Ranking All 97 Tracks in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (American Edition)

[@potatojuiceultra]

LONG COMMENT WARNING here are my unorganized thoughts as i watch this, from the first few I'm sure I will have a lot to say: -97???? -Mario Kart Stadium is getting a lot of praise for being 92 -"Well butter my biscuit and call me flabbergasted" its like a combination of 3 sayings that loses all meaning LOL -ok it gets so much worse I havent seen nothing yet -I'm starting to see a pattern: "Well ___ my ___ and call me a ___! What in tarnation is this ____ doing in my mario kart race?! Its like they're trying to push this woke agenda, but I aint buying it!!! Give me solid ground over ___ any day. But thank goodness for Elon Musk." -Donald Trump's Ice World is quite funny -Elon Musk is starting to get somewhat annoying -NO ANIMAL CROSSING STARTS OFF WITH ELON what does this have to do with animal crossing -these are getting less and less related -Boo lake was CRAZY -Thwomp Ruins is mostly positive?! -Music Park - "But let's not dwell on politics" the irony of this is painful -"Shiver me timbers"?????? -It doesn't seem like Joe Biden will appreciate anything. -gas prices joe biden gas prices joe biden gas prices joe biden MAKE IT STOP -NO ELON MUSK IS BACK -wait hes not? -please keep not talking about Elon Musk -I get it you are completely obsessed with Elon Musk you don't need to hide it -a new pattern emerges: "but hey who am i to say lets just focus on the race" -SANTA CLAUS IS REAL LETS GOOOO and straight into a Bible lesson LOL -AND THEN STRAIGHT INTO ELON MUSK WHYYY -just keep listing names of democrats -Elon Musk is also attractive now lol -"I HEARD THEY SELL GUNS TO CHILDREN ON RAINBOW ROAD" WHATTTT:??>????>?> -Dry Dry Desert at 27 is the worst take yet (probably not actually) -THE EARTH IS FLAT NOW? -ELON MUSK WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA -a lesson on oil extraction is actually a nice mental break -its also funny how the oil fields are generally a large point of criticism of LA Laps -the radiant glow of Elon Musk's eyes sure is a sentence -Unrelated but what's the song at 38:30 I've heard it a lot but I don't know the name -DRY DRY DESERT AT 16 ok this is actually the worst take of the video and its so funny that the worst track (imo) gets placed TWICE and both of them are very high -why were 3 reviews in a row so short -WHAT DOES DAISY CIRCUIT HAVE TO DO WITH GUNS OR SCHOOLS -Moonview Highway at 7 lets goo -does he want to ASSASSINATE Joe Biden ???!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!????? -the AI WOULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR ELON MUSK WHAT WHAT WHAT i didn't expect it to go that far -Baby park at 2? wasn't it in last? what track was completely left out??? -wii rainbow road is number one even to the AI, that shows how good the track is. -BUT YOU CAN LKITERALLY SEE THE NON-FLAT EARTH FROM THE TRACK Ok final thoughts: -Not that related to the actual video topic, but there is something about chatGPT's writing style that always makes me feel so weird, like it sounds so unnatural and idk why. -back on topic: this was hilarious all the way through but also complete torture. -I think just reading it with your completely normal voice was way funnier than reading it with an exaggerated american accent or whatever, and I am amazed how you didn't really break besides messing up a few words. -You also have some really bad out of context quotes now, including probably at least 15 minutes total of pure gushing about Elon Musk. -This has to be the best April Fools video I've seen today.

[@MayroSMM]

I was dying laughing reading this lmfao. I need more people to "livetweet" in the comments. Not just here but in general. It's so funny. - I agree, ChatGPT's style is really annoying. I generated it in segments to try and make it less formulaic but I was low on time since I got the idea at 5am and knew it was an ambitious project to make and edit in one day. - I can't do accents to save my life. To be honest, I wasn't going to say it was ChatGPT at the start but I chickened out. Even though it looks like I didn't cut out the fails, I probs cut out about 15 minutes total of them lol. Just kept them in if they weren't too bad and still funny. - Slightly worried about the "marriage is between a man and a woman" soundbite as well as me misgendering myself regularly throughout the video lmfao - The music you asked for is "Fast and Run - Nico Staf". I only used Royalty Free music because I knew it would be down to the wire with getting the video out before April Fools ended where I live and I didn't want to write a list of credits lol. Will probs add them in later.

[@pigsyes]

Baby park was last and 2nd, which explains why its 97 tracks and not 96 xD

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

@@pigsyes there were more repeated tracks like Dry Dry Desert, Electrodrome, Dolphin Shoals and Rainbow Road though.

[@ShyDigi]

Butter my biscuit and call me flabbergasted makes perfect sense and doesn’t lose meaning. The combination of sayings is in fact a basic technique in figurative language called a malaphor - and quite common in my part of the US at least

[@CrazyMusicBoy44]

Having the goal at the top of this "American" video be in British pounds just makes this even better

[@AnotherFunda]

Not even 20 seconds in, ai is already onto socialists

[@OctoJiji]

RGGAHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@sedeuphadude80]

A KILOMETER IS 1000 METERS, WITH ONE METER BEING ABOUT AS LONG AS A YARD!!!!

[@OctoJiji]

@@sedeuphadude80 THANK YOU FOR THE KNOWLEDGE NON AMERICAN 🗣🗣

[@Wizdabest1]

The best part of this to me is that Mayro isn't even American

[@narwhals4550]

I like that it slowly devolves, into denying falling in love with Elon Mysk

[@dootskyre]

“we are safe from those democrats” YOU ARE ON A RAINBOW 😭

[@YoFunger]

I love how so many of them start with “Well ______ my _______ and call me ____.”

[@quagiscool]

WHAT IS THE AI'S OBSESSION WITH ELON GOD DAMN MUSK

[@Bluebatstar]

"3DS Donald Trump's Ice World", eh? Thanks ChatGPT, someone's might make that now.

[@ElementalDomino2007]

I love how tracks are shown twice and the later scripts aren't even about the tracks

[@YoloYester94]

What “tracks” are shown twice? Wouldn’t it be one track?

[@osc-omb47896]

the delivery of this script is already breaking me holy shit

[@thenudgyhampter6969]

Why are you here

[@osc-omb47896]

@@thenudgyhampter6969 Why are you here

[@CheShiny]

Unironically, Baby Park being last and (almost) first at the same time makes kinda sense cuz literally everyone is so split on it Edit: Okay but Ninja Hideaway at 52??? ChatGBT is going to jail for this

[@JBRedux]

I'm an American who finds this country's politics to be extremely obnoxious and this is by far the most I've ever laughed at an april fools video, well played lmfao

[@CreepiHeining-kl7kx]

Ai is going to steal our jobs! Ai: IN PIRANAH PLANT COVE THERES TOO MUCH PIRANAH PLANTS AND I HATE DODGING ALL THEM

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

Ai: the snow on rock rock mountain sucks!

[@CreepiHeining-kl7kx]

Also why does every single tier bring up a new political outrage like d and c tier where talking about wokeness b tier was talking about Elon musk and a tier was about Joe bidon why is it so consistent

[@theomuammar3772]

Ai: Puts Baby Park at 2nd

[@jackdoescrap2006]

isn't there like one dangerous piranha plant 😭

[@ryanfagen8248]

I love how ChatGPT ranks some tracks multiple times over; it makes the ranking that much more ridiculous.

[@HeebusJeebus72]

As an American myself, I approve of this ranking 👍

[@HeebusJeebus72]

Also the AI seems to really love Elon Musk for some reason...

[@babybrentgaming1675]

this video is unhinged in the best way possible

[@todthetoad5331]

I got two things from this video. 1. Joe Biden's gas prices 2. Talking about not talking about Elon Musk 3. Woke

[@idk_smt657]

NOT THE HOMOPHOBIC MOUNT WARIO 😭

[@craftydoeseverything9718]

"I'm not gonna talk about Elon Musk for this one" Oh, THANK GOD, FINALLY /lh

[@MarioFantasy]

WHY DOES ALMOST EVERY TRACK TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT ELON IS 💀

[@sparklecattt]

IKEEP BURSTING INTO L UAGHTER EVERYTIME I HEAR ELON MUSK HHEEEEELP

[@sparklecattt]

"THANK GOODNESS FOR ELON MUSK" "THANK GOODNESS FOR ELON MUSK" "THANK GOODNESS FOR ELON MUSK" "THANK GOODNESS FOR

[@sparklecattt]

I DIDNT EXPECT THAT ENDING WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[@potato44_]

I love how 2/3 of the list is A tier and above

[@wutlplol9118]

Looks like AI wants a Mario kart without any Tracks, if it always asks: "What is ___ doing in my Mario Kart?"

[@_slare]

Mayro, I have some suggestions for changes in this ranking 3rd place should be Baby Park because 12th place should probably be Baby Park as well. Following the same logic, 47.3rd should too. Finally, Baby Park deserves to be 126th because of just how amazing this track is

[@sansthefunnyskeleton8606]

happy april fools and god, this is too funny. as a canadian, hearing the ai rant as a political american makes my day edit: hold on... how is baby park 97 AND 2? that's why there's 97 and not 96

[@awsmrs]

Well slap me with a tarnation and call me a woke agenda, we finally got another good old fashioned Mayro video

[@PurplexingLycan653]

Did anyone else think that Mayro was using an AI to replicate her voice until hearing her attempt to pronounce the word sovereignty?

[@NaveKnights]

Im not even 2 minutes in and chatgpt is already driving me up the wall with all this political talk, especially how it went from describing Tokyo Blur's cramped environments to ending up talking about their government 😭. None the less this is an amazing video for April Fools, even if im watching it the morning after.

[@-deadmemelord07]

26:11 ah yes, let's pretend that Italy isn't quite possibly more xenophobic than the US and that they don't have a leader that borders on fascist

[@zeldageek35]

It's official: ChatGPT has a crush on Elon Musk

[@rho-starmkl4483]

43:29 😐 That was the most awkward one of the whole lot.

[@TASSnoop]

I knew I hated Baby Park for a reason. Stupid socialist nightmare

[@Your_Local_Talking_Flower]

I like how she said Baby Park 2 times.

[@SillierPutty]

I love how Baby Park is in both last place and 2nd place.

[@RandomRodger]

Baby Park got both last and second OML!

[@therockinggoomba]

this just how every gaming in the clinton years video played out

[@daniel_ljb]

So many are in there twice, Baby Park (97 and 2), Dry Dry Desert (27 and 16), Electrodrome (29 and 14). Which means some are missing as there's 96 tracks 😂😂

[@zachpro5475]

Great April fools video

[@beaue4187]

#4 and #3 were hilarious

[@THE_FACEツ]

Oh my! ChatGPT seems to get very political when it comes to mariokart

[@notapplicable3]

My slightly shorter livetweet than the pinned one, as is customary for me on a long video with lots of content. 1:23 - American Mayro is cis confirmed!? (Happy belated trans day of visibility!) 4:53 - I love Mayro's pause as she realizes that it said something about snow, you can hear how awkward it is. 7:50 - Woo, Canada! 12:38 would have been a great time to mention something about sleek technology featuring spyware. 15:58 - The 'g' is silent, it's actually prounounced, "purity". 19:38 - Sorry to burst your bubble, 'Murican Mayro, but while Toad Harbor_[sic]_ may look beautiful on the surface, we all know it's being plagued by the woke LGBTQIA+ movement. Just look at them, they think a princess can stand in for our beautiful Lady Liberty! That Gavin Newsom's "city" of poo pales in comparison to Toad Habor_[sic]_. -Shiver me timbers.- Thank goodness for you get the rest]. 23:05 and after - Mayro, you broke, you used plural pronouns for an individual. That's falling into the hands of the woke feminists of the 1990s, BOOOOOOOOO. Surely you could have made an executive veto to fix it. 30:55 - ... It's at this point you realize 'Murican Mayro is also gay 43:54 - Big no-no, Greece is not 'Murica >:((((((( 44:40 - 'Murican Mayro is a trans man? Is Elon a trans man? Mayro, I hope everything you try to do with AI just comes out like this now, this gave me a headache from repeatedly facepalming. And that's---and yet---

[@ScienceD9000]

What prompt did you use

[@MayroSMM]

I used several prompts and kept getting it refined until it was what I wanted.

[@LittleGarfieldOriginal]

I love the part where the AI starts to worry about losing its way at the thought of trans people being attractive

[@eswatomo]

16:56 change da world, my final message. goodbye.

[@JustABroom]

NAH it called Musk the second coming of christ LMAO

[@catgameplayer]

Really suprised me how many characters are pushing woke agendas on us

[@quagiscool]

Right, just watched the entire video and I have 1 question. What was the prompt you put in for the ai to say all this?

[@orangey1_]

this is amazing

[@Obbels]

INSTANT POLITICS

[@ChasinJason_]

Schaff’s video if it was epic:

[@smudgerooful]

MK8 Mario Circuit, Twisted Mansion, London Loop, Cloudtop Cruise, Excitebike Arena and MK8 Bowser’s Castle after not making it onto Mayro’s ranking list:😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@mothwingthemedicinecat]

What i got from this, is Elon Musk is the best person on the earth

[@De_an]

22:04 Actual bullying.

[@AhtNFG]

im now realising some tracks have been left out idk which though

[@zepyzeck]

I cant believe mayor would say these things about mario kart eight 😭 i didnt even know she was american

[@owonapikins]

Im genuinely curious how many of these words she had to look up because im american and dont even know half of them...

[@kingbowserii3029]

WHY IS THIS SO POLITICAL IN THE FIRST FEW FREAKING TRACK?!?!?!?!

[@FrappeN64]

25:14 😭😭

[@MayroSMM]

I can't wait for this video to be clipped out of context in a couple of years

[@CrazyMusicBoy44]

What speed are you watching at, it hasn't even been out for 25 minutes yet lol

[@osc-omb47896]

​@@MayroSMM8: Wii Daisy Circuit. Let me lay it out plain and simple folks, guns belong in schools.

[@thenudgyhampter6969]

@@osc-omb47896 They should take them to your school

[@superyoshiparker8979]

97? I thought it was 96

[@oreo10112]

I want to play on 3ds donald trump’s ice world so badly

[@SMPSMLParodies_]

WHAT??? Why is Madrid so low, it deserves top 5

[@alphahawk325]

Wait ai has seen the sunset in sunset wilds we must disect it to take it from its memory

[@jamesd6920]

Any way you can tell me what Swankyzone/Swankybox is doing? He hasn't uploaded a video in over 7 months and I am worried.🙁 the same goes for Stogee.

[@xtruejudgementx5017]

As a redneck southern American I can confirm that we all want to sleep with Elon and that wii rainbow road has no tight turns anyways have a good April fools Mayro

[@Buildengu]

As an American, I can confirm that this video is very American.

[@spriterocks03]

I wish they made new more nitros in dlc cups :(

[@syro33]

Nooo not the Toad and DK and... candyland(?) discrimination! :(

[@syro33]

Also lol, Socialist Spain??

[@quagiscool]

A few well placed firearms. Oh god the au revolution is beginning.

[@MoldyDuchess487]

Lol 97 Tracks. Some tracks are repeated

[@MarioWithTheCrowbar]

Immediately at the first track I thought "Damn, why is this ai so based?"

[@iexist1300]

25:14 42:45 43:55 44:30 Why does her voice change for these sections more than any of the others?

[@iexist1300]

This video was great. It probably took some effort to get chat gpt to have such a consistent charachter and storyline, and I appreciate that. It turned out really well. Also this made me realise that chat gpt does alot of creating a structure with only a few words that are swapped out randomly.

[@MayroSMM]

Lol it wasn't an AI voice I was just trying to get into the role 😭😭😭

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

Hey! Leave Biden alone! He's trying to solve America's obesity crisis! Why do you think Waluigi is my anime waifu?

[@egg.mpeg4]

41:19 idk if i should agree or suffer

[@ambrm]

Take a shot every time she says Elon Musk

[@Topazgaming59]

The ai is accurate about a lot of the tracks and color me surprised these have got to be the best sentences that ai has come up with and these sentences are on point too this ai is as keen as the five sentences but keener this is the best that ai has gotten so far and the sentences are very complex I'd have to say that chat GPT has to take the gold medal 🏅 because of how good these sentences are that's how good it is and if not a gold medal then a platinum medal these got to be the best sentences ever about Mario Kart 8 Deluxe that the ai has written round of applause to chat GPT this has to be a masterpiece and a work of art 🎨

[@Topazgaming59]

This has got to be the best ai sentence video that I've ever seen I'm impressed

[@phantoniam]

two of my fav tracks in 90???? (PPC and SGF)

[@thecoolbroscoolman4672]

I can smell the accent, I thought this was for us Americans, oh well

[@gab2022-bichosbichos]

There's actually 96 tracks

[@cadencenavigator958]

while this is funny, the joke's starting to wear thin for me pretty quick. leaving a like and a comment for the algo

[@REDH3X]

This genuinely just sounds like Tucker Carlson

[@riahlexington]

Why was rock rock mountain somehow DK summit

[@chamtheman551]

As a follower of Elon Mush, i agrre with the narrative

[@ElyssaTheTrans]

Love the video lol

[@atatitoepico]

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@riahlexington]

I want to know if this is actually your ranking and the script was just written by AI lmao

[@alphahawk325]

Well ill be blanked __ what is ___ doing in my mario kart race Its like their trying to__ its like their trying to make us believe___ and dont even get me started on____ give me a good old American____ anyday of the week

[@SupMar-Mar]

Who is Nosurname

[@corasharktale]

i bet the two american tracks are #1

[@quagiscool]

Make a Donald Trumps Ice World as a custom track

[@quagiscool]

Ah yes, BIG BROTHER NINTENDO

[@Glossyhin]

F*** YEAH! 'MURICA!

[@astrosquidd]

I love this

[@kingbowserii3029]

Bro first 2 tracks and you already incredibly hate "un-American" stuff

[@MayroSMM]

I'm just a true patriot #BenShaprio

[@coolioman9073]

I think 32 and 31 were written by you

[@MayroSMM]

I did not write any of them, but I did give prompts.

[@handsomeavocado14]

I’m American 🔫🔫🔫🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@blackfrostfilms-dl8wo]

Is this not book of mayro?

[@MayroSMM]

It's april fools

[@blackfrostfilms-dl8wo]

@@MayroSMM I knew it

[@CyaninAnimator]

how did you read this without bursting into laughter this is the dumbest thing ive ever watched

[@MayroSMM]

I know it sounds unedited but that's mainly to sell the joke. I probs cut out 15 minutes minimum of stumbling over lines lmao

[@calebbillions1720]

What did you say to make it so political?!