Ranking My Worst Nightmares

[@Joel-Haver]

My worst nightmare, TheTalentlessWriter taking an L (hasn’t happened yet)

[@StudioUAC]

just wait. it'll happen.

[@AutismRulesSupreme]

@@StudioUAC no

[@franciscotorres7531]

Hi Joel you haven’t take a L either 🫡

[@Alexisme.]

Now that you’ve said that, he’s gonna take an L 😭

[@JasonTaylor90210]

What's an L?

[@DeereBorgGaming]

I like nightmares more than good dreams cause I'd rather wake up realizing I'm not going to die then wonder why I'm no longer a millionaire

[@MoaiGaming1]

I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@pinetreek1227]

So true bruh

[@boredboi6279]

If it's a different kind of good dream I'd be ok with it but I personally hate nightmares because they terrify me and I can't go back to sleep without resuming it

[@pinetreek1227]

@@boredboi6279 Yeah I see what ur saying

[@SonicMarrio11]

That's honestly one of the best thing I've ever read.

[@joshm8774]

I wonder if nudists have a version of that nightmare, but they are accidentally wearing a 3-piece suit.

[@rockoyhead]

I had a nightmare of somebody slowly pushing a knife into my heart, and I felt it too. Great nightmares.

[@glitchysilver]

Holy shit u okay?

[@fanged_felines8008]

Jeez that sounds awful! It’s weird how our brains know what that feels like even if it hasn’t happened 💀 I’ve had a nightmare where I got burned alive and I felt everything

[@John-jl4dl]

That was you dying in another dimension.

[@dejus_e]

Haha

[@RyanTheLeader]

“what’s wrong with this kid?” that’s me

[@Cherdleys]

this video is a dream come true

[@rains3526]

Cherdleys ?

[@FishyTheSillyFish]

genius

[@Phoenix-J]

I don't even know how this guy does it but every single video is like 30 of the funniest jokes ive heard in a year all in a row

[@zing3r_]

Bro this one had me dying 😭😭

[@WyattOlingerYT]

I always have a recurring dream where I can fly, but it only turns into a nightmare when I fly into the sun and burn myself alive

[@xguy2950]

Maybe you should control where you fly😅😭💯❗

[@Lo-Sir]

I think we found Icarus!

[@attackehhh]

so you're telling me, in your dream, you flew 150.27 million km accidentally and burnt alive because of the sun

[@HotDogSkins]

I had this recurring nightmare where I was on a stage, and there was an old tv with a black and white countdown from 3. My goal was to run from the stage to the exit across the metal chairs, or else the tv would explode. I did it one night and never had it again

[@liam2967]

I had a nightmare where I didn't eat my cereal... It was terrifying

[@Moocz]

Is that real?😨

[@voidliss8]

You poor soul

[@QuestionabIeStudios]

I had a nightmare where a killer was chasing me but when i tried to move i kept falling over to the ground like it was ice, my arms and legs were also very weak and i couldnt even drag myself in the ground. Then the killer grabs me and when he stabs me i wake up.

[@ConvoyCreations]

Finally, I thought I was the only one who had a nightmare about not having pants in school.

[@waffleslayer5000]

thought i was the only one

[@svkruv]

Same

[@HamburgerManGuy]

Most common nightmare ever

[@masondao5131]

Nah if I ever saw someone pantless in the hallway I’d pull out a nerf gun out of someone’s locker

[@idonthaveone60]

once i had a dream when i was like 5 where a tiny black kid was in my lounge cackling jumping up and down with no body movement during jumping as if he was just levitating up and down and he was causing the biggest earthquake ever.

[@triggerstudios3815]

Bro the chair rant is what really got me

[@Kirbo710]

"When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real" -peter griffin

[@saltyamalgamate]

I consistently have had dreams where I'm just completely naked at school but everybody is fine about it or some reason

[@williamsousa-xy1tw]

I had a nightmare where Mr Beast turned my high school into a Freddy fazbears and he told us whoever survives wins a million dollars. In the dream I was being chased by Freddy until I found a Pokémon center and hid there. So yeah my most recent nightmare involves Mr beast forcing me into my high school where I’m being chased by Freddy fazbear and hiding in Pokémon centers as my only defense. What the hell is wrong with my brain.

[@goon5725]

The worst nightmare I’ve had would be hard to really track, but my 2nd worst would be the time I “woke up” at home with neither my siblings nor mother there. I hear a baby crying outside, so I immediately rush to the door, where some homeless guy started stabbing me, takes my kidney, and runs. I’m on the floor dying, trying to scream for help because I was bleeding out, but I couldn’t scream, like I couldn’t even whisper for help. I close my eyes then I woke up checking to see if I still have my kidneys.

[@HamburgerManGuy]

I had a nightmare where i was on a boat. The sky was very beautiful, most unrealistic colors but still. And then the boat started flying upwards to the sky while I was on it. Scariest thing ever

[@Ari_The_Polar_Bear]

When i was 5 or 6 i always had this nightmare where i was crossing the train tracks and then for some reason,there was a 100 trains passing,including cars and buses. In. The. RAILS. And then a train de-railed and started chasing me in the road. (Sorry for the long story)

[@positronwildhawk8690]

That janitor has waited all his life for this

[@hueyhorseman]

I hate those nightmare where you know you are dreaming and you are sleeping but you can't wake up even if you try while something is chasing you and you can't fight back, you are aware that it's a dream but can't come up with anything to help you so you just sit there and see yourself die

[@AJedits65]

3:08 POV: you’ve meet your favorite KZbinr

[@jeydin1085]

0:24 I once was caught with McDonalds in a dream and I couldn't speak, but I was somehow able to say "this is a nightmare"

[@captainpalegg2860]

i once had a dream where i was swallowed by this giant barracuda thing (which, oddly enough, wasn't even the scary part--that was just the opening scene). so i'm in this fish's stomach, right, and there's a whole city in there--just people going about their lives, either blissfully unaware or apathetic that they're inside a fish. then one person is like "guys, we're in a fish, we have to get out of here!", but everyone just carries on as if nothing was wrong--until suddenly (and here's the scary part) the illusion of this beautiful city just melts away to reveal the fish's innards.

[@BuzzinVideography]

If I take my meds with pain killers I get crazy dreams. One time I was back in college, but everyone was in a borderlands like animation

[@AntiUTTPUnion]

i used to also have nightmares where i have no pants in school for some god damn reason. ive had that nightmare like 22 times now

[@RamenDenominator]

My worst recurring nightmare involves falling into the sky. Like gravity goes reverse, but just for me.

[@MvsicAdd7ct]

The feeling of falling upwards

[@german.1985]

i had a phobia like that a few years ago

[@desuretard8654]

Dude I didn't know other people thought that too lmao. I got it from a car commercial I saw when I was like 5. That was a fucking stupid commercial.

[@RamenDenominator]

there's a name for it: Casadastraphobia. Some people have it bad. Different people report it's worse during the day or night, cloudy or clear, so there are lots of variations. It only gets me in my dreams, and it is a feeling of total horror and helplessness.

[@KevinYellow]

This is my fav KZbinr all time

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

No u

[@pixelitalian]

Had a nightmare where I had to get in a freddy fazbear suit and preform on stage and then I got springlocked

[@Hamsteroverlord]

I had a nightmare that was just the bill bye the science guy theme on repeate while I was strapped to a chair forced to watch it

[@rsakg]

BILL BILL BILL

[@JavierMartinez-ke8ok]

I had a nightmare where every thing was in slow motion and I was like 7 years old with some fat guy chasing me

[@heisenberg2763]

There was 2 times when I was about 9 where I would see another version of me who sounded like a robot, but I couldn’t talk, scream, or even move

[@treykincy]

My worst nightmares are usually me falling from a high place to my death or something supernatural happening like some monster hunting me through a mall that no one else can see for whatever reason lol

[@familygash7500]

I don't really have nightmares, because I pretty much already live in one.

[@katarzynamatracz4011]

I have nightmares all the time. You're not alone.

[@runawayfromtheflay]

I had nightmares that made me run from some spikes or animal or monster and i would feel the pain a little bit i would always fall down and get caught or wake up before (it wasnt very fun lol)

[@skoppa4066]

I had a nightmare where a backrooms entity was chasing me through a walmart while spongebob chase music was playing on the loudspeakers.

[@Riconort]

I had nightmares as a kid where the Energizer bunny would hunt me down and make me participate in a game show where I'd always get the question wrong and then he'd give me that pins and needles feeling.

[@jmtthepixelmon16]

I once dreamed that Scott the woz (I think it was him) and he mangled someone and then he committed sudoku

[@evelyngomez9944]

I've had the naked at school one more times than I'd like to admit... and I also recall having a couple other nightmares that I had before. One was when I was around in the 3rd grade and I was sleeping in my room of my new house at the time (In Staten Island) and there was this huge shadow man just watching me while standing next to the door to my room. He just kept coming closer and closer and I was paralyzed and couldn't speak, scream, or make any noise via my mouth, my eyes went 360 (even turned to 3rd person for a bit before returning to 1st person) until finally it remained standing right next to me doing absolutely nothing, and then I screamed and finally woke up sweating bullets. Another dream was when I was in the same room again but now around in the 4th grade where the characters from FNAF were in the kitchen (with the light on) and just dancing after I think they previously jump scared me idk (that never harmed me physically though so at least that's a relief). And the last nightmares that I recall was when I was being chased by some monster at some park at night with some street lamps on, and when I went to use the bathroom in the house I moved back to (In Long Island where I was born) and it looked almost nothing like the bathroom in real life (looked more like one of those nasty looking school/public bathrooms with some nasty old vines coming from the walls and from the toilet itself, and I think either some sewer monster crawled out of the toilet or a mirror monster appeared (or none and that nothing scary happened besides from the bathroom and the halls of my house looking eerie with little to no light coming out of it) but either way it was rather unsettling for me, and I hope you won't have to experience the same fate I had (especially the first example). Ps: those last two nightmares were not connected, not even in the slightest.

[@ididntaskverified3663]

They are connected, the fnaf movie

[@CianThoYT]

The only nightmare i rember having is from years ago when that spider lady from coraline was chasing me,now i dont dream at all amymore,or just forget them

[@warrior6474]

I usually don’t remember my lunch number in my dreams and kept getting wrong so relate

[@scaree2496]

I keep having nightmares of days that are extremely normal, untill something completely fucked happens out of no where. Than I have to live the nightmare up to that point once I wake up.

[@tesloche9349]

My worst nightmare is one where my dad went insane, and becane a serial killer, and the whole nightmare was a horror movie of me trying to avoid him, until eventually the cops showed up and took him away, and after thst, I was a KZbin vlogger, vlogging myself going to a house themed around a show, and me sleeping the nught there, and when I went to bed in my dream, thats when I woke up

[@antarctican_immagrants6849]

My work nightmares are all just me being late or forgetting to be at work, or being on break for too long. As a teenager with a job, this has been a real transition from wacky ass dreams to adult scenario dreams lol

[@Floridaman9115]

Last week I had the first nightmare of 2023

[@FennicArson69]

I would have a nightmare about missing the bus trying to go home, and I would live at the school. But then I wake up and remember that I graduated

[@confidentialinformation752]

had an old nightmare my family was cannibalizing me.

[@thunderbro7218]

I think it says something about how much I hate school when my worst nightmare we me forgetting to submit my homework. I swear this actually happened

[@Emckey]

My nightmare was being lost in an endless abandoned mansion made out of concrete during the day

[@Pistoleer_Dude]

My worst nightmare was Bill Murray hitting the griddy

[@TheStupidIntrovert]

One of my nightmares was the game seeking mama

[@TheStupidIntrovert]

@DMONEYINDUSTRY I don’t care if I’m first

[@LaciMarieKnight]

I’ve gotta remember to NOT eat or drink anything whilst watching your videos 🤣😭😭

[@Mr.Isquierdo]

I had a nightmare where someone shotgunned me in the head and I fell to the ground bleeding out. I felt the wet warmth and numbness.

[@sass.mate420]

I love watching the talentless writer everyday

[@bake4795]

Ive had a trio of nightmares 2 with my church/preschool burning down And 1 with my elementary school burning down

[@pedrossecondaccount]

I had a nightmare where all of my blood turns into marbles

[@mrfrog0913]

That sounds fun. Free marbles. Even though you'd probably explode because all your blood cells became 100X their own size, free marbles for everyone else.

[@greenbeastofthehiddenleaf]

As the God's Will ahh dream

[@pedrossecondaccount]

and i had a dream where a surgeon (i think it was) performing a surgery with some stampler thing while i was still alive

[@ItsYoBoyBryce00]

I thought I was the only one that couldn't yell in their dream lol

[@fallenangelofoz8726]

I have a reoccurring dream where I'm back in high school and it's the end of the year but I haven't attended classes all year and I don't know my schedule. I hate those dreams.

[@ArtywithaY]

For me sometimes I can actually control a nightmare like my third eye opens and I say oh this bs and makes no sense and then I wake up it’s weird

[@JavierMartinez-ke8ok]

I had a nightmare where is was shirtless and fat and i had to go threw the rest of school shirtless

[@huntergaming1719]

I used to have frequent nightmares of me just falling in holes

[@andromedatants8940]

3:06 As a kid I had nightmares abt randomly not having clothes on at school, now as an adult I have nightmares abt it happening on my college campus which is probably worse

[@jonisalmela2399]

What about your best nightmares. For me it was being bitten by a zombie, but I got pissed and bit back! I was so mad when I woke up.

[@Anonymous950-v4p]

A lot of my nightmares are more extreme than other nightmares. Ive had a weird amount of apocalypse related dreams, usually zombies, and in one of them i remember having to shoot my own father with a shotgun because he had caught the sickness, it was disturbingly graphic and vivid. This is what i would consider my worst nightmare, mainly just because of how oddly realistic and vivid it felt, at the time it actually impacted me psychologically for a little while afterward.

[@K125K]

Aight

[@amberswafford9305]

I’ve been out of school for longer than I’d like to say at this point & I STILL HAVE DREAMS ABOUT GOING TO SCHOOL W NO PANTS OR UNDERWEAR! I always try & pull my shirt down low as I can & run back home😂

[@da-memer]

I love your videos. Keep up the good work! ❤❤❤😀😀😀

[@MvsicAdd7ct]

I had a similar nightmare to yours. One time I saw a robber at our house (in my dream) and I wanted to scream to call mom but I wasn't able

[@angelofchaos8233]

My worst nightmare was terrifying. I went back to the house I grew up in to find a red sky. Then there was a shadow man with red eyes holding an axe, and my entire family was dead. It's not a pleasant one, to say the least.

[@SnowyconeXD6000]

I had this nightmare again and again where I was in the holocaust that scared tf out of me.

[@SirGnomes]

one time i had a nightmare where my car broke down and a lady offered to help me and then she sent a tiger out to chase me

[@jknMEMES]

I just had a dream about a 50cm long spider biting the top of my shorts... and while trying to get it off somehow bit my mouth closed.

[@totallysupershoelace256]

The most common nightmare i had is falling from unfathomably high heights

[@asparagus447]

I had a nighmare of falling from the moon... I dont knoe what im doing

[@lawrencemiller]

My worst nightmare is when I was playing in my front yard an airplane blew up and then I ran into the house on the floor crying as it crashed into my house

[@draydog2316]

I had a nightmare when I stole my friend’s brownie. And then I got into timeout, and cried.

[@late_reg_adorer]

I had a nightmare where Denny's was going out of business so I locked myself in a tiny room with nothing to do and I starved to death

[@chizzledpotata3950]

Y’all ever have those nightmares where when you run your legs aren’t working correctly so you jump and suddenly your 900 feet in the air

[@joestarfloro3030]

Recently I had one where I was in the middle of a empty football stadium and then this big ass commercial plane stalls out and nose dives right on me, didn't die tho

[@glitchysilver]

I've unfortunately never had a nightmare before :(

[@joestarfloro3030]

I really don't like the ones that make me go to college or high school again but I'm current age. Having to take dum dum classes and walk all over campus with barely a clue where I'm going

[@Marlin123]

Fun fact: the people who are waiting for you to punch your number aren't actually mad, anxiety and the fear of judgement can't even hurt you but still plagues you in your dreams. I know from experience trust me

[@TheXiaotong]

At the age of 4, I imagined being at daycare, seeing a vortex open, and in the vortex there was a tight rope with lava underneath, and when I tried to cross I fell into the lava, however it felt like a nice hot tub for some reason

[@happynightmaremonster488]

I remember getting a no pants at school dream. I knew I couldn't hide, so I just walked around with supreme confidence to assert dominance on my subconscious

[@Funk101]

I had a nightmare where I shit my pants and when I woke up I actually had shit in my pants

[@coweditz_2455]

0:55 bro the kids lol

[@bowserblaster6418]

3:59 this made me laugh so hard i nearly pissed myself

[@feelincrispy7053]

Last night in Melbourne Australia we had a 4.5 earthquake whilst I was sleeping. I half woke up briefly, thought I was dreaming my bed was rocking around and instantly went back to sleep. I woke up to the news blaring “we had an earthquake!!!!!” We barley ever get earthquakes let alone that “big”. Was a weird feeling finding out on the news and realising I was not dreaming, that shiz was for real lol

[@Golden-berry]

0:41 I used to punch in my numbers at the school cafeteria too.

[@Spixxe]

My nightmares have me asking my friends if I'm dreaming, they ignore me, I ask again this time more aggressively, they take a weapon out of their back pocket, they kill me with said weapon

[@chrisperrien7055]

No worries, when you get older, you will be missing even remembering dreams, good or bad. .

[@hkayakh]

I’ve had a few nightmares where I’m not wearing a shirt, and either it’s as I’m going to school, or I’m in the middle of the school day and realize I have no shirt on

[@Parasite_06]

Bro i have this happen all the time I swear when I scream it's just nothing it's horrible

[@bouvet_]

my worst nightmares are right in the morning trying to get ready for school but falling asleep instantly, then i dream about me getting ready. then i think like, “oh yeah, im ready!”

[@miopyox]

I feel like in every nightmare I had, I either: 1. Jump off a cliff and drown, while some shitty social drama plays (I don't know why, but it's always like this) or 2. I feel like an absolute badass thorough the entire nightmare (like wielding badass guns and doing sick parkour moves), and then in the last few minutes of it I start getting chased down by a creepy ass killer while I start moving like a fucking snail for no reason and then die. Or 3. I get both nightmares one after the other, without any pauses and shit (basically I wake up from a nightmare into another nightmare)

[@adriansosa3388]

I had wet dream and worst nightmare I was sleeping all sudden lights flicker and I can’t move and switch was red ghost and if you move your body becomes a red molten blood and it kept happening alot then ther was abandoned house it was girl that is creator of it and woods fall down and she scream and if she gets hold light we’re dead but it’s dream I board it All and she survived but I couldn’t control myself and it all stopped but I started to see girl that was in my wet dream and she was crying as d like I said i can’t control my self so I rub her things but later lights flicker I ran and to late my hands were molten blood but woke up at right time…

[@Quentin-pu8id]

My nightmare starts when I wake up every effing day... At night, I dream I'm a premium unicorn and I live in ever perfect bliss... Time to power up the ambient...

[@acidicali7776]

Usually in my "no pants" dreams, I come to school with pants, but I lose them and I can't remember where they went. Like I went to take a shit and forget to put my pants back on.