ranking ERAS TOUR FASHION with brutal honesty 💀 *controversial*

[@theswiftologist]

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[@brittney1113]

I LOVE the green folklore dress, the cutout on the waist is everything

[@jillsarah7356]

Right? It is THE coconut

[@iXsayXtaylorXyouXsayXswift]

@@jillsarah7356the coconut?

[@Th3blackdog.13.ৎ]

​@jillsarah7356 what??!?!?!

[@earoothadtargaryen1986]

The original pink and blue lover costume is the most iconic outfit of the tour…

[@wolf0220]

Fr

[@theswiftologist]

hmmm .... maybe so !!

[@PetersChristmastreefarm.13ৎ]

@@theswiftologisthi😊

[@Th3blackdog.13.ৎ]

​@@theswiftologistyea i like the tangerine better(its my fav color so u can say im a lil biased).

[@takemetothelakes14]

Nope golden and blue is iconicc

[@brookelouise1561]

As much as I enjoy the scripted videos, the nonsense kiki-ing is a big part of why I love your channel!

[@theswiftologist]

We gotta have a bit of both for the special sauce 🩷

[@tayluvofficial]

react to rep TV theories.

[@animarie9321]

@@tayluvofficialplease!

[@redTaylorsversion_us]

you're fearless for posting this

[@theswiftologist]

head first

[@Miki-hn5gv]

YAS FINALLY. gold and blue gets the recognition it deserves. a lot of flops on twitter say that it is her worst lmao

[@theswiftologist]

haters

[@SoHighSchool.13_tay]

@@theswiftologistno frr tho it’s my second fav

[@truf6117]

i like all of them but gold and blue is my least favorite, its only a 12/10

[@takemetothelakes14]

Exactly it’s magestic

[@omargutierrez5727]

​@@truf6117😂😂

[@DefineObsessed]

12:41 "Why have you highlighted the word ME? That's traumatising for me given past events." LMAO IM DEAD😭

[@theswiftologist]

we all know to which event i am referring ... rip ...

[@JebiIbej]

lmaoao cuz that's truee

[@jasontillett]

@@theswiftologistall I can think of is your old video reaction to ‘ME!’ 😭

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

Traumatising for ME! given past events*

[@J.fries28]

@AishKaur-w3pexactly

[@doldrums88]

“Something a little more blue-in-her-hair-for-the-teen-vogue-party” 😂 ily Zach

[@canlyhansen1588]

not the VIETNAMESE children sewing the garments 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@LimeSlimeee]

BYE

[@hustenfrostvn]

NAH😭😭😭😭😭

[@lisadeng5081]

I’m not getting it.

[@maybe.kayleee]

I can confirm I spend hours at the factory sewing each piece of each garment. Can confirm it gets tiring...still waiting for my food and my penny...

[@Mar1293]

@@lisadeng5081a lot of luxury brands and fast fashion brands actually use child labor in Asia.

[@SamAllen1]

I am SO GLAD we agree about the Red bodysuit bc I don't get why so many people love it! It looks cool, but my biggest issue is that it doesn't feel true to the red era fashion... like at all

[@emilyonizuka4698]

I thought it was for reputation at first ngl

[@SamAllen1]

@@emilyonizuka4698 Exactly!! The Red era fashion was very particular (the tour outfits specifically), and that outift isn't it. The 22 shirt and the coat are passable

[@LovingHimWasRedI3]

Like the black doesn’t really match, I know it’s easier for when she has the 22 shirt on but can’t we figure out something better??😭❤

[@SamAllen1]

@@LovingHimWasRedI3 Yes!! u get it u get it

[@Someoneoverthereintherainbow]

The amount of references to Taylor’s lyrics that Zach does needs be studied « it’s gorgeous i cant say anything to its face » 😭

[@podgedurka]

22:10 “when you put it in the context of all in which it lives and all that came before it” this line straight up murdered me 😂

[@flaregod4350]

screamed

[@banannamuffin6950]

I want to laugh but what does it mean I’m lost 😭

[@Emmy-rw8yl]

@@banannamuffin6950it’s a reference to something Kamala said in a speech

[@josiahforman5741]

same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Luciferwinchester]

I like the tiered Speak Now dress because it's a reference to "a gown shaped like a pastry" which is fun, and it's the sort of over the top campy dress a young girl would draw and picture for a princess so I think it really captures that kind of youthful daydreaming element of Speak Now.

[@theswiftologist]

but its ugly so

[@juliarosetwamley]

That’s a really nice take to have on it, I never thought of it that way 😇

[@mikaylabrainard6532]

it’s not my fave dress, but she debuted it along side long live in kansas city, so i have a soft spot for it

[@LovingHimWasRedI3]

I actually don’t mind the skirt part of it but I wish the top bodice part of it was a little shorter and fitted to her better , at some angles it just doesn’t show off her body that well if it makes sense, and I hate the mesh on the side of it too

[@penny1cent.x]

@@theswiftologist i agree

[@viliiliev9024]

My Sunday routine ain't complete without watching your new video

[@thejessicalawson]

Same!

[@beingthisyoungisart13]

well yes!

[@theswiftologist]

well yes!!

[@nikkifoley-c4p]

Same!

[@um7239]

Same

[@MahadeoraoIngole]

Zach is so sophisticated and elegant it's not even healthy

[@BirdzOnACloud]

Apparently the reason that a bunch of outfits were scrapped (including the fugly tissue dress and the pink karma jacket) is because there was a small fire backstage

[@theaxx1214]

watching this while sewing my tortured poets style dress in koi guitar coloring for my show in 2 weeks

[@theswiftologist]

omg that sounds amazing!

[@theaxx1214]

@@theswiftologist THANK YOUUU. not gonna sound amazing, when i have a mandatory mental breakdown in an hour 'cause it's not working out the way I want it to BUT we persevere

[@axolotl8546]

"something a little blue in her hair for the teen vogue party" is immediately making it's way into my vocabulary.

[@theswiftologist]

as it should !!

[@IsaDrop-rj4ry]

THANK YOU for speaking your truth about the tiger Fearless dress! I keep telling people that it looks like the skin of a pufferfish, but no one agrees.

[@angelamarie4137]

I love how we continually roast a woman we all literally worship. 😂 You know it's true. The snark is always so real. Maybe that's the difference between being fans versus sycophants.

[@dariaivaniuk9858]

Currently watching this from the hill in Munich waiting for the show lmao

[@theswiftologist]

WELL YESSSSS

[@Isabeltiful_da_bel]

Have a good time divaaaaa

[@sageslittlechannel]

Iconic, hopefully ur not dying from the heat

[@meghansullivan6812]

HAVE FUN

[@dariaivaniuk9858]

@@sageslittlechannel oh I almost did, I was wearing black leather shoes and my feet were BOILING. Thankfully I had an umbrella with me

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

I love Taylor in purple, but I think that's just because it's my favorite color, lol

[@AmIAllowedToCry013]

That is so real. I do think it’s so gorgeous on here too

[@um7239]

Same

[@ellehampton8804]

Anything pink or purple is fabulous on her.

[@tigerCola]

Purple is also her fav color

[@Kiernan477]

"fugly speak now dress" GAGGED OMG SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

[@truf6117]

well, beautiful is a interesting way to describe it!

[@nickd2557]

so excited!! got cancelled on reddit for saying i watch your vids for sane takes on taylor… anyways, here we are 🎉

[@pineapplepapercrafts]

That's why I'm here. 😊

[@theswiftologist]

those losers could never keep the cool people away from this channel x

[@walkingtheline1729]

I stay away from redit they can't seem to be in the gray area for taylor

[@nickd2557]

@@walkingtheline1729i just had the issue that people were PURPOSELY reading my comment wrong to come for me and attack my use of vocabulary💀 and i find swiftly neutral way too negative, they are bordering on mean. zach is what i called ‘neutral’ (before i got cancelled). he shows the good and the bad, and we love to see it!

[@walkingtheline1729]

@@nickd2557 I was on swiftly neutral in the beginning. I said John Mayer didn't seem like a good person when they were dating and they ganged up on me. That when I stopped. They act like vengeful ex lovers.

[@cafecafe12345]

you're so right for putting the blue and gold lover bodysuit higher than the blue and pink one. it doesn't get enough love

[@theswiftologist]

i know thats right

[@conversations_with_kara]

omg i saw the blue speak now dress in dublin as well and she looked like cinderella, it was so so gorgeous 😻😻

[@avainautumn]

CINDERELLA FOR ENCHANTED

[@cherryhappily]

i saw it in Sydney! a lot of the eras outfits are just so much more stunning in person

[@conversations_with_kara]

@@cherryhappily so true! you just cannot capture exactly how sparkly it is in a picture 💖

[@jessierehwald3809]

your curse in life is loving taylor in pink but hating her pink era 😂

[@theswiftologist]

LMAOOO

[@swiftieforever131]

20:25 little did you know we would never get a green version, only gold

[@ethanplatts5292]

I saw swiftologist posted and literally said SLAY so loud

[@re-e-ed23]

lmao "i will love joe alwin" hahaha😂😂😂😂 (personally i hope that she does a gold snake on the new rep bodysuit instead of green i just think it would look better and jt would also be a good reference to the rep tour fits)

[@mybillsarepaid4620]

wellll. thoughts?

[@SwifterThanASmokingGun]

You’re by far the best Taylor swift KZbinr. You’re smart, funny, and the best of all you actually have good reasons to backup your opinions 🎉!!!! Love you Zach ❤

[@theswiftologist]

thank you so much!! xx

[@emilywilson4805]

I LOVE THE FLOWER GOWN ITS SOOOOO CUTE AND SHINY

[@froyoyolo469]

The biggest flop ever was that she wore the YELLOW evermore dress for eras tour film

[@sateliteschinos]

That and the purple wrapper speak now dress 😭😭😭

[@Everest111]

“When you put it in the context in all of which it lives and what came before it, it is more than a coconut “ LMFAOOO 😭

[@taps_lock]

But the full yellow 1989 combo looked so gorgeous against the blue lights during the performance! She really shined ✨

[@arthur3609]

Funny fact: the Flower sleeve Speak Now Era dress was retired due to being hard for Taylor to play the guitar as she performed Long Live

[@AriaTurtle]

ZACH will you please please please make another video dissecting Taylor’s fashion sense. You are the only creator I’ve watched who actually gets a REAL sense of how Taylor dresses/makes styling choices etc (whether it’s her or a stylist) and the way you talk about it makes an artsy girly GAG as you say! I’d kill for a video on how to “dress like Taylor” but like more about how to emulate her *vibes* rather than just how to copy her looks, etc. Love your videos so much 🩷 never stop slaying and ignore the haters 💅🏻😎

[@manonxg]

The noodle dress should be its own category: Trash takes itself out

[@Khyathi_Gnan]

Clicked so fast it’s not even funny

[@ScaredOfMyGuitarLivie]

Clicked faster than you could say sabotage ✨

[@savannais_adork]

@ObsessedLivie Ahhhhhh yess! Better than revenge STANNN!

[@Swift_Blox13]

@@savannais_adorkyasss

[@clairekeifer]

The way I was on the floor laughing when you said the “me” was traumatizing

[@Mizukifan]

YESSSS GIVE US UR FASHION ADVICE DIVAAA

[@emilialw_]

your thoughts on karmas (and others) choreography is so real! i’d love to see a full ranking of the eras tour choreo

[@ananyamishra6071]

20:29 "I will love Joe Alwyn" Zachary you made me laugh so hard my parents had to check up on me 😂

[@sam.02468]

The tissue paper dress is so pretty Definitely top 3 in speak now dresses

[@alarmingtadpole4213]

The green jacket during the SeatGeek read is STUNNING on you omg

[@maryem9225]

“I Bet You Think About Me” why did u highlight the word “me” that’s traumatizing” 😭 love when Zack is unscripted.

[@ReyRey-c9q]

Please make another one for the end of the eras tour

[@finngordon9777]

Love I’m still holding out for surprise song rankings 🙏🙏

[@theswiftologist]

It’s coming! I’ve filmed it x

[@finngordon9777]

@@theswiftologist I’ll be watching 👢

[@ellehampton8804]

Really enjoyed this video. The Rep body suit is so iconic and will always represent Eras to me - as will the moss covered piano.

[@caitlynsanders7361]

rest in peace bronze evermore dress. we will always love you🤎🕊️

[@lc9264]

I actually love the detail thank you for doing the shoes 😭💖💖 making my inner child happy

[@bickerproductions]

Actually, the white speak now dress and flower speak now dress are retired. There was a small fire backstage and they both got burned, along with the neon pink karma jacket 😥

[@EnchantedTooWell]

oh no!!

[@Kenzierobbins_iscool]

Hey I just wanted to let you(not trying to be hatful) but the tissue speak now dress got burned back stage as well with many other outfits (there was a fire out break)so that’s why she hasn’t worn the tissue flower dress in a while

[@EJS-w6w]

Oh my!Thats horrible!

[@jillsarah7356]

You’re so right, the green leaf folklore dress is THE coconut 👏 🌴 🥥 🌿 And I too miss the bronze evermore dress…it was SO gorgina

[@Sumz1112]

ok let’s be real she slayed with every outfit and you slayed with this video ❤

[@melanyanguilar5620]

I personally LOVE the tissue paper speak now dress! But I agree with you on the purple layered cupcake dress, I hate that one as well 😂

[@saida-b6w]

The speak now flower dress is a hate crime

[@RuuBjAh1]

I agree with yellow for sure, but in combination with other colors it can be beautiful though! The yellow top with the orange skirt or the combination that we haven't had (yellow top with the green skirt) both are/seem like they could be beautiful. Especially since the first combo is giving Beautiful Eyes EP haha

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

Thank you for making this. A kiki is just what I need to take my mind off the internet rage machine. Also, I know why you like pink on Taylor. It's giving Barbie.

[@TaylorSwift_isNotOverParty.]

Omg, I totally agree with you on the black fearless dress. I literally had said the same thing, that it looked cheep or it was that last minute eras tour dress outfit from Amazon.🤭

[@Khyathi_Gnan]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

[@missmultipleaffairs]

Am I the only one who wants an updated video with the tour ending and all the outfits? Pls do it again Zach we love you and all the work you do

[@pastelchxrm]

This is giving me flashbacks to your video reacting to the eras setlist last year for some reason

[@Gratefulrose36]

I do love the orange bodysuit and wish it were used more

[@AbielWondwosen-r2m]

Well, the tour's over. That means it's time for the full version of this! NOW!😝

[@delightfulmochas]

Has Zach done a dream eras tour outfit setlist? i. e., pick a lover bodysuit, blazer, fearless dress, etc. for each outfit change in the show

[@livrose3567]

The 1989 tour shake it off costumes looked SO cheap like they were from wish. The eras tour versions are infinitely better

[@Jessnberries]

THANK YOU for such a thorough analysis and compilation. The fandom needed it.

[@RainTheStrawberry]

"i see pink i put it in gorgina" this is my life philosophy

[@The-Hufflepuff-Swiftie]

B-b-but…the purple tassels in Lover are so pretty 😢 I LIVE LAUGH LOVE the Purple Lover Bodysuit 💜💜💜 Love the vid tho!!!

[@gyattrizz22]

okay you're valid again because YES the blue lavender haze t-shirt dress is perfect

[@Umh3003_3]

FINNALY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@deana7310]

Ideas for a fun episode. Do you have a desire to rank the Dancers outfits? Because some of them are so much better than others.

[@meghansullivan6812]

THE GREEN FOLKLORE DRESS IS QUITE POSSIBLY MY FAV ERAS LOOK WHAT IN THE WORLD

[@Charley-j4v]

Totally agree the bronze-colored gown looks so good on Taylor. It makes me wonder why I can't recall seeing her on a red carpet in that color. Simply gorgeous on her. On another note, as good as your podcast is, it does not make sense that you don't have a million subscribers.

[@Marina-nn4md]

The speak now tissue dress was CRAZY. And tiered cake dress is also crazy. It’s also crazy how she has so many options to sing just one song. Speak Now set is out of control.

[@theswiftologist]

what should be out of control is the song selection ..... but she wont yield ....

[@Mother_is_Mothering306]

31:39 ok but like I feel like it’s morally wrong to not give shake it off cringy and weird choreography like it’s shake it off if you aren’t dancing like a dork you’re at the wrong concert

[@theswiftologist]

Shake it off has had plenty of weird and “cringey” choreo that is still actually good and well staged. For example the 1989 and rep tour. This choreography is staged badly lol it’s not about the theme of the moves it’s the sequence and the blocking!

[@deluluDarcy]

UR GREEN JACKET IS GIVING

[@TheTorturedPoetsDepartment11ts]

17:38 Let's just agree your opinion is wrong and the cupcake dress is the most stunning dress I've seen in my whole life🥰

[@speakmore.13]

finally a hot pink bodysuit lover! its my all time favorite outfit on the tour and i love it so much more after seeing it live

[@notreallybob669]

Her in pink is EVERYTHING TO ME no one understand how much I love the old 1989 pink fringe, pink dress ( THE speak now dress) pink shirt and pink and blue bodysuit and hot pink bodysuit we need more pink

[@nikkipatten250]

The white Folklore dress is my absolute favorite!

[@qity5170]

4th time asking you to rank and rearrange the guts track list (with spilled) PLEASE ZACH

[@Maryb-j5k]

After this video, I’m rushing to watch Zach’s reaction to ME! Both the song and the music video 😂😂 I’m seated for what I might get 😂😂😂

[@robertacasacchia4708]

THANK GOD, someone who agrees with the fact that the pink versions are THE BEST

[@dhanakbhat3626]

Love this video 💖 We also need a video ranking surprise songs though

[@Shan72393]

I loveeee the blue speak now dress! The style is my favorite, I wish she had a purple version of it!

[@Layze-Fanpage13]

I agree with you on the tissue dress but putting the karma jackets at return to sender is where I toe the line😭

[@alexnicole6806]

My Sunday is officially complete 🩷 can’t wait to watch this! So my favorite is the folklore blue dress, I’m excited to see where you put that! I hate those fugly long noodle dresses so again, excited to see where you put that 🩵💛

[@alexnicole6806]

Oh and the blue speak now dress! So excited to see where you put everything!

[@ts_the_man]

girl i have been praying for this video for ages 👐👐

[@wa11ie]

love a kiki moment, thank you so much for your service zach

[@shaoshihuang3688]

Your hair looks so good here. Great video as always!

[@theswiftologist]

Thank you so much!!

[@ceciliaglezsilva]

And also the issue with de speak now flower dress is that it doesn’t fit quite right, it looks kinda big from the top and tight on the sleeves

[@13roy12]

My Sunday gets better when my favourite ologist's favorite oligist post ❤️

[@theswiftologist]

PERIOD

[@cj3617]

I love her in green (also my favorite color) and I hope she does a “green out” for debut TV. I doubt she will do it, but Imagine a light green lover bodysuit and a dark green midnights bodysuit.. 😮

[@um7239]

Long live should’ve been on the set list since the very beginning. It’s the most perfect song for this tour because it’s for the fans. Imo this tour is like a love letter to all of the fans. No matter what their favorite album is or whenever they joined the fandom. Imo she should’ve cut enchanted and kept long live. No one really cares about enchanted that much anymore she had her moment in the sun during the first few months of tour but now it’s time for her to go. I’m pretty sure she only added it. Because the bridge trended on TikTok in 2021 for like a month. It really sucked because all of the locals who were freaking out about it back then didn’t even get the meaning of the lyrics.

[@yelyah.m00n]

100% agree

[@chubbo101]

controversial opinion: there are only two evermore dresses and i have PROOF. The dress changes colour depending on how it’s spotlighted. If you watch the eras tour movie, it looks orange during willow because the spotlights and using an orange wash. During marjorie however, the main spotlight on the delay tower is washing it with white whilst the back spotlight on the stage is washing it with yellow/orange, making it look yellow. This means the colour looks different depending on where you are as it has two different colours illuminating it. In addition, the designers of the costumes were announced when the tour first started and ETRO (evermore dress designers) had confirmed there were only two dresses.

[@jppurple98]

Fun rankings! I do like her in pink too 😊 I would have put the Purple Speak now dress at the top. I gagged when she came out in it! The Tortured poets dress would have been bottom tier for me. It didn’t fit right IMO. I was surprised she didn’t announce anything at the end of the tour or on her birthday 🤔

[@lunawolf6288]

I love Taylor lying on the piano it’s adorable

[@_m4rtz_]

I love the mention of dance moms but it's so true😭