Episode 16 The Real New Year Starts In April Rated 18 Podcast

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[@1VivaRevolution]

They missing out!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@samanthawilson6138]

I SANTANAAAA B-TCHHH ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYEEE 😂😂😂😂

[@LightskinGeneral-zx4vi]

They should have brang me on the podcast I’d tell him straight brudda we got millions of sperms (people) in our balls you try hold back millions of people try even hold back 10😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me if he can do that for an hour and a half

[@beerwolf669]

kane sounds like a broken car that wont start when he laughs. 🤣

[@victoriashoniwa3196]

I can't unhear it now😂😂😂😂

[@beerwolf669]

@@victoriashoniwa3196 🤣🤣

[@vader0073]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashaspittzs9663]

Percy is absolutely correct; our ancestors (West African) had a 13month year based on the actual moon cycles of 28 days. Moon is the root word of month. And the Gregorian Calender is that of the coloniser. The new year is indeed April 1 - the joke is on the world and you are a fool to believe that the colonisers understand nature, astrology, numerology and spirituality better than we melanated peoples. Percy could teach you both a thing or two (assuming he has energy after his marathon sessions 😂).

[@nosymf]

It was the east/central bantu Africans who discovered it first not the west. We are all the same tho really

[@mc5589]

Yeah your totally correct BUT to celebrate new years on April 1 would not make sense due to the current 12 month calendar we have adopted meaning next year you would have to call May 1 as new year and then June 1, July 1 etc

[@ashaspittzs9663]

@@mc5589 Correct... it's not an exact science as a 'year' is actually 364 days (13 x 28); however, we (within the Spiritual community) use April 1 as this is the date that the elites use to mock us - also, surely it makes more sense for the beginning of the year to be aligned with the start of Spring (which is around the beginning of April). There's a brilliant KZbinr called Dr Mumbi who has loads of videos on this, filmed live and direct from the foot of Mount Zion in Kenya (#IYKYK). Definitely worth a follow 💚

[@ashaspittzs9663]

@@nosymf I did not know and will seek more knowledge (I can absolutely believe it to be true 👏🏾 as you assert and the Jamaicans say “Out of many, one people”.).

[@melanatedandlovingit1305]

I never believed new year was January. I've always been in the mind that new year was spring. Nothing new happens in January anywhere. We don't need to celebrate new year either, what is that about? Just give thanks you lived to see it and move on. The foolishness over fakemass and new years is just childish and irks my whole nerves when I see black ppl jumping up. Pure and utter foolishness

[@kesenawilliams3417]

I was eating a piece of pineapple and nearly choked when Cain said uncle P don’t eat pum pum, don’t dress up etc… what is he doing for 2 hrs….i hope my neighbour don’t think I have lost it. I was laughing out so loud…. Good chat guys… and yes two hrs too long…however that would depend on the chemistry of the couple.

[@Callmemarvs]

Kane with the punch lines 😂😂😂😂😂😂. That april fools day joke had me

[@chicodelray9425]

When the white gloves started pointing 👉🏾 😂 uncle Percy

[@chellecandy]

Percy is absolutely right. I celebrate the new year round about April. Typically, it's between mid March to early April. It's all based on the moon, and when the new moon is. He's exactly right, it's the renewing of the cycle of the year, which begins when all things come back to life again; the animals come out from hiding; vegetation begins to grow and etc. Not in the dead of winter. I even heard, a couple weeks back, that April fools is on the 1st of April, because after it was changed, if you kept celebrating the new year in April, they would call you an April fool. Gwan Percy for educating yourself.

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

mans doinng push ups while they out doing pranks

[@yungnate7155]

You mans Podcast is like no others!! Pure jokes and good vibes every time!

[@justlarry8945]

universal credit dropping tommorow ill be back on the patreon!!

[@Rated18Podcast]

😂 big up g 👊🏽

[@ryanrobinson4209]

😂😂😂

[@StriaghtRight]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@1VivaRevolution]

Priorities 😅

[@moneymitch16]

😂😂😂

[@Ryan-gs7oj]

CHRIS! I was forced to play the flute as a kid cause I was too small for the sax 😂 When I grew, I moved onto the sax and it was an easy transition, so you got this 🙌🏽

[@leelove7605]

Your right Uncle Percy on the April New Year. Let dem laugh. If you want to hide information put in a book. Man dem is not reading, just cracking jokes

[@JKBetterLife]

Hold strong Uncle Percy you in the right space about the real new year though

[@michelleinverary2361]

Uncle Percy has jokes. I can fly from Guyana to Barbados in under 2 hours, from Guyana to Trinidad in 1 hour. There's no way I'm doing that nonstop for 1 hour.

[@ThisIzGrizzly]

Uncle Percy is right with the Calendar

[@user-sb9vc5fb1i]

April FOOLS DAY YUH NUH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PERCY'S RIGHT THO..

[@bythesea2784]

I am 63 this year, all yr podcast everyday from the beginning I being watching 😂I crying with laughter ever show yes, also I will sqin up just you I'm old school I listen to all music times have changed but I Hip Hop, Rapper R & B Funk & Electro artist on stage Ii just love yr big up too all staff members and yr family members with there support, we all love and laughter ❤😂😅 I get my support.

[@lance9102]

Thirsty legs is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@victormarquez5866]

This had me in tears😂😂 I love how funny ya how😂❤️

[@bidaw229]

Uncle Percy gonna make his NY resolution on April Fools Day 😂😂😂

[@DJBUTCHKASSIDY]

😂 too funny, Unc Percy is on the path keep researching guys you will be surprised, ps. An hour is realistic with the right person, you think less about it and let it flow. Boom episode

[@kayshascorner]

I’ve just found this pod today! Thanks TikTok algo 🥰

[@Geedeecee1]

Uncle Percy would give Jay from Inbetweeners a run for his money

[@user-sb9vc5fb1i]

That idiot boy program??

[@alesacicilia2921]

I lost it 😂😂😂 when Christ said "Jesus Christ" he sounded sooo shocked.

[@chrisgold4562]

I swear this podcast is funny 😂 real Tears man drop

[@oyinbotomato3219]

Uncle percy b secretly using the good old black stallion on the low 💀🤣💀🤣

[@Oshay-r7t]

Ok can all the women step forward that have had some Percy loving for an hour and a half 😂😂😂..... I bet he spends a whole hour trying to get those gloves off.... 😂😂Percy you give me too much joke 😂😂

[@TR3B99]

Uncle Percy is right Ethiopia still observers 13 month calendar.

[@Popes2k]

This come like sitting sitting in school playground. Good times . Wicked show

[@BeardedZombie007]

Uncle Percy is just so done with them. One day he’s going to walk out mid podcast 😂

[@yashaden696]

Lmfao. Fam, I was on insta and seen one of your short videos and I couldn’t stop laughing. Y’all definitely got a fan now cause of the mad jokes

[@SuperLondonmark]

Movado gangsta for life was the anywayyyyyy lmao chris makes me laugh

[@kingkyle.0.0.7]

Unc Percy is talking the truth about the new year being at the start of spring as its in alignment with nature how can the new year be in the middle of winter?? Answer: it isn't just like Christmas its a pagan celebration. The truth sounds hilarious to the ignorant and brainwashed

[@robertkovacs-x1y]

😂😂best podcast about thank you guys always cheer me up

[@mommyandmemommyandme6377]

Yow I love u guys 😂😂😂😂always a gud laugh 😂

[@charliemarlie7780]

Chris looked like Alvin the chipmunk when he did that face and the red hat 🤣🤣

[@Ax100_]

23:13 not the heart tablet dem 😭😭😭😂😂😂 but on a separate note.. that’s why they call it April fools.. cah dem have di people dem fooled with this Gregorian calendar 💯

[@Lifeofryyy]

When Uncle started his speech at 26:18 I was fully like ahh that makes things so clear now with new beginnings in April , Till Kane said “ so your gunna start your new year’s revolution on April fools day “ 😂😂

[@Thedarkravern]

Jamaican Blood strong Uncle! I used to think it was normal till 18 when mfs kept still pursuing that “5minutes/20minute” narrative. 20:37 learnt you had to adjust intensity and endurance to who your dealing with. Cause if a girl want you to be a wild stallion riding to wakanda and beyond. Mf birthday suit must be Black panther level ability minimum

[@sandrag9102]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 pls my belly is hurting😂😂😂

[@thewestsideco.6847]

No one ever notice Kane looks like Lupin 😂😂

[@docdacosta]

hahahahahahaha Chris nearly catch Cold Heart hahahahaaaaaa #tears

[@geebomber]

Uncs right about the 13 month thing 🤔😊

[@likkleman23457]

Love these guys lol

[@gracepowell5868]

been waiting for this ❤

[@joeshoeyouah]

Happy new years Percy

[@HigherMid]

Chris wants to learn Spanish and play saxophone to get more women!!! 😂😂😂😂 he’s going back to the late 80’s lmao😅😅

[@TommeeBaybee]

Are the "Yuh Bright" t-shirts available to buy as merchandise?

[@lesley5380]

I love you guys 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@rarayena9639]

Have to agree with uncle Percy..had a Jamaican boyfriend who could go for 3-4 hrs straight!…and I still wanted more 😉

[@_rtw_world_]

Damn😮

[@thomasrogers3210]

That's right Andre 3000 and Chrid hanging out in the flute hut...baaattttttyyyyboy ...dem fault...lololololl..hahaha

[@TomMorningStar]

Percy's doing that slow loving, he's not bruckin it up for 2 hours.

[@user-Nzz]

Tell them uncle Percy ! If you can’t keep it wet then you not doing something right

[@supremekg2011]

100% right about 13 months in a year. Why do you think winter is coming later and later ever year? They changed the calendar in the 1800s

[@HelloBeautifulPeople]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DWL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PERCY

[@ThisIzGrizzly]

Ethiopia use the 13 month Calendar

[@plasteringmagicgold7723]

Big ups for you boys, my fucking sides are fully fucked up, laughing so hard, Big up uncle percy 😅

[@karlhedman9452]

Not the April fools 😂😂

[@thomasrogers3210]

I'm still catching up on episodes , but Kane I'm with you.....Chisel up by 50+..."Lets do it!!!!" in our best uncle percy voice.....Chris boxing=that liquor box......baaakkkkkaaa.....!!!!

[@ThisIzGrizzly]

1hr and Half non stop, he ain’t got no feeling in his hood

[@noturaverage581]

18:16 😂😂😂😂 kane bredda 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crskillzz1355]

Mad uncks x Percy link up would be crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erdywest7172]

Fix up your humour if you think maduncks is funny

[@_rtw_world_]

Bruh here in SA we run for 8 hours yo ak47😂

[@minniemouse1332]

.......You all have the right to remain silent....anything you say can and will be used against you in court..😅🤣🤣😅 Harrest dem hoffica! I cant!😁😁

[@Ruu84]

Uncle Percy 💯

[@liliana6715]

Uncle Percy is right though on the women ❤

[@scottbush3840]

🤣😂😂🤣🤣bro my belly

[@kingsquire5781]

Uncle p on it you fi ina it 35 40is a standard but if you putting it down it's right a good 60min

[@Battleshay]

Percy is right tho April 1st is the true new year it’s the first day of spring as well

[@libra1love216]

26:00 sooooo funny 😂😂😂

[@lesley5380]

I can't drink or eat watching these guys 😂🤣

[@travisg2780]

Nearly drop out again 😂😂😂😂😂

[@incognitoHoncho]

Can you guys do a Live Show please! Percy can just wear a paper bag over his face. No face reveal lol

[@matthew66789]

Over 1 hr is normal for me. Idk why my stamina so high

[@Nomsa-us7gk]

Kane 😊❤

[@noturaverage581]

26:57 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katchbulletriveradventures38]

Percy right on this one Proper women tell you dont C** And go hours sweating up the tun tun 2 3 4 5 6 hours yeah man... Tell em percy

[@user-sb9vc5fb1i]

3HOURS WITH TONGUE YOU MEAN

[@sunshinelady1751]

20 mins tops will do 😊

[@Cookie-Monster-]

2hours ?? Hell nahh 😂😂😂 and don’t get me wrong I love it… but that’s wayyyyy too much Not my pumpum 😩💀

[@Abdul.M.]

When chris said taking Flute lesson kane uncle Percy all quite Chirs to kane Your legs look like its hungry and dehydrated give it some water 💦 😂🤣

[@Renrut09]

Percy is so rass lie! 😂

[@danyahlaarayah7016]

April is the The original new year its in the bible well the old bibles anyway

[@RallyRyot]

People only last 30mins?

[@itskingqueentv]

2hrs isn't too long if you include the whole repertoire.

[@louisdicksonYDSMG]

I agree

[@HigherMid]

NYC commenting Lmfaoo Kane!!!! Chris wants you to stay as you are cause he’s not gonna like the comments after the chisel up!! 🤣 you’re already tall so he’s already a hater 🤣 jk jk

[@Daniel-Paul7]

I’m sorry I’m look do Percy I’m needing 1.1/2 lol

[@BUZZYBUZZIE]

Want a laugh come yasso 😂😂want knowledge come here click it ageee

[@annhogan3085]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaghdaAlayan]

Pied piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yolo6350]

Nah 2 hour too much, would need a juice & piff break with that😂

[@kelvinpayne5224]

Uncle Percu is correct.....the actual start of the year is April, look at all the spring flowers.....its true..these guys keep laughing when they dont knonthe truth, 8 9 10, october november december....

[@terrencerichardson2213]

Yea percy tripping with that my girl wouldnt even enjoy that 1hr yea 2? Naw

[@sop1710]

Minimums for gay women are higher than Percy's stats lol. 2 hours is nothing lol

[@dannbatch1898]

Yes 2 hours is too long, after a while I’m flicking on Netflix and ordering my food from just eat during that time 😂

[@saniseb8065]

20-45 minutes is boring. 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

[@neighbourhoodtiesuk]

Kane is old as fuck😂😂😂

[@ceeceecamp7820]

😂😂😂

[@arranherbert2933]

It’s true new year is April 1st. That’s why it’s the end of the tax year

[@zedz1989]

A hour and half to two hours is ridiculous🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

[@MrDovehunter]

They all have amazing laughs 😂🫶🏼 bless up

[@roadology5160]

😂😂😂😂😂