]

The burgers mason, what do they mean

[@marin_1536]

3:51 I love Woods' reaction 😂😂

[@Thoughtful.]

“I don’t think that qualifies as intel, dipsh!t”

[@marin_1536]

That was pretty funny from Woods 😂😂

[@galagticcheeks06]

I'm so godamn glad that I wasn't the only one who chose to name Bell James Ramirez, since at the end of the day, you would be the one to do everything

[@vintagextay]

Wasn’t burger town a zombies map in advanced warfare?

[@ryanjapan3113]

Yes, or at east it was part of one.

[@alexsal2737]

Originally in mw2

[@ssmain5555]

@@alexsal2737 yeah

[@lucasfeliphe7028]

had its first appearance on MW2.

[@Deathmare235]

@@alexsal2737 but not bubby

[@Itsliterallynothing]

Woods: Get me the Reagan Ramirez: Here's Communism with that, Comrade Woods. Soviet Union: Hammer and sickle above Ramirez

[@ryanjapan3113]

For someone who keeps insulting Bell and their weight buddy (and the restaurant) don’t seem to do anything.

[@stopreadingmyusernamebroth9090]

OMG the amount of quotes they put. They never forget Burger Town

[@bbchannel1221]

the truth is that as long as im playing this game, i figure out i'm loosing my soul. all of the graphics and areas come along with suspens and exciting émotions, my heart is full of wird sensation.

[@Ali365]

2:57 *Chris Hansen pulls up* why don’t you take a seat burger town

[@bolobalaman]

" RAMIZEZ, take the entire KGB to a fast food dinner "

[@KVMGReal]

Ramirez! Go inside the Burger Town and get me a burger, fries and a drink! And once you’ve brought me that stuff, take out that attack helicopter with the packaging it came in!

[@MsFelinaFox]

"RAMIREZ!!!! USE THE COUPONS IN THE FANNY PACK!!!!"

[@kinslerhetling9635]

He had PTSD flash backs

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

2:57 Nice guys when a girl thanks them for having them hold the door open for them

[@blanksmith9393]

0:57. That is the best transition I've ever seen in the history of ever.

[@t-posetimmy6834]

Ramirez can defeat the whole KGB with a single potato fry

[@NieR774]

RAMIREZ! LAST FRY! MAKE IT COUNT!

[@jesseservin4012]

Burger Town and Zakhaev prove that modern warfare (2019 that is) and black ops are connected., hope they reboot the whole trilogy.

[@tanflo]

So WaW, BLOPS 1, Cold War, and MW 2019 are now "canon"

[@-da_]

@@tanflo yeah all the cods except the futuristic ones are canon

[@jesseservin4012]

@@-da_ infinity ward hinted at infinite warfare taking place in the modern warfare universe

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

you had WAY too much fun with these vid chunks

[@rufusmaximus5784]

Mason goes up to the burger stand “Hello sir what can I get you today?” “The numbers! They’re back!”

[@tamper2819]

Ramirez! Get me 2 medium sized sodas and 5 boxes of chicken tenders!

[@AdeptusBroskis]

I would’ve lost my shit if Bubby just yelled Ramirez for one of the button presses

[@cougine8810]

Imagine getting recommended this in seven years

[@lasombra1469]

I love how the soviets make fun of Americans being overweight while there people are literally starving to death

[@possiblycrazy442]

Something about that button push is extremely bothersome.

[@nmysights0185]

I really wish one of the lines was Sgt. Foley screaming “Ramirez!”

[@GhoztEdits-]

4:18 Woods: don't bother with that.

[@Milkyymia]

2:57 I would enjoy that if literally anyone but him said it

[@seanrogers3389]

*Snaps a shot of the menu* Woods: "I don't think that qualifies as intel, dipshit"

[@annhentaiuser6658]

2:18 When you roll for your favourite waifu in FGO, but only got a random item instead.

[@redphantom6921]

Well if that random item is Salter, I wouldn't mind too much.

[@nicolasquispe1485]

please, get me two makarovs, one victor charlie and for dessert a extra large perseus, ah, don't forget to deliver my bells

[@WayStedYou]

Ramirez! Travel back in time and order a burger from burger town!

[@erwin669]

When McDonald's first opened in Moscow in January1990 it is estimated about 30,000 customers were served on the first day and there was wait times as high as 8 hours.

[@KANIKZU]

2:56 thats out of context by alot

[@JTTTTTT2TTTTTTC]

“Ramirez! I need a number 5 with air support”

[@dvyand6674]

Imagine burger town zombies in bocw This aint black ops no more

[@keylans.9452]

The way he hits the button aggravates me

[@ranjela455]

Woods : Push Up ! Bell : oh you mean this big red shiny button ?

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

processed to activated a nuclear weapon

[@ryanjapan3113]

I love the modern warfare (rangers?) match beginning theme at the start of the video.

[@Fulllife3.2]

3:47 My god, look at those prices.

[@Its_THE_questionable_person]

Holy shit that's cheap

[@marcoschrader3130]

Umm yes I would like one of everything in your menu twice 🤤

[@marcoschrader3130]

@@Its_THE_questionable_person this should be in the entire world and everyone would be going for this extremely damn cheap place

[@atas2561]

Let’s not forget that the guys who are running the training course are Russians. It’s also plausible that they’ve got no idea what food is served and called or what the prices are.

[@Fulllife3.2]

Oh… All this time I literally never realized that those prices were in cents.

[@gregwilliams4926]

The animation slamming the button sounds so good to my ears.

[@ryanjapan3113]

I wish woods would react to the town and burger town, and what the Soviets though america looked like/Americans acted like more.

[@mrtoughguythefunnyguy940]

Ramirez: Alright I could go to burger town to get a double burger with bacon, cheese, special spicy sauce, lettuce, and spinach after a workout from pumping iron.

[@RealAnt86]

I just got a McDonalds ad before this vid bruh

[@spartangaming2931]

then you are in luck

[@CareerPoint8]

A nice dramatic relief indeed🤗🤗Ramirez being a human in the middle of a mission.

[@potatoboy4913]

R A M I R E Z hand me a straw!

[@HarryL2020]

The fact that this thing has more dialogue variety then most characters is hilarious...

[@ryanjapan3113]

Why do I get the feeling that the button mashing noise was reused from something else from the original game.

[@user-bv9dr5ph6u]

Shepard is mentioned in one of the endings so yeah

[@larellesmith3111]

On "breaking on through" if you save park you can see lazar wearing a burger town outfit if you follow orders from adler Also burger town was a Cod AW Exo zombie DLC map

[@okand6770]

This needs to be a map along with nuketown

[@rockz6026]

I can imagine bell saying " for God sake i just want food! '

[@comradecommissar8272]

I didnt know ramirez fought in Cold war,Brad.

[@jamesramirez2012]

Me either

[@MaybeAChevorletSuburban]

@@jamesramirez2012 wait...Ramirez doesn’t know that Ramirez fought in the Cold War???

[@PENDRAGON4970]

How Convenient

[@MaybeAChevorletSuburban]

@@PENDRAGON4970 exactly.

[@detectivefatweedington9509]

Deadass built a self aware robot just to pretend to sell burgers in a training operation

[@Mr.Redink]

"Would you like communism with that?" I mean...yeah. Skipping straight to dessert.

[@Mr.Redink]

@Jeremy H www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/document/cia-rdp84b00274r000300150009-5 Source : CIA Yes, THE CIA

[@williewilson2250]

You really don't fucking want communism my dude, move to china and see how it feels

[@Mr.Redink]

@@williewilson2250 the reason I dont wanna move to China is because they're conservative as fuck and they won't allow for anyone to question or challenge their authority. Theyre not operating under "communism". They have and use free markets in China. They're actually seem to be using an updated and more extreme version of Lenin's NEP. Which you wouldn't know about unless you read on the subject.

[@williewilson2250]

@@Mr.Redink dude, china is communist and use democracy as a disguise. You can't vote for anyone else there but Xi. And let's not even mention the fact that the trailer for cold war literally threw a red pill at your face with Yuri Bezmenov, he warned America about communism and knew exactly how it worked because he was part of the KGB. Just watch the interview, he told everyone about everything that would happen and even explain social justice being used to divide. If you take a look at every other country that touched communism (venezuela for example) you'll see that it never ended well, that goes for socialism too. Many that have lived under it moved to the US have done so to escape and now they all see it trying to come here and ruin America. And you can't own guns under communism because then you'll be able to fight back, that's why nobody should ever want communism anywhere because it's not what it used to be

[@williewilson2250]

@@Mr.Redink there's also a reason that the Chinese communist party exists my dude, just because someone uses a bit of capitalism doesn't mean they won't use communism to control

[@alexm.a.d892]

I like how woods knows the name of the mascot for burger town, I think it's a very fun little tittle detail that humanized him. Also I hope modern warfare cast orders some meal in burger town

[@m4nd0r1an7]

i didn't ask for communism, i asked for capitalism

[@williewilson2250]

Thank you for being smart

[@marcellkovacs2378]

RAMIREZ! block that nuke with your riot shield!

[@Purgious]

lol Woods at 3:53

[@leibniz4455]

Burger Town: *has cooking OIL* "Ramirez! Protect the burger Town!"

[@jamesramirez2012]

OIL, OF COURSE I PROTECT IT

[@PENDRAGON4970]

Did someone say oil? THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!!!!!

[@saurabvarma2232]

“Would you like communism with that?” Yes, Yes I would

[@James-qn3wi]

Tastes like starvation.

[@notacommunistperson9339]

tastes like poverty.

[@Jason-is3du]

“Sorry! We don’t serve that here.”

[@James-qn3wi]

Maestro Tastes like downfall.

[@xout0ft0astx4]

Tastes like... scarcity...

[@roderickaquino8558]

Old name: *Burger King* New name: *Burger Town*

[@jakabagassatriaudayana8i403]

First like

[@aseretto015]

This 1080p video looks better than a lot of "4k" I see outthere

[@bjornbuckley]

These writers are getting cheekier and cheekier every game

[@iflip_pizzas5539]

I like the part were he hits the button

[@dpm2937]

Ramirez not gonna let anything get inbetween him and his meal

[@chesscomsupport8689]

3:51 lol @ Woods

[@devledogg6159]

I just wasted 4 minutes of my life watching a man press a button. I QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES.

[@hansgettheflamenwarfer55]

"Eat like reagan." DAMN

[@ScroggsOVision]

I have to feel sorry for the poor sap who had to program all that into the simulation inside the base.

[@winstonbangoyan6041]

" do you want the artery buster ? "

[@EmiCorazonDeTi]

“We don’t have a vegan option” Amen.

[@kenuko7428]

The moment the thing said *will you be my friend* I immediately stopped the video and ran out my house cause I got Annabelle vibes