Ray’s Worst Excuses | Everybody Loves Raymond Compilation

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[@nina84374]

"Its not my fault kids have no hips" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@samrawitgebrezghi219]

"Wait a minute, that's one place I always give a 110%" 😂

[@lillylovesrain7072]

This is how married couples are acting during quarantine.

[@frozengamer3030]

Imagine if they were. Debra wouldn't kill Ray and put his body in the freezer.

[@CM-bt7gi]

Yup your probably probably right 100% on this 😂

[@Grotto76]

*”DIAPERS!”*

[@lillylovesrain7072]

@@malachicharlie2650 dude why don't you trust her? 😂

[@fuckglobalism]

And 2 years after the pandemic my parents have divorced after 30 years of marriage…..no joke.

[@omarchandler4983]

When Debra screamed *“diapers!”* I was surprised that Ray didn’t need one💩

[@MrGadget35]

I would love to put Debra in diapers

[@SHAZAM629]

"I'm not going to stand here and let you bad mouth America."

[@michaelphilpott8860]

The bed is one place I give 110%

[@pegjardin1954]

Lol

[@marissa_reneev1931]

💀💀💀

[@Stoneman180190]

It’s a god damn miracle that Ray and Debra never got divorced.

[@OldFordTaurus]

Marie would’ve loved them to get a divorce and move in with Raymond and the kids

[@Stoneman180190]

@@OldFordTaurus Ray would move in with Marie, Debra would probably file a restraining order against her.

[@phyliciabozzi9414]

I feel the same way about my parents. Dad gives mom a lot of verbal abuse that makes her cry. She doesn't deserve it. I guess 54 years of marriage, why not suffer more?

[@domisthebomb09]

They're old school catholics. They don't do divorce

[@dieterdelange9488]

​@@domisthebomb09Except Ray; he stays home Sunday mornings watching football. 😅😂

[@teahumic9537]

Debra practically spent most of the time yelling at Ray or rolling eyes at Marie 😂

[@glen7318]

yeah, she's not that funny, too shrill... and seems so genuinely annoyed all the time..

[@nancykane1178]

@@glen7318 Glad to hear someone else, sees this, about her. In the episode net worth, she said, "it's not about the money". It was that Ray did something, against Debra. And then when he found out about the money, she borrowed, from Marie, everything was ok. She thought she made all the decisions. I don't know how he put up with her.

[@debbiecopello1583]

So?

[@mariorusinov6253]

The fact that some people side with Reymond 💀💀💀

[@tnp1047]

They wrote her a lot of reasons to.

[@vimaljacob9558]

That angry sex episode was the most diabolic 😆

[@alexpress5375]

The trampy outfit episode was pretty bad too lol

[@cowboydan507]

@@alexpress5375As a teenage boy I really enjoyed that one.

[@daetyme998]

I loved it when Debra called marie and robert 'the flying faus pas' LOL!

[@anbay3213]

"It's not my fault the kids have no hips!"

[@barbaracrain2975]

It's to bad there aren't anymore good clean programs like this anymore!! Great writers an actors!!! Thank you for all to see for years!! Even now in 2021!!🥰🤣

[@dendens8188]

One of the funniest sitcoms on tv even today I still love watching this on a daily

[@thenanlife1141]

Me too ❤❤❤ love it

[@prudencedavis2799]

I love this show I still watch it everyday 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@abarzua21able]

She's a great actress

[@Kitty83Miss]

'I would have bought this from an ugly men' 👌🤣🤣🤣

[@godzillamothra5983]

that's not true, that's not completely true🤣

[@grahamellis3547]

3:44 Debra really knows Ray 😂

[@racheltey7917]

Singapore Medley Celbrating (Raical Harmony Day)

[@racheltey7917]

Di Tanjong Katong Kassim Bin Osain Wu Zaibin 和他说你

[@frankwalker5040]

I think in real life, not voting for his wife would be the beginning of a divorce.

[@Greg-re7nj]

At least a separation

[@Greg-re7nj]

They stayed for kids. Obvious.

[@rachelmartin5187]

Nah. In real life, not voting for his wife would be the hook. Taping over their wedding video would be the line AND sinker.

[@ji8698]

@@rachelmartin5187😂

[@pedroramirez7739]

I know this is a tv show, but Debra should've divorced him a long time ago

[@Surfer041]

They were probably decent people before they met one another.

[@jannapitts3188]

“......HOLD ONTO SOMETHING.....”

[@barcrrt850]

Brilliant minds wrote and directed this show. I am thankful for each one of them.

[@lillylovesrain7072]

Debra : DIAPERS!!! Ray : what?

[@pricemoore2022]

That's how Manny talks from Ice Age!!!!😊😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karenmurphy6749]

Deborah & Ray were meant for each other!! HA! HA!

[@totterdell]

How has Debra not divorced him yet?

[@Surfer041]

The kids have trapped her.

[@ilahmaecunanan2629]

I love Patricia Heaton because she’s funny and hilarious

[@gamesmoney1025]

Shebwas more like a supporting character. She wasn't even that funny. She mostly yelled at Ray alot

[@annasherosky]

My favorite line is when Ray's wife asks him What else? Have you Been faking bed he says no, I'm one hundred percent. Real in there and she says making the bed I'm thinking. I can relate to this. All too well

[@Beezlie727]

Actually, he said "I always give 110% in the bed" & she says "I mean MAKING the bed"! 😂😂😂

[@sa5772]

A lot of people say Debra’s but I disagree. Especially after watching this video. He doesn’t realize that if he was more helpful around the house his wife might be nicer to him and he might get laid more often lol.

[@murillomaggy13]

I love this show seen it many times and never get tired..one of my favorite parts is when Debra gets mad and Hits Raymond..she looks so funny cause she is tiny 😂😂

[@anafreytes7979]

Love it! I am always optimistic and smiling 😊 😇 love everybody loves Raymond

[@angieroberts672]

I love the gag reels & outtakes..miss the whole cast & Crew.. like I said I before .. greatest comedy show ever!!!!.Antioch angie

[@user-fe1le2yl3x]

His best excuse is him blaming his kids for him saving football over his wedding video .

[@warrenf5821]

When I was a kid I thought this show was hilarious. It’s only gotten funnier now that I’ve grown up!

[@kathyweekes800]

It's so funny for sitcoms, they say the table is too small, yet the whole other half of the table is empty just so they don't have their backs to the camera

[@scottbuckley823]

my favorite 'what about Jesus?'

[@faznout]

One of the things I've always loved about this show is how Patricia Heaton portrayed Debra. Throughout the years as most of us have seen Housewives portrayed on TV as these happy, ditsy women who had very few complaints towards there family and husbands. Women who really didn't stand up for themselves and just played along baking pies and taking care of the house. But the character Debra showed the viewing audience what most women are like when dealing with a household and a lazy no good husband. Debra had all the emotions that a lot of women have. She showed anger, jealousy, frustration, happiness and so on. Even all the nagging Debra did towards Ray was spot-on in comparison to real-life marriages. It was the same thing with the character Marie. A lot of people have dealt with that older mother, grandmother, or mother-in-law that wants to run everyone's life and tell people how they're way of doing life is right and everyone else is wrong. So yes the show was a comedy, but the writers did an excellent job of showing what people behave like in real life and not a fantasy TV world.

[@oiooi6460]

Debra was a naggy narcisstic manipulative bully

[@pyrpleflower7]

@@oiooi6460 She had to be, She was married to Ray and had Marie for a mother in law .

[@oiooi6460]

@@pyrpleflower7 i thought that too when I first watched but the more I watched the re runs the nore I realised that Marie was right about her.

[@cmahanandi6593]

@@oiooi6460 yeah,, the more and more I watch, I see Debra as nothing but shitty most of the times

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

@@oiooi6460 Marie may have been a bitch by putting her down all the time but i can't say my mum would be nice to my wife is she treated me the way Debra does Ray.

[@angieroberts672]

Wish they would come back one more time. We can only wish right !!?

[@noka4033]

Explain to me how an adult human doesn't expect their spouse to learn how to fold a shirt or change a diaper.

[@timramich]

Well, there are masculine roles and there are feminine roles. Shows like this, whilst humourous, and basically every other family show from the early '90 into the early 2000s portrayed men as being lazy childish fools who couldn't hold together a household and that only women were competent and martyrs doing literally all the work. The people who wrote those shows, their view of traditional roles is that men do nothing and women do everything. A very myopic view of the male role, because those soft types that wrote the stuff never actually worked a real trade a day in their life. And the women involved were pushing women in careers as being strong and motherhood as unimportant (something a male can and should do while a female is at work). And now 20 years later we see the American family totally dissolved into chaos. The push for extracurricular activities, because kids should go to college to major in something that doesn't have a job in the real world. FFS my sister's kids all work or have sports on holidays, except for the huge ones like Thanksgiving or Christmas. So not only is the family dinner not a thing anymore, they aren't even all there on almost all holidays. Because of how males are portrayed, we now have man babies playing video games, bouncing from low wage job to low wage job, because they're whiny, don't want to work 40 hours, and have no marketable skills.

[@cosmobane6995]

When you know that a mammoth and an interdimensional super-genius warlord are brothers.

[@brittanyc.4540]

Manny from 2002’s *Ice Age* and Krang from 2016’s *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows* - wow, isn’t that something! lol 😂🤣

[@brenstona3497]

🤣🤣 one of my favorite episode!

[@DavidJameson687]

These scenes are unlike Ray’s character. He is an exceptionally good liar, to the point that Debra and the rest of the family usually don’t catch him until later.

[@cityhawk]

She maybe tiny, but she could put the fear of god into anyone. Reminds me of my mother. Frightening.

[@barrygaynor1025]

What a great show.

[@Kha89478]

3:17 that is not completely true 😂

[@funkycoldm3dina]

@0:47 Even I flinched to the other side of the room and I am watching it on my laptop.

[@aronkelley8634]

Ray is the GOAT! 👊

[@michaelphilpott8860]

He fun of it all the time. Way to go Mom

[@Asifbashir41]

Love from Sweden 🇸🇪

[@vivianebeget]

funny show great actors and actress

[@pruray]

I would divorce ray so fast.

[@ego914]

I wouldn’t have even married him especially after I met Marie

[@pruray]

@@ego914 Jesus, you're right.

[@nancykane1178]

I would divorce Debra.

[@anneb889]

Debra lives an upper middle class life, and can afford three kids without working in New York……Ray has his faults, but he’s a good provider. Debra knows what she is doing.

[@indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927]

yeah I bet yo would.... 80% of divorces are caused by women and they get custody of the kids most of the time.

[@darkpisces8125]

I'm surprised she hasn't punched him in the face for every poor excuse he gave.

[@Harry-bn5mp]

Id give her a punch if she punched me

[@brianmobius7730]

Debra is not a crazy feminist.

[@sb4092]

@@Harry-bn5mp Are you like Ray? Then your a baby man who uses people and who also, apparently, hits women. If you are not like him: she wouldn’t punch you. Problem solved. Don’t emotionally abuse people, and people won’t hit you.

[@Harry-bn5mp]

@@sb4092 No. Don't hit people period. Doesn't matter what a person says or does. No excuse to hit anyone ever unless physically provoked or threatened.

[@brandonhaygood5286]

There is no way this marriage would survive in the real world.

[@felipepineda1585]

Of course not. These type of humans are now rare. Much thinner skin

[@susivarga7303]

A semi-lazy, ignorant, lying husband and a shrill, perpetually annoyed, nagging wife. You need something thicker than skin for that. @@felipepineda1585

[@mickdunne981]

Hi im new i have subbed and liked the video greetings from ireland love it cheers me up when i am down

[@BerishaFatian]

He's right, coughing is not choking. When you're choking you can't cough or gasp.

[@goldengirl5165]

Exactly! They'll tell you that in a CPR class too. You're not supposed to do the heimlich if they can still cough.

[@scottyuwainat3899]

Ray Romano is Hilarious

[@aronkelley8634]

You go Ray! 😆😆😆

[@RoseyRose20]

I don't why she'd take these excuses in the first place. "I'm not good at tucking." Well, you better learn how to get good at tucking cause you're doing

[@333peacher4]

you sucker argue with woman🤣

[@crg7011]

It’s a show. Chill

[@pinifernia]

Real story - in India one guy ran for election and got 6 votes when his family has 9 members. He was pissed because his own family didnt vote for him...

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Last one best

[@jeromerymer8510]

I love the movie everybody loves Raymond it's a funny movie it's great

[@sylviaajoy]

This clip is super old but this is a reply for those praising Ray for being a provider: it takes more than that to be a good husband and or father. That man did sh!t unless Debra begged and screamed. So no, she shouldn’t be grateful just because he’s ‘a good provider’. Debra has the option to provide - she’s smarter and more motivated than Ray, plus she has a degree and was established in her field before marriage. I’m not sure about when the kids got older, but taking care of 3 young children, cleaning, cooking and grocery shopping is much more work than a 9-5. Also, y’all forget that Debra had the potential to work, but every time she tried, Ray threw a fit. That’s my 2 cents:)

[@fuzzycat31]

I agree!

[@carolinagirl1967]

Being a homemaker is a tough job , but I’ve enjoyed it. But because of the economy, I’m having to work part time . I know Debra can be a hot tempered bully, but I understand her frustration. Ray is lazy and always has lame excuses.

[@Mskatz007]

Wow you realise how awful he is when you see this altogether

[@morbidlyobeserobocop3038]

I've always said that.

[@ShadowKing1993]

He taped football over their wedding video. He was the worst husband. Debra being a bitch in the show was justifiable

[@Peter-gi3re]

Yup, he sure seems like a useless p**#k. In real life she should have dumped his lazy ass 😂 I have a son in law like him. Only a matter of time until he gets his marching orders.

[@benstips1101]

DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tanmay6863]

Robert: hold onto something

[@rolandedrummer9723]

They need to show this to young couples. haha

[@Courtneybenson907]

Clicked on a random video and all I hear is Manny from Ice Age.

[@irvinmorales1409]

Raymond was the VA for Manny.

[@GregWatson-wb8yd]

Ray works! Who has time to shop??

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Raymond is a man child

[@333peacher4]

Who is not?

[@RedForeman301]

@@333peacher4 anyone who isn't a millenial

[@thebillsierraoscarclub]

Yeah it's like my dad he acts like a child 🙄

[@mairaoliveira9061]

Someone know from which episode is the first scene in the video?

[@DaniD540]

King

[@taracurry5816]

His real excuse for not doing the dishes is that he doesn't want to smell her cooking anymore.

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Ray can't wash a dish because of the curtains? That is a weak excuse

[@hermoinegranger5152]

The episode had more context in it! He had just made a remark about how ugly he thought the curtains were.

[@joewhitehead3]

Why was it so hard for Ray to fold a simple piece of clothing or make a stupid bed?

[@joewhitehead3]

Movie&TVShowPerson 20012002 It is when he didn’t actually need help

[@sb4092]

Weaponized incompetence

[@elizabethrosebell3773]

Because Marie was selfish and didn't want to share Ray thats why she treated him like a child because she know that a woman doesn't want to marry extreme mamas boy Robert was supposed to give her grandkids but he didn't so when Ray meet Deborah all Marie wanted was grandkids but once she had them it was time for Deborah to go I Have what I Want now she can leave because All Marie cared about was herself when push comes to shove yet she was great At being the victim and blaming everyone else for her problems Frank Robert Deborah Anyone else but her and Her precious little Raymond because in her Eyes her and Ray were perfect

[@joewhitehead3]

@@elizabethrosebell3773 I agree with all that, but that’s not what I was talking about here

[@JohnARosemeyer]

Don't forget that for twelve years of marriage Ray did not even know that women... He's like Seinfeld "...nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and hope for the best."

[@williammccormick2802]

The episode where Debra finds out Ray has been faking not being able to do things is legitimate grounds to divorce him.

[@iykeharrison9161]

If that's how you feel then perhaps marriage is not your thing.

[@cityhawk]

I’ve heard worse grounds for divorce.

[@crg7011]

@William McCormick. Not really but ok. Keep thinking that way

[@winterxx1555]

If that's all it takes for you, then you probably shouldn't be in a marriage.

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Frank know what he was doing

[@TahBeiCuzzy]

Watched this years ago... without kids. 2024 with kids its like looking at my own family 💀😭

[@StephanieGarcia-bn6nf]

He is the worst husband??? How did he get a wife and not his brother?

[@keathgraham2742]

His brother eventually gets a wife on the show.

[@MScorpioM]

@Tejas Motamarri extreme self confidence? Ray couldn't even ask Debra out properly on their first meeting. Gianni had to do it for him. Debra knew she was getting a mamma's boy. She should really be yelling at herself for picking him in the first place.

[@brennonguilbeau569]

@Sauron Merciful Yes. Watch "Let's Fix Robert" Funny!

[@kinndah2519]

@Tejas Motamarri His looks?! He looks like a frog.

[@angieroberts672]

I love watching them on u-tube..my favorite one : Angela ate the FLY.. MY NAME IS ANGELA .. ANTIOCH ANGIE

[@nancykane1178]

Does anyone know how to get in touch, (email) with TBS? I watched this show every day. In the morning, for many, many years. Then all of a sudden, it gets taken off the air. Really bummed out. Same way, with TVLand, "on demand". I don't know what's going on. Thanks, if anyone, can help. 😊

[@ADDrecords]

This would be a really sad show if they removed the laughing lol

[@bitwawesome1]

Wow .

[@kevinpinedafuenteswithspid98]

Ray voice like Manny from Ice Age

[@skeletor6287]

And that is because Ray Romano did voice manny

[@artistjoh]

Debra castigating Ray over housework is just like most couples. We all know THAT argument, we are all guilty. But I can never understand why, if I am to cook or clean or do laundry, why, oh why, does it have to be done at the time she would have done it? Why is "later" not acceptable? And since there are only about three things I can cook without major stress, does she expect me to cook something I don't know? Especially when it is something that when she cooks it, it is something I force down out of politeness and smile because I love her, but would never in a million years voluntarily prepare. But honestly... how do our wives get the bed so perfectly smooth? How do their folded clothes look so perfect? And why can she say "later" but I cannot? At least I am good at cleaning the toilet.

[@oiooi6460]

Does anyone else now watch and find Ray's obsession with sex, the way he plots and manipulates Debra into it and the way he talks of other women (ie Raybert, the women at Robert's apartment, the hot serving woman at the pizza place) all rather creepy and uncomfortable to watch?

[@DreamPinkClouds]

urg YES! When I first watched it, I liked the show. But now when I am older I am starting to realize how Ray is such a man-child and lazy and over all a shitty person lol.

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

@@DreamPinkClouds Agreed. A straight up Moma's Boy that would Whine over menial things. I couldn't stand him. Debra is a full grown woman living with an immature, selfish, Brat Kid in a man's body...

[@tg92277]

That's only because he's always being rejected. That plus his interest in sex seemed to be all about the physical sensations and not at all about real intimacy. The impression I always used to get (I know it's not real) is that Debra deliberately married a childish man she was barely attracted to so that she could use sex as a reward for good behaviour. Plus, putting on a maternal persona filled her gaping personality void. I agree, though, it's a very creepy way for a relationship to work.

[@arjunaryan9425]

Which show ?

[@sineadbradyfan2151]

Can anyone tell me the name of the episode featuring the clip from 4:03-4:55?

[@tenaciousprod9987]

sineadbradyfan Angry Sex - season 9 episode 3

[@stephaniearnold8196]

I wish they could do another series like this one, like a follow up

[@user-cc5wu3lh1n]

Where Ray and Debra become the unwanted parents to their children

[@nicidevine6670]

LMAO 🤣!!!…

[@WillowRose]

“Evil sex” 😂

[@dorothyeknox7805]

How could she marry a man that couldn't fold a shirt or make up a bed?

[@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star]

2:00 That would of been Funny to See.

[@daniellealeksieva9910]

🤣😂

[@brendanawesomeness]

Why do people like this get married in real life

[@animequeendrawer]

“HOLD ON to something…” Yep.~ That pretty much sums up Debra.~ But don’t think that means it wasn’t funny while doing it.~

[@LacoSinfonia]

D I A P E R S

[@nancykane1178]

When Debra was always late getting ready. She should start getting ready a lot earlier, so Raymond wouldn't have to wait. I always get ready, so I'm at least 10 minutes early. It can be done. Just like with the awards dinner. She could have done all she did earlier, so if she ran into problems, she would still be on time. It just infuriates me when people are late, and say there wasn't enough time to get ready.

[@Twinklez63]

😆🤣😂

[@michaelphilpott8860]

Maybe tomorrow. Really? Yeah