Ranking Every Frozen Pizza Ever

[@csavage00]

very nice that Lucas, Lucas 2.0, and Lucas Lite were all included in this video. feels like a family dinner

[@samisugarcube]

LMFAO NOT LUCAS LITE

[@nobody1748]

Lucas lite 😭😂💀 pleaseeeee

[@brianablische8976]

this comment 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@ASimpleBall]

Oh my god

[@katelizabeth7264]

This is hands down the best comments I've ever read in my entire life 😂😂😂😂 what makes it even better is the fact that it's literally true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sophieterry8175]

Watched Lucas as a kid, now watching Jacob as an adult. Full circle.

[@b0redgh0st]

We old 👵🏼

[@icarlyrocks1011]

Lucas: the harsh critic Jacob: very detailed reviews Ethan: just here for the free pizza

[@jesussaves_28]

this is the truest thing i’ve read and i’ve barely watched the video

[@KobiTheFluffinator]

*pissa

[@chrismayer3919]

Yeah, that sounds about right…

[@FiercedeityBrad]

You guys should start a series called the cruik-ranks where you rank frozen foods and other foods.

[@samisugarcube]

I second this

[@ericahenn9145]

@@samisugarcube I third this

[@joseperez670]

Agreed!

[@xc7525]

i'am fourthing this! all hail science!

[@gummybearyeeah]

I fifth this .

[@Laffytaffysyd]

Ethan not being bald is jarring to me. Let him join the bald brothers!

[@grannybible]

📞 Ethan with the good hair

[@terrym5023]

@@grannybible exactly!

[@FiercedeityBrad]

Ethan hasn't really felt like a cruikshank brother until the dropping a hot pan on his toe story lol 😆 idk why but it did

[@dayanara_xox]

Fr tho

[@karlazazueta4321]

I just love how in every single food video Lucas always says he enjoys bad crappy food better than like fresh food ugh I love it I agree 🤣

[@kennedyl10]

y’all’s impact… only 5 mins into this video i started ordering a pizza. the delivery price was so high so i didn’t go through with the order. but just know i crave pizza now. i have a frozen lasagna so i’m just gonna eat that i guess.

[@kennedyl10]

@Parking_lot182 the lasagna takes SO long to cook though

[@OZBKLoL]

Even though you guys have the taste buds of 5 year olds, I still trust your reviews. 😀

[@tories8135]

These videos being me pure joy. Who needs antidepressants when the Cruikshanks post videos?? (Me. I do. The vids just add a little more serotonin to the dose)

[@stephanielewis7858]

Yep! They’re my comfort youtubers. Been watching Lucas since like 2014 and then Jacob when he started. Haven’t followed any other KZbinr for this long. And theres always a new video when I come on it feels like!

[@FearRKO]

Same lol they're both in my top 5 youtubers for sure

[@whitneymccuiston6236]

“The pepperoni kinda taste like hamster.” I literally cackled😂😂

[@kkascha]

the scariest thing is that i understand what he meant…

[@ashlyn8562]

I wish my text tone was Jacob saying pizza. I love that shit.

[@melissafonseca4193]

Peesa

[@BeatrizSouza-bg3ri]

More videos feeding Ethan, please.

[@FeverFo]

9:39 this is random but that pizza slice looks so perfect

[@Bigbuffamelia]

Lucas be tasting everything BUT the pizza

[@MsLizzieGurl]

Jacob's reviews just keep getting more and more descriptive and informative

[@Cat-xxxxx]

These uploads make me so happy. You guys are such a blessing ❤

[@picnicforfrogs]

you guys have altered my brain to see bald as the default so seeing ethan with hair now feels wrong 🤣

[@Jerrica8123]

The Totino’s party pizzas ARE top tier. If it wasn’t so late I’d go put one in the oven right now.

[@katelizabeth7264]

It's never too late. Eat one for me too please. 😂

[@LilyPenguin123]

I firmly believe they're only enjoyed by nostalgia. I don't have the nostalgia for em. And I dislike em, but then my bestie who grew up on em, loves em, etc.

[@Meeeeewweeeeeep]

I love the way this is edited! Really gave off a reality tv vibe

[@chana777]

frr i was so nervous when Jacob announced the top 3 pizzas

[@bibby4838]

I loved the transitions of you putting the pizzas in the oven and cutting, especially when you almost dropped it 😂

[@kateashleyllave5192]

seeing jacob and lucas bald then ethan with a full head of hair got me scared for a second there lmao

[@caroline-hh9os]

LUCAS IS FINALLY CONFIDENT IN HIS BALDNESS AND NOT WEARING A HAT IM SO PROUD

[@ashleighsprings9732]

Ethan sounds so southern and I’m not even mad😌bless his heart

[@Frederique2496]

I am watching this while eating pizza. Nothing better than a good frozen pizza on a thursday afternoon while watching my favorite internet boys am i right

[@Zariaparsonssindell]

16:40 I love the Red Baron deep dish small pizzas. I love me soft dough crust that’s why I put all my pizzas in the microwave instead of the over. It gets crunchy in the over which I hate I love soft dough more like pizza rolls

[@Seiferboi]

My family has eaten frozen pizza every Saturday since the early 90s! Eat pizza while watching Brit coms like Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served?, Mr. Bean, 'Allo 'Allo and all the others! My fave is the Tombstone Supreme pizza! The only time I've had Red Baron, I ended up with food poisoning and I haven't touched that brand since!

[@joethfc3]

Lucas's opinions on frozen pissa are completely delusional

[@LuvFearlessly]

8:02 the shade?? 👀

[@maiadennis6850]

Jacobs voice is therapeutic

[@Annaskyee]

Lucas saying it tastes like hamster captured exactly how I feel and have never been able to put into words

[@crunchycrispychip3266]

You should rank Lunchables next

[@beyond.brenbren8338]

lucas not being a pizza person is so rude 💔

[@thebalancedvirgin4893]

It was 9:45am when I started watching this and I couldn't hold off on the frozen pizza I got for dinner. Pizza for breakfast it is!

[@FaithsLifeOnFilm]

You guys should do a video trying vegan frozen food or just vegan options of food and compare it

[@drewed1781]

Jacob: "we did it for the science community." science community: "but you knew what brand each pizza was."

[@marcosalvarez6470]

Ethan’s accent ✨

[@PamelaWarren56]

I enjoyed the editing on this one!

[@kinnyclaire7332]

I love red baron. makes me feel nostalgic because I always ate it at my grandma's growing up and I eat it now.

[@scarwars]

Is the roomate Lucas mentioned Jenny??

[@Pollypocket1]

Watching y’all eat pizza was torcher, but I couldn’t stop

[@tiffanybrown7147]

I don't know why i had this idea but you should do a Cruikshank family spelling bee you and your siblings with your mom as the host

[@caroline-hh9os]

"babysitter pizza" as a babysitter that's so accurate

[@TheMrSue]

The video we have all been waiting for.

[@Charcuterieboards]

Why is no one talking about Ethan’s accent? It’s so fun.

[@mollyrae0918]

“it kinda tastes like hamster” i’m so weak

[@allisonc2]

Y’all made me go put a Jack’s pizza in the oven😂

[@auroravacaa]

Ethans accent is so cute

[@joethfc3]

This ranking was null and void as soon as Digiorno was put into 8th place. The judges are not frozen pizza experts, but merely frozen pizza novices.

[@TylerToffee]

Digiorno is overrated

[@morgank7560]

I literally thought Ethan was Jacob in a wig 😭😭😂

[@alyssatomlinson6457]

So did I! 😂

[@LoveBunn]

I was watching this in the background of something- and when I glanced at the screen to see Jacob in a wig with Lucas's voice I was shocked LMAO it took me awhile to realise he wasn't either of them.

[@samantha4131]

Yas. Giving the people want they want 👏🏼👏🏼

[@cardigansarecool]

I don't get why people love Totino's party pizzas, I love frozen pizza but that's by far the most revolting I've ever had

[@michellea273]

I just love the dry humor 🤣 this is my daily dose of serotonin😌🥰

[@niahaustin1296]

Red Baron’s French bread pizza in the air fryer>>>

[@seoulku]

jail.

[@goldernbtatenun]

I truly love how the top 3 is one of the more expensive at the grocery, and then 2 you can get for 5$ at 7 eleven 👏🏽 science is amazing

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

I'm jealous. In the UK we don't have much of a range of frozen pizzas in our supermarkets

[@FaithsLifeOnFilm]

It’s because America is so goddamn gross 😔

[@michaelaarlene5716]

@@FaithsLifeOnFilm and I love it

[@LuvFearlessly]

@@FaithsLifeOnFilm America is gross, but I don’t think that has anything to do with our wide variety of frozen pizzas 😄

[@vsabinam]

Why does ethan sound so southern yee haw vibes

[@jacobcruik]

he lived in Nevada for 2 years so thats why

[@V.R.CoryArt]

The official Ultamate Frozen Pizza Ranking table box is a great touch!

[@katherine5019]

I enjoy you guys having terrible paper throwing skills

[@nobody1748]

All 3 brothers in one video 🥰💕💅🏽👑🤝🏽🧚🏽‍♀️

[@chelseayougot4958]

Tombstone and Digornio are my faves. I’m surprised they’re so low on the list. Maybe I like the taste of cheap pizza 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[@theknightbruh318]

I'm Sean I'm 28 and I think I'm going bald so I'ma watch this video cause I relate

[@JohnnyFaith]

They so brave you should watch the one where they actually talk about it

[@theknightbruh318]

@@JohnnyFaith it was the 1rst video I saw it was funny

[@lordsofanime7890]

Not to sound weird but I find bald men sexy anyways, so I'm sure you'd pull it off well. :P

[@theknightbruh318]

@@lordsofanime7890 thanks, I'm not bald yet just got a Lil receding in my hairline and I noticed a slight thinning on the top but it takes effort to see it but that's why I think I'ma go bald, oh well.

[@ajlamorre04]

Not me eating frozen pizza as you uploaded this....

[@megsullivan3201]

Im impressed with how much pizza they all ate honestly

[@alizd1096]

Jacob "I'm a little bit above pepperoni pizza" 10:54 also Jacob:* makes entire video of pepperoni pizzas🤣

[@victoriarose8357]

you guys look like one person at three different ages

[@charles7003]

The cheese stuffed crust pizza from DiGiorno is insanely good it’s the only frozen pizza I will eat lol

[@jacobcruik]

omg yeah it's a star.

[@charles7003]

@@jacobcruik period!! 🥺

[@wollywurld]

I have never had a party pizza but I will now be trying it

[@reginacm143]

I loooooove the editing

[@winstonairedale]

Did you hear the one about the two bald guys that put their heads together??? Yeah they made a real ass out of themselves LOL

[@thelifeaquatica]

It would have been funny to have your mom serve you like you were at a restaurant

[@mattciscool]

you and lucas are my favorite

[@devilsadvocate8946]

Tombstone was my childhood pizza. Red Baron was what I ate in college. Lol

[@RachelSayumi]

Sam’s choice stuffed crust is one of my faves, I’m shook it ranked so low 😂😂😂

[@roundsdm]

I dislike ALL pizza because my entire family worked at or managed pizza hut until i was a teenager (the stuffed crust is the only part of pizza i could still eat) & i still enjoyed watching you guys rate pizza’s I’ll probably never need to buy lol❤️

[@svs2989]

I need to know the song that plays between every pizza, its so intense yet cozy

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I love Red Baron. It's my favorite frozen pizza. Out of the ones I have tried of course ;)

[@chillinginmars]

I can't believe there's a pizza called tombstone

[@thevanessarosette]

Every single one of Lucas’s food opinions just HURTS my SOUL.

[@margaretschultz6209]

10:55 I love you Jacob! When i was pregnant i had to explain that mushrooms and black olives were what i have always liked. It was not a "weird craving" neither did i have any other weird cravings

[@emmadrake1440]

you guys need to try all the trader joes frozen pizzas for a video!! or their frozen food in general it's all amazing

[@laynekmuise7220]

okay but home run inn is my favorite & their crust is just ✨chefs kiss✨

[@conk3rz]

im not even questioning why im watching this at half nine at night

[@madipaige6310]

This should have been an Ad for California pizza kitchen. I’m allergic to gluten and even I was tempted to go buy one because of their descriptions

[@satanicchameleon1928]

the cut before they all put their hands in LMAO you know jacob sat there for a minute convincing them to put their hands in

[@cafelotus917]

great now i have to go buy 10 frozen pizzas

[@rebareebs]

Freschetta will always be my favorite frozen pizza 😍

[@AlexandraKate09]

It’s superior!!

[@jussietalks]

I LOVE that the bald heads are back! Yall look so good!!

[@supitzsarah1580]

I love you triplets

[@shakirarosado5959]

You should’ve done Ellio’s frozen pizza!!! Literally the BEST I swear

[@beccaleecardwell]

Yeah I was waiting for Ellios. It’s such a vibe

[@savannahnicole3641]

ugh now I want a party pizza 🥺

[@Quest4Unknown]

I’m weirded out, same time intrigued.. can’t stop watching..

[@Sun.ce.214]

I wish guy would've tried home run inn 😭

[@LivewireT]

I'm so very happy to see I'm not the only one who eats on a box lol

[@peaceisnature]

This video must have taken a while. All the different pizzas to bake...

[@beautyybyrd3865]

Ok but digorno croissant crust is amazing! Try it guys!

[@srhdfhcvbftg8067]

A lot of companies get food from the same manufacturers they just brand it differently. Trader joes does this for ex.

[@katrinastiglmeier6430]

Doing the lords work

[@em84c]

My favourite frozen pizza is from Aldi its goats cheese, spinach and 2 types of onion (red onion and caramelised onion). So good. It has a very crunchy crust though

[@break_your_wings2109]

Can someone tell me what song is playing while they’re eating the pizzas? It’s driving me crazy 😅

[@anodandawave]

it’s in the description