ranking toontown cogs on their dateability

[@tahliaisnotcool]

okay okay u all convinced me!!! u win!!!! I tried out TTCC in my most recent video (here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gni1qXmcrqebhpI) thanks for the peer pressure

[@williammatthews3667]

This is peak Toontown shitposting. Great video.

[@tahliaisnotcool]

thank u so much I cannot express how much that means to me

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

Couldn't have said it better myself, tho I take this possibly too seriously because her logic is very convincing. 🥴 I love the headcanons people make up, and I've now officially accepted yours in my mind as to what these cogs are. It fits so well! :p Classic PFP, BTW! :)

[@Nikifuj908]

Tahlia: I draw the line at bestiality Tahlia 30 seconds later: _swipes right on the Loan Shark_

[@tahliaisnotcool]

hey the loan shark is a refined gentleman…. 😳

[@yeshuacaceres9722]

I headed to the comment section to say the same thing but then I saw your comment lol.

[@itsbirb7703]

Mover & Shaker is based on Walt Disney himself so hearing that is wild

[@tahliaisnotcool]

LOOOL oh man what a tribute 😭 I can see the resemblance to be fair

[@StephenGeorge]

These are the Toontown character backstories we didn't ask for but so desperately needed

[@tahliaisnotcool]

all the cogs rly want is someone to love 💔💔💔

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

THIS!!

[@DorfVG]

choked on my own spit when you said "Gatelight, Gaskeep, Girlboss"

[@tahliaisnotcool]

hahahahaha it came out so naturally too 😭😭

[@tararosabelle7368]

Peak video. I love toontown shitposts (and anything toontown in general)

[@noahponiewaz9710]

30 seconds in and this is already my favorite video ever

[@tahliaisnotcool]

even beating out pinkfong’s baby shark video??? I’m flattered 😭🙏🏻

[@lmfao69420]

It's interesting how the CEO is the only cog boss she would date.

[@tahliaisnotcool]

but would he date me? 🫣

[@anna.1910]

This was hilarious, LOVE IT 😂 Micromanager and Number Cruncher are ladies btw 😅

[@tahliaisnotcool]

thank u!!! I realised after I made it but it still felt so right to me I didn’t wanna change it 😭😭

[@anna.1910]

@@tahliaisnotcool ya it still fits, micromanager being a controlling manlet sent me 🤣

[@tahliaisnotcool]

a controlling manlet hahahahaha I am losing it

[@JATGPisGOD]

*sees title* oh what nonsense is this *clicks immediately in anticipation* Justice for flunky he's doing his best

[@tahliaisnotcool]

unfortunately sometimes u can try ur best and still flunk the test 😞✊🏻

[@VioletMints]

Flunky is my little angel

[@xX_lowpoly_Xx]

i just noticed the comment about not taking the CEO's last name in marriage and at least in the case of Corporate Clash that is very true because in that game his actual name (all of the cog bosses and managers have actual names in TTCC) is Craig Edgar Oilcan

[@tahliaisnotcool]

that’s a very 19th century robot name hahahahahaha I love that they created names for all of them

[@xX_lowpoly_Xx]

@@tahliaisnotcool yeah and they're either puns or very big business type names, Holly Grayelle, Allan Bravecog, Mary Anna, Chris P. Dolair

[@matthewwillis2110]

Don’t know how I stumbled upon this buts it’s perfect

[@captaingus]

Not what I expected for Toontown content but this is great! but now that this is done... how about a s̶m̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶ dateability ranking on the managers of Toontown Corporate Clash?

[@tahliaisnotcool]

hahahaha I am so glad u enjoyed thank u this is the time I have to shamefully admit I haven’t rly played corporate clash much but maybe I can do a cold read of each manager 😆😆

[@captaingus]

@@tahliaisnotcool Hey if you want I could help make a document giving each clear understanding of each of them.

[@jasonwalton9553]

@@tahliaisnotcool And on top of that, there's also an entire extra Cog department on that server, the Boardbots, who might be fun to cold-read. Also, I'm gonna be real, your reactions to some of the contractors would go viral.

[@yamjay5613]

Not misgendering the Micromanager and the Number Cruncher 😂

[@tahliaisnotcool]

LOL not assuming that all cogs are male bc they’re evil??? an oversight on my part 😫

[@yamjay5613]

@@tahliaisnotcool It's all good queen, but for reference the Number Cruncher and Name Dropper share the same texture minus some tweaks.

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

Micromanager is a literal girlboss a girlbossbot

[@xxthepaintdragonxx3857]

I think none of the cogs would have been a good match for me, but I would have swiped right on the Legal Eagle because I find him the most visually appealing. He's also tall and serious-looking, which is a plus. For the record, I have no idea why people hate lawyers, but I'd probably be about to find out. 😅

[@tahliaisnotcool]

hahahaha I love the deep thought u put into this!!! Legal Eagle sounds like the bird for u 🤩🤩 imagine the fun u would have 😏 (and the discoveries u would make about lawyers which u would defo have to share with us lol)

[@angel127_]

legal eagle is kinda real

[@PelosDePastel]

This is was so fun to watch! I love it!

[@tahliaisnotcool]

yay I am super glad u enjoyed!!! thank u for watching ☺️☺️

[@yeshuacaceres9722]

Thanks, I didn’t know I needed this video.

[@tahliaisnotcool]

my best contribution to society yet! ☺️ hahahahah thank u for watching

[@user-fo8cs6ee3k]

naw the pencil pusher is husband material idk what ur talkin abt

[@tahliaisnotcool]

well they do say there’s someone for everybody 🤐🤗

[@ravenzeppeli8385]

roblox made me a hardcore big cheese stan

[@tahliaisnotcool]

thank u for making me google ‘Roblox big cheese’ ☺️✨ lol

[@FreddyDude]

I watched this and assumed you had like a million subs, kinda shocked this only has 3k views! Great job! Great video!

[@tahliaisnotcool]

yoooo thank u for watching man, appreciate it!!! ☺️☺️

[@quackmoment]

dude this was hilarious! New sub earned

[@tahliaisnotcool]

broooo thank u appreciate u watching!!!

[@backupandreanna2004]

the numbers, mason, what do they mean

[@qbnking04]

i think im in love

[@tahliaisnotcool]

same! me and legal eagle are going strong 🥰

[@angel127_]

HELP THIS IS NOT A REAL VIDEO big wig rlly is a dilf

[@tahliaisnotcool]

lowkey better options than actual tinder provides right

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

don't forget girlbossbot

[@tahliaisnotcool]

girlbossbot ✨💅🏻

[@dr_pebbles_frinkleboing]

she called the micromanager a man

[@tahliaisnotcool]

she did 😞

[@doomlord0773]

I would like to say that now you must do the ttcc ones, and that includes ttcc CJ

[@tahliaisnotcool]

I don’t play TTCC but Tinder is an app for meeting new ppl so my cold reads might be perfect! 😆

[@annoyingnessbeginswithme5698]

Lmao you should do this for the corporate clash managers

[@tahliaisnotcool]

I want to!!! I think I need to do a full TTCC play through first to get to know them all a little tho hehe

[@D3KUwastaken]

okay but are you gonna rank the Corporate Clash Managers?

[@tahliaisnotcool]

I just played CC for the first time recently so it's in the cards now!!

[@SukiNatashaTheShyster-vj6ef]

..Where's The Managers?.. (Boowomp)

[@tahliaisnotcool]

I’ve never played CC :(

[@SukiNatashaTheShyster-vj6ef]

You Should.. 🤗

[@varlaamthecreator4325]

How would you rate the CLO from Corporate Clash? Does she have it or not?

[@tahliaisnotcool]

she looks like she would make me call her mommy and I wouldn’t like that one bit soooooo 🫣🫣

[@varlaamthecreator4325]

@@tahliaisnotcool You’re absolutely right, left swipe 😭

[@Puppytism]

You should do this with the managers

[@tahliaisnotcool]

I plan on it!! just need to get back into the dating cogs flow state to get a script going hahahah

[@Puppytism]

@@tahliaisnotcool OMGGGGG AWESOME

[@moonlightostrich3690]

the mingler is too low bad video

[@tahliaisnotcool]

she’s all yours bestie I don’t want her 🤭

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

The twoface is restaining order material. just saying. he will gaslight you in the clinical sense. not the pop culture sense.

[@tahliaisnotcool]

gaslight in the clinical sense hahahaha 😭😭 the description alone sent a chill down my spine fr

[@amberhawksong]

Lots of L takes.

[@tahliaisnotcool]

one L opinion 😯😪🫢😫