I watched your God awful Tik Toks

[@HoodieHorizon]

a lot of these tik toks ranged from "mid" to "this is the funniest thing I've seen in my life" to "I'm calling a therapist" in the span of 30 seconds.

[@RikkiLove0317]

Average TikTok experience

[@fandomgacha3361]

this is tiktok in a nutshell

[@RyRydrums]

You just explained the internet

[@alicornadams2362]

✨🎶Welcome to the Internet🎶✨ ✨🎶Have a look around🎶✨

[@RyRydrums]

@@alicornadams2362 Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

[@luciuseclipse]

“How did they get the dog to do that” It was a taxidermy wolf.

[@mapbot7371]

Kwite don't worry you're only 5'5 because you don't have legs. If you had legs you'd be like 10 feet.

[@anaveragehedgehog]

8:57 as a sonic fan this disturbs me greatly

[@ZzuncK]

8:32 THE DISTORTED NIRVANA IN THE BACKGROUND BAHAHAHHAHA

[@Deactivatedsorry]

10 seconds in, terrified. Thanks baldy.

[@tristanralph9462]

I thought watching this video while eating my food would be fine. I was wrong

[@toraphire]

3:28 genuinely what’s the song

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Cracker by kwite

[@somerandomgamer9065]

It literally tells you

[@Kitti_pufff]

“Look how stiff the dog is!”

[@nekomataumbreon]

The cursed furby is now my discord profile picture

[@SomeLonelyLoser]

i was never expecting ninjago to show up

[@beepk_]

"god awful" is slowly but surely becoming one of kwite's favorite phrases

[@JustPineapple]

Shut the bot

[@gizmokitt6491]

but its justified

[@beepk_]

@@gizmokitt6491 indeed

[@mikediesel928]

That thumbnail is scary

[@beepk_]

@@mikediesel928 “hi im olaf and i enjoy cannibalism”

[@whitenobeard]

As someone who has seen chat's confessions their TikToks must be horrible

[@RealestPerson.]

Hey 5 minute bot!!!

[@kirabrennan8000]

Kwite feels like a responsible-ish older brother looking at the cringe tiktoks that us younger siblings made

[@beepk_]

"responsible-ish" LMAO

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

ikrrr

[@eggfroggowo]

Fr lmfao

[@hxhhsbgsx7661]

@our hero omg finally! I've been waiting forever!!

[@mintywhatever]

How does it feel to not have a strong sibling firgue /none at all I relate

[@BunLikesChaos]

Kwite might be 5’4” but y’all forget he’s a sentient floating hoodie so he doesn’t have actual legs, therefor is a fucking giant

[@plutoberry6393]

5‘3“*

[@ef2803]

Cant believe he's 5'2

[@emx2243]

we love a 5’1’ king

[@lukemaurx3439]

A 5’0 chad

[@mryeet5458]

The day kwite gets legs is the moment that he becomes fucking 7 FOOT 4

[@transfixedtomography]

as a trans guy, i can confirm. i have to get a liposuction every time a bag of chips is made and i am now a pile of bones wrapped in some skin

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

I wish lol I have plenty of fat to spare haha

[@lots_ofbobux896]

immediately when i saw your comment the chips part popped up

[@0ldAcc0unt]

As another trans guy, I can attest to this as well

[@uncroppedsoop]

At least several times a week I have to fend those fuckers off like it's Home Alone up in this bitch, at this point should I make a survival guide on chip manufacturers?

[@PretzelConnoisseur]

@@cinnamonsparrowdesigns mood

[@whirlify]

I'm just assuming kwite takes a shower with his hood on, no-one can change my mind

[@spleens4200]

Yeah, he does… because he is the hoodie lol

[@ParsureArts]

Sits in the washing machine and goes spin

[@whirlify]

@@ParsureArts lmfao

[@reject6368]

He is the hoodie

[@TownsRelaibleBronxstenian]

@@reject6368 guys always naked

[@ceasinghornet40d40]

10:55 this is the sort of discrimination we face every day. there's people banging on my door right now begging for me to hand over my fat, but i will never surrender to them.

[@uncroppedsoop]

Just remember every day that they fail means less resources for them, and therefore less money from the chips to buy tools for stealing fat. The more you hold out the harder it'll be for them

[@uncroppedsoop]

9

[@uncroppedsoop]

I sent that last one completely accidentally

[@ceasinghornet40d40]

@@uncroppedsoop 10

[@Abvctr]

​@@ceasinghornet40d4011

[@ThePoisonLotus]

The Sonic one is by a Canadian Drag Queen by the name of Yovska, and when they don’t do THESE terrifying things, they do unironically, objectively horrifying monster drag

[@woodybarras2493]

Less than a few seconds in and I already feel my liver failing

[@AmyKoopa]

I love Kwite’s laugh

[@jae.lorin.]

sameee

[@catchyname1081]

9:03 Anyone who watched the stream knows just how much he simped over this tiktok.

[@bandaidkits]

he replayed it..SO many times..

[@catchyname1081]

@@bandaidkits So, so many times.

[@Lime-ho4nr]

He simping for springtrap

[@tumblefawns]

my mom used to have a vendor friend who made those horrifying plushie customs. i was 8 and saw a horribly disfigured and tortured minion. i'm still traumatized to this day.

[@cyborgXcsun]

Alright. You need to tell me more about that minion

[@SpaceBunnyVinn]

kwite during every other tiktok: *shook* kwite during S P R I N G T R A P: "my love!"

[@kafudeska]

what was the original edit tho

[@Cringey_Catholic]

Okay, but why would Olaf eat Anna out of all people? It would make more sense for it to be Elsa! That's what Frankenstein's monster did to Frankenstein, after all. He killed Frankenstein, I mean. Wouldn't it make more sense for the created one to kill his creator? Plus, I bet she'd taste like ice cream! :D

[@godlymemes5384]

She does I've eaten out of her before

[@elwiwi4638]

@@godlymemes5384 dude

[@Painocus]

? Frankenstein's monster didn't eat Frankenstein?

[@Cringey_Catholic]

@@Painocus No, but he killed him. That's kinda the point I was trying to get across. I can see how that can be confusing, though!

[@JaneDoe-ke2ge]

Wtf is wrong with you people.

[@aidenmb7932]

"Make me, fat@$$" in a squidward voice killed me

[@oddaminates]

It’s a trend in my school to hide those little plastic babies around. My social studies teacher actually suggested we all go around campus to hide them. :>

[@TheDigitalInferno]

At my school , there’s a story behind this - a student on the last day bought 300 of the little plastic babies and hid them around the school - it’s a treasure to find them now!

[@oddaminates]

@@TheDigitalInferno That person must be a legend. I’m sure people years from now will still be finding them

[@Neon_Leon.]

In my school one of my classmates kept on giving them to our social studies teacher, the funny thing is they were named

[@starryy_nightz]

Same dude

[@oddaminates]

@@Neon_Leon. I feel like it’d be funny if they came back to the teacher asking what their names were.

[@lodiza2260]

It's extremely scientifically benefiting to know the thoughts of a floating sentient hoodie. We are truly, in a wonderful time.

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

You’ll be able to find worse

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Yup. The fact that your comment is the first thing I see when I clicked on this video makes it better, lmao.

[@reidp1275]

6:56 that was the squid ward voice actor lol

[@catpartyfor1]

7:34 They named him dinnerbone… duh

[@karameru_xd]

That doesn’t even work on mobile 😭

[@Stillcrown239]

@@karameru_xd Yes, it does. Did you capitalize the D?

[@Pollo-Train]

I will forever hear this in my nightmares... 5:49

[@forgotten_lumis5595]

10:52 What else do you think they're doing with the remnants of the top surgery, Kwite?

[@coffeebean3421]

10:16 IS THE ONE I SENT IN LMAO

[@sk8rgradient]

2:36 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED, WHAT DO YOU NEED MORTALS?

[@creepsmeeps6478]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kwite takes time to make sure that everyone who watches his video feels welcome? Like he reminds lgbt folks that we are welcome and loved and that’s just so wholesome. It’s astonishing how wholesome a floating sentient hoodie who’s dating a dead child murderer in a rotting bunny animatronic can be

[@uncroppedsoop]

Kwite is like, simultaneously very welcoming and very uncomfortable but in a good way. He's like if you had a friend you were 90% sure is the Zodiac Killer but they're also so chill with you that you feel safe enough to not just stop hanging out with them

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

2:15 is my FAV one Wander over yonder is a certified hood classic #savewoy

[@limelizard6188]

Don’t worry kwite I can hold you on my shoulders during concerts homie❤️

[@magnasopitas8636]

I think Kwite needs a hug

[@CircusSabre]

"this is not the first man I've known that wanted to pipe a Lego, the first was me" Kwite is getting too relatable guys

[@MISFITZZZ]

9:38 facts

[@Movedchannels-q7r]

4:47 Today is the day I realised that i am taller then kwite. (I’m 5,7 )

[@MothDotSwag]

1:55 NAH, IM THE FIRST, I DID IT TO THE SONG “Drowning” back in 2018

[@sloopsters]

11:42 this the type of shit you would see in resident evil 7

[@germancat7423]

im 13 and taller than Kwote

[@LightningMcCrocs]

How many years are you now

[@cheesegod5683]

You still German?

[@germancat7423]

@@cheesegod5683 brother what 😭 how do I change my ethnicity

[@germancat7423]

@@LightningMcCrocs 15 gonna be 16 soon

[@LightningMcCrocs]

@@germancat7423 sick

[@calcetinsock3147]

7:14 *_The fuck?_*

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

I’m terrified that kwite owns a gun

[@L4ughable]

During that coma one, right when he said “Please wake up” my light flickered.

[@terrariums.]

3:04 seeing the jesskas edit was my highlight of this year

[@DOMlolHAHA]

6:45 I swear i am dying rn this got me so good 😂😂😂😂

[@TotallyNotCorrupt_WozLost]

Oh god here we ho

[@jadebayoba7073]

3:53 THERE IS AND IM BARELY KNOWING NOW?!

[@chicklen841]

As a trans woman I can confirm that I’ve eaten my own fat in a chip bag

[@themoonlitfurbling7104]

As a Furby collector and fan, we can confirm we put Furby faces on everything, even buzz light year plushies

[@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341]

Kwite's laughter all throughout and the chat is the best part of this video, the last video scarred me- I- That ain't dinner, that's explosive, nuclear diarrhe-

[@dedbot9872]

4:53 Kwite Joker arc

[@TheWangspangler]

4:26 I need to know the song name, I can't think of it

[@numbcrep]

house of the rising sun

[@TheWangspangler]

Yep, just found it too, thanks anyways

[@jae.lorin.]

5:59 music to my ears

[@AntInfestedFoamRunners]

“Are you really watching tictocs by yourself!” “No IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM, AHSHEUJWWGAGWTGSGSG”

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

9:45 Also, you know this was while he was on his rainforest cafe road trip because he bought that shirt at the Galveston establishment

[@PhoebeBrowning]

11:22 but can he beat Goku tho

[@nealyguidry7653]

What’s the song

[@creamymilk4857]

7:25 noT a real lmao

[@project5ku116]

5:35 It’s called a salami cake.

[@catsaregreat6314]

10:24 penis havers i’m begging is this true? this has kept me up for several nights and idk how to put this in words to google it. is it a bit? literally ripping my hair out

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Hello! I'm transfem and (unfortunately) have a penis. GOD NO THAT IS NOT NORMAL.

[@SimplyASquid]

No. Penis not do

[@Ory596]

It’s real and it’s even more difficult if you’re circumsized Personally I’m circumsized and my friends who aren’t I’ve asked them about it how they get it done they say oh yeah you can just peel it but for us circumsized people it needs a lot more than peeling if you catch my drift

[@SimplyASquid]

@@Ory596 this must be a thing for only some people because I have never had this problem

[@Ory596]

@@SimplyASquid well it depends on how old you are

[@pizzarolls4646]

4:08 taco hell

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

As a 5'4 woman, I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with men being 5'5. In fact I'd personally rather date a 5'5 man who's nice to me (for the record, because some of yall are gonna be ready with the 🤨📸 emojis, not kwite bc 1. he hates his chat lol & 2. parasocial relationship bad) than a man who's like 6'4 (or anyone who's disrespectful for that matter). I literally cannot fathom how so many short women will only date 6'+ men, like shawty you're 5'1 how tf you gonna kiss him standing up 💀 anyway it's a good thing you're most into men taller than you kwite, at least you have a massive pool of options who are your type. when i found out my online friend i have/had a crush on was 6'0 i was like "DAMMIT HE'S TOO TALL 😭" but i still liked him despite not being my type because it's only the personality that makes people attractive :D

[@0dayswithoutincident934]

i just realized that exactly half of this video's length is 06:09. Kwite, do you want to explain yourself? Do you believe in the 69420 cult?

[@VeronicaStorm98]

As a doll collector, that Frozen one hurts to watch, but as someone who hates Olaf and finds Anna a bit annoying in the first Frozen film, that is amusing. And why do people make weird Tik Toks when what they need is clearly therapy?

[@iforgor6673]

Therapy requires money. Tiktok just requires an account and a phone.

[@chicklen841]

Because that’s awesome

[@vadasimonson3389]

7:41 i want one

[@raixcho]

Now why would you do that, Kwite? Did you take your meds?

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

3:06 I'm happy Kwite and I agree on this Jesskas = Life

[@dilophosaurus2949]

As a fellow jesskas shipper in 2022, i wholeheartedly agree.

[@FatalSTNG.]

9:09 *PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN-*

[@clowngutz]

9:15 gnf after abv$ing caiti 😍😍🤪😇

[@Hazelm1lk]

The problem with those chew toys is that they *REALLY* hurt your jaw after a while.

[@gabrielbretl5068]

6:51 lol

[@rosedevq]

6:30 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@Kayboo730]

Kwite you’re a short king no shame💖

[@Shortsonic37]

I love Kwite’s laugh 😍😍

[@FiSH-iSH]

its okay king im still shorter than you

[@c0ffee.lvr__]

11:09 just saving that for me

[@st4rberry527]

Why did I start crying when Olaf became the devil

[@hazel9490]

I just realised that dog is probably taxidermied.

[@springstriker]

It's a taxidermied wolf, so yeah.

[@Puzzle_whoshe]

instead of a father figure hes more of a older brother figure🤣

[@3screem7112]

9:26 ليش حاط محمد عبده؟

[@TheCubicalGuy]

6:23 I like the use of Migi's theme. Approved.

[@achillesachil33spa.93]

watching this live was an emotional roller coaster

[@milkslice3730]

"y'all just put furby faces on things furby faces do not belong" hahhahahahahhaha yeah imagine being like that, I totally do not have an elongated furby on my drawer right now

[@pesonthebuckethat9337]

the last one made me spit my drink and cry from how funny the twist was

[@The_Rat_Qu3n3]

2:46 I can relate to the dog

[@Sleepy_Kittysune]

"I'm 5'5" wait I'm 5'9.....IM TALL!! Wait no I'm short.....wait but an I? Why is everyone so tall?!? Why are muddle schoolers 6 foot tall?!?!

[@slair2549]

First

[@strawhat-gq2hc]

Yes you are! Congratulations 🎉

[@swiftyoooo]

congrats

[@whitenobeard]

Nobody cares

[@Deactivatedsorry]

Yep

[@LostArtificer]

Well done ig

[@spooklass3588]

10:51 What. Kwite that isn't a normal thing that everyone has.

[@Lizabell07]

Me when I find out I'm gonna be taller then kwite: 🌱

[@RustySpoke]

Holy crap Kwite is on a role here

[@Catz_idk]

10:56 Unfortunately, a lot of chip companies use our fat to feed people. I have luckily not have been found yet. Stay strong my transgender siblings💪🙏

[@dogboi9150]

why are all the funny guys short? charlie, you... theres defiantly more hehe and you definitely fit the bill

[@liamhenderson1929]

9:33 actually he's kwite Right about that I mean I've tasted it so have you but you probably only tasted your own

[@AkitoOshi]

Note to self: Never as in NEVER watch this again when eating

[@chocolateisrllygood]

3:17 DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT? KURAPIKA IS NOW DROWNING!?!?! SOMEONE HELP HIM!

[@novared7]

I live in constant fear of my fat being put into a bag of chips. Thank you for calling attention to the problem