Ranking EVERY MINIGAME in Super Mario Party Jamboree by How DANGEROUS They Are

[@O3_Ozone]

So I know ZXMany already did a video just like this. But I was already working on this one when his was posted, and different opinions are good, right? If you’re watching this I’m sure you already know who ZXMany is, but if not go show him some love because he’s an amazing creator.

[@ParaplegicKeanuReeves]

A lot of creators are always doing the same thing I wouldn't be concerned about being unoriginal 💀

[@AndyRoxGamez]

I’m his biggest fan

[@Bartilomelo-by9kd]

Wait ZXMany? I am a fan of

[@Bartilomelo-by9kd]

Gate key-pers might be death if you get 4th place because you wont have food and water

[@Bambsane]

@@Bartilomelo-by9kdThat’s never implied that you never get rescued or whatever

[@greygoobYT]

2:48 perfect timing to fall off when he said freezing cold water, wario!

[@LukeIson]

With hot cross blocks. You're standing on top of LAVA. You will burn no?

[@danielfoulk7385]

7:36 falling this high up into water would be instant death because of water tension, making it just as hard as concrete basically

[@plague3038]

20:46 As a chef I want to say it’s not that dangerous as long as you don’t actually put your own body in the oven, but I shouldn’t underestimate how little forethought people can have with things they don’t understand.

[@kermitsudoku6446]

7:33 uhh yeah. from that fall, the water will feel like granite and you‘ll get splatted like a fly. yeah that‘s very dangerous

[@JacekDeMelo]

Ok treasure divers is not totally safe. Swimming with a shark automatically puts this one in major injury

[@Bambsane]

I saw somebody else put it as one of the highest, also you could drown

[@GalaxyLightning-n1z]

Erm actually sharks don’t attack people 🤓☝️

[@JacekDeMelo]

@@GalaxyLightning-n1z there are about 80 shark attacks on humans each year and 14 deaths. So yes the risk does seem low but saying sharks don’t attack human especially when they are splashing and swimming right next to them is wrong.

[@GalaxyLightning-n1z]

@ yeah they only attack if they’re threatened! Only SOME sharks attack people normally like Bull Sharks.

[@JacekDeMelo]

@@GalaxyLightning-n1z oh so you just proved my point that sharks actually do attack people. Thank you very much

[@Supergamer_J]

Interesting ranking

[@ecstaticwooper368]

See hot cross blocks is all fun and games until you die from heat exhaustion since you're 1 meter above lava same thing when you get eaten by a shark in treasure divers or experience "slight pain" after being blown up in tricky turntable or noggin knock "broken bones" is also an understatement for a giant ass spike-covered metal pillar crashing into you (I'm pretty sure Defuse or Lose wouldn't even majorly injure you, you'd just straight up die, same with... everything about Junior's Jauntlet. The best you can hope for is that all of the minigames will be catching fruit, hitting balloons, and picking up chickens) Also, I think if you got hit by a giant volleyball from above that would probably give you a concussion and falling from above the clouds in sky high cannons would kill you, along with 5 small bombs. I could see surviving one, but 5 bombs at once? nah you'd die So those are my critiques but overall pretty good list

[@wootmasterzorsx]

20:04 Have you never slept wrong and woken up with your neck feeling sore? Or, you know, just turned your head in a funky way/too fast and hurt your neck? Since I envy you, then. Otherwise, probably would rank Hot Cross Blocks and Platform Peril in Death. Like, if you fall from that height, doesn’t matter how much water you land in- you will die from the force of the fall. And in Hot Cross Blocks, you may be “safely” on the platforms, but that’s surrounded by lava, too. You’re gonna die from either falling in the lava or just gonna burn to death because there’s zero indication anyone is there with any water to put out any fires. Also, gonna actually say Rocky Rope Race should be LOWER, at worst being slightly injured or maybe broken bones. We see there’s Lakitu to pick you up when you fall, so you always have a spotter to prevent any major injury. At worst, you’d hurt your wrists from gripping the bars in a wrong way. There’s maybe a chance of how you swing leading to you getting hurt, but I don’t think so.

[@Marioisthebestever123]

Toadally safe 0 :50

[@AntonaLewandoski]

Spending $20,000 on a tote bag is the obvious choice, rather than spending $200 on a kislux bag and investing the remaining $19,800 since a $20,000 bag is unlikely to increase in value.

[@OwlManlololhesofunne6655]

Did you steal Game Game Game Grove's idea?

[@AndyRoxGamez]

I would put Luigi rescue operation on slightly painful cuz running through rooms like that could cause tripping on various objects

[@Bambsane]

I don’t think that would happen, the worst thing that could happen in that is like getting the wrong statue and falling back

[@loren6102]

Objections. Lumber tumble: More dangerous. Getting hit by the logs could cause you to get knocked down. And if you get knocked out and fall into the water… well you drown. Scareousel: More dangerous. Try running into a wall and see how bad that feels. And try being hit by a giant moving peice of iron. Sandwiched: more dangerous. You can be crushed and killed by a bag of feathers. Like This is death. Hot cross blocks: Death. Ever heard of heat stroke? Do you know how hot this Place is? Light wave battle: More dangerous. Do you see how they get watched. And also ground pounding must seriously hurt your butt. Gate keyper: More dangerous. The shock from the peepas might result with you having a heart attack. See saw: Less Dangerous. We have Lakitu. Treasure divers: more dangerous. So are we just gonna ignore how heavy those chests are. OR THE FACT THAT THERES A ACTUAL SHARK THERE? Platform peril: more dangerous. There’s actually a height where if you fall into water it feels like concrete. This is that height. Sunset stand-off: death You get launched into the clouds(probably to your death) once you get hit. Income stream: more dangerous So it’s wide enough but are we gonna ignore the players pushing you off. Rocky road race: Less dangerous. We have lakitus. Defuse or lose: death You are ground pounding ON FIRE! Jump the gun: Less dangerous. We have lakitu. Tricky turn tables: death Maybe you should watch game theory’s video on bomb ombs Coin corale: Death See tricky turn tables Fuzzy heights: More dangerous The fuzzys can knock you off the contraption and into a hospital room. Yoshis mountain race: more dangerous. So we just gonna ignore the carnivorous plants? 18:49 : Evil Laughter Bath bob ombs: Death Seriously watch game theory. They are deadly as hell. Knoggin Knock: death. See game theory. Spikes gambit: More dangerous You could get Impaled Or run over causing big injuries. And if you get hit by the gargantuan ones. DEATH! Sleight or shell: death. Everyone is gonna die first round. Stringby stompers: Some people are allergic to bees and the more bees you get stung by. The more likely it is to have an allergic reaction. Bowser crashers: Death You literally get burned alive! And there’s bomb ombs.

[@wootmasterzorsx]

Everyone’s gonna die FIRST round for Slight of Shell? I doubt that, unless everyone is a lemming that follows the one person who saw where the bombs went and is trying to kill 20 people at once. Especially since it’s very slow and easy to follow. Like, the later rounds? Yeah, gonna say lotta people boutta be exploded, but round 1 is almost totally safe.

[@loren6102]

@@wootmasterzorsx Like no Go watch game theory. I mean If even one CPU Gets it wrong everyone is gonna die from the explosion.

[@AndyRoxGamez]

Game theory retired not too long ago 😢

[@wootmasterzorsx]

@ Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up. I will not be watching Game Theory, though.

[@kermitsudoku6446]

7:33 uhh yeah. from that fall, the water will feel like granite and you‘ll get splatted like a fly. yeah that‘s very dangerous

[@Marioisthebestever123]

Toadally safe 0:50