Near Death Experience | Randy Feltface Comedy

[@Chasm65]

"You need a hand?" "Don't fuckin patronize me." 😂

[@gamingriley5851]

Congratulations! You have been hearted by the legend himself, Randy feltface!

[@varuunbadree]

5-10 seconds Before when I'm reading this then to press play to hear that

[@NatYourAverageNerd]

I love the balance of questioning, self-reflection, and blunt humor that Randy uses in skits like this because (1) he's completely right about us having limitless potential and most of us completely waste it throughout our lives, and (2) he may be a puppet, but he can still turn a page in a book on a table that he can't actually see with his wide-awake eyes.

[@veronicavoehl]

Full purple puppet potential almost achieved. Not every puppet wants the Jim Henson Hollywood story. Could you imagine Randy and Miss Piggy. She's the puppet equivalent of a Karen. Randy would destroy her, or her him. Either way it would not be good.

[@sharkshakes]

Wide open eyes

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Even Henson couldn't have done it better.

[@aisnota5192]

"And that's when the old man in the bed next to mine, turned to me, and DIED."

[@tonyabomia7217]

Best sermon I've ever heard. That's why Randy's church is the only one I attend.

[@smiller2044]

Ha! I'm here on Sunday. Right on time 😊

[@kitlee172]

Purple brother from another mother 😂

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I'm a two-faith household. The Church of Randicus, and Christopher Titus' Church of the Epic Fail.

[@wickedbasket8858]

This man needs a hug and everybody is just laughing.

[@aserta]

Another comment said "Sometimes Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." Except it's "Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis." And there you go, that's why everyone's laughing.

[@reizak8966]

Sometimes Randy just hits too close to home. I laugh because the only other option is to have an existential crisis. 😂😅😐😟

[@6lu5ky86]

Praise be oh holy purple one. 🟣

[@Arbidarb]

Praise be! 🟣

[@mattevans4377]

What Randy has to show for it, is bringing joy to millions. That's the greatest achievement of all, in my book.

[@Maphisto86]

As a brooding introvert who reads too much existentialist philosophy for his own good, I appreciate your comedy tackling such heady ideas without appearing preachy. Thank you, Randy, for making this absurd existence more bearable by gazing into the abyss and laughing at it.

[@lud3445]

Never in my life was I this invested in a page turning

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Never thought I’d see a purple puppet perfectly describe Optimistic Nihilism, but here we are. Long live Randy!!!

[@OneBentMonkey]

Friar Purple shares his wisdom and I’m so here for it. Love you, man!

[@andrewslat7283]

A friend of mine had his spleen removed after a bad accident. When he got Covid, it was pretty bad. I'm sorry this happened to you, Randy. 😥

[@lynell2B375]

"you want a hand?" "Don't fucking patronize me"

[@JM-54321]

This!!!! This is the Randy i love! The off stage persona phylosophycal know-it-all self evaluation with inevitable and profound realisation that you are just as bad case of a fuck up as everyone else. For the cherry on top, he makes it funny af. More!

[@BrinaFlautist]

“Do you need a hand” *”Don’t fucking patronize me.”*

[@jayc7249]

Man, randy can always brighten up my day

[@TheWinjin]

I am so glad Randy never managed to take these first illegitimate uploads down. One of the best comedians and, hell, orators, currently

[@jayc7249]

I want him as my kid's biology teacher

[@daubenyyoucoward5963]

You always somehow manage to crack me up!

[@jeremybr2020]

Randy is such a legend. I truly hope someday that he will make it to my neck of the woods, Dallas/Ft Worth Texas. I would be the first in line for tickets.

[@FraterSbeve]

Automatic subtitles still insist that Beryl's name is Barrel.

[@loverdeadly6128]

Whacked it to this in a Buddhist meditation center by the hwy. You're right, dabbling in genocide wasn't very cashmoney. Thanks, Randy!

[@jkbenedict]

... and I sat down, still clutching my books and DVDs of Bill Hicks' comedy, in mesmerizing joy. I have found the next prophet. I have found. The. Next. Prophet, Bill. And he is amazingly my favourite colour!

[@angeladawn805]

💜💜💜oh dear sweet Randy, you own the happiness of over a million adoring and appreciative subscribers 💜💜💜💜

[@JargonMadjin]

The page turning was legitimately impressive when you consider that he can't move his fingers

[@hypnoticbeats7894]

The don’t fuckin patronize me was the best🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNuovaman]

Yes! Preach oh purple Messiah!

[@jameskarg3240]

Shit got real, REAL quick at the end XD

[@christianlecroy980]

4:54 just the empty stare he gives the camera after saying that killed me

[@heyysimone]

The spleen is my favourite organ. Especially the spleenunculus (mini accessory spleens). Theyre adorable

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

BACKBENCHER1 - HOW HARD IS IT TO TURN THE PAGE OF A BLOODY BOOK!?!? BACKBENCHER2 - quite hard actually BACKBENCHER1 - oh really? BACKBENCHER2 - yup

[@jimmyb101]

I never had more faith for Randy until I watched the end of this video. Virtual hugs all round & thanks for the insights and laughs you Legend.

[@specialinterests4653]

What a fun format! Your killing it now switch to a cut away in a live show for your KZbin but in live audiance quiet and awkward lol

[@williammatthews7735]

"What are you even watching right now?" Something worthwhile.

[@chester1882]

Randy is my favourite comedian. Full stop

[@TheNotoriousDUDE]

The page-turning part fucking *SENT* me, great comedic timing 😂

[@inazonitobe737]

Somehow I've never noticed the stick on the hand before. I think I've been too absorbed.

[@NAAAAAAAAOMI]

HE’S GOT LEGS

[@the-best-weirdo]

HE DOES!?!?!

[@theangryotaku3361]

this man is having an existential crisis and you're laughing. well, carry on then, i am too. pretty damn good too innit?

[@tylertheotaku9270]

That escalated quickly 😂 thank you for your dedication to comedy

[@isaacthemonke233]

"Not today grandpa, not today"

[@cryipticcreep5586]

💯 percent truth....He goes Deep... and I Love it

[@coolersmoke]

The man's a genius. When he comes to the UK, I'll be there.

[@cogtheprotogen6671]

Great crowd

[@macsmith2013]

I can relate to Randy's experience. Be VERY mindful were you eat chicken in Bali. NEVER on tours. You're welcome.

[@guardian62574]

Bro same here! :D (almost died from food poisoning)

[@theFurryChannel-x2h]

My guy went through an existential crisis at 4:31

[@JoeSativa-h4f]

We love you Randy! Please visit the Yucatan in the next few years.

[@Gordies]

The IQ of a Mensa candidate, definitely on the spectrum, a 360 degree view of "everything", with an acute understanding of the so-called "human condition". Simply brilliant.

[@ALHEALY9110]

Still.. George Michael! That’s good! 😎☮️❤️

[@Jo-yp8wy]

EYELASH MITES!!!

[@jaktharipper2768]

Hail Randicus

[@iancowan3527]

Sadly... There's more Randys in the world than the world knows... Great part of watching is finding the truth under the jokes and jokes crafted from true life!

[@alishademmery3581]

Love this

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Randy, you sir could crack my eggs

[@janetsworld9734]

A sermon was held 😂

[@raymonddallaire653]

Cool shit fair enough....i love it :)

[@lordraven1991]

I have recently coined a statement that I know has never been spoken before after surviving my umptenth hurricane direct hit, and yes you shall pay it forward and no I don't request any sort of acknowledgement for it. "Sh!t happens, and we've run out of toilet paper." That's all. Life happens, and at some point, there isn't anyone else you can blame so now you have to just deal with your sh!tty situation.

[@amberjomorse4147]

I was waiting for him to say no spleen

[@LemarSullivan821]

it's not called a "near death experience" because bro almost died it's called that because bro was next to some one who did die. hence why it's a "near" death experience, bro was near a guy who died

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

A real close call

[@mogadeet6857]

🤣Studying biochem has ruined me too.

[@GirtheAlienGoldfish]

Before I was diagnosed with leukemia, I had an awful pain underneath my ribs that went up into my shoulder. Turns out, my spleen was filling up with blood and was about to burst. They had me on watch all night because it was really badly enlarged. I could have died that night if I didn't get treatment right away.

[@blackfire3744]

This past year I was nearly ran over over a dozen times, two of those instances were by the same driver.

[@MrSchwass]

That "don't fucking patronize me" sounds soooo much like Tim Minchin! I know it ain't him but the timbre, pitch and delivery is quite close. Also, they're both pretty darn good singers.

[@hourglass1988]

Existential dread is the weirdest privilege. To really have it we need to both have brains big enough to think of it and also enough free time to sit around and use those brains to worry about it. We only get to worry about the purpose of life because death isn't constantly at our heels like it is for wild animals.

[@mykolask]

As I like to say - we're all in the same boat. This statement seems to provoke LOTSA discussions for some reason 😅

[@mrsmiley5058]

You kind of lost it at the end there you okay Randy?😂

[@dennismitchell5276]

Im off to google "The way of porn"

[@robert17282]

I feel like this is a cry for help 😂

[@lachlanohalloran2736]

Okay who gave Randy the tabs 😂

[@shawniegirl7190]

Come to Baltimore !!!!

[@Why_does_this_exist_YouTube]

Honestly the theory that Humans are creatures that are supposed to be in the middle of everything explains a lot

[@gagedaniel1263]

First 14 seconds

[@jayc7249]

Don't patronise me

[@varuunbadree]

3:14 Oh so i did hear this before....

[@ssj2rhandy]

My name’s Randy too well with an “H” Spelled Rhandy

[@davidtindle6973]

Idk if this story is true but if it is, what are the odds that day said "every morning we are born again"?!?! THAT DAY. That is a sign in its own right there

[@anterprites]

Maybe by count there we are 47% human, but non human cells weight only 1-2kg.

[@Forestbrian88]

canada wants some tour date come on dude give us some attention too

[@treadnokash7598]

Noticed I wasnt sub?ived been watching for years.

[@mogadeet6857]

😆Japanese Buddhists really do know how to sharpen a blade.

[@ChrisWar666]

Omgz, Randy in a shirt?!?!?!?!??

[@Ronin_KatanaKame]

😂😂😂

[@newfreenayshaun6651]

Hang in there randy, it gets worse. Giving you more s*** to write about😁

[@victoriagrayson5082]

*Near-Death Experience | Randy Feltface Comedy

[@ProfessorFutonTriangle]

benis

[@marchofdissonance]

Aw my 12yld dog had her spleen out last year, it was scary! I'm much the same, 37 and fuck all, bonus as my landlord is selling during a rental crisis. Think I'll go get ~reborn~

[@pookievision]

Soup

[@FlyKidFlaco]

I fucking love this man..always pure gold..

[@seethlaemmert5175]

Church of Feltface sermons are generally pretty interesting. But... If you learn enough, you don't have to go... Then you won't get to see Feltface! /Existential struggle

[@marcharrison9847]

hahahhha

[@mirragemon]

How ironic that I got this recommended by youtube, when I almost died yesterday

[@alexanderunknown1133]

One of the greatest comedians ever. Right there with Dave Chapelle.

[@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.]

And he doesn't even need to bring up trans people all the time as a _joke_

[@varuunbadree]

Dam

[@Tigerpanzer6666]

i feel like i just clicked on a prist hearing 1:12

[@HarlockPlays]

First 4 mins

[@IS0ME_GUYI]

Hi

[@CaptainFirefred]

Since he is already on a cancle, please Randy, go a found your own religion. I would subscribe.

[@fallencorporal]

Colossians 4