Ranch Simulator but we have no idea what we're doing

[@WorstPremadeEver]

Did you miss the Ranch Simulator live streams?! We've got you covered! Go check them out now over on the WPE Livestream Archive channel! Don't forget to subscribe! kzbin.info

[@02_Nman]

Ellis, like the psycho that he is, casually whispers 'Chetley's gotta gun' and immediately kills someone.

[@Bootysmoothie]

What's weird is his smoothly textured jacket suits him well irl , like the sleeve cuffs , idk what it is about that stiff non moving jacket and his arms exposing themselves makes him looks like a little asshole child dressed in his old clothes 😂

[@dirkwolf9463]

The important question isn't where the gun came from but where it's going. 🤡

[@Omorplushreal]

​@@Bootysmoothiedon't forget the bit of muscle clipping through the sleeve

[@StealthTheFoxz]

What did his daddy do~

[@dr.bright6272]

​@sombrasiniestra8122 clearly Gabby tried to wear it at one point

[@SpartaHarlon]

3 Teletubbies and a Guy Fieri impersonator, this is gonna be good

[@CarsonC2409]

Perfect comparison

[@dustinadolfelisan9846]

More like colonel sanders

[@cherami-nox-fleuret]

More like Grandpa Max from Ben 10

[@dr.bright6272]

Terrortubbies

[@noir-214]

5:28 it was gabbys new dog jake finally got one as a surprise and gabby killed it

[@damiangaming5696]

Oh thats so fucking dark lmao

[@Zack_Zander]

@@damiangaming5696 It was definitely a surprise

[@dr.bright6272]

Tricked into killing her own pet. Alex displays his mind control super power

[@exoticdachoo007]

Not even 2 minutes have passed and Ellis already shot someone in a game about simulating a ranch experience. Perfectly normal, wouldn't be a WPE video without friendly fire

[@Myazini]

This team reinforces colour coding on a whole new level, love it!

[@WelshGiraffa]

Swol Gabby with Jaundice is someone’s new sleep paralysis demon

[@CRUSH40RULES]

It’s not jaundice, she’s from the Simpson’s universe.

[@Paragon13]

Or kink

[@metronette8650]

1:12 Jonk: “Is the engine on?” Jonk not even a quarter of a second later: *starts engine*

[@FreeTreemlbb]

6:04 NGL Jake figuring what the toggle for whistle is made me happy because of his genuine excitement

[@citrus1225]

Jonk looked like Colonel Sanders if he ran a tiki bar instead of a chicken shop

[@ad1kher0gaming71]

Chetley, Jonk, Mommy Milkers and Shrok. It just has such a good ring to it lmao XD

[@901Rayman]

All we need is Ranch Simulator name for Cath.

[@dquinnster47]

Gabby never mentioned she would be adding steroids to her honey eating regiment.

[@knightrider2637]

At 0:35 Jonk looks like colonel sanders going on a summer holiday in hawai

[@crowpond3665]

I work in a quiet room at work and when the editing for the introductions of your characters fucking WIPED ME OUT I HAD TO HOLD BACK MY LAUGHTER FROM THE ROOM NEXT DOOR

[@yoongtatchan4875]

Yes. This is the kind of classic chaotic energy WPE is amazing for. All the yes

[@nytetubegaming5185]

0:45 Jake looks like a retired colonel sanders

[@AlexIsGaming.]

Those character edits were very nice, please give nick the praise he deserves

[@exemplar7205]

*gets shot straight through the face* "You are unconscious" lol

[@SurrealKeenan]

"Mommy Milker" is one of the greatest names you've come up with

[@kbrelax1353]

I wonder how much the rate of 'accidents' could drop if Jonk would remain unconscious. 🤔

[@vladimirirkhin]

and would that rate be the same if it was someone else 🤔

[@RichtorGroude1828]

probably not at all

[@spartanc173]

*Cath.

[@kbrelax1353]

@@spartanc173 Let's talk about cathing when she participate in the video, okay? 😂

[@spartanc173]

@@kbrelax1353 Fair enough.

[@nightram6164]

Whoever did the opening cards for everyone's characters deserves a raise And then force them to pay that raise to jake because we know they're not getting a raise

[@boombang0418]

You fully, 100%, had an Austin Powers moment with that cart.

[@asurashun9695]

the freaking jeep was working flintstone style now that's something you don't see in every game

[@NilRacing]

1:14 Someone called Chetley having a gun ended up exactly how I thought it would end up...

[@xanderjames8682]

That austin powers golf cart moment was top tier😂 only jonk

[@LeftenantChannel]

This is what I just need to pass the time and fall asleep.

[@siaknil6592]

1:19 that was so sudden I’m now in stitches 😂

[@alexandrulolea4631]

Ellis shouting “OH YEAAAH” after shooting Jonk is like the Koolaid man XDD

[@AWildYamYam]

4:57 so funny enough, me and my father made this joke, we’d get a little place for chickens and then just put raw chicken in it when someone comes around and say “we got chickens wanna see” and then show them that

[@pixle500]

7:00 speechless because its true XD legends ^^

[@Endonia-ym3sl]

Don't know if WPE will see this comment, but I just wanted to give them a big thank you or their content. I found this channel snortly after my grandmother passed 3 years ago and it was legit the only thing that made me smile and laugh for a good long while. the WPE humor definitely helped me through a really tough time. Keep up the great work.

[@AnjaliyaIronwolf]

Ngl, I laughed my ass off during the stream with your introductions... but seeing them here was something else. I'm still laughing

[@Davidletter3]

This continues to probably be one of the Best WPE videos ever. Love rewatching this one.

[@monroerobbins7551]

0:21 this bit made me WHEEZE

[@1universe]

Yay just what I need to feed my insomnia

[@bobskelebone]

As a fellow insomniac I agree with this message

[@GZxuanChannel-nx9vi]

The Humor from WPE Have Escalated to the Level of The Goons (McNasty, Blarg, TheDoo, Soup and Grizzy etc)

[@tavarusbenton5291]

I’m glad you made that comparison 🤣🤣

[@rsodrealm]

top tier editing as always, the intros for the characters were amazing, too!

[@StaticMentalState]

8:50 no no...lord FARTquaad

[@Spearofinamorata]

No he's Lord f*** wad

[@PandaMoniumGaming97]

This is a great group of silliness. Great video as always. Love you all! ❤️

[@Hug_Junkie]

Lol, the intros were hilarious!😂

[@SAIC-0]

5:20 I like how they were so eager to shoot it then they felt bad then they didn't again

[@suryam.m2809]

Advisory don't watch while eating 😂

[@error4v0r47]

Half a day later watching this video, you guys always make the best content.

[@SkyCloudsStudios]

I just spent 2 hour more than I had to in traffic after a 10 hour workday. Thank you WPE for instant cheer up!

[@Raida7]

Those yellow abs!

[@scouseleemini1]

0:03 yo bumble hogan

[@Elfie527]

2:18 when you have had too much coffee or energy drink lol😂

[@mothartistic_dysphoria9899]

Recovering from surgery. Laughing is 100% worth it. Thank you guys for being you!! I love putting your various videos on when I need a laugh. :) Quick edit, this is a surgery I've been wanting, not like, a surprise or like a tumor. My uterus was stolen lmao.

[@simonaustin3756]

How do you get your uterus stolen lmao

[@kinorris1709]

Your Uterus was STOLEN?

[@freyjadunlin]

​@@simonaustin3756 they're trans

[@shadeglyph]

I've watched other KZbinrs play this and I'm happy to say this is the exact same level of chaos I've come to expect!

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

4:06 A long time coming that Alex got karmaed by his own gun. XD

[@sstigger38]

I LITERALLY REPLAYED from 1:15 "Chetley's Got a Gun!" to Ellis ending with "OH YEEAAAAAAH!" about a DOZEN TIMES LAUGHING SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!

[@sushifox2058]

Please don’t change to Alex’s perspective ever again 😂

[@keenanshewfelt3481]

Jonk just looks like colonel sanders if he was on vacation

[@seansama1777]

You should do this kind of introduction everytime you make weird f-up characters

[@gabsatron]

barely a minute in and I am absolutely loving this editing

[@WorstPremadeEver]

Be sure to check out the unedited streams of Ranch Simulator over on the Livestream Archive! Don't forget to subscribe! kzbin.info

[@LostPeachyTunes]

That Editing Is Amazing! I Love It!

[@crowpond3665]

There’s this really strange phenomenon with Gabby and Jake’s laughter. Like whenever they’re both laughing it makes it sound like way more people are laughing than there really is. Like it sounds like everyone is laughing but it’s really just Jake and Gabby carrying the humor of the whole clip.

[@IsMgb45]

After Alex presented himself as Shrok I just kept hearing the grey parrot that keep saying "Shrek, Rock, Shrok" for fun

[@BlackSwordsman32]

Jake looks like Colonel Harland Sanders XD

[@IbadGrammarX]

member only baby!!!

[@popclamp3508]

The intro has probably made this the greatest episode ever

[@kenuko7428]

Yall look like a bunch of Gen z kids that made random characters on their way to play a game only once XD

[@Wraith_Of_The_Shadows]

idk if it is just me or my headphones that i have rn becuse my old ones broke but i feel like the wpe squad is getting more and more unhinged. i love it!

[@joeltrekwars2162]

You guys are more coherent than Smii7y's gang, that's for certain.

[@chrisnroine]

someone needs to make a picture of chetley jonk, and shrok standing behind gabby on the couch

[@nazamroth8427]

I dont know why or how this game turns everyone who plays it into the most stereotypical cartoon hillbilly, but I love it.

[@flameongamer8534]

Oh god i remember that piss story

[@suborbitalprocess]

Some people can parallel park with a powerslide. Jonk can Austin Powers his car with a powerslide

[@TheLodjur]

"Chetley's got a guuun." **Boom headshot** 😂

[@minidude5030]

Ii love how everyone has clothes on then alex is only wearing his boxers

[@BloodyMobile]

1:20 WPE in murica: Ellis shoots Jonk and Alex tea-bags the corpse xD

[@TigerGamer1643]

The Joys of Friendly Fire

[@Sol3clipse]

The reason why you are shooting yourselves while in the car is because game physics makes the gun have like a slight delay so if you try shooting in front of the car when it's speeding, the projectile will delay and spawn behind you and instantly kill you, which is why you die when you shoot in front of the car but the sides and back of the car. Long explanation to such a funny unplanned bit of content LMAO, hope you guys pin this because this channel was one of my first dark humor channels be very hilarious.

[@Tiberium10332]

The character introduction was awesome!

[@drinkfromthecup]

SHROK

[@Ah_Yes_I_See]

R.I.P. the precious metals club. You will be missed by everyone but Ellis.

[@HeartlessSystem]

Celebrating the New Year with a WPE binge.

[@NieYanMLC]

Loved that introductions

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

Love those introductions 😂😂

[@Ghillieshoots]

"Who's firing guns this early in the morning?" Americans start sweating...

[@nicolevickyhades]

This video is so unhinged and I love it.

[@MoontheFox48]

0:44 Jake/Jonk looks like Colonel Sanders mixed with a Florida man. XD

[@blacky_Ninja]

„Shrock“ it is, huh? Apollo the grey parrot would be very pleased 😂

[@greendino36]

Someone should've stood behind the car.

[@henrikhyrup3995]

You effin around and keep shooting each other is just eternally funny! 😂😂😂

[@luna_nova_09]

7:08 The dialogue is giving me Skyrim NPC vibes and I don’t know why

[@redhawke8458]

I liked the subtle “subscribe” with the teeth

[@prussiangamer]

God this just proves giving WPE firearms will always end in friendly fire and chaos

[@davidwilems8915]

5:52 Like a GLOVE

[@billlacey2426]

1:15 I think ellis is much more scarier abductor than alex. with that creepy whisper "cheeetly got a gun" then pow!

[@BTSIPURPLEYOU-zi4mk]

All of you have the exact same energy 😂

[@lanceelamparo7593]

Borderlands introductions was awsome

[@TrishVercoe]

you guys and gals always make me smile and laugh thankyou

[@aidenkontour9282]

That intro needs to be standard practice now 😂 idk if I can live without it

[@chrisstraley2002]

Man, this "big" update for Saints Row be looking good XD

[@alansmithee419]

3:35 It took me a few seconds to make the connection to chickens, so I was sitting here for a bit panicked at why the f*** you would need to buy an "ovoscope." I connected the words "ovo" and "ova" immediately, but didn't figure out the farm=chickens part...

[@stevenbuzinkai767]

I almost shot Gatorade out of my nose when Elis shot Jonk.

[@grymn5533]

The cheese joke 'under attack' is extra funny considering the fact that the US government currently has BILLIONS of lbs of cheese in caves rn

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

7:40 ofc Alex was using the wrong hole

[@TheOnlyOrk]

more of this, ranch sim is a hilarious game