Ranking EVERY Plants vs. Zombies… Zombie

SURPRISE! I promised after I ranked EVERY Plants vs. Zombies... Plant that I would rank the zombies too! I wanted to make sure to fulfill my promise before the year ended! If you haven't seen the first video yet: • Ranking EVERY Plants v...
Now we gotta rank EVERY Zombie from the first game's almanac! Should I also rank the OTHER characters not included from the almanac? Or maybe the zombies from pvz2? Let me know!
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Timeline:
0:00 Intro
1:02 EVERY Zombie
1:38 Zombie
2:26 Flag Zombie
3:01 Conehead Zombie
3:41 Pole Vaulting Zombie
4:12 Buckethead Zombie
4:41 Newspaper Zombie
5:14 Screen Door Zombie
5:37 Football Zombie
6:18 Dancing Zombie
7:03 Backup Dancer
7:26 Ducky Tube Zombie
7:50 Snorkel Zombie
8:27 Zomboni
8:53 Zombie Bobsled Team
9:23 Dolphin Rider Zombie
9:46 Jack-in-the-Box Zombie
10:23 Balloon Zombie
10:54 Digger Zombie
11:37 Pogo Zombie
12:03 Zombie Yeti
12:35 Bungee Zombie
13:09 Ladder Zombie
13:42 Catapult Zombie
14:10 Gargantuar
14:43 Imp
15:08 Dr. Zomboss
15:41 Final Rankings
#plantsvszombies #plantsvszombies2 #peashooter #zombies #tierlist #ranking #rankings #gargantuarplantsvszombies

[@iimZeon]

Fun Fact: The Yeti Zombie has a chance to appear in any level after completing the game at least once. I saw him on the very first level on my third playthrough, maybe one other time later on too

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I would go nuts if he showed up on the first stage

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

I’ll never forget being in 4th grade and people talking about the yeti zombie being in wallnut bowling and thought it was fake until I played wallnut bowling a crap ton and found him

[@TheSmortboi-cs3te]

Or on mobile or iPad he can come even if you don't beat the game.

[@Insert-a-Mii]

Is it on all versions?

[@TheSmortboi-cs3te]

Not that i know of. That happened to me one time. 4-10 @@Insert-a-Mii

[@thetophat4195]

I love how the bobsleds can hop in and then immediately fall out because there is bo ice.

[@Jake.Miller]

They get so excited only to fall on the ground

[@GeneGerald925]

I really really wish the coneheads and bucketheads kept their beta designs. being a construction worker and painter respectively. it actually gives a reason as to why the buckethead has red on the titular bucket. Making them be the basic zombie with an item on them kinda gives a better idea that they are indeed tankier, and the simple change in design may be subtley appealing like you said with the conehead for its respective entry. But I still really wish it was more than just slapping an item on their head regardless.

[@Jake.Miller]

I know those designs were pretty cool

[@calebkirkland2051]

4:25 best part

[@Jake.Miller]

Agreed

[@acebee46]

A couple years ago I wrote a "ranking the pvz zombies based on dateability" and never did anything with it and I'm actually in shock about how similar our takes are Also crying laughing about 8:12

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha this is basically based on dateability so not surprised

[@thatpersonthatlikestrains7463]

I’d love to see a ranking of the PVZ2 zombies. Maybe you could break up the videos per area for the list, considering how huge PVZ2 is, like what you’re doing for the angry birds games. Also, based for putting Gargantuar in S.

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah maybe I will someday, it’s an intimidating list though for sure. Thanks for thinking I’m based haha

[@OCgamingT_T]

​@@Jake.Miller will it be parts?

[@VampsGamer107]

A Jake Miller video on a Wednesday? Must be fate!

[@Jake.Miller]

It’s a special day!

[@omegon303_]

its our christmas gift

[@randthedumbguy6409]

It's a gift from the lord.

[@eriktheos6022]

Probably my favorite thing about this game is that every single zombie and plant has their own little backstory, some of which imply a lot of weird things. For example: Ducky Tube Zombie is part of a very select few zombies that can 'handle' the Ducky Tube.

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah the almanac is pretty fun to explore

[@kadavru3882]

Never lose your wholesomeness in making videos u do good work

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m so heckin wholesome thanks

[@JackCPlaysGf]

Ok ok ok. An amazing video, OBVIOUSLY. But when is he going to rank every Plants v.s. Zombies.. V.S.??? You must complete the title saga. (Also thank you for giving Jack in the Box Zombie the S tier he clearly deserved. No I’m not biased. Also another thing. If he gets his box taken by a magnet shroom, he still does the winding motion which is amazing to me.)

[@Jake.Miller]

haha ranking every plants vs zombies.... vs thats GENIUS. (that is a cute detail, I hadn't realize haha)

[@_Comet1]

uh. yes.

[@phantomspecter6223]

The flag zombie gets to be unique since I THINK it's the only customizable zombie in the game. Great video!

[@Jake.Miller]

Yeah I had no idea, that is really awesome

[@The_TrueSmiler]

he also goes *slightly* faster than a regular brown coat zombie

[@thebucketheadgaming]

4:36 *Buckethead Gaming will remember that.*

[@Jake.Miller]

Oh NOOOOOO

[@Bucket_Zombie]

I will also remember that

[@chikinwing9500]

@@Jake.Milleryou have angered the bucket head community…

[@garyclark5422]

I will remember that brains brains brains

[@garyclark5422]

Can you put snorkel zombie in f tear 48 people going to break into your house

[@banana-tu6qu]

So happy for this video!I was waiting for something like this for so long!

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m glad I could deliver!

[@loggerT123]

Can we "appreciate" how "Jake" "Miller" "ranks" these "zombies?"

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha “no”

[@user-ot9uu5fk2v]

Just finished watchihg your plant ranking! you are hilarious! Keep up the good work

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha thanks! That means a lot!

[@randthedumbguy6409]

Oh wow my comment became a reality!!!

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m happy for ya!

[@The-observant]

Congrats

[@migut]

holy crap lois

[@Sonque123]

​@@migutthis is almost as crazy as the time I replied to you in the comment section peter!.

[@Thecontactchannel.]

​@@Jake.MillerYou're wrong about. The flag zombie. Kind of I'm not trying to sound Like a nerd, but. The flag Zombie in verses mode. It's pretty op

[@thatonegamer_4168]

You are a awesome youtuber, wish you were more popular cause you deserve much more recognition

[@Jake.Miller]

I wish I was too! I appreciate it!

[@hue-two]

I’m sick right now so this video came at the exact right time, thank you Jakers :)

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m happy to cheer you up, hope you feel better soon!

[@lolok3718]

I cant believe my favourite tierlist guy made a second video on my favourite game! Thanks for making it!

[@Jake.Miller]

Of course! I’m happy to be your favorite tier list guy

[@Elfos64]

Fun Fact, the snorkel zombies can be hit while submerged by the lobber-type plants, such as the Melon-pult. Just put a couple of those in the back and you're covered. Sure, you don't unlock those until after the pool levels, but on 2nd playthrough they're great.

[@djbrine1]

Always glad to help! Here for more PvZ and other content! Also, you either missed or did not included Giga Gargantuar. Happens :) Upd: my bad, I saw that you mentioned it

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m glad you enjoyed, and thanks again for the help! I left giga out since he’s not in the almanac

[@edwardvasquez7193]

been waiting for this one, THANKS MAKE JILLER!

[@Jake.Miller]

No problem squidward

[@Detour-_-]

9:03 I think the, “N” on the Zomboni is meant to be a, “Z”

[@bestgames64]

Two videos in just two days?!?!? My god Christmas came early! Thanks jailler!

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s what jiller does

[@jacobvaidyan4156]

Before reading the Suburban Almanac, I thought that the Gargantuar was a single dad who threw his kid, the imp, at your back rows.

[@d_arkware]

jake made a great sequel after ANOTHER GREAT SEQUEL?! THAT'S SOME REAL JAKE SH!T RIGHT THERE AND I'M HERE FOR IT!

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m ALWAYS doing Jake shit haha. But yes some bangers this week

[@RobertoFantaFans]

Another video this soon? Love you man!🎉♥

[@Jake.Miller]

Just for you guys 😊

[@eggboi244]

The first Jake video to make me start crying my eyes out so beautiful 😭😭😭😭

[@Jake.Miller]

Most beautiful video ever

[@alejandrocastro3907]

your videos are highly underrated man

[@codster76]

This was so unhinged and I love it. Your sense of humour is great.

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank yooouuuuu

[@gandrilyoseff515]

3:06 DUDE ANDRO JUNIARTO'S OLD ASS ART OMFG UHASUAHSHAH

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha you like iiittttt?

[@gilsucksat1563]

Waited for this a lot.

[@Jake.Miller]

It’s finally here!

[@bargtv9066]

Awww man You did my boy bungee DIRTY It made the rooftop levels my favorite ngl And i liked using the leaf thing (i genuinely forgot its main name lol) to instantly kill it It was fun!

[@Jake.Miller]

That is my favorite part about the bungee zombie haha. Sorry I did em dirty, I respect your opinion

[@notsovietrussia1329]

watched the peashooter ranked clicked your channel and my hands shot up like a goal was scored seeing the zombies ranking

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I had already made the video you wanted and you didn’t even know it yet

[@ItzTheBanana]

8:46 Wait, it's an N? I thought it was just a sideways Z for Zombies

[@A_R4ndomguy]

8:23 Jeez Jake, I've never heard you be so aggressive about an F tier

[@Jake.Miller]

I was REALLY peeved

[@A_R4ndomguy]

10:01 also this one line says a lot about what humanity has came to

[@keep3339]

i love your videos so much!

[@Jake.Miller]

Thank you! That means a lot!

[@keep3339]

@@Jake.Miller i genuinely think you are one of the funniest people out there!!

[@Jake.Miller]

Wow that is a huge compliment! I’m glad you think so haha

[@user-md8lx5uu4o]

You can kill snorkel zombies with catitpaults

[@onedude1389]

Can't wait to See Jake Miller ranking every fucking tileset in the game

[@Jake.Miller]

Man that tile PISSES ME OFF!!! F TIER!!!

[@onedude1389]

@@Jake.Miller "The grass tile it's a classic overall,so I'm gonna give it a B tier"-

[@deelacey7930]

Water tile is an a teir as it's levels allows you to u know get 6 sun flowers

[@onedude1389]

@@deelacey7930 Agreed,tho it's the cause of some annoying zombies

[@zachyang4342]

Wowie zowie jake is done with school! More time for juicy uploads🤤

[@Jake.Miller]

Mmmm so juicy

[@KrishMortyJunior]

YAY SUPRISE JAKE MILLER UPLOAD!

[@nandsky1122]

i alw thought that the newspaper zombie was a grandma

[@bastiannavarrete2881]

Seriously Jake, when are you going to rank the second game's zombies? I'm getting so impatient for that video I just can't stop going "AAAAHHHHHH".

[@dizzydnice]

yeah you should do more zombie stuff for plants vs zombies for me thanks

[@ElenaSofia98]

What about giga-gargantuar 👀 love the tier lists, one for PvZ 2 zombies would be cool!

[@LaevateinnChillin]

Guess I'm an escaped insane asylum patient now. (Great video as always JAKE ZOMBIE I mean MILLER)

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha didn’t mean to call you crazy but I think we all know it’s FITTING

[@LaevateinnChillin]

@@Jake.Miller NUH UH IM SANE

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha ooook keep telling yourself that

[@MacraeGD]

@@Jake.MillerCrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha that’s messed up that they put rats in there with you

[@TheMysticFlowerWhoScaresThDirt]

Always makes me happy to see pvz get attention

[@Jake.Miller]

It deserves it!

[@alphqbet_soup9234]

snorkel zombie reaction is justified

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha good glad you agree

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

had to drop off in the middle of conehead zombie's entry. i felt like i was gonna lose my mind and it wasnt cuz there was a zombie eating it.

[@clicktuck]

Trashcan, target, the DS duo, and the zombotanies *technically* have almanac entries due to the official guide to protecting your brains book

[@Jake.Miller]

Nooo NOOOO IT CSNT BE TRUUUEE

[@clicktuck]

@Jake.Miller dont worry you don't have to rush out a followup video just include them in part 2

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha awwww mannnn

[@Zombiereact]

Jake Miller i love your videos they're funny 🤣

[@Jake.Miller]

Well if the peashooter loves me that’s all I really need

[@Zombiereact]

Thanks for putting me in b really appreciate it

[@Jake.Miller]

No problem buddy

[@qwertystupidguy]

8:22 hearing mad jake is so terrifying😢😢😢

[@ssshoovi]

How are you answering ALL the comments, dude i appreciate so much

[@Jake.Miller]

I do my best!

[@hamdle4922]

I just realized THE POGO ZOMBIE HAS EARS

[@Jake.Miller]

I KNOW HES A FREAK AM I RIGHT

[@emmanelson9774]

Fun fact, catapults work against Snorkel Zombies. Found it out by accident

[@Grumps2]

0:50 the nostalgia😢

[@cak17]

Please do plants vs zombies WW 2 because there’s not that many plans or zombies in that game you can do all of them in one video

[@BaddieLv]

zombie time. I’m on 4/4 of your PvZ videos so far, can’t wait for your next one

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m glad you like them! I have fun making them

[@BaddieLv]

just saw you have a discord so i had to join!

[@Jake.Miller]

Nice, I’ll see you over there!

[@Spikebs864]

Ive been waiting for months finally😭😭😭

[@Jake.Miller]

hope its been worth the wait!

[@Spikebs864]

It was worth it tho. I could even watch it again:)

[@tralee4278]

8:23 I laughed my bottom off listening to this😂😂😂

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha that’s the maddest I’ve ever made myself

[@tralee4278]

@@Jake.Millerand I thought that STRIPED?!?!?! BIRD?!?!??!?!! Was the maddest but you yelling F!!!!!!! TIER!!!!!! Takes the freaking cake

[@macaroniisnice]

13:00 I actually loved that

[@Jake.Miller]

Awwww thanks babe

[@MudkipXy]

Thanks!

[@Jake.Miller]

Wow, thank you! I really appreciate your support, that’s really kind!

[@sezerkaratepe8262]

10:47 the only reason I use cactus is because I can get blind faith

[@dum_potat]

Jack, your videos cure my brain hurty

[@Jake.Miller]

Man I wish I was this jack guy he sounds pretty cool

[@slacktivism05]

smh we all know Buckethead Zombie is the great zombie variant here, you don't have to lie to yourself Jake

[@Jake.Miller]

I mean I can lie to myself a little bit

[@user-ii7sc3qb5s]

Ok… now do every zombie… in PvZ 2

[@mymelo133]

can’t believe you put Backup Dancer Zombie in D-Tier, literally shaking and crying rn

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha literally shaking crying pissing shitting farting rn

[@mymelo133]

@@Jake.Miller Wow i’m so excited to get a reply from my favorite youtuber, going to share this comment with everyone i know!!!

[@Jake.Miller]

hopefully they are as excited as you!

[@Dale_HorvathTF]

check the other pvz games like pvz garden warfare 1 and 2 or battle for neighborville. in the zombie bases for those games theres aload of cones

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s true! Plenty of cones

[@isuflutfi4275]

Zomboni, dancing zombie, football zombie, gargantuar, digger zombie, jack-in-the-box zombie are the sams thing i preffre this zombie from the og game rather than any other zombie

[@thegod9539]

What the heck are these images of sexy zombies doing on my screen!?!?!?

[@Jake.Miller]

Don’t even kid yourself you like em

[@plushyplushmsm]

When are gonna make pvz 2 zombie tier list

[@Kelswagsinandballin]

Man I love PVZ, including sunflowers!

[@Jake.Miller]

Especially sunflowers

[@onedude1389]

@@Jake.Miller Ayo 🤨 Jake?

[@VoodooVDO]

No, the conehead zombie woke up with a receipt for a traffic cone, and an industrial super glue

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha he had a CRAZY night

[@VoodooVDO]

@@Jake.Miller he does like to party

[@TheNoiseGAming808]

3:06 The Fact Someone Rizzed Up A Conehead Zombie Shows That Some People Will Funk Anything

[@Jake.Miller]

Sure will

[@bnannas]

Can you do a plz 2 zombie episode? Where you add them to this tier list

[@Jake.Miller]

I’m not sure, people didn’t seem to excited about the zombies

[@fedora714]

How about next time do a pvz 2 zombie tier list! I also like ur content cause u have dark humor and SUS STUFF.

[@Jake.Miller]

Someday I just might. I love sus stuff as well

[@MFROOL]

I can't wait for Milk to post a GWF tire list video

[@Jake.Miller]

Can’t wait to make a tire tier list

[@MFROOL]

@@Jake.Miller I can't spell

[@nolanroots9036]

Wow! A zombie teir list! Now do more . I command it because I am fact am a zombie

[@Jake.Miller]

Prove it!

[@nolanroots9036]

@@Jake.Miller le brains

[@Dreidelium]

Useless fact: A hypnotized snorkel zombie is faster when hes in the water

[@Jake.Miller]

That is useless haha but very interesting

[@HungryWarden]

@@Jake.Milleryep. Here’s a random fun fact. Zombies in PvZ 1 have a hitbox that causes them to eat in front of them when they are in between two plants, and in PvZ 2, they used to have a hitbox where they would eat behind them in the same exact situation. This was changed in a version, I just don’t know which.

[@Jake.Miller]

I have noticed differences in hitboxes for sure, it’s easier to make a zombie eat a plant in pvz2 these days

[@parkeywaddledee]

Nice Video. Now Do All Of The Story Mode Zombies Of PVZ2.

[@Jake.Miller]

NOOOOOOO

[@874dan4]

If you want that just watch creep

[@parkeywaddledee]

@@874dan4 He Didn’t Rank Them.

[@enderslime2090]

I wanna see boss ranked from PVZ GW, PVZ GW2, and PVZ BFN both plants and zombies side

[@anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770]

3:07 I paused at the wrong time D:

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha I think you mean the RIGHT time 😉

[@Wailerman]

I wanna be straightforward here, i cant wait for the PvZ2 version

[@Jake.Miller]

There are sooooooo many in pvz2

[@Wailerman]

@@Jake.Miller I have faith in you, buddy

[@Jake.Miller]

Thanks…

[@HungryWarden]

@@Jake.MillerI also have faith.

[@Dreidelium]

PvZ Be Like: ☆ Their aiming for the shirt, so why would the hats fall off? ☆ A small flower can blow a whole fog area away ☆ Peashooter Zombie cannot hit a big Sunshroom ☆ When a coffee bean is waking up a puffshroom, the peashooter zombie will hit the puffshroom??? ☆ Tallnut has the same cooldown as wallnut (bruh) ☆ The digger zombie cant just turn around and go inside the house

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha PvZ is so quirky

[@redfoxdog1]

man did the flag carrier dirty, without acknowledging the create-a-zombie

[@Jake.Miller]

Genuinely didn’t know it was a thing! That is pretty cool

[@leni.j7713]

Well , jack in a box Is my favorite zombie for three simple reasons 1: ,he s probably the creepyest of them all ,his lore Is probably painfull 2 :Is One of the few zombie to have a different expression ,and the fact that the First Time you encounter him Is in the go level Is super SCARY, like ,you hear that sound ,you dont see Who his ,Is night ,with fog ,i think everyone GOT jumpscared by It 3: he smile ,he silly ,he cute

[@Jake.Miller]

Haha he’s scary AND cute huh

[@akhsandro2385]

I was hungry for this video. No seriously, I'm sitting at my desk hungry for a grilled cheese.

[@Jake.Miller]

Go eat some brains

[@timealasseigne5321]

LESSGOOOOOOO JAKE MILLER POSTED, TIME TO POSTPONE THE FUNERAL!!!!

[@Jake.Miller]

THE FUNERAL CAN WAIT NEW JAKE MILLER UPLOAD!!!!

[@timealasseigne5321]

@@Jake.Miller very true 💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@ifchiken]

12:03 I knew you could do it 😃

[@KGtoday]

Jake, I love you with so much I wish I’d become a member but I don’t have enough money and my parents wouldn’t let me but I love your Videos

[@Jake.Miller]

That’s ok! I’m glad you like my videos!

[@isuflutfi4275]

8:23 man im dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@glitch-xega]

You should try doing PVZ:GW plants and Zombies. So many different versions will make for a fun and entertaining video. Also sing "zombies on my lawn", I know you've seen me ask because you reply to each one. I'll keep waiting though

[@Jake.Miller]

Yes I'd love to. One day I'll have to put it at the end so only a few people hear me sing it :)

[@aimansidek932]

Finally pvz zombies tier list

[@Jake.Miller]

FINALLY

[@jesusahyn]

I think they replaced MJ cause he died when the game was gonna release

[@paolabraga8287]

1:39 music?

[@Jake.Miller]

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[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

Frank Reynolds’ similarity to the imp is disturbingly accurate.

[@Jake.Miller]

I couldn’t believe the SHIRT specifically haha

[@enemykiller30]

Jake would've gone crazy if he hears this zombie who took drugs and will maul you in Survival: Endless (Giga-Garg)

[@Jake.Miller]

Grrrr druuggggssss

[@lucmacenriquez8615]

When i was little i thought the basketballs were meatballs

[@kiliandevers4994]

Only you would sneak in uncensored rule 34 of a pvz sunflower.

[@Jake.Miller]

It was an accident! Genuinely!!! It’s been blurred now

[@fyrhead1978]

@@Jake.MillerUH OH!! CLEAN UP ON AISLE…MY PANTS!!

[@Destroyer2520]

Nobody is talking about that cactus image