Rating the Games in Rhythm Heaven (DS)

In this (joke) video featuring an excessive amount of vine booms, bad memes, and jarring text-to-speech, I share my thoughts for the (main) games found in RHDS. This is my opinion xd please don't take this seriously...
Footage comes from the RHDS clip pack.
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[@cubbyfanboy]

Production value is obviously very high for this one, I'm impressed you hired so many narrators including esteemed gamer Barack Obama

[@wef6146]

Former President of Epic Gaming, Barack Obama

[@pikminmaniac444]

Id love to see the rest of the games rated like this

[@NunofYerbizness]

Now that I think about it, how would Megamix be ranked? Just the new games, the new games + new prequels, or every main/shop game? (And Fever to an extent, with the 4 GBA games that are a part of the Extra Games section)

[@fuitbythefoot]

this video is so based that there isnt even a dislike count on it

[@izuki8233]

Wait where is the interviewer pfp :((((

[@tibby4503]

Lol

[@fuitbythefoot]

@@izuki8233 she is having a vacation in florida so isabella carrington is filling in

[@K0nomi]

as of this reply, there are 9 dislikes on this video

[@joncoale]

@@K0nomi 19 now

[@Stareostar]

This has ruined every video that uses text to speech instead of recorded commentary because none of them will ever do it as good as this

[@specterselect3344]

As a fan of dog ninja I'm so glad you gave it a ten out of ten! Thumbs up👍

[@migueltomi3087]

17:43 Fun fact: EpixHaxGuy could cause an accidental EAS activation and convince half of the USA why a minigame of a DS videogame is the best.

[@shiningarmor2838]

Those three jarring tones at the start contain all of the information in the alert. It probably tells someone in Ohio about a minor flood.

[@FigureFarter]

@@shiningarmor2838 Don't worry, it's a test

[@thermo_]

When i heard that while cleaning and not looking i had a heart attack

[@alacritical7873]

honestly, there's not much here that I disagree with. I'm a little higher on some games than you are (like the Splashdown and Rockers ones) and a little lower on some others (like the Fillbots and Moai Doo-Wop ones), but you have some pretty solid opinions. I'm not sure if you've done similar videos for Tengoku, Fever, or Megamix, but I'd love to see more for those

[@The_Stickman_guy420]

1:41 Why this moment makes me laugh?

[@miracilousmirica1994]

the fact that all the text to speech voices are different gives me the imagination of random people giving their opinions about each of the different games just them explaining into a microphone with that text to speech voice about their opinions of the game if you understand what I am saying

[@creativ9761]

As someone with massive nostalgia for this game, this feels like someone rating my children out of ten.

[@Duskool]

I feel Love Lizards, Love Lab and Crop Stomp should've been the ones with sequels instead of Shoot Em Up, Fillbots, Fan Club and uh...Ice Tray Girls.

[@fanofindiegamesunpopulargames]

Fan Club 2 was needed!!! (bias)

[@Duskool]

@@fanofindiegamesunpopulargames Yes i agree, i meant that fan club didn't need a sequel because the sequel could've been enough on it's own

[@fanofindiegamesunpopulargames]

@@Duskool I think by having two versions it more balanced because the oh cue is used a lot and the song dou les in length.

[@PeptoAbismol]

love lab is goated

[@mewmewpowerinyourface]

Shoot Em Up, The Dazzles (aka Ice Tray Girls) and Fillbots didn't really need a sequel. I like Fan Club 2.

[@yellowpuffle]

19:17 every game review in a nutshell

[@Brenosakaguti]

19:03 Nothing in the Rhythm Heaven series is as epic as that sigma male glare Packing Pests employee: am I a joke to you?

[@Naito9874]

it's the exact same, soooo

[@winter_luvxx]

I am glad that that remix 9 got some light in the whole rhythm heaven games it one if not the most nice yet fun to replay everyday to me

[@BinglesP]

I feel like since it's the last remix before Remix 10, and yet not as wrist-breaking difficult as Remix 8, it gets overshadowed hard af I personally just enjoy the Space Kickers' citrus-charteuse variant there, even if it does kinda look like they have water park shower-heads for antenna

[@KitFloral208]

3:06 hello bird! :)

[@gummyleeches]

I actually do have a theory on why The Dazzles 2 is so similar to the original The Dazzles. In the Rhythm Tengoku Gold Complete Vocal Collection (album of all of the vocal tracks in Rhythm Heaven DS only in Japan), the song for The Dazzles 2 is much longer than what is shown in-game, and my theory is that the developers were planning on using the whole song, like with Fan Club 2, but late in development were afraid it would be way too long and same-y and thus cut it in half. Or it could just be the devs being stupid which is equally likely

[@allisonpotter7502]

I refuse to believe they were afraid of it being too long. Fillbots 1 and 2 both exist.

[@trollsansofficial]

*laughs in fillbots 2*

[@RetroPokemonDepot]

You should consider recording voiceover with your real voice! There's nothing to be nervous about :) Liked the rankings here. Splashdown having reversed Glee Club controls is why I like it. Glee Club's controls always felt unnecessarily unintuitive. Sure, it's funny that the chorus kid is uncontrollably screaming by default, but this difference makes Glee Club unenjoyable to play

[@omanthecountry9244]

no every ranking he does he should hire obama

[@ZeldaACFan17]

The text to speech voices are quite funny lol 😂 I can recognize a few of them, like Microsoft Mike and the Spongebob voices (Spongebob himself and the French narrator from the time cards, both recreated for TTS 😉)

[@ZeldaACFan17]

I think the Glee Club section has the voice that IGoByLotsOfNames uses in his Minecraft videos as well...

[@MortalMercury]

Some of the voices are really well made

[@pinataliker500]

What you said about Crop Stomp was true! Sometimes, I think of Crop Stomp and dance while getting weird looks at me.

[@cannonballking7]

A great video talking about in decent detail the expertly crafted games of my personal favourite rhythm heaven. Would love to see more done in this style, keep up the good work, and have a nice day.

[@0megan0ss]

6:50 The fastest game in rhythm heaven series is Big Rock Finish C

[@feliceclefie8450]

wow, a tier list I actually agree to everything. great video (and editing, makes me chuckle once in a while), can't wait for tengoku, wii and 3ds tier list in the future :)

[@rumple7473]

I seriously need more rating videos in this style lol

[@screaming1239]

my favorite part is when the celebrity bonzi buddy voiced it

[@BlueBird180]

8:59 What a cursed image

[@semajthethird.8437]

bro this editing style will always kill me 😂😂😂

[@OneDotLeader]

"CALL ME A COWARDLY MAO" IN THE CAPTIONS IS KILLING ME DEADASS

[@traitortothecrown1961]

I felt attacked on a personal level upon the criticism to Karate Man 2

[@aurorasaura5907]

I Love remix 8, despite how hard it is, your rating is pretty good and I def agree with a good amount of it :)

[@Abyssal_Art]

Lockstep is the only reason I’m good at offbeats in anything

[@littlecrabz4285]

I love it when the songs are so long the you can divide it into over 7 sections :)

[@sirpineapple2486]

the remix out of 10 joke made me laugh complete unironically

[@justins9722]

I don't know why I'm so fascinated and entertained by your own fascination with these games, but I love it

[@veebee_38]

i love how the tts changes for every minigame

[@pigmafia]

As a remix 9 fan I'm glad you gave it a good score. Though I'm disappointed that you didn't show the best part

[@biscuitporkasmealchoice6741]

Your worst opinions were truly on the Big Rock Finish songs Great video!

[@jamesthegoo7600]

These text-to-speech voices make me so nostalgic lmao

[@MicahSmart]

Munchy Monk 2 is goated, thanks for giving it the respect it deserves

[@AmalgamJiena]

i think big rock finish should've been used at the end of the remixes

[@omegasmileyface]

obama after we let him be clear: "shoot-em-up has very good vibes"

[@RidwanChachunya]

The Moai level catch my friends heart to play the game haha

[@dylanarnejo6941]

i rate the rhythm heaven series as a whole... a 10/10

[@chalcedonic]

i didn't need to finish the video after the lockstep rating i was definitely satisfied

[@BinglesP]

0:37 "The first game is Built to Scale" Yeah, I sure hope it is

[@beclearlyawareofstars]

i loved the video !!!! and honestly i hope u do more stuff like this

[@JCF0X]

I should’ve listened to the disclaimer…

[@Ianayru]

im ngl "watch the male lizard do your mom" got such an unholy laugh from me

[@BagelNosed3DSuser]

okay who thought putting girls in an ice tray was a good idea

[@guuuuiiiinnnnssss56]

6:20 was about to lose my absolute mind don’t scare me like that bro Great video and funny editing, I’d be interested in seeing what else you’d rank for RH!

[@TMBG1337]

Glad to hear you understand that ska makes everything better

[@chronosVR.2763]

2:20 it is fucking impossible on pc so hard to flick the mouse 9:12 mom come pick me up im scared

[@AmeliaBerdel-xv3wp]

😂i like how you put SpongeBob ai voice on Remix 2,that fits so well

[@RhythicManRhythm]

Krusty Krab: Opinon Zone

[@Grgrqr]

Mr. Driller!

[@skepster.]

9:26 omega based

[@synthetic_creature]

i like how with some of the games its easier to get a perfect than a superb because the barelies dont break your perfect on them

[@Boooo]

With the disclaimer at the beginning I really thought you were gonna lay into dog ninja, kinda disappointed that you just said that you don't like it and that's all.

[@anayomieda]

Came here for the 10/10 lockstep and wasn't disappointed. I agree with most of the ratings, except moai do wop which I hate so much

[@simonbadura2265]

12:16 Remix 8: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@marymoocow7220]

Rhythm Rally and Dog Ninja flashbacks intensify

[@treechenho]

Gonna have to give this list a hard agree, aside from fillbots 2, moai doo woo 1 and 2, and big rock finish. Otherwise this was spot on

[@forkboy3309]

I respect and apprciate your opinions

[@LukeDoesMusicThings]

The Calvin and Hobbes edit in the Munchy Monk 2 section killed me

[@OfficialThatOneGuy]

This is the comment I was looking for.

[@Spacek531]

This is the Rhythm Heaven DS discourse I was looking for

[@koobiie]

this is by far the best rhythm heaven video i have ever seen

[@daclium]

I'll never get bored of your humor

[@kryla_]

the mucnchy monk 2 warning gave me a primal fear

[@ipausedmyskibiditoilettobehere]

Muchy Monk 2 is objectively the.

[@Unitations2]

1:14 I can't :humanbodypartfractionskull: it's so funny lmaoooooooooo

[@FishSnackems]

How the hell do you have this many tts voices

[@Imboredwithmylife]

Some songs like fillbots rat race catchy tune ninja bodyguard and Sumari slice make me wanna dance i cant explain this feeling but its so good

[@unaverageavocado159]

Here’s what I would rate a few (my favorites so I’m highly biased) Crop stomp: absolute banger, this was one of my first favorites and it still stands in that place today, I love the music, the HMM and the little “okay!” The plants make 9.983/10 Splash down: I absolutely adore the music, I like the idea of the game, and the dolphins are cute 9.977/10 Space Soccer: My favorite game in the series, where do I start? The rhythm is great, I adore the characters, the music, the tension as the song progresses; it’s truly an amazing experience 11/10 Splash down 2: literally all the same as the original Splash down but that BBUU-DRR at the beginning gives it some bonus points 12.672/10 Space soccer 2: 18.7/10 Remix 9: you’ve taken all three of my favorite games in the entire rhythm heaven franchise and put them all in the same remix… need I say anymore? 20/10

[@bubbadoo10]

I can't believe the rating system was just a setup for that last joke I am actively malding

[@paulhenderson800]

ChessSimp voice: "call me a coward lmao"

[@shionashiel]

Thank you EpixHaxGuy, very cool!

[@cloudcutter_dy2]

the voice in brf is hilarious

[@Antifearn]

I’m so glad that the oldest former member of the Beatles, narrator of the first season of Thomas the Tank Engine, and meme legend Sir Richard “Ringo” Starkey and I have the same admiration and ratings for Space Soccer and its sequel.

[@roppongidevil]

drummer duel is quite funny with the shouting i agree. you have good opinions

[@tacothealien9805]

the mla format essay at the beginning 😭

[@stevenyangkun]

The image is blurred to prevent potential spoilers Me:I am safe now

[@feathertailfanspoofs]

I wish the remix 5 splashdown segment’s visuals were used for Splashdown 2

[@LaserBread]

Missed the opportunity to give Moai Doo-Wop the OK rating.

[@citroenboter]

My doo-wop, dog ninja, Dazzles and the table tennis one were WAY lower for me, but otherwise very agreeable!

[@anthonycheung3610]

This is such a great video

[@N0tivat]

completley agree on munchy monk 2.

[@Goofy4426]

This is so funny! Very good job !

[@official32]

He included the Timotainment monkey clip how do I like a video twice

[@Bleeding_Art]

mayhaps the reason you find dog ninja so boring is because you're playing it the boring way. I always slide my cursor into the crouch position when i hear the cue of the fruit, then flick. Like he has a whole crouch animation and you barely utilize it smh

[@DespOIcito]

a minor animation difference doesnt make dog ninja any more fun

[@habababab]

YES A FELLOW MUNCH MONK 2 FAN

[@_puduposting]

It's an opinion video however u got barack obama into the mix and spongebob so 9/10 :) Superb

[@jaybirdoliver5107]

Doesn’t include BRF Games rated 2: The Dazzles 2 Games rated 3: Remix 2 Games rated 3.5: Splashdown Games rated 4: Dog Ninja Games rated 5: Fillbots, Remix 7, Karate Man 2 Games rated 5.5: Freeze Frame, Remix 5, Splashdown 2 Games rated 6: The Dazzles, Glee Club 2 Games rated 6.5: Miao Doowop Games rated 7: Glee Club, Remix 1, Rhythm Rally, Munchy Monk, Remix 4 Games rated 7.5: Drummer Duel, Rockers, Remix 6, Airboarders Games rated 8: Built to Scale, Fan Club, Shoot Em’ Up, Blue Birds, Fillbots 2 Games rated 8.1: Built to Scale 2 Games rated 8.5: Love Lizards, Karate Man, Fan Club 2, Miao Doowop, Shoot ‘Em Up 2 Games rated 8.999: Rockers 2 Games rated 9: Crop Stomp, Love Lab, Frog Hop, Space Soccer, Frog Hop 2, Rhythm Rally 2, Blue Birds 2 Games rated 9.5: Remix 3, DJ School, Lockstep 2, Space Soccer 2 Games rated 10: Lockstep, Remix 8, Remix 9 Games rated 69: Munchy Monk 2 Games rated remix/10: Remix 10

[@_prince_milo_]

17:54 BASED OPINION

[@fuyumi4309]

dj school should have been a solid 10/10 but other than that i agree

[@DunkDaniel2004]

Most based rhythm heaven video I've seen

[@yikesforever7611]

I had to skip Karate Man 2 and Glee Club 2 because it was so red that it genuinely hurt my eyes

[@ilikericeithink935]

I had a stroke when you said love lab is garbage

[@forkboy3309]

🤣 i knew he was trolling after hearing his love lizards review.

[@theodorkristinsson890]

What text to speech voices did you use and where did you get them?

[@GrounderSez]

i like how these are being rated

[@olliezoop]

Lockstep and Munchy Monk 2 are game osts that will follow me to the grave tbh

[@varietychan]

Japanese Remix 9 is my favorite. Everytime I play and Space Kickers comes I always say "Down" since that's the cue to tell you it's happening

[@DWN037]

Seeing it called Space Kickers makes me think that while every other country found a name for soccer, Japan just called it "IDK, Kicking?"

[@marstromistuff]

why is this weirdly quoteable