Randy Pitchford Is Poison (The Jimquisition)

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Quick note of correction: for some reason I called Wade Callender "Mark" twice in the video. Do not ask me why. According to Google, Mark Callender is an estate planning attorney in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. So there's a fact for you!
I'd promise this is the last video I'm doing on Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford, but I can't guarantee against His Royal Weirdness doing something else screwed up that merits more.
Randy Pitchford's pattern of erratic behavior and continued aggression might have made him a successful KZbinr, but as a CEO of a corporation, as a man who personally goes out of his way to represent the brand, it's beyond untenable.
From Colonial Marines to Borderlands 3, whenever there's a controversy involving Gearbox, Randy is almost always in the middle of it. It's time he just... stopped.
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[@AnotherLuckyStar]

Randy is never gonna find this video because he can't remember your name though.

[@PhyreI3ird]

It's okay, with his own name in the title, he'll find it at least within the week while probably pretending he never heard of it.

[@cyrthurix]

He's a- he's a big guy, British, uh, he has a h a r d o n for meeeee... a hardon for m e e e e e..., H A R D O N

[@BiffTech05]

I googled "big brittish guy with a hard on" and didn't find any Jim fucking Sterling son... just a lot of Dick fucking Johnson...

[@eldenringer6466]

Sadly he likely has his lawyer watch all Jims work looking for an opportunity to sue him as Randy is like Jim petty and vindictive but unlike Jim he doesn't have any reason to be haha Jim was wronged. Randy made millions. :?

[@BiffTech05]

@@eldenringer6466 Jim is an angry fat brittish person so his opinion means nothing to my 12 million dollars...

[@connothecowboy]

the best characterisation i've ever heard of Randy Pitchford is that he has the look of a man constantly worried about going to jail

[@semvision]

But continues to commit crimes.

[@comingupooo]

He's like Frank Reynolds from that episode of Always Sunny where he got into the child pageant thing. Like, if the cops ran into a building he was speaking, he would instantly get on the floor with his hands behind his head.

[@JackieKog]

God bless Castle Superbeast

[@sadratboypa]

As I've told my friends before, he looks EXACTLY like what I'd imagine if someone told me to picture a magician who's also a sex pest.

[@joelman1989]

Wow that is right on!

[@carloscaro9121]

Ah, the wealthy. A CEO can talk about porn that way and continue his absurdly luxurious career. The janitor would be fired.

[@tenyokensekia8088]

Wow. This statement is not only correct, it really just reinforces how screwed the industry is.

[@MechaPlays]

@@tenyokensekia8088 not just this industry, everything is like this, if you have a position of power you become near untouchable for literally no reason. Sad isn't it.

[@leviharris-hale6578]

Tenyoken Sekia that’s not gaming, it’s capitalism

[@tenyokensekia8088]

Maybe Robocop wasn't so far fetched after all. Yikes!

[@DeadpoolX9]

@Comrade Kong nah m8 We live

[@NRSGuardian]

Randy's best magic trick is that he's still Gearbox's CEO.

[@akaimizu1]

Randy (steps on stage): Hi. I’m Randy Pitchford, CEO of Gearbox studios. Penn: Wait! What? You’re still CEO of Gearbox? I’ll need to confirm with Teller. Teller: (whispers something into Penn’s ear) Penn: Well. I’m not sure how things have come for me to say this, but Randy. You have fooled us! (Hits button)

[@StormsparkPegasus]

He's also really good at making other people's money disappear.

[@vincentschor4755]

i highly agree with that =3

[@aceclover758]

If you bought Borderlands 3, you can thank yourself for that too. It isnt a trick because you dont need to trick stupid gamers/consumers.

[@WyattoonsComics]

It’s a miracle, you guys. A MIRACLE!

[@PhilosophyTube]

he also looks like the bad henchman from Dumb and Dumber

[@Romanticoutlaw]

ayy, philosophy tube. I knew you had good taste

[@barrymchugh667]

I will never be able to unsee that.

[@StraightPunkEdge93]

What are you doing here daddy

[@aveaoz]

why does everyone call PT daddy

[@Tubeite]

Randy "Gas Man" Pitchford

[@SupermassiveGaming]

After this video I wonder how long it will be until Randy "forgets" your name again Jim.

[@Jun123]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Cyber97Gamer]

Just now

[@DavidRichardson153]

He already claimed to have forgotten Jim's name a few videos ago, so I'm banking on him now forgetting how to describe Jim - along with his name.

[@superthorc6894]

Supermassive Gaming he can “forget” all he want but his lie will forever come and bite him in the ass

[@sonlen796]

He'll forget Jim's name but still remember his hard-on.

[@evillecaston]

Wait...Randy Bitchford is an actual magician? Someone should have told Sega this before their money disappeared...

[@midgetsnowman]

shit, its even how he made 12 million dollars disappear by them being pauid to his persnoal magic company.

[@chaddwickfincher5835]

Randy pitchford is basically the new peter molyneux but debatably worse

[@lincolnosiris3665]

@@chaddwickfincher5835 Just what I thought...

[@DarkCrimsonBlade]

Chaddwick Fincher my memory may have faded on key points/events, but I recall Peter more so getting caught up in his own dreams of what could be in the game and all he hoped it could be in contrast to what could be reasonably done in the time frame for making the game. He got caught up in his own hype. Randy is just an arse.

[@SergeantSarge]

Chaddwick Fincher nah that’s Chris Roberts

[@iron1349]

Starscream is more trustworthy than Randy. At least he makes his ambition of overthrowing Megatron clear

[@czarface5615]

iron 13 star scream! What a dude, it’s great to have someone like that under your “command” it keeps you on your toes knowing if you slip up he will try to take your place. Classic bro.

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

He mischaracterized you by describing you as always angry. That clearly is AngryJoe and AVGN’s schtick.

[@DeadlyYellow]

Jim's theme back then was still the fascist leader yeah?

[@Nirual86]

Well thats how he clearly remembers Jim, not like he had any point about A:CM, nah, clearly he was just irrationally angry at Pitchford. And had an erection about it.

[@demsterclippy4252]

@@DeadlyYellow This is new news to me. I started watching Jim during the first piece of the slaughtering grounds controversy

[@Freekymoho]

Jim is actually angry most of the time. It's not his shtick, but honestly he's actually more genuinely angry than either AJ or AVGN

[@klonvomhaus]

@@Freekymoho True. Joe does the shouting a lot, but Jim is always agitating, angry, attacking the games industry. Even things where most people say "Well, that's like a 2/10 on the bad news scale" he is just full on "THIS CAN NOT STAND!"-crusading. But I support that. Too many people are apologetic when it comes to the video game industry. Someone must speak the truth and never back down.

[@Neolith8300]

Listening to this and wondering, is "Is Jim doing a Starscream?", then suddenly, "Megatron is DEAD!". Thank you Jim, you big beautiful man. That made my day.

[@muhaoai4693]

I have to admit that I disagree with Jim at times (most notably concerning Dynasty Warriors 9), but anyone who loves Starscream (and Transformers in general) as much as he does is someone I can respect.

[@ahniandfriends123]

It sounds like a robotic Gilfred Godfrey.

[@joshuanorris5860]

For fuck sakes boys, someone post the damn time stamp for this part.... Just realized this video was 30 minutes... I cant friggin find it again! Lol +1 "megatron is dead!" Ahhahahhh

[@joshuanorris5860]

22:00

[@JohnWick-qf1gr]

This, this made my fucking day

[@Sitrax171]

This is the most insulting Jimquisition to date! How dare you mar Mysterio's reputation by putting Randy Pitchford's head on him!

[@drakkenmensch]

@Zippydsm Lee That would be slandering the names of those Souls games bosses.

[@Bananahammock681]

@@drakkenmensch We've all called them worse or at least most of us have only called them the equivalent to senior Pitchfork.

[@markcobuzzi826]

@Zippydsm Lee How about the Bloodlickers or Brainsuckers from “Bloodborne”? Also, Randy Pitchford seems to run away from reality just as desperately as Micolash does to the player’s hunter.

[@napalmhardcore]

Fun fact: Randy Pitchford is an anagram of Massive Asshat if you changed most of the letters.

[@hamluk_]

it's a better synonym than anagram

[@rainjay2516]

I laughed way too much at this comment... xDDD

[@MrMightyZ]

And if you give every second letter in his name it’s numerical value as it appears in the alphabet, then multiply it by every fourth then divide every result by the twelfth letter you get “Randy is a sweaty lying piece of --“

[@commanderknee3821]

Pitchford? More like *Bitchford*

[@ashes2diamond]

Hahaha. reminds me of that old one; it doesn't matter what the letters on the car say (in reference to BMW drivers) it still spells 'asshole'

[@antareklause8779]

Hats off to you, Jim. For all the hate, you're doing actual journalism and exposing uncomfortable truths.

[@MrDemomanman]

So weird to see actual journalism happening in the games industry, because the so called 'professional journalists' sure as hell arent doing it

[@mattig89ch]

+

[@mattwo7]

@@iago9711 Isn't he fully independent these days? "Columnist" is a term used to refer to a journalist who regularly contributes to a newspaper or magazine. It specifically refers to the concept of newspaper _columns_ . I think "video game pundit" would me more accurate. Wikipedia refers to him as a "journalist, critic, pundit and wrestling personality" though. In a sense I suppose all but one of those are true. Sterdust is the wrestling personality, not Jim. :P

[@mutinyontheark]

Lol "Randy Pitchford is a liar with a big mouth" is not either unexposed OR an uncomfortable truth

[@pip5528]

Yep. He's not pandering to the haters he knows he has. He's just doing what he knows how to do and exposes even the most bitter of truths.

[@abexandre]

Press : Mr Pitchford...Mr Pitchford !!!!! Randy : Yes. You. Press : Can you confirm that the squirting was magical ?

[@mikhailefimenko2622]

That sounds like a Transmetropolitan reference...

[@mjc0961]

It still amuses me greatly that Randy thinks female ejaculation is a magic trick. I'd offer my condolences to Mrs Pitchford, but she really has no one to blame but herself.

[@piedpiper1185]

@@mikhailefimenko2622 It is so rare that I see anyone else reference Transmetropolitan. 'Mr. Sweeny!'

[@GGamersUnited]

@@toots3877 lol sure Randy was just trolling.

[@gastonbell108]

@@mjc0961 Mrs. Pitchford appeared in one of Randy's promo vids. All 18 stone of her. I'm not sure who I feel more embarrassed for, really.

[@LMGYOUTUBE]

You know he's a big guy....British, kind of has a hard on for me.

[@ihaveasecret9539]

“he’s a big guy” For you

[@mekaelbayati8040]

LMG I think Randy just needs to admit that he’s got a thing for Daddy-Bear Jim looooool

[@JamesBuggemo]

Obviously has mouthified Jim's wanger.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

@@ihaveasecret9539 get em on board I'll call it in

[@fluffywolfo3663]

So it begins

[@Maladjester]

"Buy two flash drives: one for sensitive documentation, and another for magical squirt porn." -Jim Sterling says _another_ thing I never thought I'd hear anyone say

[@The5lacker]

And yet, it's a nugget of wisdom for the ages. Profound, almost.

[@looroll8695]

Just to confirm someone was taking the Piss I'm not gay or proud

[@thatsmahsodah]

That's why I give Randy Pitchford a Projared/10

[@FringeSpectre]

I hate this comment, but i cant deny its the best comment.

[@bezerkoid]

Comparing shit to ProJared is an insult to shit

[@excitableboy7031]

Broken marriage/10 *ftfy

[@frickinawesome]

That best sums this vid up. The two tool bags are now forever linked...

[@hailmuffins6934]

@@bezerkoid What did he do?

[@genogamma13]

Randy is basically Huey from MGS5 Ocelot: "You know the hardest man to break? The type that fools himself."

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

He's got the whiny demeanour and "I so want to mess his face his up" Vibe going for him.

[@hazukichanx408]

Someone fetch the metal-eating archaea or whatever the crap they're called. Or, uh... brainless-bullcrap-man-eating, I suppose?

[@btarg1]

You're pretty good.

[@zachplummer625]

So Troy Baker is going torture Randy for his past crimes?

[@Fubukio]

Obi Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" Randy Pitchford: "Me."

[@1987MartinT]

Don't compare Randy Pitchford to Starscream! That is a slanderous defamation of Starscream.

[@billyhaigh9274]

Poor Starscream after years of abuse at Megatron's hands he finds himself getting his genitals ripped off by no one else but the royal castrater himself Jim Sterling

[@DominatorLegend]

I can get behind that

[@tafua_a]

@@DominatorLegend You should sue Jim. With the money you can become the new Leader of the Decepticons

[@hyperion3145]

aiooty19 He has to buy the Decepticon Leader DLC for $399.99 for the option

[@randallgrubbs9286]

I agree

[@OrElseEllipsis1945]

Pitchford's acting was so bad when he tried to pretend he didn't know who Jim Sterling was, I actually literally irl for realz cringed.

[@theteaobsession7381]

“He pisses gasoline and sh*ts napalm” is now my new favourite Jim Sterling line

[@Chizuru94]

That's actually a quote from a movie, but you're right. Loved that he said that.

[@dumbasslive2515]

Reminds me of the devil from End of days.

[@theteaobsession7381]

Chizuru94 oh? What film?

[@captainbube1217]

@@theteaobsession7381 do not try to google it.

[@SavageKuma]

@@theteaobsession7381 Heartbreak Ridge if you haven't found out yet

[@ALWTunes]

Losing a USB drive at a theme restaurant is like swapping a Scooby Doo poster for architectural blueprints at King’s Island. Amateur hour.

[@Spar10Leonidas]

Not to be pedantic (apologies in advance), but I believe that it was a Yogi Bear poster.

[@mynamisora]

Please Jim, don't put Randy's face on Mysterio. Thats besmirching Mysterio's image.

[@tassadar7945]

Even Condiment Man would be shamed by having pitchford associated with him

[@li-limandragon9287]

Yeah careful Jim, Quentin Beck will sue for misrepresentation

[@mattwo7]

@@tassadar7945 Even *_Codpiece_* from the old Doom Patrol comics would too.

[@lightningbolt4419]

@@tassadar7945 even randy pitchford would be shamed by having pitchford associated with him...

[@tassadar7945]

@@lightningbolt4419 nah he would enjoy it. And revel in it

[@CrazeeAdam]

Troy Baker is a great person. No one has ever had a problem with him before this(or nothing is documented that would make him seem anything but kind and professional). He's one of the premiere, and best voice actors in the business lol. What an idiot Randy is making enemies with these people

[@goole6833]

He was actually a bit of a dick to the original silent hill 2 cast.

[@InVinoVeratas]

I dunno about _“enemy”_ per say, but he definitely burnt a bridge with someone whose been a professional for years now, compared to Randy’s _“Woe is me, pity me”_ gumption whenever someone call him out on his lies.

[@PolarPhantom]

I think he made one joke that was construed as transphobic leading him to take a break from Twitter and i'm pretty sure that was a mistake.

[@iainjames03]

@1980Punk I get this feeling that so many of the game industry CEOs have little of no experience of what being a CEO actually means. The industry has been flourishing (in its present form) for barely a couple of decades - it's not like the automotive or manufacturing industries. Meanwhile these guys have come from not-a-lot to an absolute shit-ton in very little time and haven't learned anything about humility, maturity or integrity along the way. That's not to say that the DuPonts and Rockerfellers of this world were pillars of decency. But at least they weren't broadcasting their business-damaging brain farts across the internet like entitled tweens.

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@iainjames03 or its the very opposite.... they come right from that ,and is applying hair raising customer loathing methods from other industries into what they with increasingly desturbing methods ,forces..dupes or outright 'cocons' key individuals into towing the line out of coruption and greed compromising studios from the inside

[@emina15]

Randy Pitchford is actually good at magic. I mean he made all hype for Borderlands 3 vanish!

[@Jerbsinator]

And he made BL3 disappear from Steam and appear on Pirate Bay. Not sure why he would do that but I guess he just wants to give the game away for free, what a great guy!

[@CelticAkumathefirst]

He made Battleborn disappear.

[@matosz23]

Thanks goodness I play on PS4 and my hype is still going strong.

[@CraigUntlNytTym]

no, no, it's over here with me

[@unversedhero6028]

No he didn't.

[@ShogunTurnip]

That Projared bit was some 10/10 satire. Well done Jim.

[@chefkochjay]

I'd award it "a broken marriage out of ten"

[@Eggyism]

I was afraid I was the only one who understood that.

[@kaiosamatlj4031]

@@chefkochjay It even worse when consider that "a broken marriage out of ten" was a actual award he used in one of his videos.

[@LagrimaArdiente]

I was hoping someone else would bring it up. 😂

[@samualwatkins]

I don’t get it, who’s Projared?

[@manofthehalfhour571]

Never forget Colonial Marines..... Or the time Randy tried capitalizing on Battleborne r34 which ended up backfiring.... (Rip Battleborne)

[@Arlesmon]

well, capitalizing on rule 34 is a gamble. But that mainly depends on which type of game. I can see this happening on anime games.

[@darius8214]

@@Arlesmon blizzard probably profited off Overwatch rule34.

[@BaranzarCobralVOD]

I almost forgot about this, thank you for reminding me

[@michaellewis1545]

Do I even what know what he did?

[@toaster9922]

Manofthehalfhour he did *_fucking what now?_*

[@thealgerian3285]

You gave Colonial marines a "1 or a 2 out of 10"? The hell is wrong with you? This is way too high.

[@Roxor128]

I assume 0 is reserved for games that won't even start.

[@bcm8984]

Roxor128 or games like big rigs over the road racing

[@Roxor128]

​@@bcm8984 Nah, Big Rigs actually starts. If I had to stick to integer ratings, I'd have to give it a 1/10 for "Abysmally bad and buggy, but at least it runs".

[@FroggyMosh]

@@Roxor128 "....At least the .exe is included."

[@QJ89]

We get it, you hate 'Duke Nukem Forever.'

[@Reoko77]

Even Jim knows and called out Projared and he RARELY ever interacts or mentions other youtubers. *DAMN YO.*

[@DragonNexus]

I think it's because it went beyond "Stupid KZbin drama" and into actual criminality and abuse of power. Jim's not the kind of revels in mud slinging and "Look at what this person said!" gossip crap, which is what ProJared's divorce began life as. But when it comes to a youtuber soliciting nudes from their underage fans, that's the point where all bets are off.

[@eumoria]

Jared has had a cameo on the Jimquisition, I forget which episode, but it was after some convention where they hung out. It doesn't matter but maybe that made him feel like he needed to say SOMETHING about it. I honestly hope that's it, though. That guy can go disappear and I really liked the stuff he made. What a waste.

[@DragonNexus]

@@eumoria Oh jeez, I'd forgotten that one. It was the Winners and Losers E3 2017 video. Jim couldn't have known. But in hindsight, that video's kinda tainted now...=(

[@PurpleAlzir]

I doubt ProJared is going to be a youtuber anymore.

[@centurionzen1005]

@@DragonNexus kinda is correct. I wouldn't say it completely ruins the video but I do understand any... Discomfort people might have re-watching it.

[@spork8655]

Randy uses two USB drives now... a Sandisk and a Sindisk. Not sorry

[@schoo9256]

You shouldn't be sorry.

[@PKMastermind2]

Aren't they both Sindisk's? xD

[@robertcmcnamara]

Randy; the type of guy to safely remove his USB drive when he gets a Windows prompt.

[@mutinyontheark]

@@robertcmcnamara How could he be? He "can't remember" where he leaves the things anyway.

[@Brapchu]

Jim taking a big dump on ProJared is my most favorite intro so far. I love you Jim.

[@Janduin45]

It feels awesome to not know who projared is.

[@someguy9052]

Färlöv Ektorp I wish I hadn’t watched his stuff since the beginning

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

@@Janduin45 I guess I'm lucky I only heard of him in passing through a youtuber that I actually care about and didn't really get into him that much. I feel worse for PushingUpRoses than I do for me as she tends to beat herself up over things irrationally thanks to her anxiety issues, and she's promoted him on multiple occasions, so this news must have made her feel terrible.

[@matthewshiers9038]

Oh THAT's what that was about! Christ almighty, that went right over my head!

[@chuckbatman5]

The best part is the intro works as a dig against ProJared, James Charles, AND Randy Pitchford. Thank God for Jim

[@hybrid7655]

TBH Mysterio doesn't deserve this much hate. He's a great character and shouldn't be compared to Randy Pitchford. . . . Incredible video others. Two thumbs up.

[@thegrayyernaut]

At least Mysterio sees his words through and gets shits done :v

[@lukewilliams1323]

Atleast mysterio is a great wrestler n a good marvel character

[@brainstorm623]

More like +160 Thumbs Up.

[@AtrociousAK47]

i dunno, seeing as how i always picture mysterio robbing a convenience store and then getting comically ko'd by spiderman in one punch, seems about right to me

[@KingRogue]

@@AtrociousAK47 that's the difference when Mysterio steals and gets beat up it's funny and entertaining unlike randy although I do wish he would get KO'd

[@toaster9922]

took me way too long to realize that beginning part was a parody of Projared.

[@mathiasthewise]

Best intro yet

[@griffinthomas1056]

@@mathiasthewise ah men XD

[@bennyrae688]

I assumed it was, good to know I'm not reaching on that one

[@shoukokomi6419]

Haven't been keeping up with that (don't really keep up with much unless it's meme related, really), but I figured that he was parodying *something* to do with popular figures trying to deflect the bad shit they did.

[@KalHimself]

I didn't know that until reading your comment. Brilliant!

[@Archdaemos]

Factual correction: Jim blocked the owner of the dog and blindfolded the dog *BEFORE* taking the dump on it.

[@PSspecialist]

I'm really glad Jim addressed the Jared situation the way he did instead of using his likeness and name in the thumbnail for clicks. That's the type of restraint that makes us love you man.

[@FringeSpectre]

The more I watch Jim, the more I realise he really is the most genuine youtuber. When I read your comment it only reinforced my feelings. Long live Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

[@CeruleanChurch]

I think that was one of those situations where Jim KNEW we all wanted to hear something about Jared but he's way too above shit slinging. So he just did 2 name drops and the execution was exquisite.

[@allistairkumaran3582]

@@CeruleanChurch he is shit slinging in this video... difference is randy didnt send dick pics to teens. I like jim but he isnt above shit slinging.

[@kaiosamatlj4031]

I agree, what ProJared did is unforgivable, but Jim should stay focused on "frying" bigger fish, like those greedy scumbags from the AAA industry like Randy.

[@CeruleanChurch]

@@allistairkumaran3582 Ok, let me backtrack that one because yes, you are correct. I mean more in the sense of shit slinging on subjects that aren't completely relevant to his work in journalism. Jared's shitstorm is the bare minimum of relating to video games. Randy Pitchford, on the other hand, is the CEO of Gearbox Software and has actual input and influence on video games as a whole, and deserves every bit of shit slung his way as far as I'm concerned. However, Jared was kind of an elephant in the room and he really only needed and warranted was two name drops in the same vain as Pitchford

[@Mae_is_gae]

Randy Pitchford seems like he could run against Boris Johnson in a lying contest

[@courtneyslaughter504]

I swear lol

[@WebsiteTourist]

Pitchford's smile has this uncanny "entitled estranged husband with anger issues" vibe about it.

[@stephenwhitford775]

That's, oddly specific. Not wrong, just oddly specific.

[@unknownengines]

randy pitchford is the most divorced-dad-looking man i have ever seen

[@Peannlui]

'I have to apologise to the kids too? Is that a real thing?'

[@horacegentleman3296]

Maybe Karen did a good thing taking this kids away from this psycho.

[@kingdevilman]

Starting to think that Jim doesn't like Randy Pitchford

[@Grizabeebles]

I don't think this is a proper vendetta in Jim's part. If half of what Jim's saying is true, then it's clear Mr. Pitchford is developing a serious inferiority complex. He's also fast approaching a point where EVERYONE who disagrees with him in ANY way is an enemy or somehow disloyal. That's how you run your life's work into the ground. What I think Mr. Pitchford needs is a two-month vacation and weekly appointments with a therapist.

[@uedarizaru]

who does like randy tho?

[@Matt_10203]

@@uedarizaru randy likes randy.

[@NathanCassidy721]

For good reason if you watch the whole video. Although it’s fair to say Jim wasn’t the one who started it.

[@lnsflare1]

That doesn't sound right... I have it on good authority that he has a hard-on for Randy.

[@xTGE]

He Protec He Attac But Most Importantly Randy Pitchfords Been Smoking Crac

[@jackgebhardt2932]

He also like to stab in the bacc

[@GrahamBarth]

Least he ain't a coward, I guess.

[@0mikr0n]

Randy "DARVO" Pitchford. Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. The mark of a toxic gaslighting manchild.

[@lukewarmape603]

And for my next trick... I'll make this 12 million dollar cheque... DiSsSaPpPEeEaArRrr!!

[@tubbykids00]

I'll make this 12 million dollar cheque have a hard-on for me

[@amitgabay3721]

Woow

[@Ahmetfusta]

I know EXACTLY how to read that word 😂😂

[@reklessbravo2129]

@@confusciouspuff5701 you realize that "check" is an americanism right?

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

We all know it's not a trick. www.patreon.com/jimquisition The secret to why it disappeared

[@Barbabun5]

that projared drag was incredible. i know you knew the guy, sorry you had to find out with the rest of us

[@murpaderp8461]

Bump

[@TheBrclear66]

what happened?

[@pokemonmanic3595]

TheBrclear66 allegedly he was soliciting underage pics from fans

[@joefloyd5766]

@@pokemonmanic3595 not allegedly

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

@@pokemonmanic3595 there's literal photo evidence

[@jonro1091]

Don’t pull that hat down too far Jim, those jewels are sharp!

[@MeltonCrest]

Lootboxes = Microtransactions. Pay2Win = Microtransactions. Cosmetics = Microtransactions. DLC's that aren't actual expansions = Microtransactions. Period.

[@jbutler8585]

Fuck it, DLC period = microtransaction. If the game isn't worth buying on its own standalone merits then it deserves to burn. The promise of future DLC 'completing' games is a lame practice that needs to end. Better to pay $100 for an excellent finished game than $50 for a good idea and halfass promise of more later.

[@uoodSJW]

Regarding his tweet that "I was very clear we are going to do cosmetics" plenty of games have cosmetic bonuses included or as free DLC without micro transactions, the two aren't intrinsically linked.

[@hoodedman6579]

@@jbutler8585 Uh... Big DLCs are absolutely not "microtransactions", as they aren't micro enough.

[@theguardian8317]

@@hoodedman6579 none of them are "micro". After all the name is just a marketing term so customers don't feel it when buying that skin for 15 USD.

[@starner00]

J Butler - My dude, expansions have existed forever. Major DLC (like Dark Souls DLC for example) is a major expansion to the game. Not a micro transaction.

[@phillipeldridge-smith1982]

Cannot wait for the “When Jim Sterling was sued for 40 quadrillion dollars”.

[@timothymckane6362]

That Projared roast though. I rate it a broken marriage out of 10.

[@BesterP12]

Jim, I've supported you for ages, but this vid just goes too far... Starscream didn't deserve that. Edit didn't deserve the association with Pitchford, you should voice him more often. Great job.

[@SaberViper]

"Starscream did nothing wrong!"

[@Azmodeus87]

That sounds like something Starscream would type.

[@BesterP12]

@@SaberViper nah, just Pitchford's more like S3/Headmasters Galvatron. Great now I have this image of Randy's head on "Unicorn"

[@UncoloredPageGaming]

Are you Jesse Cox's clone?

[@Gekayy]

Starscream sympathizer!!!!!1111

[@lethargicrush6203]

Randy pitchford, a man who claims he dosen't know about Jim but yet knows exactly what he does.

[@manboy4720]

the pitcher deals corrosive damage "it's just magic!" maliwan does 50% extra damage when you're in a hotel lobby

[@Scheivee100]

That moment you realize Handsome Jack is based off of Randy Pitchford.

[@magnumbrahms5339]

Scheivee100 but but handsome jack is lovable.

[@christopherritchie1834]

Handsome Jack would probably run Gearbox better...

[@hazukichanx408]

Accurate observation, though I can't help but notice that you slightly misspelled Randy Bitchfraud's name.

[@SuperChocMuffins]

Welcome... To an Epic Games Store game with microtransactions (Nothing personal)

[@MrSh1pman]

“You’re the bandits, and I’m the goddamn hero!”

[@Call_Me_Matrix]

As a fan of Projared for years, that intro hurt me. In laughter.

[@EggBastion]

... _Aayyy!_

[@DeathMetalMilitia305]

I'm kinda lost. What happened or how does it have anything to do with Jared? Sorry. :(

[@Motorheadache95]

DeathMetalMilitia305 you are in for a whirlwind, my friend

[@EvanCops]

@@DeathMetalMilitia305 Same.

[@NoirRaven]

@@EvanCops read my previous reply

[@GamingWolfGod]

You missed the opportunity to name part 4: Slaptrap.

[@wargamingrefugee9065]

Staircase wit--the bane of many an existence. :-/

[@amethynafrosthoof5962]

Oh my god, I never knew Randy actually replied to the whole porn on a stick thing. I never cringed this hard in my life, Just say you had porn the girl was legal age, don't try to be philosophical about it, Randy, You are not Alcibiades, mate.

[@Merudiana-the-local-demoness]

Meh, that’s honestly how I usually describe the stuff.

[@ateliertohka7327]

I don't think he's that self-aware.

[@MrPibb-ni9lt]

I rate this video a Broken Marriage out of 10.

[@digitalboy80]

Wrong channel, man.

[@MrPibb-ni9lt]

@@digitalboy80 Wait, is this not ProJim?

[@digitalboy80]

@@MrPibb-ni9lt: No, it's the channel of... what's the name of this guy? He's the journalist guy; his thing is he's always mad. He's a big dude. He has a British accent. He's got a hard-on for me. The Angry Videogame Jim, I believe?

[@watchdoge7087]

digitalboy80 that was a nice turn around.

[@dbrreptiles6755]

What did you say about your parents?

[@son0fgrim]

I'll pre-order Borderlands three on the epic games store if they fire Randy Pitchford.

[@tomstonemale]

I could get behind that

[@janosrock]

i'll pre order if jim voices a character with that voice

[@Daftanemone]

Fuck I’d throw them a god damn congratulations party if they fired him. I feel so awful for the employees at gearbox since it’s impossible to know who any of them are when randy is always out there being the only one talking,on top of being a massive ass

[@REA987]

Gearbox is a private company owned by him. No luck, unfortunately.

[@Lord_of_Dread]

"With an alleged 12 million in the bank, buy two flash drives!" My face hurts from laughing for a good few minutes straight!

[@zimriel]

shit, dude, i got like six flash drives here and I didn't pay for one of them. Corporations hand them out free at any tech fair if you're in software, like i am.

[@stormblessed2321]

Butcher says to customer “I bet you sixty dollars you can’t kick those hanging meats” Customer says “sorry, I can’t take that bet. The steaks are too high.” You should be laughing for aboot 15 minutes straight from that one, judging from your laugh sensitivity.

[@Vandragorax]

The trouble is, although he's in a privileged position of power where he would CERTAINLY fire any of his employees if they left a work flash drive in a restaurant with PORN on it... he's too fucking DUMB not to do it himself. I mean the guy is literally THICK AS A BRICK and thinks that he can lie about everything and that nobody will question him or notice. How people like this get into these positions of power where they literally have to take NO responsibility for anything is beyond me... it should be illegal.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Stupid Evil alignment summarized in a single sentence.

[@D_YellowMadness]

"Squirty magic porn" was my favorite part.

[@seazonegranec]

I do believe he said "MEGATRON IS DEAD! I AM THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!"

[@megatron6713]

I AM NOT DEAD, IN DACT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE!!!!! I AM MEGATRON AND I AM ETERNAL!!!!!

[@moknbyrd]

"WHO DARES DISRUPT MY CORINATION !" or is that the wrong series.... there are so many...

[@adamduffield7782]

@@moknbyrd nope that's from the 1980s animated transformers movie. Right before Galvatron aka megatron, says"heres a hint!" Before vapourising starscream

[@alaeriia01]

So that's where my flash drive with 32 gigabytes of pictures of Mysterio wearing nothing but his fishbowl went.

[@Thompson8200]

Superficial charm? ✅Grandiose sense of self worth? ✅Need for constant stimulation? ✅Pathological liar? ✅Manipulative? ✅Lack of remorse and guilt? ✅Lack of true emotions? ✅Lack empathy? ✅Parasitic lifestyle? ✅Poor self control? ✅History of extreme sexual behaviour? ✅Overly impulsive? ✅Failure to accept responsibility? ✅ Sure sounds like a psychopath to me.

[@hoodedman6579]

You should probably add line breaks between each check so they look better.

[@LATEXXJUGGERNUT]

Malignant Overt Narcissist is even mpre accurate, it includes all psychopathic behavior as well as the devaulation motive. Randy Pitchford must devalue others to overvalue himself.

[@zimriel]

@Hylian Usual I don't know if you have your clown nose on or off, but with Jim it's an act. Mostly. At any rate Jim sees these aspects of his own character and addresses them, for the most part. I do not see this self-awareness in Randy Bitchford.

[@breakofrite]

@@zimriel I fear a r/woosh may be in order here

[@kenjen9861]

The thing is, many positions of power: corporations, government, military, are held by psychopaths and sociopaths.

[@Svrakiss]

All dislikes are from Randy Pitchford's sock-puppet accounts!

[@Kreiser_VII]

313? Oh come on, if it was actually him it would be at least 5 times that number

[@ashesx773]

Bahahahaha!!

[@marti5420]

to be fair one of those is from a guide dog and another is from a guide dogs owner. i fully support those dislikes

[@liamdahlgren5144]

No it's his workers beeing forced to dislike the video or be fired!

[@RantechRadio]

Randy all like: "YOU FOOL! I HAVE 365 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS! BWAHAHAH!!"

[@MrKsingha]

i love that this is the first video that comes up when you serch "randy pitchford" on youtube.

[@tranter147]

I Need To Find someone Who Loves Me As Much As Jim Hates Randy Pitchford.

[@ToastedWafflez]

In other words, you want someone to get a hard on for you.

[@e3.14c4]

Well ProJared just got caught, so your options are limited.

[@thientuongnguyen5002]

The English Man Who Has a Hard On for Me

[@Nate102986]

Love the ProJared jab at the beginning. "Look at the evidence... Don't look at the photos, but draw your own conclusions." Hilarious

[@Blanklet]

The only proof is what one side says. That aint concrete.

[@dr6559]

Shay Stewart More concrete than anything Jared has said.

[@Blanklet]

@@dr6559 i guess thats true. I think all the alegations so far are probably true. But you never know there aint enough evidence yet.

[@albonthegoat]

@@Blanklet If that guy had evidence, he'd have released something. Not to mention PBG believing Jared had evidence, but later realizing Jared didn't have shit and had to come clean he was duped.

[@demsterclippy4252]

@@albonthegoat He'd definitely do something to counter the allegations quickly if he wanted to avoid the huge losses of the channel's subs recently. But he hasn't, implying he really can't cover himself. For all we know, it could go the same way Channel awesome did when they tried to defend themselves after almost a year of bad press, only exposing themselves further.

[@D0pam1n]

Jim, I will repost this until it happens: I would love to see STERDUST barge in on Randy doing some marketing-BS thing on a stage and shout, 'tis I who has a hard on for you, Randolf!

[@johnathonbrackett9807]

It’d be funnier than any of his other marketing-BA

[@s1n1573r-]

Omg, nearly spat my coffee all over my phone. This would be great!!

[@GigglingStoners]

I would pay to see that

[@MrFlamingpride]

Is that beginning a satire on Projared's whole scandal? Fascinating....

[@lostsanityreturned]

That is what i thought lol

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Every single straight white dude who gets caught being horrible to the human race does that exact same misdirecting, no-taking-ownership, finger-pointing 'pity me' bullshit.

[@s871-c1q]

@@megalomaniacalHalide yeah, because only straight white males lie about doing bad things.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Halide replace “straight white man” with “literally all of humanity” and you got it right.

[@Ziomaletto]

@@megalomaniacalHalide >>"Every single straight white dude" I guess Brie Larson is your cousine.

[@Xenonuke]

*Hello Big Guy that has a hard on for Randy Pitchford* *Or at least I think it is you as the interviewer didn't take the bait*

[@darthXreven]

gods bless that interviewer for that.... he made it awkward as hell and earned tons of points, he won the internet that day lol,

[@disassemblyrequired3438]

I can't believe the interviewer didn't take the bait. Randy always seems like such a master baiter.

[@TheGrooseofLegend]

Sweet, Jim Sterling tearing into shitty CEOs. This will be good background noi- *Pitchford leaves behind a USB of child pornography* Wait wha-

[@zegaskmask5659]

Magical porn

[@DaSquareful]

Sorry we werent there to warn you chief.

[@dorukevcim7578]

that is pretty serious, but just a rumor! The guy sucks in many other aspects but that kind of lie can ruin a man's whole life.

[@holdenraymorris]

@@dorukevcim7578 seriously, that's not something to take lightly. The accusation ALONE can ruin someone's life, and as much as Randy Pitchford is a leech on the industry, he doesn't deserve that, nobody does... I mean, unless they did it then yeah

[@qty1315]

@@dorukevcim7578 Lie? This isn't a rumor, he confirmed that there was porn on his flash drive. Although there wasn't proof that the girl in the porn video was underage, the guy who found the flash drive claimed that the girl looked underage. Whether or not she was is up for debate, but the porn was true. Update: I looked it up. Apparently, the porn was of a girl who had only recently turned 18 and was popular because she looked younger than she was. Randy Pitchford looked up this particular girl, so it might be safe to assume that he's into underage girls. That's a pretty disturbing thought.

[@wdcain1]

So Randy Pitchford thinks he's an evil genius like Lex Luthor when he's actually Eric Cartman. Gotcha.

[@bennb4342]

I would love to watch all Randy interviews redubbed with cartman voice. Same words. Correct voice.

[@Pixelwurst]

Can't believe you'd do my boy Mysterio like that and photoshop Randy Pitchford onto him. Foul play, Jim. Foul Play.

[@calql8ing]

Just want to point out that David Eddings moved to Rooster Teeth Games and has been working on a Borderlands-esque game called Vicious Circle. May be an alternate option for people who like Borderlands but don’t wish to support...all of this

[@Ziko577]

Oh yeah I remember that game. I hope it'll be good too but I agree all this may very well sour me on buy BL3. I don't want to give my money to this piece of shit and to be honest, Gamestop can have it instead.

[@JoshSweetvale]

And the fact that Eddings didn't seem to have plugged this game of his during all this hoopla is hats off to him. Don't mix drama and business. Don't be a Randy. ^_^

[@aidanquiett668]

RT games isnt amazing, but so far they have made some decent stuff. Hope they do well with this project

[@calql8ing]

Aidan Quiett have to agree with you there but then again that’s why they seem to have brought David on board. Outside of being the voice of claptrap he actually has a solid head for running a business and making games.

[@Bound4Earth]

Fuck this support this other game made by one guy that used to be on the team. They rarely turn out to be playable let alone good. Look at Yooka Laylee, they had more talent then most and delivered the most mediocre game. You need some kind of decent leadership to make a good game. Just because the CEO is shit doesn't mean Gearbox has shit leadership. To stop buying games because a CEO is a pile of garbage is to not buy most things you buy. Good luck living your subpar life because you were offended so easily by everything.

[@hazukichanx408]

"What happened was, I made some bad decisions based on incorrect information I had inadvisably relied on at the time. I'll be re-examining my personal work ethic and methodologies to see if I can avoid making that mistake again in the future." Just imagine if more people would learn to say (and believe) something like that! ...Though, granted, it would be interpreted as a sign of weakness and the company stock would crash. Good old macho bullshit, eh.

[@khazhollowsVODs]

Jim Sterling uses ''Taunt'' on Randy Pitchford. Will it succeed?! Will it fail?! Tune in next week to find out!!

[@YouDonkeyfu]

it will definitely be effective on Randy, just look at how much of a hard-on he has towards Jim.

[@garygotgameclips]

@@YouDonkeyfu It's actually hilarious that Randy knows who Jim is, knowing the kind of angry person he is, that means what Jim says gets under his skin.

[@YouDonkeyfu]

@i have editing software even better was when he was talking about randy, jim hasnt been taking potshot at him for a long time, i had actually thought that jim had forgotten about colonial marine. But thanks to randy shooting his own foot again, guess what jim said must have haunted him

[@dstns]

ON STERLINGBALL Z!

[@khazhollowsVODs]

@@dstns There is nothing about this I don't love. We need to collect all the Sterlingballs so that we may make a wish!

[@364dragonrider]

My reaction to Randy neatly mirrors freeza’s “Are you real?!” bit in dbza. The fact that this overhyped manchild is running an entire company is completely shocking, and the fact that he hasn’t been fired or run it into the ground even more so.

[@iotaeta-pi2770]

When his time comes, I hope Randy's casket is lined with copies of Aliens: Colonial Marines.

[@atomicwiththreeos]

At least it’ll prevent grave robbers

[@PurpleAlzir]

Better yet make the casket out of copies of Aliens: Colonial Marines

[@zimriel]

@@atomicwiththreeos In the far future, Dr Carter's descendant will exhume the Tomb Of Randynkhaten and discover that cache of DVDs. And he'll decipher the foul secrets held therein and be ETERNALLY CURSED

[@iotaeta-pi2770]

@@PurpleAlzir No, that would pollute the ground.

[@PurpleAlzir]

@@iotaeta-pi2770 That is already happening putting Randy in the ground

[@SnakeBitten]

“Randy Pitchford: The insecurities of a self-pitying CEO” Tell me that’s not the most suiting bio-pic caption

[@Bt3615]

The Projared parody at the beginning was marvelous XD

[@michimatsch5862]

Okay, I gotta ask. Who is projared? Everyone is mentioning him all of the sudden.

[@ranzorr]

@@michimatsch5862 A youtuber.

[@archmagusofevil]

@@michimatsch5862 popular videogame/dnd youtuber who has apparently been pressuring fans for sexual talk and nude images, allegedly including some who were underage.

[@Bt3615]

@@michimatsch5862 You can find a lot of video that explains the situation. In short he is a midtier retrogaming youtuber that totally destroyed his life and career a couple of days ago.

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Bt3615 He's _been_ destroying his life and career for months, maybe even years, it's just it only came to light within the last couple days.

[@LeeroyJanky]

Us: Thank God for Jim Sterling No Man's Sky devs: Thank God for Randy Pitchford

[@thomasedwardharrison2879]

No man's Sky is better now. Hello Games is INFINITELY better than Gearbox

[@HandmadeGoose97]

I'm so damn glad you mentioned Projared without actually hitting the nail on the head. I think most people have summed this up as "KZbin drama" but this goes for anyone who uses their power to take advantage of their audience, even weller known people like actors and stuff. THANK GOD FOR JIM!!!!!

[@clutchyfinger]

The New York Times story about Jim taking a dump on a dog's head doesn't matter because everyone was doing it in the 90's, so he was smart to take a dump too. Also, the story about him taking a dump is false, he never did it. But he was smart to take the dump, and it shows how interesting his life is.

[@drumrocka]

Ohmahgawd THAT. IS. FUNNY

[@LinoonerBlue]

@shivoo 90% sure Cluchyfinger is making fun of Fox & Friend's reaction to Trump's tax returns and how the president managed to lose over a billion dollars in the span of 10 years.

[@lordofgangstas]

Totally exonerates Jim, thank you!

[@jaklawrence4301]

"Buy two flash drives; one for important documents, and one for magical squirt porn!" - Jim Sterling, 2019

[@QwertyCaesar]

Don't lie, you got one already. Maybe not magical squirt porn, but def something.

[@Mothman1992]

I have a flashdrive just for d&d stuff. Which does that count as?

[@andreagnesda2356]

@@Mothman1992 important documents ABOUT magical squirting porn. Definitely drive A.

[@startide]

Sounds like JKR will make a book about this :D

[@kennycai8695]

Borrowing someone's comment for this: you want to know if Randy Pitchford is lying? If his lips are moving.

[@bioticninja2170]

Yeah, after hearing about this... it’s amazing that BL3 went from “buy immediately” to “wait six months” to “I don’t feel comfortable purchasing it” in the span of a few months EDIT: Hell, I don’t feel comfortable even trying to rebuy the other Borderlands games for the PC like I planned to do when this story broke out. I would love to deprive Pitchford of every penny if possible, but even if I never buy another game from Gearbox or 2K in my life, chances are he’s STILL reaping rewards from me through some tax bracket loophole... ...what was my point again? Right, waiting until BL3 is as cheap as possible or otherwise find another way to play it (or you know, just not playing it at all thus never giving it money at any point)

[@Doom_Hawk]

As a console player (no Epic, yay!) I’m only supporting BL3 for the actual devs. I wish I could ensure that Randy doesn’t get a single penny.

[@Horatio787]

@@Doom_Hawk The worst part of these fucking clownish CEOs is that there's no way to hurt them financially without hurting their teams who they are already hurting and will probably fire if the number is 87 instead of 88.

[@carpetfluff35]

I know, I'm the same. I want the game, but I'm honestly worried I'll just see his face in the back of my mind the whole time I'm playing it.

[@Largentina.]

@@Doom_Hawk Well the devs have already been paid. The only people you're supporting directly is the publishers and CEOs.

[@ragingdwarf]

Same here. I have met Randy personally and he seemed like a cool dude. Never really knew how much of a clown shoe he was. His bitch fit over GameInformer clarifying that heads and skins were, in fact, micro transaction (horse armor, anyone?), made me reconsider a Day 1 buy, at best. The way he's allegedly treated his staff upsets me, as I can empathize with them, makes me consider holding out until it's a ten dollar deal on the XB Marketplace... Fucking hell, Randy.

[@mightylink65]

This guy is destroying a perfectly good single player loot shooter during a time when we desperately need better loot shooters all because of his stupid reputation alone. Borderlands fans are trying so hard to ignore him...

[@adrian_digital]

Nah Randy's an ass but bl3 will do just fine

[@kennyljs]

No one cares about Blandy Bitchfraud. He will use Borderlands 3's success and say he was right and you are wrong.

[@SeriouslyDinosaur]

It'll be hilarious, everyone getting promised such a great game. Why y'all can't see the Colonial Marines 2: Bitchford Boogaloo? I'm serious.

[@Warxoth]

@@adrian_digital this. Randy can get fucked and step on shit with a wet socket, but Borderlands 3 will be great.

[@unversedhero6028]

No he isn't, people like you need to learn how to separate the game from one fuck up that worked on it.

[@BGold_Animation]

I want you to know that your channel is one of the few, genuinely important gaming journalism channels. Not just a marketing regurgitator like so many others. I appreciate your hard work very much. Keep going friend 😊

[@Uthandol]

I stopped watching Jim a few years back when he went full schill SJW. This is the first video of his ive watched since. I hope he doesn't virtue signal again.

[@shinryohji]

@@Uthandol Oh you can immediately fuck off then, he is still being a *Jim's impression of a Gamer Gater's voice* "AAAAAAAACE JAAAAAAAAAY DUBBLEYOUUU".

[@thatonestormtrooper2760]

The difference between Sean Murray and Randy Pitchford is experience. I think Sean murray was just naive in his marketing efforts rather than blatantly dishonest. I mean they were a new indie studio after all. On the other hand pitchford has been doing this for years now. He should know better

[@thebeatles7109]

Watch the Sean Murray rapid fire interview like a week before launch. He was knowingly lying, it was intentional. At least he improved the game since.

[@Eunostos]

I don't see how you can look at Murray's interviews and credibly interpret them any way but lying, though :/ What I COULD believe is that he convinced himself it 'didn't count' somehow or things snowballed at some point and he got trapped by the fibs. Because... that's pretty much how those sorts of things happen, even if they're inevitably going to blow up on you. I'd agree that his later actions make comparisons with people who seem to be utter scumbags unfair, though. To the point that i feel warm and fuzzy knowing their product and company have had success. It feels nice to have been able to have an opinion shift to the positive like that ^_^

[@OsirisLord]

IMO all of Murray's actions after NMS' release prove he wasn't being intentionally deceitful. I think what happened is that he was not a trained PR man but a passionate indie game programmer who suddenly found his little hobby project suddenly the focus of a massive multi-million dollar hype train with Sony, a global multinational corporation, putting him in the center of it. So he goes on to speak with Stephen Colbert and Colbert asks him if there's multiplayer and suddenly a Morton's Fork lays before him. He can tell Stephen the truth but it would disappoint people and he would then be fielded a bunch of follow-up questions that would result in getting into lots of technical details, or he can say "Yes" because they were probably thinking of putting that in anyway and maybe we can get multiplayer up in time if we're lucky. Go back to the video and look how he both immediately starts to hedge his claim. He says there will be multiplayer but that the game's universe is so massive it's unlikely any two players can occupy the same space at the same time.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

OsirisLord #colbertbump

[@Nsixtyfourlink]

Get him Jim. That pansy blocked me on Twitter after I asked him if the epic advances included fortnite loot boxes.

[@Enclavefakesoldier]

Spicy

[@OlympusHeavyCavalry]

LMFAO....

[@ladyarmourlapras]

he'll also block you if you tweet "aliens: colonial marines" to him

[@Razer5542]

@@ladyarmourlapras I can confirm that is true.

[@brainflash1]

"A relatively minor story about a flub became a headline grabbing story, as the insecurities of a self pitying CEO shone a glaring spotlight on the situation." That's basically how Trump became president.

[@steffithemad8327]

Could be worse, that bitch Hillary could have been in charge. 😁

[@danielramsey6141]

@@steffithemad8327 I consider her a Better alternative, HELL, Bernie should've won the Election compared to Hillary, but the truth was is that she DID win, but because Trump slammed his bullshit in at ramming speed and proclaimed he was richer than everyone else, he was elected by the Electoral College due to the amount of money he had!

[@askmeificare5557]

@@danielramsey6141 You don't seem to understand how the Electoral College works.

[@steffithemad8327]

@@danielramsey6141 Understand and reject your point, socialism (Bernie) and globalism (Hillary, Teresa May, Macron) doesn't work. As a South African who voted to free Nelson Mandella and unban the ANC, I have seen the benefits of capitalism, it isn't perfect but it saved us from civil war, even here we reject socialism and globalism. Not that it matters, I am a 43 year old white Nationalist, that doesn't make me racist, it makes me damn proud to be African. I support my new billionaire president.

[@Game-Now]

@@steffithemad8327 Bernie is much better than Trump.

[@mojoforthewin3069]

Pitchford is basically the ‘firefighters accidentally use jet fuel instead of water’ meme but a person

[@nico6143]

Huh. I wonder if Randy Pitchford is the inspiration behind Handsome Jack?

[@grumpyjack9085]

Nicholas Landriault That is an insult to Handsome Jack.

[@samkeiser9776]

I haven’t played Borderlands 2, is Handsome Jack a creepy weirdo?

[@lexi3312]

@@samkeiser9776 yes but actually funny and can be tragic if you look deep into it and is capable of being likable. So not really like Randy.

[@metalbobted]

Nah handsome jack is actually charismatic

[@henchmen999]

Jim, I wanna thank you for bringing the phrase "Magical Squirt Porn" into the world.

[@theguardian8317]

"So it's like a seven - seven and a half game" - Randy Pitchford on Alien Colonial Marines

[@yellowblanka6058]

With Alien AI that is literally broken (ultimately found to be due to a typo in the code). Sure Randall, sure.

[@666Tomato666]

ah, yes, it's a 7, *on IGNs scale* , so that makes it 1/10 on a normal scale

[@ExcenGaming]

Welp. The intro summed up the last week in about a minute. Pretty accurate

[@DAGATHire]

Randy pitchford has disliked this video with 491 sock puppet accounts

[@victorhernandez8723]

Sock puppet accounts?

[@DAGATHire]

@@victorhernandez8723 guess you didn't watch the video

[@madhigh-cactus5320]

I say to myself "Jim's taking a while today to post." I see the topic for today. Jim, take all the time you need for this. ☺

[@DarkKitarist]

That was an epic ProJared diss... You are a god!

[@chaotixninja5]

It didn't take long for me to catch on what was going on in the beginning. XD

[@xMTxcameron]

@@chaotixninja5 Me neither. 😂

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

Jim is not a god. However, we can happily thank god for him.

[@iRemainNameless]

So classy. Thank God for you, Jim Sterling. You dapper bloke

[@slayer-22]

It was weird but lol, fuck pedojared. Why is every jared a fucking pedo, also?

[@Timelost_Techpriest]

The Starscream bit legit had me laughing out loud. I thought you were going for Skeletor at first, but the "MEGATRON IS DEEEEEEAD!" really got me.

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Guess Jim is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

[@ThisIsBUTTON]

It was this and the magical squirting segment. My lungs.

[@GnomeDeathKnight]

Holy shit 13:53 absolutely got me. I enjoy this channel normally, but I wasn't expecting a perfectly timed Red Dwarf reference. Well played.

[@Morbacounet]

It's hard to swap flash drives when you already have one hand busy.

[@digitalboy80]

Not to mention that it's actually pretty genious. If that hard drive is stolen by a competitor, they will be too preoccupied with spanking it to the porn instead of evaluating the sensitive data. Also: Where else to hide your por... I mean your sensitive company data than in plain sight, am I right? Of course I am!

[@SimplyDastardly]

sorry Jim but i leave important business flash drives with loads of porn everywhere. It's what adults do, grow up.

[@hefhef54321]

The next day in a conference: And if you direct your attention to the squirting teena... uh 18+ woman you'll see that this technique will bolster our productivity if we implement it in our workspace

[@joshuanorris5860]

Hahahaha

[@viciouswaffle]

@@hefhef54321 Wouldn't that be the day! xD

[@zxzeru]

@@hefhef54321 Hahaha Gold!

[@Arklay_Ishimura]

Ya get with the times, Bigots. 😂

[@Helmic]

If only Bobby Kotick could be so easily dragged. If only every CEO was so visibly, cartoonishly evil, it'd make it so much easier to convince people that letting CEO's run the entire country was a bad idea. And I think that's something good that can be made out of Randy's shitflinging. Someone of as little integrity of character as Randy Pitchford still ultimately holds more power than basically anyone else that isn't yet richer than him, because money is power under capitalism. A man as deranged as Randy Pitchford, who will physically assault you if you catch him in a lie, can just decide to fire someone, pull their livelihood out from under them in an instant, in a fit of rage. *There is something morally wrong with a system that gives men like Randy Pitchford power.* And I think using Pitchford as an example of why wealthy CEO's should not exist is the best use we can get out of the man.

[@tzera_rhuon]

How he manages to keep his job amidst the lies and controversy is beyond me. He must be sleeping with the boss.

[@gastonbell108]

**bunch of unrelated shit**...AND THAT'S WHY SOCIALISM IS THE ONLY ANSWER. Don't you tweenaged edgelords ever get tired? Joe Biden clinched the nomination two weeks ago and you fools still haven't gotten the message. Nobody likes your fringe-ass reducto-ad-absurdum logic. It's tiresome, whiny, makes people not respect you, and makes people not care what you have to say. It's why you're politically isolated by everybody in EVERY election.

[@Breuger]

@@gastonbell108 Man, it's almost like you're the one who brought up socialism when the OP didn't even mention it. Maybe criticizing the system that enables men like Pritchford to do what he does because he's doing what he is doing isn't unrelated? Also, wow, didn't know it was June 2020 yet and the primaries were over.

[@tzera_rhuon]

@blue yellow *asturbation 😉

[@shirshanyaroy287]

@@Breuger as much as I hate mainstream politics being dragged into places where they aren't welcome, he does have a point, doesn't he? Most of the game industry's sicknesses are a result of capitalistic greed that ruins the physical and mental health of devs, tries to nickel and dime customers at every turn and appoints toxic, greedy jerks to top managment position because all game companies want one thing only: money. Unionisation and proper laws will reinvigorate the game industry.

[@General_Ace]

Randy pitchford is a *perfect* inspiration for game developers everywhere! ❤️ Of what *not* to be...

[@Osio1000_5]

Call me stupid, but you got me at the first half.