Razzies® Roast 2022 Turkeys

[@renepantoja3297]

The last time a Pinocchio movie was in the Razzies was back in 2002, when Roberto Benigni "earned" Worst Actor for his title role as the puppet.

[@dragonsblood23]

Don't forget the other Pinocchio movie with Pauly Shore!

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

I’ve got the whole world at the razzies to see!!

[@mati321]

There is no 365 Days sequels?

[@dominicfucinari1942]

I'm pretty confident they're still in the race, but they just weren't highlit in that collage.

[@Dim4323]

Morbius is not that bad, it has good ideas, This was Jay leto less charecter actor, also Matt smith is awesome

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

They better have a category for Worst Accent this year. Tom Banks should be nominated for "Elvis" and "Pinocchio", Sam Rockwell for "See How They Run", and Kevin Kline for "The Good House".

[@renepantoja3663]

They already did, in the Worst Combo category for 2020's Dolittle piece of shit: Robert Downey Jr. and his unconvincing Welsh accent

[@kaiokendo]

Sorry,but daddy de armas is the winner

[@seanchukwuezi3079]

Tom hanks was fantastic in elvis but he was terrible in pinocchio.

[@renepantoja3297]

I wonder if the next Razzie Redeemer Award nominees should be like: - Darren Aronofsky for The Whale - Etan Cohen for The Bad Guys - Ryan Coogler for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - Whoopi Goldberg for My Father's Dragon - Salma Hayek for Puss in Boots: The Last Wish - Kevin Kline for The Bob's Burgers Movie - Robert Pattinson for The Batman - Keanu Reeves for DC League of Super-Pets & The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run - Adam Sandler for Hustle - Charlize Theron for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - Jean-Claude Van Damme for Minions: The Rise of Gru P.S. The Razzie Redeemer Award category was absent in 2021, due to 2020 being our annus horribilis (no movie theaters, no going out without masks, COVID-19 restrictions), but later came back in 2022. I'm so glad I decided not to include Top 40 hits from the 2020s at two of my Billboard Top 40 playlists (one Black and one all woman, restricting these two to 1970s to 2010s, due to my major interest in Casey Kasem's AT40)).

[@robertoromeromunoz1281]

Ryan Coogler was nominated to a Razzie? What movie he did to be nominated?

[@renepantoja3663]

@@robertoromeromunoz1281 Space Jam: A New Legacy, as producer.

[@dhritidutta6231]

Robert Pattinson redeemed himself way before Batman. So he shouldn't be included.

[@renepantoja3297]

I'm glad Guillermo del Toro's version wasn't in it. Believe me, Guillermo del Toro's version of Pinocchio was much more well-received than Robert Zemeckis's. Tom Hanks should be nominated for his Worst Actor Razzie-worthy performance as Geppetto in Robert Zemeckis' version of Pinocchio, as well as Zach Braff for Gail Lerner's Cheaper by the Dozen as Paul Baker, Mark Wahlberg for Father Stu, Me Time, and Uncharted as the title prisoner-turnt-priest, Huck Dembo, and Victor Sullivan (respectively), Brenda Song for the infamous Love Accidentally as Alexa, Sylvester Stallone for Samaritan as the title superhero washup, Ben Platt for The People We Hate at the Wedding as Paul (I blame Ben Brat for his role reprisal as Evan Hansen last fall), Anna Akana for The Blade of the 47 Ronin as Luna, Jared Leto for Morbius as the title antihero (I believe Adult Swim was right about "Say No to Morbius"), Tyler Perry for A Madea Homecoming as Mabel "Madea" Simmons (seriously, hasn't Tyler Perry done enough damage to his career as Madea?), Timothy V. Murphy for American Siege as Charles Rutledge, Kevin Hart for Me Time as Sonny, Halle Berry for Moonfall as Jocinda "Jo" Fowler, Amy Adams for Disenchanted as Giselle, Simon Pegg for Luck as the unlucky black cat Bob, Snoop Dogg for Good Mourning as The Joint, and Keith David for The Prank and Unplugging as Principal Henderson and T-Bone (respectively). Then everybody should be outraged when the next Razzies came before the Oscars on ABC, which should make everybody feel calm.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

These are the 30 films I'm hoping get more consideration for the RAZZIES which haven't been mentioned in that collage, by order of release date: -The 355 -Shattered (Luis Prieto's version) -The Tiger Rising -Redeeming Love -The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild -Home Team (Charles and Daniel Kinnane's version) -Texas Chainsaw Massacre '022 -Big Gold Brick -Asking For It (Eamon O'Rourke's version) -Measure of Revenge -9 Bullets -Unplugging -365 Dni: Ten Dzien / 365 Days: This Day -Marmaduke, the remake -The Last Victim -Private Property, the remake -Senior Year (Alex Hardcastle's version) -The Lost Girls (Livia de Paolis' version) -The Man From Toronto -Persuasion '022 -Mack & Rita -Koeljne 365 Dni / The Next 365 Days -The Invitation (Jessica M Thompson's version) -Gigi & Nate -After Ever Happy -Jeepers Creepers Reborn -Bromates -The School For Good and Evil -Prey For the Devil -The People We Hate at the Wedding

[@vtrbc]

Ana de Armas did such an amazing and difficult job in Blonde, she doesn't deserve a Worst Actress nomination!

[@renepantoja3663]

Machine Gun Kelly shouldn't have dissed Eminem in the first place. Now Eminem has dissed HIM back two times in 2018. So, give MGK Razzie nominations for Worst Actor, Worst Director (shared with Mod Sun), and Worst Screen Combo (shared with either Becky G, Mod Sun, or Snoop Dogg) nominations for his movie Good Mourning.

[@charlesc.fuentes1033]

Bubble? I never saw an anime movie being nominated to the Razzies since those Pokemon movies from the 2000s

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

Maybe they’re referring to the Netflix Judd Apatow comedy that got murdered by critics and audiences

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@giuseppeianniello1998 That's the one.

[@truthhopelove]

No, that's the Stinkers Bad Movie awards you're thinking of. Pokemon was never Razzie nominated.

[@아이언맨-y9f]

이모티 더 무비가 올해 최악의 영화로 받은적이 있습니다

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

The Live Action Monster High Movie came also this Fall out.

[@thecinematicmind]

I’m willing to bet they won’t have the guts to nominate Disney’s Pinocchio given Disney. Though what the hell were they thinking giving Hunchback a nomination?!

[@dominicfucinari1942]

Which one? There'll be two versions of Pinocchio out before this Christmas.

[@Jaheartsjonas]

@@dominicfucinari1942 in the comment he literally wrote "Disney's Pinocchio" 🙄

[@renepantoja3297]

Hunchback of Notre Dame was nominated for Worst Written Film Grossing Over $100 Million in 1997, due to its being as one of Disney's darkest efforts. Twister took the cake. But still, Hunchback of Notre Dame is a great Oscar-nominated movie, despite being the only Walt Disney Animation Studios film to be nominated for a Razzie due to its plot being way too dark. Darkest. Movie. Ever. 😱

[@renepantoja3297]

@@dominicfucinari1942 Robert Zemeckis' version was ill-received, Guillermo del Toro's was more acclaimed.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@renepantoja3297 I knew that. What I don't know is which one has closer ties to Disney, thus which one The Cinematic Mind was thinking of. Zemeckis' version is a shoo-in for the Bottom 40 Films of '022 in March, while Del Toro's is in the race for the Top 40, audience opinions and competition permitting.

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Oh and give Pixar’s lightyear a Razzie nomination.

[@HeyLookPropane]

I don't think it's horrible enough for a Razzie but it was pretty bland and boring.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@HeyLookPropane I thought it was alright but it's not good enough to stand out among the best of the year. I doubt De San Antonio has seen The Ice Age Adventures Of Buck Wild for one comparison.

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

@@dominicfucinari1942 I’ve seen a little and I have to turn it off, so yeah Cuck Wild also needs a razzie treatment the animation was bullshit/rushed it has the worst voice cast replacements ever, and all I wish is that the franchise must go extinct just like the Jurassic Saga/Jurassic Park/Jurassic World Franchise.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

@@yosoyringodesanantonio8405 Will you feel any particular way when I name both Jurassic World Dominion and Adventures Of Buck Wild (it's not a matter of "if".) to the Bottom 40 Films of 022?

[@serenalucy1111]

What about The 355 and the 365 Days sequels?

[@uprightape100]

OK......gotta go stream some bad, BAD, movies.

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Ice Age Buckwild has to win the Razzie and you have to call it “Worst animated feature” win. Update: how come buck Wild got a 19% on rotten tomatoes instead of a 0% on rotten tomatoes? It’s so f*cking terrible!!! And it screams razzie winning animated movie!!!!

[@Little1Cave]

I think they put the wrong Bubble movie in the collage. Lol The one that’s being considered is the one by Judd Apatow, not the anime film on Netflix. Lol

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

#MorbiusSweep and win 1Morbillion Razzies!!!!!!!

[@emanuelvasquez3380]

please put lightyear in this

[@Geek_Gol]

Jurassic Worst Dominion Terrible movie

[@thecinematicmind]

and worse of all, absolutely boring.

[@dominicfucinari1942]

The Jurassic franchise *finally* has an installment worthy of the RAZZIEs after all these decades. The Lost World from 997 and Fallen Kingdom were merely average.

[@renepantoja3297]

Jurassic World Dominion. Yeah, that movie is crass, right?

[@leoperegrino]

Blonde for the win in all categories

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Robert Zemeckis for “Worst Director”!!!!!!!!

[@littletimmythefifth29]

Here at 919 views.

[@rdyrdyp]

Tom Hanks for Elvis is a shoo-in for worst actor

[@mrmelame]

If you do as the same as lastets yeras (nominate mostley limited distributed films that no one saw) i Will sue you.

[@sheamusneff8566]

Hope buck wild doesn’t get nominated

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Me too! Because this movie IS the TRUE Winner!! Buck Wild is an Absolute Dumpster Fire!!! It’s a Disaster from Start to Finish!!!

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Marmaduke Reboot (2022) has to be part of the razzies too!!!!! 0% on Rotten Tomatoes (it’s that real and it’s that terrible) and it f*cking shows!!!!!!!!! It’s painful, its dumb, its a dumpster fire, it’s insulting, and it just hurts!!!!!!

[@doctor-arne2820]

Liam Neeson in terrible movies last years

[@yosoyringodesanantonio8405]

Disney strange world has to be nominated for a Razzie Award for the first time please Because Disney has Barely gotten a Razzie nomination for their bad animated movies.

[@Dim4323]

Also i like jurassic world 3, its a step up from the original. And titanic 666....can People stop that its insulating

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

Blonde doesn’t belong here! 😂

[@HeyLookPropane]

The directing was pretty solid but my god, it was so god damn boring. You're right thou, doesn't belong here. But I really didn't like it.

[@jibrilleo]

After Dominik's verbal diarrhea and the hate for the film, you can bet it will be nominated.

[@a7000zo]

@@jibrilleo it probably will, but still, I don't think it deserves it. There's some issues with taste regarding the portrayal of its more sensitive themes, and the screenplay could be criticized for opting to go the fantasy route over being a more grounded, informative tribute to Marilyn Monroe, but there's a lot of technical prowess and masterful directing/performances on display. I think over time people will cool down on their anger and hopefully at least respect the filmmaking, if not the perspective.

[@jerrberryd4961]

Are you kidding me blonde definitely belongs on here from that pervert Director. In fantasy world.