Ranking Every Household Chore (Tier List)

[@1dr_wall769]

"Mowing the lawn is just a spicy walk" The egg is wise beyond his years

[@BobCobb7331]

Do you ever stop to think how lucky we are to be alive during such a golden age of egg-based content?

[@kylemagee693]

every damn day

[@Blarghmasta]

Praise the golden egg in the sky!

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

I am reminded of the greatness every day, and it's always a wonderful time.

[@Wertsir]

@@Blarghmasta May it forever be sunny side up.

[@andrewp6738]

every day brother

[@jonathanschreiber6053]

Dude, the problem with the dust pan. FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@ryanclemons1]

yes it is so annoying and the worst part is you got to like do it like 5 to 8 times to get all the dirt *rage quits life*

[@jonathanschreiber6053]

@@ryanclemons1 but when you stop is just up to how perfect you want the result to be. Almost alway there will be a thin line of dirt left that will drive you crazy if you're like me.

[@ryanclemons1]

@@jonathanschreiber6053 yeah trust me i know and worst part is i hate vacuuming i'm autistic and the noise bugs me a lot not to the point of breakdowns or anything but it's like someone rubbing a nail on a chalkboard.

[@ReindeerNavy]

I sweep as part of my job at work, I think the main problem is that household dustpans are small little handheld things. What you need are the standup ones. way better.

[@DecayingReverie]

@@ryanclemons1 Same here bro. Drives me up the damn wall.

[@Malvikins]

"I need the sink to be empty so I can be comfortable doing the dishes" - truer words have never been spoken. Also I've lived with people who put food wrapping garbage (e.g., the plastic wrap around an uncooked pork roast) in the sink with the dirty dishes. It completely changes dish washing by hand from being A-tier or S-tier (for me) to literal F-tier.

[@CalvinAytch]

What the fuck is wrong with those people...

[@jenm1]

Making dish washing sick af is to wear a mask but also pre soak in hot water with soap and a dash of bleach. Gloves also help tremendously. I get excited when I get to take a break from studying to wash the dishes

[@Smonsequenses]

I had a roommate once who would dump entire plates filled with rice or pasta in the sink and just leave it there. If I didn't clean it, it could literally be there for days. And before I moved there there wasn't even a filter in the sink

[@gliecco]

now this is a fucking crime ugh

[@zwlsx]

had that once in first year of uni. completely agree from A tier to F

[@Tehfunsterman]

the casual "i'd rather die" blew my socks off

[@antoniosoares9273]

To think that 2 short weeks ago borlax was popping off and body slamming kids into oblivion 😔😔😔

[@EDoyl]

He was so excited for Blastoise too. We watched a very small part of this man get torn out.

[@heliog95]

@@EDoyl what happened? He stopped enjoying the game?

[@MrMeddyman]

@@heliog95 He ranked up to the point where you actually have to compete with players at a similar skill level and the loss of easy dopamine for crushing actual children was too much to bear

[@heliog95]

@@MrMeddyman sadge

[@fedezubo]

Dude I don’t know how I would live my life without this kind of content. I am literally watching a 30+ yo father blabbing for 1 hours about EFFING CHORES and I am absolutely living. Top tier egg content

[@johnfritz8927]

If you close your eyes, it's like you're listening to an Isaac run where NL got brimstone in the first devil deal again.

[@rudrod95_41]

NoBoDy tAkEs DeViL dEaLs AnYmOrE

[@plopermon]

Sweeping the floors at work became very zen for me because it was the most relaxing and introspective part of the day for me, so it kinda carries onto my home chores sometimes. Not a fan of vacuums, loud, you gotta worry about the cord, and can overheat easily

[@SlightlyBlue]

I sweat so much more vacuuming than sweeping

[@asdasdae]

Depending on the size of the room sweeping is so much quicker too. I can sweep my bedroom in less than five minutes.

[@matthewzehnder1466]

I'll let you in on a little secret of the house cleaning trade. Full disclosure, I worked for a house cleaning agency for several years so I guess I'm a bit of an authority on this. This was, however close to 20 years ago so keep that in mind. Although I doubt vacuum technology has advanced that much in that time frame. First of all, vacuum cleaners still aren't that effective on hard surfaces like linoleum or hard wood. The spinning brushes (aka the beater bar) just manages to spread the dirt around. They do make suction only vacuums but most hard floors usually have dirt that suction alone won't remove. You are correct in that dust pans are just garbage and don't pick up all the dirt and you can waste a lot of time trying to get every last bit in the pan. So to save time we would sweep the hard floor dirt into a pile and then sweep the dirt onto the carpet where we would vacuum it up. As a side note, I think most people wrongly assume the spinning brushes of the vacuum cleaner are in there to help sweep dirt into the vacuum. In fact the vacuum manufacturers themselves will tell you this. However, most vacuum cleaners aren't powerful enough to suck up all of the dirt from the carpet, so the beater bar actually function to "beat" the carpet and the vibrations that this causes allows the heaviest of the dirt to just fall between the fibers of the carpet to the ground. Now that's not to say all vacuums work this way. In my experience Oreck and Kirby vacuums are powerful enough to actually suck up most of the dirt but be prepared to drop a chunk of cash if you want either of those.

[@jenm1]

damn, that's interesting

[@Flameysaur]

so how did you get carpets clean if not for vacuums?

[@VanguardRecon]

“… when I think back to being in college, nobody ate out… because we were all such big fans of The Dark Knight.” This man’s comedy cannot be stopped.

[@suuujuuus]

I don't get it, some Corona bat joke?

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

@@suuujuuus It means that Batman

[@tickoyo]

@@suuujuuus Heros don't eat out.

[@andrewp6738]

@@suuujuuus Someone from DC said batman would not eat a woman out

[@jimmyredd]

@@roguelitepentathalon No, it's a reference to the Batman cunnilingus controversy from HBO's Harley Quinn.

[@Kleingeld_]

finally, the perfect video to listen to while doing my chores

[@edohakimian1645]

There are 29 chores and the video is 1 hour and 15 minutes long --- classic NL

[@pcih6176]

lil bro meticulously counted 29 little pictures to write his youtube comment

[@Shiftarus]

@@pcih6176 Seems like an hour and 15 minutes is a reasonable amount of time to count to 29. He probably only counted a row and then multiplied. Typing “lil bro” is fun but I think this is a miss

[@z411811]

This just triggered some flashbacks of my old apartment I used to live at. We had standard dumpsters outside to take trash to. I swear about once a month after the weekly pick up the top would fall closed and someone would be too lazy to lift up the lid and just set their trash on the ground. Then everyone else would think it's full and just pile it up next to the first garbage. Most smooth brain thing I've ever experienced 🤦

[@Leon-qs1on]

i have an anxiety disorder and am currently moving and it’s been difficult but this video made me go from feeling so stressed i could physically vomit to almost normal within half an hour. thanks egg dad

[@mrsheeplove7537]

You know this man is tilted off the face of the earth when he'd rather do a tier list of chores than play his favorite Pokemon in Unite

[@mrsheeplove7537]

I also don't think I've related to anything as much as NL learning about the duvet cover trick, I literally learned about it two months ago, after cave diving my whole fricking life every time my sheets got stanky

[@xino_z]

🤣🤣🤣

[@da14a49]

The tirade at 10:50 is honestly how it is in shared garbage disposal areas. That and it turns out the rest of my neighbourhood - really gets on my nerves to see broken TV's, couches etc. right outside my lawn.

[@mybesttoast9605]

2021 we're gonna see a comeback in dad based tier lists i can feel it

[@PadawanRyan]

Fun fact: I actually broke my arm trying to put the duvet into the duvet cover. I also suck at it and as I was trying to flatten it out and make sure it all lined up, I lost my balance and fell off my bed and broke my arm in 2 places. I just got my cast off 3 months ago. 😅

[@aribeck4298]

I was born to late to explore the seas and born to early to explore the galaxies. I was born just in time to watch a Canadian egg rate the menial day to day tasks of human living and upkeep. Truly blessed 🙏🙏

[@coolfool183]

i'm glad this man agrees that sweeping is (mostly) antiquated. I vacuum and swiffer my room, and it's hardwood, and it's far more efficient than sweeping

[@agstah]

Vacuums just can't get into a corner and around edges like a broom can though. They mostly just blow the dirt around rather than picking it up. Sweep and swiffer is the way to go for hard floors, IMO. Vacuums are mainly good for carpet.

[@xino_z]

@@agstah and what about baseboard

[@roguelitepentathalon]

I've been casting stones into a fire, reading the bones for a new tier list from NL. The pogs do floweth.

[@augmentedsharpee9948]

I was flabbergasted listening to NLs duvet shenanigans as it takes literal seconds, so if you are READING this: First you fold your cover inside out. Then you reach inside (all the way) and grip the corners. Next you grab two corners of your duvet (short side - same as the cover’s corners) aswell and now you shake it like you mean it, resulting in the sheet still crumbled up your arms being freed and connecting with the duvet. Holding both corners (sheet&cover) makes sure they fill in perfect. DONE Thanks for the content you absolute madman.

[@gwydionml6479]

If your covers has ties in all 4 corners it’s even easier. Turn it inside out, tie all corners, then reach in grab the far corners and flip it back. Super easy at that point

[@augmentedsharpee9948]

@@gwydionml6479 never seen or heard of this but it‘s ingenious! Hate when one minute of restless legs turns my sheet into a roll on one side and you have to fluff it all over again

[@gwydionml6479]

@@augmentedsharpee9948 it was life changing for me when I did the spatial test in my head and thought, “yeah if I do this on the outside, I can totally flip it no problem!”. It did take me 30 years to figure out, but I’m a much less grumpy sheet washer after the fact lol

[@friedchickenUSA]

to chime in on the lawnmower opinion: the mowing part itself isnt too bad, but having to empty the cut grass chamber is awful. its dirty and heavy, and if i want to carry if efficiently i have to hold it up against my torso, which gets my shirt and arms dirty. also, dumping the grass onto the compost pile is hell, because it doesnt flow out like sand. it sticks to the inside and i have to extend my arms and shake the thing above the compost. that part specifically is exhausting. as an added bonus, even though mowing itself isnt too hard, its LOUD. and i cant just put on my headphones, because they dont suppress the outside noise enough, so my ears still hurt. for this reason i have to wear those construction antiphone things. we dont get alot of snow, but id much rather shovel snow than mow the lawn. theres no engine to be loud, no refueling/emptying to stop my progress, and no dirty grass to make all my skin and clothes green. yeah its more manually intensive, but i can deal with that. also, you generally only shovel snow off the driveway, not the entire lawn.

[@mini8964]

Best part of mowing for me is you can be alone, listen to jams, use a loud heavy machine, you can see the results, its just such a perfect chore. Shoveling snow would be good but it murders my back and im cold the whole time so I get grumpy

[@misterdumper8190]

You're the only Pokemon unite content creator that I actually find entertaining. Never stop so I can witness this game without shutting off the video due to boredom

[@bobmcbob8044]

Duvet spelunking is the funniest thing I've ever heard dude.

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

"You gave a subscription to SmallAnt's Mom, look at that" LMAO that caught me offguard

[@jackwestcott1301]

finally, the perfect video to allow me to temporarily shirk my daily responsibilities

[@curtisgoldthorpe6656]

When NL hits 1 million i am going to celebrate like i hit 1million

[@tsawy6]

Feels like we've a ways to go...

[@cbbloveseverybody8111]

you just blew my shoes off, how the heck does he not have 10 mil subs, this is unbelievable

[@ajx4]

I legit spent an hour fifteen watching NL talk about chores, and I Don't Mind It

[@dodsbringaren3698]

These random tier lists give me life, i love these

[@jasonb111222]

Pretty sure that stick one was gathering firewood & stacking it by the fireplace, but idk. I've had to that like 4 times/year max where I live.

[@Arnavion]

Based on the image filename, the firewood-looking things are licorice sticks. So alas only the tier list creator knows what they were looking for when they found that image.

[@VerbalLearning]

I'd love to watch a video of NL trying out the proper duvet cover changing method for the first time just so i can see the look on his face when he realizes how magical it is.

[@Antarcticite101]

Sometimes i think about how bad KZbin has become,but then i see this,and this alone is enough to let it pass for the time being,10/10

[@minhuang8848]

anyone who says yt has become bad has definitely not used yt like, it's nuts how much better it is than ten years ago, even with all the nuisances we are dealing with now

[@Antarcticite101]

@@minhuang8848 Well i was only 11 years old when i started using KZbin back in 2010, so whatever problems it had probably went past me for the longest time,while in a technical level it may have gotten better it has definitely lost some of the charm it had but of course better to have KZbin than nothing at all, especially right now that my console broke and it's all i have

[@finalshade14]

@@minhuang8848 honestly, this!

[@gameslayer7373]

I actually scold people if they leave trash in my car, I keep it as clean as possible. I had friends in highschool that would let their car get so bad there would literally be fruit flies and that scared me into keeping at least the inside of my car spotless.

[@garethmagis]

This is a man who knows about content.

[@itsblainee]

This is the kind of content I didn’t know I needed in my life.

[@K0namiC0de]

Someone till Ryan, mowing the lawn is like vacuuming, except the device is up to 3x heavier going over shag carpet.

[@Ladyofdeath777Weaversoftheweb]

I agree with your take on cleaning the fridge. It's pretty great once it's all clean and fresh.

[@AzureRei]

NL's got the amazing ability to spin mudane content into gold.

[@Crashpunk]

This video just proves that NL can put out quite literally any tier list and it'll be great

[@jesseengland5967]

When I was living with my parents I always refused to feed the dog. They didn't force me to after they saw me try. Literally puked all over the kitchen floor shortly after opening the wet dog food can. That shit absolutely disgusts me.

[@sarahh2072]

I like folding laundry and doing laundry bc I usually watch long videos like this one and argue with my phone as I'm folding or hanging up clothes. Having a good laundry room setup helps a lot. I keep hangers in the laundry room so as soon as shirts come out of the dryer I put them on hangers instead of tossing them in a laundry basket so they never wrinkle. Then I fold pants and put those in a laundry basket then I go room to room with the hangers and basket and put stuff away. I use a lot of scented stuff in my laundry so everything smells so good it's enjoyable

[@sunthlower4812]

Whilst I accept that vacuuming is the superior mode of cleaning to sweeping there are a few more instances where sweeping is prefferable. As somebody who lives in a flat and doesn't want to annoy the neighbours sweeping is a stealthy option i can employ at night or early in the mornings. Sweeping is a faster and more regular upkeep task. If you keep a small broom in the kitchen, you can use it for 30 seconds when you pop into the kitchen to do something else to keep the floor free of crumbs/hair/kitchen litter. Using the vacuum usually requires getting it out, plugging it in unless you have one of those low profile expensive wireless ones so will always consume more time. Plus once you've vacuuming you might as well do the next room, and so on. Finally brushes are cheap, light, and just work.

[@Zebo12345678]

This video is just a grocery list for things I'm slowly automating in my life. Some of these can't really be automated any more than they already are, but that doesn't stop me from trying.

[@minhuang8848]

you bet your ass I'm going to put money into my personal housemaid bot, the options are limitless. Imagine playing table tennis in the park with your very own robot butler

[@griffstah]

Yo detergent tech has come a long way. Cold water everything is the Meta. at least that's what PG people say will save the most energy.

[@SapkaliAkif]

Those metal yarn ball things handle everything anyways. Just clean a small pot first and fill it with hot water, use when needed.

[@elevown]

isnt sweeping mainly a garden thing nowadays ? besides when you drop something and it breaks- sweeping the garden paths and drive of leaves etc

[@jackkendall6420]

when i saw the title of this video my soul left my body temporarily

[@speefy7311]

oh my god his bit about getting the grocery bag tested for finger prints 😂😂 51:34

[@funmaster5249]

Possibly the dadliest video concept of all time

[@isaacgame7304]

23:15 I'm from the rural south and I lived in Colorado for 2 years, I'd much rather spend 4-5 hours shoveling snow than 2-3 hours mowing a lawn.

[@Kamchi_Kimperson]

For mowing the lawn it really depends on what you got. For me I have a almost broken down push mower and it kills me every time I have to do it. It doesn’t collect grass in the bag so I have to go back and rake it up.

[@Jungleman-dq9kz]

3:35 Eaves trough?! 🤨

[@TheWoodlandWhale]

I live in a shitty apartment that costs 2000 a month and looks like a motel 6 off a highway, I'm not paying for large junk removal. It's the corporate landlord's problem now

[@TheSniper9752]

I honestly kind of agree. They really got you spending about $40 to remove some crap that doesn't require any special care to transport?

[@scottshaw8864]

Sweeping isn't for inside, it's for like the front or back porch of your house, basically outdoor area where you don't want to use your vacuum.

[@Saving_Ryans_Privates]

Unbelievably blessed content! I think you should leave season 2 tier list next

[@Level80Sorcerer]

The most anticipated video of Ryan Northern Gary Lion's Career

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Cleaning the fridge speaks to me on a different level. Being single, I try to buy groceries for consuming that week or the following week, with the only exception of olives, pickles and pickled onions that last longer ofc. Gotta make those salads man, I don't want to throw out a bag of green mush formerly known as sprout salad mix lol. Plus whenever I make a dish, usually 4-6 servings, I eat that fesh and store the remaining servings in the freezer for a couple of days or weeks instead of being forced to repeat your meals or throwing it away.

[@ulfbjorn14]

What is this stuff about cold water washing? I've done my own laundry for 10+ years and never sorted anything. Towels, jeans, whites, darks, reds...it all goes together. Heat kills germs right? Make that water hot, throw un a cap full or two of detergent, run it on an "extra soiled" cycled and forget about it til it beeps. People worry too much.

[@baseballgenius3]

He doesn’t even know what mulching is?! This man can recognize a random ass detail to identify the country he’s in during geoguesser, and he doesn’t know what mulching is?! He needs to summer in the suburbs.

[@Madhatter1781]

I'm a simple man. I see a tier list for mundane garbage, I click the like button

[@Seyshellois]

him talking about watching something while folding laundry, while im watching him talking about watching something while folding laundry while folding laundry

[@rkrokberg]

Perfect thing to listen to while doing chores

[@LinoWalker]

The part about cleaning the fridge sounded downright horrific to me. Personally, the last time I threw away food was 3 months ago, and I'm still kicking myself for it. I'm very conscious about what I buy, because I despise food waste. I guess people in the West are just built different :D

[@akeanu1907]

never thought i would hear cleaning the toilet compared to Death Stranding

[@psyjinx]

This should be the roommate application process. Min Max Marty the housing situation.

[@DudokX]

Pretty reasonable for a person without a yard or a garden!

[@elijahmandeville8475]

This is the kind of egg-based, golden-tier content we pog to

[@fiveafterseven]

i have put off sending mail for like over a year so i've never related less to anything. meanwhile, the empty sink thing is exactly me

[@RedUmbreonGirl]

Man that duvet explanation was such good content

[@gwydionml6479]

All bills are on auto pay unless you’re paycheck to paycheck so you never have to think about them, including rent. I vacuum and mop by robot which has shifted that to therapeutic tier Currently teaching the dog to load/unload the dishwasher, take out the trash, and pick up his own poop

[@finalshade14]

Best background content for work

[@BaldurL]

This is a great soundtrack to my nap thank you Mr Lion

[@mico6155]

33:07 sounds completely bat shit insane to me. Do apartment windows open outwards in North America? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Or even worse, do they not open at all?

[@etosc9684]

Yes they open outwards.

[@mico6155]

@@etosc9684 But...why? Did no one ever think people might want to clean their windows?

[@etosc9684]

@@mico6155 Yeah its kinda stupid i mean i just hope they dont get dirty. I've never cleaned them. The rain cleans them i guess...

[@samplater2820]

You guys don’t have the human spider monkeys that rappel down and clean your high rise windows every so often?

[@Octoshark19]

im Pogged out of my freaking mind for this video!!

[@Tubeytime]

The "I'd rather die" literally never gets old.

[@Elson01]

I can just hear the thumbnail - "and what's the DEAL with mopping?"

[@benherbertpiano7709]

Listening to northernlion while cleaning the kitchen and bathroom and making lunch turned it from a I'd rather not to therapeutic

[@greedlings]

Saving this video to inspire me to do chores as I listen

[@levipeterken4020]

I’m not the only person that goes cave diving when changing a cover?! Also I’m with you on cleaning the bathroom over vacuuming

[@sarahh2072]

2 hours talking about chores? Heck yes let's go

[@biggie_kellogs7919]

i will never look at chores the same way ever again

[@magicalcapi9148]

By the way, about the pan. Please do not scrape the food right away. Let it cool first, then soak it in soap or a mix of white vinegar and water for a couple of MINUTES, as NL said, not hours, or do I dare, days, to FINALLY clean it out. It should be cleaned easily, if not, use a stronger vinegar and water mix and soak it again for some MINUTES. Do.Not.Scrape it. Scraping when the non-sticky pan is hot or the food is, hum, sticky, will damage the pan. And you should NOT cook with a damaged pan, look it up.

[@Wolvaroo]

Why you gotta call my sauna bois out like that?

[@dontGetMunsoned]

Your vacuum impression scared my dog.

[@andrewm6470]

“I’m completely neutral regarding unloading the dishwasher” and then he refuses to place it in the tier labeled neutral

[@maverick6177]

honestly, almost all household chores are just Therapeutic for me, since I play a lot of team games it makes me a little tilted to see my teammates do dumb things, and just like washing the dishes or something is like a therapy session

[@blazeitbel5912]

I don't understand how people don't separate their clothes.. It's been at least 5 times that I turned my white clothes pink and now I always have to separate by color

[@ultimaofelsewhere]

The subscription car washes are worth it. Look into soapy wooder if the inside of your car is dirty.

[@iliketurtles795]

Is cleaning the bathroom once every 2 weeks a lot? i always felt bad for doing it in that rythm

[@RoachDogg_JR]

The heck is an "eves trough"?

[@Thuriazs]

my dude really changes the duvet covers like that

[@SteveSilverskull]

In which we learn Monsieur Egg is more of an adult than I will ever be. My windows are covered in cobwebs and I can't see the floor of my car :( I also never fold anything, I just stuff it into the drawers lol

[@truetekkit]

Finally, some good content

[@wiktiktik]

If vacuuming isnt S tier I’m gonna riot

[@caman225]

NL’s very first take on sweeping is immediately triggering

[@Matthewrents]

You mention BC Hydro and it hits home for me. I make your electricity meters 😅

[@mrmothman56]

Finally, the penultimate tier list. What is the ultimate you ask? Why, the tier list of NL tier lists, or course. EDIT: HOLD THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT IN THE GOSH DARN HECK IS AN "eaves trough?" I have literally never heard that said before, and yet it makes so much sense. Gutter seems so barbaric now...

[@KingKafei]

Damn, was hoping Blastoise could maybe pull you back in for a little bit. was enjoying watching the unite videos.