Ranking the HOTTEST Minecraft Mobs

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[@nerco8194]

5:24 "That's everything I'm looking for in a man. Big, strong, dead, and rotting" Kwite really has a type, doesn't he?

[@trashman11]

I mean he is into spring trap

[@jilliancrawford7577]

Should we add OG Ghost to the list for the same reasons or is that below the belt?

[@Connie.T.]

@@jilliancrawford7577 oh, kwite is below the belt alright

[@yohumanfrisk]

I mean, Minecraft equivalent of Springtrap, minus the child murder. Definitely his type.

[@broblerone413]

@@yohumanfrisk i mean, minecraft mobs _still do_ murder children, just indirectly by killing a child's game character

[@treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Oh god I remember this stream specifically I remember the stream I was in getting raided once kwite was done, and the chaos that unfolded as a result

[@BEANSS-z1v]

I like the Greek mythology references

[@majou...]

4:38 my cat 😔

[@diray3474]

Kwite back at it giving us the content the world needs to see.

[@MLH_1231]

Enderman is everything you need in a partner. They're shy, tall, strong, and passionate about their work.

[@lurisdream9588]

and grass block

[@forwardspider5488]

@@lurisdream9588 g r a s s

[@bjsbszj4199]

​@@lurisdream9588g r a s s

[@a_plane]

​@@lurisdream9588 g r a s s

[@Imverydepressedandh0rny]

@@lurisdream9588 g r a s s

[@mikey_m114]

Kwite recognizing Endermen as an S-tier was endlessly reassuring - even if every other ranking had been trash, that ranking alone would’ve redeemed this wholeass list

[@boredplayer7425]

True.

[@Creepo_J]

haha end less

[@mrblakeboy1420]

endermen are an obvious choice

[@BadNameJackson]

It's a tall person.

[@bc6504]

hear me out, fire resistence potion the blaze can go up by 2 class

[@Revo5660]

Same for magma cubes, btw

[@Pihsrosnec]

you guys are underestimating how awkward that would be considering two of the four primary ingredients in fire resistance potions are blazes and magma cubes

[@Revo5660]

@@Pihsrosnec Idk, I doubt they're that enlightened in the ways of alchemy?

[@honeycloves-]

​@@Pihsrosnec slay their brothers, seduce their mothers [i would like to say formally for the record that i am joking 😭]

[@bc6504]

@@Pihsrosnec just don't tell the blaze

[@tobias_therat2852]

No because the fact that he put enderman and the iron golem on the top Kwite has a type for tall guys confirmed 👀👀

[@LepidopteranFool]

Who doesn't?

[@skittles8991]

with his height they dont have much of a choice lol

[@Angel3x111]

@@LepidopteranFool exactly I've never met a single person who wouldn't get on their knees for someone over 6 foot

[@broblerone413]

@@skittles8991 as a short person i am simoultaneously offended and agree with you

[@_.xandxr._4714]

I have a chance

[@cjadams9658]

the iron golem is tf2 heavy, they like to beat up things that harm their loved ones while relaxing with some nice russian literature and chess to keep the mind sharp

[@scribblecloud]

quite should rank tf2 characters

[@Adam-b1o3e]

​@@scribblecloudautocorrect?

[@ekit254]

I regret falling asleep half way through the stream 😭 it was dope af

[@MrWoomy]

Rip bro

[@lilylohmann614]

When he said “strong arms that can hold onto your hips” and then said he reads too much fanfic hit way too hard, bro

[@OliviaRose2005]

I'm starting to really wonder when Kwite is coming out as a furry

[@noahtaylor1721]

When he played FNAF

[@nobody1795]

Right now

[@break_the_galaxy]

Does he really need to come out? I feel like it's fairly obvious to everyone by now anyway

[@HoodieHorizon]

Enderman is the only acceptable S tier

[@elainad6728]

Well... *S tier and higher!*

[@forgettableanimegirl5253]

Don’t sleep on my iron golem Homie

[@Localbisexual]

Iron golem though 🤔

[@HoodieHorizon]

@@forgettableanimegirl5253 it’s made of metal, too cold

[@yohumanfrisk]

They call me the Enderman Slayer. . . I cannot see them sexually. All I see when my eyes fall upon a poor, misfortunate Enderman is prey, ready to be slaughtered for my amusement.

[@Rndered]

I'm so glad both chat and Kwite at the end had the same thought for Herobrine.

[@sabrinadocim]

the fact that I agree with almost all of the top tier ones is concerning to me

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

same... 😔

[@Portal2Fan1234]

Honestly the ender dragon lays eggs but she is also intelligent as dragons are highly intelligent creatures(or at least thats what we perceive them as)so she could come up with very creative ways for...you know

[@makanapaulson6700]

Go ahead and log off for me..

[@Portal2Fan1234]

@@makanapaulson6700 ?

[@zacktherandomweirdo]

Dragons are fictional creatures and as such their level of intelligence varies through the medias they are portayed In the case of Jean we don't know her level of intelligence, maybe she just has magic and a magic animal is an animal so heh For fuckable dragons, I would say the dovs from skyrim or any furry (furry as furry not furry as fluffy) dragon

[@Portal2Fan1234]

@@zacktherandomweirdo well she might be highly intelligent as she is able to outsmart the player(which yes im aware is the ai but still...)

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@Portal2Fan1234 in what way? how do you get outsmarted by the ender dragon?

[@wintershock]

Personally I would have put the pigman brute on the top. He’s strong, he’s fashionable and he can wield an axe really well. To each their own I guess.

[@jstarv104]

Kwite: *Lowers Salmon to the lowest rank* Wilbur Soot: _Amateur_

[@tricks1118]

Fun fact that was the first thing the chat noted lol

[@citrineshark9240]

LOL

[@lucylinia8694]

Lmao

[@CardCatCardboard]

My thoughts exactly

[@Tortle14]

Tropical fussy

[@Ктоя-ь1м]

I didn't watched the video yet, but I can boldly say that enderman is one of the hottest mobs in the game. He's tall, dark and has tons of r34 arts of him

[@aromatic-albatross9026]

Wait wha-

[@Ктоя-ь1м]

@@aromatic-albatross9026 oh poor soul, what have I done... You probably will start googling to see it, won't you?

[@bardofvoid174]

You know, I'm starting to think Kwite's preference in men really is dead and rotting

[@kalekidsav]

Spring trap proved that a while ago

[@Pyro-thon]

Bro really said to himself while writing ideas for a stream: “huh I should rank all the hot mobs in Minecraft” 💀

[@mule213]

Kwite never fails to post a video the world would be better off not seeing

[@xraenon1664]

Not even the editor got it right… What he called a “shreaker” is a trap the Evoker (wizard Pillager) spawns. Though the fact he can summon those at will might come into consideration…. Also who the f*ck made this mob list? They clearly haven’t played Minecraft if they forgot the pain of Silverfish

[@An_Entire_Lime]

They included the big ghast variant from a mod, idk how you even do that

[@NylonGenesis]

How did they add a joke wither but not phantoms. I was looking forward to seeing how he ranked them

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

​@@NylonGenesis right??? You cant just leave out the phantom!

[@forwardspider5488]

The silverfish would be instantly put in “delete from game”

[@realPurpleOrb]

@@forwardspider5488 this also explains the two replies above you, NO ONE would want that thing

[@saucysacrilegious]

the moment i started this video i was prepared to die on the hill of endermen being top tier. glad i don't have to.

[@jeamsis]

“I was always more of a Shadow guy” BAASEDDDDDD NEW FAVORITE KZbinR

[@uhauwhbw]

Damn I just started watching this and his opinion on the strider IS HILARIOUS

[@TwoWhales-NoWhales]

This Physically and Mentally hurt me, great video

[@Sh1garak1s_alt]

Love your pfp

[@thereaper8685]

"Morally I should stop doing stuff like this but financially im not going to" Every 18 + furry artist ever

[@Trap-Sama420]

YOU HAVE TO DO A CREEPY PASTA ONE😂

[@Fursona-world]

Yes he does

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

NOOOOOOOO (yes)

[@cyberusagi]

Agreed he should

[@chipkid]

he’s gonna put slenderman is s Tier (i agree)

[@VitaTheMerm]

Oh my god that's horrid I love that

[@Just_a_commenter]

Hot stuff goes right over my head, since Ace brain go brrrrr. That said, I will hold this tier list as fact.

[@Real_Snorlax]

Bruh, you again?

[@cjadams9658]

and obviously enderman is top tier, theyre tall dark and handsome

[@garlicc1594]

2:33 reminder: potions of fire protection :)

[@_geno_]

you genius. you madman.

[@makicriesalot]

kwite talking about enderman d reminds me of that one enderman x reader fanfic i read on ao3 with the triple tentacle d and (y/n) dies and respawns like several times and also breeding kink?

[@shirochii6678]

YO, I KNOW ABOUT THIS. It was horrifyingly gory when I read it from AO3. From what I recall, the reader's stomach bursts (due from the c*m I think?) that led them to respawn multiple times and violated once more. The grammar and detail in the writing were pretty good, but the overall concept was questionable, very messed up. If you're wondering why I read about this in the first place, it was because I was extremely curious and had no idea what to expect. Also it was made (and I read) around 3 or 4 years ago.

[@shirochii6678]

And it was Enderman x male reader 💀

[@William_afton.2.0]

Fun fact: crossbows are actually really hard to load

[@nuclearwyvern1955]

This is kwite possibly the most ‘Kwite’ thing I’ve ever seen.

[@cookiehatkingdom]

Guyssss? Who put 50p in the scammer?

[@thisstoopidguy]

My sister read this out loud (to prove that she can read to my mum) and my mom freaked- Note to self, never watch kwite in front of my siblings 😭🤦

[@durratulaishah3703]

Lol

[@lexderp2766]

What did they read outloud? It’s a video of pictures 💀

[@thisstoopidguy]

@@lexderp2766 The **HOTTEST** Minecraft mobs- she said it was confidence too, she was so proud of it😭

[@lexderp2766]

@@thisstoopidguy bruh NO not the title

[@BetriebAnin]

Fanart is a whole other category. They can make a trash can look like an S++

[@Lmaocherrie]

Honestly not surprised that kwite did this💀

[@funniguy2967]

2 minutes and already 70 comments

[@wizardlizard55555]

COMPARINF THE AXOLOTL TO A FLESHLIGHT NOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[@oo-vivian]

TELL ME THAT HE ISNT RIGHT. LOOK INTO MY EYES AND TELL ME

[@q.creates381]

11:12 why do they have one modded enemy on this list? For context that is the urghast, one of the bosses from the twilight forest mod. I'm very confused by the fact that it's on this list of vanilla enemies.

[@impliqued1910]

I still don't understand, like barely anyone is talking about it!

[@impassingthru]

Kwite, there’s no way you can say you’re not a furry after all this time.

[@thisisnowmyaltacc5541]

you're so real

[@DOJOfficial.]

The crossbow actually takes more strength to use because the string is so tightly on

[@somerandoinaknightsarmor9938]

The way the pillagers and piglins load take even more strength, if you were a normal, weak person from earth, you would need to press the but of thay crossbow against you gut to have a chance of loading it, but the chads in minecraft load it with perfect posture, almost ready to fire barely having to move there hands to aim.

[@hyd3831]

Steve is technically capable of carrying things heavier than the all the planets in the solar system combined

[@juniper5865]

as someone who shoots bow and arrow a ton, yeah it does take a lot of arm strength

[@No_one_perhaps]

8:39 as somone who owns both a bow and a crossbow u need a lot of strenght for both

[@revilno]

Clearly it’s the Minecraft Skeleton

[@thehatman9602]

Agreed

[@andre2075]

He always has a boner tho *BA DUM CHING* *insert laugh track*

[@_mangaddict]

I'm on the Enderman gang but those are cool

[@critikalmax341]

That slime tho...

[@tarostartic8833]

So I was in the middle of writing a comment about how Endermen and Iron Golem are the objectively hottest Minecraft mobs when I gained the sudden self-awareness. There's a pattern huh...

[@tarostartic8833]

You are so wrong for that... Wither skeleton 🫣🤤

[@delyra_guard1333]

Kwite: “thé forearm strength you need to pull back a bow string” Me: 😊 i do that stuff thank you

[@insanityrat3063]

Joining in the middle of this stream was certainly an experience

[@enderdragondoesgaming]

8:05 back and chest strength actually, and yes on traditional bows it takes a lot to draw and hold weight like that

[@zleepyissheep4219]

I think herobrine was tryna say something with that stuff at the end.... sorry bro he's taken

[@mossfeathers]

yippee kwite time my favorite chronically online creature

[@Pjo-Super-Fan]

14:28 can’t believe I’m joining in plus a moan from the warden can kill

[@R0FLWAFFLEZ]

KWITE PUT THE IRON GOLEM IN THE HIGHEST TIER?? BASED AS HELL. (I want the iron creature to clap my cheeks plz don’t shame me)

[@RenaissanceWaffle]

Bro wanted to get some freaky tentacle stuff from the ghast

[@kratangg-arang]

I mean, can’t spell ‘necrophilia’ without “super hot”, right?

[@MagolorIsOnYT]

DO ALL GENERATION 9 POKEMON (or other gens if you're more comfortable with one of those)

[@boyjewce]

getting a notification for this video with the last word cut off sent me through the five stages of grief very quickly

[@lana0502]

Lmaooo I literally clicked on this video thinking if enderman and iron Gollum isn't TOP TEAR the I swear to God, thankfully I'm not the only one who thinks this way..

[@theemperorpenguin4204]

LES GO I WAS THE PERSON WHO SAID "wait blue strong SONIC???"

[@on_the_inverse_5193]

ive never seen a homosexual sapient green hoodie self report so fast.

[@v1p3rlotus]

8:00 i feel complimented as someone who does archery for fun, usually for an hour with a 35 lb. draw weight bow. that shit gets tiring but i love it

[@_Cloverly_]

he hasn't been live for around 5 months now :(

[@mimimachka1]

how do you not click a video called: Ranking the HOTTEST Minecraft Mobs

[@WD_RatLad]

4:59 that ain't a shreaker nor a shulker. that's an evoker fang.

[@NylonGenesis]

Bro who made this tier list? They have the Ur-Ghast from a Mod but not Phantoms or Silverfish? What the fuck

[@betasworld]

Ranking the hottest Minecraft: Story Mode characters. We know who's going to be on top. 😏

[@Peashooter_theplant]

S: Axel F: Everyone else R: Rubben

[@NerveCrack]

*T H E P I G*

[@wretchedcats4909]

Absolutely based placement on herobrine

[@themysticarcher3313]

“Morally I should stop doing this but financially I’m not going to” Man just described capitalism

[@trekkie117]

As a speed archer, you are damn right about the strength needed to draw that shit (dare I say draw strength?)

[@leek.3671]

Lets goooo! Best way to start my day before work!

[@gay099]

your honestly the best person I’ve seen in kwite comments /srs

[@leek.3671]

@@gay099 hey thanks!! Hope you have a great day! 😄

[@kevingluys3063]

I'd never seen it as such, but your comment about the Pillager beast has made it so I can only see it as one of the monsters from HP Lovecraft's "The Mound"

[@MoonMoon-cl4co]

As a certified Bedrock player I can confirm this that Bedrock Wither should be absolutely Top tier for sure!

[@V.C.5036]

Bro the Enderman is literally the definition of tall, dark and handsome/beautiful

[@lynidk5463]

Man help I was studying and was hearing music, I got jumpscared omg

[@nusia__576]

I think we can all agree that enderman would feel good

[@CandyboyWillam]

I started thinking about stuff 😏 when kwite said the Enderman would be packing

[@Thatonerectanglekid]

ENDERMAN IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE DADDY

[@Floridadian]

I think kwite's got a thing with the color green and dead things. He likes springtrap, the drowned, and even he is a dead person in a green hoodie.

[@TheGenericPerson]

kwite, you are officially attracted to minecraft mobs. What mistakes did you make in your life to make this

[@J43RH]

Need him to do a smash or pass tier list for Pokémon at least the original 151

[@NamiiWavee]

Went from fnaf to Minecraft Oh also someone gotta draw Kwite with the enderman I would actually love to see that happen

[@LiveMajimaReaction]

Wdym by that? 🤨

[@NamiiWavee]

@@LiveMajimaReaction I think you know what I mean

[@LiveMajimaReaction]

@@NamiiWavee well give it enough time and I'm sure it'll show up on the funny green website

[@NamiiWavee]

@@LiveMajimaReaction yeah probably right about that

[@buckempire1395]

Rank hottest HOI4 leaders. Or I’ll do something unholy to you.

[@warmishice7948]

Gotta be honest, entirely down for blaze because I saw a human version on tik tok and it has not left my mind since 😔

[@seriousnorbo3838]

Are we going to ignore that for some reason there was Ur-Ghast from Twilight Forest mod?

[@melbiamil5144]

4:58 it's the evocation fang, not the shrieker.

[@princembat]

why the ghast boss from the twilight forest mod on this list of otherwise vanilla mobs lmao

[@dogwaterdude4826]

bro wth i looked yesterday didnt u have like 488k NOW U HAVE 586K!!!!!! congrats :D

[@thebigheartyradish]

He doesn't want the bees pointy thing near his pointy thing

[@aactualhuman3704]

Why was the Ur-Ghast from Twilight Forest on the list lmao

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

worst part of this video is him saying Striders aren't cute

[@shroom_aintit6167]

They aren't cute tho ⁉️😭

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@shroom_aintit6167 YOU'RE WRROOOOONG

[@Probably_chroma]

Does Kwote count as a V tuber because he sure doesn’t feel like it?

[@MysticMylesZ]

1:13 OH! *The Rock* eyebrow I got it now.

[@Silly_cereal]

next one should be with minecraft story mode characters

[@ashgamesxwx]

Kwite at this rate you're gonna be doin this for fukin animal crossing, please stop this chaos

[@shinobuswifey]

i seen the title and almost thought i read it wrong.. nope!

[@Omg_ItsAnthony3885]

BRO THIS WAS ART🌟🌟

[@xandria4618]

This has awoken something in me