Rap Critic: Chris Brown, Tyga - Bitches N Marijuana ft. ScHoolboy Q

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[@jonathanm505]

Rap Critic Salute

[@Gunsmoke2220]

Hey RC review the funkvolume vs horseshoe gang diss raps

[@lielurr]

So the capital H's are a subtle hint to what now?

[@gio2goated38]

Rap critic he said grovvy because he's from 52 hover crip and they say we groove

[@crazyluigi6664]

So I noticed that a friend of mine gave that request to you. Glad to see him make a contribution like that down. :)

[@japansace]

I appreciate the amount of effort you put in to capitalize every H in ScHoolboy Q's verses--and for a joke you didn't even draw attention to.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Yeah, I thought that was rather weird and random the first time around. Seriously, I tHougHt my brain was Having a stroke or sometHing like tHat!

[@landlocked_lifts332]

RC actually got mad love for Hoover street; He just don’t flaunt tHat sHit

[@Dreigonix]

So THAT’S wHat it’s about! I was wondering for a wHile...

[@InoMercy]

Wait, what joke?

[@carcrashjayson]

InoMercy, the H in ScHoolboy's name is capitalized.

[@serpentsfist]

Respect for capitalising all the "H's" in Q's verse

[@parkerhaynes4913]

schoolboy's rolly does not ticky because it is a real Rolex. A fake rolex will make a ticking noise source: owns a ticky rolly

[@GotPotatoes24]

parker Haynes god bless you and this comment

[@sawyer6489]

found the redditor

[@Dreigonix]

Ahh, that clarifies things. Still, I can’t help but think there was a more... coherent way to say that.

[@tobimontana61]

Dreigonix there you Go : Like I didn't have this new watch
And it never would tic and never do toc You’re welcome 😉

[@tenzinsmith]

Except for the OysterQuartz. Or any fake Rolex that’s more than like $8.

[@joemomma3648]

No cameo from Todd in the Shadows to angerly yell at Chris Brown? I mean, it's been like 6 years, but that hatred spans beyond time and space.

[@HBarnill]

joe momma Chris Brown is to Todd in the Shadows like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde is for the Angry Video Game Nerd

[@mychaeljones7526]

nice reference.

[@monadoboy9670]

It's only been 6? I thought it's been longer.

[@andrewollmann304]

I honrstly think Todd has just melted into a seething pool of hatred when it comes to Chris Brown.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

joe momma Pop Song Reviews: Freaky Friday

[@abolieinreverie1307]

la Di da Di da shlob on me nob

[@thekingofcomedy4608]

sundownsunrise omg he should review that song

[@crazyluigi6664]

Or rather cover how the Three 6 Mafia's original song managed to make an impact for the modern day era.

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

sundownsunrise best line in hip hop history

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Corn on the cob??

[@justayoutuber324]

sundownsunrise lmao because of ppl like Future who say shit like this, I'd aprecciate that you come back, Pac 😂

[@kaydwessie296]

Could you make a better Street Fighter pun than this? Shoryuken.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Better than Tyga

[@heymistercarter.]

Honestly, the kind would’ve made more sense if it would’ve been like: “I tell her ‘Baby Sure You Can’ like Street Fighter”. I mean, what he said doesn’t even sound like the word he’s talking about.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

trc2rockon Though if he still wanted the fire pun, he could go with “I then whip out the Shakunestu like Street Fighter”

[@samt3412]

@@heymistercarter. Sure you can actually works.

[@YouCanCallMeXoe]

@@CNWhatImSaiyan Problem is that is smart, and we're talking about Tyga... see the problem?

[@AnthonyRisker]

when the Street Fighter game was released, "Shoryuken" was hard to hear and was mispronounced as "All you get" by many casual fans. that is where Tyga's line comes from. it is explainable, but still horrible.

[@mychaeljones7526]

Show me a clip

[@osakatales9228]

@@e13kid I hear an S in it though

[@MacanWigit]

I'm pretty sure he meant "hadouken" and not "shoryuken".

[@JadeCryptOfWonders]

"Well this ain't getting monetised" - *sees ad for Surviving Mars video game* - that quarter of a penny is all yours, RC!

[@GHCMargarita]

Jacob Martin not even LMAO, he's happy if he gets 1$ for 1k views

[@LovlyHorror]

Props to you for remembering not to validate Chris Brown as a rapper.

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"You can't make me." That got a much bigger laugh out of me than it probably deserved.

[@OriginalPMoney]

By him saying it doesn't tick, doesn't mean its broken. Its a Rolex which don't tick and move smoothly

[@MarlonGrooms]

iMatic I was going to say that.

[@elitesound2585]

Thankyou

[@xVebjorn97Kokaka]

iMatic true, but still a shitty line though

[@MarlonGrooms]

ManEagle I agree that's it's a shit bar. I do get what he was saying though.

[@harrymsimuko1518]

please do that video on 'rappers who almost said something clever'... please

[@ronaldciresa640]

A reason to why all Chris Brown's songs of that time sounded the same is because they are produced by the same guy: Nic Nac, who also produced DJ Khalid's I'm The One.

[@missnotsocool96]

Ronald Ciresa Sudeenly it all makes sense....

[@KolaTheBear]

Rachel Johnson It takes two..to uhh...make garbage music?

[@LuciusGeronimo]

Peter Parker no, to make things go right

[@Sona13Singer]

All this time I thought it was DJ mustard.

[@ronaldciresa640]

Well, both DJ Mustard AND Nic Nac belong to the same genre of Bay Area Rap/House fusion producers, that is very popular on rappers like Kid Ink, E-40, Tyga himself, YG, Lil B, etc, like very Dr. Dre circa The Chronic and 2001 with all the complexity and creativity taken out of it.

[@firefaceful]

If it’s ever played on radio, they’ll probably just short hand it like, “ Next up is Bam” or “ B.A.M”.

[@brycerauba5561]

A Rap Critic episode with 2 of my least favorite rappers, reviewing a song with THAT title *IMMEDIATELY CLICKS*

[@astromanis13]

Did you just call Chris Brown a rapper?

[@brycerauba5561]

You get my point lol

[@ChinamanSwag]

I’m confused by this Cause CB ain’t a rapper and ScHoolboy Q I get but the only other guy on this song should be NOOOOOWhere near ANY kind of list that involves being better at rapping than others

[@NoR3m0rs3]

schoolboy Q isn't too terrible...compared to chris brown

[@starrgazer9]

What don't you like about Q exactly? Have you listened to Blank Face?

[@dantrice78]

"the rich boy equivalent of catch and release fishing" is the most amazing thing I've heard all year!

[@shanettequao9043]

That little cover was quite good ngl

[@youallreadyknow2688]

Nah dude... that Shaq line "Jurasskicked in the park" was all flames. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@youallreadyknow2688]

Groovy is some Hoover Crip thing Btw

[@ComicPower]

Chris Brown. The king of ratchet R&B

[@BerzyBerzy]

Comic Power his last album has 45 songs on it... and there's quality, check out "Yellow tape" or "lost & found "

[@AnarchoLoserist]

Your "like what" gives me life

[@devon11ist]

Gotta say, love all of the capital H's in the lyrics during ScHoolboy Q's verse.

[@haroldpierce1987]

FyrePire Can you explain? Is there something I'm missing

[@devon11ist]

Because ScHoolboy Q has a random capital H in his name.

[@LaowPing]

And he capitalizes the letter H on everything. Song titles, tweets, everything.

[@tobieolson242]

FyrePire It’s cause he reps Hoover Street

[@naqashliaqat8955]

You misinterpreted one of schoolboy's lines. When he said rollie dont tick he meant that his expensive watch is real because you dont hear the 'tick-tocks'.

[@jessegoodwin7820]

Naqash Liaqat because Rolex’s sweep...wow your right. I didn’t even catch that and I knew that they swept instead of ticking..

[@SecondWizards]

Rollie do no Ricky, do the blingy

[@NoName-hk3lq]

Aye Another Rap Critic video ..... Also the bad songs are usually the best episodes .

[@taylorclark1759]

So Tyga and Chris Brown basically rehashed the "These Hoes aint Loyal" song beat and ad libs. Id feel insulted if I was a fan of theirs. Like they expect people to support them when they are too lazy to come up with even an innovative idea?

[@abolieinreverie1307]

Taylor Clark you comment is from 22 hours ago

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

Heck, back when Ayo came out back in 2015 and the chorus played, all I could picture was Chris Brown walking past some girls and singing about how broke boyfriends didn't have enough money from how familiar the beat was

[@Zi_oraxox]

It works for them though, I mean their fans are content with mediocre work so that’s what they’ll put out.

[@Mewstafa]

Mediocre is giving them too much praise.

[@donaldbaird7849]

The beat was made by Nic Nac. Blame him. Both in fact.

[@starrgazer9]

*see's capital h's in lyrics* *nods head in approval*

[@un_frog1307]

Thank you for existing bro. That sounded dumb but we need critics like you.

[@riverscuomo7140]

The radio version is called "And."

[@theactualTVB]

o hey that's me whaddup

[@zdoggzero6595]

Lol yeah, I thought “tvb? Oh that guy? Cool”

[@TheDirectMessenger88]

TVBForever hey tvb. How ya been

[@GypsyxDarling]

I came here from Lindsay's Bright review just to commend you on Orc Cop!, which was amazing. I can't believe how well you nailed the tone of a 90's Will Smith tie in rap while still managing to be hilarious.

[@TheAdamKaragoshi]

I take sacks to the face whenever I can

[@LoydAvenheart]

Good to know, I have a sack you might like.

[@TheAdamKaragoshi]

Only real RC fans will understand.

[@LaurelKenner]

I remember. That worst lyrics episode. I watched that video so many times.

[@thema1998]

Ali Mazraani That was one of the dumbest lyrics I had ever heard in a song.

[@KhayJayArt]

TMI bruh

[@Braillionaire]

A lot of people have actually used the “ALL YOU GET” line lol I like it, but it’s played out

[@SerpentVX]

That street fighter line has me on algebra 3 tryin to figure it out.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Serpent XI I feel like he was referring to the Hadouken, not the Shoryuken. Considering how the former's a big ball of fire.

[@kiko485]

The Jrr That's exactly what I was thinking actually. Homeboy needs to be reacquainted Ryu's moveset before referencing them in songs lmao.

[@inuhime]

kiko485 I always see your comments so I just have to mention how much I love your Lisa Lisa pfp

[@robertjoasilus5230]

i ran into this issue before. some people think that shoryuken is all you can for some reason.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

The Jrr You’re thinking of its Shakunetsu variant.

[@coolfloyd6113]

I saw you capitalize all the h's in ScHoolboy Q's verse. I got you Rap Critic!

[@meganhanley01]

I couldn’t keep it together when you said “do not tickey, do the blingy”. With the way you said it and the look on your face I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@djangomarkov7948]

He's groovy because of black hippy. Except he's the only one I ever hear referring to it and I'm pretty sure they cancelled the album.

[@princekunta]

Do the kings dead

[@princekunta]

Ikr

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

Prince Kunta la di la di slob on me knob

[@TheCamSays]

TVBCrap. That name’s a familiar one. Sent The Rock Critic some Patreon requests on bad albums to review.

[@culwin]

He certainly does not care for television.

[@IABITVpresents]

Heyyy I know him a bit, he's a decent guy with the media and likes to get around. You don't have to diminish someone just because of their username...

[@kingdewoot]

gotta capitalize all tHe H's

[@haroldpierce1987]

King Dewoot why I don't get it.....

[@kingdewoot]

It's scHoolboy Q's thing idk why

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

as a avid scHoolboy Q fan, I seriously appreciate you putting tHe time into making eacH "H" capitalized!!! you sir, you're a great... GREAT man!!!!

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

ScHoolboy is/was a Hoover crip, before they were the Hoover crips the gang was originally known as the Hoover groovers. Hence all of the groovey lines in his earlier songs and features.

[@mogan4534]

I totally get Tyga’s point. I don’t like Street Fighter either. It’s all about that MK Deception, Injustice, and Skullgirls Encore amirite? Uptop.

[@WillTheGreatest]

Joseph Cocks *hi five*

[@mfmichi]

Skullgirls is straight

[@koquarian]

When's Mahvel, tho?

[@peytonbayne2491]

Why deception 9 is the best

[@LoydAvenheart]

it's all about that *Brief Karate Foolish* am i right? Up top!

[@apimpnamedstepback1431]

The watch line is ass but it basically means that his Rolex is real. A real Rolex doesn't tick. The seconds hand moves smoothly.

[@enunez3674]

Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Rap Critic was singing the part in Royals instead of Chris Brown?

[@V4Now]

And it was better.😄

[@MattZeefy]

Loyal***

[@djangomarkov7948]

I was half excepting for the ending to just be Todd talking shit to Chris Brown lol

[@gregm7488]

DAMMIT RAP CRITIC I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

[@gaodene]

rollies don't tick, the second hand glides. that's why rollie don't ticky

[@IsaiahKeene]

The "groovey" thing is in reference to the Hoover gangsta crips lineage i.e. Hoover Groovers. Chris brown meant he was leaving aftr sex when he said "walk it out" lol Tyga said that lame street fighter line beacause all niggas think when Ryu says th "uKan" part it sounds like "you can" so they play off that

[@ownplz5632]

Nah dude u wrong. Real Rollies don't tick tock like cheap watches. Good review. More more more RC

[@Inspiration_Date]

TVBCrap donates to a lot of people's Patreons and makes crazy requests. You should be honored. ;)

[@CobaltT9]

So TVBCrap has moved from The Rock Critic to the Rap Critic.

[@jpanda79]

The Rolex thing is cause a real Rolex doesn't tick, it sweeps. Still a bad line but he is trying to say his is real

[@name8731]

Someone link to that Chris Brown Chorus video pls

[@BlackHood_1]

I thought the first like was daslim reference but I was wrong

[@SuperKillersz]

What

[@earlyawn9839]

The Reason Schoolboy Q refers to his self as “Groovy” is bcuz he’s from Hoover. An that’s a saying of theirs.

[@heymistercarter.]

I should say, in terms of the whole "Groovy" thing, what about Ash from the Evil Dead movies and TV show? That's basically his catchphrase, and it sounds awesome when he says it!

[@hungjury7482]

The Street Fighter reference bothered him more than "Think you're on fire you gon' need more fire"

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

I don't know how Chris Brown has has fans :/

[@MostMorose]

xXxKAMIKAZExXx I liked him in the mid 2000's

[@BerzyBerzy]

xXxKAMIKAZExXx his last album has 45 songs on it... and there's quality, check out "Yellow tape" or "lost & found ", he's a modern legend of r&b

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

he "has" fans because he's talented.

[@ButterStick64]

“Think you on fire? You gon’ need more fire That’s all you get like Street Fighter.” I just realized he probably was referring to fire being “all you get” as in the Hadouken.

[@falahcannon96]

The street fighter line actually makes sense

[@DankeDummkopf]

When Tyga said Street Fighter, I thought he was referencing the Hadouken. Like he thought it was a fire ball (which it's not) and was saying all you're getting is fire from him. Though the image that pops up is the player too afraid to rely on skill so they spam one attack repeatedly instead of being good. Either way it's a bad line.

[@tako_shop]

Guenter Gudermuth yeah I thought the same thing. I can understand why someone who's never played a streetfighter, or knows nothing about it, would think it's a fireball. But either way it's still a bad and stupid line.

[@pesstonwuz3012]

Guenter Gudermuth it is a fire ball though...isn't it?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

pesston wuz Only Shakunetsu Hadoken.

[@lm6827]

Didn’t even finish the video and I already love it, kinda like every review of you’res I watch

[@haroldpierce1987]

Logan Moore seriously dude........? It would be 'yours' not 'you'res'... Not even sure the latter is even real. Did it look right to you? Don't you have autocorrect

[@ajax4887]

Link to the Chris brown choruses back to back video?

[@HORUS4646]

I believe the Chris brown verse where he said don't be sending naked pictures because his phone is tapped is a reference to him being with a girl and she will see that he is getting pictures.

[@mattrozzel2997]

Ik this video too old to matter at this point but groovy and groovin are terms used regularly by members of tha Hoover Crips. I've always just assumed it's gotta do with how hoov and groov rhyme.

[@SolSmoke]

Full name is chris brown who beats women

[@Coffeebean1985]

True

[@blitz5055]

I like how for ScHoolboy Q part he capitalized all of the Hs. It is nice and subtle touch.

[@gollygeology]

facial expressions on this is priceless

[@soulhunteru12]

I actually think the whole "like Street Fighter" lyric is referring to "You gon' need more fire" as in Ryu & Ken's fireballs (aka Hadouken)

[@aniggaontheground5640]

Tyga first lyric you mentioned probably was referring to how street fighter originated in arcades on when you didn’t have enough quarters to play another game, “that’s all you get.”

[@otaking3582]

I thought the Street Fighter line was referencing the previous line about fire, since the series is well known for using fire-based attacks like Hadouken and Yoga Fire.

[@7th_DimensionalCinema]

The walk it out line by Chris means he gonna smash & leave.. the schoolboy Q watch line, means he has a Rolex, & rolex's don't tick... C'mon critic...

[@TheMikeskillz]

TheOSIDETV doesn’t make them good lines

[@7th_DimensionalCinema]

Mike Skillz haha I completely agree, they are definitely trash lines. His dissection of them were wrong though

[@Mattteus]

was that line about licking scars a reference to School Daze?

[@MichaelMixerMasonGASS]

When this song got radio play they announced the title as "I got it"

[@Dreigonix]

Are you serious... “That’s all you get” is supposed to sound like “that Shoryuken”? Normally I appreciate video game references in rap, but not when they’re such a massive reach. (I mean, I guess if you said it in, like, this really thick Japanese accent, it might work... XD)

[@krusher181]

Oh! I actually know what sound effect he's referencing. It's the other sound that's like "hadooouuuken" but it's sounds like "HYUG CHUH-CHUH GHYEAH CHEAAAGAH". Or, if you're...slow, then it's "That's what you get YEEEEAH"

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

I think that "let me see" sound bite is the producer's watermark. It comes up in a few Chris Brown songs.

[@the77th]

1. Yoga Fire street fighter 2. rolly don’t ticky- rolexes don’t tick tick, the second hand just rotates 360 degrees every minute.

[@rattrap1009]

"Do not ticky, does the blingy" sounds like what a troll would say in Witcher 3.

[@DM94JAK]

We like ur reviews on things so of course ur girl should do reviews too

[@potatojay9079]

Rap Critic's vocals were on point😂😂

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

I like the way you capitalized all the H in Q's verse. It's the little details.

[@NITROXN20]

The “let me see you” sample is the producer tag of Nic Nac beats

[@juanjaramillo96]

Wow I would've loved to hear your reaction to King's Dead. You know the "verse"

[@jimllc]

HA! I like how you change out Brown's vocals for your own...because KZbin.

[@Excelsior_15]

The second hand of a Rolex doesn't tick it sweeps. I believe that's what he's referring to.

[@PrinceDonArt]

“All you get” is supposed to be a play on “Haduuuuuken” It was definitely a reach by Tyga tho

[@ptptptman]

Actually Rolexes are known for not ticking. Their second hands have a perpetual sweeping motion. That might be what ScHoolboy Q was referring to

[@CrackaDon]

He's not saying "Rollie don't ticky" because his watch doesn't work, Rolex watches don't tick, the second hand just moves consistently.

[@ZiggyGamma]

The way I made sense for the street fighter line was thinking oh he must mean the controversy about street fighter 5 coming out unfinished...probably not but hey it could happen

[@peytonbayne2491]

The street fighter line is because Ken a ballet swap of Ryu does that uppercut depending on which punch button you use your opponent can catch on fire for extra damage

[@peytonbayne2491]

Its still a shitty joke cause you can do that all move as much as you want there no limit to fire

[@tost693]

Walk it out Walked out Rollie do no tickie means it glides and doesn’t make a ticking noise every second

[@aboriginalgeekster3145]

Street fighter V only had local and online vs mode with none of the other modes that were in the previous entries. Catering to the tournament crowd and ignoring the rest of the fans. They just recently released story mode.

[@themikx2939]

That Orc-Cop song was gold lol The Orc-Orc Cop!

[@cerealkilla8930]

Rolex watches not ticking doesn't mean they don't work. It's the smooth movement of the watch. It's not jerky.

[@itsbunta]

Oh you did the rap part in Lindsay's video? That was dope :D

[@horror_hound7019]

Loll Shizzy used shoryuken in one of his verses in The Gawd he said "spit fire balls hadouken, catch an uppercut sure you can(shoryuken)"

[@god3atgod]

Do BONES - HDMI . Or really anything by BONES.

[@projectkaiba]

Cypress Will YES YES.

[@Nekotaku01]

Patreon request.

[@starrgazer9]

For those unaware of why the H's are capitalized: For ScHoolboy Q, the capitalized H stands for Hiiipower (a movement), Hippy (his group Black Hippy), Hoover (Hoover Crips), Heaven, and Hell.

[@sebastianperry5964]

i like the capitalization of the H in schoolboy qs verse. attention to details id always appreciated