Ranking EVERY Track In Mario Kart 7!

I Finally Got Around To Ranking Every Track In Mario Kart 7! Get Ready For Some HOT Takes Though, As You And Me Probably Have Different Thoughts About These Tracks!
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To Avoid Spoilers For Y'all, The Time Stamps Are Now Sections And The Tracks In Each Section Are Listed Down Below!
0:00 Intro
0:24 Section 1 - See Description!
Toad Circuit
N64 Luigi Raceway
SNES Mario Circuit 2
Neo Bowser City
Piranha Plant Slide
2:13 Section 2 - See Description!
GBA Bowser's Castle 1
N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
Rosalina's Ice World
Cheep Cheep Lagoon
DK Jungle
DS DK Pass
4:10 Section 3 - See Description!
Daisy Hills
N64 Kalimari Desert
SNES Rainbow Road
Mario Circuit
5:14 Section 4 - See Description!
Bowser's Castle
GCN Dino Dino Jungle
Wii Koopa Cape
Wii Coconut Mall
6:39 Section 5 - See Description!
GCN Daisy Cruiser
Shy Guy Bazaar
DS Luigi's Mansion
Wario Shipyard
Wii Mushroom Gorge
Rock Rock Mountain
8:08 Section 6 - See Description!
Maka Wuhu
Wuhu Loop
Wii Maple Treeway
DS Airship Fortress
DS Waluigi Pinball
Music Park
Rainbow Road

[@Pikehunter]

WARNING: HOT TAKES INCOMING! - Feel free to disagree (I would love to hear your opinion), but I hope that y'all don't get too upset with my picks.

[@mantrad0r]

my dude, im pretty sure you always have a completely different list to me lol

[@ratabreak3902]

Didn't expect Piranha Plant Slide so low

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

Only nitro tracks: 16: Toad Circuit (It’s lame, there’s nothing else to say) 15: Neo Bowser City (More like Neo Bowser Shitty) 14: Daisy Hills (This one’s alright but not great) 13: Bowser’s Castle (A terrible version of a track I usually love) 12: Cheep Cheep Lagoon (Just another average water track) 11: Wuhu Loop (The Wuhu Island tracks are so cool) 10: Rosalina’s Ice World (A deserving Special Cup track) 9: Mario Circuit (Peach’s Castle oh my lord! Oh my gawd!) 8: Piranha Plant Slide (The Mario theming shines through) 7: Maka Wuhu (Feels like an epic adventure for the ages) 6: Rock Rock Mountain (The scale of this one makes it) 5: Shy Guy Bazzar (Talk about a banger! Why is it so good?) 4: Wario Shipyard (Wario tracks are always killer!!!) 3: DK Jungle (I love the Donkey Kong Country series) 2: Music Park (Very musically themed very perfectly!) 1: Rainbow Road (The single greatest Rainbow Road ever!)

[@mazemaster0033]

Your description if neo bowser city made me LOL. Btw Wario shipyard is criminally underrated

[@YoshiKart]

Happy to help bro! Great ranking!

[@bxstbud]

My first Mario kart that I actually owned myself. Such nostalgia.

[@Sammykyt]

I have some disagreements here. I would place tracks like Pirahna Plant Slide and Neo Bowser City as well as Bowser's Castle a lot higher. I also prefer Maka Wuhu over Wuhu Loop but at least I agree with a lot of your placements including the #32 and #1 spots.

[@RaiderPlays]

Finally someone who recognizes Piranha Plant Slide isn’t all that! I’ll respectfully disagree with Neo Bowser City but the rest of the list is great!

[@jamesestes6851]

Thank you! this was my first Mario Kart, but nostalgia aside, I've always thought this MK had the best track selection of them all! 16 truly solid nitros and 16 fan-fave retros, and when I ask my friends which MK they think has the best track selection, they always say MK8D (minus the BCP obv). Anyways, great vid!

[@Pikehunter]

Ty

[@jed8584]

At first I thought it was the Viewer voting. Good video still ! And a lot of hot takes but I agree with a lot of them

[@ade1174]

Great video. Glad to see 3DS Mario Circuit get some love.

[@ethanworld2006]

Great video

[@Pikehunter]

Thanks!

[@NGS-Official1]

Yo I just subscribed and I gotta say you and YoshiKart are probably 2 of the most underrated KZbinrs out there! I’m gonna give both of you a shout out right now :)

[@Pikehunter]

Thanks!

[@NGS-Official1]

@@Pikehunter no problem!!

[@ps_]

Great list! So sad Maka Wuhu won't be coming to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 😢

[@RiftComix]

While I very much disagree for piranha plant slide, everything else on this list is a really good pick!

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Hot take: the best track in this game isn’t Rainbow Road. It’s Shy Guy Bazaar.

[@endstoneninja3845]

6:36 no one tell him about MK8 Deluxe coconut mall

[@MaelianAvecUnChapeau]

I personally like Neo Bowser city and Piranha plant slide, Rock Rock mountain is not that exciting to me, but i totally respect your opinion and i agree on the rest of the list, excellent video!

[@CaptainRillaboom]

Ranking the nitro tracks: 16) Cheep Cheep Cape. It’s like a mix of Cheep Cheep Beach and Koopa Cape if it was bad. The fact that this course is just a showcase for the underwater driving doesn’t help. It’s just a boring oval. It almost feels like a course ChatGPT would make rather than an official course. 15) Toad Circuit. At least it’s not as boring as some other circuits. But it’s still really bland. 14) Bowser’s Castle. One of the weakest Bowser Castles in the franchise. It just feels like Nintendo felt forced to put underwater driving somewhere in the two last tracks. The rest just sounds like they put all their ideas in one track without coherence. 13) Mario Circuit. Honestly, this might be my favorite Mario Circuit. At least I don’t fall asleep everytime I play it. But… yeah it’s a simple circuit. What did you expect? 12) Daisy Hills. Already the tracks are starting to get better. I love the cheery music of this track and the glider section is really neat. The atmosphere is charming too. 11) Maka Wuhu. Yeah it’s a bit overrated. I mean, the course is just a boring mountain for half the time. The glider section carries it hard. 10) Neo Bowser City. Great theming, great music, great layout with really tight turns. Just a shame that the course feels a little repetitive. 9) Rainbow Road. Honestly this might be the most overrated track in the whole series. The parts on the planets are really majestic at first, and still cool the other times you play them. But the rest is really slow and boring, except for the final section. It’s also WAAAAY too easy for what is supposed to be the final challenge. 8) Alpine Pass. It has a good theming. The glider sections are exhilarating. The music is a banger as well. 7) DK Jungle. I love the DKCR references here. Despite having a simple theme, the course makes up for it with fairly various scenery. You’ve got deep jungle, waterfalls, and the famous golden temple. I dig this course. 6) Melody Motorway. Great concept for a track. The music is really good, the layout is the perfect difficulty for this cup, and the obstacles are fairly varied. 5) Piranha Plant Slide. Great SMB1 theming with peak music. 4) Rosalina’s Ice World. I don’t understand the hate for this track. It’s got gorgeous scenery, and great music. The layout is the perfect difficulty, and even if the theme feels weird, the dreamy atmosphere of this track fits Rosalina pretty well. 3) Wario Shipyard. It has a unique theme that has never been done before or after. The music is peak and the atmosphere is ominous but also cool at the same time. 2) Wuhu Loop. Easily the better Wuhu track in this game. It has this vacation feeling that Maka Wuhu was kinda lacking. Plus, the music is great. There are really cool shortcuts as well. 1) Shy Guy Bazaar. Underrated gem. The music is great. The scenery is gorgeous. The part with the 2 big jumps before the glider section is really thrilling. The layout has the perfect level of difficulty here. And the theming is not only great, but also really unique.

[@aceash5.065]

As much as I kinda think you were overreacting about Pirahna Plant Pipeway, I just have to say thanks for being the first person I’ve seen on YT with nothing bad to say about Rosalina’s Ice World

[@thedrewmackattack]

I love Neo Bowser City’s Music

[@Bluelight5587-hh9iy]

Shy Guy Bazaar should of been the pick to represent this games Mushroom Cup in 8 Deluxe but instead we got the worst one in Toad Circuit

[@pjboland254]

2:53 dk summit in the other room

[@Pikehunter]

Is it ice tho? - I thought of it more as a snowy mountain

[@DJS38]

Please do this with the booster course pass once its completed

[@PintoBeean]

I love phirrahna plant slide and neo bowser city

[@chispii04]

oh god you put 2 of my favourite tracks of the entire series at the bottom (neo-bowser city and piranha plant slide) and my favourite track of the game isnt even in the top 5 and rainbow road is slightly overrated imo (it's my top 4 of the game but i dont love it as much as most people do, isnt even in my 2 favourite rrs). I don't agree with most of the list but I respect your opinion as always. Great video though

[@barelyhere7200]

I don’t like how Luigis mansion removed all of the Luigis mansion references from the track. Like the track is literally named after the game and based off of it to. Why did they get rid of the portrait ghosts on the walls and replace them with just ordinary boos

[@Sammykyt]

Can you also please rank all the tracks individually in these games: Super Mario Kart Mario Kart 64 Mario Kart: Super Circuit- including the extra (SNES) courses

[@karterlovell2712]

I like neo bowser city and piranha plant slide their songs are great! But I’m not that mad at it and also I love the wario shipyard and mushroom gorge and rock rock mountain

[@onyxify]

that neo bowser city take is absolute clown behavior >:( edit: and most of this list too :)

[@MikachuonYT]

Piranha plant slide at the bottom?!?!?!?! Ok I respectfully disagree 😢

[@WarpStarVR]

I check the video, Wario Shipyward is in top ten like it deserves, I like the video

[@toxicjoshua7934]

Im the other way round with DK pass and prefer the DS version over the 7 version lol

[@TheDynastyWarrior13]

Swap Piranha Plant Pipeway with Wuhu Loop and DK Jungle with Maka Wuhu and I think this is a pretty fair list. Great video :)

[@tikprpro03]

What did the Wuhu tracks do to you…?

[@BobTheAnimeDude]

@@tikprpro03 fr the wuhu tracks are great

[@TheDynastyWarrior13]

@@tikprpro03 They’re only super cool if you played Wii Sports Resort, I never did. So to me Wuhu Loop just feels like a pretty boring traffic track. Maka Wuhu is still pretty great, but I would only say it’s a mid tier track.

[@normellestohiosigma]

Maka wuhu nr. 1

[@thedrewmackattack]

I played Mario Kart Wii first, MK DS, MK7, then MK8 DLX/BCP.

[@crystalizedstar9381]

I think unfortunately he is gonna hate the KZbin ranks mario kart 7 but the only complaint is seeing another person complain about the bridge but at least he understands why it was removed

[@PeachyFanboy]

This game is so underappreciated This game has better tracks then DS and Wii imo

[@jakethedog2.0]

Mario kart used to be my favorite Mario kart mostly cus of its tracks nostalgia hit me hard on this one

[@Arandomperson990]

It me or this version of rock rock mountain is prettier than the MK8 version?

[@Apex54544]

Im from UK and most of the tracks have different names

[@Pikehunter]

It's frustrating that they do that

[@angelkros5012]

For me the star cup is a bit overrated the only good track in my opinion is maka wuhu. You re free to disagree

[@Pandaboybk]

I love that you put Piranha Plant Slide so low! Someone finally willing to speak the truth!

[@BobTheAnimeDude]

it aint the truth lol.

[@onyxify]

but it isn't the truth tho

[@lukidon8715]

bro what are these opinions 😭😭

[@Pikehunter]

sorry

[@lukidon8715]

@@Pikehunter we all make mistakes in the pursuit of passion king

[@Waffletigercat]

These are… certainly some takes. @.@

[@Superhenry2011]

Do you have a 3ds

[@Pikehunter]

Used to, broke recently 😥

[@Superhenry2011]

Can you buy a new one please

[@kirbygam3r]

​@@Pikehunter oof

[@Pikehunter]

@@Superhenry2011 Sorry, too hefty of an investment - wish i had one though

[@kirbygam3r]

@@Pikehunter 2ds is lot cheaper and that could work if you want one

[@philipp_mn]

Really dislike Mario Circuit here, because they used the castle not as much as it could be. Peach Castle really needs to become a track of its own. Also not really a fan of Music Park. its for me a bottom track honestly. Rainbow Road is cool and I think better in MK7 then the remake, but still overrated imo. I prefer the MK8 Switch Rainbow Road :D

[@DanieleBoysFilms]

Never rank again 🔥

[@Pikehunter]

Thanks For Watching!

[@DanieleBoysFilms]

@@Pikehunter of course! Dosen’t matter how much i disagree with a list, i’ll always support MK content! Great vid nonetheless

[@CaptainRillaboom]

The most overrated Mario Kart game for me.