Ranking ALL 18 Criminal Enterprises DLC Vehicles In GTA Online

Today I rank ALL of the NEW Criminal Enterprises DLC Cars in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZbinr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZbinr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZbinrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
ANDREW TATE (tate) (andrew tate) what color is your bugatti?
Andrew Tate funny moments
andrew tate funny moments

[@chr1stopher1sqt]

Why is there always people napping behind you in the intro? 🤨

[@akiyomer]

they interrupted him

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

He hit ‘em with the new tranq gun haha

[@ryanmurray4899]

He kidnapped them so they’re taking a nap

[@k_ehm]

They are just napping and they always happen to be napping in a pool of jelly There is nothing wrong there

[@Mr.Strickler1378]

Lol yep there just taking a long nap till the next time he logs on

[@giovannip]

I remember my friend driving crazy in a 1991 4 wheel steering Dinka Postlude! Yeah, all 4 wheels turned. Insane IRL handling. GTA should have incorporated that feature into the car's game mechanics.

[@6wrldd636]

Was waiting for this literally been binging your videos all night so underrated 😭

[@optiTHOMAS]

Hearing the "AHH OHH AHH" from the glorious halo theme and seeing a collection of dead npc bodies in the background, is an important staple in every Harmnone video! 🤣😅👍🏻 good stuff, man! 😆

[@HarmNone]

Hahahaha thanks man!

[@Psychrism]

2:59 this spin is comical

[@HarmNone]

Lmfao fr

[@Cody-Bear]

And his name is HARM NOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! (John Cena reference)

[@deiwos24]

I love the intro's where there is a jump cut like this and stuff has changed in the background. Genuinely laugh every time! 😂😂😂😂

[@wolfhors3_660]

I love when you talk about the muscle cars oversteer. All our hot rods drove like that IRL, so when I drive one it feels normal 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gogettor]

Yes, exactly what I’ve been needing boyyyy

[@RWPLYZ]

Love the video man

[@sdvorsetz1]

The ZZ8 is based off of a Firebird/Trans Am.

[@R3dnekteddybear]

I just unsubscribed cause he called it the wrong car😑😑😑😑

[@sdvorsetz1]

@@R3dnekteddybear Canadians. 😂

[@braydenhardman3112]

@@sdvorsetz1 Women. 🥂

[@IvoryLegends-]

@@R3dnekteddybear bruh

[@IvoryLegends-]

Like imagine unsubscribing to a non car guy saying a car name wrong Sorry if we like other things than only cars

[@redlupo2803]

I'd forgotten about some of these cars, the dripfeed went on so long.

[@HarmNone]

The dripfeed on this update was forever man! Finally we have them all like 2 weeks before the next update lol

[@deiwos24]

Yeah the Vigero ZX is probably my fav looking car from the DLC, plus it really moves! The e-GT is great for griefer griefing. Would be PERFECT if you could shoot the EMP launcher out the window at those Oppressor goons. The Blista Kanjo I'm quite a fan of. When I was a teen in the 90s (yeah, I'm old 😩) these things were popular for tuning and really tricking out, which was a nice change from the Falcons and Commodores where I lived (Ford Falcon and Holden Commodore are Aussie family sedan's. Very popular so older ones were cheap, and they had a good V6 or V8).

[@1000Symptoms]

Great list, threw me with the Conada but only because I forgot it existed lol

[@KodeKhot]

The Omnis e-gt was the second car I was encouraged to buy in this DLC. Hell I didn't know it was so broken, I swear the car is tougher than the NightShark with everything maxed out. I love the car for the amount of griefers it has irritated and the amount of damage it has taken without destroying itself.

[@ShadowUnbelievable]

Yes ,this car Is perfect

[@TheHenryDuong]

Lol except the windows , people shoot you right through the window

[@joeyferrugio8562]

I agree. It's part of my daily 5. I don't think there is a car I don't own. If I had to keep 5. The obey, nightshark, and I been using the stromberg over the Toreador. Better tacking.

[@TKOfromJohn]

@@ShadowUnbelievable if it had bulletproof windows it's be perfect

[@ShadowUnbelievable]

@@TKOfromJohn yes, You're right

[@rickykeim2005]

Imponte ZZ8 is a 4th Generation Pontiac Firebird\Trans Am and they were Made in a Factory in Quebec when they Discontinued them. I always thought Firebirds were cool.

[@bryan369dandovueltaenelavion]

Ur not alone 🔥

[@zjqc]

Hey HarmNone, are you gonna do an Ocelot Vehicle Tier List ?

[@silencedandshadowbanned7277]

XD the into man is hilarious

[@lukasbjerre370]

Hey harmnone, loved the video, do you have any idea if and when expanded and enhanced will be available for PC? I would really love to be able to upgrade my vigero ZX to hsw, looking forward to your next video 😄

[@HilbsMGFan]

bought the LM87 for black friday, and i love it, handles like an absolute dream.

[@michaelbutler7660]

The E-GT is my number 1 grinding vehicle right now. Love it

[@vinniemartinez6125]

They should make the Obey 10f wide body able to be upgraded to HAOs upgrades

[@CivilStig]

7:21 cracked me up lmao also, definitely another 100% factual list. of course.

[@celestialeffigy4382]

Agree with the Obey being the best from that DLC. Overall for agency cars though, Id put it 3rd overall for me. Champion the best Agency vehicle in my opinion (smallest windows to be shot out of, machine guns available). Buffalo 2nd and then id put the Obey 3rd for me personally.

[@napalmbukakke]

Drinking game: take a shot every time HarmNone says "of course"

[@Akamegasimp]

My favourite one from them all is the LM87...it’s just too good too fast and the downforce is unbelieveable - love it since I started driving around with

[@Thugmarlon]

is torero xo top speed higher than LM87 ?

[@hamza.991]

@@Thugmarlon i think the torero xo is faster the top speed on the lm87 isn’t as fast as some others

[@johnpascua3351]

@@Thugmarlon Torero xo still top but LM87 has better handling

[@BUCKBREAKING69]

@@Thugmarlon Torero XO is slow as fuck, highly regret buying it

[@IvoryLegends-]

@@BUCKBREAKING69 compared to hsw yes but against the sports and supers it is faster wym

[@busiestnebula5186]

In my opinion the postlude has the ability to do some of the sharpest turns and turn on a dime the handeling is snappy and takes a while to get used to but if you can stop from spinning out you can take really sharp turns and have it handle pretty well once you get used to it

[@Preppyy12]

Your THE best gta KZbinr

[@HarmNone]

Much love

[@towardthewithin4018]

You need to do a review on the Vapid Stanier and Undoe TF out of that thang!

[@cen4productions557]

Postlude, is a play on words for prelude, which is the car it’s based off of

[@rudyrosamond4414]

my favs are the camaro and 10f !! really INSANE CARS

[@KFCPLM]

You should do a tier list on research for the bunker

[@notJulzMoney]

the intro😂

[@qrtze]

i love his soundtrack

[@Rogan1280]

Imani tech idea: Lock on pulse cannon. Fires out of the back like the mortar, non lethal, ie; broomstick jockeys are knocked off and away from said broomstick.

[@andymancan_]

I'm really excited for the December dlc

[@mateuszgas1699]

Postlude "strange" name comes from Honda Prelude first Generation which Dinka is based on. So it's a play on time PRE -> POST

[@Gogettor]

It’s a great looking car, tho

[@Givenchy-_-Dior]

@Mateusz Gas yup you're exactly right!

[@HarmNone]

Ah that’s really smart I don’t know how I missed that lol

[@max10hoop]

You should rank all imani tech vehicles next!

[@HarmNone]

I did a top 10 Imani Tech vehicles about a month or two ago!

[@marcelol.2270]

I must be trippin, i always hear The halo music in your vídeos

[@HarmNone]

I play it all the time

[@passionplays]

That Rhinehart should have been higher. Such a cool car and underrated 💜👌

[@pyro934]

But it’s too small, once you see it you can’t unsee it

[@rio10s67]

there is no hope for the people who stand behind harm none during intros 😂

[@AmazingOneTV]

HAAAARM nuhn

[@jerzeydolphins]

hey HARMNONE, the imponte is like the 2000 Trans Am and i say this cause i had 1 and it looks just like it, HOWEVR i had the RAM AIR added to mine 2000TA, DANG I MISS MY BABY

[@felixdahousecat5331]

For new players the wide variety of cars, trucks, motorcycles can be overwhelming in that the majority doesn't offer what it advertises. Eventually your car collection will come down to what you want not what you need, this list thins out the heard because in my opinion almost nothing here is worth buying unless you win it at the casino I wouldn't pay for it. The most recent addition the drogger is worth buying bar none. The last car I bought was the weaponized ignus complete with the hsw upgrade to me it's mind-blowing, the handling is where it should be but not where it could be. To date I haven't seen another vehicle that drives me to buy it but that's just my picky taste. If you're not certain about anything you want look around the lobbies for something common players own that will help. Or enter in whatever car you're curious about at KZbin listing it as that car or truck etc review. Good video as always just an honest opinion! I do have a suggestion tho... Discuss the MC club it goes beyond just a place to store your bikes. Maybe the penthouse is it worth it or just a flex. Another helicopter that's basically ignored is the carbobob rightfully so it's slow, easily brought down but it's essential for import and export including a part of your mc business. I'll use it like that on a regular basis. One more idea is a list of which cars, motorcycles qualify for the hsw upgrades. It'd be nice to see some new aircraft added too I mean honestly what do we have to choose from? Not much really. Perhaps some new weapons that deliver a punch instead of just getting talked up. cover the transport vechiles used to sell products from your club too

[@mxxlcv]

bro wrote a novel

[@hurricane5758]

I understand why the SM722 doesn't have a lot of performance, mainly because it has no windshield nor any sort of place the air can travel around, if it had all that it would perform way better because the air can travel nicely around the car, pushing it in the right places. It is realistic to why id handles that way

[@y_ffordd]

I dont understand why the Weevil Custom is last when the Vigero is so high, its faster than the non hsw version and has same handling and crap wheelies, sure the short wheelbase means its spins out more but its one of few unique vehicles in this dlc.

[@imad1649]

The intro and the outro makes me wanna watch another vid tbh

[@user-ts9uk9kj3z]

Before watching this video, I only purchased e-GT, Torero, LM87, Draugur. Now I think I have already picked the best from Criminal Enterprise DLC. 😁 I'm playing on PC, so HSW is not available. I might consider Vigero ZX until Rockstar release HSW onto PC edition. But such thing will probably never happen because I'm feeling HSW, as console exclusive feature, intrigues players to pay extra money for the same game of Next Gen.

[@chaomunga1077]

the weevil is the fastest car in a straight line and sure its expensive but you can make it so different to any other

[@cinderfall188]

Best part of having Imani Tech on some cars is....Tryhards and Broomstickers complain about not locking on and reporting you for no reason. when they get killed for getting close and taking themselves out. I like the list so far :3

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

for the postlude, i feel like rockstar had to go a bit tongue in cheek in respect to the car they were referencing, because the postlude hardly looks like a honda prelude at all

[@FrenchKnight]

The weevil custom is great! Maybe not price wise or stats, but the looks are insane!

[@dongiveachit0241]

The handling is trash

[@Mewtwo_150]

I mean if you're into that I guess But you need to break your controller/keyboard to make it turn properly

[@yes9752]

its the fastest car in the game on old gen lol

[@Mewtwo_150]

@@yes9752 No

[@FrenchKnight]

@@Mewtwo_150 or just drift, simple as that

[@akjrickyt9526]

What is a hsw ? And how can I put that on ?

[@richardmann651]

Factual!

[@crownvicp7185]

HarmNone, just bought my weaponized Ingush today, put the hsw on it, went to the time trail with the Ingush,but said, it was not suitable for the time trial. Can you or someone in chat, give a explanation to why?

[@real_cxsmic5790]

I think harmnone had a sleeping dart🧐 how else would you explain the reason the people are always on the floor

[@jerrymarshall5965]

Heeeeeyyy harm it’s the boyz

[@1ncredibleYou]

In HarmNone’s customisation battle with npc he said he didn’t like the spoiler on the Omnis EGT but in this video he has it on?

[@johnscottchan9652]

How HarmNone rate a car Is it game changing> Imani Tech> Handling> Acceleration> Top Speed> customization options> how close it looks to its real counterpart> your opinion> lives of npc behind him

[@protoderg1764]

My uncle gave me his criminal enterprise code for Xbox since he only plays campaign and when I found out it had a helicopter I had to buy the game

[@divinesan7786]

Who would choose Greenwood over Buffalo STX?

[@shivamrajghosh7914]

is this all cars are free in gta online or we hv to invest irl money

[@bumblebee5096]

tbh i only like the camaro because we been waiting so long for it😭

[@KP-kz4ty]

we need an Imani Tech Seminole

[@commieslayer6740]

I had enough of this half assed game til the Christmas dlc lmao

[@Whyzee12]

The Ruiner is the Pontiac Firebird

[@TheClayKicker_TCK]

When the dripfeed takes 5 months:

[@dhruv7483]

Heyyyyyyyy harmnone it’s booooooois

[@RoastingElite8]

The sm722 is my favorite car

[@skido3089]

We need a metro 6r4 rally car that would look good next to my quattro

[@HarmNone]

That would be awesome

[@Beun007]

I got that Obey Omnis eGT destroyed with 2 missiles!

[@HarmNone]

You must not have had armor

[@LegoDude-qp4zo]

Omni e egt

[@ambroxssgaming427]

If you kick in the back side of the car rear bumper will detach

[@jamesonthezoomer9047]

The omnis e gt had a bad understeer and bad handling in general imo, I usually have to slow down on turns in order to not crash

[@ShadowUnbelievable]

Omnis e gt One of the best vehicle in the game

[@HarmNone]

100%

[@jamessheehy4895]

I’ve never seen anyone drive the 300 widebody

[@ThomasABrown-jo4xi]

I can roll with this one 👍🏾

[@HarmNone]

Let’s go!!

[@6wrldd636]

Notable mention: seminole

[@Commonwealth_of_Masculinity]

My favorite car is the Rhinehart . I think it is very uniqe and I am a big simp for wagons

[@danielbalog2700]

Btw the greenwood is a gta san andreas car (Hint its sweet's car)

[@anthonyproeger2505]

Are you sure the greenwood can take as many explosives as the omnis? Would rather have the greenwood if thats the case.

[@AlexT0210]

no

[@urielchavez200]

My dude said the zz8 is based off a camaro😂😂

[@HarmNone]

I was thinking of the early 2000’s later 90’s Camaros they had a similar ish body style

[@RD-te9yc]

LOL... you're so young. It's called the postlude because it's based off the early 80s Honda Prelude.

[@wallaceschmitten4941]

"I hate English Dave". Lol! He is mad annoying..

[@Skullz7992]

Why are you playing the balloons battle td song?

[@HarmNone]

Why not

[@shrekbabo7405]

why do all the npcs around him take a nap , especially in the cars , they end up spilling their red slushy on the windscreen

[@Hugsy36]

As per me the dlc was decent in terms of the cars. No properties and lame missions made it a failure. I love HarmNone's rankings and I can 100 percent back what he said.

[@BiggyRection09]

There was the Agency

[@AlexT0210]

@@BiggyRection09 bruh.. that was a year ago. But i think Criminal Enterprises is a top tier DLC.

[@BiggyRection09]

I do too

[@baderb222]

15:38 There is music I know very well💔

[@BahdMemes]

Camero on top

[@austinhowells20]

10wF wide body is a good vehicle

[@GeeBangz]

Imponte zz8 is based off "pontiac trans am"

[@angryshibe2205]

For shits and giggles I tried guessing the first one and actually got it right lol

[@HarmNone]

W

[@vovolenio]

Maybe 1 or 2 more supercars

[@danielcota1370]

ZZ is a Pontiac yes but not a GTO. Pontiac Firebird or Transam.

[@Deadman4457]

i like this dude dont show when he shoots the people -

[@iDontLookAtTags333]

Is the e gt really that good tho?

[@aces3659]

ofc

[@2daleech]

I watch your videos. I like your videos. But, bruh.....the ruiners are all based off of the pontiac Trans Am series. The ZZ is the last generation w/ the WS6 Ram Air Intake package.

[@BahdMemes]

Kapitan early gang 👇

[@zTheColonelz]

The zz 8 is a 2002 trans am

[@cen4productions557]

Ruiner zz is a firebird

[@Ghostpepperninja666]

The ruiner based off the ram air trans am Pontiac version of the Camaro

[@xanaxbarz1]

It's out of my haaands but I'm still in controooooolllllll