I watched your God awful Tik Toks

[@HoodieHorizon]

a lot of these tik toks ranged from "mid" to "this is the funniest thing I've seen in my life" to "I'm calling a therapist" in the span of 30 seconds.

[@RikkiLove0317]

Average TikTok experience

[@fandomgacha3361]

this is tiktok in a nutshell

[@alicornadams2362]

✨🎶Welcome to the Internet🎶✨ ✨🎶Have a look around🎶✨

[@Blue-fg8vt]

My therapist 's therapist is gonna need a therapist for his therapist

[@Little_rattt]

Yay!!!!1!!1!1!1 ❤❤❤😊😊

[@beepk_]

"god awful" is slowly but surely becoming one of kwite's favorite phrases

[@JustPineapple]

Shut the bot

[@gizmokitt6491]

but its justified

[@beepk_]

@@gizmokitt6491 indeed

[@mikediesel928]

That thumbnail is scary

[@beepk_]

@@mikediesel928 “hi im olaf and i enjoy cannibalism”

[@whitenobeard]

As someone who has seen chat's confessions their TikToks must be horrible

[@RealestPerson.]

Hey 5 minute bot!!!

[@ceasinghornet40d40]

10:55 this is the sort of discrimination we face every day. there's people banging on my door right now begging for me to hand over my fat, but i will never surrender to them.

[@uncroppedsoop]

Just remember every day that they fail means less resources for them, and therefore less money from the chips to buy tools for stealing fat. The more you hold out the harder it'll be for them

[@uncroppedsoop]

9

[@uncroppedsoop]

I sent that last one completely accidentally

[@ceasinghornet40d40]

@@uncroppedsoop 10

[@Abvctr]

​@@ceasinghornet40d4011

[@kirabrennan8000]

Kwite feels like a responsible-ish older brother looking at the cringe tiktoks that us younger siblings made

[@beepk_]

"responsible-ish" LMAO

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

ikrrr

[@eggfroggowo]

Fr lmfao

[@hxhhsbgsx7661]

@our hero omg finally! I've been waiting forever!!

[@mintywhatever]

How does it feel to not have a strong sibling firgue /none at all I relate

[@ThePoisonLotus]

The Sonic one is by a Canadian Drag Queen by the name of Yovska, and when they don’t do THESE terrifying things, they do unironically, objectively horrifying monster drag

[@BunLikesChaos]

Kwite might be 5’4” but y’all forget he’s a sentient floating hoodie so he doesn’t have actual legs, therefor is a fucking giant

[@plutoberry6393]

5‘3“*

[@ef2803]

Cant believe he's 5'2

[@emx2243]

we love a 5’1’ king

[@lukemaurx3439]

A 5’0 chad

[@mryeet5458]

The day kwite gets legs is the moment that he becomes fucking 7 FOOT 4

[@tumblefawns]

my mom used to have a vendor friend who made those horrifying plushie customs. i was 8 and saw a horribly disfigured and tortured minion. i'm still traumatized to this day.

[@cyborgXcsun]

Alright. You need to tell me more about that minion

[@catchyname1081]

9:03 Anyone who watched the stream knows just how much he simped over this tiktok.

[@bandaidkits]

he replayed it..SO many times..

[@catchyname1081]

@@bandaidkits So, so many times.

[@Lime-ho4nr]

He simping for springtrap

[@whirlify]

I'm just assuming kwite takes a shower with his hood on, no-one can change my mind

[@spleens4200]

Yeah, he does… because he is the hoodie lol

[@ParsureArts]

Sits in the washing machine and goes spin

[@whirlify]

@@ParsureArts lmfao

[@reject6368]

He is the hoodie

[@TownsRelaibleBronxstenian]

@@reject6368 guys always naked

[@aidenmb7932]

"Make me, fat@$$" in a squidward voice killed me

[@woodybarras2493]

Less than a few seconds in and I already feel my liver failing

[@AmyKoopa]

I love Kwite’s laugh

[@jae.lorin.]

sameee

[@SpaceBunnyVinn]

kwite during every other tiktok: *shook* kwite during S P R I N G T R A P: "my love!"

[@kafudeska]

what was the original edit tho

[@Cringey_Catholic]

Okay, but why would Olaf eat Anna out of all people? It would make more sense for it to be Elsa! That's what Frankenstein's monster did to Frankenstein, after all. He killed Frankenstein, I mean. Wouldn't it make more sense for the created one to kill his creator? Plus, I bet she'd taste like ice cream! :D

[@godlymemes5384]

She does I've eaten out of her before

[@elwiwi4638]

@@godlymemes5384 dude

[@Painocus]

? Frankenstein's monster didn't eat Frankenstein?

[@Cringey_Catholic]

@@Painocus No, but he killed him. That's kinda the point I was trying to get across. I can see how that can be confusing, though!

[@JaneDoe-ke2ge]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

[@oddaminates]

It’s a trend in my school to hide those little plastic babies around. My social studies teacher actually suggested we all go around campus to hide them. :>

[@TheDigitalInferno]

At my school , there’s a story behind this - a student on the last day bought 300 of the little plastic babies and hid them around the school - it’s a treasure to find them now!

[@oddaminates]

@@TheDigitalInferno That person must be a legend. I’m sure people years from now will still be finding them

[@Neon_Leon.]

In my school one of my classmates kept on giving them to our social studies teacher, the funny thing is they were named

[@starryy_nightz]

Same dude

[@oddaminates]

@@Neon_Leon. I feel like it’d be funny if they came back to the teacher asking what their names were.

[@luciuseclipse]

“How did they get the dog to do that” It was a taxidermy wolf.

[@lodiza2260]

It's extremely scientifically benefiting to know the thoughts of a floating sentient hoodie. We are truly, in a wonderful time.

[@CircusSabre]

"this is not the first man I've known that wanted to pipe a Lego, the first was me" Kwite is getting too relatable guys

[@mapbot7371]

Kwite don't worry you're only 5'5 because you don't have legs. If you had legs you'd be like 10 feet.

[@creepsmeeps6478]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kwite takes time to make sure that everyone who watches his video feels welcome? Like he reminds lgbt folks that we are welcome and loved and that’s just so wholesome. It’s astonishing how wholesome a floating sentient hoodie who’s dating a dead child murderer in a rotting bunny animatronic can be

[@uncroppedsoop]

Kwite is like, simultaneously very welcoming and very uncomfortable but in a good way. He's like if you had a friend you were 90% sure is the Zodiac Killer but they're also so chill with you that you feel safe enough to not just stop hanging out with them

[@ZzuncK]

8:32 THE DISTORTED NIRVANA IN THE BACKGROUND BAHAHAHHAHA

[@sk8rgradient]

2:36 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED, WHAT DO YOU NEED MORTALS?

[@Pollo-Train]

I will forever hear this in my nightmares... 5:49

[@anaveragehedgehog]

8:57 as a sonic fan this disturbs me greatly

[@reidp1275]

6:56 that was the squid ward voice actor lol

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

2:15 is my FAV one Wander over yonder is a certified hood classic #savewoy

[@L4ughable]

During that coma one, right when he said “Please wake up” my light flickered.

[@terrariums.]

3:04 seeing the jesskas edit was my highlight of this year

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

Kwite's laughter all throughout and the chat is the best part of this video, the last video scarred me- I- That ain't dinner, that's explosive, nuclear diarrhe-

[@themoonlitfurbling7104]

As a Furby collector and fan, we can confirm we put Furby faces on everything, even buzz light year plushies

[@jae.lorin.]

5:59 music to my ears

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

9:45 Also, you know this was while he was on his rainforest cafe road trip because he bought that shirt at the Galveston establishment

[@magnasopitas8636]

I think Kwite needs a hug

[@catpartyfor1]

7:34 They named him dinnerbone… duh

[@karameru_xd]

That doesn’t even work on mobile 😭

[@Stillcrown239]

@@karameru_xd Yes, it does. Did you capitalize the D?

[@limelizard6188]

Don’t worry kwite I can hold you on my shoulders during concerts homie❤️

[@FatalSTNG.]

9:09 *PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN-*

[@forgotten_lumis5595]

10:52 What else do you think they're doing with the remnants of the top surgery, Kwite?

[@AntInfestedFoamRunners]

“Are you really watching tictocs by yourself!” “No IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM, AHSHEUJWWGAGWTGSGSG”

[@Hazelm1lk]

The problem with those chew toys is that they *REALLY* hurt your jaw after a while.

[@DOMlolHAHA]

6:45 I swear i am dying rn this got me so good 😂😂😂😂

[@pesonthebuckethat9337]

the last one made me spit my drink and cry from how funny the twist was

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

I’m terrified that kwite owns a gun

[@braydae999]

9:38 facts

[@sloopsters]

11:42 this the type of shit you would see in resident evil 7

[@darthsparkles551]

furby fam is the reason I got into the furby community so seeing kwite react to them is beautiful

[@dedbot9872]

4:53 Kwite Joker arc

[@TheCubicalGuy]

6:23 I like the use of Migi's theme. Approved.

[@coffeebean3421]

10:16 IS THE ONE I SENT IN LMAO

[@El-Jefe-Rico]

“Anakin! Juju on that beat!” Got me, especially Anakin just screaming 😂

[@MothDotSwag]

1:55 NAH, IM THE FIRST, I DID IT TO THE SONG “Drowning” back in 2018

[@project5ku116]

5:35 It’s called a salami cake.

[@achillesachil33spa.93]

watching this live was an emotional roller coaster

[@jadebayoba7073]

3:53 THERE IS AND IM BARELY KNOWING NOW?!

[@vadasimonson3389]

7:41 i want one

[@AdoracaoeGloria11]

I love Kwite’s laugh 😍😍

[@st4rberry527]

Why did I start crying when Olaf became the devil

[@Sleepy_Kittysune]

"I'm 5'5" wait I'm 5'9.....IM TALL!! Wait no I'm short.....wait but an I? Why is everyone so tall?!? Why are muddle schoolers 6 foot tall?!?!

[@Deactivatedsorry]

10 seconds in, terrified. Thanks baldy.

[@destineejohnson5315]

I'm gonna lie, call me deranged, called me fucked up, say I need help, I don't care, but that Olaf eating Anna was pretty cool

[@inconspicuous_frog]

ngl im watching this high enough that the thing at 2:22 legitimately frightened me lmao

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

You’ll be able to find worse

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Yup. The fact that your comment is the first thing I see when I clicked on this video makes it better, lmao.

[@milkslice3730]

"y'all just put furby faces on things furby faces do not belong" hahhahahahahhaha yeah imagine being like that, I totally do not have an elongated furby on my drawer right now

[@CyBon13]

"Lego breaking noises while he slames her ***** bro" is the funniest sentence I've ever heard 😂😂

[@pizzarolls4646]

4:08 taco hell

[@0dayswithoutincident934]

i just realized that exactly half of this video's length is 06:09. Kwite, do you want to explain yourself? Do you believe in the 69420 cult?

[@Neg45cel]

Note to self: Never as in NEVER watch this again when eating

[@VeronicaStorm98]

As a doll collector, that Frozen one hurts to watch, but as someone who hates Olaf and finds Anna a bit annoying in the first Frozen film, that is amusing. And why do people make weird Tik Toks when what they need is clearly therapy?

[@iforgor6673]

Therapy requires money. Tiktok just requires an account and a phone.

[@chicklen841]

Because that’s awesome

[@BearyChoco]

3:43 yeah they do and one of my friends was able to bite one in half. After one day of having it. His bf was seriously confused (I think idk my memory is dog shit)

[@GasterRain]

i thought i was short at nearly 5'8 but i never knew til this day that kwite is 5'5. I'll never live that down 💀

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

3:06 I'm happy Kwite and I agree on this Jesskas = Life

[@dilophosaurus2949]

As a fellow jesskas shipper in 2022, i wholeheartedly agree.

[@c0ffee.lvr__]

11:09 just saving that for me

[@Movedchannels-q7r]

4:47 Today is the day I realised that i am taller then kwite. (I’m 5,7 )

[@hazel9490]

I just realised that dog is probably taxidermied.

[@springstriker]

It's a taxidermied wolf, so yeah.

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

2:46 I can relate to the dog

[@MollyDollyy774]

1:13 Noooooo... Furby Guts and Bleeding from the Eyes and Mouth... *_FOR CEREAL..._* 1:27 Ahhhh, the Classic *_AAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH_* Things are just amazing, especially when they're shorted like that~ 7:57 A creepy custom toy of a Demonic Olaf *_EATING_* Anna

[@creamymilk4857]

7:25 noT a real lmao

[@PhoebeBrowning]

11:22 but can he beat Goku tho

[@nealyguidry7653]

What’s the song

[@Kayboo730]

Kwite you’re a short king no shame💖

[@lydiaperson7251]

I really hate when things say you’ve been in a coma for insight how many years this is our way of telling you to wake up that makes me panic internally for way too long and it freaks me out more than it really should cause I know it’s a joke but still

[@raixcho]

Now why would you do that, Kwite? Did you take your meds?

[@theghostsimp2710]

Time stamps : Furby yum 0:24 Imagine bleeding out your eyes 1:06 Aah- 1:21 Fly 1:42 Water boarding 10:23 Name this shit -10:13

[@TheWangspangler]

4:26 I need to know the song name, I can't think of it

[@numbcrep]

house of the rising sun

[@TheWangspangler]

Yep, just found it too, thanks anyways

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

As a 5'4 woman, I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with men being 5'5. In fact I'd personally rather date a 5'5 man who's nice to me (for the record, because some of yall are gonna be ready with the 🤨📸 emojis, not kwite bc 1. he hates his chat lol & 2. parasocial relationship bad) than a man who's like 6'4 (or anyone who's disrespectful for that matter). I literally cannot fathom how so many short women will only date 6'+ men, like shawty you're 5'1 how tf you gonna kiss him standing up 💀 anyway it's a good thing you're most into men taller than you kwite, at least you have a massive pool of options who are your type. when i found out my online friend i have/had a crush on was 6'0 i was like "DAMMIT HE'S TOO TALL 😭" but i still liked him despite not being my type because it's only the personality that makes people attractive :D

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Video starts at 1:00

[@ilikeanime5086]

1:46 THE BALD KURAPIKA HITS DIFERENTT

[@gabrielbretl5068]

6:51 lol

[@Shaded-tb5jj]

I would like to bring to Kwites attention that there are Kwite x Springtrap fanfics. He may have done this already, but I would love to see him react to those

[@chicklen841]

As a trans woman I can confirm that I’ve eaten my own fat in a chip bag

[@Kris_6662]

I love kwites reaction to the dsmp tiktoks LMFAO

[@chocolateisrllygood]

3:17 DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT? KURAPIKA IS NOW DROWNING!?!?! SOMEONE HELP HIM!

[@qu4ck_957]

"NO NO, THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER>:( " im CAKLEING RN TF 😭

[@RustySpoke]

Holy crap Kwite is on a role here

[@elysian_5839]

"the lego breaking noises as he slams her cooter dude" this is my new kwite kwote

[@FouryspinzCD]

2:07 I didn't expect the roach being tickled

[@peeblekitty5780]

9:06 NOT THE SPRINGTRAP AND DELIAH ART

[@Puzzle_whoshe]

instead of a father figure hes more of a older brother figure🤣

[@gamerguy6942]

That “din din” WAS PURE GREASE

[@FGCC21]

1:46 BALD KURAPIKA

[@F4ll3_4ng31]

10:12 I THOUGHT HE WAS REPEATEDLY DOUBLE TAPPING AT FIRST 😭💀