Re: Gays spread "ebola" at Starbucks

[@deluth4638]

I don't go to Starbucks for the coffee, I go for all of the fluid swapping.

[@brandonbright858]

Me too. Sadly, no Ebola yet.

[@assassin82341812]

+Katie Bright what starbucks you at ;) lol jk

[@KiesandNoob]

+De Luth I actually just go for the hot cocoa.

[@MaxTruman777]

yeah swapin all dos fluids

[@hajcwioe]

... *were doomed*

[@corgistaniel1150]

At first he just acted like a homophobe. Then he became racist and then a conspiracy theorist. This pastor is everything that's wrong with the world cramped into one person.

[@snackfloof3701]

Stan Claas Just needed more feminism to to really top it off.

[@orekihoutarou6107]

Nah, it needs more feminazism. Nothing wrong with plain women protesting unfair wages. And I don't mind to see a topless parade every once in a while.

[@orekihoutarou6107]

***** That sure is a claim. You claim that there is NO gap between pay of separate genders as evidenced by your quote. The second link you gave said that it was true, and was made because of women giving birth. Heres the thing. Sexist Culture is still a part of that. It is ingrained in our culture that women should stay at homes and work, while men should work, regardless of children. When women come back into the workforce after they have raised a child, then that spikes those statistics up also. See? I just showed you a way the pay gap is a measure of sexism.

[@goawayleavemealone2880]

Question Women between 20 - 30 years old, are out earning men these days. Even still the wage gap is a result of personal choices rather than institutional sexism - the 77 cents to the dollar statistic is an aggregate, it looks at the lifetime earning of men and women - working full-time - and averages it out. It doesn't compare like with like and it doesn't factor retirement ages, maternity leave and lengthy absences from the workforce.

[@orekihoutarou6107]

***** So wait, so you mean that women work longer then men before retirement? I have no idea what you are talking about, since that is one of the ways you are attributing the lifetime wage to be averaging out.

[@Itiswhatitis90]

Is there any way to retrieve lost brain cells? I lost a lot of them 10 minutes ago

[@theglokage1858]

Eat some bacon.

[@pikminiac92]

Watch internet videos and look at the comments. It won't regain them but you won't feel as stupid.

[@katajiro8178]

James Brooks Some people say, that laughter extends your life. Well, it looks like I've just become immortal.

[@OrangeOctangular]

I heard there's some monk on a mountain with healing powers. You will have to find him.

[@ChinnuWoW]

Maybe you should try smoking pan every day!

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

*sees title* *smashes head against concrete*

[@tfsgoku4973]

+You in an alternate universe *Uses a muffin to heal the wound* We know....we all have that instinct

[@jilliancook2062]

Is that tesutesu tesutesu neat'o

[@HeliHijack20]

Brought to you by Dunkin Donuts

[@boltstrike644]

I can't 😂

[@NKOWZeroRenegade]

But that's a bagel

[@LaMuffin-il7ei]

Ax Gra Me neither 😂👏

[@megasonicgeo]

Ax Gra I think you can, if you apply yourself.

[@marche01197]

Well played! Iol

[@AnyaS18]

Oh good god I thought I wouldn't hear anything stupider than "Starbucks spread Ebola" and then I heard about the "gay people especially" part. Just by the way hand shakes don't involve bodily fluids...

[@VintageLJ]

>stupider

[@AnyaS18]

Dresden Pierce Right? I mean with this whole crazy thing called acceptance, maybe hand licking has become a culture too

[@22steve5150]

Look up this crazy old bastard on Wikipedia, this is only one of his nuttier proclamations, but by no means the worst.

[@tylerloupis5649]

"Stupider." Fucking genius, here.

[@TheAllomen]

Anya S. as someone who goes through that many many times (I actively search for stupid videos...good for a laugh)... never think you've hit rock bottom on stupidest things you've ever heard, people will always suprise you :D carry on facepalming! *salutes*

[@sleepyburr]

This guy reminds me of Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks.

[@Goabnb94]

Why do Christians like this, give Christians like me, a bad name? Where is this man's tinfoil hat?

[@cynic2201]

Because, sadly, Christianity is riddled with tons of big, popular, idiots. It's sad, but there are lots that give a shit name for it

[@adoruble213]

He left it at home so he wouldn't look like a conspiracy theorist.

[@rowdyjohnson6026]

Because YOU keep acknowledging people like him as Christians. Stop that, and start encouraging your local churches to do the same.

[@malicekitten2690]

I feel my IQ dropping with every second I watch that man. D: The farce is strong in this one.

[@Treemike1000]

True :(

[@dedchat9488]

some serious IQ downleveling

[@Goabnb94]

Me watch 2 long

[@asnalem4391]

also his voice is so fucking annoying and i bet he's one of those people that screams really lound when talking on a phone.

[@ElizabethzW.]

Bring my money

[@hshackleton678]

Never thought I'd hear those 3 words in the same sentence...

[@DarkReaperK97]

Richard Dawkins needs to have a talk with this man.

[@megaTechnomonkey]

I doubt that he would even be able to fix this man..

[@themplar]

What did the poor Richard Dawkins do to you he deserves to suffer this level of stupidity.....?

[@WizardOfMinecraftia]

Richard Dawkins almost lost his shit with Wendy Wright...

[@hobbermallow5764]

WizardOfMinecraftia We don't mention that name...

[@keith8880]

hobber mallow being a moron aside, she's the most beautiful women i have ever seen

[@Th3bAc0nBiTs27]

Did he just say governor Krispy Kream Krispy

[@onlyhalfbad333]

How is it that ppl like this can keep spreading lies like this and not get sued for it?

[@mudkipjuice]

Some bullshit known as 'freedom of religion'.

[@thomasbaron5367]

some bullshit known as freedom of bullshit! lol

[@unaisnh]

Gullbra Kisa I don't think you can count this as hate speech,discrimination or slander.This is fucking stupid.

[@DarksideEXE]

my guess is because they're so stupid that lawers don't even find it worth it.

[@Goabnb94]

***** Because lawyers wouldn't know where to start making a case against him.

[@lemonmarie2161]

Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya. His father is from there.

[@Akira625]

*"Dr."* Manning? I was unaware he holds a doctorate. At any rate, I'd give more credence to Dr. Pepper than to him.

[@GodWorksOut]

A lot of bodily fluids are exchanged at starbucks? Shit man, I didn't realize I was missing out.

[@404040]

Lol at "i'm JAAAMES david manning... IM the LOOORD's server...

[@Deidredit]

I know sodomite is a literal term but to me it sounds like when people like this guy use it, it makes me feel like they're envisioning a giant gay man with termite arms like they're some kind of monster. Also, is this man an actual doctor? A doctor in what?

[@FuugaNatsu]

Dei H He allegedly holds a 'Doctor of Philosophy' degree from his own ATLAH Theological Seminary, which is an unaccredited educational institution. ... doesn't that constitute a breach of the 9th Commandment? Since it's not from a REAL place of education? I'm just sayin'.

[@KanskeDesigns]

Starbucks probably gave him the wrong coffe intentionally and now he wants to put them out of bussines, if that is the right statement. (Sarcasm)

[@winterlif]

Sponsored by: Tim Hortons

[@theyoutubeidiot6203]

I’m 4 years late but this is fucking hilarious😆😂

[@hyderflayer]

Lmao I love how you didn't even have so summarise it, you just showed a clip of the dude and went 'WELL, THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP'

[@theangledsaxon6765]

He reminds me of a less nasally Cleveland from family guy

[@GDino33]

Oh shit your right on lol

[@redcomet_622]

i dont know why but the starbucks part reminds of that kroll show sketch where george and gil talk about leaving new york

[@matthewhernandez8342]

Can Mr. Krispy Creme defeat Obama and his Gay Ebola Starbucks fighters with the spirit bomb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

[@atomicstarmyau]

Omg when you tried to impersonate the preacher, you sounded like Christopher Walken

[@Kaheiyattsu221]

oh the pastor who's "tempted by gay lifestyle" who thinks starbucks puts gay semen in coffee XD

[@marcellcropper651]

I came out of the bathroom and all I hear is Daniel saying "Today we celebrate me coming out as gay" and my first thought was, that makes sense

[@starrynight.1995]

I think the preacher's just salty because they probably mispelled his name on his coffee cup and he's been bitter about Starbucks ever since.

[@creativefreak8421]

I read the title and was laughing so loud, my neighbors were complaining.

[@whatever000whenever]

Starbucks should sue.

[@SwoobatFanatic]

***** Nah that won't work. Slander is knowingly spreading lies. You can't get someone for it if they legitimately believe it to be the truth.

[@tyrantking9000]

for a split second, I thought it was going to be the "they're turning the freakin' frogs gay!" dude.

[@sherk3286]

Are we just not gonna call him out for saying Obama's birthplace is Kenya.

[@charlotte-hanson]

That dude's voice is exactly what Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster's love child would sound like.

[@eringaumond1180]

aw snap! I guess they figured us out. Well guys I guess it's back to the drawing board. what if we Walmart next?

[@JessZomb]

Nah, while everyone will end up there at least once in their life time, Walmart is frequented be a small part of the lower classes of humans. A better place to spread disease would be places like Subway Stations, Bus Stations, and other transportation locations. While places like a Hospital may seem like a smart choice, they have precautions to remove such problems, same with most government building.

[@JessZomb]

Dresden Pierce God fucking damnit man! That one was flawless, FLAWLESS! We all knew it was a risk due to the flop that was Burger King, but Wendy's was the jewel!

[@JessZomb]

Dresden Pierce Last time I saw the Council I lost an eye, and that was for a lube accident.

[@JessZomb]

Dresden Pierce Either a nut or at LEAST both your hands and feet

[@eringaumond1180]

The high Council gives me the shivers. I've heard some pretty scary stuff about them. Good luck with that hearing Dresden Pierce. I'll try to put a good word in for u if i can.

[@MrRicochet9]

And people wonder why, more and more people leave "religion"!!?? Do a pole of the younger generation worldwide ~ statistics show most of them are DONE with "religion"...!

[@anakin7969]

Wait...spreading a lot of body fluids? Since when did Starbucks allow public orgies?

[@Frodudus]

People apparently are in to licking possible off the floor in Starbucks.

[@mdc2142]

Is it me or does that Guy have a wooden Katana behind the book Impeachable Offers ?

[@Overindulging]

Let me decipher the illogical and contradictory words from Pastor Manning. I assume that a Pastor who preaches the word of God would be a reflection of the Supreme power himself. I guess this is not the case for Pastor Manning. "God loves everyone equally in that he is merciful to all" (quote from the internet). If God loves everyone as God believes we're all his children, then I would expect Pastor Manning to accept everyone for who they are and not differentiate individuals based on their sexuality. Pastor Manning however contradicts himself in his words as he is talking unpleasantly in regards to sodomites and homosexual individuals.

[@ultimatedespairgamer6722]

That's only New Testament god, Old Testament god ( which is who I think manning worships) is a fucking psychopath

[@xorsama]

The Deathstoke Review it was the same god ,jesus just convinced him to get treatnment

[@ultimatedespairgamer6722]

Lol I actually like the thought of god coming home from work and Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and the arch angels, sitting in a circle. I wana see that intervention

[@xorsama]

The Deathstoke Review ^^

[@joshuaobrien4479]

The Deathstoke Review Gabriel: My liege, we're here today because we all have some very important things to tell you. Especially your son. I mean, just look at him! He's 32 and had to make up an imaginary friend to cope with your douchbaggery! Jesus: Shut up, Gabriel, the Holy Ghost is real! *Yahweh looks around the room and sees what's going on, then immediately tries to leave, only to be stopped by Lucifer walking in.* Lucifer: Heeey, long time no see! Yeah, I still care about ya too, jackass! ... You're a father now dude, ya gotta clean up your act. That could be a decent sitcom, now that I've set the scene.

[@demeyamoore]

I like the subtle changes Rep has made to stating his arguement. He said in a previous video that he didn't like how aggressive he seemed in his other video responses. So, he actually changed his strategy. Keep growing and learning, Rep.

[@alexisblack8996]

I know this is terrible but I'm laughing so hard right now I can't even breathe😂😂😂how are people like this still alive

[@L33T_Taco]

i love how he stareotyped all gays and trans as starbucks loving nerdy college kids doing their report on a lil mac book

[@MrAwesomeBart]

This dude must be on some seriously hard drugs.

[@DiamondMinerDJC00]

I swear, Mr. Starbucks Ebola over here sounds like one of the most dedicated trolls I've ever seen.

[@zephyr7552]

Okay im just going to say it alot of BLACK americans dont like the term "African american" we not from Africa there is a diffrence between black and african

[@megasonicgeo]

***** :3

[@silver4831]

I tend to not bring skin colour into conversations, you are a human just like me! ^^

[@pikminiac92]

Some people just don't want to offend people because they think that saying black is racist.

[@FlubbydaTubby]

***** Dayuuummnn

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

a lot of us? really? huh... I better start being offended then thanks for telling me.

[@YoavFried]

You can really see how you try to be more positive and funny and not depressed and enraged. Good job!

[@connorsmith75]

I swear the dude farted at 2:04

[@Reminji]

I saw the title and thought "Dis gun b gud"

[@jacktv8606]

Excellent timing on that link, Rep

[@taylorevans642]

Drunken Peasants needs to talk to the crazy pastor guy on their live stream. That would be so fun to watch.

[@secondtolastmanonearth5048]

Great comedians like this guy here are a rare find nowadays... Thanks. Haven't laughed so hard in years

[@josebueno9233]

This guy must be a riot at parties.....

[@Nothing2DoWithSean]

My older brother is gay and wants to know if there are any star buck in AUS? He wants to help spread ebola.

[@CorneliusHDybdahl]

The title of the original video "Gays spread "ebola" at Starbucks" was enough to crack me up, lol

[@novaulisrblx8370]

3:53 Stahburks.

[@savannahmorrison1461]

I could feel my brain cells falling out of my ears while listening to this man

[@palebooi]

You forgot the annotation for your misconceptions about ebola

[@ethanschenck9714]

The title sounds like a KZbin Poop.

[@LylaDagger]

I think that guy forgot to take his morning medication for a long time..

[@rexdeorum6941]

I also "read" that article about kendra sunderland

[@FalcomNPC]

6:50 "Mr Krispy-Krispy Creme-Krisp-Krispy-Christie." I'm in tears.

[@reissecup]

The annotation came a little early.

[@dawlingolingo3733]

Yup. You are 100% right, pastor. Thank God you also included the tithing and offering scam in your message. Paypal is such a lovely thing too. Quick, easy, and full of blessings, I'm sure.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

"...They buy you sneakers!" Um... My mom's boyfriend got sneakers from his gay friend a few years ago. Spoopy.

[@MorgQ7]

*drinks coffee* "Oh shit" had me in tears lol

[@mistagloriousjacobsatorius4837]

He sounds like the Cookie Monster ; he's so stoned

[@PaulyB222]

This guy reminds me of Chef from South Park "Ebola is in Starbucks, so you better keep yo asses indoors children!"

[@IcarusHollow]

someone needs to put a "this post gives me ebola" meme on that manning guy's video

[@RenoRedhead77]

Dr. Manning is hilarious. I love the Flaming Butthole video the most. LOL.

[@alexbombomb1239]

I can't stop looking at that guy's mustache. It looks like at one point he shaved only half of it and it just now started to grow back.

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

How can you be so calm watching this video?? I'm freaking out ablut the words of that man! Respect! I coudn't be so calm!

[@1mrgijs]

How did this guy exactly get a doctorate?

[@jpmmm333]

5:14 I think you're talking about Kendra Sunderland. I know that because of........ reasons......

[@X_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

This Hershey's chocolate bar is way past his expiration date. Now he is just senile.

[@hansthewonderhorse9285]

The long...legged...Mac Daddy? Huh...sounds like somebody's hoping to meet up with the president at Starbucks.

[@quigley61]

I once got pregnant from Subway, and I'm a man. This guy is 100% correct. My dogs cousins best friends plumber got Ebola from a doublechocamochafrappalattechinoskinnydoubleshot. You guys should be careful.

[@AUPackmule]

You had too much fun with this one.

[@sawyerboy35]

Is Costa safe?! I can't come down with this illness.

[@tropicytlive]

Best part was the impersonation +10 Rep :D

[@LuterofromTx]

I go to starbucks often, and i have yet to see any of these things come true.

[@personal_potato]

5:19 "I read the article some place' AKA Pornhub

[@JB-ip7vr]

Obammaa...The long legged MAC DADDAYYY !

[@willaphillips5540]

Long-legged Mac Daddy Obama and Krispy Kreme Christie...I want his book of politician rapper names.

[@ItsAporia]

There has to be a guy behind the camera pointing a gun at the man.

[@murderousplaguedoctor2916]

He thought they were in a pandemic back then wonder wtf he's saying now

[@NMEstewy]

If gay people are giving out free sneakers then why are you being so mean to them Mr. Manning

[@ptitjo2920]

asa helix Shoebola

[@mondingo67]

how can you slander a company like that and get away with it?lol

[@Bzrkology]

"Read the article" lol

[@perkalov]

I love how the pastor has an book "Impeachable offences" to the right of him

[@1998flint]

Does anyone notice the Katana in Mannings backround?

[@IaMSpeaks]

A man showing you attention and New Sneakers? That didn't come with my enrollment/orientation packed. LMAO

[@mr.peanut2096]

I really wish I could meet some of these kinds of people, just to ask him, what the hell is he thinking

[@konstantint1588]

Interesting new style you have there. In stead of being furious with these seemingly braindead people, you criticise them with a smile on your face, which makes it even more pleasant to watch. Keep up the good work. :)

[@lanahoward2209]

The manning report is hilariously delicious.

[@tomjackson5093]

Someone needs to make an animated cartoon on this guy's rant, it would be hilarious.

[@JohnDoe-zy8mz]

What he thinks of himself and his job is clear from the last line xD "I'm the LORD"..."'s ser... (vant)" xD

[@ScreentimeNOR]

Ladies and gents, we have now found the real life version of Uncle Ruckus.

[@YTJayman47]

I don't know what you do for a living, but you would make hell of a journalist.

[@Zoney1]

Uncle Ruckus, is that you?

[@gabrielcornea9119]

I just LMAO. My belly still hurts of laughter...

[@The_Daily_Tomato]

Facepalm Sunday, named so because it always comes out on Mondays : )