Ranking my YTPs

[@wtrflsh]

I dislike you as a person but you make great YTP. Keep up the good work.

[@M1_ke]

Bart you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.

[@ApexGale]

someone needs their stomach pumped

[@CaptLuser]

@@M1_ke you poop a good youtube

[@Livereater4000]

May I ask why you dislike him

[@wtrflsh]

@@Livereater4000 i was a bit hyperbolic to be fair. i just dont like that he sees some politics as "objectively correct" or that he always feels like he has to tell everyone how bad person x is in his videos. or the point where he inserted the palestine story into his YTP, not because it was funny, or edgy, but because he considered it "important to say/show". reminds me a bit of the facebook minion posts with religious undertones, and the only reason religious people like it is bc they see their religion somewhere, even if fully out of place. i still have parts of him i like. the small stories of him interacting with his bf are always cute and i enjoy them, and its clear that he has got himself a great catch, which i doubt he would've if he was a dick irl. his general sense of humor is great too. i gotta be honest, i could be wrong and i just misread a lot of his humor as genuine due to the crazy political climate nowadays. but considering which side of nuts he tends to pick more as a subject, my bias tells me he probably bases a lot of his views on rightwing strawmen. its always hard to differenciate irony from sincerity if the claims seem radical

[@GrouseMan14]

You are the highest quality ytp creator ive ever seen and you have the AUDACITY to rank some of your videos in D tier 😤

[@ThePond135]

Well bojack horseman was d tier to be fair, at least compared to his others

[@theflyingspaget]

He's ranking them internally

[@Supernoxus]

There is no use in ranking if you don't use all of the ranks

[@Glidus]

i have long believed that the purpose of content creation is solely to later place said creations in a tier list. thank you for following god's will in this manner.

[@aTalkingPizza]

Wtf you're the last person I would expect here. Love your content man

[@An_actual_walrus]

OI GLIDUS, does Shwifty know you’re seeing other KZbinrs? 😂

[@Argos_RB]

Saw this comment while I was abed...

[@An_actual_walrus]

@@Argos_RB are you sure you weren’t ahorse?

[@elias306]

The Shrouded Lord himself!!

[@jag1437]

Can't believe [rot] didn't make S tier, Jesse solving all his problems with go karting has me obsessive compulsive moving along with it, laughing it up.

[@nathaniel5157]

WE'VE GOT ROT!

[@biscuit715]

It's my favourite one by far

[@thefanfinfulo]

it is my favorite YTP I've ever seen tbh

[@supercres3794]

Can't believe you left out PragerU is wild. I quote "There are no shorsh, there are no haah" almost daily.

[@usernamehere1102]

"Freedom" (x3)

[@primepiplup]

And one of days these boots will walk all over you

[@BB8B8]

I joined the Navy. I had the honor of fucking men in the Navy. A glorious job.

[@NLikesRpgs]

The "I'm going to have to speak in Chinese" gag is quite possibly the best ytp sentence mix I've seen

[@CalebTibster]

Bart does the tier lists in groups. That video was in an older tier list.

[@senorsnout4417]

19:14 I love the implication that you added a joke in specifically to make your boyfriend laugh. There's something really sweet about that. Plus, I'm the same, those jokes slay me too, and I don't know why.

[@DepthPerceptionEnjoyer]

HES GAYYYYYY LETS GOOOOO

[@Zvyezdavodna]

thank you verytallfart❤

[@liamking5142]

Oh shit, the boy's on his Doug Walker "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Jokes" arc.

[@nothingisawesome]

before his mass shooting spree the Noid had a pretty good NES game

[@QuiltyExperience]

rank them all you like but they're all S tier in my heart

[@limitlesscord7319]

imo the less actual editing (reversed audio, picture distortions, boosted sound) and the more just genuinely funny sentence mixes that sound like actual sentences there are, the better the video is

[@ReallyBadJuJu]

God bless you indeed, TallBart. King Crimson is awesome.

[@cteixeirax]

the palestine bit in the prageru video was immense. not just for the anti-genocide flex, just on a technical and semantic level.

[@thelemon5069]

True I've seen the Noid. Gave me vtsd. (Very tall stress disorder)

[@starryknight5555]

It's over, I have depicted you as the schizoid man while I am the king crimson. (Love your ytps, happy to hear things are looking good for you two.)

[@Spitfyre1011]

I like the pogo thumbnail, I always figured you were doing a Charlie Kirk small face thing with it

[@A6by]

I couldn't stop laughing at "What was that? Prog." for like an hour. Bart is not only a tall genius, but he has great taste in music.

[@scalderm]

nah but the nude norm is litterally my favorite video by you snærshphobic

[@SpecialInterestShow]

13:03 oh yeah the dispicable me bit is the funniest one to me I think I've seen the 9 minute minions one it's so funny

[@End_Zionism]

Bart, please edit more Jordan Peterson “rat” poops and add Candace Owens talking about Jordan and rats on her new podcast. Thank you!

[@kitkatskye]

I really appreciate the fact that you called yourself out on sexualizing Candace Owens for that one joke in banjo; it's real fuckin cool when people with so many followers hold themselves accountable and grow from it

[@themandownstairs4765]

i can tell the bojack horseman video is great because my friends struggled to not tell me how much of the series it was probably spoiling (I've never seen bojack horseman)

[@snnnnzzzzz]

most unexpected upload from the master himself

[@juhor.7594]

Sometimes, an ugly-ass thumbnail is exactly what KZbin needs.

[@MGR99]

LEON is A tier

[@TheNickhis]

My partner and I regularly quote the Sam Harris "I'm not a bug. I will never be a bug. Wait hold on... I'm a bug."

[@buranflakes]

As someone who's made multiple Noid YTPs I appreciated that cameo 0:39

[@hacim42]

1:21 LOOK MA I'M BEING VAGUELY MENTIONED!!!! I think that list was pretty good, mr family is an S for me personally.

[@mushroomfroge6305]

you saying your videos are basically soundbytes that are good to repeat over and over felt like it was attacking me personally because i quote the "micro God" bit like once a day

[@sansbeans]

I had the same thought. I can't even count how many bits I reference on a daily basis

[@scalderm]

hello very tall dart

[@Salmonfries]

I'm glenn quagmire

[@makutas-v261]

(incomprensible screams at 144p)

[@theonlycatonice]

I feel validated that the videos I laughed the most at were indeed S Tier

[@dumbcatposter]

day 1 of asking bart to make a youtube poop of the Zapruder film

[@jmage322]

I love that you are doing well. Keep up the great work, you inspire me daily

[@OhManThisBeDoinNumbers-ry9uo]

You sound like you'd be a fun guy to talk to, honestly. I also love your music taste.

[@Alex-bc3lr]

All the Andrew Tate exposure has made Very Tall Bart into Very Gay Bart... 😢 (Will you ever let your boyfriend edit a segment of one of your ytp's, or have you done that already? :3c

[@dftp]

I believe his boyfriend provides creative consultation for the poops.

[@verytallbart]

@@dftp Yup! Nearly every joke is run by cabinworm for approval. He also writes the AI series with me

[@Fishtenders]

There’s nothing more humble than acknowledging the best and worst of your personal work

[@sirdioth]

I liked this tierlist. I hope I get to see so many more tierlists of your videos to com

[@maximusthedude8305]

ngl I am a huge fan and didn't even know you streamed. Will have to check it out sometime

[@8-bitstorm]

I'm gonna be honest the breaking bad rot one had me and my friends sideways. Nothing short of S tier in my opinion.

[@Basilmoment]

Wait, so you're saying that your boyfriend has a JoJ?

[@ambunt]

19:36 man turns off boyfriends brain by showing him his ytp, tragic story

[@clowneryjohnson5208]

Livin the dream fr

[@NeilDegrasseTysonWithAKatana]

Couple goals fr

[@ambunt]

@@NeilDegrasseTysonWithAKatana true omg

[@ambunt]

@@clowneryjohnson5208 my gf just overstims me 😞😮‍💨

[@djdee6386]

Of course the Puppygirl pfp says this.

[@madwomansinsight]

I like these videos where you willingly shit on some of your work, respectable

[@holdommi7505]

the charlie kirk one is my favorite ones. the exchange between him and candice always makes me laugh

[@TyroneDeise]

The Joe Rogan / Bill Maher bit about 1984 is S tier.

[@RobbyVanArsdale]

Very super glad to hear that life is on the up

[@coledavidson5630]

7:11 this is probably my favorite of yours by a long shot. Radiohead music is amazing tho idc

[@NuttyBlueRice]

Ranking from tallest to shortest

[@valence7]

"Prager U is a Nightmare" is a masterpiece

[@chloesantos8637]

I once told a group of friends you're one of my favorite "KZbinPoopers" and they gave me the weirdest look. I now realize most people probably assume you do scat videos. ANYWAY keep up the good work!

[@carlosrosso7575]

Theres one video ive been looking for on your gallery. Its Jordan Peterson say "whew". Like it was start then reverse

[@carrotsporks]

It's in the supercut, not sure the original video though. One of my absolute favorite bits

[@carrotsporks]

11:37 in the Jordan Peterson's Last Stand Supercut, to be precise

[@carlosrosso7575]

@@carrotsporks my hero, I've rewatched o much every video looking for it

[@Treiden21]

I really like the family fued ones :]

[@GodlessTramp-tq5rd]

I’d love to see the Candice ovens (not autocorrect) (naht z joke) reinstated to its rightful place amount the type pantheon that is your channel

[@meatballman_botw]

8:17 real shit‼‼ ytp vocal stims mentioned

[@jrockoclock7088]

artists sell their works off because if they hang on the wall for the artist to see they'll never be complete

[@dontuserachelslurs]

Pajoffice is so good it lives in my head forever

[@escottronic]

sorry i absolutely love the hamilton half of the idk ytp, please dont hate your work too much

[@CityofButterfly]

Leo talking to Ronald Reagan is one of my favorite moments on this channel. "No, Leo."

[@mizeounao]

Rot is S tier to me, it stuck in my head so fucking hard

[@ClockFink]

5:32 Juj Harvey is my favorite of yours, glad you’re happy with it too 😊

[@JackgarPrime]

A tier list? Now you're a REAL content creator!

[@KylesSocietyofMisfit]

In the video description, the list of people in the video is just a list of shitty fascists and then Steve Harvy in the middle hanging out, and it makes all the fascists look bad.

[@ethanduman2228]

A true ARTIST 😁

[@mischiefaaron]

Would you consider using my program Tier Chart Creator the next time you make a video like this? Thank you for any consideration. I love your YTPs!!

[@Basilmoment]

HOW can you put "cousincide" in c tier? Edit: Charlie Kirk one is A tier imo. I absolutely love it.

[@gmakerc1]

Glad to hear things are going better for you. Please keep making excellent poops.

[@misanthrophex]

You really have no idea what jokes of yours are the best, keep doing what you're doing, and don't move towards what you feel like is better to you, because it will get worse then.

[@I-0-0-I]

Another Firefox user! There are dozens of us!

[@ptmurf91]

every single prager is S tier

[@aurallyaddison]

your mr birchum ytp was my first exposure to the show

[@timeimp]

oh wait, a real video that is serious. cool cool cool

[@confetti_777]

mann i like the bojack horseman one, me and my sibling quote it all the time lol

[@megabotvideos]

idkhow the twitch integration thing works but its like an insight into a schizophrenics mind, to hear "im glen quagmire" out of nowhere

[@gamingfedora7866]

I thought Bojake was a great YTP. The only bit that was hard to get through was him telling a story at the funeral. Everything else was good. Especially him being socially dense whenever the owl was trying to vent to him. (Never saw the show so I don't know names)

[@klesto92]

Pump my stomach is peak

[@baitzadasuto]

glad to see Dennis prager is crazy in it's proper place at S

[@Bibbly53]

You're a great editor and that's a fact jack.

[@nicodemos4829]

How does youtube like the poops of like popular IP, eg. Breaking bad and the movie poops you've made? Like are they claimed immediately or?

[@verytallbart]

Never had any issues with movies or Breaking Bad etc, but somehow Family Guy gets demonetized instantly

[@pokemaniac333]

[YTP] Joot nearly killed me the first time I saw it. Kinda sad it didn't get recognition here, but I thought you should know my fiancée and I loved it!

[@Cass-zs6lr]

Now how come this was the way i found out that radiohead preformed in isreal 7 years after that happened

[@cheez-itmcgee]

andrew tate & alex jones and the joe rogan experience are my two favorite ones from you... me and my roommate say 'fake post malone' to each other as a statement of disapproval all the time. thank you for what you do...

[@merkedgg6322]

All hail gay Luigi

[@M1_ke]

I cannot express how much I loved State of the Union, wouldn't mind another one like that. Anyway...

[@slizzy6292]

This might be my favorite ytp creator. Maybe better than cs188 or dathings

[@calebperaon4768]

dude i think the nude norm was completely underrated. i would love to see more videos like it. honestly so refreshing after the million garbage ytps of the new norm

[@somegal-89]

I really like the Dennis Prager poops because I think I would prefer depressed nihilist Prager to the one we have.

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

7:35 So it was Johnny Greenwood, playing a collaborative show with Israeli rock singer Dudu Tassa. They've been playing together since 2008. Greenwood said a lot about the history of Jews in and outside of Israel. He said a lot of shit but nothing about Palestine. I wonder why. Now I can shit on Radiohead with moral superiority and not only good taste. My ego is comfortably stroked.

[@Deuterocomical]

I personally loved the Sam Harris one

[@evan5710]

8.5/10 not enough rats

[@Cowloverdude]

Mr Bartholomew you make the best YTPs on this website or ever. Jsyk

[@BB8B8]

Glad to hear the move went well and your boyfriend found a joj

[@NunSuperior]

gud joj

[@b1rdbra1nz]

In my opinion, buttflalf is enough to put mr. family in S tier

[@acousticfacts]

I like you as a person but you make great YTP. Creep up the shoe work.

[@SoulZealantonski]

The Joe Biden ones and the Prager ytp with Otto's tales are an easy S imo

[@jmeals1]

Chalenge mode make Alex Jones sound coherent

[@genejas]

verytallbart no longer making youtube poops according to dogma 95

[@AstroPkReal]

awww hearing about your boyfriend was nice I hope you 2 have a healthy relationship

[@ApexGale]

i disagree on the bojack horseman one, that one was classic ytp

[@bloorp6159]

I can tell you watch Big Joel... I smell him on your breath