Re: Batman Beatdown on the Vegas Strip

[@batfink5249]

I have a hard time believing that a resourceful mafia hit man, get away driver, boxing champion contender, formal military school trained individual would end working with no hourly wage in a costume on a public sidewalk. Is it more likely that none of those accolades are true?

[@ByEyeToolandDie]

didnt know Jay Leno had a side job

[@MobHeataEnt]

Josiah Marton lol you're crazy

[@Blazen747]

😂

[@AlaKazaam]

he's clearly delusional

[@Aerion8841]

1:10 This Batman hella goofy 1:24(0:20 2:14 nO caPeS, nO cOpS, aNd Noo ExCusEs.)

[@TheOneWhoObserve]

when i watched the "batman beatdown" video my sides always hurt from laughing so i watched the video over and over again it bring me great joy and entertainment. Then i discover the video "confessions of a superhero" i was touched about the story of those 4 people as a matter of fact i kinda feel bad about laughing at the "Batman Beatdown" video while it still making my sides hurt becoz i cant stop laughing but after watching HFN and other video and from batmax himself i can't believe he lied.

[@batfink5249]

Degree in Criminal Justice eh? Ill have a number 6 with fries...and make sure theres no tomato.

[@opustrek1]

batman wants to get his ass beat again

[@morganhoward5702]

The best part of this all is how Polo boy got arrested after the fight. That's society working the way it should

[@TheHoward3m]

+mike londen naw man he went to jail. That's where he belongs

[@TheHoward3m]

+mike londen naw man he went to jail. That's where he belongs

[@MrFerang74]

TheHoward3m he did not go to jail! Where did you see that?

[@saucytony9658]

nope they let me go and asked if i wanted to press changes on batman

[@MrFerang74]

Saucy Tony U should've press charges.

[@dasu-beida]

Lmao this video is still funny! No CaPeS, nO cOpS, No ExCuSeSsSs.

[@midwestpartyfest4005]

This guy is on an episode of jail las vegas. Lmao

[@javiermandujano35]

Honestly what the heck is wrong with the comment section

[@ordinarygeek1893]

Batman looks like George Clooney!!!

[@themadproducer6790]

he did. at first I was like..IS THAT CLOONEY?

[@koreancanuck]

On the film ‘Confessions of a Superhero’, we find out he was George Clooney’s stand in for ER .

[@LoboLocoX]

This guy was on: "Jail: Las Vegas Season 4, Episode 5" available here on youtube, he's been arrested several times for fighting with Chewbacca

[@JokerXDHaHaHa]

He was slapping at the guy. Batman fights like a girl!

[@andymaynard8397]

But just remember, Max never threatens people.

[@dragodrago7370]

Is this the same dude on the show jail las vegas edition lol

[@Miguel-jn5bi]

Did anybody else get a Batman commercial before this video?

[@batfink5249]

I know it's confusing that Max refers to MajorJJ as a friend even after he tells us his embarrassing secrets but the Major is a man of integrity...he did serve a distinguished career in the armed forces after all.

[@batfink5249]

Merry Christmas Max (MajorJJ)! May you live forever.

[@batfink5249]

To all HFN members and affiliates, an old friend of ours, HFX, has given me access to an unfinished, abandoned, "Lies Exposed" project. It needs just a little cleaning up and some extra TLC before I post it. Now our old pal HFX will remain silent on the subject but rest assured that he supports his work being put out...shall we say...less than it was intended to be. For those of you unfamiliar with his work, there will be links in the description that will take you to his other Maxwell vids.

[@andymaynard8397]

Great new video HFX. Keep em comin. I like the first part where you have a back and forth with Max. LOL.

[@batfink5249]

I wish there was a "reply to feature" on the phone app. Looks like I'll have to wait till I get home to give Max a piece of my mind.

[@mattogens5977]

The thing about it is that I tried to help max get acting work. I tried helping him with his career, help him a get something together in terms of his show business ventures. I threw the guy a bone, if you will. Tried to lend this guy a hand, and all he did in return was threaten to kill me via email. Leave strange voicemails on my phone. At some point you realize this individual is just not well. I'm sad to see "maxwell's" career fall to pieces. But come on, I doubt there is any talent there

[@andymaynard8397]

For the record - I was there on right in front of MGM. I walked all the way around MGM looking for you. You knew I was going to be there and you never showed. I also posted messages and PM’ed you to come meet me on the strip and you never responded and avoided me because you’re scared.

[@LVMANOFSTEEL]

I LOVE THAT THERES PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD IT REMINDS ME TO STAND UP TO BULLIES AND CORRUPTED MINDS OF HATE ANGER AND JEALOUSY I WILL NEVER GO AWAY.IM STONGER SMARTER AND HAVE A BIGGER HEART TO DEFEND AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE YOU.DONT BE JEALOUS THAT IM STRONGER THAN YOU BECAUSE HOW I GREW UP.YOU WILL NEVER HAVE POWER OVER ME.

[@batfink5249]

I'm so glad you're back Maxwell. For a minute there I though you had achieved some self-actualization and we were gonna lose our favorite entertainer. Silly me! By the way, why are you all of a sudden going "batmax" on LVdoorhinge? Trouble in paradise? I'm looking forward to your video where you swear all this off and vow to never come back...I'm also looking forward to when you come back AFTER that.

[@batfink5249]

You've said before Maxwell that MajorJJ went in as an officer. Then you said he was drafted as an officer...

[@hartgerald4117]

if this is the bat man who does appearances at children's hospital I am sure he had better things to do. Please grow up. And he passed away at or around 2016. RIP big guy.

[@batfink5249]

Sorry my comments come in waves Maxwell. Ive been busy the last couple months and I know you've felt neglected. Please please please keep making videos Maxwell. My new HFX videos will be a guaranteed hit this summer as long as you keep feeding me material. On a lighter note I just wanted to share an opinion with you. I know we kid around a lot on here but I wanted to just say something to you sincerely from one man to another. You should be glad you never attempted to join a branch of service

[@batfink5249]

HFX video is posted as a video response on the original HFN stomping grounds. I call it a stomping ground because its where we stomped Maxwell's spirit into submission. So much so that he fears to tread there now a days. It can also be seen by going to my channel. It is called "Lies Exposed: The lost episode". Links in the description to the other lies exposed videos too. Make sure to thumbs up so we can spread the good word of truth against Maxwell's lies.

[@batfink5249]

Seriously though Maxwell, what's the deal with LVsyringeuser and your's "reality show"? I was looking forward to seeing it. Is it in post production? Will it be on MTV or ABC? Perhaps Comedy Central? Keep is posted!!

[@batfink5249]

@mike londen good point. Maybe Maxwell's spirit animal is the humming bird. After re watching the polo boy fight, a humming bird seems appropriate. Lots of flapping of his arms and a really fragile body.

[@batfink5249]

Maxwell's cost benefit ratio has to tilt in the way of cost before he'll take a look at where his life is headed. Seeing as how he has been arrested multiple times before, I doubt this recent episode will change anything. Some people's threshold for for suffering and embarrassment are higher than others.

[@yittmashups]

UFC 249: No Capes, No Cops .. Llllllllllllllllet's get rrrready to stummmmmmmmbbbbbbbllllllllllle!

[@andymaynard8397]

It's only 3p in LA. He said he would be there at 7p. Meet him there Artie. I can't wait to see this on video!

[@PHARRAOH]

is that jay leno with a bat man mask

[@batfink5249]

Best part was at the end when he congratulated the "winners" AAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA!

[@andymaynard8397]

Yeah. I was confused why you were not at the coke bottle too but assumed I missed something. What a couple of chuckle heads. Hahahahahh

[@batfink5249]

Between Max's recent beleaguered appearance and his recent desperation because of HFX's video, it's no wonder he has now escalated to needing weapons. The walls are closing in and Max is terrified of having to prove he's tough.

[@andymaynard8397]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome!! I love the trailer!!!!! You know its good when batfuck can't help himself from leaving an endorsement! I think you should do a new doc on the phenomon of batfuck! Plenty of material out there. Maybe a whole biopic of the making of a psychopath! Childhood to present.

[@batfink5249]

Hey MajorJJ, what's your spirit animal? It's an echidna isn't it?! Did Maxwell ever go on a spirit quest with you in your sweat lodge?

[@batfink5249]

Looks like Max is back home raging in KZbin rather than being out on the strip where he might get hurt.

[@batfink5249]

I too make sure to read the ones marked spam and click the not spam button with Max in mind every time.

[@batfink5249]

I just answered your question the other day Max. You didn't like what I had to say. Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

[@batfink5249]

Oh he's been back with a vengeance lately. He's not tired of it yet are ya Maxi? Still waiting Max!

[@andymaynard8397]

Great video HFX.

[@batfink5249]

I love it when people tell me all about how they "almost" joined.

[@batfink5249]

Aww! When is Max gonna post the video of him running to let LVcloudofdust fight his battle for him?

[@andymaynard8397]

Yeah. Think about it. There's an old man in a batman costume running around talking to homeless people on the street and dancing over a rock in front of a camera. Then mugging with a 14 year old skinny little boy who thinks he looks like Wolverine. And this guy thinks he's a badass. It's so surreal.

[@andymaynard8397]

You can't poke cooked spaghetti through a pinhole.

[@TheOneWhoObserve]

when will this fight happen(did you change it somehow i read it was may 3 then it became 7 so i was confused)? do you upload it after the fight? or after you got home? coz i see you train really hard at the video you post i don't mean to be a smarty pants but it's not just muscles needed because if your opponent can fight (that muscles wont be alot of help) skills like boxing or some sort is also needed i don't mean to be rude sorry.

[@batfink5249]

Totally got 4th in Sectionals as a younger man and missed state!! I was so bummed!!! Did you play sports in high school Maxi my boy?

[@perrycaravello8972]

Saw your video artie that was great! I can't wait for Delusion3! I saw that you used my windy city heat promotional picture! I couldn't get back to you in time though. My fedora look was pioneered even before Windy City Heat. Love the video though great work! Also, fuck max!

[@andymaynard8397]

Max just posted an 80's montage of himself getting ready. Fucking priceless. He's all greasy and shriveled up. Looks like he's gonna die any second.

[@batfink5249]

Artie! I loved your spot on the Adam Carolla Show! I saw it live but when I went back to listen to the pod cast they fuckin cut out that whole 20 min set you did on Maxwell "Batman" Allen! That sucks it got left on the cutting room floor man! But it was hilarious none the less!!!

[@andymaynard8397]

Takes a long time to drive two guys on a scooter from Vegas to la

[@batfink5249]

Am I telling the truth Max? Did you flinch as you walked into the range?

[@batfink5249]

you didn't answer my question though Sony. What was your initial reaction when you saw it?

[@perrycaravello8972]

Hi, I'm majorjj. I just decided to show up and talk now after a long hiatus of toiling away in the back of max's mind. In the hollowed out, empty zone where the brain used to reside.

[@chucknchar]

Don't call him out Batman, that guy was beating your ass

[@andymaynard8397]

Max has to forgive superman because he's scared of him. He doesn't want to have to fight him.

[@batfink5249]

...still waiting Max! I sure hope you "get back to me" like you said you would.

[@batfink5249]

Remember when Max admitted to Cosmickidney (me) that he was a dirty liar in his documentaries? He said that he was lying because of Superman Chris even though his lies were in no way shape or form related to Chris. The part you guys didn't see because I didnt want to blow my cover, was the private messages he was sending me thanking me for his support and asking me out on a date! Seriously he was saying all kinds of weird shit like "I GIVE the BEST rusty TROMBONES eveR" then he called me a clown

[@batfink5249]

Jeez, "Ass Master" is saying he's going to make more videos?! So much for his 17th goodbye. By the way Mrbeefsalad, welcome back!

[@batfink5249]

A friend of mine had his picture taken with the Mario Brothers and he said they said Max is a joke with all the other street beggars. I believe the Mario Brothers.

[@batfink5249]

When's "Max lies all day long III" coming out HFX?

[@batfink5249]

Max continually makes it about fighting. I've made it clear to Max that that is something I do not wish to do. He has then ridiculed me for it and insinuated that because I won't come and attack him, I should not be allowed to have an opinion about a documentary. I am in no way claiming to be the proverbial "good guy" here. But are you denying that Max indeed is the proverbial "bad guy"? I originally took Max's side against the HFN but like you, I understood I was wrong in doing so.

[@batfink5249]

Has your mantra always been "dead men cant hurt me" because your afraid of Gino coming back from the grave to finish the job? DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU GIIIIIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@andymaynard8397]

Did someone say something? I didn't hear anything. Did you? Whatever happened to LVKidToucher? Didn't he used to post on here?

[@emiliomarbanjr]

wtf is up with all these comments about "Max"

[@batfink5249]

Not only did Maxwell admit to having called the police before he got there, but then he doesn't even show! My buddy is friends with the Mario Brothers and they told him everyone was laughing at the idea that Max was coming all the way back to California just to fight some people who don't like him from KZbin! Hahaha! Maxwell you truly are a card my friend.

[@batfink5249]

for about six months? your account profile says your account was created on may 17th....odd

[@batfink5249]

I would like to call attention to the fact that when Max is gone, MajorJJ comments left and right. But when Max returns the good Major disappears. This has happened every single time Max cycles in and out. Look back over comments from the past. It's a part of Max's pathetic attempts at taking power back from those he surrenders it to on a daily basis.

[@majorjjraven2519]

Hey guys - Really sorry I haven't been around for a while and sorry I couldn't make it Hollywood. What happened????

[@batfink5249]

I don't know Tc...did you see Max's sweet high block skills in that same scene? Clearly the expert skills of a trained black powder rifle smuggling, submarine faring, anti explosives explosives expert, military trained, bad ass! Don't you think? Yea, me neither.

[@batfink5249]

where is ol Maxwell posting now a days? what vids does he leave his slime on?

[@batfink5249]

Is it more just laziness? I remember watching COSH and thinking "that batman guy is nuts". I had no idea that years later I would be corresponding with him, delving into his world of inferred violence and outrageous claims. What a strange experience you've been Max. I hope you never get tired of putting on a show. Unbelievable that you are a real person.

[@batfink5249]

Seriously though Sony (is that pronounced like the PS3 Sony...because Major JJ spells JOHN wrong too) what did you think of the end of my vid about Maxwell's mental illness? Maxwell says he would carve it off my chest. What did you think when you saw it?

[@batfink5249]

Max you are an amazing example of when the mind begins to degrade beyond having the ability to recognize degradation is takin place. This is such a slippery slope for you. You will never escape it. If it wasn't us it would e something else. It must suck being you Max.

[@batfink5249]

A friend of mine met the Mario Brothers in Vegas and they told him some weird story about how Max got invited to birthday party he thought was for a friend of a friend. So he goes out and buys a really nice box set of Beakmans World on blu ray for the would be birthday boy. So when he shows up to the address it turns out it was a bunch of haters who wanted to teach Buttmax a lesson. They threw water balloons at him and ruined his best suit and when he was crying in his car 20 mins later...

[@TGKChief.Infinity]

Remind me to never meet the Vegas Mario brothers, I’ll stick to the Brooklyn ones

[@mattogens3485]

what contract did i force you to sign? How did that contract "control you?" You signed a standard contract. I in no way tried to "control your entire life" as you claimed. If you have evidence, present it. Don;t make outrages claims about the contract. What did I do that was so awful in that control?

[@andymaynard8397]

LVLOSER- if your dad did two tours in viet nam he must cry himself to sleep every night about how you turned out.

[@andymaynard8397]

Talk about the balls Brett! The balls! It's close to Halloween ! We need a good horror story!

[@batfink5249]

running around? he laid out Maxwell Allen 2 years ago. its odd how you've gathered so much about a man, who acted in self defense, from a 2 minute glimpse of his reaction to a threat.

[@batfink5249]

Andy makes a good point Max. You said you've been there all day. Why would you need to ask other beggars what's been happening?

[@andymaynard8397]

Yup. the video was genius. Great editing. well done.

[@batfink5249]

Tell me then "Major", what is the program used to move enlisted to officer?

[@batfink5249]

I check this on my phone so much that I don't get to see if Shitmax left me any PMs. I sure hope he hasn't forgotten about one of his biggest hate fans...because I haven't forgotten about him!!!!

[@batfink5249]

You ever notice in COSH how Max flinches when he hears the first round go off as he's walking into the range wearing that bad ass batman shirt like an adult should be wearing? I think a man who's heard weapons going off all around him without hearing protection as he's slaughtering his fiancee's killers wouldn't flinch at a gun range with hearing protection on...if only COSH had a guy like THAT in it...HE wouldn't have flinched. They probably put that flinch in in post huh Max?

[@batfink5249]

"Sony" have i ever threatened Maxwell? what is there to show up for if I dont wish to fight him?

[@batfink5249]

would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

[@batfink5249]

Nope. I seem to remember someone talking about wanting to serve his country but getting hurt playing middle school basketball. Oh well, Im sure who ever that was would have made a fine contribution to what ever unit was unfortunate enough to get him.

[@andymaynard8397]

5'9. 180. How much do you weight Max? I didn't think so.

[@batfink5249]

Max is married to Scruffy from Futurama? He must be so disappointed in you Max.

[@LVMANOFSTEEL]

i love how you guys have a life

[@batfink5249]

I sure am glad LVrubixcube gave up on fighting Max's battles for him.

[@andymaynard8397]

Max heard about the news about lance Armstrong and manti teo and he doesn't understand what the big deal is

[@batfink5249]

And whatever happened to LVcrumsnatcher? Did he retreat with Max?

[@sonydiego6782]

and that is why max never showed. you know after 8 times of standing alone i would of never showed up either.

[@batfink5249]

I guess "fucked it up on purpose" is a euphemism for "got caught lying"