Random, Awesome Simpsons Clips Vol 1

Here are some of my favorite Simpsons clips, there are plenty of others so more volumes will be coming. But here's the first assortment of random clips. Enjoy!

[@samwize28]

The 64 slices of cheese scene cracks me up. Everything about it, so simple and so brilliant

[@CadeKamS]

It's an amazing scene. "I think I'm blind"

[@ghostseitsemas9250]

It's so random too

[@GohnwithaG]

I love how it’s the second attempt to break and enter the Simpson home and both parties are just so casual and polite about it.

[@Julian-AJCP]

I wonder how they came up with it... Such a classic scene

[@krishanuA]

​@@Julian-AJCPthings like these keep me nitwits awake all night 😮

[@kisbie]

The very specific labelling of Moe’s, and no other landmarks, on both the slide and the model town is genius level comedy. 😂😂😂

[@mlipkin1]

Also the specification that the corpses are charred.

[@youssef16844]

QUIT STALLING, WHAT'S THE PLAN?!

[@borntoclimb7116]

True

[@MoSaladLFC]

OH DEAR GOD NO

[@blank0the0new91]

It's on the next level for sure

[@LukeFaulkner]

"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?" is one of my all-time favourite Simpsons quotes... so many times I've been to lectures and dreamed about this scene.

[@CadeKamS]

I say that line all the time

[@kisbie]

Captain Tennille is a hugely underrated Simpsons guest character.

[@leolopezjr8565]

‘Twas good

[@peternesbitt]

Hey Nelson thanks for your vote. I didn't vote, voting's for geeks. Classic quote. 😂

[@davidlogan6139]

I like Homer’s one “If I could just say a few words, I’d be a better public speaker”

[@JoeAriminvm]

"Good evening, ladies and g..." *"QUIT STALLING, WHAT'S THE PLAN???!!!"*

[@SonofTiamat]

"Alright, just take your seat, just take your seat."

[@user-10021]

Every KZbin tutorial ever

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

I think it's "Einstein! What's the plan?!"

[@reesjohnson]

Milhouse being chased by the agents is legitimately one of the funniest scenes ever

[@pugsnhogz]

"I don't care" 😂

[@ianlaswick9505]

Not again!

[@pugsnhogz]

"No, Mr. Simpson, a cat is a living thing!" "I don't care."

[@borntoclimb7116]

So true

[@mkultra2456]

Too bad the sound quality is messed up.

[@aigtban]

I love how none of the Simpsons seem to mind that Burns and Smithers are attempting to rob them. Marge even brings them cocoa!

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

They don’t have anything worth stealing. Except Bobo

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Random Mandom

[@queencancerous5332]

Mr. Burns's only power is his wealth, he's about as physically powerful as a paper bag.

[@Fuckstupidlibtards]

They must be liberals...

[@nousukas]

They were just innocently sliding on that wire. Nothing bad happened there. They didn't have to explaing being socked on the ceiling.

[@michael-so6bj]

"A MOUNDS BAR IS NOT A SPRINKLE! A TWIZZLER IS NOT A SPRINKLE! A JOLLY RANCHER IS NOT A SPRINKLE SIR! PERHAPS IN SHANGRI-LA THEY ARE, BUT NOT HERE!!!" -Best Kwik-E-Mart moment of all time 😂

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

Apu was never one to take Springfielders bullshit

[@usefulduncanfan]

Correction:"A mars bar is no a sprinkle"

[@ajk]

@@usefulduncanfan No he said Mounds lol

[@usefulduncanfan]

My bad

[@jane1975]

@michael-so6bj: I would still eat the one Homer made though.

[@TheTrippersMindTrip]

Oh, I'm not a doctor. Still cracks me up 🤣

[@Catdaddyacab]

I have that tattooed on my leg. Great scene

[@robanderson473]

It sure is a great line alright!

[@joshmg25]

I might be in the minority, but I like this quote better: Doctor: stay off for a few days you’ll be fine. Homer: the hell with that I gotta play. Doctor: all right what do I know? I’m just a doctor. Was that the Simpsons I feel like it was

[@QueenSydon]

@@joshmg25 Happy Gilmore, my friend

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

"Poochie's _DEAD!_" lol the enthusiasm in Krusty's voice fucking slays me every time

[@mmafyasco]

and the children’s laughter 😆

[@chrisyoung3603]

"I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!!" 😂😂😂

[@kristijoy13013]

My sister had a Geo at about that time which makes it even more funny for me.

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I don’t know why but I laugh every time

[@Cam-pg4wl]

I like how the guy in the white coat dishing out pills and offering medical advice at the theme park ,is slightly insulted that someone might think he's actually a doctor.

[@alexoblivion9295]

You're a coat

[@kanna-san.]

My dream job

[@ryleypalmer]

He’s not insulted? Listen again

[@fabricator.cap.hill.seattle]

I don't think he feels personally insulted. I assumed his tone came from being disappointed with the park not having an actual doctor available.

[@beobeo4776]

I always love that scene because it makes me think he’s just some worker they put a coat on 😂

[@LordOfNothingreally]

"Hey wait! That's not a dummy!" "Zhis exhibit is closed!"

[@richv1979]

Bart be quiet, Lisa drink the water. This line cracks me up 😂

[@blakelester1419]

Notice how all of these scenes are from season 2-7 yeah… when the Simpsons was good.

[@byHexted]

The casual blank faced look homer has when he chases down Ned’s car is so fucking funny

[@davidvice9291]

They are recreating the scene from terminator 2. His face is blank just like the terminators was. So funny 😂

[@EDEZ-PresidentEdo]

*neddy....neddy!*

[@billolsen4360]

It's a GEO!

[@lucaskennington9101]

I like that Scratchy dies every episode but everybody instantly knew Poochie was gone forever.

[@kisbie]

The Simpsons got a laugh out of the line “This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes.” 🫡🫡🫡

[@jenniferhomans739]

There was an affidavit, sir

[@oldworldpatriot8920]

3:43 I love how Chiefs first reaction is to throw the cloud the hot dog,like it only wanted his food 😂

[@joshuabessire9169]

Springfielders can see nanoscopic things such as atoms and flu germs, but Homer thinks he can slip candy past Apu.

[@kisbie]

Germs and radioactivity being visible is among my fave Simpsons conventions. They didn’t invent the concept but they made the most of it.

[@canadiansoviet]

"No, it's the children who are wrong." - S. Skinner

[@AlishaWolfe]

1:17 Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you hahahai remember hearing this at age 9 and I still sing this in my 30s

[@johnbuoy1401]

“They’re all around me…. No way out!!!”

[@AlishaWolfe]

@@johnbuoy1401 ‘I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN’ 😂😂

[@johnbuoy1401]

@@AlishaWolfe “give her this… and this…. And then these!”

[@chchedda]

Same I'm 36 😂

[@Brumbieman]

"I think i'm blind" - I don't know why but it gets me every time

[@sionsonorism]

its the delivery for me

[@UncensoredScion]

others have said it on other videos but that 64 slices of American cheese one. Homer started out happy and excited to do this, by the end he's stayed up all night, he's clearly not enjoying himself and he's blind, but dammit he said he'd eat 64 slice of american cheese and he finished that task, that's commitment that is lmao

[@katherinetressler1508]

Homer may be stupid, but you've got to respect that level of determination

[@peterberkrot3220]

"HEY! I'm tryin to eat lunch here."

[@TyroneFitness]

As a Simpsons fan since 1989, these are some awesome clips!

[@jamesfletcher5906]

"Oh im not a doctor"

[@excrono]

To over come the spiders curse, quote a Bible verse… “Thou shall not… (um) cast the first stone.” Close enough.

[@GroomlakeArea51]

04:34 "fourth reich motors since 1946" Simpsons was absolute genius

[@Liam_D]

Reminds me of Brad Goodman's "do what you feel" festival, which replaced the "do as we say" festival established by german settlers in 1946.

[@marcusbullock630]

*THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED*

[@jenniferhomans739]

This exhibit is closed!!

[@filmreviewer117]

That is so funny😂

[@brendansmith3851]

6:20 'try to take him alive' 😂

[@enterthebruce91]

"I'm tellin' ya, I didn't do anything." "I don't care." 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Not again”😂

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

Mr. Burns showed impressive upper body strength, being able to hang on from that wire until the fire truck came.

[@nousukas]

Maybe he's so light that's not a problem.

[@alexoblivion9295]

You're a fire truck

[@Gumbier_Than]

Adrenaline Is a heck of a thing.

[@carlycarmine3858]

He's a skinny old fool, how the hell did he do that

[@mlipkin1]

I hope someone was fired for that blunder.

[@arufai]

I truly wish I could've been taking back to the very nights those episodes were released 😪

[@alexoblivion9295]

You're a release

[@xandercrews4729]

I Remember a lot of them from my childhood

[@djhillfinger]

Was there, every sunday after the football, after a roast dinner with my family, great days

[@brundlefly262]

They were first aired on Sunday nights at 7 p.m. on Fox. It was The Simpsons followed by Married with Children followed (later on) by In Living Color.

[@GahMorninJulia]

That Sunday lineup was a great distraction from the thought of school the next morning.

[@ian42069]

8:37 lol love that the firetruck broke flanders' fence

[@hardcoredoom5892]

“Prove wrong, kids! Prove me wrooong!”

[@JhoRPG]

90s Simpsons are d best

[@alexanderjakel8001]

"Thou shalt not---" *immediately proceeds to kill*

[@D0NTREPLY]

the asteroid demo and only pointing out moes tavern was just simple but so brilliant.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

Dear God no p00r m0e

[@edgarsandoval289]

5:27 is peak simpsons comedy.😂

[@PassionPi]

I quote “It must have been that bean I had for dinner” all the time

[@CptArg]

I love that after Barney takes the wheel of the blimp the actual drive just doesn't even try to stop him 😂

[@alainbelanger9852]

Plus he immediately, suicidally, jerks the controls violently, as if he wants to crash the thing. That’s pretty funny, plus there’s the tower that happens to be right next to them.

[@HESHRocketWarhead]

It's hard to see, but his expression does become slight panic, like a deer in headlights moment.

[@atomcraft4067]

You missed Lisa's " I am The Lizard Queen!"

[@sabisachi]

As a Geo owner, I can confirm a fat person could easily catch up to It xD

[@pauljordan4452]

T 1000 HOMAGE.

[@laaltasombragio976]

Poor Moleman

[@dendenp9]

Thank goodness. Rescue dogs

[@Jack-tu5zf]

You're gay for Moleman

[@gabesgaming7064]

Hope it was quick.

[@cosasdelcine2351]

Hans Topo!

[@gnewt75]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......my glasses!!"😂😂😂

[@TheAaronRodgersTao]

I can’t believe they canceled Apu. Ridiculous. He was beloved by all.

[@naveen.119]

As an Indian I am really sad it happened, losing apu and supermarket seems like we lost 10% of the show, its a frequent place they visit just like Moe’s bar.

[@Rocket1377]

The only person who got Apu cancelled was Hank Azaria. All because one guy couldn't take a joke. Every character on the Simpsons is a stereotype, Apu was no different.

[@billbirch3748]

Last scene with Marge chased by a large balloon in reference to a 60s British TV spy series The Prisoner with just 17 episodes.

[@Ganbakodon]

Ill have to watch that now! I didn't know it was a reference!

[@Ganbakodon]

Ill have to watch that now! I didn't know it was a reference!

[@hughjass1044]

The airplane landing gear always hurts my ribs.

[@renakunisaki]

Uh, we'll need that to live.

[@luckyDancer100]

0:44 I love how fast Barney tanks that blimp lmao

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

These clips are great for break-time at work

[@Jalostzu]

The T2 bit is fantastic. 🤣

[@mitchpap9753]

that BEAN I had for dinner 😂

[@annarobinson894]

Homer: 64 slices of American cheese Me an intellectual: A stack of cheese

[@CadeKamS]

Haha, true that. Those were different times!

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Me: American cheese? Gross.

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

Don't flatter yourself.

[@kevin2400]

Me after wrestlemaina weekend I think I’m blind

[@jane1975]

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812Its just Kraft Cheese slices that you get in a supermarket or in a Big Mac mmmm Big Mac🍔😋

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

Classic Simpsons had more soul

[@byHexted]

The lisa scene of her tripping out creeped me out as a kid before you know what drugs are and what they do seeing it in cartoons would give me a weird feeling

[@urbanpkrider31]

“Oh the humanity!” Great reference 😂

[@Freedom9X]

I really miss these Simpsons.

[@slouchygamer3266]

ive always loved how chief wiggum just acts on instinct, esp drawing his gun and just firing xDD

[@terryechoes3192]

The other hilarious thing about Poochy is the idea that killing off someone just because they annoy you is an acceptable solution.

[@MrAnaheimification]

Lol the bubble killing Hans Moleman 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesk1868]

The many gruesome deaths of Hans Moleman lol

[@tubbs2132]

Reference to the '60s TV show "The Prisoner"

[@Belleplainer]

I had a friend who owned a Geo. They really were that slow.

[@TheRealKaiProton]

I always loved how Homer stops the spiders curse

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

I don’t because it was social conditioning which was very very effective in leading people away from God because when people are entertained and amused they are disarmed and let their guard down and can be more effectively propagandised and manipulated to perceive the world a certain way and through a certain aperture that this world which is beholden to the devil would want you to.

[@TheRealKaiProton]

@@MarianMurphy-rz8ej Im a member of the Church of FSM anyway,

[@joelbrown16]

I love that Marge just watches Homer run around on fire and does nothing

[@mandiebox7945]

Hans Moleman was the best character on the Simpsons.

[@josepha3805]

Man getting hit by football

[@kriswest6442]

Like kissing a peanut.

[@arufai]

So classic! The authentic Simpson episodes ❤😢

[@BikingVikingHH]

2:19 been using that line for 20 years… always makes me laugh.

[@andrewsoboeiro6979]

that first clip is a master class in working product placement seamlessly into your show

[@BrordinMorrisMeow]

Barney driving the blimp, the guard on hes work that casually just lift up the employee and kick him in the back like its totally okay and normal & the man of few words. dude this is perfection

[@MG-gb6cp]

Fourth Reich Motors is an amazing background gag

[@SailorMaxie]

Fun fact: Given it only takes Homer about three seconds to eat a slice of cheese, he should only have been down there for about 3 minutes and 12 seconds.

[@jackeibon884]

He slowed down, rested and else because you could see the chiss made unspeakable things to his mind and body

[@byHexted]

Honestly the idea of having to sit there and slice by slice eat 64 pieces of American cheese, is like something out of a horror movie. That sounds like an immoral form of torture some psycho would commit

[@GroomlakeArea51]

that's not a fact lol it got progressively harder after each slice plus he was half asleep

[@deadmeatjb]

I imagine there are periods where he's out of it and sweaty and slowly regains the ability to eat another slice

[@gracie1312]

​@@byHexted Like being in Hell and being forced to eat endless donuts....?

[@PotterPossum1989]

1:12, My man Homer be shooting off sparks

[@NancerOne]

8:31 I bet Smithers liked that

[@JonnyUnderrated]

0:54 Is one of my all time fav's "I CANNNNNNNNT , ITS A GEO" The HOMINATOR

[@guguigugu]

homer's screams will never not be funny

[@patrickstogsdill74]

Homer's Simpson's laugh is historical

[@canveyrossful]

QUIT STALLING, WHATS THE PLAN!!!

[@97Mizzo]

Thanks for this. I needed this.

[@mcs-bl6sg]

This 9 and a half minutes is filled with more hilarity than a single new episode.

[@okanduygun7424]

Awesome !! Perfect edition!! Thank you very much! Peace and bless

[@bugcatcher8989]

That scene with the stills was too much, I lost it on the second explosion 😂😂💀💀

[@Garibaldi1]

They don't show it but he's also in bed making coughing and burp sounds to try to cover up the sound of the stills exploding. I love that part

[@vanessap7393]

The animation when Homer runs out the house on fire gets me every single time

[@ryanpet1604]

The Juice loosener and Milhouse as the “Fugitive”.

[@cheshire147]

I don't care lol

[@Leo-qe3gl]

"My glasses!"😂

[@RADIUMGLASS]

McGarnagle vs. Clint Eastwood 😂

[@jane1975]

@RADIUMGLASS: Its supposed to be a parody of his Dirty Harry films.

[@jamesteegardner2273]

Chief Wiggum shooting his gun in public at the flu cloud will always be funny! ALWAYS!!!

[@PixarandDreamWorksFan1994]

The part where Moe is worried about his bar being destroyed saying “Oh! Dear god no!” is clever writing!

[@Custerd1]

Back when it used to be funny.

[@PsycoHank]

This needs more likes

[@GregorioStyreco]

I guess he didn't see me. It still manages to Crack me up. 😂

[@hugosophy]

Lol so the water at duff gardens had lysergic acid or psilocybinin it? “Oh I’m not a doctor..” best quote haha

[@KompetenteEnte]

8:37 I love how the firetruck broke the fence

[@M.Studios.]

Haha how chief wiggum shoots and tries to pistol whip the cloud of virus

[@Son-zg9np]

That scene alone is worth more than the last two seasons of the simpsons.

[@jwac8800]

Probably hit that poor vendor in the process

[@MrAnaheimification]

“Ugh we’ll need that to live…”

[@borntoclimb7116]

The 90s and 2000s season are so great

[@aaronburnett1131]

That mole man clip is in the 4 your tube compilations, that’s how epic it is

[@hardcoredoom5892]

The ball, his groin. It works on so many levels.

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Poochie's Speech would of been an amazing ending. But, they cheap out just to kill him.

[@McRocket]

Well done. Thank you. ☮

[@Equint77]

A jolly ranchers is not a sprinkle!!!! 😂😂

[@elijahrobinson2362]

The showed Lisa drinking ‘the water’ and the bit with the pills, but missed a golden opportunity by not showing “I am the Lizard Queen” and “Can’t talk, comin’ down.” Of course, they somewhat made up for it with 2:28 and 3:40

[@lolwillow188]

Yes, reposting content they don't own. What a "golden opportunity". 😒

[@dmmamc]

"Do not tell the boss I have the flu" "Don't worry, I've been working with a broken pelvis, for six months" "haha. hahahahhahahah"

[@jane1975]

I liked it when the Virus was crossing the road and sneaked up on Chief Wiggum, its also foreshadowing Covid 19. Also if you travel on holiday and a pick up a cold from a foreign country and south east asian ones are actually the worst to have no kidding, they take ages to fight off.

[@nobody-wz7lw]

my brother drank the "chocolate" from the old chocolate factory ride in the UK wonder what what new disease he discovered

[@joshuabessire9169]

Wuhan Wonka and the Anthrax Factory.

[@chrundle2700]

Did he get sick?

[@JacobKinsley]

4:25 when you don't rotate the camera in blender

[@danielkover7157]

Anything can be a donut sprinkle, Apu. Anything.

[@jonas2431]

Apu broke homers heart over a donut

[@djaccount5458]

Perfect