ranking times when taylor swift was THEEE agent of chaos

[@britneyc.3341]

When Jack Antonoff revealed that 'You're Losing Me' was written and recorded on December 5th, 2021. I personally think a lot of Swifties including me died lol.

[@emmmma143]

He had zero reason to reveal the date, he just wanted to cause a stir and that he did lol

[@ia490]

Truly a canon event

[@a.l8661]

And on my birthday too like they just wanted to hurt me personally

[@HsioxIdixii]

We thank Jack for being messy 🫶

[@gwenllian3630]

@@a.l8661 omg we have the same birthday!

[@taylorsversionmz]

i honestly feel like taylor knew Cats wasnt gonna be great but was just excited to play a cat so she went with it 😂

[@weeaboobaby]

YESSSSSSS LMAOOOOOOOOO, I love the fact that she's so unapologetic of participating in that movie 😂😂😂 She genuinely looks SO proud of it

[@annamariesieberns9894]

I agree! It is so something that I would do going into a project I knew that it would be something kind of fun for myself, regardless of whether or not it was necessary to be proud of it or not. I have fun doing it, that’s all that really matters, right? Lol.

[@AndromacheNY]

Yeah. She's said it's made her a better cat mom. She had a true blast.

[@jackielehman8945]

If you listen to the interviews she always says she just wanted to have fun and wanted to just take it all in, she has never really said she liked the film.😂

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

@@jackielehman8945 Even in the James Corden segment where she was with J. Hudson and Rebel dressed like cats to promote the film, it looked like she was being held at g*npoint to be in that skit.

[@starrymak]

“today I’m gonna be doing something….not that thoughtful” 😂😭

[@sandrine1989]

and yet it still was thoughtful!!

[@lindsayschmidt2177]

Her sticking her tongue out when she sees Justin and Selena is still so funny

[@IssabellaPerezCruz7]

Did y'all see Justin's reaction tho? He looked annoyed or upset while Selena looked happy to see him

[@victoriap1561]

​@@IssabellaPerezCruz7yep Selena is trying to kiss him and he moves his face and that's the moment Taylor sticks her tongue out. I wonder what was going on there. Mess

[@Nick-l3o4x]

"She was a diplomatic giraffe" 🤣

[@asiabroome]

This is comment killed me 🤣

[@folkmore.forever]

Ikr i started dying!!

[@lemonysimmer]

i almost died laughing omg lmaaaaooooo

[@gabrielladidjurgeit5622]

The change of the rep bodysuit 2 days ago was CRAZY! The craziest part of it was the scream the whole audience did, I’ve never heard of an artist that got that reaction out of an outfit, insane

[@AidenStahl-r5e]

yes. This and playing i did something bad on London Night 6 😂

[@cohilsebe]

It literally made it in the headlines .. my MIL showed me lol

[@Vimge4]

OMG and with the rain pouring down on her as she performed LWYMMD... The universe and forces of nature conspiring in her favour to make it even more iconic. I DIED watching.

[@tinan2179]

Wearing sparkly clothes… stomping around stage with her pigeon-toed walk… hypnotizing 😵‍💫 people to throw money at regurgitated 🤮 ‘songs’, strictly for her gain… That’s how she smugly DISTRACTS from her limited ‘talent’. Also with those many celebrity feuds (to annihilate her competitors with fake accusations) and those many famous boyfriends of hers (just to be talked about). MEAN GIRL… Newsflash: that Shifty Swift is a BAD person, not Kanye.

[@kerrisouth]

​@@cohilsebelol

[@melissathw]

“You know who are you, I love you” and “this is the happiest I’ve ever been” were INSANE

[@akis1o17]

Her full name is Taylor Alison Messy Chaos Swift

[@theswiftologist]

periodt

[@MissteriousMisstress]

She's a Dr. Show some respect. 😅

[@royallyrics9309]

should've included THE ANTHOLOGY surprise. personally for me that moment was an instant kill for me and for every swiftie

[@IditarodBro]

Me too!!!

[@lkcough]

Why? You got more music

[@aidasaneh8869]

​@@lkcoughthey mean "kill" in good way😂😂 like it was so baffling and so good you couldn't process it (which is accurate concerning the anthology)

[@royallyrics9309]

@@aidasaneh8869 yeah. And has anyone saw the Anthology coming?ANYONE?

[@Feriellll-13]

​@@royallyrics9309 i think lots of people expected a 3am version, but definitely not another 16 tracks

[@rebeccakelley9057]

Your scripted videos are phenomenal...you always come off like a wise-but-not-jaded tenured professor of pop culture who is frequently invited to be a guest on CNN, and I soak up your bestowed wisdom like a thirsty sponge in the desert. BUT - I absolutely LOVE when you remind us that at your core you are a messy-boots, drama-loving, full-hand-heart Swiftie who loves nothing more than engaging in a good old-fashioned kiki about our favorite girl. Your videos always make me happy. :)

[@theswiftologist]

thank you so much diva!! glad you like both

[@kerrisouth]

So well said! We love it all and you put it so well.

[@billyrainbow]

"James Cordon... well" i chuckle.

[@theswiftologist]

worst person alive x

[@sarahvienna1650]

So glad Taylor Tomlinson, a real Swiftie, replaced him at late night. We cheer!

[@SB-ux9tq]

I think I'm missing the tea. Someone please fill me in

[@AndromacheNY]

​@@theswiftologist I mean... I'm from NYC & he's not running for Despot of the US. There are worse.

[@beingthisyoungisart13]

Finally a KIKI

[@beingthisyoungisart13]

My favorite videos

[@LimeSlimeee]

What does "KIKI" mean? 😭 Sorry I'm kinda new

[@louhvv]

it was needed

[@theswiftologist]

you know i had to do it to em.....

[@louhvv]

@@LimeSlimeeeit’s like a tea spilling session

[@causeimnachoprincess]

Seeing it all laid out like this is sooo crazy like she really put the diva on hold for years. So glad she's not hiding anymore!

[@matthewcousins1227]

Taylor performing mean at the Grammys a year after a journalist criticized her, will always be the amount of petty that I love from her

[@SandraGrauschopf]

In my own personal headspace, Thank You Aimee is a sequel to Mean, and talking to that journalist

[@theswiftologist]

oooooh tea

[@annalupton9284]

That critic is still whining about her to this day. Bob lefsetz, I looked him up. He never shut up about her after mean. It's so pathetic 💀

[@kitschesque]

My personal headcanon is that one of the Kardashians themselves leaked the phone call... "Blood's thick but nothing like a payroll"...

[@angelamarie4137]

Mine is that Kanye did it because Kim filed for divorce.

[@xakoi3069]

wait, i actually wish Taylor would incorporate your explanation that “parts of herself were put on ice with joe” into a song because that’s such an accurate description of how it seems and something so common in relationships also we love our chaotic queen, thank you so much for this fun video 💖

[@dudesnowman]

the catalogue on streaming on witness release day is the funniest thing she's ever done

[@theswiftologist]

trulllyyyyyy

[@bluedolphin814]

Messyologist is back we used to pray for days like these

[@AlexRoshanStewart]

I forgot why Sundays are so excellent.

[@milaces1323]

Taylor's Cats role haunts me, I'm so glad it'll be ranked!

[@angelamarie4137]

On a high note, Andrew Lloyd Weber gave her absolutely glowing praise for her work on their song together.

[@meriboberi]

This was a brilliant video idea! I kept waiting for the moment Taylor Swift released "Mean," though. That whole song and the lore around it lives rent free in my brain. A guy with a BLOG with no readers said she couldn't sing at a time when, well, she could have benefitted from some voice lessons, and she just went full "You're a liar and alone in life and MEAN!" Absolutely chaotic response.

[@jeslay5327]

I was so scared when I saw that photo of Taylor preforming cardigan for with the infamous “I love you”

[@scottbrice6898]

“A crucial part of her mess discography” is killing meeee

[@catzens]

You forgot one of my personal favourite chaotic tay moments: The post break up vmas with her shady speech when talking about IKYWT. THE ABSOLUTE GAGGERY. + her and selena’s reactions throughout the show LMAO

[@r1tw1k]

crashing the kennedy wedding is arguably her most chaotic moment

[@That_BrownGirl]

She is the queen of chaos and You are also a chaos for posting so freaking often... I'm not complaining for either

[@courtydances]

“anytime Tayvis does anything people are dying” exactly

[@RalphEssers-qf4rh]

For a relatively new swifty, this is actually a great overview of some important lore moments :)

[@rheya1029]

I'll never get over seeing "karma is the guy on the chiefs" live, IN PERSON. I STILL HAVE THE RECORDING ON MY PHONE. Karma was so good to me oh my god

[@theswiftologist]

boots on the ground for herstory

[@Mother_is_Mothering306]

Taylor the drama queen❌ Taylor the queen of drama✅

[@muskaan3711]

I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me

[@avamae6488]

I love how ME! haunts you so much

[@diannemcdonald4626]

For me-lol- ME, is her worst song. I skip over it.

[@AndromacheNY]

I'm one of those weirdos who actually enjoys it. Even Spelling is Fun! There's something about saying, "I'm going to write an anthem celebrating what an unapologetically melodramatic dork I am" that warms my unapologetically melodramatic dorky heart. I like that she's her own champion of absurdity. I love the scene in French at the beginning. And if it weren't for me, Mother wouldn't have Benjamin! 🎉 I don't mind being in the grinning glittered minority on this one. Just because she's a pop icon doesn't mean she needs to only give what people ask for. True artists have to create stuff that brings them joy even if it doesn't always bring acclain or commercial success. Me! & Cats are examples of Taylor putting down her astrolabes, voodoo dolls, and calculators and just being a creative goofball having a good time. I love that for her.

[@lawschoolproceeds4402]

Every now and again, I remember that video CH posted for their one year anniversary and Taylor’s help-me/dead behind the eyes expression and just start cackling

[@devorikimbro6996]

I'm not one of the folks who denies that Joe was involved in writing some of the songs on f/e/M - but I do agree that she saw the end of their relationship coming, and her being sure that he had the songwriting credits under the pen name was her thinking ahead along the lines of alimony. He had certainly gotten used to a certain standard of living while they were together, and I think she wanted to make sure he had an income stream if they broke up.

[@suzie_do_you_copy]

I think that the ME! Situation is that Taylor is very much an emo girly at heart (please refer to all of the Speak Now era) and therefore had the dream to one day be in the studio with Brendon freaking Urie. It just so happened that High Hopes released on 2018, and miss girle must have been like "OMG I WANT THIS SOUND FOR LOVER/DAYLIGHT, THIS IS MY CHANCE!". And, so, yeah.

[@anywaysssss]

another swiftologist upload and i feel fed !

[@juliavoltmann8046]

just started the video, saw all the things you were ranking, and now i’m EXCITED

[@theswiftologist]

Have fun!!!!

[@kirstycassells915]

We love to see how top heavy this ranking is - our messy messy queen

[@AmySay]

i love how messy this ranking is but how thoughtful all the explanations are!

[@theswiftologist]

Glad you like them!!!!!

[@dominika3897]

"the agent of chaos" would be a perfect title for a song or an album!

[@ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS]

the agent of chaos sounds like a better title if we compare it to THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

[@RedPaperStudies]

Sometimes I hate it here in my life And your videos are like a secret garden Thank you

[@balladofolivia]

i rock with this

[@meghansullivan6812]

4:00 gOD honestly I appreciate so much how NOT shy Taylor was about letting joe know how fucking mad she was!!! I'm thinking about this one shit show of a situationship I had and how angry i was about how he ended things but at the same time feeling so ...embarrassed at the same time for reacting how I was

[@rosegresskar]

I am obsessed with this channel. Why did my algorithm not put you in my path before? I’ve binged on all your videos, looooove your reaction videos and really appreciate your more profound essays. Congrats on your work. ❤

[@theswiftologist]

[@reginanewport-so3du]

I love when she found out about the hug from Taylor Swift campaign and she actually showed up!

[@livelurklaugh]

Speaking of chaos and being messy, I am the only one on the planet that remembers this: before 2013 Grammys, there were rumors saying she was feuding with Carrie Underwood because of her joke about Taylor when hosting 2012 CMAs. Carrie addressed about this to the press but Taylor never did, at the time I believed Taylor's team was the one behind this messiness. At the live event, Taylor was front row. After Carrie performed, almost everyone gave standing ovation except for Taylor who visibly sat down (not caught on the live broadcast, but there were some footages), which is so not her to not cheer for anyone performing on stage.

[@briannatullius4733]

You reminded me of so many pop culture moments that really should have warned me of how unhinged she would be with Travis 😂

[@bruhyouare6720]

i love that this channel is a safe space for gaylor slander and hate!! 😍😍😘😘

[@theswiftologist]

[@alexnicole6806]

This is Sunday brunch mimosas vibes and I loooove it ❤️

[@theswiftologist]

exactly

[@Faeriesrock900]

I go to the church of the Swiftologist every Sunday morning and I wouldn’t want to be part of any other religion! I also love our messy queen! I’ve been around since Debut and I have lived through every one of these iconic moments! Watching this video was like going through my high school yearbook and then going to a class reunion where we stand around and toast the CHAOS! Loved it so much. 😂

[@aubbookedup]

I love this. You are so dynamic and versatile. I love these videos because I feel like I’m yapping with my friend over drinks and apps but then I also love your journalistic videos where I feel like I’m getting the most pertinent and informative information that is well researched and well thought out. Bravo!!!!!!

[@DJJoeG]

great vid, as always! Just FYI - there's a jump cut past your comments and placement on Taylor's first appearance at the Chiefs' football game (46:48). would love to see your reaction since it landed in 'people died.' Thanks again for the thoughtful and entertaining commentary. :)

[@michaelhurley3171]

I forgive Taylor for Cats, because how could she say no to a movie about Cats?!!!

[@MadisonDT21]

Fr

[@satarupagingerkolay]

When Zach started throwing those pop culture meme lines like, "A moment that is the most pleasing...." while introducing the tiers, I started getting Mike's Mic flashbacks! Hence proved that the people I follow are iconic and they love to do iconic shit.

[@katherinepierce7948]

I think Taylor was innocent in KaneyKim feud, but I think she just wasn't smart about it. Kaney and Kim have always been drama and engagement seekers. She should have stayed away and enjoy her moment, but she focused yet again on the negative. She did the same think for her Artist of the decade award speech, focusing on the bad rather than ecelbrating her accomplishments.

[@gabrieldias5]

The amount of lore in this… amazing

[@codyhudson7126]

I LOVE how you are a swifty, but not biased and still call out the crazy and the things that just arent right. If you dont like a song, album, video you dont lie. 😂 I know I'm gonna get the truth, unfiltered and I'm 100% here for it! You're the one swifty account I'll watch everytime. Love your videos and how hard you work! Its appreciated. ❤❤❤

[@mayal7160]

I watched Ginny and Georgia after the whole tweet debacle and in the context of the show you're not even supposed to agree with the character anyways when she says the Taylor comment so the entire situation was always kind of funny to me.

[@jlamouth1]

I find the London era interesting!! When madonna Married guy richie and moved to London she was also a completely different person. I find so many parallels with that that moment and this tailor era.

[@Emmy-rw8yl]

We needed a kiki and Zach delivered 🫡

[@JR47625]

I literally wake up on Sunday mornings so excited for a new Swiftologist video.

[@laurenr2040]

i enjoyed every second of this messy taylor will forever be iconic may she never stop amen

[@estadoagridulce]

i’m honestly saying this, but i love that taylor expresses her anger so openly, i feel that women in general we tend to feel guilty for feeling angry, and anger as an emotion is such a no for women, we are always expected to forgive those who wronged us or hurt us and taylor is like “fuck it”.

[@love.ananan]

I don't know if u already done this but if u didn't can you do a ranking of Taylor's friends and how much they were part of the mess or lore... Love ya❤

[@theswiftologist]

on my list!

[@SomeonePink-uj4gd]

another MESSY moment is the 2013 golden globes incident. "there's a special place in hell for women that don't support other women" like girl nooooooo you did not just tell tina fey and amy poehler to go to hell 😭😭😭

[@beepbeepmeowmeows]

That kept me seated with a full French press of coffee ❤️❤️ I was a “people died” when Red TV/All Too Well 10 min came out. I died a casual fan and came back reincarnated as a swiftie. I love that you clocked the wave of new fans from that moment (of course you did)

[@mollyturnbaugh]

I would LOVE the chaotic energy that would come with a self debate about some of the most iconic Taylor theories. I feel like it would be a really interesting way to show off your journalistic skills to try to make a convincing argument for something that is clearly just… not… and then shut yourself right on down. 🤣 I don’t know why I would love to watch that but I feel like it would itch a special spot in my brain to watch it. 🤣🤣

[@camilla8843]

LOVED this video! Entertaining, educating, fun, you name it. Thank you for blessing us once again

[@theswiftologist]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@superscarf]

Great video! I appreciated that the events were in chronological order and they also show our fave agent of chaos is nothing if not consistent. 😆

[@aliph7838]

This video proves that Taylor is an incredibly smart person. A tiny evil, but still so smart.

[@Brandon-tw7ys]

21:33 taylor getting involved in swiftie mess is so funny😭

[@sarahunser8904]

Brilliant and thoughtful. You took me back to when she called out getting a Grammy because the one she wrote the song/album about was in the audience. Chaos Queen.

[@dieHetster]

Oh thank you for bringing joy to my Sunday! Taylor, chaos and Swiftologist - a few of my favourite things.

[@cassandral.5840]

I love u zach but the "get up on ur good foot" is a line attacking a black woman who survived g*n violence. Its not the line you might think it is....

[@jonasreich3607]

Will we get a video a tier ranking 2024 chaotic moments? 😊

[@theswiftologist]

but of COURSE.

[@Elway07-o4s]

What a fun way to start my day. Thanks Zach.

[@theswiftologist]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@michelefivealive]

the glow up is glow uping!! you look stunnnnnnnnnn

[@theswiftologist]

thank you doll!!! xx

[@folklorepotter]

omg we finally got a silly laugh i was WAITING for todays sunday video

[@MissteriousMisstress]

Can i just say how calming your voice is. I love it for the tea but once ive sipped it i watch your chanel for nevous system relaxation. ❤

[@theswiftologist]

thank you

[@avani_tak]

i love the thoughtful swiftologist, but i love the kili swiftologist even moreee✨

[@muskaan3711]

The swiftologist video titles and thumbnails are always on point 🔥

[@iampandatheblue]

Sundays are incomplete without a swiftologist video!! ❤️💕

[@sabrinarodrigues629]

Get a life

[@homidjohn]

12:56 "Every day she was doing a fashion show. She was showing her empty bag,…" 😭

[@itspricila]

ive been wanting a video like this!! thank you Zack for delivering messy boots reporting as usual

[@pranjalidixit9728]

A certain turkey gone and We got the old Taylor back!!

[@missmultipleaffairs]

Newer Agent of Chaos moment unlocked Keeping the same Reputation bodysuit for so, so long Then proceeding to finally bring out a new one and shake the entire world to its fucking core I'm still gagged

[@eeah1]

I want one of these DAILY

[@-eliaplayz-5766]

Zach I absolutely crave your videos!! they are so entertaining and funny! you also make all your points really easy to understand even if they are complicated! keep up the amazing work :)

[@theswiftologist]

thanks pal

[@harperluu]

Your hair looks incredible like this! It really suits you.

[@royallyrics9309]

I just came from my walk and found out about the food you gave. Thanks for feeding us zach

[@theswiftologist]

Welcome!!

[@anamariasabogalprado6686]

36:35 “this was 9/11 for me” 💀

[@averydtv]

Zach I would love to hear you and Madeline revisit Midnights with the context that we have now

[@Chikadulce10]

Joe Alwyn’s official nickname being “the turkey” will never not be funny 😂

[@mandanicole9104]

Born and raised chiefs fan. Fan of taylor since the day she burst the scene. I'm all for tayvis. How did my two favorite things find each other? Crazy

[@sammijayne8291]

watching this as I get ready for night 3 of the eras tour in Miami just feels correct!

[@theswiftologist]

OMGGG have the best time ever

[@MadisonDT21]

I hope you have an amazing time and get the surprise songs you want!!

[@tadejlah902]

The king of comedy posted again

[@jonpierveliz2236]

You forgot the Olivia deja vu situation

[@theswiftologist]

i did not forget it it was intentionally not included lol. i'm not having a kiki about that...

[@jonpierveliz2236]

@@theswiftologist that’s fair hahaha

[@lindsayschmidt2177]

I died when Sophie and Taylor went out together as a longtime Sophie stan. I also died when Sophie posted Mr. Perfectly Fine and tagged Taylor in an Instagram story before Sophie and Joe ended things 👀

[@homidjohn]

Gosh I love of my semi-veteran history at this thing (if not being a veteran like yourself) because a lot of these moments are unironically *YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO GET IT* moments.

[@albertxyzs]

we needed this kiki diva

[@AMoniqueOcampo]

As of recently, she chose chaos again by choosing to do a debutation mashup (Should've Said No + I Did Something Bad), followed by loml + White Horse.

[@louhvv]

the girls NEEDED a kiki this sunday morning!