The Purple Nomad | Randy Feltface

[@lilyboo3445]

"THIS IS MY DREAM.... for three days tops"-every three yr old ever

[@Spinnermist]

Weekend breaks FTW

[@gigglesdoesstuff8062]

No, they're dream lasts about 20 minutes.

[@lilyboo3445]

@@gigglesdoesstuff8062 XD

[@fruitygranulizer540]

i love how this whole sketch starts off by randy accusing america of being a bunch of gas theives, and then the story turns out to be how he stole gas LOL

[@duartevilelas9688]

The embodiment of "How the turn tables" 😅👌

[@tordeskilbo]

It happened BECAUSE of the US' stupid way of paying for petrol

[@tylerkeenan4390]

Thanks for giving away the punchline 😊😊

[@fruitygranulizer540]

@@tylerkeenan4390 haha yeah that’s why i never read the comments before watching the video

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@fruitygranulizer540Haha yeah or you can just not spoil the punchline first thing

[@pink_plasticbag]

right after Randy shouted "WHERE THE F*CK AM I?? "auto-subtitles says "hahaha foreigner" 4:55

[@rustyhelm93]

Randy Feltface is the definition of "That's oddly specific" 🤣🤣🤣

[@StupidSega]

The demon scream actually made me cry-laugh. Come to Sweden!

[@Kauffy901]

Randy can take your average story about traveling in an RV equipped with a dreamcatcher and a magic happens bumper sticker and spin it into raw gold.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

Gas Theft, automatically makes Randy an American, dozen it? 😂🤣😂

[@taylorsloley4170]

I'm pretty sure Randy was granted citizenship the second he did that

[@lilyboo3445]

Nothing says American like ✨gass theviory✨

[@lilyboo3445]

Nothing says American like ✨gass theviory✨

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

@@lilyboo3445 😂🤣😂🤣

[@theginganinjaofficial]

Was just about to make the same comment lol

[@jazzbutterworth]

"I wouldn't be giving her my keys. She been drunk since 1984!" BEST. LINE. EVER! 😂

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

“Ahhh fkn did ya, Nostradamus?” This has been my universal response to “I knew it!” for ages now 😂

[@WhereIsIvory]

This had me on the floor laughing, I love this story.

[@NateCummings]

Randy for the New Mad Max movie, cmon now

[@dwolf4164]

Yes crowd-fund that shit.❤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🔥

[@deathblade8107]

Yes

[@cristianluna7508]

I have never agreed more with a movie suggestion until now who do we call to make this happen?

[@SnarkNSass]

There's gonna be a New Mad Max movie 🍿🎥😳

[@reopreop4690]

F yes ....... 😂

[@chocobroodje4128]

This comedian can now enjoy all the benefits of fame without any of the disadvantages. Super smart.

[@kjamison5951]

Someone: “This inanimate puppet appears and the bloke tells jokes while waving the puppet’s arms about.” Me: “When does the inanimate puppet appear? This purple faced bloke is f*cking hilarious!”

[@bel4379]

“Who said political comedy can’t be fun?” *Randy Feltface jumpscare*

[@notleefy9837]

Randy must know that caravanning through the States is like traversing uncharted land

[@timbramkamp879]

That demonic scream tho..

[@fruitygranulizer540]

idk why that sent me LMAOO it was so funny

[@Computron64]

When you think about it, maybe there really should be a button for "fill her up" at the gas pump? 😄

[@juliane9163]

“I’ll stop you there…it’s got no gas in it”😂😂😂😂

[@Beaut_Beau]

One of the funniest comedians of all time, every video i have ever watched has been god damned hilarious!!!

[@MollyDollyy774]

That situation with the Gas... Is just *_T E R R I F Y I N G_*

[@spv4711]

Same AND I'M AMERICAN

[@DannyWood7989]

02:25 I can't handle the headbang. 😂

[@KotaIsBored]

As someone living in Texas, thank you for pissing off our worst citizens. We hate them as much as the rest of the world. Every little bit helps.

[@duartevilelas9688]

"ey did nut, come bach😐" That broke me🤣🤣🤣

[@bocowan9106]

Saw your show in Nashville. You were legendary!!!! Hope to see you live again 😁 You should totally do your next special here

[@snowman21279]

I was gonna see that show, but tickets were out just hours after he added Nashville. I’ll have to catch the next one

[@alyssavarner8474]

Saw this show, saw you again in Philly a month or so ago… will see you again in dc!

[@cartersmith6628]

As someone who worked in a gas station and has been on the other side of this interaction MANY times it’s nice to see the customer’s side. Like even if it was on the other side of the country I’ve been in this situation more times than I could count. Btw for a country so obsessed with oil, our gas station system do NOT work very well

[@kurtnelle]

Man, this guy never blinks.

[@Bad_Llama]

In the 90s I worked at a convenience stores and quickly learned that most people are awful. The term drive-offs was new to me but I soon learned gas thieves come in every stripe.

[@SFVariety]

Aussies are just a treat you cant overdose on tbh

[@xxSeanVxx]

The delivery is so good

[@kylestubbs8867]

“…Which is the gas station equivalent of erectile dysfunction.”

[@ProtoBlueGaming]

Best quote in the show, maybe only second to "That's like YOU shitting your pants because I had Wendy's 3 days ago"

[@chester1882]

Randy confesses to crime xD

[@slaik3088]

I missed his show in naples fl. Had tickets and everything, I cannot believe I missed it. I'll have to catch the next show!

[@AlwaysSomeone]

The dude's impatience is funny for two reasons: Firstly, no gas station has only one pump, so that guy could have totally gone to a different pump. Secondly, if the gas terminal was down for Randy, it would have been broken for him as well. He wouldn't have been able to get gas anyway.

[@resathe6760]

Maybe he had cash (although him being American makes that unlikely I think, I've heard you hardly operate with cash anymore)

[@CenturyBlade]

No the worst part of that is that those men absolutely did not know or care about any of those things, they just saw “man take way too long on pump” and started being dickheads about it… and once Randy left, they presumably ran into the exact same problems (except they might have actually had cash… might have)

[@davidmills8726]

or... and run with me on this... _it's just a joke_

[@davidmills8726]

For more detail, watch -'Randy Buys a bookshelf off Gumtree'- 'Randy Writes a Novel'.

[@AlwaysSomeone]

@@davidmills8726 You're ruining my immersion.

[@victormeyers1860]

The more I watch these videos the more I realize Australia seems like a much better place to live

[@ultimablue9778]

Randy! Loved you in Nashville! Woo!

[@LucasHopkins2006]

4:23 Very true, Randy, never come to the parking lot of my school whenever it lets out, it’s so annoying

[@kortwalsh1724]

Best internet since homestar

[@Saigethedaydreamer]

Why is no one talking about HOW THE HELL he made that demonic scream

[@sez131]

I did not go back 😂😂😂

[@thisisit333]

The fact Randy, an Aussie, finds a petrol station in Texass crazier than an Oz petrol station in the outback, where sheep station, 60 year old, leathery-faced, Aussie racists, open-carry…says A LOT about Murica! 😱 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rustkarl]

What? Did you uh mix up where he was?

[@miketrapper0464]

The scream was like a FNAF scream I love it

[@Dakuta12]

Texas sounds like some Mad Max style Dystopia. Why would anyone ever wanna live there lol

[@michaeledmunds7056]

It really is. I've only been here a year and been through a tornado, multiple severe lightning storms, power outages, myriad car troubles, there was an electrical fire in an outlet yesterday, then a few hours later plumber blew up the water main, and this morning I found a goddamn live scorpion in my kitchen sink. Get me the hell out of here. 😂

[@corrupteddoodles]

“I wouldn’t be givin’ her my car keys, she’s been drunk since 1984!” yea the south is just Like That

[@brandonnewby178]

7:15: And it was at that moment that randy realized why america does the prepay...

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

We used to pump them pay when I was in highschool in the 90's.

[@thomasgrinde2971]

Funnies guy ever.

[@AcornofDeath]

I love this puppet 😭

[@Beaut_Beau]

The most criminial thing about this video is i can only click the like button once!

[@kaylaray5636]

Growing up in small town America.. two firsts happened. Smoking pot, trying to explaining to the clerk what pre paid awas.. I didn't k ow either but my cousin was from a major city and my town was 5500 people. We all had a good time

[@HAKIHARPY]

“WELL HI THERE WHATS YOUR NAME?” Also Matt gimme my Loid back

[@SethBatty-b9y]

My fellow Australian

[@GFNub]

That’s ok, it was ya mates rv hehe.

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

The rv sounds like his home on ricketts lane.

[@Temperlarcrusader]

If you pay for the gas first, then you can’t steal it if you pay for it after it’s easy to steal

[@Dust76tr]

You absolutely can steal fuel while paying for it first. Not all pumps can be told to stop at the value you’ve paid for. I had to prepay a few weeks ago, so paid for £70 as a guess to how much I needed. (Turns out, I needed £68.50) Once I’d paid, I was then informed that “you’ll need to stop at £70 because the pump won’t automatically cut off”

[@slimetank394]

In Vietnam there's employees pumping gas for customers so you can't really steal gas. I don't really understand the pump it yourself culture over there

[@DuncanWooten]

​@@slimetank394no attendants makes it cost slightly less.

[@Temperlarcrusader]

@@Dust76tr true

[@Temperlarcrusader]

@@slimetank394 technically the same with north karea

[@connormabe-kropf9251]

Afton

[@m_d1905]

Too many gas drive offs, that's it. Unless you use a card.

[@ianchandler4649]

“Who said political humor can’t be fun?”

[@Avaniks-W]

Who’s the gas thief now

[@MS-su2pb]

Truuuuk

[@fuzzyalba5419]

6:28 What does “open carrying” mean? Is it carrying guns?

[@rr_gaming4954]

Yup, carrying visible guns

[@kylestubbs8867]

To put it mildly, America has a problem with that.

[@fuzzyalba5419]

@@rr_gaming4954 Thx

[@stacygermano1775]

*Waves from Texas, USA* I've never even owned a gun. It's something else, our nation's preoccupation with guns.

[@hypnoticbeats7894]

Open carry means the gun is clearly visible

[@palehorse666]

I DON'T HAVE ANY CAAAAAAAAASH

[@Kibaoftheleaves]

How did he leave without going back in for his keys?

[@kylestubbs8867]

He did go back for the keys. Had to open the RV _somehow._

[@DanielDaCat]

I'd love to host you in a bunch of places in The Netherlands. Please reply if you're interested!

[@notaseat5934]

Actually email him instead of leaving a lousy KZbin comment lmao

[@pixel6173]

he already did once. don't think he'll be back anytime soon but who knows

[@shethjrebbell]

Yo don’t read the comments a bunch of point farmers want to ruin it for you

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

I do not recommend listening to this guy while cutting your toenails ... sure you will laugh .... but my toe has a stab wound now

[@alexsp4853]

2:25 see, who said political comedy can't be fun? *noise that sound as if someone ate the microphone while simulatniously screaming due to a burning alive frog was forced down the throat*

[@Benjarmon]

STOP SENDING MONEY TO NIKKI WEBSTER

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

True hippie's these days are like the hippie's of times past!

[@oliversherman2414]

It's not just Australia that pre-pays for petrol, it's most of the rest of the world too

[@danielleon1952]

E

[@notleefy9837]

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[@notleefy9837]

O

[@Robert08010]

No wonder your hair all fell out.

[@jordynschadle2548]

EARLY

[@jordynschadle2548]

MICHEAL JACKSON

[@tobyblitz6344]

Gives a s*** if they're open carrying. what are they going to do shoot you? They won't.

[@TechySpeaking]

First

[@clairedatsaurian]

I don’t think Randy reads comments so this is useless.

[@PeamThePanda]

Yeah and one day we'll all die so really there's no point to anything is there

[@ericsalsbery4363]

well yeah, his eyes are made of plastic

[@clairedatsaurian]

True

[@simonrodriguez4685]

I guessI landed in the nihilistic section of the comments... What do I do now? Who cares... What gives... What is it all for?????

[@PeamThePanda]

@@simonrodriguez4685 One of us. One of us. One of us.

[@MageSkeleton]

really funny stupid story, i would not believe that happened. Even knowing there are "impatient" people just do your thing, pay for the gas, get the gas, then get the move on. if the people were seriously SO impatient and wanted you to move they would had offered to pay for your gas. Also, just because someone has a firearm doesn't mean the firearm is going to pull a knife on you which by the way i've never seen or heard of.

[@stacygermano1775]

Co.med.y

[@jtmartin1170]

“We’re a nation riddled with colonial guilt, and you’re a bunch of gas thieves. “ Yeah; we might be gas thieves but the natives you colonized were stand-up guys. Ours literally sacrificed babies to the sun.