She Was SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN (Roy Moore Was 32) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody

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"She Was Sixteen Going On Seventeen (Roy Moore Was 32)"
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[@carlanorris226]

I'm a born-again Christian and former Republican, and I am *screaming* with laughter! And thinking that if when I was 16 going on 17 some 32-year-old man, minister or not, had come on to me I'd have frozen him *solid,* then told my parents. My father would have killed the man, and my mother would have helped dismember and hide the body. All of my friends' parents would have done the same, if not worse.

[@Stardust_7273]

I love that you’re a FORMER Republican. Good for you! Welcome to the non-deplorable side!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Now become a former christian and former theist and former carnivore. Then you'll be perfect.

[@carlanorris226]

@@Stardust_7273 , I voted for Reagan and both Bushes, with a certain degree of ambivalence, but when Trump came along, that ambivalence vanished. I just *COULDN'T* even sort of support something like that. Some friends and family have blocked me on Facebook because of my antipathy for their hero, but whatever.

[@Stardust_7273]

@@carlanorris226 I hate to sound harass cuz they’re ur family, but that’s what call call “the trash taking itself out”. I have lost friends due to their (still, for some bizarre reason) supporting that deranged orange bigot. I have never hated anyone with all my being until Trump came along. I know people who voted for him and then saw the error of their ways. I believe in second chances, and I’m proud of those people. I’m proud of you for realizing what that horrible man really is. A lot of people changed their minds and regretted voting for him. He was always awful, it just took some people a little longer to realize that. Did you vote at all in 2016?

[@stillhere1425]

I am so sorry for all of you. I worked in Christian TV. By and large, those associated were exceptionally morally righteous people.

[@TrevorduBuisson]

"Now you're just quoting Melania's wedding vows." I almost spat my tea out!!

[@lottelein5116]

Yes! Laugh out loud hilarious!

[@mmmk1616]

I know! It had me cackling 😂😂😂

[@Beery1962]

Me too, but coffee.

[@Beery1962]

I'm British. I've always preferred coffee.

[@fancymalon]

You're better than me, my iPad needs to be cleaned of its coffee.

[@bretonovic]

Give this man a Tony! What an incredible voice!

[@rob052771]

Completely agreed, Randy is incredibly talented and funny

[@carlanorris226]

He deserves at *LEAST* a Tony, if not a Nobel Prize for Snarkasm. If there isn't such a prize, it's time there IS!

[@drob517]

This gentleman must do Broadway. Talented

[@luannasheridan2316]

Would love to see him live! Wonder if he ever comes to Florida? I’ll check his website.

[@anthon33]

A master.. IQ150 WILL BE STRONG IN HISTORY

[@Blueleaf11]

I don't know about you but Broadway musical parody satire is my favorite form of political protest.

[@moveimgay02]

Broadway musical flash mobs are now direct action.

[@rainydaygirl57]

Yes! And even better with tiny jazz hands---in honor of tRump.

[@jexx30]

True facts are true, friend!

[@jeanyjerome3898]

Well have to agree, as long as Randy Rainbow is doing it!

[@sammygirl6910]

I'm in just let me know where and when!

[@shannkaray]

Well done, Randy. As a survivor of a disgusting old perv that was in my family, I applaud you. This song sends me from survivor to victorious. I want to sing this at the next family get together. I was eleven-teen going on twelve-teen, in the back of a car. My gross uncle was so disgusting, it mad me run afar.

[@JacquelineFox-xo6jn]

You are not alone ❤❤❤

[@JacquelineFox-xo6jn]

There is something else... I'm not actually religious 😮. Shoot me now. 🦊🎵🎶

[@R.Oates7902]

I'm sorry you went through that horrible experience! Life isn't fair.

[@mammawlee]

​@@JacquelineFox-xo6jn No, GOD doesn't want you to quit your work yet.

[@Cindy-zd7ue]

I'll sing it with you!

[@dellerwin1]

Randy rainbow is one of the most talented I have ever heard. His parodies are brilliant. He has a wonderful voice and does a superb job. I hope he gets the publicity and viewership that he deserves. Am sharing this and others.

[@nichellepeters8236]

“My opinions don’t matter.” “Now you are just quoting Melania’s wedding vows.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@susanficenec1633]

My God!!!! You are fabulous!!!! Your voice is wonderful!!!

[@katrin896]

"Now you're just quoting Melania's wedding wows" - THAT! :D :D :D

[@phyllisarringtion5354]

bahahaha

[@TheTriad001]

Savage. So savage that even Attila cringed at that.

[@TheCynedd]

I love it when the pink reading glasses come out! Randy your parodies are brilliant. Each of your videos make my day.

[@hahabass]

Like someone else said in a thread on another RR post, 'When the pink glasses come out you know it's about to get real'. 😂

[@hrsdrv]

TheCynedd s

[@MossyMozart]

@TheCynedd - The Pink Catseye Glasses of Truth!

[@PyChick]

"Because reading is what? Fundamental!"

[@nancymyron1732]

@@hahabass Qit

[@B00kqueen17]

Randy. The school house rock of our generation.

[@rainydaygirl57]

And my generation, too...

[@rachelsantiago5788]

B00kqueen17 YYYAAASSS!!!

[@negascoot23]

Nailed it😎❤️

[@mefford67]

B00kqueen17 *Exactly!* 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@memeosaurusrex3382]

And mine!

[@waggishsagacity7947]

Lovely voice, great presentation, clever words, KellyAnne Conway choking underneath her frozen smile! What a nice way to begin the morning. Thanks, Randy Rainbow.

[@janetweeks5]

In which Kellyanne quotes Melania's wedding vows: "My feelings don't matter."

[@cinmac3]

Janet Weeks I support that my feelings change, I love my husband, even when I get upset with things, it's our love and commitment that matter.

[@kathe.o.]

Born & raised in Alabama. Led to believe in the Ten Commandments man. But after hearing of his amoral offensive past I proudly voted for Doug Jones & will again in the future. As a SURVIVOR of childhood offense & PTSD, there is more to Moore than just pretenses of being a good guy. Most Trump pets sing their own praises for fear of being found out. Nuf said!

[@cathysmith997]

So right, but after one news cycle or another bizarre distraction people forget! The list of misconduct is so incredibly long!!! We've got to keep reposting and sharing truth, and VOTE!

[@lorenzo7211944]

I just don't have a heart big enough (and it's pretty darn big) to hold all the love and thanks I feel for you and the wonderful job you are doing with your spot on, hit squarely on nail head, clever videos. Like many are saying, your talent is brightening up this most dismal and dark era in US history. You are our nightlight, our sunshine, our beacon of truth. We all love you!

[@jantruitt9241]

lorenzo7211944 WoW I wish I had said that! You are good!

[@Stitchman3875]

“Now you’re just quoting Melanie’s wedding vows” Damn you! I nearly pee’d myself. Fucking hilarious Randy. Good stuff. You’re awesome!! Keep it up.

[@shoebutton100]

Thanks for standing up for young women. You're an American Treasure, Randy Rainbow

[@patriciasaluti5084]

But Im HERE. Its Hard.

[@patriciasaluti5084]

Here. To Talk. If any would I was there

[@marilynstrube4970]

Charming, gorgeous voice and adorable. You are the real deal Randy!

[@dualscreengrant]

Randy should have his own TV show, or at least more subscribers. He's very talented.

[@erdmanr1]

....And how on earth did Randy pull this off at ALL (much less PERFECTLY), given his busy touring schedule and all those live shows? Astounding.

[@dottieallen9667]

You are Brilliant! A shining light in these dark times. Thank you.

[@graceklotz1332]

Anytime anyone needs a good vomit, just look at Kellyann.

[@kawaiipusheenlovexoxo5352]

Grace Klotz well said 🤩🤩she is just as a moron just like her boss!!!

[@Elphaba1952]

Grace Klotz KellyAnne is the Crypt Keeper in the flesh 💀

[@Alex2Buzz]

Can confirm, 100 percent effective.

[@catalinasanchez5098]

Good idea.

[@bostonmass7679]

You stupid lol!

[@christopherone1]

YOU ARE SIMPLY FABULOUS, RANDY RAINBOW...FAB...U....LOUS! THANK YOU FOR THE SMILES!

[@desireebrown7869]

Randy you never disappoint! You're a melodic, satirical, genius! Keep up the good work!

[@lauramayfair7887]

Desiree Brown Agree! Well said.

[@alenelevin1757]

Yes.

[@oreo30340]

"One 'k' short of awesome". You are so fantastic!

[@daniellafiorilli6708]

I hope it does go viral! Each person who votes for Moore should look in the mirror now because it's the last time they'll be able to do it without flinching.

[@queenofyeay]

Oh Daniella, if only that were true, we would not have a Trumpanzee in the white house. The people who are going to vote for Roy Moore don't have a conscience, they may be having soul searching looks in a mirror in their future, but only because they have no souls and indeed are searching.

[@sirxanthor]

I don't know how he does it. Im always coming back to rewatch this. My third most favorite of his political songs.

[@maxliamailis]

Randy is genius. Thanks, Randy, you make deplorable almost bearable.

[@celticmandoplayer]

Thank you Randy! Another star ! Thank you for being one of our important voices in these times. We love you!

[@daniellafiorilli6708]

Thanks, Randy! Love the "5 foot 7 bundle of bull _ _ _ _" because it is so TRUE!

[@Sorrely1]

With an administration that’s getting harder to parody by the day, you manage to say all that needs saying. So insightful, funny and cutting. If you have a spare minute maybe you could turn your hand to the shitstorm that is the UK Government. We need a laugh over here too. Love from the UK.

[@NenaMataHari]

Thank you for your songs. They help me cope with the Great Orange Disaster.

[@peggymorin8944]

I hope he's on Broadway. Fabulous voice.

[@screamfestla]

I love your videos! You cracked me up on Melania’s wedding vows. Hysterical!

[@Terra_Lopez]

I know, right?

[@fighter2252]

I can't even think what Donald's wedding vows was.

[@cindyoser9988]

it was great when you pulled out the food and said, "this should be good" and i just lost it. I absolutely love your humor!

[@kassidywolfe7206]

You have no idea how much we missed you.. don't ever leave us again.

[@TheJodake]

As a 16-year old male resident of Alabama, I am SO glad that though I wasn’t able to vote, enough people in my state pulled their brains out of Donald Trump’s ass for long enough to vote sensibly. I am, for once, proud of the state in which I live.

[@jjjcc3]

Once again, GENIUS!!!! Wow. Thanks for calling this out, Randy!!! You're fantastic.

[@jegoldie]

As usual your witty humour and amazing voice are fabulous, but your editing on this video is just superb

[@joanrhymes7819]

Freakin' AwesomeThanks X 1,000,000!

[@Liam1H]

It's Randy Rainbow and a few others that are going to make it possible for me to survive these times. He is far more important than I think even he realizes. Thanks buddy. Your art, talent, and wit are so appreciated!

[@berglettemom6045]

Your lyrics and your singing are just so perfect, Randy. Thanks for sharing your talents with us!

[@eiramllaeb6787]

Randy! You did it again! One of my favorites tunes from The Sound of Music! Thank goodness for your sharp, clever and musical talent. You make my life so cool! I love your ways all the way! Te quiero Randy Rainbow 🌈

[@fionatanzer5270]

Randy Rainbow does it again! Timely and to the point and. ..beautiful singing!

[@coolvoice7]

Fiona Tanzer he’s so creative it’s unreal, tears in my eyes with laughter 😂😂😂👍

[@eileentepper8282]

Now you can make a video to "So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, Roy Moore"

[@lauraeager373]

Eileen Tepper that would be awesome, though I’m guessing Randy is saving that song for when Tronald Dump leaves the Oval Office.

[@melissinha73]

Laura Eager I’m willing to bet this is true. The only person just as vile as Trump that he’d jump to use it for is McConnell... could you imagine if they BOTH got ousted??? I’d be checking his channel every few hours.

[@lonelylaika8755]

LOVE YOU RANDY YOU MAKE THIS HORRIBLE YEAR SO MUCH BETTER

[@02chevyguy]

And even now in 2020 with the COVID going on!

[@volcanoherogc6057]

We had no idea, did we?

[@milleniuminvestments1137]

I just discovered you - you are amazing. For those of us who are more disgusted by the day with Trump lies and RepubliCON pandering to donors at the expense of the masses, you give us a much-needed lift. Thank you.

[@rondaleistiko1227]

You should go back in time he's got more ❤

[@cynthiahofer2903]

Thanks When will the nausea I feel end? When Trump resigns, is impeached, is in jail, is in court for the emoluments clause or groping women, treason, collusion, etc........I wish I could laugh because you are brilliant.

[@yveparizz7154]

Randy, you need to win a prize for your outstanding performance! Thank you!! Roy LOST!! 😂😂👏👏

[@doggitSHILOH]

Oh Randy, you are the rising sun in this dark and dismal world we live in! Randy Rainbow in 2020~!

[@techlady3885]

Randy Rainbow. I swear you must be the single most multi-talented person on the planet! Brilliant. I can't stop watching.

[@sarahurley3238]

Awesome as always! Snl should hire you... you are funnier than their skits.

[@lauraeager373]

Awesome idea!

[@nesdanziger3741]

He should hire Snl

[@rhijulbec1]

Why do you make me cry? From laughing! You gorgeous thing you! And a triple threat! Singing, dancing, acting. You are great hun. Jenn 💖 in Canada 🍁

[@terr777]

rhijulbec1 you forgot writing. Quadruple threat.

[@rhijulbec1]

Terry Well fan my brow! You are 💯% correct! TY Quadruple threat! 💖 Jenn 💖 in Canada 🍁

[@thudor1]

Terry, if he plays any instruments, that then makes him a quintuple threat!!😀 And if he choreographs and/or directs....

[@terr777]

I think we're all in agreement here. We love him. Greetings to you in the Great White North, and....HELP!

[@terr777]

Bob Holmes we forgot he's the producer.... infinity and beyond. ❤

[@lillybeth]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 You Sir have out done yourself! 😂😂😂 Absolutely BRILLIANT! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Foutainoflife1]

I love your videos! I'm a proud Alabamian today!! We have finally started to see some change in this beautiful state and it was LONG overdue!! It will probably go red again because most everyone is beyond conservative but for those of us who are liberal, Christian democrats, what we saw was a ray of hope shine through last night. From where I stand, I gotta tell you, it was absolutely beautiful!! :)

[@RobinHGoodfellow]

Congratulations for you and your allies!

[@godnotsomighty]

Ahhhhhh... A wisp of oxygen has at last seeped into the political vacuum that is Trump's Whites-only House, courtesy of the irrepressible RR! And with it, a tune to raise one's heart, a smile to cheer one's day and a slice of acerbic wit to butter one's morning toast... Many thanks & Season's Greetings...

[@slcRN1971]

Mountain Jayce : I agree and it is now Holiday Season 2019. Hope yours was great.

[@raziel4396]

You're videos bring joy and comedy into the lives of all educated viewers who are given the opportunity to behold such brilliant masterpieces

[@ParodyProject]

Awesome. Brilliantly done. And what a great voice.

[@dsmith9412]

Parody Project Wow- pure genius. How is it that I just found this guy?

[@AmethystEyes]

How does he not have more subscribers?!

[@erdmanr1]

Good question, AmethystEyes! Fortunately, there IS a way we fans can DIRECTLY support Randy--even better than subscribing. Go to the PATREON web site and search for "Randy Rainbow." You can be Randy's patron for as little as $1 per month--or as much as you want. I got this tip from a comment thread, and I'm passing it along. I sleep better knowing a little of my money is going straight to Randy to support him and his marvelous work.

[@ceceliawight7059]

I swear I was subscribed but I wasn't! You Tube is unsubscribing people from accounts!

[@KeefDD]

Me too!

[@harvey1965]

Randy you are magnificent ... and brilliant ... and you truly make me realise how lucky i am to live in Australia!

[@lauraeager373]

Lucky you! Down under is awesome. 🐨😉

[@beanie1024]

The pitty-pat of my heart when I see RR has a new song for us. Ahhhhhhh it makes life almost bearable. Love you darling.

[@meghan251]

He's so consistently good, I don't even have to like before I watch.

[@mariamaribona2873]

Bravo Randy, for your stand up veracity to morality and justice! I love your humor, voice, rhyme and candor!! GOD bless you and keep sharing your VOICE with us all! Mil gracias! Maria

[@grendelum]

Many many thanks *_@Randy Rainbow_* for bringing some joy to what has been a very disturbing, dark and troubled time !! (Here I thought 2016 was the shittiest year ever...) 😉🐙

[@miloleeconcert]

Randy you are so talented! beautiful singer and so funny. What a gift. Thanks. Milo

[@trancedoutkid]

I haven't even started the video yet and I'm already in love with it

[@mmmk1616]

Me too! Anything by Randy is wonderful :)

[@alexiatr]

So spot on all the time. How you manage being so awesome?😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@Mimiheart9]

Perfect. As always.

[@lillililli1726]

You must have a late night show!!!!!you are just awsome!!!🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🤗🤗🤗

[@yummboy2]

LOVE YOU RANDY, AND ALL YOU DO!!

[@freezerbeef]

How does he do it? Brilliant satire, perfectly pitched! Awwwwwwwsome.

[@Mirarden]

Brilliant!! Flawless!

[@mellymew359]

You can see the literal disgust on his face. Such a shame you have to utilize your talent shedding light on these terrible people

[@scottgarb3016]

We ❤️ Randy!

[@dianezee]

You are so amazing with your lyrics. Also, a great voice. Keep 'em coming.

[@alegnazenay4509]

Love love love love....amazing!!!!! Thank you Randy

[@Preirin]

"No you're just quoting Melania's wedding vows." OMFG! I burst out at work! LOL

[@RoyceMorales]

I love you Randy Rainbow!!!

[@survivor817]

It really should have gone viral. This was great!

[@margueritejohnson6407]

Perfect. You couldn't have chosen a better song. With love from England x

[@lavonneb.9435]

Randy Rainbow You Are A Pure Gem. I Absolutely LOVE What You’re Doing. Genius. Thank You so much for helping us get through Trump’s Crap AND helping to bring out the other fakes in life.

[@kiltlvr]

THANK YOU, Randy!

[@sarastevens9331]

Was waiting for the pink glasses. Randy, gurl, you never disappoint.

[@BarryTseng]

Always amazing ... always hysterical! Thanks for the laughs!

[@victorhawkins3461]

Thank you, Randy Rainbow!

[@jocourange]

Randy thank you so much!! I love your voice. You are truly amazingly talented. Your parody songs make my day.

[@marciaclarke3898]

Totally brilliant, as always! Thank you Randy, DARLING! I hope that goes viral, too!

[@deniselatimer5093]

You are so talented! This made my day.

[@tth740]

As always the editing of your videos is always sublime. The fact that you do this solo continues to shock and amaze me. and that voice.... so much love!

[@Dr_Yes_]

We love you, Randy!!

[@MsThebeMoon]

Perfect. Applauds to Randy.

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Right on the money, as usual. What would I do without you, Randy?

[@phocking4475]

....can I also mention.....You are totally Amazing and your talent is something you rarely see!.....what can I say?...you are PERFECT!!!!!!

[@icky2748]

Thank you Randy Rainbow!!!!

[@RhonaCampton]

Love you Randy! You make me laugh and give me hope

[@paulak6064]

Thank you Randy!!! You are the only positive part of 2017 for me!!!

[@pageturner7947]

Superbly done Randy!!!! And you have a nice smile

[@johnifly]

I LOVE IT Randy Rainbow!!! Hit ALL the right points AND a beautiful voice that you have as well!! AWESOME!!

[@johnhighstreet5199]

I don't know...I've only watched this 7-8 times and can't figure out why this hasn't gone viral.

[@susantroxell7396]

I'm with you, John - I am amazed on a daily basis why this mega-talented man with leading man looks and a voice beyond description is not a household name. His cleverness and wit eclipse a lot of what we are seeing on television at this time.

[@uncleafterthought2980]

Musical parody genius!

[@slydtsman]

I don't know why I choose to watch RR with my bedroom door open. I was laughing so hard I started coughing. I was coughing so bad my roommate came in to see if I was alright.

[@plasmaburndeath]

now that can get you accused of covid... :p