Random Crits [SFM]

[@beanbean7882]

I love how Soldier is either portrayed as a badass or the stupidest person on the teams in SFM's

[@Thatguy5606]

What do you mean, "either"?

[@redactedimage]

He’s both simultaneously it’s just a matter of what the situation calls for at any given time.

[@loukat1837]

In the red the blu and the ugly (and previous Sfms) he’s both

[@luukdevoogd1071]

That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.

[@bokesshha]

@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians

[@reschw9280]

I fear no man... But that crit... It scares me...

[@butterduck6398]

One shutters to imagine what inhuman crits it causes in x10. Dreams of chronic sustained cruelty...

[@reschw9280]

@@butterduck6398 I am even afraid of the thought.

[@jaxwhitetale3343]

Hmm heavie from intro pyro ?

[@panakidyt4510]

@@jaxwhitetale3343 yeah genius

[@willgold3324]

@Rhys Binney Because they want to have the profile pic.

[@marcimookie]

“Skill always beats luck” -Sniper *Random Crit*

[@Ponanoix]

He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b

[@hogagit6282]

this is tf2 in a nutshell, random crit always beats skill

[@artyom2801]

To be honest, random crits supposedly benefit high DPS classes.

[@yoyolamuerte8724]

Pros in tf2: Random critics: *im about to end this men hole career*

[@umonly5681]

“Skill always beats luck” -Sniper Valve “Watch and learn” Adds random crits

[@mightymoon6791]

1:44 Demo was actually telling Soldier that he can only hold one shotgun

[@4MeriB09]

“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”

[@lucashasnobitches]

lmao

[@rawket5894]

true

[@spervs9924]

Lol

[@goldngamer1365]

Soldier: "Didn't ask, didn't care"

[@DJBaphomet]

All I see is actual game footage.

[@chomp706]

XD

[@VtbrRex]

so true lol

[@fishyfishy3140]

Lol

[@umbra9997]

I thought I just watched a tryhard tuesday video by muselk

[@merc6961]

I thought I saw b4nny play a pub

[@Komody0924]

I love how this didn’t get demonetized but the red, blue, and ugly did.

[@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769]

KZbin being KZbin

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

@@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769 Susan Wobberjackoff strikes again

[@nigel692]

@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact YOU COULD BE NEXT!

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

@@-tweeomoz-1786 you mean, *"KZbin STRIKES again."*

[@-tweeomoz-1786]

@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina You’re copyRIGHT about that

[@johnpower9369]

Who would win? -Hundreds of hours of TF2 experience -One shiny boi

[@makotoiruma8771]

The one shiny boi

[@Comito126]

Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers.

[@KoruGo]

*tens of thousands of hours

[@inkyzoroark]

Both.

[@guitargatekeeper]

Its more like thousands, i have 2800+ hours and im still shit lol

[@confusedpeach9866]

The red Medic firing randomly in a panic when he's the last one left to defend is definitely what I do.

[@CharaDreemurr_Undertale]

I think he's just firing randomly to have fun. He looked so amused to me.

[@antoniolong3422]

He was basically a noob randomly shooting everywhere in panic or maybe as a automatic reflect of last defense mechanism, or maybe was just anyone after hearing the administrator said, “your friends are all dead.”.

[@Rusty_The_Diesel_05]

Medic is basically defenseless if nobody is near him, he has a nail gun and a saw, and the opponents have a minigun

[@pufocina]

Me when I accidentally stumble on the entire enemy team + an engi nest (it's too late to run and the only option left is die, but you don't want to look like a noob, just standing there, at least randomly fire some needless)

[@alexmason6311]

​@@pufocina true, thats why i always got my medic back

[@Reznovelty]

Random crits are actually just the concentration of pure skill in a single hit

[@euugh8877]

Given the fact that the more damage you do the more crits you'll have, that is actually true.

[@joseignaciogazzi3278]

Its for 6% to max 12% chance

[@snowfish7294]

For me it’s when ever I panic. I lose my eye sight I look up at the kill feed and the enemy is dead

[@guizhenzou3722]

DEEP LORE

[@sacc5225]

Which at random, does a ton of unfair damage.

[@randomzergling]

2:02 The medic looks like he's having so much fun and I love it.

[@weirdbookshelf49]

That medic is me trying offense

[@Ray-qb2cj]

Noobs in TF2 are always having fun (unless theres bots), and their fun in the game gives me hope for the future of TF2

[@nxdiaz5916]

@Dead Korps The hell got you in such a pissy mood

[@nxdiaz5916]

@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the KZbin comment section.

[@nxdiaz5916]

@Dead Korps Yeah, because people like you who make fun of anyone for joining something new and having harmless fun are a plague on the internet as a whole. Plus your lack of any ability to check your spelling and grammar and general maturity about this situation kinda imply your younger than my soon-to-be middle school graduate brother.

[@SuperPhanto]

Kick him, he's wearing an impossible number of cosmetics and dual wielding shotguns!

[@danieldeoliveira2128]

And two meeles weapons...

[@immortalist3071]

The cosmetics are normal

[@immortalist3071]

Soldier stash,cold snap coat,killer kit :)

[@SuperPhanto]

@@immortalist3071 for most of the video, but in the beginning he had all that along with the Soldier's Stogie

[@seansean792]

Wait a minute so then he deserved getting crited because hacking?

[@alexismccall9016]

0:43 As a medic main, I have never felt so attacked.

[@bigbrobluesman7442]

But I mean....is he wrong i do it to

[@strangecanine537]

i respect you

[@IamLettuce13]

"You understand you just insulted my entire race of people. But yes"

[@azztopia]

im a medic main too and all i could think of is: You just insultet my entire race of people. BUT YES

[@Sr_ECO]

Those aren't real medic mains, real ones don't pocket someone who is already being healed by other medic

[@randomdudeontheinternet.mp4]

2:18 no wonder why the medics were screaming, they were in the process of being auto balanced

[@cogahan]

I mean, they're already red

[@IceCreamPalor]

When it auto balances the first one to die on the team gets auto balanced

[@khmasterva6919]

i mean they could've just finish the round if they kept on standing on top of the point

[@That_One_Fool]

Genius

[@remag-yx4ed]

What? It was obvious. He's the red spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now.

[@CuteC3]

No wonder your status was "Playing Source Film Maker" for the past 2 weeks. * *critical thumbs up* *

[@teeraphatphetrak206]

YOU'RE FRIEND WITH THE LEGENDARY WINGLET??!?!?!?!?

[@the_winglet]

+CuteC3 Yeah having no life for 2 weeks finally paid off! :P

[@derekdevil2421]

CUTEC3 I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!

[@CobiVonSchweetz]

+The Winglet Well at least you get paid.

[@mh3350]

cutec3 can you make a rick and morty parady of some sort plz do it for me dreamy hen

[@dianameckstroth5875]

*When the best player gets Autobalanced.*

[@busterofballsack]

Yep that happened to me So i decided to dominate him and he got rekt and leave.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Ragequitters are not rare

[@hatterhoovyvodarchive2895]

Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP ... Thats how much i hate autobalance

[@Daniel_AL]

@Adios 5 times? Not believing you

[@Daniel_AL]

@Adios i don't think you play tf2

[@dopey473]

This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*

[@cobblestone100mc]

“yes, we have updates for team fortress 2”

[@ACrusaderCBCforever]

its the more damage do deal but yes

[@icicle_ai]

I hate it, I wish they were 100% random

[@Dryfloorsign]

so you're telling me the medic is thatn good

[@MorshuGayming]

@Icicle_AI

[@cristychristy9307]

This is the real soldier who beat up 2 of every single animal on earth

[@KodiakKetchup]

Random Crits in a nutshell

[@randomguy2153]

I think you’re thinking of saxton Hale

[@jessvejlbusch3105]

Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D

[@randomguy2153]

Jess Vejlø Busch ah ok

[@SomeGuyandanAmbulance]

Sun Tzu: The 9th class

[@maxminton7861]

2:17 Those Medics are probably freaking out because they got auto balanced to RED.

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIES

[@wick9427]

You sir, are an intelligent human being! Well done 👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿👨🏿🌚🌚👨🏿👨🏿🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗😱😱🔫👍🏻👍🏻😖😄😄😘❤️😄😄😱🍊🚬🚬😁🍉🔫🔫🔫🔫🏆🎷🎶🎵🎢🎡🎡🎠🚂🚂🚂🚢🚀🚏🚚🚦🚠🛄💵🛄🚠🚜🚡🚖🚕💺🚕🛄🚚🗽🛁👕📨🔖🔖🚿📨🍤🍔🍡🍔🍡🍡🍏🍞🍑😕😛😇😆😊😏😎

[@walkin2302]

+Wick van der Weerd umm... What?

[@ralutoralphroland]

+Max Minton LOL

[@theresistantbullet6138]

+plop IT IS CALLED A JOKE. BLOOD IS RED. JESUS STUPID PEOPLE!

[@nothoughtsheadempty3097]

0:20 I actually smiled at this part because it just reminded me that there are STILL new people coming to play tf2 everyday.

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

crying UwU This would never happen everyone reads descriptions EVEN ALLLLL NOOBS trust me when I first got this weapon I read the description I was like this weapon is shit so yeah noobs will know what it does

[@ToreiVR]

Sub sandwich With mayo i didnt read the description when i started, i thought my mouse was broken so i went buy a new one then found out i had to scope in

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Torei Lol

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Like me, I have 300 but I bought stuff because I’ve been watching TF2 content for years but I can actually play it now

[@dejectedangel4970]

funny patrt of that is that the Machina was actually my first non-stock sniper rifle so I can understand the pain lol

[@MedicJigglypuff]

You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because... 1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star . 2. He's wearing at least one unusual. 3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon. 4. He kills friendlies. 5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.

[@shishsjxnsnzns]

Me with my professional killstreak overdose

[@MedicJigglypuff]

@@shishsjxnsnzns Pffft a Tryhard Medic being pocketed by a Medic. Beautiful.

[@Léone_1st]

⁠@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

Me with 2 professional killstreak weapons on hybrid knight. Ehehehhhh… 😅

[@martinmarvinofsparta3656]

2:14 That moment when your playing medic and the only competent member of your team dies

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

The soldier was cheating though

[@aaronbald9458]

You're**

[@lolbosss]

@@aaronbald9458 your*

[@aaronbald9458]

@@lolbosss is this sarcastic?

[@박형석-i3i]

@@xyzzy-dv6te Because He Was Good He Was Cheating? Classic F2P Moment

[@KoroH2O]

0:28 "Help Me!" "Nein" **Medic flees from the battlefield**

[@zeppizippo7524]

Literally every medic I've come across for the past two weeks. That or they bait you with uber then let you get killed.

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Kor Ominas he did not leave battle fried look closer

[@howgemyam9106]

what a useless 😂😂😂

[@pubertyfano5216]

fun fact bout medic: he is a german boi born to be a medic

[@thepoisondoor428]

@@pubertyfano5216 wow he spits facts

[@JulianSlime]

Soldier: has both stock shovel and escape plan Me: wait, that's illegal

[@kai228]

that shovel is a spy

[@MrFireWolf]

@@kai228 *NEIN*

[@pootwich]

2 shotguns aswell

[@darkstorm_omega]

i take it nobody's going to say anything about the one grenade he uses on that Heavy?

[@partydonut214]

@@kai228 you beat me to it

[@AsH0LE_]

I like how the soldier get instant kills with his weapons, basically he had a crit every kill

[@supergriefer]

nah its just realism

[@lolliii5477]

no i kinda ynderstand why the crit to the soldier is that strong... *it's a headshot*

[@NeonBlueLight]

Who would win? A team player that has played the game since launch, and has perfected their meta since. A free-to-play with some seriously damn good luck.

[@goldey2353]

free-to-play pyro

[@Alex-jz2hk]

Free 2 play w+m1 jetpak backburner in upward pyro when there is no enemy engi

[@goldey2353]

@@Alex-jz2hk that maybe me

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Rêverie the team player duh the f2p would be lifeless and would not live

[@butterduck6398]

Gunslinger on Hightower

[@squrle-6055]

**banned for having more than 3 weapons**

[@artset3052]

He used 5 weapons The two shotguns The rocket launcher The shovel And the pickaxe

[@squrle-6055]

Dummy 521 Correct, that's why I said "banned for having *more* than 3 weapons"

[@uhenthe3359]

he have a grenade too.

[@mystical7251]

ok

[@snakeeyes9246]

Dummy 521 don't forget the grenades.

[@omgits_him]

Gaben: Welcome to Team Fortress 2 after 9 years in development, hopefully it was been worth the wait *T H A N K S A N D H A V E F U N*

[@nolanlemmon8180]

After nine years in development, G A B E N

[@detomnz2024]

FIX THE DAMN GAME GABE

[@bladewolf7109]

Not the laser beam anything but the laser beam!

[@liberator101]

My favorite class is the spy.

[@Timtim-i4j]

Say one, two... and four.

[@AzulDevin6880]

I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends

[@Unkemptfish]

the most humiliating form of death in tf2: dying to a medic as an offense class

[@minlinius]

ikr

[@ak47epic94]

unless it's a battle medic, and they're REALLY GOOD at what they were doing

[@composedflame3086]

@@ak47epic94 yeah they absolutely destroyed me im a noob lol

[@ak47epic94]

@@composedflame3086 I just died to one this morning, and the man killed five people before he died, one of which is a Heavy with 89 points

[@juango500]

MEDIC GAMING

[@CRRNCRW]

0:41 PoV: The black box soldier main with 2 unusuals just walked out of spawn with a kritzkrieg pocket med

[@MintyCoffee]

The stereotype is stock, not black box.

[@mr.sentryanddispenser]

@@MintyCoffee stereotype for a black box is that nobody ever loved the user of this thing

[@dava8058]

Black box is one thing but you know what worse? Black box + concheror users, gosh I hate those players

[@nodrognameerf]

No one: Absolutely no one: POV: Upd: thx for 2 likes

[@wezz-t812]

*australium black box user

[@AA2004]

0:57 The gym teacher when he helps your team in dodge ball.

[@homience8137]

2:03 but one kid who ate flintstone vitamins joins the battle

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

You have a gruesome teacher.

[@AviaForce]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@e2b265]

1:01 The kids that have to sit out because they’re in pain from tryhard dodgeball players.

[@getsu0]

Yeh it was weird when he just... hit a kid w/ a shovel

[@MostAverage]

2:05 "Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years in development...."

[@rizalynjoseph5363]

This is so inaccurate The huntsman never misses Edit: sorry the lucksman

[@axtel6879]

It does when I use it.

[@khenbaird6078]

Lucksman (This joke is VERY original😒)

[@randomwanderingstranger293]

@@axtel6879 same

[@wandowander9360]

Very same in fact just this morning

[@SteveSenar]

Khen Baird yeah yeah, we know and we've TOTALLY haven't heard that complaint before, VERY original. Mr. Fun at parties

[@andypyro2389]

Alas, we witness the death of a legend. R.I.P. Rise of the epic soldier.

[@rustico0]

AndyPyro I got the Crash Maul reference

[@lioncat79]

AndyPyro Thanks to a panicky medic

[@Delfy]

Random crits fair and balanced! (c) Valve

[@Moha-us8in]

I love you delfy

[@jenggoatee]

да

[@chrstfr6834]

No It's the definition of insanity

[@iiiokoalde]

my favourite class is a GAME

[@jerry1076278565]

no it is no fair when delfy join in the same server with u.With his trolling skills he don't need random crit k

[@da3m0nic_79]

This still remains the greatest criticism of random crits on the Internet. Absolutely perfect and I love it.

[@hadir45able]

wow that blu soldier reminds me of myself... now now, i'm talking about the one at the start of the video. 0:03

[@Snoudy.5203]

aeRO i can relate to that

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Mettaton 5000 same

[@bonnajonathon]

aeRO iiii

[@Tacoyme11]

xD

[@danieldo8859]

I can definitely relate

[@Tayvin4042]

Worse part is that that Soldier would never respawn as he was then banned for hacks.

[@mrmrmr672]

Banned due to: One shot hack Dual weild hack Aimbot Spinbot(When he did a barrel roll with the escape plan)

[@seansean792]

@@mrmrmr672 the medic who crit him was actually the server banning him because of these hacks. Or they rigged that one shot just to ban him. 😂

[@goofball1616]

Grabbing bodies for shield

[@sovietheavy5500]

And using greanades that should not be in tf2

[@venomouszebr9755]

@@mrmrmr672 also throwing his melee

[@bananacakeofficial8550]

Im that gibus sniper when i started tf2 like... "Why can't i shoot itttttt?!....."

[@gec3v913]

oh god i used to be like that too

[@TheDarkCatYT]

We were all there once

[@TobiasTheGuy]

@@TheDarkCatYT true, so true

[@persontheguyman223]

Wait your that guy i wondered why there this was this gibus sniper trying to no scope shoot me with the machina

[@steve5624]

ooooooooooooooooooo :0

[@nickkiosk5513]

these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.

[@Amis5474]

Blah blah blah blah blah nobody cares, get lost

[@Amis5474]

Useless cringe kid

[@nickkiosk5513]

@@Amis5474 thanks for the comment

[@kalebdavid3902]

2:17 Smiley faces on Soldier's shirt. :-D

[@the_winglet]

+Game Of D3ath I can't unsee it now.

[@m1niplayer616]

:D

[@cheesuschrist2148]

:D

[@irenel.9162]

+Game Of D3ath Is that a Watchmen reference? :)

[@jerry1076278565]

lol true

[@the_winglet]

Sorry for the inconsistent upload rate, there's several bigger videos on the way!

[@collinuniatowski6823]

can't wait

[@skateboredxo]

+The Winglet No problem, it was well worth the wait :)

[@bnazan6920]

crits are like auto balance they fair and balanced

[@DannyB1111]

Ok

[@versacht3533]

np

[@braguette2901]

2:02 That dance, Its 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃.

[@MrLemonscod3br3ak3r]

That’s also what I look like when playing Medic. Also that is what I *do* when playing Medic.

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

Ever since i got the crossbow which was my 4th medic unlock thats what i use

[@bacongaming1353]

Should be a taunt kill called random crit

[@AstralFrenzyVA]

𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵

[@exoticgoose8312]

Bruh snipers reaction is priceless 1:12

[@TF2Soldier756]

P i s s

[@R-Blazer]

I know right? I literally died on that one 🤣

[@amongusisbad508]

2:19 This made me realize how painful Medic’s screams sound.

[@menacingduke2415]

yes

[@dangarcia2001]

Me too man.

[@THEREALFALLENBACON]

It look like among us died body

[@cytryna4741]

SUS

[@kanko3477]

@@THEREALFALLENBACON cringe

[@Blue-xw4sm]

1:13 I hate when that happens

[@threemad8456]

Me when I play as any sniper....

[@puddingfell5288]

Its my fav part cuz of his reaction

[@icyjustlivin5043]

*PISS*

[@somebody2621]

Same

[@friedwater6519]

unaccurate, the hitbox would have hit him anyways

[@RickyTisms]

2:17 Soldier has smiley faces for pockets.

[@widowpeak6142]

:D

[@RickyTisms]

Widow Peak D:

[@kenjim.5391]

thats what i call, "pocket medics" get it? no? sigh....

[@renegade5259]

Painis Cupcake's Face?

[@thevideocommenter3061]

0:37 seriously tho that looks weird

[@JesseMC_yt]

BRO I OPENED A WUNDERBAR CHOCOLATE AT 0:42 AND THEN MEDIC SAID "WUNDERBAR" I CANT 😭

[@ironjazz39]

We all wish we were that guy.

[@ironjazz39]

DareDevil8013 words of a wise man.

[@thegreatesthigh1788]

Yeah. The syringe medic is the man.

[@this7580]

The Gibus Medic?

[@rryumi]

IornJazz Well, some of us actually are.

[@ashtonyounts9958]

No one cares lol

[@MrCronux]

0:25 R.I.P winglet

[@crackermix7793]

He always dies, to prove that he isnt that guy.

[@cottonlul]

Oshabot 16 i think he knows he was just joking

[@mal0561]

That’s what he gets for not linking the music at 0:30

[@pragyanagnihotri3893]

Video is about random crits *SOLDIER HAS ALL CRITS*

[@harryvpn1462]

TEAM CAPTAIN MEDIC o z

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

He’s hacking, that F2P medic is a hero

[@fletchhead]

@@michaelfixedsys7463 yep

[@legendarytat8278]

100% doesn't count as random.

[@andrj8844]

@@legendarytat8278 hes hacking that he always gets em

[@kite1118]

Everyone forgets that this soldier will respawn in the next 14 seconds

[@JovialSkunk]

That demo at 1:44 was just trying to tell soldier he can only wield one shotgun

[@cupofchaffee8875]

Soldier is hacking. I always knew thats why I went 4-75 that round. (4 kills 75 deaths) and like 139 assists

[@NorhamizaAbuHassan]

ikr

[@archol4708]

Haha XD

[@renegade5259]

what music is from the minute 0:31

[@notcomedytv8854]

yeah he was going to say "there can be only one!!!!!"

[@thatguyjman]

legends say those medics are still screaming to this day

[@dorenzahid5244]

i found the reason 2:16 there are smiley faces on his coat bottom lol :D literally

[@zyxkon8235]

LightFistGames [LFG] yep i saw it

[@zyxkon8235]

LightFistGames [LFG] white eyes , blue mouth

[@dorenzahid5244]

H

[@shawnttttroubleinterrorist8832]

Lol yes

[@beee7902]

2:03 live footage of me playing medic

[@brucesimpson3945]

Bruh kingslayer from cod

[@750tiprogamer]

i wear the same hats too, gibus and pyrovision

[@mafuxd5075]

but not me

[@Nicotrie]

@@750tiprogamer yeah, im too, but steam machine style hat. I enjoing pyrovision, idk why

[@333stalker]

0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore. I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies." So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way. This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.

[@billgamer856]

2:14 Amogus prediction 4 years early

[@jakevdv8377]

STOP. PLEASE. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

[@Wawa_cat123]

thats what i was thinking lol

[@TheVoidrex]

2:15 I love the :D on his pants

[@maplemaple1439]

Foxboy985 They're on his jacket

[@inkyzoroark]

I never noticed that!

[@kinreos2046]

2:18 when I can't conquer my worst nightmares.

[@davehill9523]

Foxboy985 w

[@bazbazov9466]

Lol

[@jaketrollston4866]

19 kills....So close to that god-like....

[@Czapeck]

This Is Just Tryhard Tuesday: The Movie. xD

[@davidxiang3725]

19*

[@jaketrollston4866]

David Xiang Which one? I counted from the beginning 18 kills, unless you count the sentry.

[@nyettus1733]

+Jake Trollston I counted 19

[@SufficientDaikon]

muslek shold see this xD

[@carljoaquinlvalenzuela8291]

Medics healing: 12% Background music: 88%

[@necrodancer1876]

@fly crap Some Kind Of Revenge kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOlkqV9balrlc0

[@vibe3063]

Shadowlover187 #H9mestuckF9rever why is videos music longer than the actual song?

[@necrodancer1876]

@@vibe3063 They may have looped it or chopped it up in some way. I'm not sure. I think it's actually the same length. If anything, the video probably didn't use all 30 seconds of the song.

[@vibe3063]

Shadowlover187 #H9mestuckF9rever ah, gotcha, thanks for your time.

[@necrodancer1876]

@@vibe3063 Not a problem!

[@kameradroti_sobek6317]

"I've yet meet the one that can outsmart boolyet" ~Heavy Weapons Guy

[@muserweaver]

2:19 medics realized spine is just two bones and they were taught all wrong in the med school

[@8cutstrings]

Enter among us corpses

[@sergioplazat3995]

A mi me mata de risa como gritan por la sangre del soldier😆😆

[@DeletedExpiration]

@@sergioplazat3995 w h a t

[@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar]

@@sergioplazat3995 no hablo espanol

[@sergioplazat3995]

@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑 Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages ​​are great unless one is unknown.

[@FestiveRocket]

1:54 That scout. Wasted half a second to run around the soldier. Nice

[@monochromeyoshi]

Rocket Jumper he was going to headpunch him, tho.

[@pronori]

@@monochromeyoshi you mean headbutt?

[@monochromeyoshi]

Nubkillaz13 Playz no, the scout said, “I’m gonna headpunch ya, I’m gonna headpunch ya!”

[@pronori]

@@monochromeyoshi oh ok

[@cbotz3]

Scout said headbutt.

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

random crits are an essential part of a fair and balanced breakfast

[@spanghzcom6602]

Nimbus Ethersong lol

[@D.Dragon]

Prime the Primarina along with Turtle Eng1es and Dead Fingers.

[@makotoiruma8771]

lel lel lel lel lel

[@NGEfan2000]

Truly the randomest crit ever

[@ivoturi]

0:45 me in casual 2:03 me in competitive

[@IsJawsh]

lmao

[@GrayeH]

true dat

[@merc6961]

Ivo k True.

[@cbotz3]

lmao

[@mayahanane43]

Ivo k every time the noobs kill me with random crits

[@vincentb5431]

I don't always get random crits but when i do i am rocket jumping

[@klemen96]

Or checking for spies in random corners...

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

and I'm at 60 health

[@melonsans8994]

I get random crits when spy checking and all the enemys are on the oppisite side of map

[@Potato-vp9gm]

0:31 america finds random middle eastern country with oil. -2019 (colorized)

[@maxtuner5762]

Thanks for the support ma dude

[@subsandwichwithmayo469]

Potato XD NICE

[@zbynekzapletal4167]

America has joined the chat

[@codychu6441]

LOL

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

not nearly enough civilian deaths

[@chesky-621]

Imagine if we can actually do these SFM things in the real game

[@misakixd9167]

2:02 how to play like a pro medic (tutorial video)

[@noobtube1323]

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how I play

[@Garbo_trashcan]

A r r a y S e v e n .

[@disgal6235]

Now that's skill

[@pureanarchy257]

Thx I'll remember to be suicidal for everyone just like and I will give you free kills and sandwiches

[@jeffreybob6951]

As a medic main, I can confirm that is the correct way to play medic

[@-.DIO.-]

1:30 This must be when the Escape Plan was still called The Equalizer and gave both damage and speed.

[@jgmr645]

The Equalizer was divided in the Pyromania update, in 2012

[@pietrvtynowicz0783]

@@jgmr645 lol

[@maroonlegend4374]

Not only that but it’s a good thing it didn’t have the equalizer stat on it because he didn’t take any damage or at least took very little throughout that segment, so he would’ve done less damage to them with it (however that is if he bothered to make the stat work in an SFM animation)

[@EvilSantaTheTrue]

@@jgmr645 I thought it was 2011

[@DoctorFail]

U mean when it was actually a good weapon?

[@ohgodno1989]

Jesus Christ, that Soldier gibbed so hard he practically auto balanced those Medics with his blood.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Well that's what happens when you actually try to dominate the red team.

[@alfarelsihotang1249]

Not really , if you die to a medic as an offensive, the 1st person to die in the BLU team get AUTO BALANCA to RED

[@pistonguy9619]

If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail

[@R-Blazer]

Huh! I wonder if people like you exist in other videos' comment sections. Keep up the good work, Pistonguy!

[@mrfrogman9559]

how i imagine myself playing soldier: 0:58 how i actually play soldier: 0:02

[@experiment3325]

Lol

[@NatilCort]

Why this comment has 13 like this is hilarious

[@boxingcock2341]

underrated comment

[@TrixiVR]

We all wished we were all that one soldier that would pub stomp

[@Callidus_Fox]

Yup, wait, no. I can't rocket jump

[@alialatrach9788]

0:30 This is me when picking up soldier 0:01 And this is me when playing soldier

[@revol_000]

Same m8

[@YapyYap]

XD

[@errordude889]

wait no i didnt press read more

[@carbonatedArsonist]

mood

[@ilovequake833]

LOL,this is better than nobody memes.

[@OliverTeLouie]

You know, sometimes playing as a Battle Medic IS worth it.

[@SecondSonofSparda]

This came out 6 years ago. Don't you dare make that joke

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

@@SecondSonofSparda you are saying this to a comment made 1 year ago *smh*

[@marcoantonioramosrodas8935]

@@SecondSonofSpardathis was 1 year ago.

[@YourCasualPerson]

Man the random crits we get with medic is.... SOMETHING ELSE

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

Random Crits. Just gets you anywhere, everywhere, and anytime.

[@fiercetooth4330]

2:05-2:16 this has happened to every player who has gone on an awesome killstreak

[@fiercetooth4330]

*face palms self*🙏🙇

[@lieutenantstalin7946]

No, me.

[@Kalidoscope1230]

For me, it's a backscratcher Pyro.

[@Twoplustwoequalsfive221]

I had reached 21 killstreak once just to discover some time later that 4 of them were actually dr spies . Fuk !

[@somehater5628]

fierce tooth Once I got 364 kills killstreak (in a server) in one game then my game crashed and all kills were lost....

[@angusowen9863]

0:36 how players killing friendlies on 2fort see themselves

[@vdubden10]

How they actually look: 2:13

[@cccbbbccc5910]

@@slickcalf985 do you main scout/pyro? just asking

[@slickcalf985]

@@cccbbbccc5910 no

[@Branquelo454]

@@slickcalf985 how the fuck is a heavy giving you a sandwich or a spy walking in a funny pose anoying

[@slickcalf985]

@@Branquelo454 I said they're only annoying in pubs.

[@wellwhythefucknot4706]

Joining a TF 2 pro server like: 0:44 Expectetion 2:16 Reality

[@renophiliptillo2447]

expectations soldier is the king reality soldier is dead

[@O--sd1vg]

You earned my like.

[@cuphead8159]

U have 2 medic girlfriends?

[@O--sd1vg]

@@cuphead8159 lol

[@Mcgriddles14]

2:15

[@blub9607]

i watched this on release when i was in primary school. i have just graduated high school...

[@thegeneraljohn2895]

2:19 Every player's reaction to random crits...

[@umonly5681]

JR McMahon Thats me behind the screen When i get killed by a crit

[@matteobanchio2786]

2:02 how to play expert medic

[@Jiffy360]

Matteo Banchio e

[@medictf2.381]

That is my job xd

[@attacus7168]

Well all his teammates are dead

[@MajorReckerFailure]

Ikr

[@Tenko329]

Pro skills lol

[@Dragenkillergem]

You know it's getting real when soldier is carrying around an golden rpg, 2 of the same shotgun, the default shovel, and the escape plan.

[@aVeryAngryMoth]

he also has the gunboats on

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

And his grenades are real

[@elementmanexe8389]

And he got reported for hacking

[@yeetandyum3709]

and two medic is healing hm

[@cutercills9x9productions9]

Wish you could have unlimited weapons in your TF2 Loadouts. I'm constantly switching between shotgun and other secondaries as soldier. Too bad if this was real, everyone would be overpowered

[@emojicheckerofvibes2837]

1:16 Why does sniper always get killed in the most brutal way possible

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

people hate the sniper as it is the vessel for spin bots which play loud music and insta kill you when you leave spawn

[@DenisBalterDan]

Same in emesis blue he got shot with a rocket launcher and another thing i forgot

[@Mrfrostbeast64]

@@DenisBalterDanand then later he survived but then got shot in the head by a shotgun

[@lizzygraves3083]

2:16 did anyone relies there were blood patterns that make smiley faces

[@OmegaChase1002]

Lizzy P that's his shirt doing that, not the blood.

[@minithemini4580]

*Realize not relies. It was going to annoy me if I didn't correct you.

[@matrixcato]

Lizzy P

[@fynzyme]

Average Commenter you served justice to your name

[@runeokami6451]

Lizzy P really so that wasn't the new coffee in trying thank God cause now I can relive the flavor

[@modelvp2405]

0:10 20 scouts trying to cap E for no reason on Steel. Very accurate to the real game

[@trii.spokes]

i can confirm that, because… i am that person, i do that a lot.

[@hopper8514]

Accurate representation of level 3 sentry in intel room footage

[@ashby987]

Remember kids, random crits are fair and balanced

[@playroblox]

no.

[@resipricka9368]

Hi FUCKe

[@ifyoucanflypancake312]

ashby987 why would we NOT think that?

[@superswag9861]

because IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!!!

[@ashby987]

superswag 98 no shit

[@lemone630]

See the thing is: The soldier was getting crits every single time he attacked throughout this whole SFM, which is why he one-shotted everybody.

[@awesomeguy3608]

i laughed so hard when the crit was delayed and then he exploded

[@LocalGoober10]

Just tf2 lag my guy, shoot a guy, 3 seconds later he’s dead.

[@pawejakowiecki9055]

0:59 what I think I do 2:03 what I really do

[@hogagit6282]

0:59 - What i do with a good team 2:03 - What i do with a team of babies

[@hannahuy5220]

get the fuck out of this channel

[@dogesare7336]

@@hogagit6282 GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE

[@EclipzeMedic]

Oml that's so me... I think I would do good.. But this is what I really do lol

[@CiulJedenTaki]

And think aomebody likes this shit like me

[@journeysadventurist]

Noob medic: *Starts firing* Soldier: why do I hear boss music

[@alterrapda9057]

Артур Коптев why does the boss hear boss music

[@definitelyNOTademonlol]

This feels underrated, IDK why

[@williamsmeds1368]

This is a terrible meme. Doesn't fit the actual video at all and isn't even fumny in the first place. 0/10

[@alterrapda9057]

William Smeds ok boomer

[@theshade0038]

"Why do i hear Random Crit sound?"

[@gamingmoth4542]

Yeah... Seems like that Blu Soldier was getting a lot of random crits himself seeing how many one shots he was getting with the stock shotgun.

[@lxverdant1837]

1:39 I see the problem, the Medics were just standing there taunting instead of doing their job

[@supercharger4189]

Taunting IS their job tho..

[@Th3Bishop3]

Escape plan: 90% less healing from medics. They were doing basically nothing but farming off him.

[@frostwickedpaw2218]

Every fucking medic when they get an assist for pocketing the soldier and then them screaming when their pocket dies because they "can't win" when helping others

[@mirabile1221]

@@Th3Bishop3 but he threw the escape plan away

[@Th3Bishop3]

@@mirabile1221 yes but at the beginning he had it.

[@duychung3314]

0:10 "for some reason scout run into the sentry alots" - Uncle dane

[@Maggot1707]

Man, FUCK Uncle Dane. He led the movement along with a bunch of other shit-tubers such as Soundsmith BITCH FACE for the sandman to get nerfed, and many other Scout items in Jungle Inferno.

[@spir_ow_er]

@@Maggot1707 Lol.

[@dontknowwhattocallmyself9453]

@@Maggot1707 i cant tell if u joking or being real

[@Bile_NG]

"Look at em', they love it!"

[@augur8261]

@@dontknowwhattocallmyself9453 Imagine defending e-celebs

[@clementtan5004]

so the gibus medic is the final boss?

[@alfredkruse1517]

Clement Tan Like a boss!

[@petritdraga6499]

Clement Tan no the random crit is

[@zdonuts9380]

petrit draga lol

[@dreezy730]

Maysar Productions wut

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

GabeN disguise

[@realbadman7770]

1:18 that’s the same sniper from live and let spy

[@shane_toon]

1:12, Every time when I play sniper

[@saltedfish3169]

ikr

[@banji3986]

+Shane Toon true story

[@CharlesBalisalisa]

+Shane Toon aw piss

[@piotrrakoczy7121]

Yeah me too

[@hunlepto2239]

+Shane Toon Every time when i play with huntsman

[@drdespair3651]

Soldier: *dominating the red team* A crit needle: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@francisbien9750]

Oop looks like I did the same thing

[@dr.samuelhayden7886]

Thanks and have fun.

[@minithegameguy4674]

Crot needle: now this looks like a job for me

[@dartthenightlightyt4264]

*cough* *cough* Mann’s career *cough* *cough*

[@iamme2739]

I guess he does not use fresh ones, who knows where its been!

[@botlilian5990]

0:34 時間の無駄 *has joined the game*

[@maxigaming9666]

CORPORAL PIG

[@Lightning-le5sz]

That translated to A waste of time.

[@weirdbookshelf49]

@@maxigaming9666 ANGRY BIRDS RPG

[@jpn0101]

@u/sentientmind's Google account how bout the Koreans?

[@randomzergling]

@u/sentientmind's Google account I thought that was the south koreans

[@TweexTX]

Imagine after the medic screams, it just cuts to: "And that was a recreation-"