"Your tears say more than real evidence ever could" kills me every time
@rocket23868 ай бұрын
Sooo accurate in todays world too!
@gunsharck7 ай бұрын
I’m not that lucky
@darkjackl9997 ай бұрын
@@rocket2386 always has been
@syrus3k7 ай бұрын
Painfully close to reality
@monumentalsin35526 ай бұрын
*insert political joke here*
@robanderson473 Жыл бұрын
"That's it, back to Winnipeg!" cracks me up everytime.
@greenderp Жыл бұрын
idk why, but thats just so hilarious, like theyre just going to cape canaveral (wtf is even there for kids?), but the threat of going back home is worse, then you find out its canada XD
@robanderson473 Жыл бұрын
@@greenderp I would have loved to go to Cape Canaveral as a kid, but I live Down Under. I did have the pleasure of going to Canberra to see the 'dish', that was cool but not as cool as Cape Canaveral and my dad didn't growl and say "that's it, back to Melbourne!" 🤣
@staytruered Жыл бұрын
The way he got his head slapped tho. 😂😂😂
@BillySotherden Жыл бұрын
The farthest fucking drive ever hahahaha 2071 miles and 30 hours to get to Cape Canaveral from Winnipeg, but the dad turned around so it's nonstop driving for over 2 fucking days.
@louistournas120 Жыл бұрын
@@greenderp "idk why, but thats just so hilarious, like theyre just going to cape canaveral (wtf is even there for kids?)," ==I thought that is where the space shuttle is.
@tc-tm1my10 ай бұрын
The look they give the cat gets me every time.
@aidan99588 ай бұрын
Poor Snowball 🤣
@adamreynolds23727 ай бұрын
I love that even the puppies give the look as well.
@thegoat51417 ай бұрын
*GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY!*
@youtubeuser552428 күн бұрын
@@thegoat5141 🙀😿
@elliottpaine92592 күн бұрын
same...
@trevorhill5877 Жыл бұрын
Now there's a machiavellian countenance
@cryosapien4607 Жыл бұрын
Found this comment as it happened. Love when that happens
@dragonwyngs87 Жыл бұрын
Ooo a sextant of ale
@MunchyDean-h8x Жыл бұрын
"Ooh a sextet of ale" hilarious 😂. The best in the world Mexico 🤔🤔🤔 or Portugal ( quite possible).
@adamrosner43964 ай бұрын
Lines like this are what make old simpsons so good. It’s a throwaway line with no significance to the plot, but it’s so out of character for homer to say. It’s literally like one of the writers wrote it in as an inside joke
@tobybiggins53673 ай бұрын
Actually it is relevant to the plot as Homer had been having his vocabulary subconciously improved while he slept @adamrosner4396
@zanedietlin7645 Жыл бұрын
‘There’s a Machiavellian countenance. Ooooo a sextet of ale!’
@johncrane38582 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant.
@juan_martinez524 Жыл бұрын
4:00 "foolish dingo, you must find and devour the seven crystal babies" can't believe they went there 🤣
@Super-Suchi Жыл бұрын
I love how his laugh sounds exactly like Neo cortex
@Malkmusianful8 ай бұрын
The Azaria Chamberlain death was big in pop culture for a while
@omegamanGXE6 ай бұрын
@@Malkmusianfulmoar liek the Hank Azaria Chamberlain death amirite?!
@chriswelcome81025 ай бұрын
@@omegamanGXE .......No
@fancypretzel2610 Жыл бұрын
I love how Rod and Todd's football jersey numbers are '6' and '66'
@silverback7675 Жыл бұрын
That is a hilariously subtlety that makes the Simpsons the greatest show ever.
@BOG0690 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@fyfyi6053 Жыл бұрын
Genius boy... what are you talking about.
@freeman1000011 ай бұрын
Well spotted
@timhoward58 ай бұрын
Why?
@BillySotherden Жыл бұрын
03:26 'GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY!' Then that stare. Yikes hahahaha
@LongTang-j9iАй бұрын
Even Lisa..
@rsinclair68928 күн бұрын
Someones getting cat crap on their bed.
@664chrisman Жыл бұрын
I love the way the guards on the Gentle Ben show have "Ben Control" on their tunics.
@richwhiteman2755 Жыл бұрын
We need less Homer Simpson’s, and more funding for Ben control.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
Her statement suggests she needs to go back to school.
@Mr101spb Жыл бұрын
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!! 😂😂 such a ridiculous sentence lmao
@the_even_toed_ungulate. Жыл бұрын
It's a perfectly crommulant sentence
@BOG0690 Жыл бұрын
And he's BBQ ing a soccer ball
@michaelmartin90225 ай бұрын
Apparently when they hold an early world cup pre-qualifier in the USA the local promoters act like it's the final lol
@oldworldpatriot8920 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why Pizzoza got all the hype even back then,he was so old when he got transferred to Mexico,and he only had one WC appearance despite his stellar prime stats in the ‘91 and ‘93 run. Aruglia and Bariaga were probably the best acquisitions,they had good form in ‘95 ‘96 and ‘97 and they were still only rookies and definitely tied up the problems they had with defense. Naturally Arriaga and Arriaga II were the core of the team and the addition of the other two really made them something special. Sad they never got to take the Cup home.
@melllvar4262 Жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@kimemia_maina Жыл бұрын
Pizzoza killed it in the advanced stats.
@Straight0uttaCrofton Жыл бұрын
oh i never heard of those people
@philipkiejs1572 Жыл бұрын
I'm probably with you on this one
@ElverGarico Жыл бұрын
Pizzoza won everything with la machina aka Cruz azul
@OneTwoMark Жыл бұрын
The coffee and beer scene practically happened to me in real life. When I was 16 flying alone I asked a stewardess when dinner was, She was french and could barely speak english. She replied beer? I said no dinner, then she said beer again. And I said no dinner, she said okay. Came back few minutes later with a beer i wasnt legally allowed to have. Drank it anyway. Dinner came later.
@Elcore9 ай бұрын
Bless her, she was trying so hard to help your self-sabotaging 16-year-old arse out.
@ATomRileyA7 ай бұрын
French love giving alcohol to kids its like one of their things they are known for :)
@arielfilmsinc192618 күн бұрын
@@Elcore In France its legal
@Bazookatone111 ай бұрын
The bit with the guy from "It's a wonderful life" always gets me. It wasn't until I was an adult that I got the reference (it's not an Xmas tradition in Ireland) so it just seemed like this guy needlessly exacerbated the crisis. "It's at Bill's house...and Fred's house!"
@VonFreklstein Жыл бұрын
'It doesn't make any sense to me' 'Ofcourse not youre a robot'- cries- spontaneously combusts - immediately disintegrates. 😂
@nataS_liaH10 ай бұрын
"That's okay, your tears say more than real evidence ever could."
@stevielagan1948 Жыл бұрын
The first 45 seconds of this video are sheer, unadulterated, spot-on, brilliance.
@patrickaker4380 Жыл бұрын
I’ve always said Alreaga Dos (two) is my favorite player ever.
@ajnode Жыл бұрын
The funniest joke they throw in there is the barbed ending: "We will find out who is the greatest country in the world - Mexico or Portugal!"
@Payne.. Жыл бұрын
"I've never heard of those people" "And they'll all be signing autographs" "Wahoo!!"
@DanaOrangeTookYourCash Жыл бұрын
@@patrickaker4380 what about Ariugilla ?
@chimpinaneckbrace11 ай бұрын
All of these players have made their way into my FIFA/FC24 games.
@MrJuninho11 Жыл бұрын
"Linguo! Dead?" "Linguo IS dead" I cri everytiem
@heresYoshii Жыл бұрын
bahahah lisa on the verge of bursting into tears when she can't find something to be self-righteous about 😂😂😂
@ATomRileyA7 ай бұрын
The modern left in a nutshell.
@Boo.....6 ай бұрын
Average sjw moment be like:
@chrisyoung36038 ай бұрын
"What the hell you doing with my money in your house, Fred?!" 🤛🤕🤣🤣🤣
@thrillhouse4151 Жыл бұрын
I love that the angriest I’ve ever heard Burns is when he’s yelling about those sideburns. “I still like him better than Steinbrenner…”
@HiddenVariable777 Жыл бұрын
I can never stop laughing when they tell the cat to get out of the way of the TV. Cats don't ever want anything to do with you until you ignore them😅
@TeeJ-wk4jz Жыл бұрын
Oh it's gonna be a family reunion. It's still dark so I'm gonna close me eyes. Good night sweet dreams. Cris cross. Love you
@JBtheJMB84 Жыл бұрын
I love that part because I hate cats. Dogs are the best.
@botdfbvb Жыл бұрын
@@JBtheJMB84I hate cats, and love dogs as well, but I still feel bad for the cat 😢
@HiddenVariable777 Жыл бұрын
@@JBtheJMB84 I don't hate cats, but they are pretty useless. They're only good for comfort and companionship. Other than that, cats are useless as hell.
@HiddenVariable777 Жыл бұрын
@@TeeJ-wk4jz pass me whatever weed you're smoking, because I don't know what the hell you're talkin about LOL
@patrickaker4380 Жыл бұрын
To this day, I wait for a gangsta to dis my fly girl so I can put my knowledge into practice.
@parkermegan91 Жыл бұрын
“Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl” Moe don’t give a f***. As I got older it made me realize what a catch Moe is. He owns his own business, he’s got killer dance moves, he doesn’t take sh** from anyone, will murder anyone who disrespects you and is so desperate for companionship that he’ll do literally anything for you.
@BOG0690 Жыл бұрын
And he owns a magical shotgun that fires 3 shots
@richwhiteman2755 Жыл бұрын
@@rum-hamBasically…. Moe has his $hit together!!
@TheFailedmessiah Жыл бұрын
@@rum-hamthat literally was an episode about moe
@ncapone87 Жыл бұрын
And he'd really want to do ya
@Elcore9 ай бұрын
He also invented the Flaming Moe.
@josgretf2800 Жыл бұрын
I can't get over the absolutely hateful glare the whole family give snowball for getting in front of the tv.
@djpower8791 Жыл бұрын
Barney 😂 that gag sent me. The pause was just exactly long enough to be hilarious.
@welcome5746 Жыл бұрын
Lol,"your tears say more than real evidence ever could".......classic 😂
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
Yep exactly.
@fyfyi6053 Жыл бұрын
@southerndiscomfort171 Man what on earth are you talking about. They didn't predict anything, it was happening at the time. The only difference is they didn't call it the "me too movement".
@coleward4208 Жыл бұрын
@southerndiscomfort171yeah except the MeToo movement actually was a breakthrough for abuse survivors and was a net positive for women everywhere
@DanaOrangeTookYourCash Жыл бұрын
@@coleward4208 it’s a freaking Simpsons clip video…. Calm down you fking freaks.
@LargeAndRobustPeter Жыл бұрын
except they didnt really predict it so much as reinforce the hysterical woman blaming innocent guys narrative. its quite a bad look in retrospect. the story at face value is fine, but the message is obviously that women accuse men of sa without substantive evidence. not a great message when compared to the numbers of actual sa.
@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat146 ай бұрын
I love how Homer is super buff in his memory of the meeting 😂
@AndrewSmith-vr8kd Жыл бұрын
In reality, Mexico vs. Portugal would be a pretty good match.
@aphyTTR Жыл бұрын
After Mexico's poor run of form recently I would say Portugal run out 4-1 winners.
@kikoplays44 Жыл бұрын
Portuguese here. Absolutly.
@freeman1000011 ай бұрын
Lots of fast kicking and low scoring and ties, ties, ties.
@datboi953911 ай бұрын
Has happened plenty of times in recent history
@RomanesEuntDomus.8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jamestkirkcameron9189 Жыл бұрын
I gave a new Simpsons episode a shot recently and it had absolutely no soul to it. It was like watching a completely different show. They should just end it already. It can’t be making money anymore, right?
@O-plaat Жыл бұрын
Each season has a few episodes that are pretty good but I agree.
@allstarwatt7246 Жыл бұрын
the are milking this cow for all she is worth
@SocialistDistancing Жыл бұрын
When they started listening to the whiners and the offended, that was the beginning of the end. Apu.
@Jen7867 Жыл бұрын
@@SocialistDistancingI haven't seen the documentary "The Problem with Apu" but I watched the trailer. In it, I saw high school/college kids complaining that people called them names or were rude to them by comparing them to Apu. What I persomally believe they missed was that kids tend to be cruel and by their very nature, kids are underdeveloped as human beings. If a child isn't teased for their ethnicity, it will be something else. Kids literally look for something about other kids that they can pick on. Of course, I don't condone making fun of others. But it's going to happen in childhood, no matter what. It isn't as if choosing a South Asian man to run the convenience store came out of nowhere. In the 90's, many South Asians and Middle Easterners owned and worked at gas stations. And good for them!! Other than the story where Apu sells dirty hot dogs and expired meat, or the story where Apu cheats on his wife, Apu is one of the most respectable and likeable adults in Springfield. He is intelligent, he is hard-working, he is patient, and he is funny. He is also flawed (as previously mentioned), but that is a part of being a human being. What's not to like?
@Leo-qe3gl Жыл бұрын
Simpsons died after season nine😢
@MrNylenRules Жыл бұрын
“A sextet of ale” is my new intrusive thought whenever I see a six pack
@meyague7 ай бұрын
not what intrusive thought means
@Randy.Bobandy10 ай бұрын
Formerly "Big Chief Crazy Cone" 😂
@Gias16 ай бұрын
"Let's have less Homer Simpsons and more money for public schools." hahaha, such a great opposite.
@TheJewHunter1488Ай бұрын
These old Simpsons remind me of better times😢
@rd3000010 ай бұрын
Any time ive seen soccer at any time "OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!" immediately jumps to mind
@Murasame6 ай бұрын
That bank scene is an homage to the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" lol.
@music-channel69 Жыл бұрын
I love the marketing segment.
@davidhollis1117 Жыл бұрын
Linguo’s head is much larger all of a sudden - a wizard must’ve done it
@tommythecat4961 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, are we supposed to believe that's some sort of... magic robot? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!
@Stew-k7k5 ай бұрын
I watched Simpsons ever since I was kid. There is so much that went over my head 😂😂
@0supermoose804 Жыл бұрын
Almost three decades later, I finally understand the canary joke. It's crazy how joke-dense this show could be!
@dudefrombelgium Жыл бұрын
The Simpsons is full of jokes within jokes. What didn't you get about this particular joke?
@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz Жыл бұрын
@@dudefrombelgiumprobably the fact that canaries were used by Miner as a warning of poor atmospheric conditions.
@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz Жыл бұрын
@@dudefrombelgiumprobably the fact that canaries were used by Miner as a warning of poor atmospheric conditions.
@0supermoose804 Жыл бұрын
@@dudefrombelgium I mean, I was like five years old. So the reference was beyond me.
@The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge Жыл бұрын
@@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz and The Police having a song titled "Canary in a Coal Mine"
@Frosty98206 Жыл бұрын
2:35-2:37 Classic Nelson 🤣🤣😂😂💯.
@petermgruhn Жыл бұрын
If Lisa would even BOTHER to be familiar with the cover of "Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalas" she would notice a variety of non-Australian weapons. Koalas, which Lisa should know, the swot, are highly skilled with a full variety of weapon options from across the globe.
@jane197510 ай бұрын
First of all its not really that deep and its a satirical animated sitcom with subtle adult humour so its not to be taken seriously. Lisa isn’t really into computer games ( but later becomes addicted as a competitive streak kicks in- it happens lol ) to her attitude foreshadows ( the show foreshadowed a lot in its hey day ) the attitude today that entertainment should somehow reflect reality when, entertainment especially video games are escapism. Also you failed to notice her playing a parody of Crash Bandicoot, even its music is the similar to the crash games.
@CountLink Жыл бұрын
Look at the audience right as Ben falls on them.
@JetpackBattle-lc7ob8 ай бұрын
I just realized the goal of that Dingo game Lisa was playing is to eat babies LOL
@HughJass-313 Жыл бұрын
Moe's dance move was Epic!!
@nathalieduverna69637 ай бұрын
Still are😂
@lap96 ай бұрын
Three gunshots from a double-barrell shotgun too...
@terryechoes3192 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure Sting was ever that young. He's always looked more like Prof. Oak from Yugioh.
@Whiteboykun Жыл бұрын
"professor oak from Yu-Gi-Oh"
@silverback7675 Жыл бұрын
@@WhiteboykunWho’s gonna tell him
@atbrow84 Жыл бұрын
To tell him is my real test.@@silverback7675
@GoGetYourShinebox Жыл бұрын
@@silverback7675 That he is from Digimon?
@silverback7675 Жыл бұрын
@@GoGetYourShinebox Precisely!! Professor Oak was the one that said "It's time to duel!" in Digimon
@ThatBritishSnep Жыл бұрын
Lisa doing a 'Let's Play' before it was even a thing 3:57
@shaneryan907611 ай бұрын
"your tears say more than any real evidence ever could" 🤣
@ginyutiki Жыл бұрын
9:23 Damn Superintendent Chalmers got his sh*t WRECKED
@hajimenagumo2199Ай бұрын
After wrecking someone else's shit 😂
@jeffsims8270 Жыл бұрын
Nice clips! Athough on the scene from "$pringfield", I was hoping for the scene when Homer attempts to 'improvise' dinner plans with pie crust, cloves and tom collins mix....'Let's go see mom😕'.
@meyague7 ай бұрын
as a kid that looked delicious to me lol
@Payne.. Жыл бұрын
The way they run out of the hole then back in the hole the same way lol
@BluesManPeich Жыл бұрын
Well, well, well, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-well, well
@jane197510 ай бұрын
Harry Shearer rapping is also genius.
@danthompson57975 ай бұрын
LMAO that shit is so ridiculous. I have to watch it at least a few times a year. The way they're all scowling at Homer the whole time
@JacobiusNH80 Жыл бұрын
"GET RID OF THOSE SIDEBURNS!" 😆
@montgomeryburns9979 Жыл бұрын
"you're off the team! For good!!!"
@nathalieduverna69637 ай бұрын
I still wonder what he was talking about
@Lionelhutz-attorney-at-law28 күн бұрын
Google it. It was wild lmao. @nathalieduverna6963
@willemverheij3412 Жыл бұрын
I just noticed that Rod or Tod is sitting in the boat when the Flanders and the Simpsons go to the beach together and it makes me wonder what the heck he did to deserve that punishment.
@BloodyBracesАй бұрын
Probably didn't want his damn vegetables
@lucasmackey28088 ай бұрын
7:32 He did say well a lot of
@teapottanuki5841 Жыл бұрын
With the sideburns thing, I wonder if he was looking at the guy’s long hair and mistook them for sideburns?
@StickySauce101 Жыл бұрын
I like to think he was referring to the moustache.
@kisbie Жыл бұрын
The expression on that dead canary’s face. 😵 😆😆😆
@EncouragedEntity Жыл бұрын
Poor Snowball 😭
@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Burns...does not understand sideburns...
@shaunhunterit342 Жыл бұрын
I watched another Simpsons compilation before this one, and "there's a Machiavellian countenance" was the first moment to make me giggle like an idiot
@briansmith1055 Жыл бұрын
Bill silver’s mad mad world,…genius
@ajchovanec Жыл бұрын
Phil Silvers
@benjp69493 ай бұрын
I love how flanders put Lisa in her place! 😂
@Dinas_cozy_cottage Жыл бұрын
2:21 One of the best clips of all time.
@Howler61 Жыл бұрын
I love when Homer wear glasses.
@startugz_prodАй бұрын
“let’s say some gangsta’s dissin’ your fly girl” will never get old
@BanksOwnUs Жыл бұрын
5:38 Wow, thats reality now!
@hajimenagumo2199Ай бұрын
10:22 This is the very best wise advice Homer Simpson has ever spoken.
@themanthemyththelegenda7 күн бұрын
how so
@keithvdoom7 ай бұрын
Skinner being a south paw then having a glass jaw never gets old 😂
@C1Ansy2 ай бұрын
Hey new Simpsons episodes, bring back the spirit of old Simpsons episode, please! Thank you!
@TheJewHunter1488Ай бұрын
Pleaseee I stopped watching long time ago
@bruceaskew21075 ай бұрын
4:14 now that I'm grown , the plot of that game is insane Find and devour all 7 of the crystal babies is mad dhamer bidness
@chuckstroud1410 Жыл бұрын
Ariaguia II is a legend.
@ShadowBeetle Жыл бұрын
2:32 always cracks me up
@SparkStylesExtras Жыл бұрын
I like the bear host. If that were an actual show, I'd watch it. ...y'know, if there weren't any lawsuits that'd cancel the show.
@Elcore9 ай бұрын
So long as they have Ben Control, there'll be no grounds for lawsuits.
@nathalieduverna69637 ай бұрын
Lisa being 1 uped at football tryouts 😂😂😂
@RyanGriffiths286 ай бұрын
I wonder what burns thought sideburns was😂😂😂
@311superfly6 ай бұрын
Cat stare down was epic.
@JBtheJMB84 Жыл бұрын
7:47 - It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
@Payne.. Жыл бұрын
Moe: Just give em one of these.
@garydomaz1849 Жыл бұрын
I screamed laughing seeing @3:33 for the first time again in years lmao 😂
@Darthdoodoo Жыл бұрын
"Coff ee" "be er"😂😂
@sandhilltucker Жыл бұрын
Can we get a Speingfield Riot compilation? Possibly a "gahhh" collar tug compilation? Please and thank you 😊
@DarkXVenator8 ай бұрын
“Get that cat outta here”. **glares**
@CrookedSight02 ай бұрын
Homer's recollection of the city hall meeting is too damn funny
@mathieuleader8601 Жыл бұрын
big chief crazy cone
@sosiimartinez2268 Жыл бұрын
What did MR. Burns think sideburns is??? 😂😂😂😂😂
@Lionelhutz-attorney-at-law28 күн бұрын
no facial hair yankees. Google it.
@dougkeklak20092 ай бұрын
Alright here’s the 411 folks, say some gangsta is dissin’ your fly girl. Gets me every time.
@cellytron3 ай бұрын
“GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY” and the entire family glares
@anthonyshepard1407 Жыл бұрын
0:14 First clip got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣my guy went superman to high five the blump and landed in a pool with woman like life is great! 90's Simpsons is just too much.
@JackRed6666 Жыл бұрын
Barriaga 2 is my favorite
@SocialistDistancing Жыл бұрын
Chief wahoo on the ice cream truck. LoL. Ya, thats not a shot.
@hydroguy6927 Жыл бұрын
5:20 LOL Gold!!
@shaunhunterit342 Жыл бұрын
"Up and at them!"
@DNS_G_Espanol6 ай бұрын
3:58 Crash Bandicoot Game
@quickies95616 ай бұрын
It was great when gentle ben went rogue 👍
@scottcorkery78638 ай бұрын
Clips from the early golden yrs....ahhhh😂❤❤❤
@dantitans12 Жыл бұрын
Thought willy said girls out of the hole but he really said gas out of the hole
@HiddenVariable777 Жыл бұрын
I don't hear it. Get your hearing checked.
@dantitans12 Жыл бұрын
@@HiddenVariable777 you must have the mute button on 🤦♂️😂
@meyague7 ай бұрын
@@dantitans12he says "get" not gas. get your hearing checked.