Wasps | Randy Feltface | Feltopia Special

[@taramayyyy]

the way he just trails off at 'like some sort of...' and then just continues the thrusting action for a solid minute had me tearing up omfg

[@judahsmyth5398]

same here, oddly hilarious

[@tristancannon1974]

I think he did it because the audience was laughing more than they should have

[@Cheri_Blast]

@@tristancannon1974After a while, it was definitely him toying with the audience XD

[@normalguycap]

The dead eyes as he remember his time in Vietnam...for good and ill!

[@arthurmartin4616]

You don't always need words for a solid joke

[@valenciageode25]

Randy has no facial expressions but he somehow does. His dead stare while doing the low level thrusting and happy expression on high level.

[@bewilderbeestie]

Somehow the fact that he doesn't even exist below the waist makes it even better.

[@nathanbean3968]

You can bend a puppets mouth a bit to make facial expressions (source: did puppetry at an amateur level some as a teen)

[@CharlesFroehler]

The Japanese noh masks that do that depending on the angle.

[@treywilliams1388]

Something about the delivery of “crawl out of it, looking for something to _kill_ ” Just gets me everytime

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

I managed to pass my 'Conversational Thrusting' exam last year and I've now moved on to 'Thrust Management Coordinator' training.

[@RichardFraser-y9t]

That's good. I think I'm on the course next week

[@Rick586]

Nice! Are you going to do Thrust Studies or Theoretical Thrusting next?

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

@@Rick586 theoretical 👍

[@archonix]

So you're going to be the one who's supposed to read all those Thrust Per Second reports?

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

@@archonix no I'm moving into the theoretical department looking at new thrusting technologies and advances in TPM (Thrusts Per Minute). There's some reporting involved but we'll have reporting software analysis for that that will interrogate and produce something more readable and concise than the old spreadsheets 👍

[@Quility-862]

As a man of Europe’s history I can confirm that this happens every single time someone gets something to eat outside

[@Kniesoor]

Okay maybe Im going to look superdumb here, but is the European wasp different from wasps on other continents? In the sense that elsewhere, they dont tend to harrass people violently looking for sugar at the end of summer? I have been to Africa and Central America, but not encountering wasps there says nothing, so thats why Im asking :p

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

@@Kniesoor European wasps have the ability to give you a 1 in 10 chance of instant wasp allergy if you're stung more than twice. Also they're an invasive pest down here in Australia that take away resources from our native wasps like the Australian Hornet (technically a type of potter wasp)

[@axiezimmah]

We were in Germany recently in summer and we were going to get some donuts. The donuts behind the glass counter were swarmed with wasps. The store employees didn't seem to care at all. We left the store immediately. Fuck that. Nope. The store employees even asked if I didn't want the donuts. I was like not those ones. Let the wasps have them 😂

[@rameball]

Especially in summer

[@TruePirateKing12]

The slow understanding and then testing of the waters for the continued wordless thrusting motions was hilarious.

[@mike_gusta2994]

1:40 He finally mastered crowd work! He's under control now! 😂

[@ClonedGamer001]

Fun fact: Most bees actually don't die when they sting something. It really only happens to honey bees specifically, and even then only when they sting mammals on account of our thicker skin.

[@darcydreaming6931]

Even then they can sometimes "apologise" by carefully wriggling the stinger back out of us

[@kyze8284]

Fun fact! It's not actually the thickness, it's the elasticity. Think about this, are you more likely to break a toothpick on a taut piece of construction paper or a stretchy plastic bag? It did amuse me to find out that if they realize they're stuck, they actually will circle their stinger to try to get it free instead of yanking out their stinger and insides so they do know their weakness The difference between many bee stingers and almost all wasp stingers though is shape. Wasps are narrower and smooth where a bee's is thicker and actually has barbs meant to tear open the carapaces of attacking insects on their hives and is a huge detriment when dealing with any animal with an endoskeleton (like mammals) but they are smart enough to know to circle instead of just YANKING when it's a single bee and not an angry swarm Bees also know how to do math, ZeFrank does a lovely (and funny) documentation on that with the aid of science hippies

[@Slurp_Durp]

​@@kyze8284YES ZE FRANK MY BELOVED SCIENCE HIPPY.

[@kyze8284]

@@Slurp_Durp AND YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FUN BUTT COLORS- sorry - but colors can be persuasive!

[@Jack_Wolfe]

2:19 Randys "crowd work" is finding an enjoyable motion that gets a reaction from the crowd :D

[@darcydreaming6931]

Thrust management

[@kyze8284]

"How long will they laugh for?" Test went very successfully

[@ivanwilliams7413]

As a former stand-up comic, I am SUPREMELY JEALOUS of your talent. Two entirely different arts at once and KILLING IT on the regular? My hat's off to you. Hope you come to Central Florida sometime soon.

[@B-MC]

Also the ability to completely transition from Wasps to Rehearsed Thrusting and back again.

[@LeWarriorStar]

THE WASPS FOUND THE MANDARINS!!!

[@Magicme79]

I once had a wasp fly up my dress, where it proceeded to lose its ever loving shit. I then chased it all around the house, in a blind rage.

[@talscorner3696]

Was adequate vengeance visited upon the hated enemy?

[@ThatGuy-c]

You're a berserker, very nice

[@Fleshdothboiled]

​@@talscorner3696 Let me ask a question. Did you squash the wasp, causing it to release chemicals from the wasp, attracting people who tell you facts about wasps?

[@dapperdan7229]

Wasp choose wrong woman to harass

[@gabdraws7003]

Came for the minute and a half of wasp jokes, stayed for the five full additional minutes of thrusting humor

[@pablohassan6897]

I was stung on the back and neck 7 times by 1 wasp, it went up my shirt sleeve when driving a truck, I've got nerve damage around my neck so I didn't feel the 6 stings, till it stung me the 7th time on my back. Felt pretty nauseous, doc gave me a antihistamine shot, felt good 15 minutes later.

[@kitlee172]

Wasps do be like that sometimes. Yikes 😮

[@kira-dk2mx]

Wasps are born wanting to set us all on fire for no reason other than because they have beef with everything.

[@Vanilla_Dpad]

The one and only time I was stung by a wasp it was cause the mf landed on my leg when I was walking and I had to the nerve to not know he was there and kept walking. Wasps are assholes.

[@Your_Resident_Jawa]

The 7th sting was personal. “Come on man do something!” *stab*

[@eldritchangel4058]

That's even worse than when a wasp stung me in the armpit 3 times after getting out of a hotspring.

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

The deadpan thrusting gets me every time 😂

[@abhirampisipati8384]

Whole new meaning to the phrase "the birds and the bees"

[@izaahcruz5759]

2:06 that's the part we're Randy Realized the sound~ 😂

[@Warkip]

“Sounds familiar??” YES its just like emus😂😂😂😂

[@PeopleHaveNoGender]

And the rabbits, and the opuntia cactus

[@addisonwelsh]

And the Cane Toads

[@gabriellittle2827]

And both arrivals of humans

[@id104335409]

Next time I get stung by a wasp I am taking Plan B!

[@brianbrian1769]

I've heard a lot of buzz regardening that plan.

[@smpandlox]

Or rather, Plan “Bee”?

[@id104335409]

@@smpandlox badum TSSSS!

[@ericepperson8409]

"This is the rest of the show btw" totally broke me

[@KanuckStreams]

Randy getting absolutely blindsided when they CLAPPED at his "show of hands" question.

[@genkureshima9834]

Randy went from wasps to Spotify to t h r u s t i n g That's how good this man is at his bits. He doesn't need to make sense, sense needs to make _him_

[@Anton-de5vu]

I love how Randy knows all he has to do is move wierd and it always makes the crowd piss themselves

[@KNic0lson]

Randy is pure gold - so talented in imagination, originality and delivery. Blending intellect, physicality and charisma to whisk the audience into his narratives for a rollercoaster of humor. Thanks for being awesome ❤

[@Laurastar2009]

1:03 do not take a sip of water at this point like I did. Nearly died choking.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

i was thinking of "thrust" in regards to aviation science. like tryna get a chicken to fly away from Mrs. Tweety's Farm.

[@CruxG228]

You need THRUST!

[@joecope9935]

​@@CruxG228 THRRRRRRRRRUST!

[@JSheerXeno54]

that devolved so quickly lmao

[@gadingpramasatya]

I always wonder how his creative process is, some bits makes me wonder more than others

[@je2848]

I'm not sure what the rest of his process is, but I'm pretty sure step 1 is "smoke crack."

[@gadingpramasatya]

@je2848 lmaoo yeah probably

[@aaronmachin7325]

Imagine the rehearsal process 😂

[@maxnum1sgameclub263]

Its the same as mr weeble is smoking, and its very very potent xD. For anyone old enough to know mr weeble congrats, we are both senior citizens!

[@justinmillard8196]

The puppeteer doesn’t do drugs. The puppet however… Seriously though it’s mostly just an understanding of comedy and working on your craft to achieve it. Taken years of practice and audience performances to reach this level.

[@sanatprasad1594]

Got to respect the commitment to staying on topic

[@SewingAMess1189]

The prolonged thrusting made me laugh so much i thew myself into an asthma attack

[@Fleshdothboiled]

Me too. It's a blessing and a curse to be on KZbin with asthma

[@Hulk_Lover]

Comedians are the perfect example of what a conversation is like with ADHD. One minute you're talking about Wasps, the next you're talking about Thrusting Techniques

[@RandomCivilians]

Nah. He can't have ADHD, because he does eventually circle back to how it all relates to the first topic instead of getting lost in a forever chain of topics with seemingly no connection.

[@PeopleHaveNoGender]

​@@RandomCiviliansthat's only because this comedy is scripted. If it were not, the chances of him actually coming back to the original point are astronomically small.

[@RandomCivilians]

@@PeopleHaveNoGender He still had to write the script, which means he still had to pay attention to how the joke comes full circle for a larger effect rather than a series of one-offs. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It takes a good comedian to make scripted jokes feel organic, and Randy's pageantry with the side tangents is part of what makes him good.

[@PeopleHaveNoGender]

@@RandomCivilians my point is that even if the puppeteer did have ADHD, it's still scripted. It's not improvised. A regular conversation is usually improvised as well, so not scripted. You don't know your lines.

[@RandomCivilians]

@@PeopleHaveNoGender idk why you think just because it's scripted means he can't have adhd. The point I was making is even if he wrote every joke in the chain, he still had to complete the chain. He could have just as easily not completed the chain because he got lost in the tangents while writing.

[@catwmn2345]

Watching this clip in a hospital lobby was a bad idea 😂😂😂

[@gyutp8476]

Video title: Wasps Talks about "Thrusting" in the video _Me thinks we got a little off-topic here..._

[@brilljones]

The unexpected bit is my favorite bit 😊

[@thirdpedalnirvana]

This was not about Wasps

[@sjenkins91812]

It was never about wasps.

[@Genesis-m9t1n]

idk why but this comment is absolutely sending me rn 😭😭

[@corrupteddoodles]

murder drone finale AND randy feltface clip? today is a good day.

[@GraceV.Alopex]

fellow murder drones fan spotted OwO Which ep is your favourite?

[@corrupteddoodles]

@@GraceV.Alopex ep 5 without a doubt. i just really love cyn

[@corrupteddoodles]

@@GraceV.Alopex ep 5 or ep 8. i just really like cyn

[@DriveKnightJaden175]

1:28 to 2:32 was just a solid minute of a social experiment to test the immaturity of his audience and it was a success

[@razbitom]

it's mind boggling how much expression heath can put on that entirely immobile face.

[@jamielishbrook2384]

Best puppet themed comedian since Jeff Dunham and somehow I only just discovered the guy

[@amadmenace8874]

I love this comedic everything, oh man

[@theflopdontstop]

Let's not make this into an episode of Helluva Boss, Randy. 💀

[@0.Dragn.0]

LMAO-

[@TheMaleAlicorn]

I don't get it, personally...

[@TheCattishDragon]

HELP

[@crashvds777]

**jelly sandwiches**

[@valenciageode25]

We already got Brandon Rodgers running around with a Blitz puppet

[@TheCart54321]

How does this go from wasps to just thrusting in literally less than 60 seconds?😂

[@gageshippy2256]

Wonderfully. That's how it translates.

[@Palte]

2:18 the laugh in the background got him and me GOOD

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Funny how it went from about a minute of talking about wasps to the rest of the skit being Randy air thrusting

[@jaggerwan7459]

First ants, now wasps

[@WildBat333]

5:24 I WAS DIEING BRO 😂

[@ethanm.redacted3985]

Was it the sneeze?

[@WildBat333]

​@ethanm.redacted3985 no it was the trusting nosies 😂

[@develynseether4426]

How can a puppet moving back and forth at alternating speeds reduce me to tears 😂😂

[@billbillson3129]

Haha! Funny as ever! Thank you for making and sharing your videos with us Sir Randicus of the Feltface!!!

[@goaway2803]

A Paper wasp is bad enough but you had to go one up on them XD I'm glad mandy season is nearly over now, Mate XD

[@levistoner]

I am a sucker for a funny puppet, proud member of the Muppet generation.

[@gabriellittle2827]

0:33 Quick reminder that until the Aboriginals first showed up, there was a lovely helping of megafauna in Australia.

[@krimsonklaww611]

Basically my mailbox for all of spring and half of summer.

[@Sandvichin]

Nooooo missed the Melbourne tour 😢 hope you come back to Aussie soon Randy.

[@lukemendel8197]

Stand Up Comedian Muppet is brilliant!

[@MatthewsBranchLine]

Bees are fascinating creatures! Meanwhile wasps are assholes with wings.

[@seangambone8534]

I got stung just under the left eye by a wasp (or hornet, vermin all kimd of mesh together) trying to dislodge a hive by shooting it down. Luckily i was the one with the spot light or my step-dad would have gone to the hospital.

[@happymaskedguy1943]

Wasps aren’t vermin. They’re actually a massively important keystone species that both pollinate and control pests. Most often the problem is humans flailing around in a blind panic when one comes near them, triggering them to defend themselves.

[@Warboss_Thrakka_Snazzfingas]

That first thrust 😆😆😆

[@alishademmery3581]

Love this

[@Mostly_Roblox]

I got recomended this the same day a wasp got stuck in my door

[@ren_suzugamori1427]

I love how this devolved from bees to the birds & the bees, except it's about the bee.

[@trefferendebanane]

cant wait for this man to make it over the pond

[@Mysteriouslydarkstorys]

How's it going my favourite Aussie purple thumb

[@ChloeByrne-fh4my]

Awesome sauce

[@alishademmery3581]

Brilliant

[@joekaput747]

Can't wait for this one to be animated

[@RichardFraser-y9t]

Whooo !

[@TrojanSalesmen1]

Wasps are evill.. then there are Hornets.. just RAGE!

[@CamKoudo]

5:42 my guy turned into a turtle lmao 😂

[@bazzvhzyx623]

The THRUSTING 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@blazeorbitmoon1068]

Wow, I learned so much about “European Wasps” today.

[@jordanwhite352]

Fun fact about bee stings in their relatives. With most other animals bees keep their stinger so they just sting multiple times and live to tell about it like normal. Human skin is really weird, particularly because of what our genetics had to do with it to make sure that we could sweat everywhere and that sort of weird structure that the bees never evolved to be able to deal with is why there's stingers get stuck in our skin.

[@Gethin469]

Based on the title, I expected this video to have a lot more to do with wasps, and a lot less to do with thrusting techniques, and yet here we are.

[@wolfdragon6073]

2 hrs after watching this I got stung, bru

[@Scavenger82]

"Don't get me wrong, I'm glad it got there." He missed the chance to say "I'm glad I could get you there, whoever you were."

[@switchbackfive]

Randall for president

[@50me0ne3]

this started on wasps in a can mind you

[@muddygti]

Why does cartoon like puppetry evoke such an amount of hilarity…..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Ah yes! Randy the Thrustmaster!

[@feritye767]

people spend years trying to get to the level of hilarity that randy reached solely from thrusting for 2 minutes straight

[@squirrelmageddon4479]

Just sent this clip to my dad

[@wolfmoonjoy2022]

My Captain, you have no idea how long we’ve been DYING to hear the next saga… now, we must wait for the Gods judgement on Odysseus’s fate in their hands now… 🥲😂

[@Sr.Nightingale]

I love him

[@corvidaegaming2351]

🤣🤣🤣 I came to watch a comedy skit about wasps... and I feel like I just watched the behind the scenes to a porno

[@randallulrich]

Randy: “Okay. I’m done now. I need a cigarette.”

[@oldschoolhistory3246]

Wasps were a much smaller part of this than the title suggested.

[@zoushaomenohu]

You know, that thrusting metaphor's pretty accurate when you consider the stinger evolved from an ovipositor, switching from laying eggs to injecting venom. That's why they call the taxonomic order they're in with all the ants and bees and such " _Hymen_ optera!"

[@mmangobros]

AMAZING lol

[@itsasinine3337]

Whats even funnier is there absolutely is someone under that desk

[@sonixthatsme]

Ahh the art of doing nothing. Love it

[@bmas44]

The physical comedy at the Mohammed Ali bit caught me off guard

[@TWOHEADEDOGRE]

5:27 5:32 5:39 5:46

[@blaisedunbar5097]

All brits at that moment were thinking that was close 💀💀💀

[@IamMeHere2See]

It's the eye contact that kills me. Also, why is this titled "wasps" when it's about thrusting?

[@F3sterJ3ster]

I need to put this clip on my dating profile under the "dating me will look like..." section

[@Jack_Wolfe]

When the conversation about thrusting started with a can of Wasps. (parody of the phrase "can of worms"?)

[@DarkEnt1ty]

1:22 bedroom moment

[@aquamarinerose5405]

"That's a complicated way to say consent!" Granted, communicating about what you specifically WANT might be a bit more complicated even than mere consent. People are really uncomfortable talking about that kind of stuff.

[@Just1Nora]

When I was 4 I slipped on a hollow log at my grandparents. Unbeknownst to me there was a wasp/hornet/yellow jacket (whatever) nest inside the log. My older sister ran at mach speed back indoors. I was being attacked by a swarm full of spite, fury, and hatred, and I managed to zombie stumble halfway across the yard before screaming for my parents. Did my sister bother to tell my parents that I was being stung and needed help once she was safe? Nope. My parents came out on the screen porch to tell me to run...I couldn't due to the pain. My fight/flight/freeze/fawn response chose freeze like the useless idiot that it is, and my dad had to run out to swat and crush them and haul me into the screen porch to get the rest. Did one of my parents drive five minutes down the road to the drugstore to get Benadryl or Calamine lotion? Or at least get me a friggin ice bag/bag of frozen peas or even just a cool compress or rinse me at the sink? How about one of the Tylenol Mom always kept in a pill pouch in her purse? It was all the way out in the car 50 ft away! Anything? Didtheydo*anything?*...well any of that would take effort and caring. I was told that the drugstore was too far away to drive as we rarely got to see my grandparents as we lived halfway across the country, so it was a waste of valuable visiting time. Stop crying and suck it up! You're fine! Go sit on the couch in the living room. My grandparents smoked like chimneys and I soon got sleepy and went to the bedroom for a nap to wake up an hour or two later with an awful headache and flushed face. Tylenol?? Did I get that Tylenol finally? Pssshhhh...but it was time to leave. Because I was so sensitive! Did we stop by the drugstore after leaving? It was a whole five minutes in the opposite direction! So what do you think? 🙄😤 Ah family...can't live with 'em, can't hide the bodies without seeming suspicious. Also, important tip for dealing with wasps/hornets: Do NOT. EVER. Kill or crush one in the vicinity of others. The smell it gives off is a rallying cry, and someone WILL PAY for their fallen soldier.

[@randycampbell6307]

Word of advice, just so you know... I play a miniature starship combat game and one day (while bored... happens a lot actually) I got onto the internet at work (military computer) and decided to google the game name to see about the broader community... At which point a supervisor walks in and begins to talk to me about something. I've turned to face him with my back to the computer screen and he's looking at me as his eyes go suddenly wide and horrified..... Never EVER, and I mean EVERY google "Full Thrust" on a government computer! Just don't do it! (PSA ends :) )

[@splazztastic]

That's my president