RE: Brand - Episode 7 - Wanky Wanky

[@estebanrey]

I liked the bit where he was on Class A drugs...... 0:00-23:53

[@dr.wholock8330]

👏👏😂😂😂😂

[@etherspin]

estebanrey the 14 minute mark did somewhat punctuate it

[@EneMye]

+estebanrey His pupils are a completely normal size. So you must have no idea what you are talking about. Bit confusing though. I thought he was a junky around this time

[@estebanrey]

EneMye Are you under the impression that pupil size is an accurate measurement of whether some is on drugs or not?

[@EneMye]

Yeah when you take opiates your pupils are like pin pricks. Did you not know?

[@captainjay1034]

More I learn and see of russell brand I am in wonder what a speciel soul he is. Such a open and honest human. Russell keep doing what you do and dont let anyone bring you down!!!!

[@sayed3297]

Captain zib do you think Russell Brand is going to comment on your comment fucking relax you Sado

[@lumpfish99]

lool....changed your mind yet?

[@jennifernorcott7464]

​@@lumpfish99 based on anonymous unproven allegations... I really hope not.

[@alfsmith4936]

@@jennifernorcott7464 He's still not sued anyone over it...

[@---df5sr]

Wanking dirty men in toilets for fame… yes such a gentle soul 😂

[@ethanjohnson9521]

Seen a lot of Russell s stuff but this is a new madness !! ha ha.

[@DarthMadV]

i'm here from reading his book... lmao

[@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201]

same

[@MiguelRockstarGarza]

I wish they did the prositute one. I want to see that episode he mentions in the book that they didn’t air.

[@MatthewNash92]

I was looking for that episode too, it dosent seem to be anywhere online does it ? or listed on wikipedia. They must not have released it ??

[@MatthewNash92]

really , in booky wook ? i dont remember reading that

[@ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL]

His bookywook ?

[@victoriarichards9614]

I don't think it is because he is crazy or that this behavior is strictly a byproduct of drug use. He is trying to re-brand the social norms by placing himself in these situations first hand to see how he feels, reflect upon it, and then deciding for himself how he should feel and behave instead of just taking society's word for it. I think he is more brave and loving than I am, or anyone I have met for that matter. He is trying to show us that the reason we fear what society tells us to fear, is not because what we fear is implicitly dangerous, but because we have been told that bad things will happen if we do these things.

[@weefeatures]

I think he was just coked off his nut

[@sjelos]

my thoughts exactly, my friend! this behaviour is not a byproduct, it is merely enhanced by drug use and innate craziness :D Also yes, he has such a warm, loving heart. I'm really glad he got out of it all, a childlike, free soul like him would be a terrible thing to lose.

[@Chriswallace0405]

If you listen to the radio shows he does with Karl Pilkington after he's clean he says "I once manually stimulated a man in a toilet to see if he was completely straight" not those exact words but along those lines

[@rayna3244]

Re-brand, I see what you did there👉

[@betsybabf748]

Nice attempt to psychologically analyze, but he has said he was a mess, spinning out of control on heroin, sex addiction and self-loathing. Now he has found himself, peace and sobriety, he is a happily married father, impressing the world with his intelligence, critical thinking and knowledge and curiosity of world events, respected as a media source. He found self worth and the sanity and contentment within himself and then thrived.

[@consolechips]

Watching this after his recent allegations by four anonymous women, it really gives us some context about what he was like back then… but let’s be honest it’s hard to be deceived by a guy like this, he isn’t exactly hidden in plain site

[@forthrightgambitia1032]

3:37 I mean he straight up says it 😂

[@JaneDoe-bo9tz]

He has multiple facades

[@charliekane135]

@@JaneDoe-bo9tz everyone on the planet has 'multi facades' otherwise you'd be a one dimensional drip 😆 One adapts oneself slightly to any given situation or company we find ourselves in.

[@melodyvalentine8779]

I'm not saying he's innocent or guilty. I believe in due process, for everyone, because it protects innocent people aswell as the guilty. However, this is literally what hiding in plain sight means. He's so openly sexual and mad that people assume there's nothing he's hiding. That's not necessarily true. It's a well known tactic of predators so that when people do say something they can say "well everyone knows everything about me" same as people saying he had women throwing themselves at him so he had no reason to assault anyone. Also not true, it's not about sex, it's about power and not taking no for an answer. His whole truther persona, going against the establishment and being a conspiracy theorist could also have been a preemptive move for when the things he did in the past inevitably caught up with him. I don't know if the allegations are true or not, but I do know a couple of comedians who say they've known about him for years. The reasons people are coming up with for him not possibly being guilty, as above, are silly but he definitely shouldn't be assumed guilty already. I do feel bad for him even if he did do it, he probably really regrets it now and has worked really hard to change his life and become a different person but if he did do those things he should maybe have reached out and apologised to the women and could even have prevented this by paying them compensation.

[@alfsmith4936]

@@melodyvalentine8779 It was the same with Jimmy Sav. Everyone suspected it but he played the part of someone like that, to the point it was obviously an act but it wasn't..

[@gabbogaffe1477]

he's so full of energy at this age. he still is now, but this energy seems to be a lot more volatile and child-like. I'm sure it didn't do much for him in a lot of situations, but it sure does make for lovely tv

[@shutupyouplank]

He was under the drugbrella, mate. Can't do him for it!

[@carlytv1]

he's only like a 20% more crazier on drugs

[@NIRVANAmat]

haha thats actually pretty spot on

[@vermilliongecko]

You can say 'more crazy' or 'crazier', but you can't say 'more crazier'; that's shit grammar.

[@I2ezident]

10% tops!

[@danburnham2162]

I wander what "research by matt" actually consisted of...

[@joeb2487]

Ol' Matty Morgs playing with people's dinkles

[@tomdarrington]

Pushing the intensity a bit in this episode. Although he is genuinely shitting his pants in the pub even with the copious amounts of drugs in his system.

[@kieranmitchelle7948]

only russell brand would toss of a bloke for a laugh

[@forthrightgambitia1032]

"Russell, that is so you! I always knew you'd end up doing something like that."

[@darrenstopper1806]

“Why didn’t u tell me about the wankin bit”

[@Oseanyboy]

Being sober is awesome!

[@gojeta1982]

Thank god I'm teetotal. Boring but sane.

[@scruffy6911]

The way he went up to him for aftercare

[@---df5sr]

The revolution has begun 😂

[@MinnoqWV]

Oh god it's so funny. That's the damnedest thing - it should be horrific, but Russell is so intrinsically an entertainer it's just unfailing funny. Of course, it's probably 100x funnier knowing the podcasts and radio shows of 2006 - present, without that, you've barely scratched the surface of Matt Morgan and Russell Brand. But when you know every anecdote and every retelling of every story... It's such a rich and fulfilling friendship. Godbless Russell and Matt, and Gee and Trevor, and every other significant player in this great web. Russell and the team have aged so well, and are still cutting-edge comedy for me today, where many of their contemporaries have fallen behind... Shame about ol' Trev, mind you his stand-up act is still fucking dynamite, if you miss him just go and watch him play, I promise he'll be in your city soon because he tours like a beast, so go and watch him... I've had the privilege of meeting him a couple of times now, and whilst he's not the clown they portrayed him as, he's still every bit as funny as he was back then. I just love this show. Any other fans out there feeling me? I think Russell has been the single biggest influence on my sense of humor since I was about 16. I love seeing his clumsy grasp on politics in these old shows - whilst he still has his sticking points that bother me, today the Trews or Under The Skin, or just his conversations with Paul McKenna or other interesting guests on The Russell Brand Show are really healing, exciting, invigorating spiritually-driven approaches to life that are so revitalizing (If a little bit dream-spangled). Anyway fuck it I have to go now, but I love you all

[@schrutebuck88]

Well said mate, spot on

[@uv77mc85]

Brand is a freak. He would do anything for fame including this sick shit. He was pushed to the top by certain high position people in the BBC and Ch4 and now they should also pay the price for this idiot.

[@melodyvalentine8779]

Everyone is asking what the song is at 13 mins, I don't know but I'm gonna look it up coz it very much reminds me of the beginning of Screech's Tale by Ren. The melody is very, very similar to the part where he sings "our story it starts, right at the end, of the tale of poor Jenny, clocked out like Big Ben" I wouldn't be surprised if it inspired Ren. Imagine if he'd been watching this and heard it 😅 unlikely but it's a funny thought.

[@eltonjohn5192]

Song around the 20 minute mark? Sounds like BJM but soundhound has failed me

[@stateofnation7991]

Heavy Vegetable - Head Rush :-)

[@eltonjohn5192]

cheers buddy! thought it was saying "i smoked too much damn drugs" haha

[@samtolley1023]

Elton John You can use a app called Shazam to find the names of some songs.

[@etherspin]

If Matt Morgan suggested Russell do this then Matt just plummeted in my estimation

[@kyndrydspyryt3867]

I dont think Russell quite got the credit he deserved for these. He was pushing boundaries and I thought these were great when they first came out.

[@lumpfish99]

well well well

[@zedooncadhz]

he is mental

[@battlecitysinner]

they can't ALL have boyfriends!!

[@haveitboi999]

21:56 XD

[@SHEPARD22]

i showed this to my mum

[@Oldcollegework]

wat did she say?

[@gumbojunt]

@@Oldcollegework junt died a good ways back. his mom killed him

[@stannats2637]

Silence is golden lol

[@CleanNOTSerene]

4:17 I am dying

[@robertglenister9259]

What is the song at 13 minutes in?

[@samusaran181818]

I love this show! Why is it that it only lasted 7 episodes?

[@manchesterblue2007]

he quit drugs..

[@NIRVANAmat]

manchesterblue2007 if your being serious then nah i dont remember i did read his book (the first one) but i think it was actually because he got chucked off air due to what he was taking, but he didnt quit that early on!

[@manchesterblue2007]

NIRVANAmat nah mate...he fucked off cos he ws into drugs too much and even got his editor shit on

[@NIRVANAmat]

manchesterblue2007 ahhh! gotcha! well i was right about the drug part at least ;)

[@bluesborn]

Russel opining about his pleasure in having things shoved up his ass may have been more than the sponsors signed on for.I'm with you though great stuff.

[@TheBassHeavy]

00:40 - I have no idea why I laughed so hard at 'man's winkle'.

[@napalmextinguisher]

HAHAHAHA This is crazy!

[@mikeybigfoot1354]

The hardcore Tom Green show

[@albertramsay847]

oo sir!!

[@MassiveCatLittleLegs]

Back when he was an addict he did far, far more. I'm not judging him for that, just saying that some of the more dramatic moments here after he tosses the guy off in the toilet are played up for the camera, but it wasn't really new ground for Russ.

[@edmundwhelan4185]

what's the song at 13 minutes??!

[@samtolley1023]

Edmund Whelan You can use a app called Shazam to find the names of some songs.

[@gdowse23]

Why are there no comments on his dong being in this video? It's like the elephant in the room 😏

[@rg0057]

Now that is a good question. Surely someone knows at least who the singer is?

[@danielwoolsey6510]

am working on a cover atm, almost got the guitar down - been in love with this track since i first saw this and its been stuck in my head since

[@linnycrocus6023]

I want a hot dog now.

[@oo1721]

how likely is it he was high whilst filming this?

[@PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery]

Let's get a point across......Mr Brand's drug of choice is heroin and while doing any of these Re:Brand social experiments and interviews including close ups of his eyes and face and his speech.....his energy is always upbeat and fast paced ....so I'm not seeing him high during filming.......however this is the time period he was getting & his addiction to drugs put him on the slope! If you look at a documentary of his life....he freebases and his appearance matches ie..sideburns, hair & youthful face! IM STILL A BRAND FAN THOUGH!! I'm happy today he is drug free and recognizes his addiction 2 drugs aren't his only 1. Notice I said that in present tense? If they quit it they surely will replace it with another. He suffers NOT from the actual addiction (drugs or sex) BUT of an "Addictive Personality" meaning it's a genetic defect 2 recognize the traits of it which are: Impulsive Behavior, Sensation Seeking, Valuing Non Conformity, & Compulsive Behavior and he suffers each & every1!

[@ONLYFOOLSNVIDEOS]

high? hmm long way off there

[@Chriswallace0405]

Yeah I've gotta agree Russell is hyper as fuck usually but he's clearly on crack or at least normal cocaine

[@chris_89_24]

Crack and heroin

[@melodyvalentine8779]

@@PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery You're talking absolute bollocks. I can tell you're not an addict. You can still be hyper and alert, or just normal, on heroin. Once you're physically dependant it just takes away the withdrawal. Also, Russell took loads of drugs, not just heroin, it just meant he needed more help stopping heroin because of the withdrawal process. There's no reason to believe he's not on coke here aswell as smack. Addictive personality is literally just an addict. It's not a birth defect or whatever nonsense you said. It's just a coping mechanism for filling whatever void or covering whatever childhood trauma you have. Addicts are made in childhood, not born. A baby can be born dependant on the medication their mother took during pregnancy but have a perfect childhood and never use drugs in their life. Russell used drugs to feel good about himself, he had low self esteem and a weirdo dad who took him to brothels. Then it was sex. Now he's learned healthier coping mechanisms. My main point is that you really can't judge if someone is on heroin or not by their level of energy. I used to not be able to function at all til I had heroin then I could immediately get up and do it all the second it kicked in. Nobody knew for a long time. It's not just all nodding off like people think. That's a total myth and one of the main reasons people can hide an addiction from people so easily coz it's all they look for.

[@matthewstephens6848]

I prefer modern Russell to this lunatic. :)

[@rexel666]

This is so funny.

[@Somuchfalsehistory]

Just wild ....I had a woman beg me to give her a try I told her I really love men she was sad I told her she was beautiful which she was...so she said please just let me kiss you ....so I let her and she laid a kiss of all kiss's on me well she back off and then asked me to go lay with her but she looked in my eyes and seen I had no interest and she started crying .....I felt so bad but did not lay with her ....Russell saying I need Birds made me remember how that young lady made me feel ....I really wanted a man to kiss on me after that young lady kissed me like there was no tomorrow lol oh Russell you really have lived......

[@vermilliongecko]

I nearly read your comment, but I realised you don't use punctuation, so I couldn't be bothered.

[@thevoidisshining]

Hes just not gay. Thats fine.

[@awsmmediaguy]

0:54 1:35 19:23 WANKY WANKY

[@jayman7752]

This horrific to watch 😔😣😔😣😔

[@paddymuppy]

You loved it and played with your pee pee.

[@daManDRAK]

Nathan Barley episode mocked the lameness of this in episode 5 I think ...

[@Jordannadroj20]

I don't remember that. What did they say

[@rg0057]

The instrumental part sounds like: watch?v=CvrTvm1pIYs (Augustin Barrios Mangoré: Vals No. 3) Someone on Yahoo was looking for the artist in 2010 and got no answer :(

[@joeygarner6766]

Wow, I'm shocked...

[@m.2891]

omg dats shits so funny:P

[@Vitreeol]

This is fucking hilarious.

[@GrumpyBottom]

7:06

[@saharkhalili5303]

We're not homophobic but misogynistic ok

[@eddiebaby22]

Russ is a fucking legend

[@uv77mc85]

You spelled bellend wrong

[@eddiebaby22]

@@uv77mc85 oh yeah, so I did, thanks for pointing it out 👍

[@bluesborn]

Wash that hand Russel! lol Soap isn't enough you're gonna need some steel wool and comet followed by a soak in naphtha.

[@KINGRATTYSNITCH]

Bruh.

[@chimerra6191]

weird how hes only vaguely more insane on heroin than off it lol

[@alexcarson9638]

Yeah he’s whacky that’s for sure lol wow what a silly guy super weird

[@mattheweadie3596]

love ya mate but no need!

[@ArtioDactyL1991]

hahahaha 7:04

[@ORIGINOLINDIVIDUAL]

He’s quite funny, not your typical sex predator

[@alfsmith4936]

Except he seems just like "your typical sex predator".. All handsy and full of false compliments, while he tells you lies and begs for adoration..

[@SuperOolah]

Jj

[@michelleobrien6996]

eeeww, funny how some people look LESS, (in this case MUCH LESS) attractive when they are young

[@Monkeypole]

Or when their smack heads like in this case 🤣

[@t8br00k36]

Insufferable

[@mikerigda]

#cringe

[@politure]

how sad that's all you get from the series

[@annother3350]

How sad to assume someone's dislike of a whole series from one word. I cringed at some of this. Maybe Russell would to nowadays

[@augustkubizek5925]

Disgusting!!!