Ranking Mario 64 Courses If They Were REAL

[@captainmario_]

Left out: Rainbow Ride, Secret Slide, Secret Clouds, 3 Bowser Levels, Wing, Metal, & Vanish Cap switches, and the castle! Also, could do 64DS add-ons

[@Toohard315]

Sunshine isles tho 🤩

[@Stonksbox]

The castle is more like a main hub than a course

[@SprinchelArt]

If you can befriend the boos in the Big Boo's haunt then it'll be like living in an Adam's family castle Sounds pretty chill to me And there's a lot of room for stuff ALSO IT'S A POCKET DIMENSION AND YOU CAN JUST TAKE THE CAGE WITH YOU ANYWHERE YOU GO AND GO INSIDE IT LIKE COME ON

[@GG-Grove]

Y'know what you have a good point

[@Illager22]

Portable house. I need one

[@healthyminds9279]

This is SUCH a good idea for a video. Takes me back to when I'd picture myself in the world of whatever game I played. I love how you caused me to realize how weirdly casual and empty Bob Omb Battlefield is for a BATTLEFIELD.

[@GG-Grove]

Thanks for watching and enjoying I'm glad!

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

I like how Rainbow Ride wasn't even considered.

[@GG-Grove]

Thanks so much for watching! If you enjoyed the video you should help me get to 2,000 subscribers!!!❤ YES I forgot Rainbow Ride. I'm sorry😔 It might've gotten third too

[@ilikesyrup69]

Do u want a tutorial on how to enter the igloo?

[@GG-Grove]

I watched a tutorial I just suck LOL

[@ilikesyrup69]

Don’t worry, you’ll get better over time 👍

[@Bub.tv21]

you forgor rainbow ride@@GG-Grove

[@Baconator2558]

6:28 It's funny you say that, because Mr. I actually isn't even 3D. Like most spherical objects in the game, he's actually a 2D sprite that's just set to always face the camera, giving the illusion that it's 3D.

[@GG-Grove]

Yeah, my channel is primarily children who watch so they wouldn’t understand that haha

[@MaraudingManiac]

So in the lore of Mario 64, is TTC the inside of the clock you jump into? Is mario shrunk down? Is it just like, a clocktower? Or is it an abstract plane that represents clockwork? What even is it? Anyway Mario Sunshine would be interesting because all of those places are literally vacation destinations so it would be extremely competitive.

[@GG-Grove]

Y'know I never thought about it... Also yes that would be awesome!

[@GeloSceron]

I can't imagine what weirdo would WANT to live in these courses, safe and beautiful or not.

[@GG-Grove]

Not me LOL

[@Evisperson]

I would live in Hazy Maze Cave -Free pet dinosaur you get to ride on in the water -Beautiful, serene environment and lighting (in that one area) That's basically it but it's really good What can I say, I like caves

[@GG-Grove]

YESSS

[@OwlManlololhesofunne6655]

However, caves have that weird stench to them, you know the one? The-- The wet one. And i'd imagine that dinosaurs also don't smell too good

[@AIAdev]

I'd pick Jolly Roger bay if I also get to hear the music the whole time. What a vibe.

[@GG-Grove]

Very very good song yes

[@dylanobrien3785]

Honestly, I think Tiny-Huge Island is _easily_ the best choice. Just ride the koopa's shell up to the top, hop in the pipe, and start playing The Sims. You can use the mountain as building materials and make any kind of dream house you want. You can easily grab the fish and piranha plants for a balanced diet, there's plenty of water to drink, and the weather is always fine unlike Cool, Cool Mountain. Any remaining problems with his level could be solved by changing the terrain as a giant. Easy S+ tier.

[@Evenifindoingidieinonehour]

Since you forgot Rainbow Ride, how would you rank it with the others?

[@GG-Grove]

It honestly might've gotten third. Maybe I'll make a short properly ranking it!

[@capeling]

i think you didnt give lethal lava land a chance, it deserved 1st

[@GG-Grove]

Of course you would say that you're a demon

[@Yoshihelicopter]

@user-vc6nq4jz6dplus there’s also a volcano that if you fall in, it’s somewhere to live but there still are enemies and obstacles so it’s not safe.

[@gadielinutil]

Why you could live in any SM64 stage (If there's any typos it could be because I'm eating a sandwich): Bob-omb Battlefield: You can build a house below the floating island. Whomp's Fortress: If King Whomp is there... no, but if they aren't there just live in the fortress. Jolly Roger Bay: You can just live at the start and swim at anytime. Cool Cool Mountain: There's a literal house already built, pls enter from the bottom. Big Boo's Haunt: If you somehow befriend the Boos, you can have a fun time with them. Hazy Maze Cave: What you said in the video. Lethal Lava Land: Suiciding :) Shifting Sand Land: USE THE KOOPA SHELL TO GET TO THE PYRAMID, IT ISN'T THAT HARD!! Dire Dire Docks: Water. Snowman's Land: Get to the igloo or build the igloo. Wet Dry World: Water and town. Tall Tall Mountain: You got food, water and MONKEEEE- Tiny-Huge Island: YOU CAN KILL LOT'S O' GOOMBAS... and suiciding :/ Tick-Tock Clock: If you get to the cage, you can live there and only worry about your phone not falling off the holes in the cage. Rainbow Ride: ... Suiciding? Also you forgot about it.

[@anthonyoliver418]

It is funny how Bob-omb battlefield is still a battle field in every way, despite being the first stage

[@GG-Grove]

That’s true, what a weird first level

[@paulgrotebeverborg1119]

Do this but for Odyssey that'd be fun

[@GG-Grove]

Yes I want to! Thank you for watching!!!❤️

[@paulgrotebeverborg1119]

​@@GG-Grovealso can't believe you skipped totally the clear best course to live in: the Secret Slide. Like who doesn't wanna live in Peach's walls?

[@GG-Grove]

I didn't do any side courses or peaches castle

[@paulgrotebeverborg1119]

@@GG-Grove i know, was joking

[@Zyphon]

RIP Rainbow Ride

[@GG-Grove]

It will be missed FOREVER!!! My bad though I totally forgot it was a main course🥲

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

I'd say the worst for me is Dire Dire Docks or Rainbow Ride. But it's hard ro choose one to live in... I think I would actually go with Bob-ombs Battlefield

[@joshuaweston6531]

Fun video bro! Really enjoyed it! So here's my list: 01. Bob-omb Battlefield: It's a battlefield with bombs everywhere. On top of that, you got a giant chain chomp that wants to eat you. That being said, it is the first world and goes into first place by default. Hopefully we can do better than this going forward. 1st Place! 02. Whomp's Fortress: Besides all the MANY hazards, there's also the fact that this fortress is suspended in the sky over a bright blue void. Death is almost certain. Goodbye! 03. Jolly Roger Bay: It's just water, as far as the eye can see. I've never wanted to swim this little. There's a giant eel that definitely hates me. Even if I managed to get the shipwreck above water, it's not exactly a cozy home. With being all cold and wet, with the wood rotted from years of submersion. God only knows what creatures are lurking within! Goodbye! 04. Cool, Cool Mountain: This would be a potentially fun world, but equally frightening and dangerous. You would almost certainly slide to your death. Plus it's cold and you'd freeze. Penguins are cute though. Goodbye! 05. Big Boo's Haunt: Now this is one I had to think on for a moment. As you said, it is a giant mansion, all to yourself! With beds and probably basic amenities. Only downside, is it's haunted! Honestly though, the thought of ever walking by that creepy arse piano is enough for me to say heck no! Goodbye! 06. Hazy Maze Cave: The idea of trying to navigate a labyrinth comprised of poison, giant boulders, and death pits within an expansive and dark cave is not my idea of fun. And no, riding a dinosaur in the water is not enough to change my mind. Goodbye! 07. Lethal Lava Land: Aside fron the fact that your heart would give out almost instantaneously from the temperature, you would be surrounded by nothing but lava. This is a no go for me. Goodbye! 08. Shifting Sand Land: Again with the heat. Plus a myriad of traps both in and outside of the central pyramid. If the quicksand doesn't swallow and kill you, then something else most definitely will. Mario 64 Worlds aren't very hospitable are they? Goodbye! 09. Dire, Dire Docks: Once again, it's all water, but there is Bowser's submarine. You could feasably live in that, at least temporarily. Especially if he has it stocked with goods. There's no guarantees here, but this is the first even remotely plausible choice on this list! 1st Place! 2nd Place - Bob-omb Battlefield 10. Snowman's Land: Yes, it's all covered in ice. Yes the Snowman is a prick. Yes I don't want to live here. However, it does have the igloo, which is a viable source for a living space. At least as much as a submarine. I mean, I'd never want to step foot outside that igloo for any reason, but beggars can't be choosers... 1st Place - Dire, Dire Docks 2nd Place - Snowman's Land 3rd Place - Bob-omb Battlefield 11. Wet-Dry World: Agree with everything you said. As long as I control the water, this is the most livable place yet. Sure, the town itself is abandoned. That doesn't mean the individual houses aren't still holding goods! Go pouring through those cabinets and you just might find soggy packages of twinkies! The sky's the limit! At least compared to the rest of the roster. 1st Place - Wet, Dry World 2nd Place - Dire, Dire Docks 3rd Place - Snowman's Land 12. Tall, Tall Mountain: One could live on this mountain, granted. It would be survival living, however, as there's no access to any amenities. Plus you'd have to hike everywhere. On top of that, as someone who doesn't wear a hat, I'd have to worry about some pos monkey trying to steal either my shirt or pants. Shoes maybe? Yeah, this doesn't sound all that appealing. Bare minimum living at best. Onto the next! Goodbye! 13. Tiny, Huge Island: This world would be a good choice for one reason and one reason only. To be a God amongst mortals! If you ever wanted to live the ultimate power fantasy, then this would be it! The ability to crush all of it's denizens under your feet! Power like you've never known! Just don't accidentally take the wrong warp pipe and suddenly find yourself on the opposite end of the spectrum... Goodbye! 14. Tick Tock Clock: This would be the perfect home for anyone who loves the idea of traversing narrow, moving platforms for the rest of their life. As if time wasn't already enough of an arsehole...yeah, I'd skip this one. Goodbye! 15. Rainbow Ride: Conspicuously left off of your list I noticed. Perhaps that was the joke? Whatever the case, I would argue that this Rainbow world isn't completely devoid of merit. After all, there is a flying pirate ship to live on. Allowing you to travel through the sea of clouds to live the good pirate life! Honestly, I'd prefer that to being trapped in an igloo I never want to leave! Final Ranking: 3rd Place - Dire, Dire Docks 2nd Place - Rainbow Ride 1st Place - Wet, Dry World

[@GG-Grove]

Great rankings! GOODBYE

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

I don't want the monkey "friend" in Tall Tall Mountain. I wear a hat everyday and I don't want him stealing all my hats.

[@R.P.Pyotrsovich]

Wet-Dry world would make a perfect colony if one should use submarine Airlock tech in the entire underwater city. I came up with the idea myself... What if with Airlocks, Wet-dry world can be Recolonized?

[@erin50987]

Dude Jolly Roger Bay is in First place and you know it

[@leakingbag]

Hey, it’s free real estate!

[@Pac-Maining-A-Attack]

I'd live in lethal lava land one of my favorite levels

[@daedriccheddar]

Rainbow Ride was apparently so bad it didn't even get a ranking

[@eeveefennecfox]

I found this comment way too funny than it should've XD you got me to laugh though,not very comments do that,great job

[@gojirathebirb]

Hate to be that guy, but plesiosaurs are not dinosaurs, not even closely related. Other than that, cool video idea, Cool Cool Mountain is a good choice, although I think I would pick Tall Tall Mountain.

[@jofh2o]

You forgor the magic carpet level

[@kobcube]

i would love cool cool mountain because its all fine if i can still drop the penguin off the cliff

[@PenguSquad527]

Wait what about rainbow ride

[@MaxyWolf34]

cool cool mountain is well- yeah

[@romanhammack1895]

Show me everywhere except lethal lava land wasn't thrown and put in a trash can yes indeed I bet the other ones did get put in a trashcan except the top 3

[@owenvazquez1991]

Heyyy now. Where the Shroom is Rainbow Ride? I wouldn't want to live there, but it is another course to consider.

[@GG-Grove]

I totally forgot about that course that was my fault

[@owenvazquez1991]

@@GG-Grove It's fine. It happens to anybody! :D Would you live there?

[@eeveefennecfox]

I also hate the heat,but I would throw anyone I don't like in lethal lava land XD cause well,I'm always joking about throwing people in a volcano hahaha,I can now just throw people I don't like in lethal lava land >:3 that would be my only purpose for there XD I love the cold,so I would probably live in one of the snowy areas actually I love the you'll be remembered or the forever thingy you did a million times,I mean 4 times,it's funny,and if people don't like you saying it all the time even though it's YOUR CHANNEL AND YOUR VIDEO AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,,then I guess I'll have to throw them in lethal lava land XD hahaha also I guess rainbow ride doesn't exist now,it fell out of existence according to the video XD you could do a part 2 or just add it in the video later =p

[@GG-Grove]

THROW THEM INTO THE LAVA

[@t-bird6853]

I don't get that whole "submarine, you freaks!" part. Can someone explain?

[@GG-Grove]

Uhhh it’s inappropriate

[@t-bird6853]

@@GG-Grove Yes but what does it mean

[@SlimecraftStudios]

Where is Rainbow ride Aquarium Peach's slide Wing mario over the rainbow The bowser levels The remaining cut courses The beta levels as an extra

[@GG-Grove]

I forgot rainbow ride and I didn't do any of the side courses

[@SlimecraftStudios]

@@GG-Grove ok

[@landontavares1078]

Rainbow ride left the chat…

[@withersoulsgd]

You forgot Rainbow ride!

[@Tal12075]

What with Rainbow Road. You forgot or something.

[@sharkdr2640]

Do you have to choose a Luigi Oreo family to live in

[@GhabulousGhoti]

Wet Dry World's town is creepy af IMO. It's all flooded and empty, as a kid I think I assumed that everyone drowned and that their bodies were inside the houses still. Also, there's a strange church like structure so I'mma say a cult lived here. Jolly Roger Bay might be my choice since there's fish so you could eat.

[@GG-Grove]

Woah you're making me see wet dry world completely differently😧

[@GhabulousGhoti]

@@GG-Grove It's probably my favorite level in the game but it always weirded me out. That skybox didn't help either.

[@GG-Grove]

I always saw the skybox as like you're in Atlantis

[@CarolinaMandujano-lk6pj]

You can just beat the king

[@jennywren801]

Rainbow ride?

[@zacharyspaghetti6988]

W Video

[@GG-Grove]

Thanks!

[@MTPandSarah]

You forgot rainbow ride

[@ilikesyrup69]

I would want to live in the best course, ur moms house

[@GG-Grove]

Yeah

[@Evisperson]

@@GG-Grove Nothing else, just yeah😂

[@BreeXGaming]

You forgot to mention rainbow ride

[@GG-Grove]

Yeah my bad ):

[@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf]

What about Rainbow Ride? Yes, it's the worst course in the game, but it might be surprisingly livable.

[@GG-Grove]

I must’ve drew a huge blank when I made this because I totally didn’t include it. I think because it’s technically classified as an “extra course” like peaches slide on the Mario Wiki I treated it like one, that’s my fault!

[@chrislecount4801]

I think I’d rather live in Hyrule.

[@eeveefennecfox]

long as it's not the damn water temple

[@Goosey29Goosey]

rain bow ride do u not understand

[@guntober]

No Rainbow Ride? :(

[@GG-Grove]

For some reason I forgot rainbow ride was a full course and not another side course🥲

[@patmoran4360]

😅

[@blinkowarner3117]

I would totally live in Tiny-Huge Island! ...but...then I have certain illicit shrinking fantasies, so that's just me... >.>

[@GG-Grove]

Ummm alright👍

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

Wet Dry World kinda sucks ass, it‘s a complete ghost town which is flooded and completely surrounded by cold stone walls. And again, it’s empty, nobody fucking lives there. I‘d honestly prefer a something like BoB because at least there’s some butterflies

[@jimmybojiggle]

bruh mr i top 10 in the videogame baddies dont ever talk bad about him again 😡🤬🥵

[@GG-Grove]

STOP

[@blinkowarner3117]

You FORGOT Rainbow Ride!