Randy Marsh Cooking with Crème Fraîche - SOUTH PARK

Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.
"Creme Fraiche" S14
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INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY
Randy is standing behind the school kitchen counter again,
still in his Chef Apron. He talks directly to camera.
STAN'S DAD
Who says that school Cafeteria food
can't be healthy, delicious AND
gourmet? Today we're gonna be
making the students my tasty baked
ziti with basil and fresh
MOZZARELLA. It's all right here,
right now on Cafeteria Fraiche.
The song plays as we start a show opening sequence for
Randy's cooking show called 'Cafeteria Fraiche'. The
following shots all drift through frame:
SHOT - Randy pulling a cookie sheet with yorkshire puddings
out of the oven and showing it to camera.
SHOT - Randy using an immersion blender in a large soup
pot.
SHOT - Randy bushing herbed butter on a beef roast.
STAN'S DAD
Oh fuck yeah.
SHOT - Randy Chopping an onion on a cutting board.
Shot - Randy sticking his nose in the back of a roasted
chicken and SNIFFING DEEPLY.
STAN'S DAD
(sniffs deeply
then-)
Oh yeah. Man... Ohhhh...
We need to create a bunch of different shots of Randy
cooking and showing off food.
SHOT - From inside the oven, Randy opens the door and
checks something baking in the oven and gives a thumbs up
to camera. Stan is angrily standing in the background.
STAN
Dad what are you doing?
Over that shot, a superimposed Randy drifts through frame,
lip synched to-
RANDY
(whispering)
Fraiiiiche....
A logo title comes up - first the word 'Cafeteria', then
the word 'Fraiche' slides in.
RANDY (V.O.)
Fraiche.
Back to Randy behind the counter.
RANDY
Alright, now for my baked ziti we
are gonna start off by getting some
extra virgin olive oil into the pan.
(pouring it in)
Oh yeah... Get that all over
there... It's all slick. It's all
wet and slick... mmmm....
Pop out wider to show that kids are waiting with empty
lunch trays.
CRAIG
Can we get some food please?
RANDY
Now, olive oil DOES have a low smoke
point, so keep the heat low and keep
in fraiche.
Reverse to show that the four boys are the camera crew.
They look bored and pissed off. Stan is running the
camera, standing on a stool, Kyle is holding a boom mic.
Cartman and Kenny are both doing lighting.
RANDY
Ogh... ohhhhhhh... That's so fuckin'
hot. Look at that crust is perfect.
Fuck yeah...
STAN
Dad you aren't EVER going to be a
celebrity Chef!
RANDY
Quiet on set please!
STAN
No dad. That's ENOUGH. You need to
be focusing on getting mom back!
RANDY
(focusing on food)
Back from where?

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Sandwich

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@@gayclown69 sandwich

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Where's the Sandwich?

[@BIoknight000]

Trey Parker does such a good job at making Randy sound lovable yet still insufferable. It's amazing voice work

[@Parappadarappa2]

How’s he insufferable? I always thought of him as the dumb dad of South Park

[@iluvyu6511]

@@Parappadarappa2 same

[@ozyvillanueva9277]

@@Parappadarappa2 his shenanigans constantly get old with his family and those around him lol

[@Yautah]

@@Parappadarappa2 how ? simple, imagine living with him and having to deal with the repercussion of all the shit he does

[@RinLockhart]

@@Yautah can't wish that on my worst enemy

[@doraemon402]

Saying "Fuck yeah" when cooking is next level fraiche

[@lalixlili]

lol

[@ericasawyer8985]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alangaming2003]

Hi Doraemon

[@StainderFin]

who is singinig?

[@nightwolf2666]

Fuck yeah! la la la la la.........

[@konomonkeda4216]

Member when Randy was just a normal dad living as a geologist?

[@JMAR_GAMES]

No, not really. It was only mentioned like 3 times.

[@lyokian]

Nnope.

[@TheFlashzap]

I member

[@the_doot_slayer7015]

Nope

[@ChrisCa1601]

I member.

[@Bart851]

So, is there any fetish Randy does NOT have?

[@jessevillezcas3823]

Birthing Fetish?

[@jkshit123]

@@jessevillezcas3823 He gave a birth to the hugest shit on earth, so nah

[@morbid9142]

British people?

[@Marie-fh9fr]

@@jkshit123 😂

[@rome5628]

Yup he is into scat, i know for sure

[@ComicalRealm]

"dad....what are you doing..." "FRAICHE...."

[@LoLzWorld]

Your dedication to commenting here is outstanding! [Put reddit type of reward here]

[@prestonrose8586]

@@LoLzWorld rAtiO

[@Itsukazutrap]

I can't stop laughing at how he pronounces "fraiche" and "gourmet" Being French, I love the accent

[@nightwolf2666]

la la la la la....creme fraiche.

[@Crowbars2]

Didn't he pronounce "gourmet" pretty much how any American would? "Gor-may"

[@StormsongK]

"with fresh moot-zereda"

[@Treeeee2008]

@@Crowbars2 he did say he was French so it probably sounded funny to him

[@michaeljeffery7466]

Lol

[@ronald9181]

Me being italian and hearing Randy say: "Mozzarella" made my day more sunnier than first

[@marcopolo9146]

But I think he was being mocked as pretenzioso.

[@MrOssyMoro]

And he said it better then Americans usually do!

[@nightwolf2666]

Fresh Mo-zo-rella. Well said.

[@supertransistor8762]

Modzedella

[@DDRWakaLaka]

italians suck

[@drewboo5762]

"It's all wet and slick" 😂 kills me every time

[@baelzabub]

"you need to focus on getting mom back" "back from where?" lmao

[@thegreatfreesharkofknowled2480]

I was looking for thiz comment lol

[@michaeljeffery7466]

Lol

[@neopromise]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@game84cube]

Honestly, Randy seems like a good chef. Wish I wasn't so afraid of a weird smelling hole in my food

[@jamesbarbato9565]

Underrated comment

[@TheMeloettaful]

I know the food looks honestly really good! I wish I had school cafeteria food like this growing up! But also knowing kids probably wouldn't eat it and instead ask for chicken nuggets lol 😂!

[@Darkstormsun9865]

Meh he's just copying other chef's recipes. Not a real chef just a home cook if he doesn't have training.

[@game84cube]

​@@Darkstormsun9865 so? He'll learn from copying and soon develop his palette so he can make more advanced dishes. I think some formal training would do wonders for him. It's clear he has talent

[@shottygod13]

Jus top it with some creme fraiche

[@kimackerman2183]

It's hard to believe that Randy is a geologist

[@andriyshapovalov8886]

Not geometriest?🤓

[@lkb3rd]

He's a female pop star too. Lorde

[@Chicken_Wing91]

@@lkb3rd he was also princess Leia

[@ShalenaRhodes]

My Occupations- Hair Stylist, Musician, Fast Food Cooker and Eater, Drink Chugger, Coffee Maker, Chocolate Maker, and Detailer

[@rachelwaln269]

Now he's a weed farmer 😒.

[@Suvrat11]

Crème Fraîche, fuck yeah!

[@enricomonti156]

That's the effect of many cooking shows on TV 😂😂

[@SurgeCess]

La la, la la la!

[@hamjohnson2319]

@@enricomonti156 R KELLY WANTS TO BRAID YO HAIR kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXbYkoGlp8iMZ8U

[@NostalgiaCriticAnim1]

Comin' again into the Cafeteria Fraiche!

[@pinkegg3179]

@@SurgeCess la la la la la la fraiche fraichhhhe ho ho ho ho ho

[@lilac7171]

I mean, at least he can cook-

[@SparemintThe93rd]

Yea

[@melodeath3961]

He can cook? He tops everything with creme fraiche. Even stuff that don't need it

[@kennymccormick8906]

Gordon Ramsey would like a word

[@dragonmartijn]

Be honest: you never ate something cooked by Randy, right?

[@Y0G0FU]

Its heavily implied by everyone in this episode that his food is actually bad.

[@erik_arman]

Fresh mOh-zzarEll-ah!

[@tropik5724]

@Diamond Greyfell We know but it is still funny lol

[@OddoLuque]

The way he says MOZZARELLA!!! It’s Gold!

[@supermarioharvey2174]

"Oh Fuck Yeah" that gets me every time 😂

[@thelonewolf7443]

That’s what he said? 😅

[@batatinhamaluca2342]

1:00 Craig's face is the best😂

[@iangoodisDMX]

One of the best episodes of the season

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

"Here is some cab fare...Now going to sleep mode."

[@luckyluciano6552]

One of the best of the series fr😂

[@janedoe-ex5wo]

Randy is hands down the greatest character.

[@NikolasSmith-cc6pb]

One of*

[@heezy8178]

Him, cartman and mr mckay😂

[@godzival4911]

More like Garrison cartman and randy

[@caelumk8293]

This has to be my favorite South Park episode of all time. Has me in tears laughing every time I watch it. 😂

[@Mr.Robert1]

There's many good ones you just have to be in the right mood for a particular episode and it hits just right

[@whoknowswhocares885]

This Foreshadowed his path as a stoner

[@ckelcro]

Stoner? Not a stoner ,a businessman with some 'tegrety

[@michelangelo1136]

@@ckelcro indeed. Ya need tegerdy .

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

I mean this came out eleven episodes after Randy tried to give himself cancer in order to smoke marijuana.

[@mEE1434eva]

Towelie knows the code....

[@plaguepengu2012]

It's amazing that they actually got Lorde to do the "Lalalalala creme fraiche" intro.

[@hedlik]

Lol 😂

[@Adog00]

This episode was awesome. I really loved how Randy fell for Cartman being Gordon Ramsey 😂😂

[@shakur9527]

Which episode is it

[@IBL15]

@@shakur9527 creme fraiche

[@johngullo9420]

Shakur season 14 episode 12

[@atlasking6110]

simple-yah! rustic-yah! F me LOL

[@emmzeee5106]

Craig sounded so cute when he said “can we have some food please?” The please made it extra precious ☺️

[@user-10021]

What’s wrong with y’all in the new generation I mean yeah you’re kids yourself but you’re simping over a cartoon kid

[@Zack_410]

@@user-10021 He just liked the way he said it. The last generation talked shit about yours too.

[@ArcYT]

​@@user-10021an observation = simping now? please for the love of God go outside

[@user-10021]

@@ArcYT dont ya have homework to do kid

[@CarsonWolford]

“OH MY GOD ITS GORDON RAMSAY!”

[@fwmcl]

One of the greatest episodes of all time.

[@Kaltagstar96]

For whatever reason, whenever Randy's severed head goes across the screen with 'Fraiche' it has me absolutely dying!

[@joeyrusso6944]

Fraiche!!!!

[@jameshaggerty8348]

That’s the best part! 🤣🤣🤣😁

[@megabutters9144]

This episode was fucking hilarious! 🤣

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

"Here is some cab fare....now going to sleep mode"

[@mathieuleader8601]

The way he says Mozzarella makes me laugh

[@speeder1526]

You have to admit, the things Randy cooks are pretty tasty looking

[@WreckItRolfe]

For years, I haven't been able to hear 'creme fraiche' mentioned without smiling.

[@Lumifire]

This song still pops in my head and won’t get out...

[@hoagielamp6543]

I've caught my dad singing it weeks after watching the episode... It's got great sticking power.

[@Mike-ge7pe]

I say “ohhhh fuck yeah” in Randy’s voice at least once a week since this episode aired

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

It's hard to say what Randy's greatest moment is, but this episode has to be top 5.

[@katiee2682]

Spooky ghost/ectoplasm is definitely up there too

[@rohinshingadia6120]

CREEEM FREEEECHE, cafeteria freeche

[@cloak1408]

“Can we have some food please” lmao

[@reasonablenetizen]

"back from where?" 😂 That line always gets me 🤣

[@d.jmooreburner672]

Back from where Had me dead

[@Widderic]

This is literally what I'm like when I cook.

[@collegerebel]

So you molest your food?😂

[@nightwolf2666]

La la la la la.....fraiche....

[@glidershower]

Same here. I even hum this song until I catch myself doing so.

[@leketeke10]

This is better than Tegridy Farms Randy.

[@danielamaro4554]

It really isnt tho

[@DJGaming-yr9ny]

@@danielamaro4554 it really is tho

[@danielamaro4554]

@@DJGaming-yr9ny weed Randy has always been the funniest. Even when he had the giant balls because of self induced cancer 😂 classic

[@jleos0095]

Guys just add some creme fraiche to your tegridy!

[@danielamaro4554]

@@jleos0095 deal!

[@hypmind]

Cartman aka Gordon Ramsay😂😂😂

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Make that triangular cream Fraiche Randy...

[@dannyfairplay2300]

0:57 The real question is.. did Craig and other kids actually get the food?

[@IBL15]

They didn’t

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@IBL15]

@@JimmyBergman7 ok sure Jesus is God, and you are a fucking dumb piece of shit

[@MK384]

every Wagyu beef chugging youtube chef

[@Ultradude604]

Trey Parker used the "Mr Trololo" meme theme for the music.

[@tonemaster4608]

Randy is the guy you tell to not fuck the pizza

[@tylerdurden639]

Gotta say, I have noticed Randy taking center stage on South Park for quite a few seasons.

[@mrwu4u364]

Randy is a great chef!

[@baldbeardedbastard8592]

"La, la, la, la! Oh fuck yeah! Creme fraiche, cafeteria.....fraiche!"

[@bridgetsylvesterprice7379]

I was discreetly singing this to myself at my graduation ceremony a couple weeks ago.

[@BhpBones]

Never not a funny moment with Randy 😂😂😂 best character ever!!! He is a really good chef 😄😄

[@Lia_artz]

0:21 his smile 😂

[@ComicalRealm]

I’m getting a really strong Trololo vibe from the music

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@scootthescout9426]

@@JimmyBergman7 Aww man I thought he was a Jew.

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

Probably based on it, to be honest. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was.

[@lexxisful]

This is 100 % one of my favourite episodes. I always laugh at the “fuck yeaaaah, ooohhhhhhhhh” 😂

[@JMAR_GAMES]

He even said “Hello there, Children!” and “How’s it going?” just like Chef. That one stung, Chef was (and still is) my favorite adult in the entire series, and I think Randy is a far cry from Chef.

[@glidershower]

The man who played Chef eventually became everything Chef would've hated. Nonetheless, _requiescat in pace._

[@jessiszk4676]

I catch myself singing this whenever I cook for someone hahaha ...or for only myself...even years later still. Haha

[@ZachPumphery]

I just did like 4 nights ago. My wife was like “did you just see that episode of South Park again?” “Yes.”

[@afrolovely]

that "oh ho ho ho hooo!" gets me every time. ...hahahaha

[@user-jf1ky9to8w]

I now say "oh yeah look at that" every single time I cook something

[@eclipsedtrooper7978]

Almost died watching this last time 😂

[@MOONRAK3R23]

“Back from where?” Ooohhh Randy, you rascal you!!🤤

[@jamie8032]

"Dad what are you doing?" Randy's face smiling into the oven lmao.

[@hewhoshallnotbenamed8228]

Quiet, quiet. I know how to deal. *"What seems to be the officer problem?"*

[@danielamaro4554]

Can we have some food please? Lmao

[@matthewricketts5330]

One of my favorite South Park episodes. It's so funny with Randy taking an extreme interest in cooking! 😂🤣

[@justinlm589]

Out of nowhere Italian accent just like that one woman on food channel. Lol I always hated that.

[@wumper9691]

“It’s all slick, it’s all wet and slick” that line and Craig asking for food is priceless.

[@DeathBringer769]

What hilarious is if you watch Gordon Ramsay he does actually have an obsession with creme fraiche and uses it basically every chance he gets in tons of recipes, lol.

[@atlasking6110]

I dunno, the whole Ramsay-fraiche thing is a bit overdone. He really doesn't use it in that many recipes. It "went viral" mainly after the "Gordon Ramsay's Greatest Scrambled Eggs in the World" thing blew up.

[@jonathanramos8414]

He also sounds aroused like randy when cooking lol

[@davidhill2020]

It still crack me up that creme fraiche is expensive, but ridiculously easy to make. Take a mason jar (or similar tupperware), put in 2/3 heavy cream for every 1/3 of buttermilk. Shake it up. Leave it in the fridge. You can use it before, but it's at its best after four days and keeps a long time. Also, don't pay for simple syrup. Pretty much the same reason.

[@michael-johnnoviski849]

I like how it looks like he makes good food but they don’t accept him

[@nelsonarturocastro7983]

This is better than all the Tegrity's stuff...

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

I think the Tegridy thing just got milked to shit. This was only 1 episode

[@johnyoung2702]

"Dad what are you doing?" " Fraicchhhheee"

[@patrickstewart3446]

I don’t know when Randy went insane, but it had to be around either the BatDad fight or when Dey terk his jerb!

[@nick56677]

Randys face when he says "quiet on set plz" Stan struck a nerve😂

[@Residentanimalz]

"basting the meat- "oh fk yeaaaaaaa"

[@EVERTONFC.]

There is a Michelin star restaurant in my village called Fraiche I sh*t you not. 6 month waiting list for sheep's eye on toast.

[@juliettgray62]

Kenny:hoo hahaha Stan:are you ready for this zimzalabim Cartman:amgeona Genoa Genoa jjoccda jichiji ma neul bara bara barabwassja kkumi anya Butters:neol kkeonae kkeonae kkeonae jinjja ne mameul bwa Kyle:mwol wonhae wonhae wonhae tell me sinnaneun harul mandeureo bolkka Stan:nemonan jiugu wiro geokjeongeun modo deonjyeo Butters:nananana nanananana higher Kenny:ipsure pieonaneun jumune neoreul matgyeo Butters:nananana nanananana Cartman:ha Stan's gang:zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim-zim (4x) Kyle:eomeo eomeo eomeo hwaljjak usneun neol bwa neomu neomu neomu kkamjjak nollajin ma geuge baro neoya Stan:jumuneul oeneun sungan nugudeun haengbokhaejyeo Kenny:nananana nanananana higher Cartman:teure bakhin sesang sogeseo gildeuryeojin neon maeil manyang deomdeom nal ttara haebwa mwo deo piryohae Butters:hey boys a-ha you ready oh yeah neo mollae jachwireul gamchun kkumeul chajaseo dallyeobolkka hamkkehaejwo girls Kenny:jangnanseureoun moksoriro maeumkkeot oechyeo modu ijgo Stan's gang:zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim zim (4x) Kyle:byeolbit gadeukhan nuneul bwa Stan's gang:(nuguboda bitna boseokchereom banjjak) Kenny:oh meolliseo hemaejin ma Stan's gang:(nunbusige biccna useobwa deo hwaljjak) Stan:kkumeun ne ane inneun geol Stan's gang:zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim-zimzalabim zim-zim (4x) nananana nanananana (4x)

[@20carrocks]

Saying fuck yeah...hilarious you just know he's rubbing one out lmao

[@Heavy-xj8jx]

I’m putting this while I’m cooking my lasagna 😂

[@ian_b]

Look at that béchamel, so white and creamy, oh yeah...

[@ShalenaRhodes]

I'm making "Manicotti with Cream Chicken and Artichokes"

[@jayddenburgos]

Stan: dad what are you doing? Me: randy is cooking and also breaking the fourth wall.

[@Palidor19]

Randy probably blew the entire school food budget while filming

[@maxb5201]

Took me a bit to realize why Sharon, and Stan, doesn't like Randy being a chef: simply because he becomes overly passionate about it to where he doesn't give a damn about everything else, like he becomes over obsessed about it to where it's "Oh it's my life, Sharon! It's always been my dream! Gah!" Until he goes to the next fad

[@pigroom]

since I saw this chapter, the fraiche made me curious. now I'm addicted to lidl's creme fraiche potato salad

[@idontknow2rhhfhf]

I love how he says "fuck yeah"

[@spiddrboy4826]

He takes stuffing the turkey to a whole other level .

[@Marie-fh9fr]

We love a man who can cook

[@awesomegirl877]

they put a camera inside the baking oven 0:35

[@hellhoundz_133]

Nobody: Me when I'm making frozen pizza in the oven feeling like Gordon Ramsay:

[@Shorty15c4007]

La-la-la-la-la LAAA 🎶 Aww F**k yeah 💀

[@katobasuritas]

"Can we have some food, please?"

[@thekingshussar1808]

South Park is a blessing

[@galilalexandro4392]

1:12 that’s cold 💔

[@CalebCalixFernandez]

I wonder if the way Randy said mozarella is a jab to Giada De Laurentiis.

[@drunkweebmarine9492]

Randy became the best character

[@cs512tr]

"ohhhhh fuck yea" that was so left field it was brilliant hahahaha and his "back from where" lol

[@poo8870]

Randy makes way better school food than actual schools.

[@Palidor19]

Now that Trey and Matt has officially bought Casa Bonita, I hope asking for Creme Fraiche ( sour cream) as a secret request

[@TheNorthie]

As someone who cooks I subconsciously say “fuck yeah” every time I cook

[@tommytomtim]

Imagine having a father like him

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Imagine being a father like him

[@thatgirlcheree]

"Quiet on set please."

[@BlitzkriegRap]

hahaha