ranking ERAS TOUR FASHION with brutal honesty 💀 *controversial*

[@theswiftologist]

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[@brittney1113]

I LOVE the green folklore dress, the cutout on the waist is everything

[@jillsarah7356]

Right? It is THE coconut

[@iXsayXtaylorXyouXsayXswift]

@@jillsarah7356the coconut?

[@Th3blackdog.13.ৎ]

​@jillsarah7356 what??!?!?!

[@earoothadtargaryen1986]

The original pink and blue lover costume is the most iconic outfit of the tour…

[@wolf0220]

Fr

[@theswiftologist]

hmmm .... maybe so !!

[@ForGiveMePeter13_13]

@@theswiftologisthi😊

[@Th3blackdog.13.ৎ]

​@@theswiftologistyea i like the tangerine better(its my fav color so u can say im a lil biased).

[@takemetothelakes14]

Nope golden and blue is iconicc

[@brookelouise1561]

As much as I enjoy the scripted videos, the nonsense kiki-ing is a big part of why I love your channel!

[@theswiftologist]

We gotta have a bit of both for the special sauce 🩷

[@tayluvofficial]

react to rep TV theories.

[@canlyhansen1588]

not the VIETNAMESE children sewing the garments 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@LimeSlimeee]

BYE

[@hustenfrostvn]

NAH😭😭😭😭😭

[@lisadeng5081]

I’m not getting it.

[@maybe.kayleee]

I can confirm I spend hours at the factory sewing each piece of each garment. Can confirm it gets tiring...still waiting for my food and my penny...

[@Mar1293]

@@lisadeng5081a lot of luxury brands and fast fashion brands actually use child labor in Asia.

[@Miki-hn5gv]

YAS FINALLY. gold and blue gets the recognition it deserves. a lot of flops on twitter say that it is her worst lmao

[@theswiftologist]

haters

[@SoHighSchool.13_tay]

@@theswiftologistno frr tho it’s my second fav

[@truf6117]

i like all of them but gold and blue is my least favorite, its only a 12/10

[@takemetothelakes14]

Exactly it’s magestic

[@omargutierrez5727]

​@@truf6117😂😂

[@redTaylorsversion_us]

you're fearless for posting this

[@theswiftologist]

head first

[@DefineObsessed]

12:41 "Why have you highlighted the word ME? That's traumatising for me given past events." LMAO IM DEAD😭

[@theswiftologist]

we all know to which event i am referring ... rip ...

[@JebiIbej]

lmaoao cuz that's truee

[@jasontillett]

@@theswiftologistall I can think of is your old video reaction to ‘ME!’ 😭

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

Traumatising for ME! given past events*

[@J.fries28]

@AishKaur-w3pexactly

[@Luciferwinchester]

I like the tiered Speak Now dress because it's a reference to "a gown shaped like a pastry" which is fun, and it's the sort of over the top campy dress a young girl would draw and picture for a princess so I think it really captures that kind of youthful daydreaming element of Speak Now.

[@theswiftologist]

but its ugly so

[@juliarosetwamley]

That’s a really nice take to have on it, I never thought of it that way 😇

[@mikaylabrainard6532]

it’s not my fave dress, but she debuted it along side long live in kansas city, so i have a soft spot for it

[@LovingHimWasRedI3]

I actually don’t mind the skirt part of it but I wish the top bodice part of it was a little shorter and fitted to her better , at some angles it just doesn’t show off her body that well if it makes sense, and I hate the mesh on the side of it too

[@penny1cent.x]

@@theswiftologist i agree

[@SamAllen1]

I am SO GLAD we agree about the Red bodysuit bc I don't get why so many people love it! It looks cool, but my biggest issue is that it doesn't feel true to the red era fashion... like at all

[@emilyonizuka4698]

I thought it was for reputation at first ngl

[@SamAllen1]

@@emilyonizuka4698 Exactly!! The Red era fashion was very particular (the tour outfits specifically), and that outift isn't it. The 22 shirt and the coat are passable

[@LovingHimWasRedI3]

Like the black doesn’t really match, I know it’s easier for when she has the 22 shirt on but can’t we figure out something better??😭❤

[@SamAllen1]

@@LovingHimWasRedI3 Yes!! u get it u get it

[@podgedurka]

22:10 “when you put it in the context of all in which it lives and all that came before it” this line straight up murdered me 😂

[@flaregod4350]

screamed

[@banannamuffin6950]

I want to laugh but what does it mean I’m lost 😭

[@Emmy-rw8yl]

@@banannamuffin6950it’s a reference to something Kamala said in a speech

[@josiahforman5741]

same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@viliiliev9024]

My Sunday routine ain't complete without watching your new video

[@thebariatriccoach]

Same!

[@beingthisyoungisart13]

well yes!

[@theswiftologist]

well yes!!

[@nikkifoley-c4p]

Same!

[@um7239]

Same

[@theaxx1214]

watching this while sewing my tortured poets style dress in koi guitar coloring for my show in 2 weeks

[@theswiftologist]

omg that sounds amazing!

[@theaxx1214]

@@theswiftologist THANK YOUUU. not gonna sound amazing, when i have a mandatory mental breakdown in an hour 'cause it's not working out the way I want it to BUT we persevere

[@doldrums88]

“Something a little more blue-in-her-hair-for-the-teen-vogue-party” 😂 ily Zach

[@dariaivaniuk9858]

Currently watching this from the hill in Munich waiting for the show lmao

[@theswiftologist]

WELL YESSSSS

[@Isabeltiful_da_bel]

Have a good time divaaaaa

[@sageslittlechannel]

Iconic, hopefully ur not dying from the heat

[@meghansullivan6812]

HAVE FUN

[@dariaivaniuk9858]

@@sageslittlechannel oh I almost did, I was wearing black leather shoes and my feet were BOILING. Thankfully I had an umbrella with me

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

I love Taylor in purple, but I think that's just because it's my favorite color, lol

[@AmIAllowedToCry013]

That is so real. I do think it’s so gorgeous on here too

[@um7239]

Same

[@ellehampton8804]

Anything pink or purple is fabulous on her.

[@ShortBreadzz]

Apparently the reason that a bunch of outfits were scrapped (including the fugly tissue dress and the pink karma jacket) is because there was a small fire backstage

[@Someoneoverthereintherainbow]

The amount of references to Taylor’s lyrics that Zach does needs be studied « it’s gorgeous i cant say anything to its face » 😭

[@re-e-ed23]

lmao "i will love joe alwin" hahaha😂😂😂😂 (personally i hope that she does a gold snake on the new rep bodysuit instead of green i just think it would look better and jt would also be a good reference to the rep tour fits)

[@angelamarie4137]

I love how we continually roast a woman we all literally worship. 😂 You know it's true. The snark is always so real. Maybe that's the difference between being fans versus sycophants.

[@MahadeoraoIngole]

Zach is so sophisticated and elegant it's not even healthy

[@conversations_with_kara]

omg i saw the blue speak now dress in dublin as well and she looked like cinderella, it was so so gorgeous 😻😻

[@avainautumn]

CINDERELLA FOR ENCHANTED

[@cherryhappily]

i saw it in Sydney! a lot of the eras outfits are just so much more stunning in person

[@conversations_with_kara]

@@cherryhappily so true! you just cannot capture exactly how sparkly it is in a picture 💖

[@axolotl8546]

"something a little blue in her hair for the teen vogue party" is immediately making it's way into my vocabulary.

[@theswiftologist]

as it should !!

[@nickd2557]

so excited!! got cancelled on reddit for saying i watch your vids for sane takes on taylor… anyways, here we are 🎉

[@pineapplepapercrafts]

That's why I'm here. 😊

[@theswiftologist]

those losers could never keep the cool people away from this channel x

[@walkingtheline1729]

I stay away from redit they can't seem to be in the gray area for taylor

[@nickd2557]

@@walkingtheline1729i just had the issue that people were PURPOSELY reading my comment wrong to come for me and attack my use of vocabulary💀 and i find swiftly neutral way too negative, they are bordering on mean. zach is what i called ‘neutral’ (before i got cancelled). he shows the good and the bad, and we love to see it!

[@walkingtheline1729]

@@nickd2557 I was on swiftly neutral in the beginning. I said John Mayer didn't seem like a good person when they were dating and they ganged up on me. That when I stopped. They act like vengeful ex lovers.

[@IsaDrop-rj4ry]

THANK YOU for speaking your truth about the tiger Fearless dress! I keep telling people that it looks like the skin of a pufferfish, but no one agrees.

[@Khyathi_Gnan]

Clicked so fast it’s not even funny

[@ScaredOfMyGuitarLivie]

Clicked faster than you could say sabotage ✨

[@savannais_adork]

@ObsessedLivie Ahhhhhh yess! Better than revenge STANNN!

[@Swift_Blox13]

@@savannais_adorkyasss

[@ethanplatts5292]

I saw swiftologist posted and literally said SLAY so loud

[@Kiernan477]

"fugly speak now dress" GAGGED OMG SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

[@truf6117]

well, beautiful is a interesting way to describe it!

[@maryem9225]

“I Bet You Think About Me” why did u highlight the word “me” that’s traumatizing” 😭 love when Zack is unscripted.

[@cafecafe12345]

you're so right for putting the blue and gold lover bodysuit higher than the blue and pink one. it doesn't get enough love

[@theswiftologist]

i know thats right

[@froyoyolo469]

The biggest flop ever was that she wore the YELLOW evermore dress for eras tour film

[@sateliteschinos]

That and the purple wrapper speak now dress 😭😭😭

[@Everest111]

“When you put it in the context in all of which it lives and what came before it, it is more than a coconut “ LMFAOOO 😭

[@finngordon9777]

Love I’m still holding out for surprise song rankings 🙏🙏

[@theswiftologist]

It’s coming! I’ve filmed it x

[@finngordon9777]

@@theswiftologist I’ll be watching 👢

[@jessierehwald3809]

your curse in life is loving taylor in pink but hating her pink era 😂

[@theswiftologist]

LMAOOO

[@manonxg]

The noodle dress should be its own category: Trash takes itself out

[@emilialw_]

your thoughts on karmas (and others) choreography is so real! i’d love to see a full ranking of the eras tour choreo

[@sam.02468]

The tissue paper dress is so pretty Definitely top 3 in speak now dresses

[@clairekeifer]

The way I was on the floor laughing when you said the “me” was traumatizing

[@SwifterThanASmokingGun]

You’re by far the best Taylor swift KZbinr. You’re smart, funny, and the best of all you actually have good reasons to backup your opinions 🎉!!!! Love you Zach ❤

[@theswiftologist]

thank you so much!! xx

[@caitlynsanders7361]

rest in peace bronze evermore dress. we will always love you🤎🕊️

[@taps_lock]

But the full yellow 1989 combo looked so gorgeous against the blue lights during the performance! She really shined ✨

[@ananyamishra6071]

20:29 "I will love Joe Alwyn" Zachary you made me laugh so hard my parents had to check up on me 😂

[@Mizukifan]

YESSSS GIVE US UR FASHION ADVICE DIVAAA

[@AriaTurtle]

ZACH will you please please please make another video dissecting Taylor’s fashion sense. You are the only creator I’ve watched who actually gets a REAL sense of how Taylor dresses/makes styling choices etc (whether it’s her or a stylist) and the way you talk about it makes an artsy girly GAG as you say! I’d kill for a video on how to “dress like Taylor” but like more about how to emulate her *vibes* rather than just how to copy her looks, etc. Love your videos so much 🩷 never stop slaying and ignore the haters 💅🏻😎

[@alarmingtadpole4213]

The green jacket during the SeatGeek read is STUNNING on you omg

[@lc9264]

I actually love the detail thank you for doing the shoes 😭💖💖 making my inner child happy

[@jillsarah7356]

You’re so right, the green leaf folklore dress is THE coconut 👏 🌴 🥥 🌿 And I too miss the bronze evermore dress…it was SO gorgina

[@Gratefulrose36]

I do love the orange bodysuit and wish it were used more

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

Thank you for making this. A kiki is just what I need to take my mind off the internet rage machine. Also, I know why you like pink on Taylor. It's giving Barbie.

[@TheTorturedPoetsDepartment11ts]

17:38 Let's just agree your opinion is wrong and the cupcake dress is the most stunning dress I've seen in my whole life🥰

[@TaylorSwift_isNotOverParty.]

Omg, I totally agree with you on the black fearless dress. I literally had said the same thing, that it looked cheep or it was that last minute eras tour dress outfit from Amazon.🤭

[@ellehampton8804]

Really enjoyed this video. The Rep body suit is so iconic and will always represent Eras to me - as will the moss covered piano.

[@alexnicole6806]

My Sunday is officially complete 🩷 can’t wait to watch this! So my favorite is the folklore blue dress, I’m excited to see where you put that! I hate those fugly long noodle dresses so again, excited to see where you put that 🩵💛

[@alexnicole6806]

Oh and the blue speak now dress! So excited to see where you put everything!

[@pastelchxrm5703]

This is giving me flashbacks to your video reacting to the eras setlist last year for some reason

[@Sumz1112]

ok let’s be real she slayed with every outfit and you slayed with this video ❤

[@cj3617]

I love her in green (also my favorite color) and I hope she does a “green out” for debut TV. I doubt she will do it, but Imagine a light green lover bodysuit and a dark green midnights bodysuit.. 😮

[@Khyathi_Gnan]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

[@Jessnberries]

THANK YOU for such a thorough analysis and compilation. The fandom needed it.

[@deana7310]

Ideas for a fun episode. Do you have a desire to rank the Dancers outfits? Because some of them are so much better than others.

[@dhanakbhat3626]

Love this video 💖 We also need a video ranking surprise songs though

[@RuuBjAh1]

I agree with yellow for sure, but in combination with other colors it can be beautiful though! The yellow top with the orange skirt or the combination that we haven't had (yellow top with the green skirt) both are/seem like they could be beautiful. Especially since the first combo is giving Beautiful Eyes EP haha

[@Umh3003_3]

FINNALY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@gyattrizz22]

okay you're valid again because YES the blue lavender haze t-shirt dress is perfect

[@mindymulligan2397]

the pride associated with looking back through my eras tour videos and seeing almost all of the Gorgina outfits represented 😊😊😊 pink speak now dress supremacy !!!!

[@nikkipatten250]

The white Folklore dress is my absolute favorite!

[@meghansullivan6812]

THE GREEN FOLKLORE DRESS IS QUITE POSSIBLY MY FAV ERAS LOOK WHAT IN THE WORLD

[@um7239]

Long live should’ve been on the set list since the very beginning. It’s the most perfect song for this tour because it’s for the fans. Imo this tour is like a love letter to all of the fans. No matter what their favorite album is or whenever they joined the fandom. Imo she should’ve cut enchanted and kept long live. No one really cares about enchanted that much anymore she had her moment in the sun during the first few months of tour but now it’s time for her to go. I’m pretty sure she only added it. Because the bridge trended on TikTok in 2021 for like a month. It really sucked because all of the locals who were freaking out about it back then didn’t even get the meaning of the lyrics.

[@yelyah.m00n]

100% agree

[@_m4rtz_]

I love the mention of dance moms but it's so true😭

[@ts_the_man]

girl i have been praying for this video for ages 👐👐

[@lickkkkit]

I so agree on the flower dress you dubbed as the worst on tour 😭🤝

[@13roy12]

My Sunday gets better when my favourite ologist's favorite oligist post ❤️

[@theswiftologist]

PERIOD

[@deluluDarcy]

UR GREEN JACKET IS GIVING

[@Shan72393]

I loveeee the blue speak now dress! The style is my favorite, I wish she had a purple version of it!

[@wa11ie]

love a kiki moment, thank you so much for your service zach

[@ceciliaglezsilva]

And also the issue with de speak now flower dress is that it doesn’t fit quite right, it looks kinda big from the top and tight on the sleeves

[@shaoshihuang3688]

Your hair looks so good here. Great video as always!

[@theswiftologist]

Thank you so much!!

[@Charley-j4v]

Totally agree the bronze-colored gown looks so good on Taylor. It makes me wonder why I can't recall seeing her on a red carpet in that color. Simply gorgeous on her. On another note, as good as your podcast is, it does not make sense that you don't have a million subscribers.

[@SamanthaParker-ir2gq]

The pink body suit reveal with the boots and jacket gagged everyone ! I was watching the entire Brasil concert live and it was honestly as fun and memorable as the two shows I physically attended. Hearing her say guy on the Chiefs for the first time 🩷🩷🩷 the pink body suit was revealed after that but its connected to me.

[@josiesyt-t8t]

I agree with almost every single one of your rankings… I’m glad I’m not the only one who hates the cupcake tissue speak now dress 😭 !!

[@Maryb-j5k]

After this video, I’m rushing to watch Zach’s reaction to ME! Both the song and the music video 😂😂 I’m seated for what I might get 😂😂😂

[@qity5170]

4th time asking you to rank and rearrange the guts track list (with spilled) PLEASE ZACH

[@QueenieMoore-s3d]

I love the tangerine lover set 😊

[@Tom-vj3sp]

and you did it at my birthday dinner! (swiftologist posted on my bday)

[@theswiftologist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIVAAAA

[@Lazypandalovesart]

i’ve gotta say, I rlly love the og midnights bodysuit and the speak now flowers dress

[@rachelkibler5812]

Happy Sunday diva

[@Mother_is_Mothering306]

31:39 ok but like I feel like it’s morally wrong to not give shake it off cringy and weird choreography like it’s shake it off if you aren’t dancing like a dork you’re at the wrong concert

[@theswiftologist]

Shake it off has had plenty of weird and “cringey” choreo that is still actually good and well staged. For example the 1989 and rep tour. This choreography is staged badly lol it’s not about the theme of the moves it’s the sequence and the blocking!

[@Lookie752]

So exited for this video!! You might have to add some soon!

[@theswiftologist]

LOL probably!!

[@lewispowell6015]

Ok that seat geek sponsor is PERFECTTT. Just like this video!

[@theswiftologist]

[@Dylan-xu1dw]

The flower speak now dress has always reminded me of a half-plucked chicken making its way to the chopping block. Glad we haven’t seen it in a while

[@britaniihoeche6258]

Not a fan of the tentacles bodysuits for Fearless either. The Lover OG from the movie is my favorite as well as the second and last from midnights. I would die to wear one for five minutes they are so stunning. 🤩 I’ll be in the nosebleeds for my show but looking forward to seeing what she comes up with!❤

[@palomathereptilian]

I agree with most of your opinions here, especially regarding Taylor and yellow! Although I loved that she wore the yellow dress in my show, I don't think yellow suits her that much... And tbh I would go as far as say that yellow is the worst color, only a select few ppl looks great wearing yellow tbh (and that's definitely not my case, or Taylor, or anyone in my family)

[@TorturedSwiftie13]

FACTS about the sparkle guitars!! Epically Taylor’s but koi fish makes an exception

[@RainTheStrawberry]

"i see pink i put it in gorgina" this is my life philosophy

[@cookiesluvbloxburg]

15:23 YESS!! EXCATLYY!! WE NEED A SPARKLY RED AND BLACK GUITAR THAT MATCHES THE BODYSUIT FOR REDD

[@randomclips8434]

i went to argentina n3 and i got: -blue and gold lover (argentinian flag colors) -black blazer -blue guitar -silver noodle fearless dress -blue speak now -who's ts anyway, ew shirt -white folklore -orange 1989 -yellow surprise song dress -blue midnights oversize shirt -cutouts midnight bodysuit -blue karma jacket soooo good to have gone only once lol

[@yasmingoodwin9680]

I got to see the pink dress in Sydney and it was everythinggggg

[@alexanderwee2055]

Can we get an update of the Taylor swift song ranking? I think it’ll be rly funny to see how ur opinions have changed over the years

[@notreallybob669]

Her in pink is EVERYTHING TO ME no one understand how much I love the old 1989 pink fringe, pink dress ( THE speak now dress) pink shirt and pink and blue bodysuit and hot pink bodysuit we need more pink

[@reginaphalange-e4y]

We Stan BRUTALOGIST!!!

[@zofiazblewska9415]

Bold of you to make this before we get to see the new Reputation outfit

[@theswiftologist]

well......i would like to see it.

[@zofiazblewska9415]

@theswiftologist we all do, I will not allow myself to think that it's not gonna happen

[@zofiazblewska9415]

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